Lewis and Clark vs Bill and Ted. Epic Rap Battles of History

[@GoodMythicalMorning]

Woah. Never saw that bear. Thanks Sacajawea! And thanks Pete and Lloyd for having us in the latest Epic Rap Battle of History!! -R&L

[@GordonFBR]

***** You should come back for more in Season 5 or something.

[@raeiiin]

***** You guys are awesome, Rhett & Link! Keep up the amazing work!

[@GrimJeepers]

***** You guys are awesome. Good Job

[@merpkerpie7267]

***** you should suggest a rap battle! or put it as one of the activities on your wheel (i forget what its called sorry)

[@ryanfreeman5426]

I love your videos for GMM and for your actual Chanel keep pushing forward.

[@fabimogar9994]

"I'll take Neo" "I'll take the one that no one knows at all" That verse will be killing it till 2050

[@Mr.President427]

FABIAN HUMBERTO MORENO GARCIA more like killing it till 2077

[@marcuspower6565]

@@Mr.President427 Win!

[@Morningstack]

@@Mr.President427 This comment is breathtaking!

[@joshc6295]

That face after that line

[@dunedain3425]

@@Mr.President427 exelent dude!

[@rouka120]

The fact they chose Rhett and Link for Lewis and Clark was totally perfect.

[@rouka120]

I just realized I made a comment on this video nearly similar to this 3 years ago. Even past me agrees, I guess.

[@scottchaison1001]

@@rouka120 ¿?

[@talimbeingaverythriftyghor5967]

*_Rhett and Link are both legends_*

[@techstorezombie9316]

Nice Peter was on Rhett and Link's podcast and said "It could never have been anyone else"

[@galaxvexxtheholy]

I thought it was them but I wasn’t sure so I came to the comments😅

[@jobowisheshewasnomo4171]

love how Sacagawea is going through the twelve labours of hercules whilst lewis and clarke are rapping.

[@robbob5302]

🤣

[@joaqoplayer]

Showing exactly where our footprints on their buttocks are marked

[@theshroudever]

This is actually the funniest erb comment I've ever saw.

[@RedPhiveBro]

HERA (I cannot stress this enough) KLES

[@WickTheNasty]

@@RedPhiveBroHerakles is the Greek version Hercules is the Roman version

[@NerosCinema]

"They should totally Sioux" is such an underrated line

[@gargoylebonfreekygaming]

I don't understand it 😔

[@deimmartillo1674]

@@gargoylebonfreekygaming Sioux is the name of a tribe and it sounds like sue so he is saying that the natives should sue white people because of what they did.

[@marvinzimmerman1878]

@@deimmartillo1674 thanks for that, actually didnt know myself

[@Dennis-nc3vw]

@@deimmartillo1674 I'm pretty sure "Sioux" actually mean "snake" and while it's a term for a certain ethno-linguistic group for First Nation, it's actually a name given to them by their enemies. It's funny because that's how a lot of terms we use in our language came about. "Mohawk" means "flesh-eater" and was a name given to them by their enemies. "Shaka Zulu" means "Intestinal-Beetle Zulu" which was made a dig at his mom using an intestinal beetle as an excuse to cover up her illegit pregnancy. I even heard Napoleon Bonapart means "Napoleon plays-a-good-part" which was a name given to him by his enemies. Okay, now I feel a little pretentious.

[@steffiray7737]

@@Dennis-nc3vw Sioux is a tribe in north n South Dakota

[@CrabGonePsycho]

Let's be honest, Sacagawea won. She tackled the fuck out of that bear.

[@obamagaming3195]

no it was rufus

[@LordFudd]

The bear won tho

[@heyitssunflower8419]

RadioQuail Heck yeah

[@BigSmokePapi]

RadioQuail it was kind of like Randy Orton's TKO

[@imapiglegend]

yee

[@MMAWood]

Dude his face when he’s like “ I’ll take the one nobody knows at all “ is priceless

[@nutpeg6915]

And the one after XD

[@baqcasanke]

I was just about to type this exact thing

[@Tortugadelmuerte]

The laugh he does too.

[@captainpuff1238]

420!!

[@LocalHooligan]

D e s o l a t i o n

[@hunterlau6495]

I just noticed this... Lewis and Clark are (for the most part) always in sync, while Bill and Ted were building off each other's lines. Just something cool I noticed

[@Jhei122]

Nice catch

[@TheDesertNomad602]

You're putting waaaaaay too much thought into this. It's not that deep, bro.

[@EyeOfArgus]

kozmik WZRD dude what? Nothing OP said implied anything deep, they were just pointing out something neat

[@ETB3341]

@@TheDesertNomad602 ? You're the one whos "making it deep" not the OP, cause all they were doing were just pointing something pretty cool out about the video, and you translated that as them saying it has deeper meaning when they didn't.

[@GumSkyloard]

@@TheDesertNomad602 IT's ERB. Shit's in the Earth's core.

[@moorbish]

The spoiler alert of Lewis killing himself was brutal as hell.

[@mainstreetsaint36]

There's debate in some circles whether it was self or if it was murder.

[@Dctctx]

It was never proven so it’s not as brutal as people say it is

[@ismaelnehme379]

​@@mainstreetsaint36 he had a history of crippling depression (according to Jefferson) and tried to kill himself days before, so it was most likely suicide. But who knows?

[@ashuraomega7113]

​@@ismaelnehme379 thing is why would anyone want to kill him though?

[@luckii.__17]

@@ashuraomega7113 He was in a horrible debt, I still believe his suicide though.

