The ERU Questionnaire | ASMR

[@gfdx3214]

When you’ve been making high quality original ASMR for so long that you can make ASMR based on your own ASMR, you know you’re doing well

[@Robert-vq1xx]

FAX

[@SplendidFellow]

Not only well, but... He's doing splentastic. Or whatever lies beyond...

[@Itadori-00]

I'm ur 400 like and 3 reply hm ok

[@lilonnit]

I am your 420th like and your 4th reply I am godly.

[@afstoriesluck]

What answer to number 5

[@tonoornottono]

i started watching your channel in sixth grade. i turned 21 last september. i know that’s not an incredibly long time, but it is an incredible amount of change for a youtube channel to survive. i don’t watch any youtuber that i was watching in sixth grade. they’ve disappeared or lost my interest. but your channel was a consistent part of my life during some obviously inconsistent times. i don’t wanna kiss your ass or anything, idk how it feels to have random strangers telling you how important you are to them. but i will say your channel been consistently interesting and relaxing, and i’m just impressed that i still love your content despite how much has changed for me. so, if i have a point at all, it’s that. you’ve kept my attention since i was eleven years old and i have never doubted your creativity. i know you get a lot of complimentary comments about your creativity and quality of your work. i imagine that eventually they start to blend together, to the point where you can’t really feel too complimented anymore since it’s so ubiquitous. so i hoped that this anecdote would make an impact. teenage years are full of change and re-assessment, and your content fully survived that process for me. i think that’s quite a glowing commendation.

[@dond4646]

Prolly the nicest comment I’ve ever seen

[@Prazca]

​@@dond4646 speaking straight from the heart is rare and lovely

[@lyfehaxandtrix3481]

I’m not going to ride off your comment and say that I share a similar sentiment, because I’m sure my experiences were (and will continue to be) vastly different from yours- even now I feel as though your comment made me think thoroughly about what I would reply with to agree without being redundant or somehow take away from your comment, as it is well written. I will instead add to your comment. As someone who agrees with your final statements about teenage life and maturity, I too find myself amazed with how many other people share the one similarity of consistently visiting this channel. Personally, I feel as though the consistency of his content has given me something to come back to and enjoy some creative “food for thought” and unwind. I am still only 19 now, and the amount of change that has happened since I first watched one of ER’s videos a little over 6 years ago is staggering. Even if your comment may not reach it’s intended recipient, it has still found it’s way to my eyes, and I enjoyed reading it.

[@crylune]

ok

[@beeball99]

this is such a sweet comment

[@withergon221]

I work at a restaurant for minimum wage and for horrible hours, but we can listen to music or whatever and his videos and talks are the only thing that keeps me from opening a black hole and consuming all reality, thank you rift for making our days better P.s: i do not fall asleep on the job

[@Definitelynotcryptid]

You could open a black hole, tear the fabric of reality, and destroy everything as we know it. Yet the government will still find some way to make you pay taxes.

[@notryan9233]

He really helps keep you out of your villain arc huh

[@Carson_Garrett]

You should get a new job

[@JamesRogers-ui3ui]

@@notryan9233 t

[@aangeldust]

that sucks, i hope the best of luck for you in the future my friend

[@Jaksonranger]

Most of the other questionnaires had me like "haha what a quirky questionnaire!" This one made me feel like i was taking a finals test and missed half of the classes

[@stephanie1733]

😅😅😅 🎯

[@calebwhiteman7395]

I wasn't in the correct reality for some of them mine just discovered the n.w.o

[@MrNonfunny-NotFun]

I didn't even know what episode of what season I first saw

[@afstoriesluck]

he turned into the final boss of hard mode on these questions

[@PerspectivEs]

this is by far one of the questionnaires of all time

[@emilyrobinson4103]

Agreed - also I like your shoelaces

[@ragnard0967]

How do you have almost 5k subscriber?

[@PerspectivEs]

@@ragnard0967 I used to make stuff back in the day. Fell off though.

