Episode 3 - The Future is the Future

[@TightMoneyGripp813]

We'll still be here when you return, bruv. These podcasts are life right now. Aiight. Eezy

[@KanesTheName]

I love the way he says "dude" so much. Makes it feel like a voicemail he left just for me, it's the best

[@TreDogOfficial]

these are the kinds of podcasts where you HAVE to listen to the whole thing if you've got something to do, pause it, and come back to that moment. This shit is gold! no filler!

[@martin.itsjustmartin]

Bro, not think youre gonna see this, but as a life long baby i decided to come back to the earlier episodes cause i know how crazy these used to be. Crazy to think how you have performed for 1 person once, AND for Dr.Dre. Gave me so much more respect for you brother. Youve come a long way. Glad to see where you're at in life and wish you all the more.

[@martin.itsjustmartin]

Also, im sure you still have the pic with Dr.Dre, you should show it on the newer episodes. People'd go crazy about that

[@SweetMsAdventure]

Didn't realize 'my hands are tied now' made such an early appearance in the pod. I love that shit 😂

[@SuperVolsung]

plus a Renner reference

[@superlegitjose]

First started watching 2 years ago around episode 80 & so I’m caught up to date.. but I’m here now watching the beginning. Instead of listening to music all day at work, I’m listening to this & getting laughs!

[@catsinflames4598]

Your voice is so soothing. I'm gonna put this on loop and fall asleep. Half way through the podcast.

[@jimitrabattle4720]

I've been falling asleep on each one trying to get through myself. Lol. So relaxing to listen to.

[@mikefalzone]

Lost it at 'make 3 songs'.

[@Aeriosis]

Hey Chris, can you do a small part where you talk about what your high school/college life was like?

[@johnresena8180]

Aeriosis yes

[@AlexZeBeast]

The KZbinRed part had me dying

[@TreDogOfficial]

AlexZeBeast same😂

[@jasonfahsel2769]

AlexZeBeast zoinks😂

[@aliporter7225]

He said that the actors on 'the KZbin Red posters make this face' like he had a camera. 😂😂

[@williamc.8668]

The title is so Chris Delia

[@ether725]

eh'se startin all episodes over from tha start again for tha 2nd time, now.

[@BiancaDupone]

I love that your not bringing anyone else on. ❤️

[@breezebee]

The way Chris says "zoinks" has me laughing so much😂

[@marcio8258]

Bella zoinks! you're too beautiful!

[@jasonmoore3980]

I uh-you know when-uh yeah-so those-you can actually-well fuck it.

[@Jimbo_Swaggins]

I look forward to this shit. Thanks for the nice words when i met you in Omaha yo!

[@asapketo]

I want to hear more of your text convos you have with friends. You should make that a segment you do every week where you read your texts

[@Alvicbar]

Ty for posting right on youtube. Legit!

[@dudebrodude4388]

I was driving down PCH once and encountered two guys eating bananas in a two-seater convertible

[@Rick_Sanchez_Jr.]

16:48-17:15 Hey that sounds a lot like Whitney Cummings! SLAM! xD

[@catsinflames4598]

oh damn that Dr.Dre part was intense as fuck. It built up to a really good story.

[@alexmartens]

22:20 I can hear Uncle Joey saying " I don't fuck with Linkin Din"

[@alexandgarciacalle]

I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF EVERY EPISODE DUDE. I feel like you should take small parts from these podcasts and you can take some awesome material from your own brain for future stand-ups

[@jonathaone]

42:20 " and dr. dre says " nothing you idiot, dr. dre's dead, he's locked in my basement , hihi!

[@Pickletown22]

Time to bring him back!

[@mare011]

EPISODE NAME ORIGIN: 28:39 - The Future is the Future

[@RuslanPop]

im time traveling from the year 2021 and now am here.

[@katherinevaughan8306]

#congratulations pod are you doing warm up and cool downs for your workouts?

[@ogracer]

love these man

[@elonbust2006]

40:03 were you wearing the jean jacket or was the woman in the jean jacket

[@yoshiontheloose]

Yo, Chris! You'll get more Dr. Dre moments someday, keep that in mind and the babies are here for ya. Much love and positivity to your healing.

[@feedyourlotus9234]

Ok so I'm late to the game but .....if anyone out there hasn't seen incorrigible you need to watch it IMMEDIATELY!!!!!! Stop everything you're doing and watch it NOW! I make everyone I know watch it lol. Soooooo many favourite bits in this special. Definitely my #1 favorite stand up special!

