Episode 32 - The Unnamed Show With Dave Portnoy, Kirk Minihane, Ryan Whitney

[@mokareyz]

“Rico you look like the most normal human in the world right now” “Thanks” Prez starts dying laughing

[@chiefbaalbec]

All time

[@3232jrob]

That killed me😂

[@yenzen9112]

Then of course Kirk being in a hurry to end the show immediately cuts it off.

[@davidbilliotjr4391]

I fucking lost it. 😂

[@CloakedDnb]

that thanks sent me to the fucking moon holy shitttt LMFAOOOO

[@DR-mw9so]

Rico sitting there is absolutely hysterical

[@bigbuck1461]

He is smarter now for sure knew when to stay quiet and let smitty dig

[@sirJames8]

Legend has it Rico is still there waiting to come on

[@Tom_Swift]

People always complain about 30 minute shows. But we only needed 10 minutes today 🤣🤣🤣

[@nikralm]

"Thanks"

[@JohnnyTbone]

Hahahaha

[@Ghost-peppah]

I lost it after Kirk said “To be clear her dad was not the pilot that actually crashed the plane” Whitney could barely keep it together.😂😂

[@sirJames8]

This was the line of the episode and it's not even close. And I'm on Kirk's side, Smitty didn't specify

[@jeffbradford7612]

When was this? I must've missed it somehow

[@RockyMountainResale]

5:48 ​@@jeffbradford7612

[@JohnnyTbone]

Hahahaha. So many classic lines in this half hour

[@randall1024]

@@jeffbradford7612 5:37

[@oliviastep5948]

the “thanks” from bosco after that meltdown from smitty is perfect

[@fjcareercoach]

My favourite part

[@tvsmarkfrancis]

@@oliviastep5948 he’s working on it. Shout out hipa

[@Sara-mk1ni]

Smitty has cracked this was insane

[@jackgudenrath7437]

I can't even get thru it cuz I keep rewinding it. Best episode ever

[@asj12]

This is gold 😂😂😂

[@grantevans3873]

Omfg 😂😂😂😂 what did I just watch

[@tylertrevino3]

Omg and Rico sitting there pouting. You know he was smiling inside just thanking god that smitty is lazy 😂😂😂

[@barstoolstuff4531]

Are any other buildings or monuments hiring? Maybe Smitty can get a job with them as long as s it's in the Tri-state area>

[@cade7117]

This was the most delusional conversation I've ever heard. Like seriously. Something is wrong with Smitty mentally

[@michaelslusarz139]

It's fake. He's acting for a bit

[@TheRealAkashSingh]

smitty everyone is sympathetic to your situation but the fact that you are saying it’s evil they brought it up when that was your reasoning for not being there and then being late is crazy

[@biggrocc19]

I literally said out loud "fuck this guy" as soon as he started with that

[@JayToTHEsm00vE]

Smitty really pulled a “too soon” about 9/11 in 2024

[@jessehutchinson7539]

lol this has me dying. i'm reading the comments before watching. i am so excited

[@haydenboos658]

When in fact he’s the one who brought it up

[@Gig484]

Bro don’t bring up Pearl Harbor im still devastated

[@TheMuffinManzz]

So confused how is wife’s father dieing in 9/11 has anything to do with him not doing his job lmao sack the fuck up

[@GMGBlackWhiteMUNGEY]

LMAO

[@rgmadden980]

“Try choosing love one time Dave” was vintage Whitney

[@Gatorman23O5z]

By far the best line in this shows history it even made Dave break character

[@James-n3t6m]

Still trying to figure out why he just dropped a random JEW in there. Ha

[@TheTKReport]

@@James-n3t6mSmitty once texted Dave “Jew.” In the middle of the night but smitty said it was one of his friends that took his phone

[@903153]

Whit is the best part of this show

[@EPiche09]

He also said "Jew!" When smitty told him to look up his texts

[@blahblahblah321]

When my boss asks me to do anything I’m saying “I’m choosing love”

[@barbesque]

Aint no way smitty just compared Dave to the terrorists of 9/11 lol

[@hmd6202]

not even in the top 5 worst people DP has been compared to!

