Guessing Random Things About You | ASMR

[@susgi2631]

“is the fourth letter in your name q?” *Lord Farquaad shifts uncomfortably*

[@taragroves9083]

this is the greatest comment of all time

[@IDKHonestly]

I'm dying.

[@Ast3r_0id]

Lmao

[@minethink1442]

legend

[@AngelVazquez-vs9xp]

The fourth letter of my surname is a q look at my username.

[@T_Boyd2122]

“When you were 12, did you steal a candy bar from your local convenience store” I plead the fifth

[@JohnLittle-gm8op]

Real story one time I was in the Dollar General open the bag of Gummy Worms sat in a corner and started eating them

[@luckydragon0538]

1

[@killerqueen6191]

I just turned 12 sooooo.....

[@gingerfever691]

1 2 3 FIIIF

[@diavolosteddy7594]

What does I plead the fifth mean

[@imafrog7666]

“Are you human” “I think this is getting a little personal”

[@husband-of-chinggis]

underrated comment

[@caoduyen9149]

He thinks aliens are real tho I’m joking

[@nokoanna5077]

Dont vory frog. I am somthing else to. Since my name in translasjon is somthing else.

[@Lilypad.1806]

Yeah I mean my species is obviously the waste of space type.

[@user-qk1oj3kz5h]

@@husband-of-chinggis stop

[@gerrityoudell2444]

He’s not writing, but drawing the person that would answer yes to all these questions

[@poggestfrog323]

What about the person who said no to all these answers? That would be more interesting because they would not be a human

[@jodimills1279]

Aka himself

[@sygnetshorts]

He actually guessed right a lot about myself, including the name one with the number of vowels and constanants. Pretty crazy he guessed everything right about my name

[@wellhellothere5877]

@@poggestfrog323 neither would they have a soul

[@farithazri621]

Асмр

[@QuickFlixDae]

"Are you human?" *Zuckerberg sips water intensely*

[@davidclout6286]

I was about to comment this.

[@ghost-pj9tm]

Really I was thinking inhales water but that works too lol

[@Jimmiesmom]

SHIT THARE ON TO ME

[@generalraven9804]

Don’t you mean zucc juice?

[@Demon_SXZ]

@@davidclout6286 to late

[@KotaRaine-v8x]

"Are you human?" *sweating* "Next question"

[@Slinkycomet39]

"Do you have a soul?" *SWEATS PROFUSELY*

[@cheems016]

Well, answer.

[@Lilypad.1806]

@@cheems016 I'd rather not....°@-@

[@jordenstrother2227]

Ah sh*t he figured it out

[@LordChaosHavik]

Am a Ginger so I think it's a no to both.

[@Canesugar7683]

Imagine Rift just guessing your phone number and address when you are about to fall asleep

[@majintorabisu6633]

Duuuuude lol I'd freak out and look out my bedroom window

[@TYZ.AUTOMOTIVE]

😂😂

[@snipa2408]

your social security number and everything 🤣

[@ranch418]

Just calmly like: 1273....

[@1996Pinocchio]

hilarious

[@prytz5911]

im going to do everything he asked here so that when i come back to this video i can finally say yes to everything

[@asmurr3797]

Including cheat death out of 10 bucks

[@jilyyyyy.]

hmmmm the birthday one??

[@snipercat7838]

GOOD LUCK TO THAT BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO CHANGE THE 4TH LETTER OF YOUR LAST NAME TO Q!

[@doomerduck1346]

Send a tattoo pic

[@CornRaked]

@@snipercat7838 farquad

[@syloboy163]

11:59 "when you were 12 years old, did you happen to steal a candy bar from the local convenience store?" "For legal reasons, my answer is no."

[@saturnfour]

me at 15 still stealing stuff in every store i go into: _next question-_

[@heartofonyx9763]

@@saturnfour hey, don’t do that, it hurts sales >:T (This is lighthearted btw)

[@saturnfour]

@@heartofonyx9763 i’m sorry 😓i need to stop 🧍

[@DoofXMachina]

@@saturnfour then... just stop

[@saturnfour]

@@DoofXMachina bye i’m trying

[@dietcapriisun]

akinator: rift: *IM BOUT TO END THIS MANS WHOLE CAREER*

[@Nahman1234]

...

[@Patches_Gaming]

Rift: "Get back in your bottle!"

[@Kaledrone]

Your pfp makes this comment 10x better.

[@crazy_gamermcu1311]

Kaledrone /\ what about mine

[@lakiadler]

Thank you for this comment

[@tponya]

"Do you have a soul?" Spongebob: No but I have 62 cents

[@ScorpionNN-yh1bv]

pony qi I have a dollar now

[@lobsterworshiper298]

Nobody like it, it's at the sacred number

[@minethink1442]

@Hxney ASMR is not fun if you explain the joke

[@azathoththe3rd]

Take it away penny

[@malibupromqueen]

just need 7 more

[@obsessivelyobsessed5263]

Imagine the person who actually had the poetry reading one, but they were like "AWWW mate... so close.... it's not a jellyfish... it's a squid.... but everything else is spot on!"

