Roadmap of the Post-Apocalyptic U.S. Part 1: Alabama to Mississippi (ASMR)

[@gigan22]

I chuckled when he got to Michigan and started with "avoid Flint and the entire Detroit area." That's good advice when not in an apocalyptic situation.

[@jacobswiftlathers]

gigan22 sad to hear that the place i live grand rapids is a X i was like come on

[@gigan22]

officer grimes200 That's where I am too. I'm not surprised tbh. This place would definitely be toast.

[@SuperCommando48]

gigan22 Avoid Grand Rapids. Head north to the UP. Its all wild anyway.

[@gamerin4d]

Untied Status Marin Crops Should be givin to wisconsin anyways to clear up maps

[@gavinz7115]

Avoid Hillsdale Michigan too in an apocalypse. Too many people running around.

[@deathmetalpotato]

There's another settlement that needs your help. Here, I'll mark it on your map.

[@deathmetalpotato]

Your Boi Bit rude. See you in the Wasteland, lone survivor.

[@spongy1695]

B. Jr. OH GOD PRETZEL GRAVY LEAVE ME ALONE I DONT WANT TO HELP MORE SETTLEMENTS

[@lweezbridgesarefun1817]

spongy 16 Ha! "Pretzel Gravy" x'3

[@joshuaposey8758]

lmao i just figured out Paladin was a synth 😂

[@AintPopular]

quest faiiled

[@TheloniusMage]

"Alabama to Mississippi, that's not very far." - initial reaction to title.

[@Jacob-dk9ne]

I just imagine like 100 years from now someone finds this notebook and wonders wtf is happening. Like someone thinks its a treasure map and spends years trying to figure it out.

[@CDGHT]

Jacob and then they find this video while seeing if others had tried to figure it out and feel stupid

[@brianpatrickofficial]

LOL best comment

[@jacobperkins6397]

And then another Jacob finds this video, 3 years later. Little did we know, a virus 🦠 has turned the world mad and countries are more tense than ever 🗡 we push ourselves closer to the inevitable end ☠️

[@andyhk3]

*receives potential life saving transmission . . . *falls asleep

[@johnhall3176]

Transmisssion: Wake Up!

[@chanomjea6515]

Transmissions when you wake up: HEY! You, finally awake.

[@goldgaming4946]

Transmission : You were trying to cross that zombie horde, same as us walked right into that mutant zombie ambush.

[@dec203]

O8

[@tallyesinwilson7628]

I absolutely love that none of the parties involved are explained. It’s just like “The Road”, and it’s so awesome. He just assumes we know who the entities are, so we come to our own conclusions.

[@conroymason7801]

That movie was messed up man, especially the bunker part

[@spearspearspear]

That movie is my favorite movie of all time. All the questions left un answered in the most satisfactory way possible.

[@Nico18_]

I love "The Road", both the book and the movie 🤜🤛

[@abettercrow]

underrated comment

[@Calibur43]

Found this video prior to a notification, before KZbin even knew it was uploaded. Pre-order squad.

[@deathmetalpotato]

Calibur43 Do you have it on vinyl, too? Fuckin hipster.

[@Calibur43]

Not yet, was actually gonna call you to have it printed on naugahyde-infused record surface and then sample it on your gramophone.

[@Wafers123888]

The real question is do you have it on a cassette tape because I’d like to listen to this in my car being that I live in Alabama and need this information on the run.

[@megatron805]

B. Jr. phonograph cylinders are obviously the way to go.

[@gavonm6262]

Calibur43 Nice

[@GoodGirlKiki]

If E.R offers to give you a ride, is it an Ephemeral lift?

[@nukessolveeverything5340]

Klara Клара top ten questions that science can't answer

[@KekkerStuffAndThangs]

E.R. *

[@PoTheAllandMighty]

Klara Клара ahhhh

[@datrebelfella1017]

This isn't ur thing let the designated mystery KZbin dude do it

[@inflatablemattress2]

Ephemeral Lyft*

[@PattrickEpicMan]

Timestamps for states: 4:48 Alabama 7:43 Alaska 10:59 Arizona 13:14 Arkansas 15:24 California 17:20 Colorado 18:48 Connecticut 20:47 Delaware 22:00 Florida 24:16 Georgia 25:47 Hawaii 27:10 Idaho 29:00 Illinois 31:05 Indiana 33:07 Iowa 34:53 Kansas 37:05 Kentucky 38:35 Louisiana 40:28 Maine 42:15 Maryland 43:50 Massachusetts 45:18 Michigan 47:00 Minnesota 48:40 Mississippi

[@Chuckles_The_Goat_Clown]

Thank you! I needed this

[@dingers5days]

I was so confused when the title said “Alabama to Mississippi” and he was in places like California. NOW I understand.