[@NPCHSN]

My grandfather’s friend died in Pearl Harbor, bro! How dare you!

[@Gig484]

There was an ant who died in 1723 when a colonizer who was shipping Slaves from Africa stepped on it. HOW DARE YOU😡

[@SirBarneyGumble]

Portnoy: "Please come to work and do your job" Smitty: "Whatever you say, Osama"

[@sirJames8]

He didn't compare the two. He said if his wife's family could forgive the terrorists, he can forgive Dave, implying they're not even close to the same level.

[@Thatpack]

Meanwhile Stu has his veteran father rising from the grave a month after his passing 🐐

[@stevelambert3080]

Haha and then takes an urn full of fake ashes and flings them all over the Advisors set.

[@charlieseets9434]

@@stevelambert3080 hahahahaahahahah

[@MJX21414]

Not even close to being the same thing you fucking scumbag you belong in hell

[@MJX21414]

@@charlieseets9434you belong in hell nobody loves you

[@47dumb]

Stu has been cracked for 40 years. He Embraces it.

[@jdoggz151]

rico sitting there stone faced the entire time until the end with just a "thanks" had me rolling. there's tears in my eyes right now from laughing

[@Wetty_blanco_503]

That was a sad moment for me. I obv get the humor but Rico surely knows the pain his bro is going through psychotically. Shit runs deeper than just Dave and content

[@Mike-ib4bq]

That was the single most bizarre thing I have ever been a witness to. I’m horrified for all involved

[@fjcareercoach]

I dont think anyone did anything besides Smitty to be fair. He was absolutely batshit

[@mp5309]

That's Fair. Wtf was that? Instead of the point--let's talk about This? What???

[@SandroSanchioni]

Honestly, read his blog.... respect to Smitty. He's going through some shit. He took the right path.

[@mp5309]

​@@SandroSanchionihe needs to quit. The right path is not going through it in a comedy office. Just take the severance and breathe easy while you move on.

[@SandroSanchioni]

@@mp5309 also understandable.

[@rockymlbh]

“choose work, maybe” 😂 kirk was on fire

[@tmar688]

That was so good 😂

[@jeffreyrodriguez111]

bounce on it lil bro

[@Portez77]

Smitty is such a baby. He's totally lost it.

[@Boom8cvc56]

Totally gone

[@schoolsoutfl224]

A man can never breakdown without being called names is sick , you don’t no what he’s going through or what he’s been through . Don’t be a dickhead

[@mp5309]

I would do anything to have his opportunity and it's always Always someone else. The situation could have been explained extremely easily, the lashing out is beyond unnecessary

[@brandon181]

Smittys family can not be happy about him using their tragedy like that

[@Gig484]

Smitty is Shitty

[@eddieclark5795]

Dude is off his rocker in so many ways. Dave is at zero fault for what's going on, Smitty acting like he needs to forgive Dave is lunacy

[@DevunWalsh]

ONG

[@AlexHerrick-d3h]

True embarrassment and smitty pitty party

[@kb.refined]

DUDE, HE PROMISED HIS WIFE AND HIS MOTHER-IN LAW THAT HE WASN'T GOING TO REACT THAT WAY.

[@tvsmarkfrancis]

How is someone using a death card 23 years later. Outrageous

[@jjb1774]

And since it’s 23 yrs ago I’m assuming he never even met the man

[@haydenboos658]

@@jjb1774it’s the grandfather of his FUCKING kids sir!!!

[@raiders18dr]

It sounds horrible but it’s being used as a get out of jail free card. If you NEED a job with normal hours go get one.

[@Gig484]

It’s about spending time with his family. A family who would give anything to be with a lost loved one.

[@Midnightryder486]

Sympathy grifting. Morning period is over 23 years later

[@danielmcdermott1985]

Anyone complaining about the length of the episode obviously did not watch the episode

[@ethangallup565]

"We gotta protect the office" 😂

[@haydenboos658]

Famous last words

[@anthonyaltomare1017]

“Try choosing love one time Dave” was such a perfect execution

[@joshpicket6359]

Smitty: “I’m proving a point” Dave: “TO WHO” Smitty: “The world” 😂😂😂😂

[@bleeptheocean]

😂

[@appleiphonefreak]

That was the moment I realized SmItty wasn’t doing a bit and we were in the middle of watching someone have a mental breakdown.