[@keenanlarsen1639]

If that person exists they should have it changed to a jellyfish

[@nofwild6325]

Man of war is technically not a jelly fish If I remember correctly

[@DarthSidian]

@@nofwild6325 Correct. It's a siphonophore.

[@michaelpaladino2158]

Him: "Are you human" Me: *short circuits and explodes*

[@thomasnolastname8734]

Mark Zuckerberg: *sips water*

[@deffdefying4803]

Awsomer 76 What are you then?

[@aldoestebanrailefvillanuev5852]

Michael Paladino get this man to *666* likes now

[@axellea1592]

I'm a toast ._________.

[@luna.midnight8026]

**takes of as a helicopter** goodbye world..!

[@thepizzatime3502]

“Are you human?” “No this is Patrick”

[@purplegirltoh]

This comment is so underrated

[@Obama3ryk]

Man I think this is the most creative comment out there

[@Obama3ryk]

@@thepizzatime3502 it is not, srsly so many stupid comments I see over and over again on other videos

[@z3dthezombie]

U N D E R R A T E D

[@toeragtoerag]

@@Obama3ryk Obama, sir, What is your last name?

[@songofsolomon5677]

“Is the fourth letter in your name q?” Me with three letters in my name: *yes*

[@mikeyyyv3640]

Susie Sheep I bet you 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ur name is Mia

[@iLxnk0]

Mike Vaknansky or Ian

[@kao7ic13]

Are u joe?

[@yeetonmyfeet6548]

@@kao7ic13 wHo'S JoE?

[@Struxion]

@@yeetonmyfeet6548 *Inhales* JOE MAMMA

[@Actualwendigo]

I like that when he asks questions like are you tired he doesn’t say what he writes as to let the answers be universal

[@kierancooper404]

When he said, "do u have a soul" Me a ginger: no?

[@tonydematteo6841]

Stolen

[@gamine7807]

Stole en

[@alli.zimmerman0644]

same

[@parentedivino5466]

Noice

[@kakary3161]

As a fellow ginger, my answer is a few too many

[@tristanmcguire4820]

I have the weird feeling his questions are really facts about himself

[@delorean1278]

I'd like to see his tattoo then

[@ericisvalid3298]

Same

[@Chloe-ml9rp]

Same

[@sen6240]

Same

[@landon.8598]

Same

[@abyss9171]

“Do you have a soul?” Me, a ginger: “Well no sir, I don’t believe so”

[@masongeiger3075]

U do since u stole it

[@v4mpire.culture]

I don't get the joke gingers dont have souls? I'm not a ginger and I dont have a soul?

[@domada8738]

@@v4mpire.culture Search for "gingers do have souls" it's an old meme

[@Bailinator]

holy shit this reminds me of that one episode of southpark lmaoo😂😂

[@whatamidoingwithmylife3229]

AS A FELLOW GINGER I COULD NOT AGREE MORE

[@murder070]

"Do you have a tatto on your left leg of a one legged victorian high back chair where sits a jellyfish reading poetry to a group of maline stalagmites which represents the ongoing struggle between parent and child as described in chapter 12 of her majestys decript of the inhabitents of the inner sanctum of the eternally finite thaumaltariums" that is the most oddly specific thing i have ever heard

[@jehehe76tcixi]

i have it on my right calf :/

[@Sharpened_stick]

Do you have a tattoo on your left leg of a one legged Victorian high back chair where sits a jelly fish reading a poetry to a group of maline stalagmites which represents the ongoing struggle between parent and child as described in chapter 12 of her majestys decript of the inhabitants of the inner sanctum of the eternally finite thaumaltariums?

[@pinkiefly6218]

@@Sharpened_stickyea

[@JustinBeaver-ne5gp]

How did he guess my exact tattoo the only 1 that I have Are you kidding me

[@prucera]

not even AI was able to recreate this

[@miszclz]

"Are you feeling tired?" Everyone at 3 am trying to sleep Yeaghh

[@spadedonkey7917]

Currently 2:52 AM for me

[@staircatz]

1:30am for meh

[@user-mc2tj2fy8b]

Make it 5:18 am...

[@Bergmanmalton]

9:11

[@lumikkiharthri6658]

5:01 am

[@cara_melly]

“Do you have a slight limp in your right leg because you were struck by a tree?” **VIETNAM FLASHBACKS**

[@doodboi7106]

**FORTUNE SON PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND INCESSANTLY**

[@IsabruhMoment]

THE TREE WAS ASKING FOR IT

[@skullman728]

CHARLIE IN THE TREES

[@thomasnolastname8734]

WAR *WAR NEVER CHANGES*

[@kartoffel112]

I hear the Hueys They are going to save us But f*** no there is a Grind

[@Struxion]

If you answered yes to any of the questions, you may be entitled to financial compensation.