[@bryl7747]

Lewis and Clark:*rapping about how they did everything* Sacagawea:*doing everything*

[@myscarylibrary]

Now that I learned about WestWard expansion, I actually understood this joke

[@ellamissey6801]

Yeah tbh that’s how it went, Sacagawea should be recognized more

[@mikeolson7011]

They even included that in the background.

[@Guest_1300]

@@mikeolson7011 Yeah, I think that's the point of the comment.

[@shanthegamer21]

Bill and Ted: *mentioned historical figures* Rufus: *stays awesome and helpful*

[@Wraith540]

I just realized that with the exception of Billy the Kid, every historical character in "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure" has had their own Epic Rap Battle. Even the actor that played Rufus (George Carlin) has had one.

[@Chidon0]

is there a henry the 8th one?

[@tonys6620]

@@Chidon0 there technecally is, it's on their second channel ERB2 tho

[@Wraith540]

@@Chidon0 That's a good point. I should have said "...every character in Bill and Ted's History Report...".

[@Chidon0]

@@tonys6620 ty for the info also hope the new movie is good

[@GHOST-zy3ji]

Chidon0 it depends I feel like it looks stupid but to be honest so where the other two in all honesty it was made for bill and Ted fans

[@tatort00t97]

I like how at 0:45, Lewis and Clark use the air guitar line as a diss but Bill and Ted get excited as if they think it's the coolest thing

[@hotelroom404]

Lewis and Clark: You invented air guitar and dude where’s my car. Bill and Ted: Hell yea we did! *Air guitar noises*

[@jb888888888]

@@hotelroom404 Inspired not invented. Air Guitar was a thing before B&T.

[@gossamer999]

"They should totally Sioux." This line deserves more love.

[@kidarachnid5568]

I didn't understand it amd I don't think many people did either

[@gossamer999]

@@kidarachnid5568 "Sioux" is the name of a tribe of native americans, and sounds like "sue", the term for taking somebody to court to try and get them to pay for some wrong they have committed against you. Plus I just love NicePeter's delivery and flow with they line.

[@kidarachnid5568]

@@gossamer999 Ah gotcha

[@skramjet4482]

Yeah I loved the wordplay here

[@leesteal4458]

Yep.

[@brianweaver327]

"What do we do?" "I don't know." "BE EXCELLENT." I think about this almost every day.

[@urigoldberg3442]

Same

[@theimperialnord38]

Rufus was legendary. Rip

[@tylereli7593]

Seriously, me too.

[@Joker-og3pj]

Be excellent to each other and party on dudes

[@Jhei122]

I wish I can be like that

[@kanahadesnb]

“I’ve got a question for you, what color is an orange?” “Ted, you bone head, it’s color is the same as it’s name, like a lemon.”

[@DerpiestGameBlast]

Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well

[@studapeppahead5384]

AH! Another 40+ Dude! STATION!

[@eryuu4016]

Actually, lemon *is* a color. It's a shade of yellow that artists use in pastel paintings.

[@Grinlathak]

@@eryuu4016 Actually Caesar is a salad dressing dude.

[@kasiakactus8761]

. . .

[@jackiechanneeej]

Best flow--- Bill & Ted Best disses--- Lewis & Clark Best two words---- Rufus Overall winner-- Sacagawea

[@AllGamingStarred]

overall loser: Yogi bear

[@someweirdstuff1256]

ultimate winner: Pompey The Great

[@clairedib]

@@Tangerine129bro made a hotel: trivago joke in 2024 😭😭

[@luckii.__17]

I think I would swap Lewis & Clark and Bill & Ted's places on this

[@joeunfried2148]

Merry Meriwether! Say hello to all the other hobbits!

[@baxterrhodes7542]

In all fairness Clark and Lewis had an immense amount of respect for Sacagawea. Often making reference of the incredible importance she had in their party of 33 explorers. I can't find reference to the story, but at one point during the journey Sacagawea was hit by her husband during an argument and either Lewis or Clark (I can't recall who specifically) tackled and fought him because of it. They respected her immensely.

[@professorjacob2748]

Baxter Rhodes it's Rhett and link form gmm or good mithacal morning

[@ViewlessRider]

Professor Jacob dude, he’s talking about the REAL Lewis and Clark

[@fortunaa_]

In all fairness Clark and Lewis had an immense amount of respect for Sacagawea. Often making reference of the incredible importance she had in their party of 33 explorers. I can't find reference to the story, but at one point during the journey Sacagawea was hit by her husband during an argument and either Lewis or Clark (I can't recall who specifically) tackled and fought him because of it. They respected her immensely.

[@somethingsomewhere4854]

Why... did you just paste his comment down here?

[@punctuatedparliament5831]

In all fairness Clark and Lewis had an immense amount of respect for Sacagawea. Often making reference of the incredible importance she had in their party of 33 explorers. I can't find reference to the story, but at one point during the journey Sacagawea was hit by her husband during an argument and either Lewis or Clark (I can't recall who specifically) tackled and fought him because of it. They respected her immensely.

[@ohheckitsthatkid7364]

"I'll take Neo" "I'll take the one that no one knows at all" Winning line.

[@thorandil1]

Was hoping to find this

[@misfitgaming2935]

That line was Hella funny

[@misfitgaming2935]

Natalia Pic. He looked hella sad which made it even more funny

[@aidendonovan1043]

Yees

[@misfitgaming2935]

boom baby 1010 I like your profile pict

[@FirstLast-cg2nk]

I feel like that "Be Excellent" is seriously underappreciated.

[@tarisoala9717]

RUFUS

[@aquastartv1895]

(inserts the rest of the song here)

[@cleanwater3180]

It's a great part.

