Episode 127 - Internet Detectives

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CODY
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NOEL
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[@lulaxoxoxo]

the fact that this is TODAY’S EPISODE turns me on

[@alexiaelaine]

I feel *moist*

[@snottyboy9983]

@@alexiaelaine Lee... Are you okay?

[@joeja6323]

Don't be like this, Lee.

[@scaryterry8130]

Jesus Christ lee

[@joeja6323]

Come on Lee, it's been months since your last episode. Is there something we need to talk about?

[@Emxcix]

Cody's acting like that guy in a group that got bit by a zombie and doesn't want the others to know

[@fay_g0]

Emily ohhh shiiit🤣

[@sirweebs2914]

Damn your hot babe I will laugh at anything you say.

[@donpearl7551]

MrPierreBoch yikes

[@sirweebs2914]

@@donpearl7551 well say what you want but you dont disagree

[@donpearl7551]

MrPierreBoch 😬

[@MelT-dp9tm]

I love that Cody thinks he only has to pay attention to his kid for 18 years

[@eypu999]

ikr

[@johnsalem1795]

@@juniperfox1064 lol, thats what u think

[@mayasanchez4014]

Mista Javä nah mine always let me do whatever I want lol there was no difference

[@aidangillard2041]

@@mayasanchez4014 That's just called being spoiled XD

[@chloekeith246]

sounds like my dad!

[@seerat4679]

humans can have a little paranoia, as a treat

[@eonnephilim852]

ahh yes tartar sauce

[@moonriverinc7896]

I would like this comment but it’s currently at 696 and I don’t wanna mess it up

[@Junior25760]

I was always aware of how much noel touches his face but now that I'm highly aware, it's astonishing. Noel is constantly digging in his eye...lol

[@laurenreinhold7266]

y'all have no excuse not to do more love island episodes now

[@pablolloyd1450]

Haha yeah let’s like this comment up

[@Anakin-Skywalker.]

*WELCUM BAK TOO LUV ISLAND!!!!!!!* (misspelled on purpose)

[@Bananaflavoring]

@RiceGum · how do you think they do the podcasts? Lmao

[@Bananaflavoring]

@RiceGum · They would literally talk live and both see the screen. What do you mean?

[@pinkdickjinky4472]

Eyed guy

[@MagnusHMartens]

Cody goin “you eatin’ good?”, made me wish Noel had gone “i’m a fatman”

[@alexusmorrison4195]

waiting for them to say “you’re actually listening to NEXT WEEKS episode”

[@eonnephilim852]

that's actually the bonus episode

[@HZ-zt7nh]

When Cody said they're going on a break and Noel was actually concerned killed me

[@spencersarkissian7481]

you know cody should be stressed because the virus targets and really effects old people

[@bbybee]

Spencer Sarkissian first time hearing that one

[@alanajones5166]

Haha wow so original. Never seen that joke before. Wow, you really got him there

[@CJSteib]

Spencer Sarkissian affects

[@shadybeashooketh1911]

@@CJSteib effects

[@aidangillard2041]

Doesn't target old people btw you're just as likely to get it. Just not die from it. But you could easily leave with a damaged organ.

[@jaxstermue9918]

Cody sounds heart broken that the love of his life doesn’t want kids

[@jadebbb]

Jaxster MUE it hit different when Noel said the other day “Cody and I are already married” playing fuck marry kill😭😭😭😭😭

[@vnla7153]

@@jadebbb Omg that shit was so cute

[@gracechan5261]

wait where did he say that

[@jaxstermue9918]

Grace Chan the beginning of the podcast

[@l.satoru65]

Jade Bloy When did Noel do this??

[@bbybee]

I love the duet on “peace” now. Amazing

[@zori5086]

This is actually TODAY'S episode... Tears of joy 😭

[@alex_walsh]

It’s cool to think that no one has watched this whole thing yet

[@darklordsteph]

A Wal i was just thinking the same thing, early bird gang

[@jayz8487]

weird

[@howiehoward8256]

It’s midnight where I live

[@alex_walsh]

congratulations

[@trumanmiller1203]

A Wal nah bro I watched it on 2x speed

[@jaslinkaur7250]

Noel giving me major "eat the rich" vibes

[@Unfortunately_Mickey]

They're both.....rich

[@toadt0ad]

memes aside noel having a kid is terrifying... that kid gets to middle school and everyone clowning him for his dad talking about eating box and gaming as a career ... he never gonna live that down

[@utsavyogya4532]

“ ayy yo isn’t your dad the skinny penis guy?”

[@sirweebs2914]

why would anyone make fun of noels kid? If they know noel they love him so they would love the son, no?