[@crimson2618]

@@PerspectivEs now i’m curious, what did you make?😅

[@F3yris]

​@@PerspectivEs cmon man we gotta know what you used to make

[@kandyeggs]

So there I was, seven minutes in finishing an ice cream cone like a toddler, when I had a fun idea. ASMR where you show and demonstrate us how to do something easy wherein the viewer is intended to interact and copy your actions would be very fun. Things like tying a shoe and making a sandwich, things like that :) I often struggle with dealing with loud sounds, so I listen to a LOT of this channel’s ASMR while doing other things. Thanks much for everything, parasocial internet man!

[@Oxijinn_]

Sorry Mr. Rift, which universe is this questionnaire occurring in? Is it Universe SB7882340 or is it Universe A78234? The Clemmons brothers' chemistry differs so much in each universe (if they are brothers in that universe).

[@LlamaTheScotsman]

Excuse Sir, if you don't mind me asking, but when will our results for the questionnaire become public? I know you said you had to get everyone inside the ERU, and you estimated a Millenia, but i was wondering if you had a more specific date,

[@Theover4000]

Rumor has it June 21 3952 is the estimate.

[@Orphaneater7861]

@@Theover4000.

[@TheRoseCurse]

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[@TheRoseCurse]

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[@Dasligma69]

​@@Theover4000.

[@WevvMang]

Enjoyed the video, made me think that a good topic for your Tuesday Talks with Paul might review some of your older videos, just what you were thinking, what was going on in the world, whatever. They are little time capsules and might be fun to revisit them. Anyhow, just a random thought on my way to relaxation and thought I’d share.

[@Eric-469]

This is a cool idea

[@huntervalleyhinterlands]

I second that!

[@louboutinzrs5400]

It’s simple, I seen any form of ERU video, I click, I sleep. In all seriousness, the ERU videos are your best work, the lore and universe you created is absolutely incredible, I know you said you struggle for ideas with them now, but I’d watch 100 videos in a row of TFHS questionnaires if I could!

[@alfons2041]

I just finished my bachelors yesterday!! ER has helped me through my most stressful times for the past 3 years, thank you so much.

[@calebhenderson2156]

He did the same for me as well through life and college. I'm glad we have similar experiences.

[@thedeanbean2145]

i have a love-hate relationship with your content cause it’s so good and funny but also so good at being asmr that i fall asleep before finishing the video and miss out on all the references, so much so to the point where i come back each night and try to tough through the asmr with the goal of hearing the whole thing in its full. it’s like a challenge and by the unspeakable horrors beyond the cosmos will i conquer it

[@growskull]

i always go back to the last point i remember

[@onlyychino]

Is ER the best asmr artist out there? Yes

[@green_and_gold_enthusiast]

Yes

[@ShotzInTheLight]

In terms of ASMR quality? Pretty good, though i've found some channels I prefer in this regard. Creativity? Second to none, this man is a GOD

[@cindertheory]

Idk whos best... ER or pierreg. Both are very creative although one does more less relaxing talking the other does unique sounds

[@undyingperson0002]

@@ShotzInTheLightyo first i see you in PierreG’s video then here. nice

[@zatty232]

PierreG and Uncle Rift are the Goats.

[@andreuscooper6129]

Man... i love it when im working and ER drops makes work 10X better listening to him

[@KimieVII]

question 6, my first thought before the answers were given was "how funny would it be if he says 'cookies' as one of the answers" After so many years of watching your videos, I'm starting to know you too well, Uncle Rift! Thank you for yet another great video

[@SplendidFellow]

Not only cookies.... *nothing* cookies

[@twitch_cyberhex]

this feels like my own personal little corner of the internet that i get to share with my friends

[@dfwai7589]

Hey Paul crazy thing, this video was the first video in years to actually give me ASMR. Good job man, it was cool to get the tingles again.

[@theloonymoony1443]

Literally a questionnare I could pass in my sleep, I like it.

[@rococoblue]

😂.

[@defonthana]

the first minute is gold already... i loooooove that suit sounds. every video with a suit character ... amazing

[@rickespinoza9251]

I remember the first time I ever had any experiences in the eru and the first time I ever watched you was the day after the good mythical morning episode where your nurse Iggy m Manly was showcasing his nut sack and various other items. I was instantly enthralled with the random, chaotic yet orderly and structured nature of your content. From there I basically binged your channel until I couldn't watch anymore, and from than on you've been the only consistent ASMR channel I've enjoyed throughout this whole time. Legitimately impressive content with nothing more than props and a script. No fancy cgi, no insane production value, just genuinely human entertainment that benefits both parties. Thank you.