[@MarceloZ2]

To me, this line kinda validates what Lewis and Clark said in their second verse about them being useless without Rufus.

[@MattBnl2ih]

@@MarceloZ2 he said 2 fucking words. Meanwhile Lewis and Clark would’ve died 10 times over if not for Saca- I’m not gonna try and spell that

[@Popliiiiiiiiii]

I like how Rufus said 2 words and Bill and Ted had the largest revelation of their lives

[@bigman542]

It’s literally all they needed to fucking murder them it was awesome

[@Cantfindaname917]

be excellent.

[@qk7x]

@@Cantfindaname917 RUFUS!!!

[@sethconnors1103]

They probably could have convinced Keanu to do this

[@saltyark7564]

Convinced? If he wasn’t busy they probably would just have to ask. 😂

[@JadenYukifan28]

@@saltyark7564 Good point, I mean he did two "Bill & Ted" Movies already

[@Reanchi]

@@JadenYukifan28 with a third on the way

[@JadenYukifan28]

@@Reanchi Yeah, I know...without Rufus...

[@viralencore85]

@@JadenYukifan28 Totally Bogus.....

[@rappscallion3238]

"I'll take Neo" "I'll take the one that no one knows at all." Ouch, that had to hurt Alex Winter.

[@calebharris7568]

Rapp Scallion to be fair I didn’t even know who Alex Winter was until I thought about the context lol

[@joehumpston7937]

Rapp Scallion I mean, Alex Winter hasn’t exactly had the career that Keanu Reeves has had!

[@faithismine128]

Rapp Scallion I was literally trying to remember his name when that line came.

[@adamarndt3877]

Who? Alex... Winter? Who’s That?

[@Zenoandturtle]

That was harsh I have to day but wow! It hit the mark!

[@Triceratops26]

This youtube channel has taught me more than my history class

[@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785]

Ikr? And it's eerily accurate....for the most part. Learning is better when it's also entertaining!

[@redditcentral6487]

‘Taught’

[@vibeiv547]

This KZbin channel WAS my history class.

[@mavikartal7775]

If only they made rap battles with Ottoman Sultans. I need some history lesson from them too

[@justsomelilaclol6197]

Same.

[@fartshawty2301]

This is the best example of an ERB. A feature, great lines, historically accurate, funny, good flow and synchronization

[@fartshawty2301]

And the gestures, camera work, props, dances

[@TheTerrellking]

Best is the film directors hands down

[@karthikbaskar556]

What? The lines were forgettable

[@N0pr0fit]

@@karthikbaskar556 debatable

[@BurntHamSandwich]

I feel like Steve vs Jacques is another great example of erb greatness

[@SebastianTheGreat]

They should've got the real Keanu reeves I'm sure he's not busy these days

[@kainhighwind2]

SebastianTheGreat I'm pretty sure he's helping with John Wick 2.

[@oddity3661]

No... Just no... That's not how it works...

[@HallidayASR]

+SebastianTheGreat They got Arnold in the Terminator vs Robocop battle :0

[@michealcarr5134]

ikr though he doesnt exactly look 17 anymore xD that movies from 80s

[@HallidayASR]

***** They did, for like five seconds in the end :0

[@ravenanimations3176]

I loved Sacajawea in the background saving them every scene after she was mentioned

[@jumugama]

Oh my god i just saw her wrestling a bear before Bill and Ted's 2nd Verse

[@mostar1219]

I guess when Lewis and Clark weren’t in control of one of the verses, Sacajawea had the freedom to actually be visible. Probably symbolic

[@leeshotts9273]

She caught a bigger fish, did the most rowing (you can see her anger and hatred at how useless they are), and killed a bear with a knife. She is the definition of carry.

[@Ghostof17War]

bear: *exists* Sacajawea: "COWABUNGA IT IS!!!"

[@comixproviderftw_02]

Clark: Did you hear that Meriweather? Lewis: I think they mean to brawl. Clark: I'll take Neo. Lewis: I'll take the one no one knows at all! That was smooth.

[@jacksondavenport9296]

BRAWWWWWL

[@yaboi9419]

Lol the look on his face after that line

[@aaronrodgers5852]

@@yaboi9419 He’s like “Bruh come on that hurt”

[@Kito-Anime-Arena]

I think the line is as impactful as it sounds because of how Link does that half-laugh while he saying it. Something about the way he does that makes it sound very convincing

[@mangothedango]

Lewis is Meriwether, so you have the lines backwards

[@bingdotcom]

"and we claim this battle for the wyld stallyns!" absolutely cannot express how much power they had with that.

[@bryanupham9387]

The Adams Family (John, Abigail, Sam, John Quincy) vs the Addams Family (Gomez, Morticia etc.)

[@burntbyhellfire8524]

id rather see adams family vs munsters

[@EternalMelody26]

@@burntbyhellfire8524 The Adams Family vs Addams Family vs Munsters

[@ilylovestokyo]

Omg that would be amazing!!

[@orwoodwellson685]

Thats a good one

[@matthewzablocki5310]

Gtfoh. The Adams family vs The Munsters.

[@samwilliams6820]

You know, if you're not american, then you have absolutely no idea what you just watched.

[@theonlydkdreng]

Sam Williams aint that the truth!

[@RobinK]

Sam Williams True. Can someone explain to me who Bill, Ted, Lewis and Clark are?

[@misevibre]

Sam Williams There are some exceptions. I am not American and I know...

[@misevibre]

Sam Williams There are some exceptions. I am not American and I know...

