Episode 217 - Matt Damon Ruins Your Saturday

[@victoriagajek3571]

I love noel making insanely spot on sounds with his mouth to illustrate the crazy scenarios they talk about

[@chasedavis7065]

I always say “ur not a stoner… goodbye” out loud

[@ShanKatOD]

Happy to be like #69

[@celinavinzens4043]

same lmao

[@veronicataylor9091]

and i do little sassy clap with it too

[@sabrinanicole22]

@@veronicataylor9091 the sassy clap 👏

[@todoranamaria]

me toooo hahahah

[@rareinfinity9160]

I actually passed out watching this podcast. It was an episode where they talked a lot about Armie Hammer being 100% a canibal. I'm horrible with gore and get really light headed when I hear about it or see it. What made it worse was that the jokes were actually funny, so my laughter made me even more light headed. Passed out at work and got to go home early, thanks guys.

[@TubbsCustard]

That’s so funny but hope you’re okay 😭

[@srsieg1155]

Jesus

[@eebiedeebie69]

Hope ur doing good but that's kind of funny as fuck

[@linkmarquez4947]

How does listening to gore being described make you faint. Bro how⁉️⁉️ it’s not. Even gore sounds. Built weak son

[@liontoyou9518]

Omg they need to see this comment

[@houssame-eddine]

Noel dressed up like he has a breakdance battle after the podcast

[@lbessai5356]

It’s his inner Filipino

[@mattdamon4390]

@@lbessai5356 Hi... Thanks for liking and watching my movies, if it were not for a wonderful fan like you I wouldn't be here today.

[@toastshine]

@@lbessai5356 filipio*

[@okgreatprod]

Is it weird that I still laugh at the Malone Brown joke every episode?

[@bebop4960]

Yea

[@liontoyou9518]

I just went back and watched that full bit the other day it never gets old

[@markr_21]

The thought of Noel waiting all week to use it on Cody always cracks me up.

[@tsikada]

Yeah but that’s OK

[@hannahstv1849]

Same, I literally laugh out loud every time.. it’s very obvious whenever I’m starting this podcast lmao

[@emclovin6962]

Cody and Noel: you may now resume eating while listening to the podcast Also Cody and Noel: poopity poop diarrhea poop

[@veronicataylor9091]

you forgot the fart sounds too

[@markdellostritto2794]

from someone who was at the Notre Dame show, maybe my favorite joke of the night: (to a kid who was a theatre/applied math major) are you trying to calculate how many bitches you're not gonna get? but also wanted to say, sorry noel that it felt a little weird when getting into the more personal/darker stuff, but for me, as a huge and long-time fan I really appreciated you sharing that stuff in your set and helping us get to know more about you. show was also super funny, had a great time

[@yakub888]

dont care

[@bananasplit3925]

i care

[@H4LFpint]

How tf did you find out about the show. I didn’t see him post about it anywhere. I live close and I didn’t even know about that shit. I’m so mad about it lmao

[@yakub888]

@@bananasplit3925 dont care

[@markdellostritto2794]

@@H4LFpint sorry about that, I go to the school so I got emails about it and stuff

[@tycrabapple9282]

the only podcast I willingly watch despite having 6-8 ad breaks in one hour

[@Grace-fz6uu]

I didnt realize it had that ive gotten so used to my ad blocker

[@kidamnesiak1]

@@Grace-fz6uu Luckily for you, every big channel has multiple sponsored ad reads built into the actual video so you can never escape ads entirely. 🙂

[@ayyyayay]

its 4 ads per episode?

[@tycrabapple9282]

@@ayyyayay I was counting the KZbin mid rolls as well as their ad reads

[@ayyyayay]

@@tycrabapple9282 didnt really know that since i listen to it in car rides offline lmao

[@ashley.mastin]

Can Aleena and Kelsey dress up as y’all and lead the podcast? Imagine them saying all the insane stuff you say 💀

[@mattdamon4390]

Hi... Thanks for liking and watching my movies, if it were not for a wonderful fan like you I wouldn't be here today.

[@benkeno5664]

@@mattdamon4390 Thanks Matthew Damion

[@mattdamon4390]

@@benkeno5664 you’re most welcome.. Where are you from ??

[@creature8543]

@@mattdamon4390i’m from yo mama’s balls

[@bronwyn2380]

i think these guys underestimate what we can stomach lol. i’ve been listening to the pod since insanely chill, i’ve eaten breakfast to squat 680, lunch to shiterrorism, and dinner to the escalator squirt video. bring it on y’all.