[@lordreehaw1267]

Oh so he's doing it in alphabetical order? Then my home state of NC should be the first one next time.

[@officerthomas8548]

Rhode Island has fallen!

[@zillianer]

No Ohio lol

[@CommanderNixon]

I really hope people keep updating his wiki, I really love how ER has been making videos exploring the depths of his world rather than focusing on new characters, Nothing wrong with either though so far.

[@legrume3296]

I live in Alaska and just wanted to say that you can’t avoid major roads because they’re the only roads to anywhere

[@ACrazedGaming]

Agreed can’t get anywhere in Alaska without traveling Especially here in wasilla

[@joblake627]

Can confirm the only roads in wasilla are the roads that go places

[@cornheadahh]

You put a quarantine zone right above my house lol

[@zenith4919]

you are the quarantine zone

[@thewizardman73]

You could say it's a no thots zone

[@pikkkkaro]

NO T H O T S probably because you live there lmao

[@Elykmai]

Im coming for that ass

[@dutchvanderlinde248]

It's a quarantine zone for thots.

[@COUL101]

thank Lord Cthulu for this transmission, one only knows how long the Arkham tribe would've lasted without it. Between battling stress and insomnia whilst keeping the upcoming end of year finals at bay, it's good to see a fellow soldier out there trudging on ahead. Carry on, we'll be awaiting the next and final transmission with high hopes.

[@Jacob-bs1fx]

Shh

[@robertmacdonald5496]

Constant quality output, multiple ongoing series, a richly imagined universe, incredible diversity in content, new triggers paired with old favourites; Rift is the best ASMRtist by far.

[@BAYKING_316]

You couldn't have said it any better ROBBO!

[@daxtonriggs9228]

Ain't too fun down here in Missouri. Most of our cows have mutated and grown 2nd heads.

[@goldentoparican788]

Don't worry. Missouri is sending a cow dispatcher with their government approved sledge hammer to clear it up

[@michaelgeel]

GoldenToparican best send 2, otherwise the second head will run after the first is offed

[@zanderham5239]

Kinda creepy, but if youre into cow heads, more food

[@ltlgameing]

You guys got bighorners already? Here in Canada, what's left of our cows are covered in a nuclear winter

[@Steve-zh8ed]

Man, only your cows are mutated? You see, down in bumfuck nowhere Oklahoma, we have a full roster of mutated shit! Suck as: bloodbugs, deathclaws, bighorners, Brahmin, stingwings, aliens (sons of bitches are everywhere!), ghouls, feral ghouls, and some mutated horses, don’t know what to call them yet, just...stay out of OK, it’s shit down here, seriously. ( how could i forget the mutated coyotes! They’re like feral dogs, but give you radiation poisoning.)

[@EpicMe3]

Uncle E just preparing us for the coming months. *See you all in the Apocalypse.*

[@evanoconnor3781]

I would propose Uncle E be the leader of the new world.

[@bookmulch7379]

I would second that.. no panicking just some humans dead relaxed

[@inflatablemattress2]

See ya in hell kid

[@cloneskiller]

MAGA

[@FredDurst00]

?

[@samlund8543]

Patrolling Alabama almost makes you wish for a Nuclear winter

[@inflatablemattress2]

Or winter at all. Or a reason to wear a jacket

[@grunt6257]

Sam Lund patrolling canada....that's all I've got

[@CFF1987]

nice reference!,haha,hands down fave game of the series

[@xxaidenxx_2298]

Oh yhea ? Ain't that a kick in the head...

[@soggy5854]

@@xxaidenxx_2298 Big iron, Big iron.

[@Dreginy]

Ah, the end of civilization is so R E L A X I N G

[@FloorItDuh]

Shout out from the safe zone in dade city, made it. Thanks for putting out that we are a safe zone glad our message got through.