[@chasecardiff7741]

Bro thinks he’s the Joker!!!

[@MoreDarryl]

😂😂 it had this is gonna ruin the tour vibes

[@Wetty_blanco_503]

That was the moment everything made sense to me. I understand where he’s at mentally and the only right move for the office is suspension or termination rn.

[@SouthernSkeptic]

Smitty was acting because he's trying to cry his way out.of being in trouble. "My wife's dad died 25 years ago." Okay Smitty

[@TokyoSwan.]

My jaw was on the floor the entire time smitty was talking.

[@Lofi_Dreamer]

I was dying because I know they were holding back the whole time.

[@jacobpiercy4837]

i lost it when Whitney said “choose love for once dave”

[@laux3202]

Dave is right. You tell your boss if there's something going on that stops you from working. You don't wait for your boss to ask you. Smitty is immature and wrong

[@SamuelMiller-qf7qi]

A boss that doesn’t work in the same office and probably sees smitty in person 1-3 times a year

[@dillinholguin6022]

​@SamuelMiller-qf7qi does that not make it easier saying it to him? If I didn't see my boss and I had serious stuff going on, it's like a 2 minute text

[@MrJachambers]

You can’t possibly be throating Portnoy this hard😂 wild

[@Dylagm]

Dave: “didn’t you say Jew?” Whit: “I said Jew” Lmfao 🤣

[@cjcrisos]

When did he say jew lol

[@CramerOG]

@@cjcrisos When Smitty said to Dave "Check your text from Aug 9th"

[@IBuhZerK]

@@cjcrisos 16:46

[@Gatorman23O5z]

Wit is worth every penny he's getting and it's still not enough

[@bobandy1722]

Ultimate gaslighting job from smitty. All he had to say was I’ve got family plans and it would have died. This is on Smitty. Nobody brought up any of this bullshit but him. If it was such a big deal send Dave a fucking text. This company is driven on content dude. Dave calling out publicly about not showing up is part of the job. Dave Portnoy isn’t Dave Portnoy without being a POS sometimes. Dave, give him the 3 months severance and let him be with his family he obviously needs it.

[@christopherlothridge9534]

100%

[@sirJames8]

Did you miss the part where Gaz went at him about it for content? Smitty is lazy and definitely feeling the effects of being the office whipping boy but let's be real. He'd love for it to be left alone.

[@Knotter13]

Understanding that this was a serious situation but whits “Jew” comment killed me 😂😂

[@alexmurillo7779]

lol how did I miss it

[@James-n3t6m]

Just randomly dropped it in there. Fucking hilarious

[@45minuteslater]

@@alexmurillo777916:45

[@nathanak1]

Was looking for this comment 😂😂

[@tmar688]

​@@alexmurillo7779@nathanak1 it was when smitty told dave to check his texts lmao

[@jkh5]

Smitty is unhinged right now. He said he’s on antidepressants and sometimes those things make people even crazier. His emotions were all of the place and he looked/sounded like a guy that could be harmful to himself or others.

[@James-n3t6m]

You really need to choose love @jkh5. I forgive you.

[@RyanZe89]

I agree . He’s super unhinged

[@KingOfTheNorth822]

Nobody even remembers smitty exists until Dave mentions him

[@SouthernSkeptic]

True. Of all the Barstool employees, I notice him very little. He does nothing.

[@James-n3t6m]

But he does Picks Central! Bwahahahahaha

[@jordan-sp4db]

He hides

[@dblain2729]

The manufactured mic drop was fucking insane

[@nikralm]

Double mic drop

[@theprofessionalcommentor]

The guys a try hard loser

[@alohakevin33]

Which one? 😂

[@austinsherman4030]

😂😂😂😂

[@travispapes]

So Smitty's wife's Dad died in 9/11 - which was 23 years ago. So an event that happened 23 years ago is affecting him like this JUST NOW? Fire this clown. Let him go work a normal job for the first time in his life. Quit letting people take advantage of you, Portnoy.