[@fjalartandri00]

Sam Williams i know who they are i'm from iceland

[@LaraLeeCupcake]

The fact that Rhett and Link rap AND harmonize is not appreciated enough

[@WarEagle1023]

What I love is that normally in their battles ERB has at least a few curse words. But in their ones with Rhett and Link, they realized that a lot of kids from GMM are going to come over and watch this so they kept it rated G. That's just the kind of appreciation these guys have to their fans and why I love both channels so much

[@Kito-Anime-Arena]

Agreed! I was thinking this too, and was trying to search the comments to see if anyone agreed with me about that haha. thanks for putting it into words!

[@RikFTK]

Rhett and Link said "dickweeds" in this. That was a huge thing when this battle came out, because it was the first time R&L came close to swearing. Their channel now has more dick jokes than you can shake a stick at, not even talking about all the filth Josh says on the Mythical Kitchen channel. 😂

[@Kito-Anime-Arena]

@@RikFTK They swear in one of their lie detector videos. There's various places where they have no problem swearing, it's not hard to find!

[@greywolf7577]

They talk about suicide in this video, which is worse than a few curse words.

[@bran_ginger]

jacqeu casteu vs steve Irwin have no curse words as well

[@invisibleburger1280]

God, hearing Rhett and Link say "These two dickweeds are severely endangered" is heaven.

[@ytho5863]

I know right!

[@cassiecallis2415]

Yasss

[@moonlightgaster8610]

Yeesss!!!

[@moonlightgaster8610]

Detlef D. Sooß Yesssss!!! XD

[@wormsalad9964]

It makes me feel weird to hear them say that bc they keep gmm quite pg? Idk man.

[@thecomicnation1085]

Lewis and Clark won

[@thecomicnation1085]

"I'll take Neo. I'll take the one no one remembers at all!"

[@TheLennyLegoShow]

+the Comic Nation 108 = DEAD

[@nils191]

They didn't win. They obliterated them.

[@jacobkerwood7055]

This comment was most heinous

[@spartans-4196]

Lewis and clarke won.

[@thinkingboutlifeatalltimes4770]

Clark: "You hear that Merriweather?" Lewis: "I think they mean to brawl!" Clark: "I'll take Neo." Lewis: "I'll take the one that no one knows at all!" Lewis and Clark won with those lines

[@seanwalter9383]

The look EpicLloyd gives is amazing

[@FortNite-fb5wm]

@@dontreadmyprofilepicture4486 it's actually unknown what happened to Lewis. Possible Homicide or Suicide.

[@scottchaison1001]

No.

[@frgwyn3760]

SOCIETAS CONLOCO but suicide could be it so it’s there

[@stepanserdyuk4589]

but he can't take Neo.

[@cowboys25489]

I love how without even a single line in the battle Sacagawea still seems to carry Lewis and Clark

[@tiggerjr8809]

its so weird seeing rhett and link curse, lol

[@kelvindriver6769]

I know right?

[@prettylittleork3996]

they didn't curse they only said dickweed which is a plant

[@SatanasExMachina]

+joseph pak That's Dillweed...

[@prettylittleork3996]

Tyler Bowcock nope there's a plant called dickweed

[@Johnny-rx4hs]

+joseph pak The only place you'll find that is the urban dictionary. It isn't actually a plant.

[@DarkDemonDude666]

Simon Cowell Vs. Gordon Ramsay.

[@DarkDemonDude666]

The Dark Demon Dude Or Freddy Fazbear Vs. Chucky Cheese.

[@godwiz]

The Dark Demon Dude Fuck that comment. Gordon vs simon cowell would be funny, but this. Fuck fnaf man!

[@nathanguilderson2368]

The Dark Demon Dude YES

[@ghyprh]

The Dark Demon Dude This has probably been the most requested battle ever.

[@tomhiltbrunn3033]

Yes please!

[@reesehabel6295]

You guys are sleeping on “you rode a river one direction, we traveled 4 dimensions, rescue bodacious babes, and get back for detention”

[@B_Chasnika]

It's slept on enough

[@B_Chasnika]

1:12 is better

[@reesehabel6295]

N N yeah ig if ur talking lyrics size but the flow of the part i mentioned is 💕

[@JoshuaWillis89]

A surprisingly wholesome ending, but I never expected Bill and Ted to end on a diss. Lewis and Clarke had the better disses, but Bill and Ted won by taking the high road.

[@davegreenlaw5654]

Who won? Sacagawea. Come on, that bear had *NO* chance there. ^_^

[@Shebeast3]

Dave Greenlaw XD

[@Rg-fp2vg]

Yes! Looking for this comment

[@inkheart151]

Dave Greenlaw Sacajawea totally won. And she did it even HAVE to rap. Talk about a silent burn.

[@moisepicard3417]

Dave Greenlaw C'MON. LEWIS AND CLARK HAD NO CHANCE OF BEATING BILL AND TED. EVEN, IF SACAGEWEA WAS THERE. SO, WHO WON? OBVIOUSLY, BILL AND TED WON.

[@NotBavarian]

I think Rufus won

[@ewoudvanaalst4089]

its impossible to beat rhett and link in a rapbattle

[@greenekj6]

Then how did Bill and Ted just do it?

[@11kreider]

Evan Johnson

[@trentofmedia152]

+Evan Johnson their lines sucked

[@dannylynch1743]

Shoha Kyu the reason why they weren't great is because they are very kid friendly and didn't want to curse a lot that is why link only really says dickweed

[@hunchojack1858]

ewoud van aalst so true there great

[@afn7145]

Captain America vs. Captain Underpants

[@diegoambriz2300]

Good one

[@lolol9178]

+Icebomb5 lol😜

[@jjalert4100]

Icebomb5 What about (and it probably won't happen since one of these have already been done) Howard Wolowitz VS Adolf Hitler xD

[@kanalithviper4744]

Holy fucking shit... That's fucking brilliant!