[@LoserSnoozer]

pay up

[@MelMelMel]

So... all honest humans? Its often the dishonest ppl who are at the financial top.

[@cat-jv2yt]

TheFatalFreak this is so weird, you might find this weird but I have been here before and seen this comment, I don’t remember it but I do, it’s more than just déjà vu. I don’t know what is going on but I am extremely confused right now.

[@endermage77]

Financial compensation for answering yes to any of the questions? Well darnit

[@kxmode]

Open your window and yell, "It's my money and I need it now!"

[@gelatopurple]

Plot twist: he's trying to find out our social security number but he's asking other questions so we don't find out

[@StaticSpark314]

Imagine the one person in the world who he got everything right about finding this video and freaking out

[@Marwan_og]

Mathematically speaking it is a very very slim chance, actually almost impossible for anyone in the world itself to get all questions correct

[@Brae182]

@@Marwan_og cool

[@kileywinkler5368]

Marwan Mahmoud wow that’s so cool but i don’t remember asking...

[@thatsprucedude5027]

@Marwan Mahmoud sounds like someone whos freaking out coz he got it all right would say

[@lazershots4359]

@@Marwan_og I have a feeling you're 14 and you think you're the smartest person in the universe

[@squirrel9301]

him: can you run fast enough to get away from the police me, in my wheelchair:

[@connorfields1809]

You could ride fast enough😂

[@Businessgoose123]

If you go down a hill then yeah

[@asquirrel7757]

Bro u needa get one of em formula 1 wheelchairs the police scrubs will never catch up, godspeed, literally

[@insertrandomusernamhere4209]

@Adolf Hitler donate him a panther :)

[@pancakes8816]

Question, how do you slow down when going down a hill? Or like if you accidently pick up a shit ton of speed, how would you stop?

[@JaykuhbYT]

"Do you have a tattoo, on your left calf, of a one legged victorian high back chair in which sits a... Jellyfish... Which represents the struggle..." This question only goes on for about a paragraph, which must R E A L L Y freak out the one person in the world that may have it... Just think...

[@asas14444]

or may not have it?

[@northernmostrat]

....man 'o' war jellyfish * Reading poetry to a group of maligned stalagmites. Which represents the ongoing struggle in between parent and child as described in chapter twelve of her majesty's decree * to the inhabitants of the inner-sanctum * of the eternally finite thamultarians.

[@miyokotheh0e535]

Funny story This girl that went to my camps dad had a tattoo like this and I asked him what was it and he gave this exact description so that creeped me out

[@JaykuhbYT]

@@northernmostrat thanks for finishing lol

[@sydneybrooks6038]

Shy_foxx_gaming damn

[@jonathan6703]

“When you were 12 yrs old did u steal a candy bar from a local convenience store?” My lawyer informs me to remain silent.

[@jasminm9971]

“Is metal your favorite music genre?” *headbangs aggressively*

[@PotartOnYT]

Yes.

[@plazali]

Uh... Technically, nah

[@MrKirbo-ho4bj]

Yes

[@papasins8896]

hiqxen yes

[@coconutmilk2664]

hiqxen i thought this said mental at first

[@ΒίκτωρΚιρόσκα]

Think about it, in some universe, there is is probably some guy that relates to every single one of his questions and he is just staring creeped out on his screen.

[@pussyrestorer4370]

In some alternate universe some guy is nervously holding a gun, shaking while looking out his window

[@Cintivii]

But someone cant be born in January and September at the same time

[@Sphagetti__]

@@Cintivii In some universe this is possible

[@toyamonee753]

Did u just assume the gender?!!?? XD

[@lukacrnomarkovic8172]

I dont relate to any

[@salomedl]

“does your full name have 14 letters total?” me: *sweats in latinamerican*

[@ashenamber2305]

hey at least it isnt a dumb name

[@rileyd07]

@Barry Mcockiner she meant her real name is long because she is Latin American

[@evilturtle6767]

(Conner from cyberlife) 28 LETTERS IN YOUR NAME

[@felicitymarisol]

cries in 25 letters

[@brenteeckhoudt4187]

14 here

[@aidanaidan4773]

most people see these as questions, i see a bucket list.

[@autisticgooos]

A true pioneer of thought this man is

[@colemoore5007]

Ah yes, acquire social security number 0

[@cherri-sage]

@@colemoore5007 I will do what I must, no matter the cost!

[@aidanaidan4773]

@@colemoore5007 watch me pal

[@SplendidFellow]

Good luck with that tattoo I bet it'll be interesting

[@joshuakilpatrick7824]

"Are you an intellectual?" *Everyone:* *Me, an intellectual:* "Yes."

[@e.6z1]

take my like and get this dad joke outta here!

