Eric Cartman - Poker Face (Rock Band Version, HQ digitally recorded)

Recorded digitally using Rock Band for Xbox 360.
I hope you enjoy it.
To Matt and Trey: Would be cool if we could buy it on iTunes/Amazon/wherever :)

[@Midnight_memories2]

"What music are you into?" "It's complicated."

[@dumbo5811]

LMFAO

[@stopmotionfilms4554]

Venom

[@stopmotionfilms4554]

Poker face

[@Bunny-zf7qn]

HAHA

[@stopmotionfilms4554]

@@Bunny-zf7qn hey 😡

[@ericcartman1168]

I'm not just positive, im H.I.V. positive this deserves a nobel prize

[@KokichiOummaa]

I'm HIV positive this deserves one too!

[@GenderlessFurry_They-Them]

This may be self promotion, but you actually have a valid statement. If I were in charge of giving noble prizes, you would get not just a noble prize, but also add your face to mount Rushmore

[@absolutegamyr8002]

eric cartman replied to eric cartman wtf

[@Alienboi2005vidsandstuff]

@@absolutegamyr8002 very sus...there's an imposter among us...

[@absolutegamyr8002]

@@Alienboi2005vidsandstuff sussus amogus

[@Hulkzilla0]

I love how Cartman gets more intense and passionate by the end of the song.

[@Cerinaya]

He is really into it in the episode as well.

[@eric_cartman6851]

What? I just REALLY like the song

[@peachyypaige256]

@@eric_cartman6851 Hi Eric, omg love ya dude, nice song choice 😌 lmao

[@lianecartman4600]

God i love my sweaty puff

[@CherryBlossomzz]

@@eric_cartman6851 Omg cartman! Hi!

[@tamaz88]

I never realised how old this video is. This is truly a relic of the past.

[@michigandebengue5241]

It truly is

[@Kito_southpark]

It’s true

[@bxjibaro73]

It's a CLASSIC

[@James_Randal]

​@@bxjibaro73THIS IS A CERTIFIED HOOD CLASSIC, damn son where'd you find this, BEATS SO HARD THEY'LL TURN OFF YOUR GRANDMOTHERS PACE MAKER ONLY HERE ON CLASSIC ROCK RADIO (car crash sound effects)

[@bluelemonade415]

I have to remind people this isn’t AI lol

[@reginaphalange305]

Remember: they could’ve only done a quick 5 second cover for the episode, but Trey Parker WANTED to record a full version. Not the hero we deserved, but the one we needed

[@austindowd381]

Not all heroes wear capes

[@your_bro_angel]

I wanna hold 'em like they do in Texas, please Fold 'em, let 'em hit me, raise it, baby, stay with me (I love it) Love game intuition, play the cards with spades to start And after he's been hooked, I'll play the one that's on his heart Oh, whoa, oh, oh Oh, oh-oh I'll get him hot, show him what I got Oh, whoa, oh, oh Oh, oh-oh I'll get him hot, show him what I got Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) P-p-p-poker face, f-f-fuck her face (mum-mum-mum-mah) P-p-p-poker face, f-f-fuck her face (mum-mum-mum-mah) I wanna roll with him, a hard pair we will be A little gamblin' is fun when you're with me (I love it) Russian roulette is not the same without a gun And baby, when it's love, if it's not rough, it isn't fun (fun) Oh, whoa, oh, oh Oh, oh-oh I'll get him hot, show him what I got Oh, whoa, oh, oh Oh, oh-oh I'll get him hot, show him what I got Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) P-p-p-poker face, f-f-fuck her face (mum-mum-mum-mah) P-p-p-poker face, f-f-fuck her face (mum-mum-mum-mah) (Mum-mum-mum-mah) (Mum-mum-mum-mah) I won't tell you that I love you, kiss or hug you 'Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin I'm not lyin', I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunnin' Just like a chick in the casino Take your bank before I pay you out I promise this, promise this Check this hand 'cause I'm marvelous Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face P-p-p-poker face, f-f-fuck her face (she's got me like nobody) P-p-p-poker face, f-f-fuck her face (mum-mum-mum-mah) P-p-p-poker face, f-f-fuck her face (mum-mum-mum-mah) P-p-p-poker face, f-f-fuck her face (mum-mum-mum-mah) P-p-p-poker face, f-f-fuck her face (mum-mum-mum-mah)

