Episode 2: “Rewriting History So Fast They Can’t Keep Up”

[@christineparckys3326]

Meghan wears thousand dollar outfits to farmers markets and charity events but to meet the future King and Queen, she wears torn jeans and a tee shirt.

[@beverlyjohnson3025]

And the hugging. My family I guess are "huggers" but we also respect personal space. We just don't wrap ourselves around someone who doesn't know us. That can happen down the road when everyone is comfortable and knows each other. Good Grief!

[@princesspenelope5267]

@christineparckys3326...don't forget her bare feet to meet the future King & Queen. Disgusting! She just outs herself as ignorant and disrespectful, every... single...time.

[@1pamby1]

Cuz, she's just so real and cool and just above all that uptight royalty and hierarchy jazz, man! 😂

[@rebeccablackburn9487]

​@@beverlyjohnson3025right. Funny how she just wraps herself around random strangers all the time every where she goes. I'm a hugger too, but I have boundaries.

[@ralphl7643]

She wore torn jeans and a "husband" dress shirt to her first public outing with H (in Toronto). No telling how much she thinks they're fashionable and how much she wants to show distain for others.

[@Octobergirl85]

Meghan doesn’t do charity work, she talks about charity work. In Meghan's mind, talking is doing.

[@KaYakzz]

Exactly

[@asmracre]

She uses the words pledge and donate synonymously 😂

[@Virgo282]

she pledges

[@rachealfields2851]

She does charity work but the way she files it is different than Williams and Kate’s… meaning she can take a profit off of it…

[@jaimekennedy5750]

@@Virgo282 no. She waffles constant word salad and does nothing. It's like she thinks the "pearls of wisdom" dripping from her tongue are enough to change the world. She does NOTHING to actually help...

[@AmyJoTraut]

I am not a hugger and hate it when people use that excuse. “I’m hugger” “Good for you now quit clutching on me”

[@LRWdesign]

You can tell if a person does not want to be touched or hugged. I am a toucher-hugger, but I always wait for the person I am meeting to make the first move unless I know them well or are a relative. It’s just manners and being aware.

[@daughteroftime8047]

I cannot stand when people use the "Im just a hugger" bs as an excuse to be able to touch you when you clearly don't want it. There's nothing wrong with being a hugger but Meghan doesn't know how to respect other people's space. Bet if someone slugged her one time for hugging them after she was told not to she'd knock it off.

[@Boudicca527]

I am not a hugger except my husband, children and Dad. I’m all kinds of huggy with this small, select group but not at all outside of it. If you didn’t raise me, if you aren’t married to me and if I didn’t give birth to you, please don’t touch me, it’s awkward and weird.

[@christinac3929]

Kissing people on both cheeks (touching cheeks or air) is normal in royal circles, hugging is for special friends and family, not strangers, let alone the future King and Queen of England.

[@sjissj]

😂

[@CornbreadOracle]

The very fact that she has Harry thinking she ‘gave up everything for him’ is beyond ridiculous. She could teach a master class in gaslighting.

[@yoyomi]

She is a master manipulating con artist.

[@KMC1367]

But she could not learn the UK National Anthem 😂😂😂

[@StandAsYouAre]

The RF offered her the opportunity to retain the lifestyle she was accustomed to (which was continuing to work and have her own career), but M being M probably took that as an insult and took offence to the notion.

[@StandAsYouAre]

@@KMC1367remember the stink M made on her podcast about studying from the British citizenship test? This is a test that has been successfully taken by people whose first language isn’t English (or even their second), and there would be people who haven’t gone to college or university who studied and got enough points to get a pass. And old self proclaimed brainiac M is complaining to H and anyone who will listen it was just too hard.

[@KMC1367]

@@StandAsYouAre you do not realize how much “she doesn’t know” when you are listening to her brag how much she does know, which is “nothing”. She knows nothing!

[@MadameRobinson]

She called the paps. She was the one who “outed” their relationship. There were no videos from cameras at neighbors. She called the police and there was never anything there. We may never know all of the things MM has done.

[@HarrietCraig323]

She’s also the one who sent the envelope of white powder to herself, which security ended up calling a “credible threat” on her life. 🙄

[@daughteroftime8047]

Anything that she's claimed someone else did was likely to be her. That's how you know what she's done, though I agree the hole goes much deeper than that.

[@cleverkittn]

Here to point all this out… Toronto police confirmed her pap and camera claims were false. She’s also called the paps on herself many a time, confirmed by the agency itself. So outing herself was, we can now see, to put pressure on Harry to take their connection to the next step, and in haste, and play the vulnerable little maiden for him to defend as if she was his (mythical, since we know Diana played similar pap games) mother. It’s appalling.

[@happytoday333]

I searched one day to find the racist news reports to see how vulgar the press actually got toward HaM. From my point of view, the only one I found was a headline 'Straight Outta Compton '. Now that is a tiny bit distasteful, but the movie was out and was being PR'ed hard, so with that context, it was more cheeky than malicious in my mind. Otherwise, the only thing that was racist was social media comments. Most people bite back against racists if they can handle an argument with a moron. You can't control a personal comment, but equally, that is not media in any way, shape, or form . I didn't realise that their ' British media was racist ', was including comments from anyone, anywhere, in the world who may have read the news story.

[@lornarettig3215]

Seemingly she was always wasting public resources calling police about ‘stalkers’ long before she met Harry Windsor. Hard to know if it’s all for ego, or if she really believes that a nobody like her attracts ‘stalkers’.

[@user-hl6mq8zd7l]

The way she tried to speak for all Americans about meeting QEII is so insulting to us. Many of us would have had no problem knowing the honor of getting to meet her and how to behave appropriately and not treat it as a joke.

[@rt66vintage16]

She insulted lots of Americans with her ridiculous statement about [deep theatrical voice] Medieval Times. Ugh, girl, don't bring us into your nightmare.

[@rebeccablackburn9487]

​@@rt66vintage16that mad me mad. Everytime she does something stupid, she tries to excuse it with "it's because I'm American!" She tries to make us all look ignorant.

[@fabulousnewt770]

​@rebeccablackburn9487 she really does. The thing that she doesn't get is , ok, maybe a lot of Americans wouldn't know...but they would ASK! And us Brits, if we had to meet Royalty, we would be unsure and have someone run it by us as to what to do.

