Episodes 301-310 - Ten Minute Podcast | Chris D'Elia, Bryan Callen and Will Sasso

[@JakeMoody_]

“I’ve heard ‘kurodesh’ a lot”

[@KrikZ32]

that line always kills me

[@TheLostDude7]

Lmao. I used to think Bryan wasn't that funny cause I knew he had a Scrappy doo " type of attitude, which at first I thought he's serious or corny, then I realized that's his thing and now I think he's one of the best honestly, at least at improv too

[@blurryrecords]

he was close to saying something in Japanese. "kuro desu" technically means It's Black...

[@ericperez5510]

I lost it when he said that

[@Serpent947]

@@TheLostDude7 yeah man Bryan Callen was the backbone of this podcast if we’re being honest

[@ppgliderbrigmatiusmostcold5120]

I wish there were 2,000 episodes of this podcast.

[@MobBjj1]

x100

[@AJ-das]

There are😊

[@MichaelJKirklandActor]

As someone who never heard this podcast when it was being released, I have been binging listening all 320+ episodes on this channel and loving it, thanks whoever runs this;(

[@mugshotmarley]

Hate to break it to ya buddy, but after 320ish, Bryan and Chris leave the podcast and two other guys take their place. Its alright, but that chemistry between the original trio was never replicated.

[@RushISVarietyB]

@Ivan Getsukdov it should've changed names after the original trio. I like Chad and Will but it should've been something other than tmp

[@blurryrecords]

@@RushISVarietyB check out Dudsey podcast is you haven’t. It’s a Will and Chad pod that’s pretty funny and new

[@RushISVarietyB]

@@blurryrecords oh ya, I'm all over that one lol. It's great so far! Tremana!!!!!

[@blurryrecords]

@@RushISVarietyB we just shook each others hand! 🤝

[@MrJMO78]

These literally make my life worth living. Sssssssssssad

[@solidtank7957]

Welcome to the club.

[@VengefulPolititron]

been lissnen bout se'-eight years. an, IM suh sad.

[@ThisRecordsScratched]

‘s s’sad...

[@DatHombre]

Ssss'sad

[@RufusM]

Geh’jah

[@Smokeyxz]

These get me through work. I’ve relistened so many times. No other podcast has this chemistry.

[@tozak238]

do you remember what chapter is it they say "Bryan the beheaded cow callen"?

[@Garrett1240]

The Japanese has me in tears 😭

[@schlumpy982]

Fr man it's beautiful

[@jcbsalexyahoo]

kudodesh-san

[@outofbody6797]

Legit super sad I never knew about them when this was a thing. So glad I can listen now. Legit makes me laugh harder than I’ve ever laughed

[@danielstudart2062]

Absolutely. First time i heard these i literally couldn't stop laughing out loud to every episode, in public and even in private.

[@WaLeeZyyy]

Legit that's legit like so crazy legit legit

[@DisneyCorporation1]

Legit

[@KXNG_BXNZ]

Say legit more

[@keithkelly50]

2 legit 2 quit

[@IntergalacticInterviews]

SMASHED UP BUTTERFLY

[@joshmullins1526]

That shit had me cracking up 🤣🤣🤣

[@DatHombre]

I fuckin love the Will/Bryan singing episodes so much i wish they did more

[@gucciflamigo6200]

Greatest comedy pod ever

[@LukasOlsonBrekke]

Every time you post these im worried its the last one.. thanks will

[@Yakanhikoerotikkushiti]

It's coming pretty soon

[@MrJMO78]

@@Yakanhikoerotikkushiti Wait. Really? Holy fuck man. Legit fuck 2020 and Bryaan Collins. I just discovered these and have been thru them all. Sasso & D'Elia are fucking brilliant. True comedic geniuses. Wish I could spend a day with those two🤣

[@Conduit.1144]

I’m worried it’s always real-time... “but who knows.... where this flower... garooohwss”..

[@bo5398]

It’s new years and this podcast opens with “Happy New Year”. 👏

[@TheJellyfish800]

1:20:48 is unironically the most beautiful singing moment on the podcast

[@kortjohnson9156]

From bkj too

[@remylucai]

"Take it Back" is one of the best TMP's ever. And that's.....so......obvious.