[@snottyboy9983]

I hit a deer a few weeks ago on the highway. Bitch just jumped out at me like a suicidal maniac and totalled my car. Guess Santas working conditions were just too much for him. Poor Blitzen 😥

[@TaraSmallss]

Same! I’m visiting Maryland, and a deer ran out onto the freeway. Thank God I swerved and didn’t hit it because my car would have been totaled too. I always see dead deer everywhere though. It’s so freaking sad

[@squidward2976]

Blitzen in front of ur car lmao

[@srsieg1155]

Rip stupid fucking deer

[@snottyboy9983]

@@Kinnolis ?

[@sean9366]

i watch ppl like cody, noel, kurtis connor all the time..i started counting how many days in a row i could watch youtube without having to hear some sort of feces-related joke. i think the highest i got was 1 day. glad to see this initiative being taken

[@sarinafinocchiaro4616]

A common theme on this podcast is declaring they aren't going to talk about something and then continuing to talk about it

[@mattdamon4390]

Hi... Thanks for liking and watching my movies, if it were not for a wonderful fan like you I wouldn't be here today.

[@billieeillish1052]

Imagine getting on a plane and hearing "so fasten your seatbelts... And get ready for debate"

[@veronicataylor9091]

😂😂😂😂 omg

[@vvltvre3450]

get ready for da bass*

[@benjytv]

​@@vvltvre3450I thought it was debate for the longest time before I went back and watched the origin video. They cut it off so quick it just wounds like debate 🤣

[@dylanlangton3285]

I don't know how ill eat my Saturday morning breakfast without the diarrhea talk :(

[@cloroxbleachultimate5659]

Here I am still learning more about the perverse family even though I haven’t watched it. I feel like I’ve watched it at this point.

[@kidamnesiak1]

Still think watching it would be infinitely worse than hearing about it. But it weirds me out how many people are into that absolutely disgusting type of p**n.

[@twilli523]

cody and noel: no more shit talk also cody and noel: *proceeds to shit talk*

[@emclovin6962]

My dad made me start reading the Wheel of Time books as a kid and I honestly believe it was the reason that my grades in school dropped bc you basically have to study and take notes just to keep up with WoT

[@garyravinsky3357]

When he starts bringing back characters from 3 books ago 🤧

[@byeaudreyy]

53:23 am i the only was that was dying when cody fixes his hair right here and it’s literally sticking straight out of the back of his head for the next like 5 mins of their conversation

[@Rodviet]

Loving the set decorations! Christmas in space, would've never thought about it! Lol. Happy holidays guys! Thanks for being my weekly podcast!

[@Spechie]

are yall gonna get guests on after rona? a cold ones collab would b legendary

[@pinkyy1036]

they been having guests lmao

[@wtice4632]

After rona was awhile ago for the sane

[@jerstonefish9846]

They had like 3 or 4 guests this past year

[@cadenlewis487]

@@wtice4632 depending on where you live

[@chewnotchw3]

@@wtice4632 there is no after rona, folks are still dying from covid

[@himynameisgeorgialol]

Flight attendant here: Sometimes out of boredom we would challenge each other to different accents over the speaker haha

[@esotericevan]

Crying laughing at the bit of the family gunfight😂

[@maybeaspider3456]

cody clearly being afraid of guns was hilarious

[@veryneatguy-838]

I love that Noel in day care didn’t hate rudolph cause it was scary to him or he thought it was weird or something like that, he just did not care about it at all

[@Fritodito99]

cody and noel: we're done talking about poop also cody and noel: keeps talking about poop

[@ellahailyn]

As a type one diabetic I loved the diabetes bit I laughed my ass off I love seeing other people humor diabetes

[@ArianaFrayer]

Hahahah literally doing the same

[@roipogi]

I did it. Started Episode 1 earlier this year, and now I'm here. I'll be going to patreon now for all the bonus episodes next.

[@thaimontana4140]

All jokes aside, this podcast is one of the only things that I have to look forward to in my week and keeps me from unaliving myself

[@elalim1691]

i got news for you

[@adamsusta4848]

@@elalim1691 what news

[@mattdamon4390]

@@elalim1691 Hi... Thanks for liking and watching my movies, if it were not for a wonderful fan like you I wouldn't be here today.