[@minimini0123]

Icebomb5 that would be really fun!!!

[@aeonise]

Gotta hand it to you for 1:09 bit. A second guitar jumps in a moment after the first, exactly the same as how Bill starts air-guitaring a moment after Ted.

[@solamon77]

Lewis and Clark killed it! "Did you hear that Meriwether? I think they mean to brawl!" "I'll take Neo!" "I'll take the one that no one knows at all!"

[@maggief1708]

Lewis and Clark is Rhett and Link!

[@burntbyhellfire8524]

@Cindy Klenk bill and ted didnt do any of those things, they never existed outside of a film.. lewis and clark risked their own lives for real doing what they did, so they automatically win

[@kipayami6273]

burntby hellfire Bill and ted did do those things my dude. There were two whole movie dedicated to them 🎸

[@caligulamaximus6186]

1000th like.

[@Wolfwithn]

It's funny how I knew from the moment it started, that Lewis and Clark was Rhett and link

[@pugpolice4323]

Angel Morris I knew it from the thumbnail lmao.

[@Wolfwithn]

I don't really pay attention to the thumbnails. I just saw the title

[@hi7535]

Angel Morris Yeah my eyes work too.

[@noreenmcclure]

Angel Morris I also saw that Lewis and Clark was Rhett and link,that's why I'm watching this

[@_Matt8]

So did every one else

[@potatosniffles2027]

Best Rap : Lewis and Clark Best Diss : Neo and No one knows at all Winner : Sacagawea ( teen mom )

[@redditcentral6487]

*wrong answer please try again* *correct answer is* Best rap:Lewis and Clark Best diss: They should totally sioux and give doctor who his phone booth back Winner:Draw Sacagawea is a teen mom, that’s her choice it’s not a feat

[@potatosniffles2027]

@@redditcentral6487 Terribly sorry for my errors. But you should've known that was a joke or a laughing matter. Right?

[@redditcentral6487]

@Potato Sniffles I was also joking ,terribly sorry for your misconceptions

[@dhruvgirgenti8268]

Potato Sniffles stfu. So unoriginal

[@Iarehavestupid1]

*Wrong* Winner: Pompey

[@jellymonster13]

Winner: Sacagawea because she actually did everything Loser: Sacagawea because she HAD to do everything

[@brettnanney1932]

Every time Rhett and Link come to battle they destroy the competition!

[@CornHoler91]

Idk Mario and Luigi beat the Wright brothers

[@brettnanney1932]

I think you need to rewatch that battle

[@CornHoler91]

Sent get me wrong Rhett n link were crafty with they're lines

[@recklessinsomniac9931]

Brett Nanney Almost. They lost like fuck when they played the part of the Wright Brothers.

[@brendonv7917]

RecklessInsomniac Hah.

[@LoneWolfFullAlbums]

Kanye West vs a gay fish

[@PumpkinMelon]

Lone Wolf Full Albums Gay fish wins

[@LordOfDarkness8296]

Lone Wolf Full Albums Why would Kanye West have a rap battle against himself?

[@lupius]

***** Because nobody else wants to waste their time competing with a guy who can't even beat himself in a rap battle, lol.

[@lioonix]

Lone Wolf Full Albums kanye west vs magicarp

[@LordOfDarkness8296]

lioonix Magikarp would win because it would evolve and spit straight fire.

[@guywiththeface001]

Cheech and Chong vs Jay & Silent Bob

[@Typhlosion4President]

Dustin Harrison I've finally found a good suggestion!

[@ghostofpolaris]

Oh my god this is a great suggestion! XD

[@lilimae3197]

Thank you, you beautiful mind.

[@edmandeville8806]

That would be awesome

[@hahahadracula]

We need this

[@lyamgenovesi6235]

Is it just me or is it that every time Rhett and Link are in an Battle their flow is great. The artists, the Wright Brothers and this one are just amazing and are so smooth to me.

[@davidjockin6654]

I agree, I like every Rap Battle with Rhett and Link!

[@TbXPhoenix11mc]

George R.R. Martin vs J.R.R Tolkien

[@מתןשחורי]

YES yes please!!!

[@squidhunter2839]

TbXPhoenix11mc YES

[@User-qi5ef]

Yess omg Yess I would cry because of its awesomeness

[@IckyNicky67]

YAS!!!! And then you should somehow add in JK Rowling in the mix lol

[@charliemcadams7251]

TbXPhoenix11mc maybe i think one has to be alive an one has to be dead hey i love the idea though

[@mrsaintsgodzilla21]

Han Solo and Chewbacca vs Captain Kirk and Spock

[@darththeo]

mrsaintsgodzilla21 Han and Chewie vs Picard and Riker would be more interesting

[@tajbratton2961]

Needs to happen

[@bigtrev5154]

mrsaintsgodzilla21 As great as that sounds.. What exactly is Chewbacca going to do?

[@lucasfarias165]

mrsaintsgodzilla21 they already did kirk back in season 1

[@mustysaquib]

Big Trev they should get C3P0 to translate it for him. :D

[@Bluperr]

I'm 17 and from Britain, which means I did not study Lewis and Clark in school or was even born when the Bill and Ted films were released. However, instead of complaining about it in the comment section, I rented the two Bill and Ted films when I heard they were going to be in the rap battle and went on this site called 'Wikipedia' which many of you don't seem to know exists. And guess what? I understood basically every reference in this rap, so instead of complaining, do some research idiots, this battle was awesome and definitely worth the wait.