[@focalpoint._]

No no, it’s all wrong. You should say “I am very greatful of your act of asking if i, the person you are asking, is a person who is a more intelligent individual than most average persons. To answer that very good question indeed, my good acquaintance is that i am the type of person who will say... Of course.”

[@randomspartanhoe4501]

r/technicallytruth

[@mataco7073]

@Sandosam ??? 5

[@spicedmoonlight7703]

here go ahead and have 666 likes-

[@sensitivebb3592]

Rift: “it’s completely confidential” everyone in the comments: *let’s share answers*

[@barkside3012]

you are dumb.

[@sensitivebb3592]

@@barkside3012 It’s clearly satire, I didn’t ask for your comment 🤗

[@asher.222]

Barkside bro u ok there-

[@benguin5522]

@@barkside3012 you good man

[@twistedanna9441]

@@barkside3012 who hurt you :|

[@juanic7947]

“Are you human?” “I must speak with my lawyer first to answer this question”

[@dr.doctor9123]

"I invoke the fifth 🤚" -Law by Mike

[@elliotrex9167]

Hi I'm Saul Goodman, did you know that you have rights?

[@blagoevski336]

@@elliotrex9167 constitution says you do

[@greativity0]

@@blagoevski336 And so do i

[@blagoevski336]

@@greativity0 yup

[@FragmentOffline]

3:02 I genuinely got so exited when he said this. IT ISSSSSSSSS 😭😭😭 nobody ever mentions it in a positive (or even neutral), light, outside of the community, and I am so very happy. Also, loved the Napster reference.

[@jchau_]

Rift: do you have a soul? Me, a university student: I used to

[@notaveragecr6041]

Me a male nurse: I used to... *cries in endless work and risk of virus*

[@BeanKatz]

@@notaveragecr6041 I salute you, you brave soilders

[@havynandabby]

We all used too

[@khostie]

“Are you human?” No, I’m a drawing on a sticky note named montee

[@benjammin5328]

Lol XD

[@aurin_komak]

That's a good comment I like it

[@sourpatchgirl4479]

Lol

[@corbanoT.V.]

I'm a World Serpent

[@corbanoT.V.]

@@iamkrazy19 but I thought you were Krazy

[@subscribersWithoutavideo-jy8uf]

*looks at my Dog named Horse* Me: We’re leaving..

[@ishrimpfortheshark7428]

I would like your comment but it has 69 likes so I am going to leave at that

[@ishrimpfortheshark7428]

@Riley Reyes how do you know who told you, Cause your right.

[@Tom-vu1wr]

@@ishrimpfortheshark7428 420 likes from me. I hope this makes up for that

[@Bonaparte_379]

@Riley Reyes 78 dollars that's so specific wth

[@mothmitchell7774]

I come back to this video because the way he describes his actions as he does them when he asks “do you like this sound”, like saying that he is putting his clipboard down and leaving the pen open and all that makes me feel safe in a way

[@jackhatch3444]

Er: do you call earth your home? Me: No Er: ‘proceeds to write the Declaration of Independence’

[@poiofrito4722]

Underrated

[@Themaskedathlete-4]

@@poiofrito4722 Timestamp?

[@poiofrito4722]

@@Themaskedathlete-4 i dont know i just liked the comment

[@Themaskedathlete-4]

@@poiofrito4722 Bruh hahaha

[@thecrazynightowl7959]

Pherean Agan 16:16

[@jamesrollison1599]

"can you play the violin?" *Well, I beat the devil once*

[@adelaide2890]

James Rollison *Steve Rogers voice* I understood that reference!

[@dannyboy6132]

Heard about that were was it Georgia I think?

[@brandonfield3993]

He literally asked that right as I was reading your comment. That was weird haha 😂

[@enuskosinua2133]

Dont wanna anger anyone or sound like an idiot or anything.. but could anyone explain me this thing? Just intrested :p

[@cmae6]

Dolppi fry from futurama beat the devil with his own hands in one of the episodes to win back Lila

[@alessandroboscheri7654]

"Are you human" *KZbin algorithm starts sweating*

[@SamiTheCreativeGenius]

@@darksu_yt3976 self promoting is only gonna drag your channel down.

[@tamimyaseen6013]

@@darksu_yt3976 no offense but self promoting is stupid and makes thehings worse

[@ImJustDani]

BMC_DarkSu_ YT imagine being a fortnite channel that leeches off of other peoples videos asking for subscribers lmao.

[@alessandroboscheri7654]

@@ImJustDani Sorry to break it to you but I never played Fortnite in general

[@ImJustDani]

Killer The Chiller sorry to break it to you but that was directed to the other guy promoting as well as all the other messages.

[@K0NG]

I love how the subtle cut at 24:37 indicates Rift was thinking for so long he had to cut it out of the video

[@nightshine_]

"Are you ready?" "No." "**writes down** They are ready."