[@OCC_Plumbing_and_Restorations]

Someone else made it digitally

[@reginaphalange305]

@@OCC_Plumbing_and_Restorations nah I went to the wiki to check and Trey recorded as a promotion for Rock Band

[@revine9243]

Matt and Trey are the same people who did LSD before going to the Golden Globes. I think they're just fucking insane.

[@brionneplush1260]

it's been 11 years, when is this getting released on spotify.

[@lololily75]

But it's already on spotify (as an episode/podcast)

[@lololily75]

@@CreamyKami rlly how?

[@CreamyKami]

@@lololily75 go to settings, local files and enable show local files. Then make a folder for your mp3s and then go down to show songs from, then click add source and click the folder.

[@lemonsugar329]

people already released it, they are not the creator's though

[@pissflavoredskittles9622]

It's only a podcast episode

[@chin0765]

Props to Kenny and Kyle doing the instruments

[@kennymccormick2574]

Thanks

[@autumnsimeonedawn9240]

@@kennymccormick2574 you still alive 🧍🏻

[@edwardchocolate8898]

Then where is Stan?

[@koumiye]

@@edwardchocolate8898 saving the whales and dolphins

[@oceanlillywolf]

more like stan and kyle cause they actually do the instruments on guitar hero

[@Aron_vagyok]

for anyone hearing this for the first time: This is NOT an AI cover

[@member-berry-bonbons1124]

YES! And the fact that it was actually sung by Trey Parker (meaning he had to pitch up his voice) makes it even better.

[@bluelemonade415]

I came looking for this because of the clip thinking it was AI, the reality is so much better. Not only was it not AI, but it was the actual voice actor, and well over a decade ago 🤣

[@lucask4377]

Yeah man AI covers didn't exist 13 years ago

[@Aron_vagyok]

@@lucask4377 Yes, what's your point

[@edipedipbulmaz]

@@Aron_vagyok people aren't fucking idiots

[@tancewaslost5196]

If Trey and Matt releases singles of these kids singing *I will instantly listen to it*

[@dibkle]

I'd listen to an entire album of that shit!

[@corpig4021]

@@dibkle fax

[@corpig4021]

Fax

[@Lokichaotic]

There is a music cd of them singing. Ots very old though

[@gachavannessa1721]

Imagine cartman singing toxic by britney spears lmfao- 💀

[@cozmo_Comet]

Why does this actually slap 😭

[@Lily-gz3ip]

😭 🙏

[@fidelarodriguez1942]

Bro ikr

[@mamlvr]

it go hard

[@-mina-4333]

right

[@g0bas535]

this is better than the original. Which is actually pretty sad tbh.

[@rosielloll]

lets not forget how kyle perfectly did guitar while cartman kept walking in front of the tv

[@elliecox3960]

and kenny did the drums

[@Therandomness1235]

Kyle was one of two people to break one billion points in guitar hero

[@Kayla-hu3eq]

I got like 1,000,000 point on guitar hero I’m not dog shit.

[@dibkle]

@@Kayla-hu3eq was gonna say that, great playing Kyle!

[@Kayla-hu3eq]

@@dibkle thanks dude!

[@HappyGrinningCat]

Cartman's singing voice is just .. beautiful.

[@magnustoth8506]

Somehow this is just BETTER than the original. It just simply is better.

[@CosmicOkapi]

Correct opinion

[@HappyGrinningCat]

@@CosmicOkapi 🔥🔥

[@RiyaArtZ]

100th like 🎉

[@akairea43]

10 years later and this song still slaps

[@via2806]

lumine pfp 😳😳

[@akairea43]

@@via2806 YES

[@yeeb2754]

Yee bro

[@jairusjackson7799]

Dude, music doesn't age. Viewers do.