[@arattux]

the sad fact is that I will probably get more right answers from this questionnaire than what I get from schools tests👐

[@Spectatortot]

KIND-NAPPED!!! That was the first asmr video I EVER watched! You helped me sleep during the most anxious time of my life in highschool. Your let’s eat videos were what I watched while eating during summer vacation because I was always alone. Thank you Uncle E.

[@ninolloydbandiola5581]

The Corvus and Margaret incest option woke me up wide awake I can't sleep after knowing that universe canonically exists

[@babeetreee2895]

Whoa! This is on a whole different level of creativity and originality! 🙌🙌👏👏

[@dariodimarziasalvatore971]

Him: "In 10,000 words or less describe why you enjoy being a resident in the ERU?" Me: "Please consider this my application in joining the ERU and below I am attaching my motivation letter with an interest in the position of psychotherapist at Arkham Sanatorium" Tending to non-human patients alongside enigmatic doctors who employ sinister and unfathomable treatment methods, a sense of twisted enjoyment seeps into the depths of my being. 1. Sinister enigmas: Within this desolate and nightmarish realm, every moment unveils new and macabre mysteries. Caring for non-human patients requires delving into the depths of their tortured psyches, navigating a labyrinth of twisted thoughts and fragmented identities. The incessant pursuit of solving these enigmas becomes an addictive and perverse source of pleasure. 2. Eerie empathy: As I plunge deeper into the shadowy abyss of non-human minds, I unearth a dormant capacity for empathy tinged with a macabre fascination. Peering into the haunting depths of their tortured souls, I become entwined in their suffering, finding a twisted solace in unraveling their darkest secrets and bearing witness to their shattered psyches. 3. Unholy experiments: Within the oppressive confines of this grim asylum, unspeakable experiments are conducted, their purpose shrouded. Non-human subjects become vessels for ghastly procedures for their relaxation. Yet, in this twisted theater of horrors, an unholy fascination compels me to witness the grotesque ballet of relaxation, rehabilitation and transformation. 4. Veiled darkness: The asylum harbors a web of nefarious alliances, its corridors whispering secrets and whispers that chill the very marrow of one's bones. Shadowy figures, clad in tattered lab coats, move with calculated purpose, their intentions obscured behind unhuman smiles. Each encounter with these enigmatic doctors becomes a life altering experience, as I tread a treacherous path where the line between healer and tormentor blurs into oblivion. Anyway, let me know if there are any position available Much love for your work ER

[@the_protectorof_smols3563]

Damnit your resume is vastly superior to mine

[@KristijanH]

Finally, a worthy topic to test my knowledge on!

[@meatballsander]

10:05 - the Kindnapped mention caught me off guard, because you're exactly right! Know I'm gonna ace this test 😌

[@iamsoangrysoangr4775]

there is no excuse to not get any question, the show is the most popular in the universe and has reached a peak concurrent viewership of 5.25e35.

[@sickna-sty3244]

A 1h long Questionnaire? I just did a few of those for my program, time to get back to wor~ **falls asleep**

[@itskaiks3469]

are you a honk shoo honk shoo kind of guy, or are you a *snore* memememememee *snore* mememememeee intellectual

[@sickna-sty3244]

@@itskaiks3469 Unfortunately good sir I make not much noise while I slumber. However if I could choose I would go with the superior " *SNORE* mimimimimiiii" option.

[@greenstonegecko]

As someone who had a verbal multiple choices exam in my universe of origin... this was stressful

[@Erkaneil]

Finally, after 13422226 years of missing out, I’m here in time.

[@olives8946]

Waiting for the “for me it’s the Mchicken” guy.

[@lukachris9016]

Just saw a ‘Mindfulness Piano’ comment if that’s within the same ballpark

[@olives8946]

Yeah lmao

[@whatsthis7862]

dude watched one videogamedunkey video and ran with it, stale ass joke

[@olives8946]

@@whatsthis7862 me or the Mchicken guy?