[@CommanderNixon]

shout out also from dade, fuck you now we have a bunch of people asking about "tingles"

[@odstrook2113]

Shout out from the wasteland, thanks for telling us about dade we know where to raid next.

[@FloorItDuh]

I'll have you know we are heavily armed and former united states military elements have consolidated here. Attacking would be highly unwise as well due to the heavy presence of military veterans. Dade city is safe for those who are willing to contribute to the survival of the community. Those who seek to take from it will be eliminated.

[@CommanderNixon]

Yeah bitch and I put sharp legos EVERYWHERE outside of the city. See how you like feeling like you're stepping on hot coals of plastic

[@odstrook2113]

FunWithSmiley we didn't give a shit about the military stuff but legos? You can keep the damn place

[@erised2275]

Me: *Turns on music* Highway to the danger zone *Recieves Transmissions* Freaking ad thats the third one today

[@Kenny-ku2zk]

I lived.

[@kileyh4198]

Your eye still ok?

[@infamousdrifter1]

Don’t teach little kids how to drive

[@user-nf1yw9jw1p]

how sway.

[@mikagrimm8482]

Hey Kenny Lee says hello

[@iEsdeath]

Lmfao

[@philippecote8719]

I played a football game in croswell michigan this year. We lost. It is a hostile zone.

[@eztcy]

Philippe Cote i live in lansing its boring lol

[@aboldone4264]

We've received your transmission. We are held up in what's left of the rose bowl in Pasadena CA. It's good to know were not all that's left.

[@tugkanberk]

general kenobi

[@Leebabins]

It's getting close to Christmas - perhaps a new Candy Man episode is in order? Please..

[@bookmulch7379]

Leebabins ohohoh boi you know he does. Maybe a bit after Christmas but it's coming. Believe

[@grunt6257]

Leebabins that sure would be an ephemeral gift

[@N-GinAndTonicTM]

I didn't think The Walking Dead finale would be this action-packed.

[@CDHyena]

Me: Can you show me what's left of the world stranger? Rift: Sure let me whisper it to you with my wet mouth Me: Sure okay so what's left of Texas?

[@theroyalcourt8225]

Dark devil Demon Considering how Texas is *probably nothing*

[@Dino-hc2lw]

CrowingGold was this meant to be a racist joke or a bad pun.

[@thatonegirlthatcanneversleep]

@CrowingGold I live in Texas, can confirm

[@grunt6257]

Ok but is Salem fucked? IMA go with probably seeing as nuclear energy + ghosts.... probably gonna be fucked

[@RhinoGamin]

Anna Doll Same. North of Dallas is banjo country...

[@Dkplayesvideogames]

[TRANSMISSION RECIEVED.] [FOLLOWING TRANSMISSION TRANSLATED AS FOLLOWED] We are still alive here. Food and water is running low, but we have found ways to turn the necrotic beings into a form of meat. We have a settlement in [TRANSMISSION LOST]

[@Short_Potato]

Dylan The Strange you kind of look like (Battle cats reference incoming) a MIGHTY LORD GAAAAAOOOOOO

[@dead_protagonist]

here i'll just mark it on your map

[@deathshead3622]

Dylan The Strange doot doot

[@DemonMj]

CAAAARRRLLL!

[@jamesiorio2558]

Why is your pfp a furry please the cringe it’s too much

[@kiddanonymous8957]

This is one of my favorite ideas you've come up with! Keep it up. :)

[@angryclown1990]

Good to know Alabama (my home state) doesn't change much after the apocalypse.

[@inflatablemattress2]

Good to know there are so many other people from Alabama watching Uncle E.

[@hunterevans8129]

Tuscaloosa for me

[@MrHarsh3600]

Because it's already a living hell. What could possibly change in Alabama after apocalypse.

[@flickerflame02]

Angry Clown 1990 Dothan for me.

[@Feelsbadman23]

Lol, hopefully my home of Auburn is still safe.

[@shadowbuddy8034]

Thank you so much for all of your content Uncle E, I've been going through one of the hardest times in my life, and this is an unbelievable help!

[@_ethan.]

9:28 does he say gucci gang?

[@mslovelyshot]

ethannself 😂😂😂

[@Nevir202]

Ketchikan Alaska. It’s a city lol.