[@srelease_indo]

Bluperr Amen brother.

[@elbuoh619]

Thank you !!! Some people are just so stupid I swear

[@aced1592]

Bluperr have you watched the films? and if so what did you think of them?

[@H3LL0L053R]

Who do you think won?

[@rabelesus]

Bluperr I'm french and for the first time of my life i'm agree with a british...Damn'it !

[@SporadicV2]

The “I’ll take the one that no one knows at all!” line is clean, but I absolutely adore the delivery on “From some Paul Bunyan dudes in potato sack shoes!”, especially after the triumphant swell of confidence Bill & Ted had.

[@bigman542]

That’s why they won

[@jessicakill1892]

Oh yeah the "potato sack shoes" captured the character better than even the original actor did it was so good lmfaoo

[@ndhickson3599]

That part is amazing 😂

[@dennydarkko]

Man they totally burned us I feel like such a doofus What do we do now I dont know *Be excellent* RUFUS!

[@UberBenUK]

Rhett and Link rap like they're fused. "I am neither Rhett nor Link. I am Rhink! And I have come for you!"

[@KianaK0423]

Gogeta!!!

[@azelfdaboi5265]

Papa Iguana Rhink..Yes

[@livelaughlove0209]

Their....ship name?

[@ilyonnes]

bromance goals

[@GumSkyloard]

I'M NOT LINK ANYMORE! We are Rhink now.

[@stevenmiller8329]

"We're two traveling wordsmiths, spitting hotter than a furnace. And we'll own you on the mic like the Louisiana purchase.” That felt so satisfying to hear.

[@scottchaison1001]

No.

[@diamondkonk1196]

CarloZ Tv yes

[@scottchaison1001]

@@diamondkonk1196 No.

[@greenishbean7904]

CarloZ Tv yes

[@scottchaison1001]

@@greenishbean7904 No.

[@NoteFromFamilyGuy]

I like how the ways Bill and Ted moved and danced were as unorganized as if they just made it up as they went along. Sounds like something Bill and Ted would have done

[@AndySteinMusic]

Alright, that was awesome. Glad to see ERB is back and just as good as it's always been

[@GunslingerGeneral]

Right?

[@erinstamm526]

I think they like Rhett and Link, they use them all the time lol

[@2002UTV]

MandoPony I love your FNAF music videos.

[@MauChong99]

MandoPony Oh hi MandoPony, didn't expect to see you here :P

[@pheo4156]

Awsome, huh? Didn't know you're a fan

[@connorbrennan4233]

"You're worthless; your future selves should'a told you that. Now go back in time and give Doctor Who his phone booth back!"

[@amarismarner345]

That line made me mad i was like "dude did you just insult my fandom"

[@EmmaSpAce111]

damn, doctor who does deserve it more, that was some good shit

[@ceciliaventura811]

Omg i read this while there were saying this

[@yurifromddlc]

Connor Brennan The Dalek Mod for Minecraft gives us Bill and Ted's phonebooth.

[@Shifter22]

Best line!

[@debrouillard2]

It's one of the rare occasions where the winners aren't the ones who had the final word.

[@KillbotSw]

naw

[@JaanZase]

Actually Bill and Ted won this battle.

[@TristanRipleyOnline]

Agreed

[@dionysos8326]

same case wit TMNT vs. artists

[@dionysos8326]

also with rhett and link in artists, im seeing a pattern here

[@Official_Rz]

"They should've let the baby lead and put you in the papoose." - Such a clean line, and sounds amazing. I can't stop listening to that single line. There's something about it.

[@darkhorse13golfgaming]

"Hear that Merriweather?" "I think they mean to brawl!" "I'll take Neo." "I'll take the one that no one knows at all." One of the most savage bars I've ever heard on ERB 😂

[@rejvaik00]

"I will drop you like Greece's GDP!"

[@Devonimp]

Best part about it is how Ted is all 'Aw yeah! That was awesome!' and Bill's face screams 'C'mon dude... really? Low.'

[@fawazimad1801]

Best Rap : Lewis and Clark Best Diss : Neo and No one knows at all Winner : Sacagawea ( teen mom )

[@joshparker3757]

Plus the look on his face...

[@Popcoolman123]

“All of clint eastwoods lines”

[@iambicpentakill971]

Seriously, Ted's pride in the line, "You should totally Sioux" is amazing.

[@mahada7649]

Like he felt so proud of himself for it.

[@fionabrennan9148]

Right? I laughed out loud it was so amazing

[@thatlycantomboy]

“Send over Garth and Wayne because you turkeys aren’t worthy” is an underrated line and I won’t hear otherwise

[@aloladios5541]

“ I’ve seen your future Mr Lewis. I don’t wanna be mean but, spoil alert! You totally killed yourself, dude.” Underrated Line 😭😂

[@protoman9198]

Charles Darwin VS Professor Oak. An evolutionary rap battle.

[@Kris-dy1ek]

Proto Man haha yeah lol

[@execrante]

Proto Man professor oak vs ken ham

[@EasilyBoredGamer]

.

[@dougdimmadomeownerofthedim8646]

YES PLEASE OMG THIS IS THE BEST IDEA EVER

[@TheSyncshadow]

Proto Man I'd pay to see that!!!

[@OGdadpool]

"I'll take the one no one knows at all"... that defeated face... damn

[@liamthompson605]

Bruce Jenner vs Caitlyn Jenner

[@PeeKmeNow]

Lol

[@ibeyoutubin2]

I hope they do it lol

[@recshootr]

Liam Thompson Awesome! They have got to do it!!!