[@ShameTooShame]

@@jairusjackson7799 nothing changed... you just got older

[@sea-morningstar]

I love how he overemphasizes the "p" in poker face

[@dr.edwardrichtofen908]

It sounds more like pop poker face lol

[@DustyHoney]

Nice pfp

[@sea-morningstar]

@@DustyHoney thanks!! I like yours too!!

[@DustyHoney]

@@sea-morningstar 💕💕

[@sea-morningstar]

@@DustyHoney i subbed :)

[@max-ol7ov]

I can’t believe I missed the creation of this masterpiece.

[@cabooseisthevehicledestroy]

You were too busy trying to stop the Japanese from killing Whales and Dolphins

[@admix6553]

#unepicgamermoment right there

[@aaliyahwarriorandthereptil6554]

Caboose is the Vehicle Destroyer not going to lie I would help Stan with that 💕

[@user-kq4fw7yb3l]

Yeah,me too :/

[@twoface3022]

Not everyone can be there.

[@JCRen]

One of my favorite parts about this song it's just how funny it is as a concept that this is apparently cartman's go to song for rock band. Especially when you get closer to the end of the song you can tell how much passion he is putting into those vocals. I can almost guarantee that in cartman's head he's dancing around dressed like Lady Gaga just like how he likes to dance around dressed like Britney Spears with his Justin Timberlake cut out

[@D33D33_Online]

Agreed

[@deborah_chrysoprase]

As a transwoman who always very strongly identified with Eric Cartman growing up... I feel this XD

[@skaldlouiscyphre2453]

This reminds me of Konata singing the DBZ theme.

[@firetheman]

And the fact this version was actually on rock band makes it better

[@ding0dkikl_]

​@@deborah_chrysoprase you are not real

[@ericcartman6874]

Everyone writes that this is better than the original, but this is the original

[@jellyhog3109]

Вы на что-то

[@izedits3963]

хотя почему люди вообще так говорят? нет другой песни, поющей это..

[@Im_doing_fine_thank_you]

Вот именно))))

[@Toinkity]

Wtf, Russian Cartman?

[@ericcartman6874]

@@Toinkity I'm from Kyrgyzstan, but i speak Russian. I love South Park and especially Cartman.

[@TypicalTroglodyte]

Let’s all bless Eric’s voice actor for making the whole song

[@loveak09]

trey parker

[@reginaphalange305]

All hail the king Trey Parker

[@level_7zxa]

All Hail Das Fürher Trey Parker

[@Pastorpeter1]

you're not a real fan

[@lowlevelgeniusthewhite111]

All hail Trey Parker

[@carolinepiwonka5239]

I’m never listening to gaga’s version again

[@sestoalternativeevo8884]

carolinepiwonka I’m your 300 like

[@JazzFlop212]

@@sestoalternativeevo8884 who gives a fuck lmao

[@wasabithedragon6420]

Same, this version is way better

[@nikiforos1750]

@@JazzFlop212 true but no need to be a dick

[@dewolf123]

@@nikiforos1750 Shutup it's the internet let them be a dick cause there's nothing u can do

[@alienbeanboy]

my friend and i played a 1 hour loop of this song while working on a school project. we reached up to 32 minutes of that one hour loop, our classmate who we were hanging out with fell asleep to the song.

[@user-hn8qh]

probably had dreams about cartman singing poker face during the entire night too

[@J.A.2319]

Trey Parker really sang this entire song in cartmans voice 😂😂

[@matthew8153]

Joe Johnson Why wouldn’t he?