[@moochertall]

ethannself Gucci gang but I’m screaming the lyrics

[@bamgbose3309]

HeavyMetal Mustard GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG

[@rebeccahogan9844]

ESKETITTT

[@beastlybruck3197]

Most underrated series on the internet.

[@KoreanBackdash]

The circles are PUBG maps, so stay away from them. Hot zones.

[@TheCollectiveClips]

Glad you didn't give up , your channel is really taking off now . Been here for a few years. I've seen how you were stuck in the 200,000's . I'm proud of you uncle E. Honestly your a role model.

[@forgottencreation]

Thumbs Up if you watched this before the End of the World...

[@bigburd875]

Begotten Contradiction dude I'll watch this while patrolling the Mojave

[@Raccccs]

Teddy Roosevelt Really makes you wish for a nuclear winter sometimes

[@Crzy520]

Begotten Contradiction watching this in 2936

[@lennykenny7851]

Dude I'll watch this before the sirens go off

[@almostdom2944]

Begotten Contradiction give it 20 years

[@amogusman-r1t]

One thing I would like to let you know is that at 27:10, down near the southeast border of Idaho and Utah, by a lake called Bear Lake has a few towns around it, the biggest being Montpelier, and the surrounding area has an airport, and lots of farms, and game to hunt. Good place to live out the apocalypse.

[@maxzillagaming2458]

Avoid Tuscon??? But I keep seeing those signs that say "Alive in Tuscon" along the highway. Is this the reason you don't want us to travel major roads??? Is this possibly "Last Man" living in Tuscon hostile?

[@microplasticsinurblud]

MaxZilla Gaming I live in Tucson. Catalina foothills. Don't come here...

[@J.O.H.N-The-Second]

He is very hostile, from what I've heard he has killed multiple people and he also seems to be a slight sexual deviant

[@maxzillagaming2458]

I'm just waiting for someone to respond who actually knows what I'm referencing. I even put "Last Man" in quotations!

[@J.O.H.N-The-Second]

MaxZilla Gaming Last Man on Earth the TV-show about the guy hiding out in Tucson, I think we got it. That’s why I noted he’s a brutal sexual deviant. I only ever saw the first season but didn’t the dude poison two people, assault two, and tried to get in bed with every woman he met?

[@allbottledup9513]

SnezyMcPanda Pretty much. A nice guy deep down, but he’s a socially awkward, mildly autistic, sexual pervert hellbent on banging every chick he meets

[@princess.blumarine111]

I'm a complete newbie to your channel, but it's clear to see you do incredible work. Subbed.

[@inflatablemattress2]

You've made a brilliant decision. Put a helmet on before descending into the rabbit hole that is *_Ephemeral Rift_*

[@princess.blumarine111]

Inflatable Mattress *puts on helmet*

[@beanie640]

@@princess.blumarine111 Four year check, how’s your journey been?

[@Cultureghost]

Im getting this vague feeling that I should avoid highways for some reason.

[@whiterhino6973]

Cultureghost its almost like a faint whisper

[@CommanderNixon]

Making an asmr map for the end of the world sure makes me wish for a nuclear winter...

[@CommanderNixon]

ok

[@DeshaunWatson_]

I was waiting for a comment like this 😂😂

[@michaelkiernan686]

What in the god damn

[@sad_hedgehog]

i don't want to ruin a perfect 69 in the number of likes, so here, take this comment as a appreciation of your cleverness: < 3

[@FluffZilla.]

Rarely do I comment, but this just appeals on so many levels. Top notch! 👍

[@ericgoodman3670]

I especially loved this for some reason. Really good ASMR. Excited for the part II, where I'll get to see if my home town is safe!

[@TaeSunWoo]

I’m from Mississippi. Avoid it all lmao

[@pikkkkaro]

태선우 next video he does Australia. Stay away from the mutuated kangaroos and emus

[@cashewbutter943]

Welcome to Alabama: Beware of random dudes wearing nothing but their tighty whities and carrying a rifle on the side of the road (an actual fucking thing I saw when I got lost and ended up... somewhere. I also saw another guy on the side of the road who was shirtless and riding a very small pony)

[@coltonthedrummer]

Highest concentration of blacks avoid at all costs.