[@AJA-ie5uu]

She played a very nasty stereotype of an unpleasant American. Thankfully we know that the vast majority are not like that, any more than the vast majority of any of us are like any of our countries’ negative stereotypes. But for an alleged graduate in International Relations, she is an appalling ad for her college. They should be embarrassed

[@lizziestevenson1908]

That engagement interview was another huge red flag. Keeping the press (and the public) across the pond - the irony! And for an important public appearance...that coat 😂😂 was she just back from the shopping I wonder? Anyway, hats off Cheere, you're taking one for the team 😅 appreciate it!

[@temilouwho1320]

Meghan constantly contradicts herself. I'm glad other people see this!

[@Jessica-ev4kg]

Self Righteous Imperfect Humans Online, are Pathetic!!!👎

[@Jessica-ev4kg]

Self Righteous Imperfect Humans Online are really Pathetic, and need to focus on their OWN not so perfect lives and not so perfect families!!!👎

[@Beth-bg9xb]

Imperfect Humans online who think they are perfect, is Pathetic!!!👎

[@jeannegellen9057]

Her house in Toronto was a rental. Living in a dream house (houses) was free. She bites the hands that feed her.

[@msbossvlog1528]

She was living Spadina and near the Art centre

[@pattiliba8188]

Perhaps a 15 year old girl would phone her girlfriend to say 'he's going to propose ',NOT a 38 YO divorcee.

[@beachrando796]

I just assumed the footage was staged for the doc. As her previous story was H proposed in the kitchen.

[@glorysmummy]

@@beachrando796 I thought it was Rwanda . Or was it over roast chicken in their garden?

[@pattiliba8188]

@@glorysmummy Their so much in love their confused.

[@amystewart311]

Because she was finally cementing her future from a planned out stalker to the wife of her victim. Meal ticket for life.

[@Susan-vl8ts]

I believe she was talking to Jessica and said 'It's actually happening!'. She wanted to be Royalty so bad. It was like watching an episode of The Bachelor.

[@millmill67]

I hate the scene with the mock curtsy. Also as an American it’s offensive how she said, “Americans will understand.” No Meghan, Americans don’t support disrespecting and mocking the late Queen.

[@cheeredenise]

Yess!!!!! We. Do. Not. Get. It!!!!!

[@sandrasmith2465]

@@cheeredeniseI am British 🇬🇧like Harry and when she said Americans will get this cos of Medieval Times,I just thought what the heck is she talking about? He didn’t know what she was going to say and do and neither did I! When I saw that mock curtsey/bow I was outraged not because I am British but I was annoyed for all the American 🇺🇸 people! I saw hundreds of comments and a lot were from American 🇺🇸 people who said she does not speak for me! They were just as outraged as I was,if not more as she was making out Americans would find it funny!

[@millmill67]

@@sandrasmith2465 I’m American and I’ve never seen a Medieval Times. But even if I did, I wouldn’t think that’s what the British royal family is like! 🙄

[@conniecooley5542]

This American Does Not understand.

[@Beth-bg9xb]

​​@@sandrasmith2465"Mature Americans" 🇺🇸 have more important issues to deal with besides being consumed with Hate and Racism, towards 1 woman who hasn't done anything wrong to us or our families personally!!!

[@irenedebruyn2796]

Meghan would not have experienced "Two houses, two phones" etc. as Doria simply wasn't around for many years.

[@redemptionhappens7725]

Supposedly she was in jail.

[@Flowergirl7x7]

​@redemptionhappens7725 No "supposedly" about it! Doria aka "Lyle Ragland" Was in Prison for Cheque Fraud (9Years) It's a matter of Public Record In California 🙏🏻💜🇬🇧💜

[@sandradonnelly6737]

No, she was in jail her brought her up, and her mother didn't see her school until she graduated

[@maggieswithenbank6709]

Cell block 6 Doria! Doubt that’s the “home” Megaliar wrote about in her poem!

[@Beth-bg9xb]

​​@@maggieswithenbank6709That's her mother's past, that doesn't affect YOU or your family personally or financially!!! Time to Move On!!

[@irenedebruyn2796]

Meghan grew up in a world that creates illusions and I think she still can't tell the difference .

[@sharonmikalauski6503]

Good point.

[@victorcode2075]

Well said. I think she believes what matters most is appearing as something, the narrative told, rather than just being it.

[@michelejashinsky8409]

Exactly she lives in a fantasy in her own mind

[@yoyomi]

Meghan is a deluded individual, she is or appears to be paranoid as well.

[@Amy-uz4td]

​@@michelejashinsky8409Her life!! Move On!!

[@cocop5058]

I can’t believe Harry allowed her to disrespect his grandmother (he claimed to adore) like she did. It’s been reported the Queen cried after she watched the Oprah interview. And that she was extremely angry after she realized she’d been lied to about the use of her name. I wouldn’t be able to live with myself if I knew I’d hurt a beloved grandmother.

[@JulesK1452]

If it's true I heard a youtuber who worked for H&M as a maid ...aledgely M. was yelling at H. For not laughing when she did the mocking bow. I guess even she realized it looked bad.

[@lindab1792]

@@JulesK1452 I understand the Netflix folks had some influence in the production of the docudrama. I wonder sometimes if Netflix intentionally sent some sort of slightly negative messages.

[@JulesK1452]

@@lindab1792 Wow. Could be.

[@DianeBarros-ws9np]

Again, you heard. Well, you heard wrong! In that video with Meghan bowing; she was not making fun of the Queen. She was joking about herself, not knowing how to bow to the Queen and that she had to be taught how. You people that know nothing, should find out first.

[@44manm]

@@DianeBarros-ws9np Yeah, she was only joking. She's such a jokester.

[@miaque6460]

There hasn’t been one instant of paparazzi following them. Meghan had to beg for paparazzi to notice her.

[@Anna_Key]

Exactly! And she still has to because the papps don't hang around hoping for photos like they used to

[@nicematerial]

Not just beg; PAY.

[@thepunpolice11]

The Queen offered her the option to keep acting but she couldn't get any work.

[@DebbiSmithDC]

She’s too lazy! She thought she was going to be “queenesque” on her own throng.

[@cocop5058]

I find it funny that she complained about the paparazzi waiting outside the studio when the woman lives for that very situation. Who calls Backgrid every time she leaves her house? Who walked up and down the street hoping to get papped in London? She’s ridiculous. I’m going to need a new SouthPark Episode as a palate cleanser after you’re done reviewing this series for us.