[@parsleyara758]

i love this channel so much thanks for being alive man youre amazing

[@SPAMTONGG]

Hey ER! Random question to ask but do you remember your Sacred Oil Can of ASMR video? I was just wondering because it holds one of my favourite bits you’ve done just on the spot, pretending that the viewer is a tin person, I was wondering could we see the Sacred Oil Can of ASMR once again for another oil change?

[@KiltLeo]

For real though, I haven't laughed this much in quite a while, thanks a lot Paul, for everything.

[@jeno2256]

The quiz videos are the mf best, thanks mate. I have wanted u to do another one for a few years ❤

[@mattball420]

Rift: "Very comfortable bed, I must say" Me: *looks around*

[@vanxssa.0270]

Heck yeah my favorite format is back!!

[@karimsameh7354]

i need a video of him just talking softly and writing as well that would be a perfect combo

[@azurebreeze.]

Have you ever considered making an audio book series? Maybe talking about and reading a chapter of your favorite book while doing audio notes or costumes for characters?

[@qwzdfg]

Это прекрасно

[@beanos5240]

Goob: Into the Goobiverse. GOOB 2: Electric Goobaloo GOOB: Spice Wars

[@penumbra4995]

I remember this man eating pineapple in a fish mask fondly

[@ASMRCheater]

I love worldbuilding so this instantly hooked me big time! Thanks!

[@stephanie1733]

The tapping at the beginning was on point.

[@raznemon]

This ASMR is way too good! xD went down to the kitchen table to eat and fell asleep :DD

[@Lazzerov.]

Really giving some positive thoughts to my answers... Love it

[@bassclarinet69]

you mentioned a manual in universe, I think we need a "reading" of it. Tbh i've been wanting a manual reading since that MS-DOS one

[@alvarcastgd1334]

Love the video and the references to the ERU, keep up the good work :)

[@derekrockstoysw7837]

Fun fact: ephemeral means “lasting a very short time” so the Ephemeral Rift Universe (E.R.U. I think) probably ended 5 days ago.

[@JRHainsworth]

This feels like one of the psychologist scenes in Until Dawn

[@donovangamez1119]

YEEEESSSS These are my favorite vids to fall asleep too and im glad a new one finally came

[@comedicidiot]

It's crazy that this guy has been doing ASMR for so long that he has his own lore and questions about that lore from his fan base

[@ilovebook95]

if the ERU is doing a questionnaire, does that mean the TFHS will be instigating their own questions?

[@MrTechNetMod]

Finally a questionnaire I’ll get all the answers right on lol

[@ellamfw]

next video better be making ur own wikipedia page bc the eru is just that interesting

[@huhwa8625]

10:12 thats crazy the kindnapped video was legit my first ever video i watched from you, that rice mushing video was my go-to asmr video

[@lightniong66]

Would love to see you make a Half-Life themed ASMR

[@lightniong66]

btw I've watched the whole channel now and he did before I ever thought of it

[@emmetkuczmynda7861]

YEEES!!!!! I LOVE THE QUESTIONNAIRE VIDEOS!!!

[@MendicantBias124]

These questionnaires are worth forcing myself to stay awake

[@cnicoj]

Amazing Questionnaire Mr. Rift !

[@k00ky_k1tty]

Just sprained my ankle very badly a few minutes ago so I'm gonna listen to the funny asmr man to make me feel better Update; it's actually a fracture lol oops

[@joey9556]

brutal hope u feel better

[@TheRoseCurse]

Hag loser

[@TheRoseCurse]

Jk

[@UnparallelledPeople]

The EUR. Is it a dream or a memory. I’m sure we ask that a lot. There is much to learn about this place and we are here to do it. We would love to join you and receive the knowledge we have been looking for for all these years. Please accept our embrace and we will accept yours.

[@dusksentry5836]

question 5 is why everyone looks the same, this is a cry for help from the original ephemeral rift

[@PowerRainbow]

good day to be alive

[@gabriellaAW]

I feel like i was taking a test on the very first day of school and knew nothing However as a couple diffrent teachers say If you dont know the answer, pick c If you dont know the answer, pick the longest answer there is If you dont know the answer, compare the options and look for similarities between the answers to get the best possible guess The choices were a little too long to do anything but pick c so… like most of my answers were just c

[@king_of_ombra1382]

Subtly forcing me to make an ERU persona huh? Smooth.

