Ep#9: OAKLEY HAS A DATE! - (Cute & Funny Dachshund Dogs Dating)

In this episode, Oakley the #Dachshund uses the #dating app Dogr to find a cute match for himself from an array of all different types of #dogs and hey, even a pet pig! He swipes through a Great Dane, Bulldog, pig, before finally swiping left on the adorable little Yorkie named Mila!
He then asks Mila to go on a non-electronic date with him, after she clarifies that he has been vaccinated of course.
Oakley picks up Mila from her house and they drive back to his house, where Oakley prepares a romantic dinner for her of microwaved dog food. Then they watch a movie together where things get romantic and Oakley ALMOST has his first kiss.
This video is in celebration of Oakley's 10th birthday!
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[@Crusoe_Dachshund]

Get our new 2023 calendars here!! geni.us/2023calendars

[@Ali_Elle5666]

I got my 2023 Calendar 🗓️ I got it Cruosoe_Dachshund🗓️

[@gailburgess1470]

Ccc I just want you in my heart 😮😮😮😮😮😊

[@christianvanosch2491]

Plz do a third date video with Oakley and Mila

[@temi4116]

I found Crusoe and friends about a week ago. Im hooked. Probably have seen 6 videos now. Most recent the trip to Arizona. I saw the little clip about Crusoe and his surgery. Thank you for sharing that. I empathized with him. Such dedicated owners. The rehab going along fine and then the pinched nerve. Stay strong Crueso. Hugs to him, Daphne and Oakley. Oakley, do you live with same mom and dad as Crueso and Daph? From the videos, I'm thinking maybe you don't. Love all of you. Susan , Hayward, CA .

[@kieramurray4449]

Oakley is funny

[@simonesimone2226]

“I’d still warn you not to get between me and a doughnut 🍩” 🤣😂. Happy birthday 🎂🎊🎉 Oakley!

[@thehumanspet10]

xd

[@pangi5460]

Jesus Christ *Rapture* is coming very soon... Repent of your sins.... He loves all of you.

[@kikimiffin6616]

🎐🎀🛍🛏🗝🔑🔑🗝🗝🛏🔑🎉🎉🎊🧧🎉🚪🛋🔮🔫⚗️🎉🎈🧸💌✉️📨📨🎉📧📦🎂🍩chfjgiiukl. Bc nhnnfhb Co fnng.

[@kikimiffin6616]

Dtikilo

[@BeefyIB]

@@pangi5460 h

[@psc1939]

Best line "tell her she can take her dress off...".🤣

[@um-fu8dg]

Lol what girl would take her dress off Besides daphne she hates dresses but I would keep my shirt on but i would just take my jacket off

[@gabbismith3740]

@@um-fu8dg wot

[@sonjamaher6836]

Lol

[@thehumanspet10]

DXddd

[@That_One_Girl_82]

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[@crystalball6358]

I'm on the floor laughing how they text each other and he said he's been vaccinated for rabies!

[@patriciamontague6510]

I liked when Oakley asked Frank to help him pick out the clothes he was going to wear on his date with Mila. Frank has good taste.

[@tanyamunrod5382]

Hahaa yea he dose😂

[@katrinadavis7053]

Frank definitely does!!

[@Natalishka01]

What an amazing taste 👅 I agree!! ☺️🙏🏻❤️

[@theoriginaljayz28]

I want to know who on earth could give this a thumbs down. Oakley Dokily is the cutest thing ever. He was so cute and nervous. Mila is a cutie pie.

[@pangi5460]

Jesus Christ *Rapture* is coming very soon... Repent of your sins.... He loves all of you.

[@robertdoble7665]

@@pangi5460 That said would Jesus give Oakley a thumbs down? I doubt it.

[@catandotter1237]

The opening tinder parody is hilarious

[@kellywagner7025]

I like when ockely dressed as a gangster lol so funny and cute and sweet and funny 😄😄❤❤

[@user-kp3gm3wt6p]

Penny’s description! OMG! “Open to other species”😂😂😂

[@hugofernbom]

"I'm very acquainted to make you happy!" :D

[@cbriceno82]

The way Daphne speaks is sooooo cute!

