Epic: The Musical - unnecessary censorship but with my no-budget animatics - part5 (Wisdom saga)

[@BeesAreAwesome778]

My favourite: Zeus: You are f*cking with thunder. For a man full of SH*T-

[@miriamemanueleforneris3701]

Well he has right and wrong at the same time

[@Victor_Hugo_1482]

NOT CALYPSO CALLING OUT ODY WITH THAT WIND BAG AND FLOWERS WHILE SAYING "ALL YOU CAN #### HERE" 💀

[@4e22chingyanwong-ed4es]

HABABAHAA

[@ImaAlienfrommars]

I mean In The ocean Saga he said "ALL I GOTTA DO IS F### THIS BAG!" and in the Circe saga he said "I JUST F##### A FLOWER!"

[@MHGudeGude]

HELP antinous saying "no mommy i mean mommy i mean mommy i mean" TOOK ME OUTTTT

[@Victor_Hugo_1482]

Telemachus is aiming to outdo his daddy in the amount of manwhoring.

[@Gayemocousin-j5h]

It ain’t about Penelope anymore

[@Ash_quacks]

Hmmm i wonder if he were strong enough if he could….

[@yourregionalprotogen]

Athena: from goddess of aro/ace people to goddess of pansexual people

[@PeixeAbelha]

Athena if she was born from Zeus' other head (which... is closer to one of the common ways of doing it, now that I think about it)

[@Victor_Hugo_1482]

At least we still have Artemis and Hestia? Athena is a fallen soldier...

[@Zofia-qr4fm]

@@Victor_Hugo_1482 mm- idk, correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't Artemis lesbian?

[@OrcaBerry]

@@Zofia-qr4fmNah. That’s a popular interpretation, but she was a maiden goddess, so by Greek standards she’s strictly Aro Ace

[@Victor_Hugo_1482]

@@Zofia-qr4fm Nope, that's what people often think (and honestly, I can see why) but in the actual canon mythology, she's one of the 3 virgin goddesses (along with Athena and Hestia).

[@YourLocalAromantic]

2:51 'All you could #### here' and proceeds to pull out a bag. Really appealing to his tastes here, Calypso.

[@miriamemanueleforneris3701]

Nice reference

[@TooManyFandom]

Odessus they’re fucking the bag! Wake up!

[@jsnchv]

not the bag!!!!

[@isa-bv1vd]

"I'll teach you all the lessons your daddy never could" might have a different meaning now lol

[@valerias_wifey]

NO 😭😰

[@miriamemanueleforneris3701]

Oh no! But thats true

[@Bluemoonplayz]

Oh god 😨

[@SingingSealRiana]

My first thought at how the whole thing was framed, like literally no need to censor anything to have that be an innuendo... Especially given how the ancient greek hade a cumt around pedophilia... Just saying antinous is kinda obcessed with telemachuses "bones"

[@EraofEra]

I MEAN I WOULD HOPE HIS DAD WOULDN'T TEACH HIM THOSE LESSONS

[@AutumnCritters]

5:24 The pain of realizing you and your wife are the only sane people left in Ancient Greece

[@yen-pal-7107]

NOT THE DOG BEING DISGUSTED AND DISAPPOINTED THOU 😭😭😭😭

[@miriamemanueleforneris3701]

Yup! Thats incredible

[@JazzyDoesArtSometimes124]

NOT THE ‘I need to #### you in private :3’ AT THE HERA PART-

[@Victor_Hugo_1482]

With how many people and things he's f*cked in this AU, I'm surprised we didn't get a whole hour long montage XD Athena: "Never once has he cheated on his wife." Hera, sarcastically: "Uh huh." _plays a full feature length movie of Ody manwhoring his way through life_

[@danieldavid3766]

@@Victor_Hugo_1482 He ###### his best friend, he ###### his mentor, his _mom_

[@FruityisFruity]

@@danieldavid3766six hundred men ####, this can’t go on

[@Victor_Hugo_1482]

@@FruityisFruity six hundred #####... six hundred ##### under my command...