[@Creamworks]

next questionnaire could be a single question but reading out like 100 possible answers

[@KiltLeo]

😂

[@gabriellaAW]

I don’t think i would be able to even choose an answer then.

[@Willtabixx]

"And then that is when my Uncle Ben died in my arms" "Fascinating"

[@mattball420]

The answer to my origin story was a long sip of milk, im not even sure how to interpret that lol

[@tommyeckard4749]

Round 3 of trying to stay awake long enough to answer the questions

[@KiltLeo]

I laughed to hard for sleep.

[@Ajinic]

Idk why I didn't get a notification about this one

[@the-witness8811]

Question number 1 had me stumped.

[@Argomundo]

5:40 you got the right colour and yes I was wondering. Using those telepathic abilities again are we?

[@thatenbykid]

another day another slay

[@Mindfulness4904]

When I listen to this music, I feel like I'm listening to it and receiving a gift. I would like to express my gratitude to the pianist for this gift.

[@alfiedragon7075]

I respect the hustle but just getting the "sleep" tag to have a bot spam through isn't as respectable. I do hope it is a bot, otherwise I fear you are actually a 4 dimensional bieng that is able to hear the fourth dimensionally travelling audio throughout the content on a lot of channels

[@KiltLeo]

​@@alfiedragon7075 why not both? (Now that's a scary thought)

[@bossachron9243]

My answer to all above questions from this fine questionnaire is F. What does ERU stand for again

[@tessa6810]

Perfect timing😊

[@leonortner5716]

The Ephermal Rift Cinematic Universe really is a twisted place

[@indigo.138]

blank space goodnight

[@rainemd6039]

Goodnight

[@mrcurlywurly9338]

The ERCU Lore is expending...

[@thefotysixth]

I think that you're the best asmrtist. GG

[@HudsonWasp]

Спасибо за видео, как раз послушаю его перед сном.

[@AJWalkerLL]

I just assumed ERU stood for “Ephemeral Rift Universe,” lmao.

[@blakem0623]

I know you make them opened ended, with no given answers for a reason. But I think would be funny if you did one "answering your questionnaire" but it was just you rambling on about random stuff like we are asking you the crazy questions.

[@HaoLi-y4e]

太喜欢E叔的声音了

[@madlad29]

Beginning was a throwback to the blindfolded insane guy

[@asian6oy]

He cures my depression 😩

[@TheRoseCurse]

😫

[@xzility5662]

56:55 I can’t tell if you are saying our thoughts or some higher god is telling you what to say 💀💀

[@pikachu896]

Video came out 19 mins ago wtf

[@fisher8398]

How did he know I choose green

[@verakai_]

i feel like i’m totally prepared for a pop quiz i’m never gonna have 😂

[@deejdarkstar]

Candy man lore run deeper than I would have expected

[@nayreel3529]

Question 22 is an amazing callback to the tattoo in the original "Guessing Random Things About You" video! Love it

[@humbertoorozcoreyna5689]

I was so excited that I got to hear that one again LMAO (I think it’s either D or E, E mentions the Victorian chairs and the stalagmites tho, but at the same time D recalls the struggle between parent and child, I can’t decide)

[@nayreel3529]

@@humbertoorozcoreyna5689 yes totally, and also the tattoo itself is mentioned indirectly when he talks about putting ink on his skin!

[@YeOWest]

I’ll 100 percent pass this lmao

[@Bajamamut]

It's been a bit of a hell of a day, I need a good Test with a capital R.

[@kingjules8744]

"Let me ask you: What color do you think we should use?" "Hm... I love green, so lets go with-" "Green? You sure?" "... Yes?" "Okay, Green it is."

[@josephjinx]

We are definitely, definitely in the Goober universe.

[@violetisaghost]

7:43 so i was bitten by a radioactive spider, and for the last year and 4 months, i've been brooklyn's one and only spider-man

[@Newton1208]

ER is dressed like Kira for the third time now

[@uaQt]

idea: asmr intro (like where youre acting like you dont notice the camera is there) but it just leads on until the end of like 3 hours.