[@patriciatinkey2677]

Love, Love Daphne!!! And the boys, too, of course!

[@veronicavdog2045]

I love her too

[@CatsAreCool_XD]

I love it when he spray roadkill on him HIS FACE WAS SO ADORABLE AND FUNNY🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂

[@Natalishka01]

I agree! It reminds Mila of a barn haha 😆!!!!

[@rebeccapotter8303]

How could anyone give a hands down! This was precious!

[@italiangirl2440]

I like the part where he's texting her back and forth. Hilarious

[@pangi5460]

Jesus Christ *Rapture* is coming very soon... Repent of your sins.... He loves all of you.

[@keturahjohnson2074]

R r right

[@xenajamey5611]

‘Been to prison once’ 🤣🤣🤣🤔

[@crystalball6358]

The way she holds up daintily her little left front paw as she eats!

[@beverlyrbev3890]

Love how you call your daddy “Father”! It’s just so...Oakley! 😄 We need another video of you, Oak.

[@brunnsheliaking5125]

" Pure Genius" , beyond adorable. 💙

[@pangi5460]

Jesus Christ *Rapture* is coming very soon... Repent of your sins.... He loves all of you.

[@noellesimone3366]

I like when The fire truck part that was really funny 🥺🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rescuerangerette1874]

There is a longer video with the firetruck a few years ago, check it out. Hilarious.

[@noellesimone3366]

@@rescuerangerette1874 ok I will !

[@jcmartinez9587]

Same

[@beckysamante2301]

smmmmmooccffy💖💕😚

[@adrianamaciel6513]

I love Ockley’s voice!!

[@fullmovies9024]

"Interrorerogation" Daphne's too awesome

[@cheryltroutman2752]

Could not stop laughing!

[@BestBreedEverChannel]

💙💙💙

[@pangi5460]

Jesus Christ *Rapture* is coming very soon... Repent of your sins.... He loves all of you.

[@RiceFieldWarrior808]

@@pangi5460 stop

[@hennypenny6982]

I love the part where he thinks he's a chef because he microwaved some freeze dried dog food. haha ADORABLE!

[@BestBreedEverChannel]

💙💙💙

[@user-uo1hi2gm9x]

Second btw I loved the bit too most importantly I loveeeeee the bit where daphe said “don’t go in the bathroom for too long or she will think your going poopies lol!

[@CandyCookieGamerRBLX]

Its so adorable how Oakley was texting!!! 💕

[@scottimusgarrett15]

Happy Birthday, Oakley! Have many more! Geez, Oakley went full-on 17 year-old boy Axe body spray! And the fire truck bit... As usual, Crusoe is the voice of reason. Thanks for the laughs, guys! That was sweet!👍

[@finbarroneill9189]

Oakley on a date. That was brilliant.

[@pangi5460]

Jesus Christ *Rapture* is coming very soon... Repent of your sins.... He loves all of you.

[@BasinGirl]

Happy Birthday Oakley! And the line is his "bio"....I've been to prison..BAHAHAHAHA and say whaaaat? Oh Oakley, you cheeky boy you!

[@gadinazc1878]

My fav scene is when oakley told mila how his drivings licence got suspended😂😂

[@Not_liamAndOllie]

Oakely is the money printer for Crusoe . he super cute

[@karenfrye8824]

Oakley needs to leave the door open- I am dying 😅

[@MyChannel-nz1tz]

The but I’m 70 years old part 😂😂 and his French... he told her she had trash can eyes 😆😆...

[@paulaarslan5262]

like whaaaaaaaat loololololololololol🤣

[@MrsCheetah1]

"Been to prison once" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 i didn't realize just how tiny Oakley is until I saw him next to a yorkshire terrier ❤

[@kimchhorn4263]

😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@pangi5460]

Jesus Christ *Rapture* is coming very soon... Repent of your sins.... He loves all of you.

[@almacln9494]

He’s a dog 🐕

[@marianneleone6185]

I love when he couldn't talk right. Most dates start that way, lol!!!🤣❤

[@craft-o-matic2377]

I can't wait to see you again Oakley! I miss you very much! Lisa

[@BabyK101]

❤

[@haraldherzog7373]

Happy Birthday Oakley! Lol, ah Mom, I’m 70! That’s my favourite line!