[@zerosd15ds43]

I think it would be a case where they're like, yo your dad's really cool...

[@angelbeats396]

Grace Hopkins his dad would do a “that’s cringe” on the school bully ruin his mf life

[@phillyhippie]

They would tremble in fear of Noel roasting them

[@countercomics]

i got it. matthew mconaughey speaks like a youth pastor addressing sex during a skiing retreat. "we just uh, need to keep gods will in mind... as we worship this weekend. so um, gentlemen, uh, lets be gentlemen... and ladies, ah, lets all conduct ourselves according to um ... to the lord alright?"

[@sergiobarboza2985]

Troy keeps forgetting who he is, he might have alzimmers

[@masonsayers7437]

Underrated

[@crayabs]

uncle nole joke

[@timmeemiller4468]

Bud dum chhh

[@rachael1122]

I yelled

[@midniteGMG]

😐...🤣

[@dylandetwiler7804]

He said what if you give birth to a dummy and i just felt guilty

[@LavaTalon73]

for me it was "what if they just talk a little bit too much"

[@moonriverinc7896]

ellventure made me want to apologize to my parents

[@asherln]

they need to switch seats and have noel on the right and Cody on the left and piss everyone off.

[@sictrxnsitglxria]

king pablo that would actually make me want to die

[@isabeladorie1274]

Emma Jordan I chuckled 😂😂😂

[@garyravinsky3357]

That's how it was for a while actually

[@notzainab]

I would switch to audio

[@diegoangel437]

These podcast are so relaxing to hear

[@eypu999]

ikr

[@RONANAWAY]

fr i put them on to sleep

[@veronikagonzalez5954]

"today's episode" together was HOT.

[@coconutranger3035]

the moment they started talking about having an annoying kid who never shuts up, i started feeling terrible for my mom because oh my god that’s me

[@tris2306]

coconut ranger same 💀

[@naviahhill5552]

coconut ranger Same. My mom has to constantly tell me I’m annoying

[@nickthomas384]

23:55 WTF!! I'M ON BING???? WTF IS THIS YaHOo SEARCH??????!!!!! killed me frfr

[@skeleton1337]

Nick Thomas “who put this fucking virus” 😂

[@blankblank4522]

What does frfr mean

[@nickthomas384]

@@blankblank4522 for real for real

[@blankblank4522]

@@nickthomas384 now was that so hard to type lol?

[@Skidlr]

@@blankblank4522 Ok Karen

[@rachaelcarignan3097]

the fact that they have referenced HSM as seasons and episodes multiple times in this freaks me out and idk why

[@user-bn1lb8ey9v]

they are from an alternative reality where hsm is a series

[@Hobbes737]

What's HSM?

[@christopherharsh]

001 001 high school musical

[@janes8714]

there’s a hsm show on disney plus

[@narutosaga12]

Chhhiiilll

[@Lilgoofyfella]

Incredible that the phrase "Talk to me when it's been at it for a year or two" was originally a joke but here I am listening to this in January of 2021 as I work from home.

[@moopleaf]

I straight up have a friend with Covid and was told the fatigue is making it unable for him to get hard despite still keeping a high libido and he said it’s by far the worst symptom, especially because he’s alone in his place alone for 3 weeks or more 😬 poor dude

[@amberlubig5463]

We had a zoom meeting (all of our sr and admin staff are working from home - I’m in the residential care for adults with intellectual disabilities sector) and at the end we all had a mini therapy session about how stressful this is and were basically are in tears talking about it. Kinda nice to see people come together like they are, but can’t wait until this is over.

[@circusjanitor]

when ur laughing at the "next" bit and then you realize that you're the kid your parents would next

[@modisuppose1321]

The grey hoodie is reminding me of the grey t shirt from the early episodes. I miss that grey t shirt fashion king 😔

[@xritalinratx]

Boys, I'm healing from some brain surgery and trying to stay sane while social distancing and you guys are fr the only people keeping me sane. I listen to your podcasts to go to sleep and when I wake up. Ily guys nO cAp... No homo tho

[@BardoGlass]

A lot of celebrities are doing things because of the virus, Noel, could you do a race reveal podcast episode. For the people.

[@toadt0ad]

noel said “peeess😗✌️” in that new intro

[@donniedarkorequiem22]

I am “today’s episode” sexual

[@6677kata]

I lost my job because of the virus and I don't know how I'm gonna pay bills, so cheers to that

[@ericperez8700]

File for unemployment

[@careuhlinah]

BRO the new intro with both of you guys in it im 🥺🥺🥰🥺🥰🥰

[@summertime361]

I was crying laughing about the newscaster's voice "tHe fiRst cOvid-19 deAth" If you die and this is the guy talking about your death 😂

[@reagansmith9509]

been waiting for this all quarantine

[@distortionss]

There should be a Maury show spinoff where kids find out if there adopted. Like this so Cody and Noel see it

[@steamedpierogi2455]

Y’all pulled clutch. Was getting in my feelings for a second there.