[@Metar-and-Guitar]

coltonthedrummer SMH

[@NosyFella]

coltonthedrummer Highest concentration of racists avoid at all costs.

[@lugarthecougar]

Absolutely loving this series, hope to see more! Can't wait to see part 3 and see what has become of Pennsylvania!

[@moochertall]

What if E.R. What right about all of this, and the world goes to shit, and he is correct about every safezone and danger

[@HexAndBlood]

Asmr from the future

[@bigburd875]

HeavyMetal Mustard just stay away from quarry junction

[@heykenzo4284]

If the Simpsons can do it, so can E.R.

[@bingbong6928]

Teddy Roosevelt and old alney

[@Crzy520]

HeavyMetal Mustard that is something straight outta the Simpson's shit. It could happen.

[@NateCraven318]

UPDATE ON KANSAS: Lawrence, Kansas has been established as a safe-haven, and like Medford, Oregon, has been walled off from the Interstate and guarded with high security. No militia or scavengers are granted access and are incarcerated or neutralized once spotted.

[@essenceofmatt6516]

To ER, I received your transmission notifying anyone who was listening of safe and dangerous zones. I figured that I would write in and let you know that in the next transmission include that rural St. James, Missouri is a definite safe zone. We are on the old Interstate 44 but we've managed to secure the area from hostile hands. Right after the world ended, families swarmed to the veteran's hall here in St. James. Most being from military families to come help out their veteran family members. While all were there, an agreement was made that we would stick together and help each other get through these times. We set to work fortifying the town but building a wall around the perimeter of the downtown area. It wasn't a nice wall being made of broken wood and metal sheets, but it provided shelter from the outside world. We have a decent arsenal and weapon shop as were able to intercept some weapons from a military shipment. A few local farmers run a market for food. And we have a clean source of water thanks to Meramac Springs being right next to us. We've fire up our old iron works there too an have been making bullets, armor, and anything else we need. We've even been able to improve our wall to be almost completely iron. Refugees from Missouri University of Science and Technology in Rolla fled to our little community from the group that had set its self up there. They had formed from the remains of the college, a group without any moral convictions, a organization called the Miners. They set up shop in the mines hence their name. The Miners typically stick to Rolla, but sometimes we do get a small attack or two. We're doing good for ourselves in this wasteland. We still have school, but we teach combat skills as well. It's sad we have to do it, but it's necessary. Feel free to let people know we exist as we welcome any settlers! I hope this reaches you in good heath, M Altis

[@dadood4766]

Can you do another Jesus asmr called "eating pizza with Jesus Crust"?

[@N-GinAndTonicTM]

*Heavy Sigh*

[@thomasdubois7020]

Cheesus Crust

[@bigburd875]

Da Dood ugh!

[@iamcowhearmemoo2553]

>..............>

[@pikkkkaro]

Da Dood relaxing crucifixion sounds

[@alchemistapollo]

Always happy to see a new rift video :)

[@malcolmmorin]

Imagine hearing a transmission and a guy is whispering his entire broadcast. I don't care if it's a potential safe haven, I'm smashing that radio.

[@brickbybrick7432]

Patrolling the mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

[@funwithaiman]

Sure does. A nuclear summer may seem more relevant and reasonable at this moment.

[@pullupthen5073]

I’d say the world looks pretty bleak. I mean look! Oklahoma got cut right in half!

[@prime1139]

Pull up then I was there when the plains split in two...

[@bookmulch7379]

The whiteness that covers Acer's before the split.... I am ever hopeful for however had the idea to connect the two sides with metal rods... Thy have saved me more than once

[@sirerinkiestink4103]

Well, of course! The nuclear earthquakes neatly split all the states in half! What else did ya think was gonna happen?

[@AutumnDreams75]

Please tell me there’s a part 2 to this that I’m just overlooking? Love this!!

[@EpicOpMc]

Love the classic apocalypse role play type videos, where rift makes you feel like this information is actually vital to your survival

[@grimwr1195]

Timestamps here if you need em'. Trust me, you will if you wanna survive the Wasteland. 4:45 - Alabama 7:44 - Alaska 10:57 - Arizona 13:13 - Arkansas 15:25 - California 17:21 - Colorado 18:49 - Connecticut 20:50 - Delaware 22:04 - Florida 24:18 - Georgia 25:47 - Hawaii 27:10 - Idaho 29:01 - Illinois 31:07 - Indiana 33:03 - Iowa 34:32 - Kansas 37:05 - Kentucky 38:30 - Louisiana 40:27 - Maine 42:14 - Maryland 43:41- Massachusetts 45:16 - Michigan 46:58 - Minnesota 48:40 - Mississippi Have fun and stay safe out there in the Apocalypse, my friends.