[@Kcali111]

Oakleys fairly proficient in texting all things considered... And how his father approved. And him singin in the tub. I love Oakley.

[@agsproduction9039]

happy birthday oakley, hope you have a good and healthy rest of your life!

[@robythebeagle]

I love your videos so much! Wish I had such a big creativity with my beagle!

[@barbara4482]

My favorite line: “Aw, Mom. C’mon. I’m seventy years old.” Worth waiting for another witty and heartwarming video. What a great Birthday present FROM Oakley to the fans! (Shoutout to Daphne & Crusoe for their dating advice.) 💙

[@victoriameredith629]

I came here looking for that line. :)

[@craft-o-matic2377]

Well Said! Couldn't have said it any better myself! Happy Birthday my darling Oakily! Have a lovely day dear one! All my love, Lisa

[@Spirtualsearch]

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT!!!!!!!!!!

[@poochieg7064]

🐾Happy 10th 🦴 Birthday Oakley!!!🐾 🥳 Wishing you lots of love you handsome devil 💞💕 Love, Pam & Nala 🐾🐾

[@manuelruiz3488]

@@craft-o-matic2377 Has

[@briellenparcheesi4737]

Happiest birthday Oakley. Crusoe be well and healthy. Daphne, stay safe.

[@pangi5460]

Jesus Christ *Rapture* is coming very soon... Repent of your sins.... He loves all of you.

[@cheryladams5033]

what a triumph! i loved asking Frank for advice, and "rodent roadkill' scent : so well done : D

[@neginvaghefi450]

Haha yeah maybe i like frank

[@galaxypricess801]

I love the line: “your such a good michorwaver” lol I loved that HAPPY BIRTHDAY OKALY

[@kathygomez2680]

I almost forgot Happy Birthday Oakley! You don't look day over four!!

[@tiffanyjames8163]

“I’m 70 years old”. Love it. Happy birthday Oakley. You’re looking fantastic. Mila is a sweetie. Hope we see more of her.

[@melodyeisenberg2789]

I think these are so creative. Love love love these pups.

[@ThePawsomeRescues]

Omg this was hilarious! We love you two.

[@bornontherimofchaos]

He'd be a perfect date for me if he was a human. Dorky,but still adorable.

[@corradofoletti7126]

Happy birthday Oakley from Switzerland!!

[@DennaMeckenMackan]

Is it his birthday?

[@DennaMeckenMackan]

Ok thanks

[@dianar.2990]

Loved every minute of it. This gives me hope in finding someone someday.

[@adalsteinnbragason842]

😔😔😔😔👩‍❤️‍👨🥝

[@fleshhunter100]

I liked when mom came in the room right before they kissed

[@sandraazocar]

The firetruck crash was my favourite! I laughed so much.

[@tanyamunrod5382]

Okaliy always looks young and so cute 🥰 never change okliy!

[@titanigorham3655]

Google

[@aryjohnson3629]

Omg ,I can't remember laughing this much .Epic,hilarious, Daphne and Crusoe going Oakley advice in the loo. I also loved the, swipe right. Thank you for the amazing vido🙋🤗🐶

[@christophervolosy7100]

That old little rascal. I see some grey. I hope they go on another date. They are cute together. Love you Oakley! 😀🐶🐾❤️

[@markymark443]

Mila: "Will you teach me French one day?" Oakley [in Spanish]: "Yes sir"

[@luismanuelsandoval2208]

That was right!😂

[@ChillGuy1234]

Wait he said sir

[@netdragger]

umm si means hi not yes boi.

[@stuffandthings4388]

Hahaha that made me laugh too. Also Hola means hi and Si means yes

[@hashane.]