[@emu1912]

"you can't kick me off, i have diabetes" is the new "i'm neurodivergent and a minor" when someone calls them out for being problematic

[@squid_party8810]

When I first saw the thumbnail, I was like, “who’s that beautiful redhead”…then I realized it was Cody

[@mykatharsis]

7:54 the shoutout to the KLM bit though :') one of my favourite bits from any episode ever

[@jodrizzly1766]

The way that "Goodbye" from the opening theme hits every time >>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[@melishaukeland9590]

Dude, the dynamic shooting style for some of the bits work SO well! Keep it up production team, this is high quality content!

[@dariusg7044]

Noel hating on the Rudolph the red nosed reindeer move from the 60s ruined my day lol..

[@jenrivera5893]

They were worried to kick her off because of disability law :) probably worried she would have claimed that bc they didn't kick her off until AFTER she told them she was diabetic, that the primary reason she was kicked off was in direct relation to her condition. first ill say, Anyone could become unexpectantly disabled overnight (car accident, injury, illness, blindness, etc) and you want to be protected under it. its good for everyone. *BUT she could still be kicked off if she was an actual danger to those around her or herself.* It even doesn't protect people from being "rowdy or disruptive" or "violating set rules." If American was in the right, they could have absolutely kicked her off. If she sued, they would probably have a number of people to back up their decision. Who knows with American though, honestly.

[@ava-up9sn]

i thought it was just going to be a highlight then i heard the intro and got so excited

[@haileysanderson7061]

There's an FM station by me that features local artists and plays tons of other interesting stuff. They run off donations, so they only advertise to talk about upcoming live shows and it's SO nice

[@Jokaanan]

college radio stations are dope like that too. shoutout to Radio K!

[@mattdamon4390]

Hi... Thanks for liking and watching my movies, if it were not for a wonderful fan like you I wouldn't be here today.

[@maneet6702]

the "can we get a clip of that deer getting hit by a car" after that cold open i can't

[@jftucker]

As the show’s (likely) only epidemiologist, I can comfortably say that the omicron variant of SARS-CoV-2 is not “the end of COVID”-despite what a single scientist or physician got quoted as saying by Bloomberg News lol.

[@emilybear9330]

As the show’s second epidemiologist, I concur with the first. Hold your applause

[@bumi8027]

@@emilybear9330 do you concur?

[@iitstre_4550]

Watching this at the end of November just to get in the mood.

[@elle984]

i’ve never gotten a notification this fast

[@thewholecircus2792]

Same

[@jturnt2352]

Noel is really playing into the “I’m a stand up comedian” character….

[@maddiethompson5464]

lol he is trying sooo hard and cody is just carrying the show

[@marcusash7]

@@maddiethompson5464 when you're friends with someone long enough, you start to try harder to make them laugh. Noel is hilarious, Cody's hilarious.

[@honeybeed]

@@maddiethompson5464 you don't watch the show for comedy?

[@ang3629]

he literally IS a stand up comedian…. that is his job .

[@BerticusBersht]

@@ang3629 lol no he wants it to be but he isnt

[@DKMagician]

YOu already know that Express VPN called this morning like, "Hey, listen. We love the Perverse Family, don't get us wrong. We just think maybe leave it out of the ad read next time?"

[@whiteparachute]

PLEASE add Cody saying "oH iTs sANTaAaa!!" to the sound board @32:22 for ref happy fucking holidazeeeee lmao alright

[@abrownmn]

So glad to hear we've entered the bear market on diarrhea talk. Personally, I'm loading up on my shit coins for a few months from now.

[@jadlad9666]

Gonna become a NYTimes bestselling author just so I can write a shitty ass sf/f novel with lines like "Have you heard about the evil?" "Yes, we must act to stop the evil?" so I can sell it to Netflix and spam the boys with requests to review it

[@jodrizzly1766]

Your attendents are doing those voices and then mid trip up in the air you realize that the entire flight crew is a california Vlog squad including the pilots and this is all a fun skit but no one actually knows how to fly the plane.

[@Druid_Music]

You guys need a whole other podcast just so you guys can talk about the gory shit because you obviously love it and so do we. Edit: Noel joking about it means it has to happen, don't tease us like that.

[@filibusterjonesvods8361]

what kind of shoulder devil shit is this

[@veronicataylor9091]

imagine if that happen .

[@Christian-ui2vb]

Episode 1: perverse family live commentary!