[@quinnleavey8603]

To be fair not everyone’s loved ones death day is brought up every single year by the entire country.

[@travispapes]

@@quinnleavey8603 Everyone experiences loss - and when you lose someone close like your father, you typically think about it every single day - and not just on the anniversary. And after 23 years, you typically start to remember the good things about your lost loved one on that holiday. It's life - everyone loses people close to them. Smitty behavior is weird, erratic and irrational - and he didn't lose his father - his wife lost her father. Smitty is 40 years old - he's an adult who acts like a child. Fire him immediately. He's a pathetic excuse for a human. Instead of being with his child on his birthday, he should start acting like an actual human adult and an actual father - his daily behavior will do far more damage to his child than not being with his child on his birthday. Smitty is a pathetic human.

[@Josh96-96]

You think it’s affecting him just now? My god you’re a fucking idiot

[@travispapes]

@@Josh96-96 That's literally what he said - and of course I don't believe him - but it's what HE said. Learn to listen better, bud.

[@SouthernSkeptic]

​@quinnleavey8603 okay smitty

[@JayToTHEsm00vE]

Kirk saying we’re good with Rico and cutting away from him made me laugh so hard I snorted

[@jgourno]

This was the most insane barstool thing I've ever watched, I think they need to put him on leave before he gets someone

[@haydenboos658]

Much better content if he gets someone

[@robertpenn2152]

@@haydenboos658I’m afraid you don’t understand what ‘gets’ means in the instance. They need to beef up security and cancel his key card access for a bit.

[@Scalpelslippage]

⁠@@robertpenn2152I’m afraid you don’t understand what “better content” means in this instance

[@robertpenn2152]

@@Scalpelslippage for sure bro, totally! 👍

[@Scalpelslippage]

@@robertpenn2152 Robert Penn bro!! Been too long.

[@robertpenn2152]

The “thanks” from Rico was one of the funniest moments I’ve ever watched. That was just pure gold

[@Scalpelslippage]

@@robertpenn2152 LOL keep the high noons away from Rico!!

[@Scalpelslippage]

@@robertpenn2152 Bobby P classic lines: “that was just pure gold” LOL

[@GrayDayM10]

I swear Smitty has these arguments in his head thousands of times before it actually happens and then once it does he runs through his lines like a script without listening to what they’re actually saying

[@TrevorPringle-u5p]

100 percent. Then gets too worked up to remember his lines

[@chasecardiff7741]

That’s why he said don’t interrupt me. I used to act like this……. when I was eight.

[@alexj6330]

Spot on haha

[@ajkundel93]

Ohh of course, he kept repeating the same lines when the context was completely different

[@oopsiedoodles]

Sitting next to Rico who always does the same thing. Dave knows how to pick em

[@CerealKillahh]

Dave saying “we gotta protect the office” was the realest barstool quote I ever heard

[@kevinjermyn14]

Rico doing his best AJ Hawk impression, smart man

[@alwaystherightanswer]

Smitty is absolutely insane!

[@Dizzzy831]

Whitney saying "Jew" 😂😂

[@cjcrisos]

When did he say this?

[@Lofi_Dreamer]

@@cjcrisos16:44

[@brandon181]

Smitty playing this card cuz he knows Dave actually might fire him this time

[@teamspieth2327]

Bingo

[@Maria-jp8bj]

@@brandon181 🎯

[@redbirdrizzy]

Smitty is a liability to society not just the company

[@SportsCultureFragrance]

Not even kidding I think Smitty might go into that office and do some bad things if you’re catching my drift. Cancel his key card immediately. I am not kidding. This was unhinged.

[@SirBarneyGumble]

He's definitely on their radar. Gaz said on The Rundown that security checked in after Smitty had his first meltdown on Monday.

[@Lacednyc]

100% right.

[@sirJames8]

Did you miss the whole part where Smitty was already in the office 😂

[@anthonyaltomare1017]

He chose love though?