@@netdragger nozo lozo si means Yes

[@Natalishka01]

Mila is such a good choice. Just looking at the pair! It’s lovely ☺️ ❤️🥳

[@Natalishka01]

Lol 😝 Franks a toy though!! Haha 😆 the style two was HILARIOUS!! 😂

[@danawashington2182]

A cover

[@chuyennguyen2603]

,l

[@samandmax293]

Sooooo cute and funny in the bath tub❤❤😊😊😂

[@kobedNY]

And also I love that this episode is just about Oakley we need more of the episodes and this is what I like

[@yvonneaubichon7251]

So many great lines, it’s hard to pick just one. Daphane “tell her she can take her dressers of, cause us ladies hate wearing dressers”. Brilliant reintroducing the fire truck clip. Great from start to finish. Bravo!

[@pangi5460]

Jesus Christ *Rapture* is coming very soon... Repent of your sins.... He loves all of you.

[@violinkornroller2433]

@@pangi5460 when

[@noahlopez1269]

My favorite line is when he said excuse me I have to use the loo

[@jamiekheng6482]

Omg. This is so cute. I almost forget that they are just dogs 🤭

[@peri3818]

Why do I have to leave the door open, I am 70 years old, too funny.

[@BestBreedEverChannel]

💙💙💙

[@readingwithrhiannon1424]

Your 70 and your on KZbin?

[@peri3818]

@@readingwithrhiannon1424 , maybe by the time you’re 70, you will learn how to spell!

[@elizebethbruce2803]

I squeeked when he walked away with the towel "around his waist"

[@pangi5460]

Jesus Christ *Rapture* is coming very soon... Repent of your sins.... He loves all of you.

[@remigamer5079]

Yoe ou rkak

[@naomi.star77]

I have a "Doggo" friend and she is mostly a yorky like Mila brings back memories! 😀

[@invitada7212]

Precious!

[@bethpiper7244]

My favorite parts were the memory of Oakley crashing the fire truck and Oakley saying he was 70 years old. They made me laugh out loud, but very sweet overall!

[@sschmidt-williams345]

I Love you ❤️!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'!!!!!!

[@Blazer093]

Because he is 70 years old

[@adwaith.s6500]

I like that to😂😂😂😂

[@karindickinson7993]

Getting help in the bathroom on the toiletseat, coming back and telling MILA his shirt got caught in the zip. But everthing else was great too.

[@amandaeklund8136]

2:57 Lmfao :-) you're so funny, Oakley

[@hound3kz]

I have always had a soft spot in my heart for Oakley - He’s so handsome and sweet - even though he’s a little doofy! It’s part of his charm! Happy birthday 🎊🎁🎂🎉 Oak!!! Glad you finally get the girl. Loved the video 💖 best line Mom I’m 70!! I laughed through the whole thing!! Great job guys!

[@williamahders3434]

Happy Birthday Oakley!! The best line was when Mila wasn’t sure who stunk...Oakley or Mom!!!!😂

[@calvinmcmillen2729]

I thimk they dont like each other

[@joycerichardson1810]

Mum gave her a look!

[@puppylover9995]

Happy birthday Oakley my favourite scene was the firetruck bit 😂🎉♥️

[@jax701]

Oakley : I'm coming to save the day then "crashes". also oakley : oh nvermind.

[@penzygames]

My favorite part was when they were about to kiss but them his mom came in it was hilarious! Love the video!

[@pangi5460]

Jesus Christ *Rapture* is coming very soon... Repent of your sins.... He loves all of you.

[@clementjoshua6812]

Happy birthday for Oakley! ^^ and He’s stills looks awesome 🤩

[@ebsfunland8666]

His Pretty cute

[@clementjoshua6812]

@@ebsfunland8666 Yeah :)

[@jojomafia214]

So glad I found this today! 😎👍

[@janetstuder4796]

Love'd every word of it.. mostly the bathroom scene conversation..

[@TH-kd1ju]

4:14 "sewer sardine"!😂 The fire truck crash was hilarious too! Ryan you could be writing sitcoms you're really really good at coming up with extremely entertaining and funny stuff:) I watched with a smile on my face the whole way thru! Happy birthday Oakley you gorgeous little sweetheart 🥰

[@paulawhitener4581]

Loved it!