[@Randomness5050]

Your Meghan voice is scary accurate...

[@maureenormston8356]

The mock curtsey was, for me, the final nail in the coffin. She'll never recover from it. Thank you for your analysis and thoughts on this as I couldn't even bring myself to grudge watch it, so I appreciate your sterling efforts to endure it. 🙂

[@elineman7]

Yes- the most disrespectful thing you can do to anyone, let alone your husband’s family! She went about causing division from the beginning of that relationship.

[@elinstar6034]

It forever crossed a line that I didnt know I even had. Such disrespect to her husband's "adored" grandmother, our Queen and to our nation. Stupid frill.

[@sunfish7021]

Constantly painting herself as the victim. Gets. So. Old.

[@DianeBarros-ws9np]

Her husband is doing all of the talking. Meghan quit talking about 3 years ago. She is now trying to move forward with her life here. Harry still wants his children to be a part of his heritage and so he fights on because the children were born into Royalty by blood and have that right to live out there and know their family. Stop blaming everything on Meghan.

[@dandelion6559]

​@@DianeBarros-ws9npWhy doesn't he take the kids back to the UK then?😡😡😡

[@MaryB-tx2xq]

@@DianeBarros-ws9npshe should give up the title then. Instead of using it (wrongly) on every opportunity she gets

[@LizzieLopez-eu3kk]

​@dandelion6559 What kid's they have no kids mm never pregnant.

[@dandelion6559]

@@LizzieLopez-eu3kk That's the point I was making. He supposedly wants his kids to have a relationship with their relatives but never takes them back. Because they don't have any.

[@kcirtapelyk6060]

We all know she LOVES all the attention she gets from the press. It’s the only time she’s ever happy.

[@DebbiSmithDC]

…and loves and looks for the camera.

[@thepunpolice11]

For the record everyone doesn't go around hugging everyone in the states or Los Angeles for that matter.

[@Jessica-ev4kg]

There are over 340 Million Americans 🇺🇸 and YOU don't know ALL Americans🇺🇸

[@MrsGator7]

9:49 no one knew they were dating till he put out a statement

[@cocop5058]

That’s why she wanted him to put out a statement.

[@theodorapriska9860]

She threatened to leave him unless that letter was written

[@susanaldred4972]

Who falls for that ...really

[@LouiseDay-bd4qi]

The wild about Harry on Vogue cover st the same time

[@LouiseDay-bd4qi]

You like the cottage because you appreciate history. Character and charm .mm appreciates nothing but money..the cottage didn't scream rich

[@user-hl6mq8zd7l]

I love hearing your take on this train wreck.

[@rachmunshine9474]

Cheere nails it every time! 😮😅 choo choo! And put on the kettle! Tea 🫖 time!

[@cleverkittn]

Thank you for suffering through this sewage and making it entertaining for us. Your voices of the Dastardly Duo are so perfect and bring us so much joy.

[@elizabethmadron1336]

Agree with you 100% on Meghan.

[@sarahlovesbeagles]

100% agree! ❤ hearing Cheere’s perspective.

[@Amy-uz4td]

​​@@cleverkittnJust another Imperfect Human that is Self Righteous, and will say anything for clicks and subscriptions!!!👎

[@thepunpolice11]

He said she curtsied flawlessly in Spare.

[@theskyisblue567]

😂😂😂

[@sharonwelsh8907]

She cutsey's in the film Daters handbook so knew what she was doing...But the drama of it all is what she wanted

[@dewarsbramangus]

​@@sharonwelsh8907She curtsied in Suits as well!

[@maggieswithenbank6709]

She took ballet lessons as a child so certainly was taught how to curtsy! Liar! Liar! Pants on 🔥

[@KatherineSpinks-cu9io]

She said she curtsied flawlessly 😂

[@Randomness5050]

H&M are not a train wreck -- trains don't keep getting back on the tracks and crashing over and over again...

[@temilouwho1320]

😂🤣

[@rachmunshine9474]

😂true!

[@LRWdesign]

🤔 Maybe it’s like Groundhog Day for them …. Repeat disaster in a loop. 😂🤣

[@michelejashinsky8409]

Thxs for the laugh this is hard to listen to….

[@Amy-uz4td]

Self Righteous Imperfect Humans Online, think they "Walk on Water" which is a definite NO!!🧟

[@user-fn1qh8wq3y]

I used to be a great supporter of Meghan Markle from the beginning, and my suspicions were raised when only her mother was invited to her wedding. We have all been to weddings, our owns and others and unless you are born without friends and all your family members of people related to you are killed in a plane crash, a wedding is a celebration and every family members are usually invited. However, Meghan didn’t even invite her black family. She tried to put the blame to the Royal family and the Royal family claimed that the invitation was left it all to Meghan and Harry. The Royal family was shocked that they only invited celebrities, most of them Meghan had never met or known. Prince Charles got and paid for the black choir to perform on the day, thinking the black family were going to be invited. The Oprah interview and then the documentary turned my gut wrenching dislike of her being a liar and her disrespectful to a family that welcomed her as a nobody, paid for her wedding, gave her titles and prestige and accolades that she would not have got if she had married someone else. I think Meghan turned a lot of people against her, because of her own doing and character. She may have thought she was turning the world against the Royal Family but she underestimated people do have brains and eyes to work things out themselves. Before she met Harry, millions of people respected the late Queen and their lives of service were already on the map for the whole world to look up to and to be admired. Meghan is such a fraud.

[@lindab1792]

I have seen a few photos of the Ragland family, the look like nice people. They should have been invited.

[@Bayleaves-bt8gk]

Me tooo! I liked her before the wedding. Also, she is so cold to ghost her dad like that, no matter what he did.

[@FatgiyahParker-ox1ew]

Yes ,and it looked like the Ragland family loved nutmeg imo

[@LilyAmongThorns]

@@Bayleaves-bt8gkI think she’s waiting for him to die so she can “tell the truth” about the physical and sexual abuse he did to her without him being able to prove otherwise. She is despicable.

[@THAT21]

Yeah, where were all the strong women who helped her mother raise her to be so strong. LOL!

[@cocop5058]

Just wanted to say real quick that the official Toronto police report stated there was no evidence of anyone following her or trying to break in. No cameras fixed on her house from the neighbor's yard as she claimed. I think she made it all up. Just like the story about the flight attendant who thanked her for her service to the UK. Or the one about the guy who told her that South Africans danced in the streets on her wedding day.