[@Bluemoonplayz]

@@danieldavid3766nah odysseus not athena 😨

[@Gayemocousin-j5h]

Telemachus really said : there are other ways of persuasion ~

[@Ellie_The_Best1]

“For a man ful of sh###” is the best part of the hole edit

[@whis3602]

Mythicly accurate horniness

[@miriamemanueleforneris3701]

Hahahahahaha! That the best part😂😂😂

[@SingingSealRiana]

Cant despute that

[@yer_yer6795]

WHY IS LITTLE WOLF CENSURED LIKE THAT?! OH GOD THAT'S SO FUNNY HDKSHDJS

[@JT_The_Banana]

3:20 accurate title for zues

[@miriamemanueleforneris3701]

Mythologically accurate

[@dr0wningind1rt]

Ya know, with all the bleeps, I'm thinking 600 Strike will be fucking horrific.

[@dominiklehn2866]

600 strike has so little bleeps and it still completely changes the meaning.

[@DelliGaming]

Oh it is :)

[@Gabbie284]

Okay, but, Zeus' hair getting darker when he gets ready to strike Athena down???Peak character design, no joke here

[@PeixeAbelha]

Thanks. I thought of his hair and beard doing that since I first made his character design, glad some of y'all like it

[@CreatureCreations-]

1:54 There's no way to convince me this man is ever a top.

[@DlbFunker]

LMAO

[@rock_stew8629]

You got a good point there

[@miriamemanueleforneris3701]

Just like his father

[@Bluemoonplayz]

Lmao

[@annetteschemer6876]

3:19 - Now that's the title that this goddess can lend 😂

[@Playerblu11]

2:55 no odysseus thats what she wants!!

[@lightheart4181]

*I do not know why this took me so long to make* Because that one young wolf had a larger #### than off those men combined. Duh.

[@ImaAlienfrommars]

0:16 EVEN THE DOG AIN'T HAVIN' TELEMACHUS'S SHI-

[@andifishgallery9400]

Poor dog… the kind of things he heard 😭😭

[@valerias_wifey]

“I had a friend before and he was a lot like you” sure Athena sure Telemachus was a lot like his dad..

[@Steph_710]

3:14 why does that fit so well 💀

[@AndyMultifandom]

0:59 RUN LITTLE WOLF,RUN-

[@miriamemanueleforneris3701]

Yup! Or he Will never walk again

[@AndyMultifandom]

@@miriamemanueleforneris3701 PUSJDJDJD

[@thatfairy_mina]

this censorship makes it sound like antinous is a drake 🧍

[@AndyMultifandom]

@@thatfairy_mina PUAJJJ literally,but- in the odyssey antinous is ONE more year old than telemachus,that means antinous is 21 and telemachus is 20 so is legal,but i dont know how old is antinous in EPIC,sooo-

[@thatfairy_mina]

@AndyMultifandom oh :0

[@tramanhnguyen1546]

4:41 The most Aphrodite and Ares thing to do while Athena is mad:

[@miriamemanueleforneris3701]

Yup, Athena and Aphrodite changes places

[@小狐狼]

The animation is so cute! And I laughed so hard at the part where Zeus was super angry and bounced around in the screen.

[@Masklzve]

NOO NOT THE FLASHBACK TO EURYLOCHUS AND THE HAND AHAHAH THIS IS THE GREATEST PIECE OF FICTION I HAVE EVER WITNESSED

[@bestpriest2224]

Poseidon's gonna be screaming and creaming in Vengeance saga.

[@Victor_Hugo_1482]

"How does it feel to be ######? How does it feel to know ####?"

[@miriamemanueleforneris3701]

Wow! Thats SUSS

[@Bluemoonplayz]

Nahh

[@adriangonzalez7906]

You didnt ##### when I beg you! Didnt you said that ###### was ###### upon our-

[@Victor_Hugo_1482]

@@adriangonzalez7906 "For every comrade... Every one of my friends... Almost all of whom were ###### by your ####! SIX HUNDRED ####!!!!"