[@luke_is_i6392]

its on 69 likes and I dont want to ruin that

[@Yodavid1]

i'd love footage of that

[@bradleystopher8725]

no shit Trey Parker voices Cartman & Stan and Matt Stone voices Kenny & Kyle

[@J.A.2319]

Bradley Stopher yeah I know, I just thought it was funny that he sang the whole song

[@bromosome8049]

I can't imagine they pitch cartmans voice up a perfect octave, which means this was learned and sung perfectly in a different key and then pitch shifted. Incredible dedication to their art

[@ericcartman-bl1vo]

I changed Everyone's life

[@12ozcanofSprite]

@@ericcartman-bl1vo you sure did

[@MicklePickle]

it's 3 semitones

[@MJGaming57_REAL]

You can pitch shift without key shifting I think

[@andrewcox3137]

@@MJGaming57_REAL if you shift every note by a set amount of semi tones, it will change the key you’re in.

[@nerfshooter4216]

A 30+-year-old man sang this in a building somewhere in America to make others laugh... Thank you

[@batmansass3906]

a lot of things happen because a 30+-year-old man did something in a building somewhere in America to make others laugh.

[@NicoEdgy]

Trey Parker could be the most American person ever, but I’m not American so I don’t know

[@alwaystheirtocomment]

buy likes still???

[@SodaDrinker94]

Still the best cover on KZbin

[@mrcherryhasgonemadyt9413]

This isn’t AI The voice actor for Eric cartman(Trey Parker) did the whole song

[@SodaDrinker94]

@@mrcherryhasgonemadyt9413 I didn’t say it was AI it’s just the best cover on KZbin

[@cupcakenews5788]

I unironicly love this version more than the original version

[@rustyboy172]

Join the club

[@masterblaster2678]

He sings the chorus way better than Gaga lmao, unironically I hate the way she says "read-a-my" it breaks the flow. This fixed it.

[@howlitt]

Who doesn’t ?

[@ayanna46]

Bruhh same

[@communistskeletonpiss]

@@howlitt Me, but just preference ig

[@henkarars]

remembering playing this on parties when people where drunk, noone noticed it was cartman actually singing Lmao

[@rachelfourie9083]

Oh that is so funny. You should try it with people who are stoned too xD

[@armadillolover99]

I gotta do this at some point 😂

[@RoyLevan]

ur a fucking legend, im gonna try this

[@user-kq4fw7yb3l]

You gave me an idea.I'm at a party :) xd

[@oracletoast5533]

You mad lad

[@davidcerrato5094]

"Dad, why is my sisters name Rose?" "Because your Mother loves roses" "Thanks Dad" "No problem Eric Cartman - Poker Face (Rock Band Version, HQ digitally recorded)"

[@lemonsugar329]

Your child will be named Eric Cartman

[@The7Reaper]

@@lemonsugar329 No dummy, he said his kid will be named Eric Cartman - Poker Face (Rock Band Version, HQ digitally recorded)

[@itsJieskies]

@@The7Reaper that was the joke.

[@prime1337_]

good one

[@wiseass2149]

Corny

[@odorlessnewt8162]

13 years and still a masterpiece

[@ethanpbruh3567]

*Why does Eric Cartman have more talent than me?*

[@sestoalternativeevo8884]

EthanPBruh35 hahaha sad He has more than me too🥺

[@ericcristocartman4774]

Cuz I’m a god.

[@ilyakoni6887]

He make the kid eat his parents when he is pissed off cartman. I think cartman more than god

[@ericcristocartman4774]

IlyaKoni Yes, I am.

[@myquest666420]

Trey Parker is seriously one of the most creative, funny motherfuckers on the planet. Incredibly talented. They make some pretty damn good music. I’m pretty sure they went to California to start a band and ended up making South Park.

[@noctis_fella]

11 years later, this is still fire.

[@friendlyBeltran]

For realz

[@sporkzzz]

Well it'll still be fire cause it isn't going to change lmao

[@Halfdanimations]

Ye

[@TryPuttingItInRice]

@@sporkzzz people tastes do. Especially over 11 years

[@sporkzzz]

@@TryPuttingItInRice fair enough I guess lol

[@sebiguis8854]

I can't believe they took out this song from Spotify, this is a masterpiece

[@cr34m.ch33s3]

IS THAT WHY I CANT FIND IT

[@Sly.-._.]