[@tsmores]

Liam Thompson lol

[@jackson2415]

Bruce wins, He won the olympics, Caitlyn hasn't done shit.

[@JabroneyDirt]

"you wanna battle, I think they wanna brawl I'll take Neo, I''ll take the one that no one knows at all." Oh man, I love this channel. This was the first channel I actually had to watch consistently on youtube, and I will until the day it is really over.

[@thesheepthatwentmooo]

Dracula against Ozzy Osbourne? Finally find out who the REAL prince of darkness is haha :P

[@thesheepthatwentmooo]

I just think it would be cool :P

[@foolishfire4784]

thesheepthatwentmooo i like it so much

[@alonzogalaviz5104]

thesheepthatwentmooo Which Dracula though ? The historical person known as Vlad Dracula the III of Wallachia or the one created by Bram Stoker ?

[@thesheepthatwentmooo]

Alonzo Galaviz Bram Stoker mate

[@alonzogalaviz5104]

thesheepthatwentmooo Oh alright I have never read the book by Bram Stoker but if you have do you know where Bram Stoker decided to compare the Prince of Wallachia with a Vampire ?

[@SuperWolfman9]

Love Sacajawea casually being a bad-ass in the background

[@trashvampire2236]

SuperWolfman9 same

[@emillarsson1299]

That's actually Pocahontas

[@trashvampire2236]

Emil Larsson Pocahontas? No, she lived long before Sacajawea. Sacajawea went on the journey with Lewis and Clark.

[@emillarsson1299]

Kenneth Evans pockahontäs is the Only indian

[@emillarsson1299]

Kenneth Evans they're actually called "indians"

[@magsh8738]

Sacagawea won when she stabbed that bear in the background 😂😂😂😂

[@yourdickisnowanoodle]

true dat

[@an3582]

best part of the battle.

[@schaferhundschmidt1798]

I'm with you on that, she wins!

[@cionyde4rats]

+Schäferhund Schmidt hell yeah

[@missmeme3946]

😂👍

[@antispeedrun]

I firmly believe that any time someone ends the whole battle on a catchphrase, it's an automatic victory.

[@TravisTheRed]

The three stooges vs The three musketeers

[@MeowMeow-uj5tu]

There's actually 4 musketeers

[@syahguy646]

Yes. Do it.

[@TravisTheRed]

Running Talon and there's actually a fourth stooge

[@Loyal2Luna]

Running Talon There are also 4 stooges, Larry, Curley, Moe, and Shep (who took over after Curley died) So this is PERFECT!

[@sirreal420]

Running Talon there's actually 4 stooges, larry curly moe and shemp who everyone forgets en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Three_Stooges

[@crummymonk4917]

Anyone else here after the release of the Bill and Ted Face the Music trailer?

[@tcmickle78]

Yes thank you

[@respawningentertainment7170]

Perhaps

[@horraholic]

Maybe

[@MrParkerman6]

Station

[@jaythepizza7600]

Literally came here right after

[@BENnPAPER]

For the season finale: Ronald McDonald vs. Burger King vs. Wendy vs. Colonel Sanders vs. JAMIE OLIVER

[@notPlSSFINGERS]

Ben Lutz great idea!!!

[@BENnPAPER]

Phil Becker thx =D

[@codestergames1429]

Ben Lutz Hahaha Amazing

[@arnoldmatthewmagadia4506]

Everyone like this so they can see this, this would be an awesome battle

[@crimsonfuckryoutube8250]

WHO THE FUCK IS JAMIE OLIVER

[@flickcentergaming680]

I think the most impressive thing about Lewis and Clark's journey is that only one member of the Corps died. He wasn't killed by a bear, or falling off a cliff, nor dysentery. He died of appendicitis.

[@HurricaneDDragon]

Voldemort vs. Emperor Palpatine Voldemort: "Hello. Have you seen a little loser named Harry?/ Whoa! We both rock a cloak, but you my friend are scary!/ You were killed by your apprentice, man that is just shitty/ I never thought I'd meet someone that made ME look pretty!" The Emperor: "Careful Snake Boy, you may have magic in your blood/ But in the 80's you got killed by the Power of Love/ In a battle or a duel you're not even worth fighting/ So start Slytherin away before I fry you with my lightning! Voldemort: "Yeah I died that one time, but I took some precautions/ I rose to power by killing and you did it by talkin'/ Yeah, your lightning's alright, but I got something that's worse/ Check out the green lightning of the Killing Curse!" The Emperor: "You better run and hide back under Professor Quirrell's turban/ I'm about to burn the pervy smirk off of a permanent virgin/ I'll Force-choke you and your crew until you Death-Eaters die/ Then whenever people speak of you they'll know to fear the DARK SIDE!"

[@ERB]

BRIAN SNIPES well written.

[@HurricaneDDragon]

Thank you! and thanks for the inspiration.

[@superannoyinghulk]

BRIAN SNIPES they must dew it :3...dew it love it :D

[@lambolambo3]

BRIAN SNIPES ERB DO THIS PLS

[@titantronmr]

BRIAN SNIPES That was fucking amazing man holy shit... ***** NEEDS TO BUY THIS FROM YOU!!!!!!

[@brianfederkins]

"These two dickweeds right here are severely endangered." I LOST IT.

[@drebalite1030]

Weedus Dickus

[@RipTard]

I can't wait to Louisiana Purchase this song on iTunes!

[@blazingspirittrunks9144]

I love that comment

[@dZiaDueR]

RipTard There's such think called Spotify :)

[@Kartervcf]

RipTard Give this man a cookie

[@ProjectGibix]

RipTard There are other channels that do anime rap battles.