[@taughtbyapollo]

athena if she wasnt a virgin goddess

[@miriamemanueleforneris3701]

Yup

[@Bluemoonplayz]

My dear lord athena aroace queen what did they do to you

[@PolymophicPluto]

I LOVE how much use you got out of that little google blurb in this video! XD

[@Dudlebugg]

my favourite animatics are the ones with random well-timed censorships

[@danimendoza4663]

I CAN'T FUCKING BREATH, I SWEAR I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS 🤣 Also the moly and the wind bag reference was cheff kiss 🤌🛐

[@Bluemoonplayz]

Im a huge fan

[@camalemsy]

Why is no one talking about the dialogue on the "She is ####### tall" part lmfao

[@jefftiebout1376]

XD

[@sorenmine7765]

Imagine what this person could do WITH a budget!

[@PuppetBoy.]

These are so funny omg. And so expressive!! If you had a budget, I think you'd be unstoppable. 😂

[@Fir3f1st]

HOW DARE KZbin HIDE THIS FROM ME FOR AN ENTIRE DAY.

[@readytaptaptapOKAYY]

1:21 Athena best wingman

[@miriamemanueleforneris3701]

She was a Virgin Goddess, Just tò say

[@SingingSealRiana]

​ Am aro ace and the love councelor for everyone since I was 14, your point? Virgin and ace does not mean you cant wingwoman, esoecially if you are and owl

[@Bluemoonplayz]

This a master piece never have i seen so funny vid before

[@brotoswaggins]

THE GOOAAAAATTTT

[@zahando-gr9tl]

Well worth the wait and the animation look so much better and my god for Telemachus and Athena also I love everyone looks especially the gods great work well worth the wait

[@sarjanaojha2116]

These animations are really good for being low quality 😂

[@jurassicfreak2579]

Frickin Hades at the end lmao

[@Maria.Mirabella]

Little Wolf is its own nightmare 💀

[@Victor_Hugo_1482]

It makes Antinous look like the most sadomasochistic power bottom ngl.

[@miriamemanueleforneris3701]

Yup! Thelemachus has MANY issues

[@mugiwaramochi]

WHY IS ATHENA SO 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 IN THIS VIDEO?!

[@RUTHLESSNESSMERCY-UPON-OURSELV]

She finally took a page from Eros and Aphrodite

[@mugiwaramochi]

@RUTHLESSNESSMERCY-UPON-OURSELV and Zeus 😭

[@visiblehen]

@@mugiwaramochi and poseidon.. and like.. everyone lmao

[@mugiwaramochi]

@@visiblehen everyone can't zip those damn pants

[@falconstudios146]

She's trying out those other ways of persuasion everyone's talking about

[@boceto0w0]

Telémaco como monsterfucker, divertidísimo

[@optimisticprime5711]

1:39 Not the disappearing meme 😂

[@rairaion2612]

4:42 goodness ody

[@DylanDowdell-hc4en]

The god games part is just lore accurate Zeus!😂🤣

[@Bluemoonplayz]

Fr

[@emiliuszchyba6690]

Not only is the quality of the animation better than ever, its also funny as shit, good job lmao

[@Janinechicken2]

i'm in STITCHES

[@hastunemikuwithagun]

FHNSFMJG THIS IS SO WELL MADE AND HILARIOUS. genuinely your art is really good this was well worth the wait, all the little jokes made me laugh so hard and all the bits of animations are really really good ❤

[@alaynatheworm]

0:23 “but she is fucking tall” the fact that in the odyssey, Penelope is taller than Odysseus and Odysseus is like pretty short, so imagine if Telemachus got the short genes from Odysseus

[@TooManyFandom]

3:20 fits him

[@ANP4158]

Poor Argos

[@Victor_Hugo_1482]

After hearing what Telemachus wants to do to Cerberus, he's worried for his safety.

[@Gayemocousin-j5h]

I pray for Argo’s safety 😂

[@Themischievousmuffin]

3:13 aw HELL NAW

[@architectofthegods]

IS THE CONCERNED SUITOR AMPHINOMUS ???