[@Ami_E_Bowen]

The voice actors plane announcement guys story reminded me of this one time years ago I was downtown in Spokane, Washington at the bus plaza waiting to get on the bus home when this guy walks up and starts talking to me like he was on the radio. I mean he was doing "radio dj from the 1980s" voice; "It was sooo NICE to TALK TO You-Here in beeeeautiful downtown SPOKANE WASHINGTON! Just waiting to TAKE a Buuuusss!" It was really weird and awkward. I guess he could have been recording himself but I didn't see and this was before Vine, Musically or TikTok-It was around the early 2000s.

[@isabelcuevas7486]

I love that it's July in my room but it's full on Christmas in here, cosy

[@prospect8245]

It's 4am here rn and I'm waiting for the Spotify release so i can listen while sleepinggg

[@ColePhillips]

wow i had no idea that corporations could just create cash on the spot to cover some short term debt .. learning something new every week here on the pod!!

[@moonriverinc7896]

American Airlines deplaned me (a college student) with a whole school group to spend the night on the floor of the freezing cold JFK airport lobby. Worst part? The school group was a bunch of high school theatre kids. I am traumatized to this day.

[@moonriverinc7896]

@@emmaj7445 it was a rough night

[@HouseOfFuckingMetal]

My condolences

[@oight]

oh my days loooool

[@amberaq8234]

In the flight attendant movie trailer voice, "First, there was Throw Mama from the Train. . . Now, coming soon, Throw Diabetics from the Plane. . . "

[@Kessylayssa]

Im gonna be twerking this whole podcast

[@caylakline2253]

That’s the spirit

[@LockheedLazar]

maybe evil mr beast will buy you a birkin bag

[@mattdamon4390]

@@caylakline2253 Hi... Thanks for liking and watching my movies, if it were not for a wonderful fan like you I wouldn't be here today.

[@zhdrums3872]

Noel is Definitely giving off grandpa vibes with that fit

[@cipherhunt3063]

LMAO TRUE

[@sunset6222]

Y’all been carrying my Thursday night sleep for like 2 1/2 years now

[@pistachioeuan3336]

hearing you rip apart The Wheel of Time hurt my soul in a way that can never be repaired

[@winston2002]

As a diabetic myself I specifically enjoyed this episode

[@ArianaFrayer]

Same hahahah

[@kHz0]

thank you JESUS ive been waiting all fucking night with my little stinger out for this shit

[@kHz0]

also i ate some bad fruit unbeknownst to me it looked fine idc and threw up 5 times, three of which were complete water and i had to throw up into a jimmy johns take out bag for the last hurl anways fuck you guys it was your fault

[@roseaimee4377]

Cody's reaction to Noel looking at him is so genuine and cute. Brotherly love :P

[@prophit5240]

When I was in highschool I had a teacher that whenever a student fell asleep, he'd quiet the room down and have everyone clap on three. It scared the shit out of you if you fell asleep

[@ayerby2793]

Went out for dinner and drinks with some friends the other night and I asked them if they have seen/heard of the perverse family - one of my friends pulled up a video and started watching it right at the table… just then the waiter walked by and asked what we were watching, we asked if he would like to join… THIS MAN PULLED UP A CHAIR AND WATCHED WITH US 😂 really weird experience.

[@sethvanpelt5707]

Say what you want about Philly, but that view of the Delaware when flying in from the east at sunset is spectacular

[@lashropa]

I watch these trying to figure out the title & often walk away confused. Somehow still I have a good time. Are you guys from the future? 👍

[@SpeedyTurtle310]

As They were doing the trailer voice I got a trailer AD 😂😂😂

[@shinyfirefly6756]

it’s the TMG Holiday Special, it’s liiit

[@baileyperez4226]

“did you see the video of that deer getting hit by a car” seems familiar 🥸

[@lillianlillian]

awww loving the holiday setup!! we stan cozy tmg lol

[@cipherhunt3063]

Ikr, I think honestly always make it cozy, warm light colors make you feel good being there and also watching it, the other set had literally a lot of cold colors (cause space, obv), but I think this is way better. The old sets were garbage and the podcast was still the best, but yeah idk

[@chiefroo]

what would evil cody and noel be like? other than boy defined

[@alexeichner470]

the conquistador was Magellan. He died before he would have been the first person to circumnavigate the globe.