[@rt66vintage16]

I'm pretty sure she called the cops for their attention to her. Any guesses as to what she was wearing when they arrived? 😅

[@KaYakzz]

If she is writing a ‘memoir’ I am sure that every single sentence will be a lie.

[@montanacrone8984]

I can promise you, no flight attendant “thanked” her for whatever she’s babbling.

[@KatherineSpinks-cu9io]

I’ll tell you when people WILL be dancing in the streets and that will be when Catherine returns❣️

[@krystalfaith]

​@@rt66vintage16 probably ripped jeans, was barefoot and tried to hug them 😝

[@thepunpolice11]

That had footage of Catherine being hounded but never M

[@Germania72]

Baggage Claim said that when she made a video about their reality. They used Catherine because they couldn't find any footage of Megsy being harassed mercilessly. In fact, she was parading herself in front of a tabloid headquarters that's nearby and made sure they saw her entering Kensington palace. Her dream was to be harassed by the media.

[@catherineannelockman3805]

Poor Catherine was ruthlessly hounded...

[@silva7493]

"... who is this person that's filming them?" My guess would be that creepy (secret billionaire) friend Nisan Hariman.

[@LouiseDay-bd4qi]

Marcus

[@Kristinaellenaanna]

Doria

[@TinaBryning]

Or maybe her Soho House matey. Marcus Anderson seems to be the third person in this marriage these days.

[@damescholar]

And that Nacho person.

[@jacquelynroe9036]

I think it’s Doria a lot of the time. She lives with them.

[@rileyperkins2724]

Medusa's charity work is about as authentic as her 'calligraphy'.....or her cooking.....or her love of children......or her sense of style..... or....or....or.....

[@blueskysummit6153]

You articulated perfectly what has bothered me about Markle's behavior. If she doesn't think it's right, then it's wrong, and she'll mock it. She is a true narcissistic personality. The world revolves around her and what she thinks and wants. She is a vile person.

[@maggieswithenbank6709]

I’m rescrambling the word from VILE to EVIL! It’s what our beloved late Queen called her a few weeks before her death.

[@Beth-bg9xb]

​​@@maggieswithenbank6709Online Bullies need to focus on their OWN, not so perfect lives and not so perfect families!!👎

[@Amy-uz4td]

​​@@maggieswithenbank6709Online Bullies are Pathetic, thinking they "Walk on Water" which is a definite NO!!!🧟

[@SactoGranny]

The only time Harry came close to criticizing her was about their second date. He whispered, "She was late." Meghan's head whipped around, "I was what??" First he said she was an hour late, then half an hour, then she said, "Five minutes." She no doubt punished him later for even hinting that she was anything less than perfect.

[@DebbiSmithDC]

I would say she is not passive aggressive, she is aggressive aggressive. 🤭

[@Aussie_Nonna]

MM would have thrown H to the doghouse and no roast chicken for H for a few weeks - how date H speak truth about MM! Poor silly begger got himself into Black Widows web when he met MM

[@ellendeluca4941]

The lady doth protest too much, me thinks... 😂😂 she LOVED every single second of the attention. And the curtsey scene..don't get me started!!😂😂😂

[@Fayreangel]

That very cute and quaint ‘little cottage’ as you describe it in Kensington Palace is actually in the heart of London, which was free for her to live in and would be an unbelievably expensive property just because of where it is.

[@user-hl6mq8zd7l]

The fact that both of them were complaining about FREE lodgings because it wasn’t grand enough says it all.

[@jaimekennedy5750]

And was designed by renowned architect Christopher Penn (I think is his name). It's heritage listed...

[@wendyhenderson1]

@@jaimekennedy5750Christopher Wren 😀

[@jaimekennedy5750]

@@wendyhenderson1 Ooops! Thankyou! 🤣🤣🤣

[@dewarsbramangus]

​@@jaimekennedy5750It's Wren, Christopher Wren.😊

[@annfisher3316]

Refused to watch this, so appreciate the recaps. The curtsey mockery is beyond rude. God bless Queen Elizabeth uk

[@cocop5058]

Me too

[@PatriciaDavies-dh2fh]

I was so appalled at the disrespectful mock curtsy,that I prefer not to watch it,if H had anything about him he should have called her out.i will never get forgive M for that childish thing,

[@carolynscheick1471]

The Canadian police said she kept calling and yet they couldn't find anyone. She wanted the attention. They are both such fakes. Doria looked like she was rehearsing her lines when she first appeared on screen. I also thought it was really boring, they aren't interesting people. Great review.😊

[@Missy802]

If sparry doesn't like paparazzi then he should ask his wife to stop calling them in my opinion

[@ashleytolson937]

EVERY TIME he started to cool down in the car..meghan had to remind him how much danger they were in. “Did you see those guys on the stairs” like just stfu. she knew what she was doing. this level of con is terrifying and impressive at the same time You’re hilarious..so glad you’re breaking these episodes down!

[@lightningbug276]

The dog injuries are very upsetting.

[@beverlyjohnson3025]

There's a photo of her at a I believe a dog rescue center when she was pregnant, and the dog that they had for her to pet didn't want anything to do with her. Animals know when they are safe and when they aren't.

[@beachrando796]

Yes and they had 3 different stories about how it happened

[@MsLouisVee]

Don’t forget how she abandoned Bogart her faithful dog when she moved to England. Who does that????

[@DebbiSmithDC]

@@MsLouisVee…and different stories about that, too!

[@jaym6870]

It has been proven that she was never hounded by the paps the way Diana and Catherine were. That’s why they had no authentic photos to show, but had to use photos of paps with other people. And she had to walk up down in front of Kensington Palace hoping for someone to photograph her. I don’t think there used to be any photo that shows her being papped on a comparable scale to Diana and Catherine. Six photographers outside her door was nothing compared to what Diana and Catherine had to endure. She is pathetic.

[@user-zy2sk6kc9v]

She'd love to be paped enviously. No chance ,she's blown it

[@katherinebangle540]

I believe lots of history has been rewritten! Much of Rachel 's shady past has been scrubbed from the net!

[@KatherineSpinks-cu9io]

Time for that 💩 to come back. Release it MI5.