[@floweringgoatboy2389]

He wasn't wrong, you were.

[@CLUBTOHM]

He’s writing “I can’t believe I get paid for this shit” over and over again

[@slickryder]

that was a good joke i actually laughed at that :)

[@aquivan2564]

I don’t think he does but if so, that’s absolutely hilarious and I can relate.

[@themidnightview7943]

Lol i know right

[@haydenborowy5749]

I desperately want that to be true

[@bethbragancia955]

I’m in control of the 666, at the current moment.

[@Scrffy]

Him: are you tired Me: *hasn't slept in 23 hours* No I'm fine

[@yellowivy5846]

Subscribe to me for no reason Pshhhh,weakling!Ive pulled 3 all nighters in a row!

[@Tewemeh2ter]

Yellow Ivy *dumbass sarcastic smiley voice* That’s fatal.

[@xxpeachflowerxx4423]

Want me to call jesus to help you sleep

[@SemihG22]

Just 23? Pathetic

[@thomasnolastname8734]

What is sleep?

[@dubloomcarried552]

Some of these questions feel more like a psychic evaluation. "do you have an obsession with fire" well, that depends on what you're gonna do with that information, doc

[@kendrajohnson4006]

“Did you eat a carrot today without peeling it?” Why...would I peel it? “Okay.”

[@minethink1442]

Peeling a carrot is completely normal bro

[@death.9297]

Minethink 144 is it? XD

[@minethink1442]

@@death.9297 it's to clean them, carrots are grown in the ground, the ground is dirty.

[@bambino9235]

Minethink 144 i don’t peel my skin off when it’s dirty, i just wash it. See no reason the same can’t apply to carrots

[@sakus2866]

I peel carrots every time beafore I eat them

[@nathanielhong9663]

"Were you born in the month of.... September?" Me: DO YOU REMEMBER? THE TWENTY FIRST NIGHT

[@idkhow2read-217]

*When my birthday is September 21* 😐😐😐

[@azathoththe3rd]

Ha hea, suddenly you remember.

[@KuroInside_]

i thougth exactly the same omfg

[@emirachelnatalie3397]

Mines the 24th lol

[@fsproductions7474]

My birthday is the 20th

[@rosmostdedicatedsoldier3187]

“Can you run fast enough to run away from the police” “Well shit i did when I was 12”

[@portcitypersona]

I am so alone and lonely and in despair with depression. I just started trying out various ASMR's and I typed ASNR conversations because I need so bad to feel like someone cares. Thank you I enjoy this and subbed to your channel. I also enjoy the lightheartedness too. Though I cried but that's just me.

[@thegotdamnuhtheuhhh]

Hope you are doing well man, don't give up

[@carlycampbell96]

“Do you have an irrational fear of not having any milk in your fridge to dip your cookies in?” Well now I do, thanks uncle rift

[@anxiety_disaster]

....now I want cookies

[@sydneybrooks6038]

LMAO

[@e-czl]

cries in lactose intolerant

[@Hour_of_the_Owl]

I have this exact fear but it's definitely rational.

[@alextheturkey5695]

I can't have milk ＼(;´□｀)/

[@alexanderpfeiffer9817]

Him: Do you have a pet dog named horse? Me: No but I have a pet horse named dog.

[@pigeondercringelord5053]

I Have Dog called Parallelogramm

[@finnii1022]

No joke, my friend has a goat named dog.

[@noobtooby]

Chill dude, you gonna break the matrix...

[@Raven-Marie25]

My friend has a horse named cat

[@reaperkill2255]

My dogs name is Riley

[@nickguziak5405]

“You have a soul.” Me: *slams hand on table* DAMN HE’S GOOD

[@dedxz2475]

Uh Chanka, Lord of the CIA, this is the fifth desk you broke this week Sir, may I remind you that we are having a uh, monetary deficit and we would love it if you could bring the maximum desk breaking to 2 per week. This is so our numbers could be a bit more manageable.

[@N.atalia.-]

Hahah @Nick Guziak good one x'D Where is your surname from btw? Poland?

[@nickguziak5405]

@@N.atalia.- yep

[@asianhero1034]

his voice is so clear even when whispering 😳

[@taragroves9083]

him: "is your favourite colour quinacridone magenta" me, an intellectual: "I like blue"

[@gropuco9866]

🤓

[@theathiestpriest]

😎

[@shyguy7265]

I'm more basic with dark purple as my favorite

[@PrincessTrunksBriefs]

It is not blie though.

[@taragroves9083]

@@PrincessTrunksBriefs doesn't matter either way, the joke is still funny

[@justingonzales1820]

"Do you have a soul?" *Gingers start sweating profusely*

[@dillonwiley9530]

Shit I’m caught

[@lucbrisebois767]

That or the synthetic space Jews

[@thomasmathias1667]

@@lucbrisebois767 or robot space pirates, whatever go fuck yourself

[@vioricadragos5354]

Oh my soul îs gone for a long time... now it's just a deep void

[@astro7884]

I’m a fellow ginger but find this funny 😂😂

[@barkzr]

"Are you human?" Jesus Christ: well yes but actually no

[@defusion5536]

Yesn’t

[@travismccutchan3144]

Wholesome

[@boopsboops7692]

Who would you actually want to be a human?