[@lockekappa500]

It really is. I just came back to this podcast because of this episode.

[@joelanderson839]

Bonne Année might be my favorite episode

[@holdthisthread]

Found Bryan’s fan

[@patdiamond6996]

Me too. Make that “fanz”.

[@leedsdrumacademy]

The Japanese episode... s'good.

[@hittman1412]

i love how they sound like big fat man from anime archetypes haha

[@programSense]

I feel like Will killed the bit by not letting Chris be the translator.

[@FrancFranc-uw8di]

​@programSense chris bangs little dudes bro.

[@josephhunt6336]

Withdrawing from alcohol in the hospital now. Thank god for this podcast.

[@Wnick56]

All these months later, how’s it going

[@blurryrecords]

“What do you do when you fight for your life, and you looooooooose anywayyyyyy” can’t lie, that’s pretty good

[@hilitehubsports2339]

Bryan and Chris quite literally worked their whole lives, and lost anyway.

[@daniel_callister]

Nah they still won dude.

[@danm2084]

Oh wait, did you mean Bryan and Chris? Cuz HMMMM.... you wrote bryan and christ soooo.... hmmm, you know?

[@HYLND]

😭😭😭

[@hilitehubsports2339]

@@danm2084 come and get me hmmm police

[@bend1256]

Take that back

[@connorkelly8019]

I got nooo problem with the ladies!🎵

[@skaterunner16735]

Two of the hardest times I've laughed in my life was during the "dude finder" episode, and during the arnold schwarzenegger is a love poet episode, I highly recommend them! Btw during dude finder I spit my water all over the wall of my work lol

[@lockekappa500]

Dude Finder is probably the #1 thing I can come back to in this world, and laugh JUST as hard as I did the first time I heard it.

[@polobubblevest]

1:13:27 bryans song about blasting a 12 guage into a shed of doves was fucking gold LMFAOOO

[@mikejimenez6470]

53:25 “i think the only reason you should have snapchat is if youre GUNNA SEND A VIDEO OF YA SMASHED UP BUTTERFLY” 😆

[@morelanc]

French Bryan Callen may be BC’s best character

[@nfeltham]

It’s good, but it’s no Lickety Split

[@FlyinggMushroom]

I personally fancy me some mary stuart filet

[@ztoxtube]

This should be called the Bryan Callen episode. He is just killin it every time here. Ga-Gshhhhhh

[@jamesdelcol3701]

Duushhh Duushhh, Ga-Gashhhh!

[@leonard1261]

Are you Bryan's fan?

[@DirtSpud]

They call em catch dogs!

[@asdgjgjhgs_hhhjs]

Wheeep - whooooop ga-dush ga-dush

[@thecofounders]

Sasso says stand up is a dead art and cursed Chris and Bryan

[@jamesdelcol3701]

Dead Art. The complaining American killed it. Brittle ears and stupid political views are destroying stand-up.

[@bogartguillen226]

I know french now thanks Mr. Callen

[@MrGrant1986]

i.... love.... these guys.

[@Zac15Setter]

my favorite podcast, RIP

[@redbeardfacebaldhead5099]

Bring this back!

[@Lowtempdabs5523]

Bryan needs to release a special called Dance Class instead of Man Class and the whole hour is him doing different dances

[@RushISVarietyB]

And telling animal jokes while he dances 🤣😂

[@athanelbarassi2584]

Love these bunch

[@myeratv4539]

Wit utmost cerity. Callens French accent makes me s’mad that I can’t honestly say it out loud.

[@redbeardfacebaldhead5099]

Why dont you cry out more about it?

[@HYLND]

It was s’not an accent. He was s’speaking actual French.

[@myeratv4539]

@@HYLND nah dood, am not having it.

[@myeratv4539]

@@redbeardfacebaldhead5099 wow bro. you are purte fun and hilarity. I'm just here for a silly goos time, and that's it. why you here Dick?

[@xavier6037]

@@myeratv4539 He's speaking French dood

[@evaninboots]

i know we love to hate on brianne but 1:20:50 was legit beautiful

[@tahakhan8103]

White duck glide is the greatest song of all time

[@danbaume9464]

309 is amazing

[@catra195]

Lose anyway deserves a Grammy

[@BackyardBuilt]

these make me s'happy

[@ihaterayporter]

Why is the French episode so funny. It shouldn’t work but it does.

