Episode 57 - 3 seconds or less with Patrick Cloud | The Inconsistent Podcast with Rob Haze

[@Abfood12]

Pat got the urge to roast but don’t have the rapport yet. Calm down Pat 😂 Rob got this. Pat is so inquisitive I love it

[@dawnfoster1071]

Patrick can't stop being a producer 😂

[@rizz8866]

Pat pissing Rob off is hilarious 😂😂😂

[@nickym9680]

I'm new here and I saw Rob adjust himself and I was like yea....😅 he about to go off . Great job though

[@sregman]

Rob and Patrick...instant classic episode and I'm ready for it 🙏🏽😭

[@blazinboi031]

💯

[@angelh6345]

I love Rob's usher singing logic This a equal opp serenade Usher 😂

[@RKfMaster]

Oh I already know this finna be a good one. Pat is literally the perfect co-host no matter what.

[@truth2powermillions400]

ROB AND PAT NEED A PODCAST, CALLED: "THE ROB AND PAT DOWN SHOW".

[@lizzydanger8521]

😂

[@etherealE777]

Idk why it’s so hard for people to understand introverts. I definitely understood Rob referring to his internal Martin Lawrence & flipping in the house lol. I like that he is true to himself.

[@dancemusikk]

Lmaooooo I’m dying from this Rob probably hates Pat… I never thought Pat could be hated. But lmao I kinda hate Pat for Rob right now 😂😂😂

[@angelh6345]

Pat being confused already.. This is going to be fuuuunyyy Love This podcast Rob 🔥🔥🔥♥️♥️♥️

[@spiritledpoetess394]

The craziest fam!

[@dancemusikk]

Pat tryna figure Rob out is so fucking funny

[@NeonCyberSamurai]

im dead cus he was like "i wonder what this nigga really sound like" 😂

[@dancemusikk]

@@NeonCyberSamurai lmaoooo and I’m sorry but I don’t know if anyone else but THIS nigga Pat thought that. And the fact he actually said it lmao 😭😭😭

[@shewhosucceeds]

Y’all together finna be a mess😂 1min in & Pat is already on one!

[@angelh6345]

His confusion off top got me going 😂 Pat's aloofness is so cute and hilarious

[@Kamikit]

🤣😂😅 Rob was fed up at the end!!! The library convo!

[@rhodabaruch4]

I wish some of your guests would just sit back and chill on the pod! They so preoccupied with what you got going on and how you operate, if you know the rules, etc., not knowing you got everything under control and you've got fans who tune in to watch weekly and look forward to the pod whenever you drop. As a "learn as you do" creator like Pat is, I would have thought he'd understand this. The fans that get it and your humor get it! I know exactly what you mean by you aren't deadpan and you are actually energetic on stage. It's in the delivery. It's in the emotion. It's in the tonality. You don't just go up there and mention things. The thought that goes into delivering things in your style takes a similar amount of energy one takes to plan out how they will run across the stage for a certain joke. I get it! Keep being you, Rob!

[@mrsrussell]

Your timing, tone, and content it great! That Usher and UPS connection was hilarious 😂😂😂

[@Sunshroom__]

I’m always intrigued by the things that make Pat laugh. He’s opened up a whole new genre of comedy for me

[@spidaman2475]

2 randoms...this will be a good time 🤣✊🏾

[@BarCritics]

Oh you don't be signing out is hilarious 😂

[@mugillaguerilla]

This is the greatest combo. Pats creative director mind shines. His knowledge of podcast gets totally thrown by Robs style

[@mrIlovethe90s1]

Rob bout to slide Pat in slow motion😂😂😂

[@triniboom6]

I’m with Rob, the Cheers theme song is great! I never watched the show as a kid but I would always watch the opening credits.

[@theOriginalELDunbar]

This is my first time watching a non Patreon version and never realized how much got cutout😂😂. It STILL worked!

[@ladya1724]

This was great. Definitely would love to see more content with Rob and Pat together

[@brennisbashe8257]

Definitely giving between the two ferns!

[@kirkiedakingpin]

I just realized where the LOX got that sample from. Taking everything you got

[@TopRanked29]

I could definitely watch another hour of this

[@PlantPusher]

This is about to be good, I already know!

[@PmMidnight]

23:30😂 that song did slapp tho🔥

[@MasterJ202]

31:26 I love how people thought these two were gonna be the perfect match comedy wise whole time PAT WAS ON ROB NECK 😂😂😂 FOR NO REASON TOO Rob my nigga… you can’t let these dude’s soft press you on your platform dawg you turnt up on Pat a couple times but idk this sht was hilarious

[@MasterJ202]

To clarify I don’t mean real beef it’s more like a Carl Winslow and Stever Eurkel Friendship Dynamic

[@HiSkyee]

35:14 😭the best explanation I’ve ever heard of it! Because I feel the hype….but it gets lost in translation somewhere lmaooo

[@Letthemflourish]

Oh so we not gonna address the fact that Pat is wearing dang gloves and its 103 degrees in LA. Lol what is going on?!