[@carnivoreclan2556]

Who is bill and ted?

[@user-rz7hg9my6h]

One of the most underrated battles on the channel. Everyone was perfect here.

[@CerberusComplex]

Percy Jackson vs. Harry Potter

[@inshas2161]

iluvpenguins505 YASSSS!

[@TheGamerChris]

iluvpenguins505 Your a rapper, Harry!

[@ShiranaiSonzaisha]

iluvpenguins505 Yes and Have Daniel Radcliffe actually rap it since apparently he can rap.

[@sanicdamlghedgehog7989]

Good idea

[@dilhowlter6377]

I NEED THAT RAP BATTLE

[@chimpchick91]

“We put the dis in dysentery cause we spit sick” 😂 I love it when ERB brings on Rhett & Link!!!

[@Valhalla05]

🦅

[@cornguy1514]

They just admitted that they spread dangerous diseases to Natives, so its more of a self burn

[@GarlicPudding]

Tony Montana vs. Pablo Escobar Adam Smith vs. Karl Marx (Communism vs. Capitalism!) Gordon Ramsey vs. Rachel Ray Patton vs. Rommel

[@jeniferjoseph9200]

GarlicPudding The second and the last one both sound most excellent.

[@Freek314]

GarlicPudding I'd rather see Lysander Spooner and Murray Rothbard vs Chris Kyle and government as a whole

[@Multi1a1a1a1a1a1a1a1]

GarlicPudding sir francis drake vs jack sparrow

[@Yksinainensusi1]

GarlicPudding I think Gordon Ramsey vs. Jaimie Oliver would be more fun. It would be like Mr T vs Mr Rogers... With cooks!

[@eternal4881]

Montgomery vs Rommel

[@milesmojave8223]

"we offer you peace with these resplendent medallions" God damn, I only got the reference now years after the fact. I even have a facsimile medallion that Lewis and Clark would have used on their trip. Well played!

[@cultish.crafts]

Comes for a rap battle, stayed for Rhett and Link

[@cultish.crafts]

Link*

[@beakatriu1557]

Galxy_Wolf you...you spelled it right the first time....

[@jailendupree7414]

Link*

[@kevindary5991]

It’s actually link *

[@meganlange6254]

Rhett and Link straight up rap in harmony.

[@matthewmf3514]

Holy shit, did Link actually say 'dickweeds'??

[@TheSmexySalad101]

yeah... ? and?

[@matthewmf3514]

TheSmexySalad101 Have you seen his good mythical morning show? I've never seen him swear like that. The rudest word I've ever heard him say is probably 'crap.' Being a GMM fan it's kinda shocking to me... You know?

[@alexgreenie9786]

+David Sun when?

[@alexgreenie9786]

Yeah ok

[@awobbie.3140]

It's definitely rare to see R&L Cuss

[@Ruby_Dude55]

Definitely the most underrated battle to date

[@mylojonas320]

This was great. I think Lewis and Clark won. But I think you should do Alice in Wonderland vs. Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz

[@patrickfilion7950]

Good one.

[@eveflaschka444]

Tyger Darkeye Yeah! :D

[@jaiathao2260]

Yeah that's a good one they should totally do Alice vs Dorothy

[@catseye10000]

Tyger Darkeye sorry but I think bill and ted won

[@JeAxra]

Best idea I've seen!

[@syn1005]

Lewis and Clark: "now go back in time and give doctor who is phone booth back" xD

[@zoukon1019]

"I'll take Neo." "I'll take the one that no one knows at all."

[@andrewarnold9642]

Lewis and Clark basically had it in the bag until "You totally kill yourself dude".

[@Brucebong1]

Realizing its Rhett and Link 3 years after the video is released 😭

[@elliskearsey2708]

Literally me right now 😅

[@ERB]

It happens. :) Hopefully they will return for another battle at some point. Awesome guys to work with.

[@DPStation]

@@ERB :O leaked

[@sasquatch.8]

ERB yes please

[@nikkiclark8123]

"Go back in time and give Doctor Who back his phone booth." On the real, I showed my sons Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure the other day and the first thing my 7 year old said was, "Mom, this is like Doctor Who."

[@dennydarkko]

No. Doctor who is like bill and ted. 😂

[@violetdusk1968]

@@dennydarkko dr who been around since 1964

[@goldh2o543]

@@violetdusk1968 bill and ted went back to 420 B.C. sooo...

[@undrhil]

@@goldh2o543 Dr Who went back to before time began, so.....

[@celticfox]

Ahem, I believe you'll find the answer to that little bout in chapter 4 of the book "Things Only Weenies Care About" I'm jk

[@matthewmccafferty8745]

"Rhett and Link said a curse word! He said 'dick'" *ignores that a dickweed is actually a plant* *Ignores the fact that in the Artists vs TMNT battle Link says 'you wouldn't know genius if it pissed in your sewer'*

[@MotherOfDumpsterCats]

+Matthew McCafferty Hahahaha, yeah that is what I thought!

[@rockinrodney5000]

+Matthew McCafferty Piss isn't very much a swear though...

[@matthewmccafferty8745]

rockinrodney5000 it is technically though.

[@rockinrodney5000]

Matthew McCafferty I would disagree.

[@floridaball4896]

+Matthew McCafferty u have earned a subscriber

[@tbonerocks7720]

Rhett and Link are just so good in the parts of Lewis and Clark. They act proud and obnoxious, while slightly goofy and pull off a hilarious take-off of Lewis and Clark. They just fit in any role they've been given in this series. Clap for them!