[@Connie-lq2sq]

"Self Righteous Imperfect Humans" Online, easily forget their OWN "pasts and skeletons" in their OWN closets, and have the nerve to judge Meghan!!

[@Jessica-ev4kg]

Haters forget their Own "pasts and skeletons" in their closets, and have the nerve to constantly judge Meghan!!!

[@joannat4995]

​@@Jessica-ev4kg I can honestly say that I have never sold myself out to any man to climb the ladder or for access to fame or wealth, so don't tar everyone with Meghan's dirty brush!

[@Jessica-ev4kg]

@@joannat4995 Yes you have!!!😮😮😂

[@judyholiday1794]

The studio paid for Rachel to live in that gawd fugly townhouse..She was also assigned a driver to take her to,and from the Suits set..I agree about Nottingham cottage it is so adorable,and all she did was complain about having to live in such a tiny space..

[@KaYakzz]

It is not ugly or a townhouse.

[@rebeccablackburn9487]

I love Nottingham cottage! If it were me, I could live there forever- it's exactly my kind of home. She's an ungrateful slapper !!

[@annemarionware2289]

Only because she saw where William was living but he was married with a family. She thought Harry would have the same luxury and couldn’t believe there were no servants hovering around to satisfy her every desire.

[@HDhumanEst.1984]

​@annemarionware2289 she should have researched better. William lived there, then with Catherine after they married, and continued to live after Prince George was born. It was good enough for two future kings but not MM

[@DebbiSmithDC]

@@HDhumanEst.1984This is where they entertained Oprah, who couldn’t believe they lived there. How elitist of her.

[@theodorapriska9860]

Your analysis of how Harry feels about himself is spot on. Well done.

[@wendyhenderson1]

History was rewritten with this rendition of the ‘engagement’. A completely different version was told during the engagement interview. I think there are several versions of how they met and also of their first date. Wow!

[@DebbiSmithDC]

…not to mention how he asked her to marry him. More lies!

[@KatherineSpinks-cu9io]

They tell lies on top of lies, on top of lies to cover their lies. Throw so much out there so that they don’t have to remember their lies. What a life to lead!?!

[@wendyhenderson1]

@@KatherineSpinks-cu9io it must be exhausting!!

[@tmtb80]

I think the whole class wrote to the company.. it was a class assignment

[@Susan-vl8ts]

Not to mention the women's organizations and many many many women who wrote to P&G. Meghan actually believes that her lone 11 y/o self changed an entire commercial. I mean, she actually believes it.

[@hrhjoanna.a]

She was in an all-girls school, there were no boys!!

[@lornarettig3215]

I’ve never believed that Markle really did her ‘medieval times’ ridiculousness. She made it up because she thought it would make her seem ‘fun’ and ‘goofy’ and ‘relatable’ to her target audience in the US. And as usual she couldn’t read the room - seemingly everyone advised her against her nonsense - and ended up looking either wildly affected or a juvenile brat.

[@maggieswithenbank6709]

It was more than that! It was deeply offensive to all who loved our Queen! Thank goodness she did not live long to see that, or read Spare, or see the nakedness in Nigeria, etc

[@dyannelewis1907]

I agree,, she just thought that made her look good

[@MaryB-tx2xq]

@@maggieswithenbank6709not just deeply offensive to our late Queen (which as bad enough because our Queen didn’t deserve it) but also offensive to the traditions and history of our country. Describing it as the ‘Medieval Times’ places in America before performing that ignorant bow demonstrates her sneering at the country that has given her the title which she hangs on to for grim death and uses (wrongly) at every opportunity

[@sandrasmith4541]

The way she smirked and rolled her eyes you wanted to smack her one the vile person she is.that was her true colours .

[@janac407]

The fact that she was mixed race was actually celebrated in Britain. People were excited that a woman of colour was marrying into the royal family. It was a GOOD thing and that why people talked about it. Mixed marriages are not unusual in the UK.

[@burney7418]

I didn't care what colour she was. I was happy that Harry was happy. I watched the wedding with a smile that eventually turned into a grimace after Oprah. To disrespect and distress our Queen is unforgivable.

[@janac407]

@@burney7418I was the same, so happy for Harry. I started seeing red flags during Megxit but the Oprah interview did it for me. What a terrible situation. I feel for the royal family.

[@summerlarson1171]

As much as I dislike the subject matter, your take on these two is always so entertaining! It’s hilarious how seriously they take themselves.

[@Germania72]

It cracks me up when you imitate Harry and you change your facial expression. 🤣 I immediately chuckle. I believe you they're soporific, but you're so funny.

[@lydiaorrock4657]

I very much doubt you'll read my message but I just wanted to say ..I can't stand hearing their voices so I didn't watch them on Netflix but listening to your take on it. I could listen to it all day long ..thank you so much

[@michaelhutchinson1713]

Me too.... hearing them puts me over the edge!!! Ha

[@karenclark1418]

Me too. Thank you Cheere

[@sarahlovesbeagles]

Yes…. ⬆️ times 1000!

[@conniecooley5542]

😂

[@ging64]

i agree with you about the poem , just like she said her 2-3 year old daughter looked in her eyes and said " mama i see me in you" BS

[@findus8600]

It's from a book 😂

[@Victoria_rhythms]

Meghan is so pedestrian and doesn't know it.

[@conniecooley5542]

She is purely tacky,(an old Southern euphemism.)

[@isotopiary]

That exaggerated bow was awful! So crass to mock our Queen in that way and no doubt hurtful to Harry. Incredible insensitive woman.

[@summechumme]

I don’t think harry was hurt. I believe he was so proud of his wife doing that bow.

[@bschultz7390]

What grated on my nerves was the statement, “I thought it was a joke”, when she was told she would need to curtsy to the Queen.

[@summechumme]

@@bschultz7390 the nerve of that ragland woman!

[@beadragon1048]

She will NEVER be forgiven for that disrespectful display nor will anyone ever forget it! For that I thank her! 🇺🇸🇦🇺🇬🇧😂😂😂

[@summechumme]

@@beadragon1048 I also thank her for leaving (or were they kicked out?). I knew she was trouble from the moment I saw her with the traitor, formerly the spare.

[@catlady432]

About the curtsy- l like your thoughts about Harry's pain at witnessing a disliked part of his ideal woman and his refusal to play along. However, he has a lot of resentment towards his father and brother, which she fuel's rather than help him work through it. Both of them posture about mental health but have no idea what mental health actually looks like.