[@doommageddon]

@@boopsboops7692 Humans

[@boyhudman2997]

This is a perfect time to stop liking the comment

[@commando_barrage501]

“Can you run fast enough to get away from the police.” Me: Depends

[@Toxeed]

Can we just respect the amazing camera quality

[@ilikeyourfunnywordsmagicma8328]

So good you could even ee his sweat

[@ghostlord2110]

A *LOT* better than pewds

[@Vylo44]

Yeah I mean 4real.... u can see every crease in his skin.

[@skink04]

Can we just no

[@huntterra]

in all my years of existence, never would i have expected to find my go-to plane crazy tutorial guy in a completely unrelated ASMR video's comment section. tis a small world

[@coltonhurlbrink3659]

My favorite quote: “Can you run faster than the police?”

[@nagitokomeada9817]

Let's test that

[@woodlanddove]

@@nagitokomeada9817 *Welcome back to good Mythical Morning!*

[@YourPalSozzivix]

17:15

[@47fr121]

I feel like this is an interview

[@shadowtheace9166]

You may be able to but can you out run duolingo

[@coffeebean8233]

I like answering back with even more absurd answers while being completely unshocked by his questions.

[@gilles466]

Him : Do you have a soul? Me : I think I left it in the fridge at my old house

[@Eliminator_Grim7]

Him: Can you play the kazoo Me: no I play with the vocal cords of my passed victims

[@zeke3746]

please continue this thread it’s making me giggle

[@BlackBarackObama]

@@zeke3746 dp yp

[@musewolfman]

Him: do you own two belts? One is black, the other is brown. Me: I own 7 belts. 2 black, 3 khaki, 1 gray, and one purple with rhinestones.

[@dragonboss274]

He seems so into it and joyful and it awesome and he came up with so many questions it’s amazing and his hairstyle is actually pretty damn cool

[@oliverkey1435]

"Do you live on a street called 'street road'?" Yes... "Do you live in house number 47?" Yess...?? "Is your room the 3rd bedroom?" Yes.......?! "Do you feel safe?" *Hears faint screaming outside an abandoned warehouse

[@shocknaw]

*hears knocking*

[@A.I.Mmusic]

And the “Do you feel safe?” Comes from the dark doorframe to your room.

[@DerAlterFalter]

@@A.I.Mmusic just hide under the bedcover

[@oliverkey1435]

@Crack dealer I legit just looked behind me until I read this is fake XD

[@Shy-RG]

@Crack dealer lmao

[@CV20K]

“Are you human?” *he’s onto me*

[@toeragtoerag]

R u n

[@alexissinclair]

We gotta run or in my case fly!

[@DRGONDO]

or in my case just cry

[@alexissinclair]

@@DRGONDO no pls dont cry its ok come with me and we can watch some sponge bob

[@thegrimneereaper6715]

@@alexissinclair i know you weren't talking to me, but I'm down if you got some extra room

[@lucie5117]

"Do you have a tattoo on your left calf of a one-legged Victorian high back chair in which sits a Men O' War jellyfish reading poetry to a group of maligned stalagmites which represents the ongoing struggle between parent and child as described in chapter 12 of her majesty's decree to the inhabitants of the intersanctum of the eternally finight thameltarians?" **HOW DID YOU KNOW?**

[@AcidRiotGaming]

Tripped up on "finite" hehe

[@LordZipThe3rd]

I KNOW RIGHT!!

[@sigandcurry_enthusiast]

I'm actually amazing how you didn't edit this but instead just memorised it instead

[@LotFrat]

@@sigandcurry_enthusiast or maybe he did that on a PC

[@frankastisk]

I was like "Omg I have two!!"

[@amelia7960]

Him: "is your favourite number 39,074,211.8004435^8?" Me: *yes*

[@marcushouse6436]

I love how oddly specific these questions are

[@shaileytrahan7320]

Marcus House ikr I just got to the tattoo on the left calf😂😂

[@Y4k3]

I was expecting a normal video and question then do you have a tattoo of....

[@oscollective]

Alternate title: "Psychic fails final exam whist casually trying to steal your identity".

[@paperbag6310]

Oooo that's a good one 🤣👌

[@elk1827]

*whilst?

[@elijahg4839]

“Do you play the kazoo?” Kazoo Kid: Starts to sweat intensely

[@theeverythingchannel.7839]

"wait a minute! What *are* you?"

[@cUnTTlol]

This is actualy the only asmr video that puts me to sleep anymore.