[@csclarkmusic]

This series is really lovely, please do finish it and/or expand on the idea. Really love ASMR + maps!

[@ASMRBlackScreenZZZ]

-over radio- attention sir we have received your transmission, thank you for giving us some pointers for when we head to Colorado. Please be advised the southern half of New Mexico is absolutely blanketed in radiation but a majority of the northern half,including the east half of Albuquerque is safe and packed to the teeth with previsions and security. Over and out

[@johntaco861]

When he scratched out Ketchikan with the red marker, that hit me pretty deep.

[@JimBobW442]

This might be a good time to remind viewers, if there are any, please don't think about the event. And as always, Remain Indoors.

[@crossnaught]

James Williams i thought you were talking about corona at first lmao

[@VoiceofPersonaASMR]

This is the kind of creativity that really inspires me.

[@carcharodonsastra7010]

When you get to Virginia put new kent county as a safe zone, thanks uncle E.

[@MaliciousInsomnia]

Tank_dempsey2012 I'm coming for you Brandon.

[@carcharodonsastra7010]

sleepy brandon?

[@MaliciousInsomnia]

Tank_dempsey2012 You can't hide Brandon. I know where you live now, and I am coming.

[@carcharodonsastra7010]

sleepy but my name isn't Brandon

[@jacobonia]

This may be my favorite out of the ones you've done this fall. Super relaxing! Would love to see more map videos.

[@Castiron_Kyle]

Can you follow this up with a car ride asmr? Like a video of what you would pack and a video driving to a safe place lol. I feel like that would be awesome!

[@thee20thdoctor18]

“in Connecticut you’re going to want to avoid Bridgeport” That was true pre apocalypse

[@Oculus-bi2fo]

People in 2020: WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!!!!

[@Gargoyle_Guy]

It's nice to finally get some lore into this apocalyptic world of yours.

[@jacobbrown7584]

I live in Columbia, MS. Why am I not surprised it is listed as a “hostile zone”

[@zacharyharpold1750]

I grew up in Sandstone, Minnesota and my girlfriend lived in Northfield for a time. Thanks for the shout out uncle e!

[@thatoneguy5101]

Here in Indiana we avoided Gary even before the end of the world

[@omeninodocachecol]

Me, unable to sleep because it is much more interesting to see him marking all those places

[@ratherande]

Iowa should be avoided. The vast amounts of corn are perfect hiding places for hostile entities. On the flip side, once all the corn is dead, the incredible flatness of the state will allow you to see hostiles from miles away. It’s either the best place or the worst place.

[@hanna_maria]

this is my favourite video ever. I LOVE everything that has to do with apocalyptic situations and ending worlds. I donr know why this makes me feel so safe though haha

[@reciperissapmilli4145]

Same! Love anything about apocalypse. I have watched everything on Netflix and Amazon prime similar to it. From the walking dead to the book of Eli, How I Live Now, etc. I get what I call Deja Vu dreams. And in these dreams, I will dream it then later on see it in real life and it'll shock me.

[@bernasmr9446]

now i know who i've to follow! jks. maybe Europe roadmap next time?

[@zuccy1017]

The man who never rans out of ideas! Not even dead

[@picklesthewise]

As someone who hails from both Ann Arbor and Detroit, this is entirely accurate. Especially now with Covid. Detroit/Wayne County is one of the biggest hotspots in the country; meanwhile Ann Arbor has U of M and they're just doing their thing.

[@JohnDoe-vu8fi]

Great stuff, Paul. Thanks for creating amazing content for us to enjoy.

[@BlackArrow36]

Can you make another of The Art of Quiet videos? Love your content

[@19DRFC87]

I love this. I'd like to go to the u.s someday and when I hear places that are off the generic radar but I've heard of from movies it puts into perspective of how huge the place is. Happy new year guys

[@mythicdeadmouse2196]

I love apocalypse asmr videos

[@Ghost-ts1wi]

Plot twist: he is Preston Garvey marking settlements on your map.