[@lefyri6715]

god saw the diarrhea attacks and went, ‘aight, das enuf, shut them off‘

[@narutosaga12]

Lefyri underrated comment right here

[@ria1581]

24:25 this episodes fart joke if anyone wanted to know

[@narutosaga12]

Ria X nope it’s 22:00

[@ria1581]

@@narutosaga12 oh true 22:30

[@anapinket]

I work as a sport coach for kids (in Spain) so I'm pretty much unemployed and forced to quarentine at home, since the whole country is in an alert state, so I really appreciate the entertainment. Take care everyone!!

[@julianfigueroa4568]

18:23 that Noel voice crack was Beautiful

[@skimmy3022]

they’re evolving. no longer will we hear “wwwWHATSupguysthisisactuallyLASTweeksepisodeifyouwantTODAYSepisodeheadonovertopatreondotcomslashtinymeatgangtocontributebutifnotenjoythisonePEACE”

[@denise4590]

Hi Noel stay hydrated king

[@goose4904]

15:06 everyone: I’m a fat man

[@thecha]

i was worried my kid was gonna be a douche when i was pregnant... Turns out kids pick up on their parents humor, expressions, and you spend so much time with them... it's not like you meet a kid and you're not used to his behaviour and it's annoying... you actually build his behaviour. pretty great.

[@Batman-gw5rt]

noel rip me open

[@isabeladorie1274]

Bat man I died 😂😂😂

[@zerosd15ds43]

Uh...

[@200bees]

God damn 😂

[@pepelepewbr]

ZERO she said what we were all thinking

[@sarche696]

I wish I had that fart extension the other day when I got fired over Zoom.

[@MrGooey77]

when they said "imagine you're sick and all you have to eat is spicy ramen" I cried a little bit

[@LittlestHoboKatie]

Its crazy watching this back now as the beginning of all the madness... So much has happened and changed, its absolutely insane that it is August, wasn't March like 7 weeks ago? it makes no sense

[@XswooterX]

As someone who still goes to work at a vet hospital everyday and has to wear gear just to go out and bring in patients. I appreciate these podcasts. Thanks for making me laugh all the time.

[@viberoni5708]

love noel being apart of the intro now..

[@karenoctiphobia6341]

I tattoed TODAY'S EPISODE in my forehead. Thank you TMG podcast.

[@mbakaw]

y'all are we not gonna acknowledge that this "is it senile?" headass is a DUKE UNIVERSITY graduate?!!?!?!?? love you tho

[@Nat-uy8lx]

Noel dying at cody losing them their Me Undies sponsorship by saying "put that through your dumb little head" lmaooo

[@richardw63]

was listening to this on my drive home after getting laid off....thanks for the laughs Boys, always love your guys content

[@jasonlee462]

I manage produce at a grocery store, and have clocked 65 hours this week at peak stress and frustration. Thank you guys so much for making me laugh today, you're amazing and what you do is extremely important

[@sueno3921]

ty for this yall. out here bussin down because I might be homeless in a week 😳✋

[@rjunxi]

I hope everything turns out oki.

[@eypu999]

i wish i could send you money :((((( i am extremely sorry that's happening to you right now. Can you join a shelter or anything:( it's dangerous to be outside now.

[@sueno3921]

wow guys thank you so much, I didn't expect replies. I'm lookin for work but i think me and my momma can pull through

[@rjunxi]

Good luck, hang in there, take care. You’re not alone :^)

[@gigicilla7]

I hope everything works out for you

[@breeortega8997]

awww imagine a little Cody and Noel running around🥺

[@cesaracosta2543]

As an asexual, I can confirm. I am the way I am because of COVID-19

[@thanksman4897]

As an asexual as well, I blame COVID-19

[@maddikemp9164]

I second this lmao

[@guysfieri8900]

just letting everyone know noel references the matrix in this episode again

[@tcworldcup]

bro im lowkey worried cody has it. Im not religious but im praying for you bud

[@azestyunibrow1842]

In memoriam: “What’s up guys welcome to tmg podcast this is actually LAST week’s episode, if you want TODAY’S episode uhh that’ll be on our patreon right now uh you can get it a week early if you contribute it’s patreon.com/tinymeatgang umm so thanks if you do that and if not enjoy this one, peace!