[@DJ2YTonly]

First thing I thought. He's a mass shooter 100%. Red flag laws

[@JasperRGH]

Whit- "I didn't make and single joke" Dave-"Didn't you say Jew?" Whit-"I said Jew" 😂😂😂😂

[@alexjordan9370]

My favourite part of this craziness was Whit cracking up at 12:01. Just couldn't keep it together 😂

[@torinmartin3070]

Whitney stone faced trying not to laugh was the greatest part of this. All three were holding back laughter

[@mike_devine]

the interaction between Whit and Dave at 19:25 might be the hardest I've laughed this year

[@jordan-sp4db]

Check ur texts July 25 (“Jew”)😂😭

[@nickiscool1289]

“I want to spend time with my family” says the guy who NEVER works

[@jamesd3412]

100% 😂 Hes been home all fucking yr

[@Noah1997callahan]

Whitney telling Dave to try choosing love once mid convo is GOLD

[@piercekautenburg8670]

Comparing your work situation to your Father-in-law being killed by terrorists on 9/11 is insane

[@Kpl2111]

If Smitty laughs off Gaz’s jab on Monday, which guys who work together make jabs like that all the time, none of this ever happens.

[@sirJames8]

There's clearly nothing left in the tank for that. He's been the office whipping boy for 15 years. He's run dry as evidenced by his manic state

[@danortiz9392]

Smitty has hit rock bottom.

[@stevenbarclay79]

Dave saying at the end, we need to go and protect the office is about as concearned as i have ever heard Dave. Hopefully the office stays safe. He is in another reality.

[@andrewchristopher7138]

FIRE SMITTY

[@TrevorPringle-u5p]

As a lazy person myself, smitty seems to be in one of those situations where you know you’re wrong so you just get overly angry and bring irrational things up to make everyone uncomfortable and drop the issue

[@Maria-jp8bj]

@@TrevorPringle-u5p Gaslighting

[@kyleslye2189]

Kirk's line about the terrorist pilot was hilarious

[@jgourno]

He never works and is asked to work which is watching baseball and he's literally loosing it, insane behavior

[@carnesf3]

He is in trouble for not working , which means watching baseball and being with his kids, which is basically what he always does anyway instead of working. Kind of confusing

[@philivey1123]

Smitty is crazy. He legit needs a therapist nad probably needs to find a new job but at the very least a therapist. He does nothing for barstool and has it made which is why he doesn't leave on his own

[@Frohbee]

“I choose love” -Smitty “Choose work maybe” -Kirkie boy 😂😂😂

[@TrentWarner-oq9sg]

“Try choosing love one time Dave” buckled me

[@bensimpson5398]

Smitty is honestly having a complete mental episode live here, the dude has to absolutely get help

[@Smellysmelly62929]

The “jew” at 16:51 is the funniest one liner ever given the context 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 nahhhhh what if that was what he was talking about I’m crying

[@Noah1997callahan]

😂😂😂

[@jimmiller5455]

Gold 😂😂

[@Raysery14]

I don’t get the context

[@Smellysmelly62929]

@@Raysery14 smitty texted Dave Jew a few years back and claims somebody sent it from his phone

[@hmd6202]

I've defended Smitty in the past, but he was so out of line and insubordinate this time. Dave's loyalty to the older crew DOESNT EXIST ANYWHERE ELSE in the real world. At the minimum, he should be required to take a leave. Anywhere else, this disgusting, entitled, and woke behavior would not be tolerated.

[@mattlemire4856]

“Try choosing love one time Dave” lmao Whitney killing me with that

[@HerbalCoyote]

kirk not trying to laugh during smittys monologue is killing me

[@KB19910]

Smitty playing the 9/11 card 22 years later is wild. 😂

[@scpuma10]

Smitty is seriously mentally ill

[@FeelingThis09]

Thank you Kirk for clarifying that the father was not one of the terrorists on 911...😂😂

[@gunit8315]

I can’t tell if he’s being serious. He’s acting like he was about to say that his wife had cancer or something. Legit NOTHING other than he’s soft as tissue and can’t deal with being useless