[@TikeenasPlace]

Let him flourish!

[@korirene618]

Been waiting for this combo ❤

[@MsJoyo123]

Love you guys🎉. Always fun.❤

[@charbaby]

I put the video on 2x for educational purposes and it really sound like rob was talking a normal speed 😂

[@lorelailuna]

I always listen to YT that way and have to check and see if it’s sped up 😂

[@mefilmmaking]

DAMN! That's crazy

[@InsertCuteNameHere562]

I don’t think I’ve ever been able to put a face to the name Rob haze but your podcast was dope as hell. Super interesting. And yea the cheers into was hitting lol

[@keshkesh.89]

This episode is so funny!!

[@kitashawillis118]

Pat on point with the James Brown Theory. Rob is on point too, James took NO OWNERSHIP OF THE CAPE!! As soon as they covered James up, he pushed it away and got going again.

[@janethiapayton2308]

Patrick calling the sunrise mid was too funny 🤣. He said it might be disrespectful 😂. Random.

[@shoneydee_handmade]

I love looking up easter eggs and ending explanations after a good movie. Ive been diving so deep into Everything Everywhere All At Once lol #nerdsunite

[@alphonsojr6014]

Literally looking at a "sherbet/ice cream sky" as i watch

[@mrsrussell]

Has Pat never watched the podcast?!?! 😂😂😂 watching the host and guest interact with the music is fun to me.

[@sandyj2062]

Pink is definitely my favorite sky😊

[@teesherese7849]

Did Rob make Laser into an acronym?? lol

[@RobHaZepresents]

I didn’t make it up

[@mugillaguerilla]

"How are you going to know what a leg muscle look like if you don't stare at Superman's thigh?!" How does one's mind formulate that sentence on the spot in real time

[@jaynationMac]

These the questions I was looking for 🎉

[@neonkuromi]

now u need roxy and pat here together

[@Todayis2day]

Patrick got to see a summer solstice sunrise they crazy in person

[@tswanigan69]

Sounds that identify as lasers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@OvSpP]

Aye, if we suggesting guest, tell Kerry Coddett to pull up!

[@RobHaZepresents]

Next time we’re in the same town

[@NjeriK95]

Wait I'm dead at how Patrick didn't want to offend but was like "...who are you?" like wondering genuinely and I respect it cause I was wondering too. I think Rob is hilarious and now I have a better idea of him

[@tahjbennett4760]

If you turn the speed up to 1.25 Rob will sound normal but Patrick is like a chipmunk

[@ItsJustMarsh]

😂

[@djdaartist7998]

Why we all had the same gun app 😂

[@TheDonnyPittsCode]

That's gunshot was a .22

[@Rachael87254]

Rob wanting to say Fuck you Patrick the way Tahir does the whole podcast😂😂❤❤

[@DaniaM1178]

Pat needed a nap before the show lol

[@eddieactionlife535]

Why tf pat got them gloves on bruh 😂😂

[@eddieactionlife535]

Matter a fact y’all live in la why you even own them lol

[@angelh6345]

S/o Pat having the books I had the boondocks and added energy bus to my Amazon book list Fox trot comics were so funny to me

[@Anonymously_J]

🔫, 🔫🔫🔫🔫 ,🔫 🔫 😂

[@RobHaZepresents]

This is incredible

[@bm10068279]

Pat is obviously on cocaine lol

[@britneyjackson9019]

What program do you use Rob?

[@RobHaZepresents]

To do what?

[@britneyjackson9019]

@@RobHaZepresents the sounds

[@SaintLagniappe]

Who knew laser was an acronym

[@ceob5629]

Leather cardigan

[@SpaceCitySteez]

Your gunshot sounds like someone slamming a book on the table

[@anthonymullins81]

Rob Haze always look like he smoked 1 to many blunts😂😂

[@bernniebabyyy]

Hate we couldn’t hear your remix

[@JustTivick]

Nah I put it on 2x and rob sounded like a regular 🥷

[@ExtraordinaryE901]

Pat was DEFINITELY coming to sniff Rob out!! Inauthentic lol

[@FarmerReLa]

😂😂😂😂

[@BD3Films]

I will not stand for the Massachusetts slander lmao

[@QueMusiQ]

This hella “between two ferns”. Just awkward.

[@LaceyMasonMusic]

I meeeean Usher has a gf so dont ya man ladies lol

[@LoniLoni11]

So sloooooow in just the beginning. I can’t lol

[@LuckyJackson2020]

fasho dead pan and slow

[@RobHaZepresents]

Thanks for the compliments

[@Kevin-zf9jh]

Pat not being on camera is mad sad pat is my favorite from ADD

[@pryns]

😂😂😂😂