[@Crusoe_Dachshund]

😋🙏

[@brodygamez6229]

@@Crusoe_Dachshund omg 3 mins wth

[@deniseadams5110]

That made me lol! So funny and loved the flashback😉

[@Felix79dlx]

Yeah the fire truck crashed lol

[@bubbletwins3586]

Oakley: I'm in the bathroom Daphne: Ew! Call me back later Oakley: no no, I'm on a date Daphne: In the bathroom? That made me laugh so hard. Love you Daphne, Oakley is hilarious, and Crusoe, stay safe. Edit: thanks for the likes btw

[@DifferentDragon]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@jupiter7576]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@DifferentDragon]

LOL

[@robertomarroquin3195]

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@King_PugBoi]

Stop spamming the emojis

[@OSCAR2DJ]

Oh, and also my most favorite scene was that they almost kissed that was so funny 😅🥲

[@lifewittdess4563]

My fav event is where Mila says”that was fun let’s do it again sometime” and Oakley was like”yes!”

[@kathleenlonghofer7366]

this couldn't be more precious!

[@BestBreedEverChannel]

💙💙💙

[@laurabowen9246]

Happy Birthday Oakley! You can type faster on your smartphone than I can! LOL

[@ale_96214]

i love the bit where he crashes the fire truck; its so cute and funny

[@marcusjahmir8708]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY OAKLEY

[@cvwitham]

My favorite line was when he said "Aw c'mon mom I am 70 years old" and, Mila:"So it must be a secret formula" Oakley: Yep 45 seconds

[@pangi5460]

Jesus Christ *Rapture* is coming very soon... Repent of your sins.... He loves all of you.

[@cvwitham]

@@pangi5460 what

[@cvwitham]

@@pangi5460 who

[@sebastianlybrand3704]

6:58 fire truck

[@ameliagraham9366]

I don't spend too long only right there do you might want me to pick you up at ?

[@eileenkeim9259]

Totally charming! Loved"Mila, it's 11 pm and your mom wants me to drive you home."

[@camillakidd5106]

Happy birthday Oakley

[@Remonante]

Happy Birthday Oakley si señor

[@autumn7ful]

Oh that was so sweet I absolutely love it and it was actually nice to see him Oakley’s parents because we don’t usually see them and happy birthday Oakley

[@iris5678]

Oakley's parents come off as people that don't understand this and think it's a little silly but are supporting it anyways and that's always lovely.

[@cheriewilson2537]

Mom, I’m 70 years old!😂😂😂

[@malulesmalumes3396]

Really hillarius,si señor!!!!😂😂😂

[@Name_reveal_when_I_get_1k_subs]

Omg dis is so funny 😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@fireberrie]

If only our dogs actually liked taking a bath.. 😂

[@DennaMeckenMackan]

Mine loved it

[@minimutt1408]

I had one that loved them - until the day she discovered mud.

[@charliemydacshund8136]

Same

[@debbieict]

I love all the characters in the shows and the dog because it’s just how you do it is amazing

[@eliataziana6702]

My favourites are Oakley telling his Mother: "Come on, Mom, I am 70 years old" and that guy crashing the fire truck. Oak is hilarious 😂

[@Nayyofc]

Amáudéus

[@andreatimmer9781]

Love the roadkill scent! Oakley is such a doofus; love him to pieces

[@thelargofamily8329]

It’s funny when Oakley takes a bath 🤣

[@newtplays5561]

Who remembers their first smartphone. I was so exited for my first one!!

[@charliemydacshund8136]

Yep

[@thebrummierailenthusiasts5329]

Mila sounds like a great name for the dog she’s a Yorkshire terrier

[@carmenjones2854]

Crusoe Stay Happy And Continue To Stay Well! I Love You & Daphne Too!

[@thebrummierailenthusiasts5329]

@@carmenjones2854 and to Oakley too carmen

[@pangi5460]

Jesus Christ *Rapture* is coming very soon... Repent of your sins.... He loves all of you.

[@nevafitzgerald2402]

Just love all of oakleys videos 😇😍 and of course Daphne and crusoe. I'm smiling all throughout this video!!😇😍😂

[@petsobsession9249]

I liked the scene when he remembered the time when he crashed the fire truck