[@tisiphone6023]

The RF are huggy, affectionate people, they don't just paw at each other like clingy toddlers. They just don't like to be lunged at (in Spare Harry even writes about Diana practically lunging at the Queen, and the Queen having to swerve to dodge it)

[@cassandratq9301]

Charles lunged at Diana the first time he made a move on her.

[@sandradonnelly6737]

Meghan used to walk back and forwards outside Kensington Palace ,trying to get someone to take pictures no one knew who she was

[@d33j44]

And her disparaging treatment of other cultures has only ramped up! See the entire Nigeria trip. She is despicable.

[@DianeBarros-ws9np]

What are you talking about? They loved Meghan Markle! The only commit was, she should wear brighter colors to blend in with their custom of dressing. Meghan likes to dress in muted tones. She dresses down to earth. She likes earth tones. What's wrong with that? Meghan got in with everyone. She visited the hospitals and schools. She told them about her roots and she enjoyed the festivities with them. They invited the Sussexes there and want them to come back again. It was such a hit, that other African countries are now asking the Sussexes to come and visit them. You people on this podcast know NOTHING BUT GOSSIP!

[@dandelion6559]

​@@DianeBarros-ws9npIs that you Meghan?

[@MarshmallowLady22]

Love the fact that Meghan's grievance with Catherine and William is that they were too authentic. She basically thought they should have a fake public persona....yet she's always banging on about how authentic she is, but she's clearly not!

[@tracioneka7998]

I'm so glad you a recapping this. We have Netflix again but I can't stomach watching Nutmeg & the Ginger Sockpuppet.

[@DawnSuttonfabfour]

Damn that Duke of Hazzard, he has set us back years! Please stop using ginger pejoratively! Offended. (Not really). I refer you to Tim Minchin's view on this ("only a ginger can call another ginger ginger").

[@catherineannelockman3805]

We canceled Netflix...

[@CMinorOp67]

17:00: “…this woman who’s just trying to have a sweet and normal relationship with this red-headed guy.” I literally laughed. 😄👍

[@erinstanger416]

Harry’s attitude about free speech is why Americans had the Revolution. 🤦‍♀️😡

[@beadragon1048]

Insightful comment! 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇦🇺😂😂😂

[@lornarettig3215]

Which is weird, because there’s free speech in Britain too.

[@glorysmummy]

I detest the Skidmarkles but you had the Revolution because you didn't want to pay tax. "No taxation without representation."

[@lindab1792]

@@lornarettig3215 Yup, the Constitution and the Bill of Rights for the USA, were greatly influenced by the Magna Carta, the "Great Charter. BTW, Thank you.

[@MrsGator7]

@@lornarettig3215to an extent. Not like Americans

[@artemisjuno]

The utter irony of two people's supposed concern for a paparazzo invading their privacy when they are actually speaking with cameras trained on them to dramatize their innermost thoughts. They are such frauds.

[@teacup.demitasse]

I like how Harry & Meghan complain about Nottingham Cottage, that Harry would bump his head frequently, conveniently forgetting that William & Catherine lived there for nearly 3 years (and William is 2 inches taller than Harry)! And they even had baby George living with them there when he was born. Whereas baby Archie never lived in NottCott. The Sussexes had already moved into newly refurbished Frogmore Cottage when Archie was born. What Harry & Meghan both come off as is frankly ungrateful.

[@trinapowell4436]

And Catherine at 5'10" is about half a foot taller than Meghan.

[@vickyaldridge6778]

Thank you for sticking with this! Distasteful as the H & M story is, your intelligent humour and wisdom keep the rest of us sane.

[@erinstanger416]

Calling someone by the first letter of their name is a sign of narcissistic personality. My brother is a narcissist and he calls people by the first letter of name. It’s part of devaluation by the narcissist.

[@sunflowerinsfe256]

I wouldn't even bother answering

[@redemptionhappens7725]

True. Lots of teasing nicknames too. My sister who was a beautiful child was called Chubbykins. Disgusting behavior.

[@DebbiSmithDC]

Histrionic Personality Disorder

[@KatherineSpinks-cu9io]

Insightful 🤔

[@CMinorOp67]

28:35: my thoughts, exactly! Reads at the same competence level as “The Bench”.

[@cheeredenise]

Yeeeessssss!!!!! I meant to make that point but didn’t so thank you for connecting those dots!

[@kakacoco5]

Omg, I tried watching this series several times when it first came out. I could not get past the second episode. These people are so incredibly boring! The version of their”love story” is boring. Meghan’s word salad is boring. Harry’s whining is boring. I watched it trying to hear them out and how they felt after the falling out with the Royal Family. I still do not hear a legitimate reason for why they decided to leave which leads me to believe they left for Meghan’s ego.

[@pattiliba8188]

I think they were told to shape up or ship out.IMO the Queen graciously let them tell the 'freedom' story.Thats why their so bitter and vindictive.

[@daughteroftime8047]

Supposedly they didn't really want to leave. They released that statement in an attempt to bully the queen into allowing that half in half out nonsense and it backfired. Once they said it they couldn't take it back.

[@dewarsbramangus]

​@@pattiliba8188I think this is what H wants an apology for. She was escorted by security on the Queen's orders 3 separate times to a plane back to Canada! They were ordered to leave! Freedom flight my arse!

[@timmills8521]

Agreed, I think ultimately MM was told to go and that's why they're so so bitter .. she would never of given up the limelight that easily.

[@kathrine266]

They didn't like her. That was the big crime. and the rest of her life is going to be a never-ending lament over this fact. They just have to spend years and years on telling us all how perfectly likable she is.

[@baz7055]

The body language guys said Harry’s face at the mocking bow was contempt and they said contempt is the beginning of the end. Kudos to you for watching these. I couldn’t do it.

[@elizabethmadron1336]

Passive Aggressive too.

[@jennieboo5914]

This might just be the best analysis of this episode that I have seen so far. Kudos.

[@cheeredenise]

Thank you!!!

[@lucyturner4923]

I so agree about the “knuckles turned white” story. She also used that line about Catherine… well it was her or Harry saying that Catherine was so angry that her knuckles turned white 😂 she forgot she already used that line about her mum.

[@DawnSuttonfabfour]

It wasn't a big deal to the British public, no matter what the media said. I thought she was Italian or South American heritage maybe but I actually couldn't care less if she was a decent human being. Sadly she isn't and it still doesn't matter where she is from.