[@PeixeAbelha]

Indeed

[@Faith276]

I'm laughing way too hard, this is perfect

[@ethanandluinor6993]

ngl this is actually a really nice animatic style I'd love to see done seriously with Epic, and it was hilarious I genuinely almost died

[@Bluemoonplayz]

This is amazin

[@MrAisgames]

I love it! You're such a good animator!

[@andifishgallery9400]

4:51 nahhh that’s just what bros do it doesn’t count ^u^

[@danimendoza4663]

0:54 JESUS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE?! XD

[@miriamemanueleforneris3701]

No, thats not him😂😂😂

[@Bluemoonplayz]

Jesus?

[@TheLunarWitch5162]

Wait is the suitor in purple Aphinomus, that one decent guy? Cause if so, that’s a really funny way of including him Amazing as always by the way ❤ Edit: Poor Aphino, my guy doesn’t get paid enough to deal with those freaks haha

[@PeixeAbelha]

Thanks It is indeed him (When I made my Little Wolf animatic I also made him look slightly concerned, but he only got to appear in one frame and I wanted to draw him more)

[@emerson4140]

3:11 was a VERY close panty shot

[@miriamemanueleforneris3701]

Thats true

[@omarsalem1219]

This is the best video yet, definitely worth the wait

[@nantoo-on9fd]

argos is disappointed in Telemachus

[@miriamemanueleforneris3701]

Yup, pure disappoint

[@AxolotlQueen]

I was in my watch later playlist watching a Minecraft video i thought they were crediting jorge for Minecraft stuff

[@mmpMultiversalMagicPolice]

Guys i think this is Athena if she trained with Circe for a month

[@Bluemoonplayz]

Nah if athena had the same personality like zeus

[@mmpMultiversalMagicPolice]

@Bluemoonplayz blood thing

[@Bluemoonplayz]

@@mmpMultiversalMagicPolice it runs in the family you see

[@coffegacha2447]

I'm not very good at English, but I love these videos >:3 (I used Google translate, so maybe the text came out weird)

[@Samanthaatup-ok8be]

This made me smile because yes

[@Anya_enthusiast]

Telemachus must have some sort of ptsd in little wolf and in we’ll be fine

[@pinkstraw427]

FINALLY! ITS HERE!!!

[@miriamemanueleforneris3701]

Yup

[@MubeenChaudhary-t1t]

He ########### his Uncle Hort??? New low Ody, new low

[@rock_stew8629]

3:08 I bet you that's Poseidon's, I know it is. (I am so fucking sorry- 😭)

[@annetteschemer6876]

Well, he needed to block the oceans with something

[@turtle_tv4691]

Man i got here so early Im scared about myself, also i almost choked from laughing so hard 😂

[@fyonluna5618]

perfection

[@JihoChrisKim-w1g]

The #### games

[@ZoeNightshade-d5t]

At least they won't die virgins 💀

[@boceto0w0]

Oh jesús, esto es horriblemente divertido

[@catsuno228]

This is comedy gold

[@adriangonzalez7906]

XDDD HELP MY SIDES ARE HURTING ME SO MUCH XDDDDDDD

[@boceto0w0]

I LOVE THIS

[@the_clover_star]

You’re backkkk

[@HeatherRider]

Will Odysseus let you live *now?* 😂

[@Laralia]

Is that Hyacinthus at 3:37 with the cow? Or is it somebody else, maybe Dionysus?

[@PeixeAbelha]

Not surprise someone could mistake the donkey for a cow (since I can't draw neither), but surprised that someone would notice that the one next to it could be Dionysus. (I do have a whole explanation for me putting them in there like that, but it would be 1->to long 2->to dumb for the normal mind to comprehend)

[@Laralia]

@PeixeAbelha Now that you said it, I do see the donkey. I just assumed that it might be one of Helios' cows. Should've paid attention. Sorry

[@PeixeAbelha]

​@@Laralia You do not need to apologize. It's cool seeing people pick up on details, even if they get something a little bit wrong (trust me, I get things wrong all the time, so no problem)

[@Laralia]

@@PeixeAbelha Oh, good. I never want to offend anyone.

[@rinkudonuts]

OH MY GOD(s idk)

[@heinrichkrull2523]

How would Calypso react to Telemachus?