[@jankohout2856]

"Were you born on Monday?" Yeah... Just coincidence probably "In the afternoon?" Yeah... Wtf man... "At 2 pm?" I'm moving some place safe rift got me...

[@UltimateDudeGuy]

Jan Kohout no escape

[@diogoc1541]

@@UltimateDudeGuy no russian

[@UltimateDudeGuy]

@@diogoc1541 ?

[@joshuagraham5750]

Diogo c *Loads Machine Gun with malicious intent*

[@diogoc1541]

@@UltimateDudeGuy it's a call of duty reference

[@cookieking725]

What normal people write: yes What this intellectual writes: according to the answer I have collected from my client, the solution to this dilemma is that this gentleman has a favorite flavor, which being the flavor of birthday cake.

[@wynn6240]

When you really want to get everything out of your law degree

[@elhyper4232]

Wat

[@trollbas6850]

My language arts teacher be like

[@kao7ic13]

My answer NO!!!

[@saff1257]

it wasn’t necessarily birthday cake you unintellectual

[@cthulhu5702]

"Are you tired?" I just woke up from a million year sleep...

[@Berserker9_Games]

Cthulhu sexy af 🍆 💦💦 💦

[@directorincognito636]

How's Narlepoteth going?

[@cthulhu5702]

@@directorincognito636 We haven't spoken in millennia, not since he last stopped by R'lyeh.

[@elitecompany51]

SCP-2662 what are you doing out of containment chamber I'll be notifying MTF unit Tau-5

[@cthulhu5702]

@@elitecompany51 Oh no...

[@Grayskull317]

"Do you have a tattoo on your left leg of a one legged victorian high back chair where sits a jellyfish reading poetry to a group of maline stalagmites which represents the ongoing struggle between parent and child as described in chapter 12 of her majestys decript of the inhabitents of the inner sanctum of the eternally finite thaumaltariums" *me sweating* uh......yes

[@zen-sq9jf]

"Do you have a soul?" Hades: many.

[@philipkoch7570]

This could be an amazing drinking game. Everytime he guesses something about you right you drink.

[@rachaelhopko2606]

I’m guessing no one would drink on the extremely specific tattoo question lol

[@ForgetLily]

@@rachaelhopko2606 I mean 3.3 mil views about 0.0002% chance

[@Jjshort]

Lord farquad is dead

[@avenlmfao]

That one person who has most of them right would die

[@APNifty]

@@ForgetLily how did you get that number?

[@eshketitwaller6175]

ER: Do you have a soul? Me: *Questions existence*

[@duncanklyne8712]

Yummy

[@gnomeboi3718]

Yeet 69 This comment has been keeping me awake for a while

[@ghost-pj9tm]

Meee too

[@RedFriendGuy]

No

[@WhatAmIDoing1818]

"are you ready" "Man I hope these get easier" "Are you comfertable" "Come on give me an easier one" "Are you tired" "Now that better be retorical why else am I here" "Are you human" "Oh come on back to the impossible ones"

[@fortnite-lt8dv]

E.r: Do you own a dog? Me: *Snores* E.r: Ok, *pen tapping intensifies*

[@charmer_]

all the traits that he mentioned would make a pretty cool character

[@drewhowlett4245]

@perla *pulls out a pen and paper in character designer*

[@drewhowlett4245]

@Jimaroc hell yeah it is

[@iamkrazy19]

69th like, thought I should mention

[@mateienciu8847]

2:49 - My friend after I kill his Minecraft dog

[@xx_deadraccoon_xx8620]

LMFAOOOO🤣 that killed me

[@westongreen9062]

I giggled

[@neanderthal_]

Felt that

[@99ovrl]

I was drinking and then I had to quickly run to the sink to spit it out of laughter it got me laughing so hard!

[@amandamorris6655]

Lmaoo I-

[@Firehawk63]

You need to do more shoe tapping it was HEAVENLY😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

[@panflip]

“When you where 12 years old did you happen to steal a candy bar from your local convenience store” me:(gulp) um yes My door:bang, bang, bang FBI open up

[@panflip]

What why does this have likes

[@Tewemeh2ter]

KGB, OPEN UP

[@Ben-----]

Me: *opens door" there's no one here My door: ha ha, gotcha! LOL Me: ha you're so funny door

[@finalgenesis430]

Fuck this is literally me...Oh Lord...Too real...But damn is it funny!😂

[@ambernight2774]

Woah, your door can talk? That’s so cool bro

[@misslyntheena]

Imagine being able to answer „yes“ to the tattoo question.

[@SparglesCo]

It will become so in time.

[@jimmithy7570]

I feel bad for you all. He guessed it for me.

[@chloe-roll]

I'll be able to answer yes in 2 years

[@7EVEN32-n5r]

Someone will get it

[@charlieisgay6567]

@@chloe-roll i’ll be waiting here.

[@callumo5912]

Rift: “Do you gave a healthy obsession with fire” Me: Fireball count?