[@user-hl6mq8zd7l]

I also thought she was Hispanic when she first came on the scene.

[@Boudicca527]

I’m an American and had no idea who she was until my British friend said he was engaged to an American actress and showed me a picture telling me how great it was this actress was mixed race. I asked “Mixed with what, Hispanic?” Because she is paler than I am so it seemed a weird thing to even be mentioning.

[@ALT-vz3jn]

I first saw her on Suits in 2013 - I thought she was Hispanic. I was surprised when they introduced her Black father in the series. I only found out she was mixed when she was engaged to HaznoNutz.

[@sandrasmith2465]

@@ALT-vz3jnI had never heard of her until the engagement interview and then I knew she was American 🇺🇸 but thought she was from Italian heritage. I didn’t know she was mixed race until her mother appeared at the wedding. Even the,no one cared as the majority of us British 🇬🇧people are not racist!

[@ivanafikackova4302]

Exactly, I thought she was an American with Spanish predeceesors, but I could not care less about her african roots when I learned, the only concerns were on her terrible behaviour. Sticking tong out of her mouth in public was real red flag and wedding with no family or friends was shocking sign of something is very much not right here!

[@christineharris8413]

I have to say your interpretation of this.. mess.. is the best of any I have seen. I love the dry humor and your facial expressions! Really well executed!

[@cheeredenise]

Wow, thank you!

[@LizzieLopez-eu3kk]

Spot on indeed

[@Amy-uz4td]

Just another Imperfect Human that is Self Righteous, and will say anything for clicks and subscriptions!!!👎

[@Connie-lq2sq]

Just another Imperfect Human making 💰 judging Meghan and Prince Harry!!!

[@susanelrawi7080]

This sounds so juvenile but I admit it and don't apologize for it - my FAVORITE part is not the time and effort you put into deconstructing this nonsense, it's not my full agreement in how much I DETEST her mocking HMTQ with that repulsive curtsey...my favorite parts are when you mimic h and m's voices !! Your accents and intonations are spot on, I giggle and listen to it again !! I can't think of two people that deserve the mockery and disdain than those two clowns - thank you for a superb video !!

[@user-hl6mq8zd7l]

If charity work was MM’s priority, why even pursue acting?

[@jeannegellen9057]

Excuses. She always persued acting and thought she was star bound.

[@Anna_Key]

To be fair, she didn't pursue acting, she chased star(let)dom.

[@joylewis4499]

She learned that “H” for Harry from a movie/show she was in. I think it was a Hallmark show. I saw it! She called Edward Enninfal (sp?) from Vogue “E”. A lot of her lines are from TV or movie shows. Also, the Toronto police determined that no one was stalking her at her home. There were security cameras to prove it.

[@hilxyzurmoon7334]

I absolutely love your commentary - "I'm pretty sure that's what colonisers do..." 😂😂 Thanks for taking one for the team - I never watched this travesty and never plan to but love hearing your take on it!

[@redemptionhappens7725]

Truly an act of charity for those of us who like the tea but have a limit. Thanks Cheere.

[@Keikilanikea]

You’re the first person to get a Meghan impression spot on. No one else has come close. Same with your Diana impression! Thank-you!

[@dewarsbramangus]

I agree they are spot on!

[@zoorenard1101]

I truly believe the people at Netflix realized quickly what a mess this was, but it's so awful it became gold. They knew backlash was coming, they banked on the hate watch and the clips are laughingstock material that will live on the internet. Same with the kitchen and polo show, its gonna be another worldwide cringe fest! MeGain and Hazbeen legacy is reduce to a couple of specials people laugh at, im fine with that.

[@Athena-vs4cv]

As a Brit, the sad thing is that so many of us were so excited to have Meghan join the BRF. She seemed fun, bright and as a feminist, it was great to think that she was a champion of equality. The tabloid press made some nasty and yes, at times racism-tinged headlines but most reasonable people dismissed them as nonsense, as we often do with those types of gutter media outlets. We definitely have racists in the UK but if you want look at the pervading view of M in the early days, the footage of her wedding will show you how excited people were. I feel a bit silly that I had a tea party in my friend's living room to celebrate her, given that she now portrays us all as union-jack-wearing vile racists. On this note, I would also just add that H & M don't distinguish between the British press and the British people. We are two different entities. Nowhere do they address this in the Netflix series. Just because the press does something you disagree with, doesn’t mean that everyone in Britain is hateful, dangerous or wishing you ill. Sadly anyone watching this doc and H's current court action re: security could end up assuming that we are all out to get both of them. It's very disingenuous and rather disappointing. They could havr easily left in a more tasteful way if they were unhappy but they've turned it all into a distasteful circus.

[@ehilton96]

That poem sounds similar to the way The Bench is written

[@KatherineSpinks-cu9io]

As a 12 year old 😂

[@sabsmcdabs7139]

Another comment - You're spot on that Harry doesn't like himself but wants to believe the fantasy. I think he's realised what she's like and how awful she is, but he's so stubborn he will put up with it to not prove William right. Some people do the worst for themselves cos their ego won't let the other person be right. He's so lost and will be filled with regrets later in life.

[@maggieferrer1957]

I feel your pain, however, you are sooo funny 🤣😂 thank you for your sacrifice!

[@artemisjuno]

Cheere, I really hope Harry watches this episode by himself. He needs a moment of revelation.

[@HarrietCraig323]

I have NEVER loved an explanation for Brexit as much as this one!!!! Hahaha 👍🏻👍🏻❤️❤️😺😺

[@CarolStJohn-ev9ry]

Yes Harry was briefly embarrassed by the nasty curtsy BUT he did Smirk at the end because he knew it would upset his family and he enjoys that. He could have insisted that it was left out but he didn't.

[@elizabethmadron1336]

He is scared of Meghan. That was a passive aggressive move by Harry. Meghan is an Antagonistic Narcissist she also shows signs of being a Somatic Narcissist.

[@CMinorOp67]

2:45: “I think if you didn’t know much about them, it would be easy to believe they’re telling the truth.” oh, I don’t know about that.😬 Was this not the episode where it showed them get into a vehicle and pretend like, rather poorly, there were paps following them? When, quite obviously, there weren’t? (I have only seen clips of this mockuseries…and that was ridiculously ridiculous. Lol.) In fact, every clip I have seen…it’s rather apparent that Meghan is always “acting”…and, since she’s not good at it, she comes across as insincere.