@@cr34m.ch33s3 but someone uploaded a podcast version

[@maou4155]

@@Sly.-._. it kind of stinks though

[@personalaccount1702]

Its still on Apple Music lol

[@Baklava74]

@@cr34m.ch33s3 its still on Deezer

[@LightningShade12]

This is extreme high quality from 2010, definitely deserving that HQ in the title

[@gabingston3430]

I can't hear the original without hearing Cartman. This is the default version of Poker Face to me now.

[@Carolina-cb6hp]

Same

[@trendmazing9761]

this one is better as well imo

[@Yamn_]

I heard this one first, my brain considers this the original

[@borkbusters4746]

Same and this also goes for the cover of firework that jontron did

[@sirwungis]

Samme XD

[@norwoodreaper4932]

Imagine how epic a cartman cover of bad romance would sound

[@sam-lp8rm]

i want this.

[@Im_doing_fine_thank_you]

YES

[@FL6NK3R]

YES

[@rebeccacummings6697]

Yes.

[@snugray_p1659]

Yes

[@reyhanyunuzov193]

its been 12 years and still the best song cover to ever exist

[@SimplyCooler]

fr

[@heartof115]

People like u ruin comment sections

[@gabrielingordigia9518]

For real bro

[@patfusty2994]

@Wowbert Correct.

[@TheRealRusDaddy]

Rucka rucka ali has some really good song covers but yeah this ones gonna be hard for anyone to beat for a while still

[@imdumb6019]

I put this on my baby sister’s birthday party playlist 2 days before the party everyone was like “is that Cartman?” Amazing experience

[@Lurker1979]

I love how they did not even change the pronouns. It just makes it sound even funnier with that and Eric singing it.

[@nobodyimportant9603]

Why would that make it funnier?

[@zacoyunda2001]

@@nobodyimportant9603 Because that makes Cartman sound like a girl and that is hilarious

[@BoogerLikesClowns]

@@zacoyunda2001 no it’s because it makes him sound gay

[@zacoyunda2001]

@@BoogerLikesClowns "She's got to love nobody"

[@JohanKylander]

@@BoogerLikesClowns As if Cartman isn't gay.

[@AidanCaDrago]

Guy: what music do you listen to? Me: it's complicated

[@young8715]

Naudia the king I hate ur pfp

[@Human_Like_Creature]

Naudia, ur pfp is more complicated...

[@solowith4]

Thats what i say to my friends when they ask me that xD

[@adrianmcgregor9663]

I love your pfp

[@Human_Like_Creature]

@@adrianmcgregor9663its ugly like u

[@juandiegozarategomez2340]

People can make all the AI covers they want, but nothing compares to when you have the actual voice actors singing as the characters they play

[@yygamersvs]

Yeah your right !

[@whoachillpleaserelax9483]

Thinking the exact same thing , Ai can try all they want but no ai will beat this masterpiece

[@benjaminalvarez4229]

Facts

[@ATAS18.]

Totally

[@em_the_bee]

Nah, it can get pretty close :)

[@emmaweeks9486]

Just imagine Tray singing this in person what it will look like I'm in tears amazement and chuckles

[@tarasto6772]

Eric Cartman is visual proof that you can make a character really evil, racist, unredeemable, hateable, etc and still make him so positively memorable and hold a place in lots of peoples' hearts

[@J.A.D.A.4709]

Devo: Don’t forget sexist

[@squidwardplushver9036]

ma ma ma

[@myvids5306]

Tbh I think Eric Cartman is the literal definition of evil in a character

[@King_Of_Lolis]

Cartman is my spirit animal fr fr

[@Sigma_frog_Seb]

MaMA MAmA

[@elperrodelacalle3017]

0% Jewish 0% Drugs 0% hippies 101% Cartman

[@beems9617]

jewish ?