[@pixelking4182]

Dnd or whiskey

[@ItMeBob]

Fireball is the end all be all to any confrontation

[@pixelking4182]

@@ItMeBob and to a party's trust

[@kingarthur605]

So you re subscribed to Logan Paul....... Embarrassing

[@benjammin5328]

1st rule of D&D: Fireball doesn’t solve every problem. 2nd rule of D&D: Follow rule one. 3rd rule of D&D: Ignore rules 1 and 2 if you play a Chaotic Evil, Tefling, Warlock/Wizard Multiclass.

[@CelticLove98]

“Are you human?” “Negative. I am a meat popsicle.”

[@Caucasian_sensation17]

What I kinda wish happened "Do you like this sound" * Screams *

[@haztetv7226]

Logan Broxson laying beneth my covers, and kek’d at this comment, thank you

[@adrianshilling1878]

And you have you head set all the way up lol

[@Newgodofwar]

RIP headphone users.

[@dylanmcfiggins5816]

i want that to happen in a ASMR video. just in the middle of the video they scream just out of nowhere. Just stilling there relaxing. and then... ( *SCREAMS* ) :-P

[@UniverseCorn]

Hazte TV im literally doing the same thing

[@dr.tuxedo6702]

“Do you have a pet dog?” Me: oh yes, I do- “Named.... horse?” Me: oh...

[@OllieB2001]

I have a pet cat named Minnow

[@iMRM-ez8of]

hilariously enough, I do

[@a.josland6155]

Liz Shae no one asked

[@OllieB2001]

@@a.josland6155 Yeah but I was just thinking a type of pet named after other animals...

[@jaydonhines6017]

I have a pet wenis and his name is wick

[@renangelo419]

"Have you ever cheated death out of more than 10 dollars" Me: Adding up how much my organs are worth "Yes"

[@lexiexcx]

Eren Rush i feel like this comment deserves more recognition

[@cabellofan6605]

Eren Rush |/ |\

[@ratking1608]

Nobody: The crackhead beside you in the pub who you're trying to say "Enjoy your night, mate" to:

[@and_a_cask7277]

"Are you tired?" Me at 2:16 a.m on a school night binge watching stranger things:.................Yes.

[@ofeliaaaa]

Dude, it's so relatable... I just watched whole series and i don't have anything else to do (except actually sleeping)

[@chadhayes4945]

I just pulled up on this comment at precisely 2:16 AM.. Also, happens to be a school night... That's so freaky

[@elenavazquez6574]

Bro same I’m rewatching stranger things at 3 in the morning AGAIN

[@thepizzatime3502]

Soooo youre watching stranger things and answering asmr questions at the same time? you have issues

[@rhwlol]

I watched like 20 min of stranger things (s1 ep1) until they got to a hallway in the laboratory thingy and got too scared and like 2 months ago my friend says haha yes let's watch strangers things together so we did and skipped to the same scene and i thought I could watch it but nah 2 seconds in i stopped watching

[@darknight9886]

"Do you swallow your gum after you finish chewing it" I heard something a little different

[@pandanina]

stop-

[@hotdogseven9589]

Why chew?!?!

[@addisonmendez3160]

vicky robins you gotta break it down so your stomach can digest it. or have I been doing it wrong?

[@clumsiiconfidant5780]

*cough* ¢Um-

[@addisonmendez3160]

YourPrettyBitchin! OfficialTM shhhh just go with the joke

[@henrypinner1670]

Somewhere out there there is a person who was born on a Monday at 2:03 pm

[@TheMrriyadh07]

Yeah me .. not really

[@billie3014]

I was born on a Sunday at 2:04 pm 🤨

[@Voxxna]

Ninth of September at 15:57 Or this:. 02-09/09 . The ninth of September 2002.

[@waelo246]

10:47

[@larslego3638]

Motivat0r :5 me too but 9 hours earlier xD

[@Ray-dl5mp]

One of the best asmr videos ever. This and #2. There is something so calming about this structure.

[@theplayfullnut4862]

00:30 "writing down" , it is confirmed that asmartists just scribble as they telepathically commute with one another and have no need for writing

[@gnomeboi3718]

I’m genuinely thinking about getting that tattoo

[@tuskwilliams716]

D o N o t

[@goodguybjorn]

Do It. Also, get this guy 69 likes. He needs it. 420 even better.

[@Seven-lt6yi]

I will not like this I respect whatevs gaming and refuse to like this comment

[@sylasgarrett5364]

Jack Williams why not

[@shrewkit]

Samee

[@victormila-berg2423]

"Do you have a soul" Yes but actually no

[@thomasnolastname8734]

Same

[@childtaxcredit_]

Yes’nt

[@loganmcneil1520]

Good guess but actually no

[@puddingcat4959]

gingers be like:

[@tacosauce6234]

time to go get that tattoo specifically