[@emiliorascon5694]

It woulda been funny if he just put a giant red x on Florida then moved on without any comment

[@parkeypence5974]

14:19 Grew up in Northwest Arkansas, Green Forest is actually a town. Anyway, weird hearing somebody acknowledge it

[@Man1aC77]

Creativity over 9000! Greetings from Croatia

[@fobbles_]

A woman in a coma wakes up in the middle of the he night, grabs her phone to check her favorite KZbin ASMR, and finds this. She’s gonna be like “Dude what happened to EVERYTHING EVER!”

[@sleepymaybe]

my two favourite things. asmr and the apocalypse 😍 i mean what

[@blonded0532]

As much as I despise marker on paper sounds, I got over it for the story daddy ER has brought us

[@asgershort1108]

This video was prophetical for 2020...

[@ajmccoy5799]

This video was 3 years ago. Thanks to this video I have survived these last 3 years out there in the horrid landscape that used to be my home. This place is dangerous now. Most of the green areas have been destroyed by *them*. There's not much left here. I head there was a safe haven in Greenland. If anyone can see this comment then I recommend going to Greenland any way possible. Good luck out there. -AJ

[@bobiseenflop7616]

It all started in 2016..

[@harryb12]

OMG YES FINALLY A XOMBIE APOCALYPSE THEMED VIDEO, I have waited so long for something like this and last day on earth !!!

[@miguelbarros6420]

i fear the XOMBIES

[@todamtired]

COULD YOU PLEASE DO THIS FOR A CANADIAN MAP TOO? I'D BE MOISTER THAN AN OYSTER IF YOU DID

[@Urfrigginmom]

Shut up. Go sleep in ur igloo

[@AdamOrtonProductions]

I’m like 95% sure Canada doesn’t exist. Now it in the future.

[@thecuckchannel2798]

The moment i clicked the video i thought it was gonna be an awesome post-apocalyptic roadmap creation, but it's just asmr...

[@countersteer713]

Don't listen to him about baker hill. They'll take the wheels off of your car and make you listen to Lil Baby

[@ThreeToesofFury]

this is officially a phenom idea....thanks ER!

[@JP-mx5yu]

I'm getting a strong Half Life 2 vibe from this.

[@calebw0968]

josh .porter Half Life 2 confirmed

[@ZoofyZoof]

I hate half life 2

[@GALuigi]

Me too. What a great game...

[@zoltanwolfe1260]

I live in Colorado and the fact that Yuma has a settlement makes so much sense. So I would like to commend you ER for some excellent research.

[@johnweber4504]

This aged well

[@JoeyBishopBroadcasting]

I really enjoyed this one! I'm so bummed than New York juuuust barely missed the cut. I don't know if you already have part two done yet, but if you could include Buffalo New York in the next one, my tingles would be forever grateful!

[@SecretKeeperForever9]

**weak transmission** Avoid Milwaukee many hostiles and radioactive. Avoid Racine county many hostiles. If you avoided radiation from Milwaukee and Chicago and the many hostile groups in the area there is a decent community/quarantine area in Kenosha. Several communities in Northern and Western Wisconsin. Several non-human hostiles in the woods in Northern Wisconsin. **transmission ends**

[@reciperissapmilli4145]

I'm from Milwaukee! I live here now. I'm originally from Oklahoma/Arkansas. But Milwaukee is my hometown (where I currently live). And I'd definitely avoid here apocalypse or not. You come visiting thinking it's a nice place if you want. Better not have a Kia and definitely respect gunshots at any part withing Milwaukee county city limits. And don't be surprised by it. Don't be surprised if you kick a bullet casually walking (which I did two months ago and have a Snapchat of proof lmao).

[@reciperissapmilli4145]

I'd avoid here apocalypse or not. Dangerous asf.

[@reciperissapmilli4145]

Gangs and plenty artillery here.

[@merdab8]

Watching the marker head closer to my hometown (Colchester CT) only for it to mark "Westchester" an actual PART of Colchester. SO CLOSE to ER casually mentioning where I grew up but also....the Nuclear power plant is on the eastern shore of the state. But good idea x-ing out Bridgeport and Hartford. Apocalypse or not, stay where you feel safe.