[@britney6970]

cartman hates jews

[@anonymous-cd4if]

Kewl

[@luvlyjolly]

1999% Cartman

[@brentlanzo4667]

0.01% MEEEM

[@jonhy24oldboy]

Fun fact Lady Gaga enjoyed this so much she actually made a cover of this exact song.

[@nell5wastaken]

but where is the cover tho?

[@bluejay-republic]

Cartman got drunk again.

[@PhaseYouTube]

@@bluejay-republic No wonder the song was beautiful Cartman singing it

[@TEDN00B]

💀

[@kellsouthpark]

She didn't give credit, but Carman was too busy singing to care.

[@matthewjarek3026]

Fun Fact: I actually never knew the lyrics to this song until Cartman sang it. Weird right?

[@Dwexy]

22222th comment you are

[@Lumieremakesmusic82]

Well poker face when it goes p p p poker face and the other part is f f f fuck her face

[@Lumieremakesmusic82]

So basically p p p poker face f f f fuck her face ikr it’s uhhh something

[@Mr.Stizblee]

One of the marks of a truly great voice actor is the ability to sing in character.

[@selever5777]

IKR

[@corn_dog_guy.]

which is trey parker.

[@Moony_7860]

wow, cartman is a great voice actor! he sounds just like lady gaga

[@member-berry-bonbons1124]

Not only that, but Trey had to pitch up his voice for this. That's even more impressive.

[@djjddjjdjdjddjjdjddjdj]

12 years and it's still a hit

[@crystalboba]

Real

[@tacalodulomelero]

Literally

[@CloverVER]

Its been 12 years? jesus christ im old.

[@el_ver_gotas]

Fr

[@BOBISOAWSOME-BOB]

@@CloverVER Fr

[@Jessica-lv1ug]

*Respect his athouritah, he's famous*

[@shannonkramer8474]

Screw u guys... I'm going home..lol

[@knackchrist6984]

With this fame he will never have to go to skeeeel

[@satyprobably4720]

YEET

[@jacquelebob4349]

Im impressed u figured out how to spell that

[@ryanmyers1707]

He naw You naww Maybe nawww

[@SamuraiVertHD]

This is without a doubt my favorite song from the show, the wait was 100% worth it

[@Yasmin-pg5cu]

I want this to play at my wedding

[@theboogafish8937]

DO IT >:D

[@Im_a_dead_channel]

@@theboogafish8937 YES DO ITT

[@martinandersen7735]

Judge; you have 1 last wish Me: listen to 10 hours of cartman sings pokerface

[@Animated_Oyster]

Oh my god you made me laugh out loud reading that! Do it though!

[@garrold1849]

I want this to play at my funeral

[@actionman9451]

I can’t believe Lady Gaga stole this from Cartman. She should respect his authority.

[@springlesmaster]

I know right!

[@actionman9451]

@@springlesmaster Lol 😂

[@Awesom3work683]

authoritah*

[@actionman9451]

@@Awesom3work683 👍

[@nofun.8376]

respect his authoritah!

[@matth1143]

I wonder if this is what Trey sounds like when he sings in the shower.

[@boyworldwideweb]

Lmao XP

[@slayer19978]

I'm the 500th like

[@123bgaming2]

@Mark S he used to do it without a voice changer but i guess doing that voice for years wore his vocal cordes

[@gambrinus330116]

@Mark S he uses his cartman voice in 'BASEketball'

[@kazooin]

@@123bgaming2 if i had a voice like that i would be singing kyles mom's a bitch everyday

[@AyratHungryStudent]

When I first saw the episode, I was shocked how good this version was. I thought I was weird, but seeing how many people like it too, I feel better. There are a lot of very well made South Park songs. My favorites are Poker Face, Gay Fish, Let's Fighting Love and Dreidel Dreider Dreidel.