[@vaakohayes8580]

Its insane listening to this after learning about chris and his mondset and actions and then watching his reaction to finding out his messages arent truly gone It was an insane icarus fall indeed

[@darkman9639]

Champions of the Universe would be a great movie. Someone please give Marshall Cook two million dollars.

[@bratislavdragic3059]

Bryan is the best

[@lazylion420]

this channel is doing the lords work... aside from maybe Tim Dillon, History Hyenas, and Legion of Skanks it feels like most comedy podcasts are dead today. everyone is so afraid of being offensive. they're not funny... but TenMinPod was just a pure silly goose time

[@joefish8087]

If you haven't already, check out Bad Friends with Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino. Those two are constantly fighting against each other and being moderately offensive for today's standards.

[@lazylion420]

@@joefish8087 good call. Bad Friends is close and could probably be on that list. Cheeto is likely holding it back a little because he's still in bed with mainstream LA celebrity culture and doesn't want to fully embrace the demon. Bobby Lee is a legendary beast in that regard but Santino is keeping him on a short leash. can't blame them... look at their numbers. they're being as edgy as their advertisers will allow them to be. a cage made of golden bars is still a prison.

[@kymandjamesshh]

Anyone BRBR in 2024?

[@RedmayneDeadmayne]

Dude Bobby is very strung out in episode 310

[@danielmccorriston7450]

Love it

[@TAStormChasing]

Holy shit, Chris speaking fake Japanese gave me a headache from laughing so hard 😆😂

[@TenMinutePodcastCompilations]

kurodesh

[@FlyinggMushroom]

More tmp when? ​@@TenMinutePodcastCompilations

[@adamjones4745]

Whadda dooo when you fight for your life. Lose any way should be a number 1

[@whitelavender7]

I think they only will go up to like 420 or 430 is the last time will, bry and Chris did TMP together.

[@johnnydelrome]

Dude, I lost it during the Japanese episode

[@michaeljacksin9367]

Chris Delias career is like a temper tantrum that never stopped

[@williamterry5157]

S’true

[@michaeljacksin9367]

@@williamterry5157 😂

[@joeavatarbastone2537]

56:12 the subtlety

[@MeatballHoagie]

Fire off the take it back

[@FaysalAlZand]

10:00

[@raveholly]

the luxury to explore

[@raveholly]

take it back.....

[@nathancarr7588]

It's kind of funny that Will said stand up comedy is a dying art.... When stand up today is on the rise and movies are in the toilets 😬

[@justindilio8875]

Why don't you three start this all up again?!

[@michaelmartin7755]

White duck honking in the dead of day!!

[@N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S.]

18:14 "You two guys are two of the funniest people I know, and by 'you two guys' I mean Chris and Mr D'Elia, because Bryan, you're not funny, you're obnoxious, arrogant, too loud, and you kill bits."

[@mikechecks5994]

Chu chu chu chu. What are you, a train?

[@christianvoorhees69]

💎

[@whollenbeck8]

SOME INTRO'S are SLOW....and you don't know how long they last.....

[@alstamm1508]

As iconic as the original trio is, I cant wait for some of the later stuff to be posted. Theres a few diamond episodes that are just as funny, albeit different from original tmp. Will sasso shitting in a cornfield might be the best of the post-350

[@porkchop3328]

There’s only one thing I can say to that - kurodesh.

[@checksoverstripes2498]

Nah.

[@nfeltham]

Also, the TMP+ with Bryan that is 50 plus minutes of people calling in and trolling Bit Killer Jones has some of the funniest moments

[@Shinryuken15]

​@Nicholas Feltham that does sound pretty hilarious lol. I'll check it out - thanks

[@tylerlee7711]

Japanese is so good

[@XeroFailGames]

I understood everythinf bryan was saying in....."french"

[@gameking-ch9dh]

I look at a new episode of the Cheek Clappers Podcast the way a family of meek medieval peasants look at a fresh loaf of bread. Ah, sustenance. Life. Preservation. Joy. (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)👌

[@foxandtigerpridanovs6481]

Gotta put the video up, it like I am getting 30% of information, not up to date

[@goreckiiiii]

What’s the last episode with callen and Delia?