[@commonsense2156]

It almost seems scripted this is too unrealistically crazy

[@hbmiike]

Rico sitting there while they argue … ALL TIME HILARIOUS 🤣

[@waderichlin5939]

Mets broke Smitty

[@SouthernSkeptic]

Haha

[@jordan-sp4db]

Not even

[@Palaxish]

smitty might have taken the mantle as the craziest person in Barstool history and that's REALLY saying something

[@birdeagle3747]

Frank is crazier. He literally goes on streams to illicit hate from people so he can profit and then has his slaves shame people for doing the very thing he needs them to do so that he can have a job and profit. Frank is garbage

[@ZechKinney]

When Smitty first came on that was the most insane thing I’ve ever heard on Barstool. Stunning

[@tj-htx]

Dave is not your therapist or your bff. He’s your boss and the job & it’s expectations haven’t changed in all the years I’ve been watching. Smitty’s whole personality is being married & using his family as an excuse. Dude, you’re not the first person to get married & have a family and realize how important they are to you over your job. Also, don’t call out people for talking about your family when YOU brought it up. I don’t know what this guy does or brings to Barstool. He needs to quit. If he’s so miserable there then he needs to get a regular 9-5. His temper tantrums are just bizarre.

[@pricey6177]

This Smitty bit was hilarious. I can't believe what i just watched. He blogged about it!!! LOL. Absolutely insane

[@ArchivesoftheAwesome]

If you can't perform your job due to family circumstances, it is on YOU to explain the situation to your boss!!!

[@rburk570]

Whitney leaning into the screen to admit he said jew is the comedic relief you need after a serious segment.

[@Ddub1083]

"I said Jew. I didnt use the exclamation point though" lol

[@redbirdrizzy]

“Austin, have that quote on the wall by Monday”

[@MichaelEarl-d1d]

Whitney: "I'm not kidding I really, I feel bad" Dave: "Well you were making jokes, Whitney. Trying to get me to break in the middle of that." Kirk: "You were mocking him, you know." Whitney: "That's INSANE, I didn't make one joke?! I'm literally, I'm like worried for the guy!" Dave: "Didn't you say Jew?" Whitney: "I said Jew." Kirk: "Well, not with an exclamation point." Whitney: "I didn't use the exclamation point." 19:13 Just an all-time exchange here. Maybe the funniest thing ever and out of a serious situation. Plus, Dave wouldn't say any version of the words "crazy" or "insane"

[@LucasOil-h7z]

12:02 Dave’s face after Smitty says he loves him is perfect 😂

[@brendanmiller3846]

12:06 is All time look at whit lol

[@Henry_Bergkamp]

Smitty makes Rico look sane. That is something.

[@justintodd1434]

ive rewatched this so many times

[@codylangford5252]

The restraint not to burst out laughing by the guys is impressive 😂

[@nateroberts9863]

Fire Smitty

[@jaredo1729]

I’ve never really disliked Smitty. Guy needs to be fired so he can go somewhere else.

[@no1raniuk854]

Whitney is so perfectly suited for his role on this show. I love just watching him have the time of his life as all hell is breaking loose.

[@3232jrob]

I really thought Dave was gunna fire Smitty.. Then Smitty went crazy for real and I truly believe dave was like WTF caught Dave off guard.

[@elihorwitz5739]

"Choose work maybe" had me dying

[@tylerhumpage2839]

I had to rewatch this episode it was so good

[@DomMonaco1]

Rico, honestly, this was the best work youve ever done at Barstool. Hands down. Hilarious.

[@blakerhodes8760]

“Sorry I was late to work there was traffic and because of pearl harbour”

[@SOURJDADDY]

Whitney: “Trying choosing love once Dave”😂😂😂😂😂

[@patsystaint8099]

“I gotta call him” was hilarious

[@nfasecurity]

Whitney- just try love one time Dave 😂😂😂😂

[@charlieseets9434]

"no im worried about him. and im not friends with him and I dont particularly care for him" god damn this was so good

[@johncorona650]

“We gotta protect the office” Jesus Chris you think he’s that unhinged 😂