[@zig254]

55:30 Cody getting a feel for how annoying ads are

[@fridamuro2321]

not american airlines silencing diabetic voices🤨

[@laewo7944]

twitter do your thing

[@maximuspanela482]

35:18 lmao giant fully automatic weapons. It’s always so funny hearing people who don’t really know stuff about guns talk about them.

[@jacobzboyan5465]

The guy in the bottom of the frame is holding a fucking m60 machine gun. That is quite large fully automatic weapon. Maybe you’re the one who doesnt know anything about guns? Or more than likely you just heard someone say “large machine gun” and felt like you had to jump on them and defend firearms at any cost. AKA the Republican disease. But seriously, you clearly don’t know about guns either so maybe chill?

[@reedbunting5745]

got the new merch, love it, love the podcast

[@RRB99]

Thanks for this episode guys, I hated every minute! See you next week. :)

[@mattdamon4390]

Hi... Thanks for liking and watching my movies, if it were not for a wonderful fan like you I wouldn't be here today.

[@RRB99]

@@mattdamon4390 Wow, thanks Matt Damon!!

[@mattdamon4390]

@@RRB99 you’re most welcome

[@mattdamon4390]

@@RRB99 where are you from ?

[@bryliejade3171]

describing ben's character as a hype house kid was the best part. I CANNOT.

[@KepsStore]

damn i liked challenging myself to eat while they talk about microwaving

[@stormystormymad9962]

My biggest flex in life is personally knowing the person who sings the song in the background of that camel being hit by the tesla

[@thurnishaley6649]

The airline that went through a diet stand-up era was SouthWest. I can remember one funny flight attendant through years of them failing to be the "funny airline".

[@NickIsBlasted]

I just wanna say my 3 favorite podcasts rn TMG, Emergency Intercom, and Emmy and Ian Need Help all talk about diarrhea, and I support it We can’t be silenced anymore, normalize poop

[@kam4002]

They way it escalated so fast when they are talking about the Christmas cards 💀💀💀💀I’m fucking dead

[@spookyfirkser]

I always want to get heated when people are clowning on Philadelphia, but right now outside my house there's a group of people freaking out in the street because they saw a person in the sewer.

[@sprig.sprout]

Lmfaooo I just got a super dramatic ad for Divergent in the middle of them doing talking about the dramatic flight attendant 😂😭😂😭

[@TheHeckenberg]

I’m in Australia and this is the best surprise being this early

[@adriandaniels1]

I don't know what Noel was talking about with Wheel of time. I didn't see the first episode, but the second one ( was watching with friends who are into it) and.. it looked like normal acting.

[@Hot_Soupp]

First episode has some pretty cringe dialogue and delivery tbf. The directing feels pretty amateur as well. I think most of the actors are pretty good, even if they're delivering dialogue that feels pretty forced and contrived at times. There's definitely a lot of cheesy 90's fantasy stuff that feels like a The CW series, rather than HBO. I'd guess that's kinda what he's feeling.

[@jeremiahgerlach8000]

Four simple words that have been whispered by the intrepid since the time of the romans: buy low sell high

[@donaldcollins772]

I live in South Bend, IN. They ain't lying at all. Surreal to hear them talk about it.

[@Riff_III]

That family photo turning into a Quentin Tarantino scene had me fucking dying

[@Lactose7777]

20:53 when you finish but she keeps going

[@paigeromney189]

me, a financial advisor, laughing my ass off at the commercial paper discussion dhdjdjdkdkd

[@dredgenfaith]

I'm sorry for being a rowdy little Philly Catholic boy, Noel but I'm not sorry for providing you with a lot of A1 roasting material during the set

[@galgow]

i hope they talk about the succession finale next week

[@FOHaab]

The set looking extra cozy today, boys 😌

[@sanfranciscoprofessor2577]

26:45 "really great dude... someone with some power....."

[@TheSKRStudios]

bro i work at a movie theatre and have to watch that matt damon commercial like 50 times every day

[@victorasalazar]

I’m at 20:31, and Noel is still on the plane story.

[@lilmissemi]

love the christmas cheer boys !!

[@mattdamon4390]

Hi... Thanks for liking and watching my movies, if it were not for a wonderful fan like you I wouldn't be here today.

[@zacharykoll3493]

as someone who lives in Indiana, all the references to South Bend really hit different

[@faithhoward3104]

As a Philly resident: yes Philly is "uuuggthh"