[@DebbiSmithDC]

Insincere, indeed; and poor actor. Laughable. And don’t forget the fake pap photos from other scenes; like Harry Potter red carpet? All lies!

[@LouisaWatt]

Back in the day, I was totally on board with H&M wanting to disappear from public life. Seemed perfectly reasonable to me and I thought it would be great for them. But… then they moved to lack-of-privacy central to pursue deals with Spotify, Netflix and Oprah. That’s not seeking privacy and a quiet life, that’s courting infamy and celebrity for its own sake. They’re complete hypocrites, and if they don’t understand why people are critical of them, then they must also be thicker than two bricks.

[@partlycloudy3519]

Archewell production had full control of leaving that mocking the queen out but they chose to keep it in there

[@cornelia5508]

Cheere this is really appreciated. I would never watch this myself so thank you for suffering through this. Your analysis is truly revealing and very refreshing and many points are different to other's analysis. Please stick with it I am so enjoying it. And what a reference for pisterity, hopefully

[@kathyhurley3229]

I will ever, ever, ever, ever forgive her for that mocking bow. Do not ever, Madam, lump the rest of America in with your disdainful view of the British Monarchy. That is on you and you alone.

[@sandrasmith4541]

She is vile and disgusting that cursty mocking our beloved qween.that was it for me.she is hated now

[@conniecooley5542]

Thank you

[@katimaines4361]

I’m with you. That “curtsy” took my breath away.

[@rachmunshine9474]

It Jumped around so much because they were just trying to fill time. The first Director quit because they would not allow access to them at home. Whatever they had pre-taped themselves and then whatever they taped at that rental place, which I’m guessing they spent the whole weekend doing. If nothing else, they definitely had to use a moon bump for that.

[@leslier3964]

i generally agree to the " vanilla" description but my hod she won't leave the sides of her hair line alone- constantly pretending to bring it back behind her ears but never does - lol makes me crazy - love these reviews! thank you💕

[@kcirtapelyk6060]

Vanilla is too good a term to describe Megan. Vanilla is delicious and compliments every other flavor.

[@thepunpolice11]

The hair thing makes me crazy.

[@annaphillips7120]

At her wedding her hair looked terrible. Didn’t she go to a hairdresser?

[@ALT-vz3jn]

@@annaphillips7120yes. She had her favorite hairstylist flown over from the US to do her hair. He’s the same guy who is always giving her those terrible hairstyles she thinks look cute on her.

[@virginiarobinson2042]

The hair business at the walk about at the Queen's funeral, went into overdrive ... Faffing about and pulling at it. It was amusing to see her so incredibly uncomfortable around Prince William and Princess Catherine.. as cringy as when Serina Williams mother completely ignored her as she tried to engage with the clappy hand thing she does !!

[@smcd6101]

She claims to have majored in International Relations and yet knew nothing about the BRF, or that Brits do not like hugging total strangers. BS!!

[@msturi2002]

"...slapping her boats down the hallway" LOLOL!!! Oh! I mean 'feet"

[@nicematerial]

I like the style you cover this with! Fun fact about "is the scooter following us?" that I didn't notice until Ibble Dibble showed it in a video. The closed captions are on and immediately after they do the operatic play-acting about the danger they're supposedly in and ask the question "Is he FOLLOWING us?!" Their security guard (who is turned WAY down in the mix but the CC still reflects his answer: "No."

[@tweetledd4709]

Are you familiar with Martin DeCoder? He’s a speech analyst/body language guy who really broke this series down and he features how manipulative the production was with the music and the close-ups and contrasting shots. He’s good. I’m so happy that you’re doing this. A few moments of these many hours have been replayed so many times that they’ve become shorthand for much of the train wreck that’s followed but the rest? So much has been forgotten -and let’s be clear, this love story lost its shine very quickly- that it’s fun to look at that “faux”cumentary through the lens (sorry, it just worked here) of all we’ve learned since.

[@cheeredenise]

No I hadn’t seen that but looks like we think a lot alike on that subject!!

[@viviennehayes2856]

Yes I found that Martin DeCoder's explanation was very informative and interesting, especially since I had never been aware of those tactics before.

[@jusuiselisabeth]

Second episode reenactment done so well by your recitation that I'm actually beginning to feel your pain. I disliked the entirety of that cringe worthy Netflix saga. Immortalize how to deconstruct yourself ad nauseum

[@Boudicca527]

I love Martin Decoder and have even used some of his videos as a learning device with my older elementary school aged child.

[@beachrando796]

He is great. I enjoyed his take on the documentary.

[@Strab0]

Tom Bower's book delves into Meghan Markle's childhood and it gives us some insight on why she is who she is. Her father indulged her as any loving parent does but it seems to have an impact on her character. And how she can even turn on to said loving parent is also testament to her personality. Until now i cant figure out why she wanted to keep her family from coming near her husband's family. What is she hiding?

[@1pamby1]

I think keeping them estranged is more about punishment and power. She knows her dad wasn't going to expose his little princess. She loves controlling people.

[@peggynorton5145]

I say because there are no kids. Can't keep that secret if your family pops in on you. That's why they left both families in the dust. IMO

[@sammemrys8195]

I think Markle couldn't have her family involved because they were far too pedestrian, just normal every day Americans. She was crafting an image of this human rights justice warrior (on paper, that is) and her family knew better.

[@taniabluebell3099]

I love your perspective. I found your insights on Britney’s book so enlightening. My bias as a Britney fan made me overlook some red flags when I read her book. Your book review made me reassess certain sections of the book. The same does not apply with Meghan. I admit I was a casual fan because I was one of the few people that watched “Suits” before she became famous. I quickly started to dislike Meghan once I saw her real personality during the engagement interview. Your take on the poem is so observant. I didn’t consider she rewrote it as an adult. That’s on par with her brand. I would take it one step further. She likely copied someone else’s poem like she’s done with speeches and content.

[@jennyhergniot6783]

Meghan doesn’t do charity work, she talks about charity work

[@mkass2196]

I refused to watch and canceled my Netflix 😂😂😂

[@catherineannelockman3805]

So did we...

[@jaynetanner3757]

The arrogance of this woman is unbelievable, the constant lies and yes the bow was one of the worst thing she has done , Harry was smirking at her