[@TenMinutePodcastCompilations]

Tommy and Chad officially were regular hosts after Episode 351 but Callen and D’Elia still made the occasional guest appearance after that, so not exactly sure on the very last one yet.

[@RAPPERreal]

this podcast is fucking for real...crimianlly underratted

[@michaeljacksin9367]

the best stand up on this show has done the least

[@pouyakoohsoltani420]

Yo will the timings on the thing isnt right so hmmmmmmmm...

[@redbeardfacebaldhead5099]

Hmmm Why not cry more about it guy?

[@DirtSpud]

@@redbeardfacebaldhead5099 bro you're all over the comments with this shit lol can you cry more about people crying?

[@VengefulPolititron]

FIRE ants are a COLD way to die? Hmmmmmmmmmm

[@prolar8305]

▁ ▂ ▄ ▅ ▆ ▇ █ If I were Bill Clinton, 42nd president of the United States of America, I would thank former Vice-President Al Gore for developing the internet so that I could listen to the Cheek Clappers Podcast █ ▇ ▆ ▅ ▄ ▂ ▁

[@davidmullan2217]

Rip

[@jamesflynn6788]

Bryan “it’s very much” Callen

[@VengefulPolititron]

Luxury to explore? Cause I think y'mean Liberty, t'splore. So Hmmmmm.

[@alexwebb932]

"I don't really knooow City dialect..."

[@solidtank7957]

I actually like the Tommy/Chad and Will episodes as well (obviously not as much as the original group) are you going to post those as well? I can't find them either anymore.

[@courtenayburke45]

Spotify

[@courtenayburke45]

Those episodes suck

[@canakattack1692]

@@courtenayburke45 agreed. However the Jerr-Bill Seinzby bit killed me

[@gabrielreeb8560]

FUCK TIMMY AND CHAZ OR WHATVER THE FUCK!!!!

[@turkmenbashi30]

Hopefully, they've disappeared forever. Those were the worst.

[@pouyakoohsoltani420]

Preash...

[@liamleonard9120]

What the fuck happened with 308

[@yigit8418]

˜”*°•.˜”*°• Embody pure femcel energy this summer. Psychoanalyze the bus driver. Gaslight the Walmart cashier. I bet he's texting other women. I bet he listens to that god awful offensive Cheek Clappers Podcast. #YESALLMENLISTENTOCHEEKCLAPPERS •°*”˜.•°*”˜

[@Pbryant95]

What’d ya dooooOoooOoooOOOOOOOOOOOooOOooooooooooooo

[@quickdrawcowboy]

Jungudeh.

[@pouyakoohsoltani420]

We preash tho

[@Jawn..]

Ahh no no fence

[@Galaxy-sx6db]

🤌😐🤌 why are you not listening to the Cheek Clappers Podcast? It´s the 💯 ONLY GUARANTEED💯 way to get the sweet gals down at the milkshake parlor to wanna boogie-woogie with you and not those dastardly local teddy boys.

[@skiiboskiyaboi]

Always skip the Bobby episodes. S’n’funny

[@PickleRiiiiiiick]

Bryan is so French lol.

[@al4385]

Right off the bat, Brianne still manages to annoy me. In the first like 5 seconds.

[@abdcontractingltd]

yar

[@BPchadlite]

Two of these ppl turned out to be grapists

[@mrm7525]

I think standup is a dead sport 😳

[@KingVixor]

¸¸♬·¯·♩¸¸♪·¯·♫¸I can’t BELIEVE the Cheek Clappers Podcast paid for that hologram of 2Pac at Coachella. Disrespectful…¸♫·¯·♪¸¸♩·¯·♬¸¸

[@captaincrunch7661]

had to skip past the Brian French thing though. : /

[@vinnythornton2930]

I literally pissed my pants during the Japanese episode

[@SenatorFeathers]

“Break dancing it comes from the tribes” arguably the most racist but also funniest line of the pod. Thanks bkj

[@casualobserver2380]

I understand the entire format of TMP is Bryan being annoying and the guys ripping him on it but it's too much sometimes.