[@OhhyeayeaChrystalia]

God I love this

[@mr.quoteonquote3129]

Your killing it with these topics..I totally agree with everything you said.fuck these ppl who get too emotional. if anyone disagrees with u..deeeey ain't real Fan

[@mileshawkins6225]

I'm sad I'm only on 3. cause damn I've laughed so much for these first few c3p-no fuckkkkk

[@MPAYNE-ij1jh]

Finally, someone talking about the original The Office

[@dbollenbach901]

LOL they should call that show..... Cancer.... *I'm crackin' up*

[@mozambiquemode]

chris ur the only reason i listened to tmp, pump these out my man

[@KingKong19100]

20:59 *He predicted the godsend*

[@morgangreen2526]

Zoinks!!!

[@pieceofmybrain2083]

what is the tune at the very beginning?

[@dudebrodude4388]

He had the song made for the podcast

[@tromusic7815]

Crying laughing bc I live in Iowa and have been in and seen a convertible with four dudes

[@Niccixo]

Needs more Bryan "the Kid," Callen.

[@TheCBQ]

Record video along with audio!

[@dr3wtube144]

Cole Bobbitt damn bro dya'predict the future?

[@branexotic8822]

Hey Chris Please come back to Congratulations, Comedy isn't the same

[@djkrptdnb]

There are opinions that are facts

[@Sithassassin9]

Dr Dre definitely knows who Chris is now lol

[@garsto9718]

Chris, here's a question: Can you remember a time where you saw something in public and had you laughing embarrassingly loud?

[@Username-username6]

Using mouthwash during the convertible part was difficult. I held my shit together though but it WAS NOT easy.

[@Areyoumack15]

Cool Dr. Dre story

[@user-tr3wg7qd6h]

Congratulations on Congratulations

[@robertpryor7225]

Yum

[@GABRIEL1977P]

like it!

[@kallieeverson8614]

can we leave comments here for the podcast? #congrats I wanted to ask some questions but I don't use twitter and shit

[@DavidLudaka]

Hey Chris! Bet u will never respond but I might be ur nephew or crap. You know my dad? He's your cousin! I don't wanna say his name on the internet but his inaintals are DK

[@monkeyatso2848]

David Ludaka Donkey Kong

[@DavidLudaka]

No

[@mozambiquemode]

(big) daddy kane

[@morgangreen2526]

Diddy Kong

[@renatolaranja3834]

Don King?!

[@robertpryor7225]

4 dudes in a convertible, room for 1 more

[@robertpryor7225]

yum

[@arnoldshwartzecat7519]

Bionce is just such a powerful woman eh Chris. On stage, with 2 demons inside her....so powerful and talented lol

[@footbagQueen92]

2021 GANG!

[@rentharenegade]

CHHHHHRRRRIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS YOU'RE THE FUCKING SHITTTTT BEST COMEDIAN OF ALL TIME BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[@brycew3987]

Zoinks!!!!!!

[@damonbaird1173]

That doesnt matter, make 3 songs

[@garsto9718]

c3p no lol make 3 songs

[@ColbyePresents]

*Haven’t heard “squash the bug” since little league.*

[@DaRealFiberOptix]

45:00 ish

[@sepkamrouz832]

Yyyyyyy'adults??!

[@NerdMuse]

You can say anything you want about anything I wear in public, dude, to anybody, whether I meant to look good or not. Obviously, you'll have a reason and if - IF - I had the privilege of hearing it, I might learn how to look better or worse next time. (You'd tell me, right?)

[@NerdMuse]

'cause you're criticizing my choices, not me. That's compassionate.

[@NerdMuse]

I want the same world. How can we make this happen, people?

[@NerdMuse]

... wasn't gonna post another comment, but you just said that you work out, now. Are you working under professional supervision? Most workout injuries are the result of incorrect form. I'll bet you could stop hurting and start feeling "swoll" with just two weeks of good spotting. I'm getting a new Twitter account. Just to follow you.

[@jerenzixonline6426]

22:00 - 24:16 DECEASED

[@denisefigueroa7761]

36:06

[@theronhayden4671]

Make 3 songs

[@Niccixo]

Sounds like he's answering text messages while doing this podcast.

[@arnoldshwartzecat7519]

OMG BIonce is just the best....says every 13 yr old girl for the last 5 years

[@easymedizinpodcastmitkauve7370]

you are so damn funny.

[@MrKhalifa9000]

hot dayum

[@illagen1]

not a bad show.

[@dereknueveuno]

Eyeeyecan't heaaalp...

[@Xpzilla]

43:38 s'insecure

[@katherinevaughan8306]

#astronauts

[@primxx117]

Woot im view #5,687

[@willdickinson8135]

Chris what about using a face cam?

[@catsinflames4598]

will dickinson that takes more effort. Usually after talking for an hour you'll start to sweat and stuff.

[@catsinflames4598]

Cee 3P No. LMFAO

[@Gutlard]

I'm from the future, and if it is a female she's having a horrible 2-3 year period of shitstorms.

[@Urmomsstockings]

Cee lo? Cee no

[@blade8989]

Nfhi