[@nicoleshin14]

The intro felt all kinds of weird 🥴🥴

[@sherellefrancis3424]

Paul Zimmer legally changed his name to Troy Becker last year lol, so technically he's right but not 😂😑

[@blueismylove3128]

But his name was never Paul Zimmer.....his last name was different.😦

[@trashmann1081]

@@blueismylove3128 yeah it was like paul grabovski or some shit lol

[@blueismylove3128]

@@trashmann1081 Basically a "Yes but actually no" situation

[@trashmann1081]

@@blueismylove3128 yea

[@josh44026]

@@trashmann1081 so he Russian

[@yeehawyeehaw5641]

the intro to this was so Enthusiastic compared to the other one... i was like genuinely surprised

[@SCREAMIIING_]

I feel like ive watched 3 episodes this week, holy shit this is great

[@pizzadohpaz]

I watched the past 3 all today while working lol

[@griffinjones2980]

Y’all are my two favorite people

[@masonsayers7437]

HEY! Dudes i just wanted to let you know i started playing broke bitch on my speakers and the bass hit so goddamn hard that it apparently woke up my upstairs neighbor and they started banging on the fucking floor!!!! Love you guys 💙💙

[@adequatequality]

LMAO I love the spontaneous fictional dialogue Cody and Noel just start in the middle of the podcast 😂😂

[@Sisterlisk]

It's good to hear you talking serious topics, like the kids thing. I want kids, I'm 28 already, but I'm kinda hesitant because it will change my life drastically, forever. And then there's the chance of the child's father dying and I'm left to fend for myself. Holy crap that would be scary.

[@itsZephyro]

everybody gangster till cody says TODAYS EPISODE

[@kiva_kaze]

No "whats up guys this is actually last weeks episode " really makes me feel that we are in desperate times

[@mattd2026]

15:05 I thought cody was about to start singing some lyrics from childish Gambinos song algorythm

[@cassiojunior208]

jared leto is jesus christs brother and his meditation trip was them meeting

[@emr1961]

5 minutes in... they've not completed a full sentence. Guys are you OK?

[@Lisa-gl7rc]

Just so you know, Paul Zimmer legally changed his name to Troy Becker. Like recently

[@MasonLegoMan05]

“I’m sorry mister cheesman”

[@breezebradow6137]

Falling asleep listening to this so my anxiety doesnt keep me awake. Night ✌

[@immatureanna]

I worked for this super rich family in CT for a little while, and they lived in what was referred to in Connecticut as a Mega Mansion (if you google mega mansions Connecticut, you can see the layout, it's the 6th photo available) those people were first of all the worst people i've ever met in my life, but secondly were so out of touch with reality (& had not always been rich either, which makes it worse), they had a person hired for everything, cooking, cleaning, electricians, child care, landscaping, they even had an IT guy that worked at the house. they had a movie theater, a bowling alley, an arcade, and an indoor basketball court, a heated pool, all things that need constant upkeep, and I'm sure costs them thousands every month. Shit is wack, so now I watch those celebrity house tours & try to weed out who falls under the same category as that family.

[@leleasutt]

When they were talking about having an annoying child I felt VERY called out

[@bbybee]

Keeping us on the edge of our seats here

[@LeftHandedRightHanded]

I watch non-stop TMG podcast in my 15 hour shifts. Thanks for keeping my day entertained!

[@RobertJohnson-qr1rk]

Dude. This is awesome that they still do the podcasts during the end of the world. Thanks guys. Gives me something to do.

[@jerimiahdavis4837]

Their improvised bit was fucking magical

[@rachelslocum98]

As a costco employee your thank you actually made millions. I get ready for work and do my online homework to your podcasts :)

[@solbeckman]

That intro gave me chills

[@ryann5266]

new vids? we eating good

[@abobabola]

Rip to “last weeks” episode

[@olive981]

They do be making me giggle in hard times tho

[@grey7053]

I’ve found my new fave podcast. *nice*

[@bbybee]

Noel impersonating Matthew is HOT

[@allieyo7893]

day 2 of asking you guys to watch ram ranch. i can’t provide context but it’s art.

[@TheAvkdutch]

Stress I have been drinking at 3pm while grilling a steak in my backyard, that's perfection.

[@unkwnmry3165]

Cody be flexin his Jordan’s lmao

[@CJ-ht4rf]

Farts will never not be funny. I'm such a child

[@abbywillingham7122]

paul zimmer is saying he’s been troy becker the whole time because 3 months ago he legally changed his name to troy becker so now he’s trying to act like that’s been his name the whole time. and if you go to troy becker tik tok he answers everyone’s questions and try’s to say he never scammed anybody when he clearly did.

[@shauna4320]

the fact that you edited the ad in at the wrong time when cody specifically picked a time for a break lmao