[@DarkWaterHorizon]

If this isn’t playing at my funeral I’m not dying

[@SonicBoss1991]

Same here

[@Turan_U.]

Nice

[@IyeViking]

If this is not at my funeral, I’m reincarnating go spread this as the will of god

[@SonicBoss1991]

I will join you

[@owl7339]

Play this on my death anniversaries

[@Night_Rider83]

I love the way he sings PA PA PA POKER FACE it makes me laugh so hard, the emphasis on the P is hilarious

[@ashketchum6222]

Sounds like he's spitting

[@gabrielbini7276]

MA MA MA MA

[@brewredacted]

Hearing "I'll get him hot, show him what I got" in Cartman's voice is probably the funniest thing I've ever heard.

[@iamsad9107]

PalaDyl Yeah, like who's he gonna get hot? His dad? Kyle? Kenny? Like, who?

[@henrymoonrabbit]

Muh muh muh mahh

[@LivDigsRacing]

LOLLLLL

[@shizukaaaa]

Its gon be kylee

[@UpsetWizard]

"Bluffin' with my muffin"

[@user-gv9px9ix9e]

Шёл 2024 год, я досих пор считаю что это лучше оригинала)

[@purplecatplays4245]

фр

[@kennymccormick1077]

I was playing the drums when we played this song on rockband.

[@kennymccormick1077]

skankhunt 42 Go Away Mr Brofwalski

[@kennymccwhoremick564]

Kenny, whats your opinion on Cartman's singing?

[@tiagonobregasalles5220]

You say "humhumhu humhumhu" ?

[@kennymccwhoremick564]

Imposter! Just kidding I would be great friends with another me

[@nevadagay1447]

@@kennymccormick1077 WHAT'S THE SECRET TO IMMORTALITY!?

[@NostalgiaMan]

This is the best version of the song. Whatever that Lady whatever her name is cant compare

[@gouranimations8369]

Yo one day ago

[@br1ann88]

Bruh I can tell you are definitely a cultured early 2000s kid, you are everywhere

[@skeletor6158]

Agreed

[@oddgamimg974]

A

[@fic4436]

i see u on dead meat and here lmaooo

[@happysnowfish]

"I don't give a f**k about whales so you can go and hug a tree!"

[@jellynugget6488]

XD🤣🤣😂😂😂😃😃😃😃😜😜😜😜

[@fidelarodriguez1942]

He doesn't say that he actually says STAN ME AND KENNY DONT GIVE 2 SHITS ABOUT STUPIED ASS WHALLLLES

[@TheCopyNinja733]

@@fidelarodriguez1942 then you need to rewatch the episode

[@fidelarodriguez1942]

@@TheCopyNinja733 OK then

[@KokichiOummaa]

Stupid Hippies!

[@IKugelBlitz_V]

This is actually epic, he managed to get Cartman's pitch right even though his actual voice was pitched up to sound like Cartman.

[@tigerman412]

Actually....it is Cartman. The voice actor

[@IKugelBlitz_V]

@@tigerman412 Sorry, I didn't explain myself right I know that's his voice actor, and I meant to say that even when voice acting Cartman and pitching up his voice to do just that, he managed to be on-key with the song.

[@tigerman412]

@@IKugelBlitz_V Ah, now im impressed

[@ericcartman1425]

God I love this!,This is way better than the original!!!!!!

[@tweektweak1202]

KEEP DREAMING CARTMAN

[@sergiomendoza5165]

Agreed

[@ganguedasminecraftgirls4667]

@@hampter4986 FUCK YEAH

[@ganguedasminecraftgirls4667]

@@tweektweak1202 Heya Tweek :D

[@buddyblake7580]

@@hampter4986 yes

[@jackygemme863]

Eric Cartman doesn’t need autotune 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯🗣️

[@Terra-Marie]

Word 👏🏽🔥

[@longislander999]

Autotune needs him.

[@smikklesmingledingle]

@@longislander999 imagine someone like harry styles or someone sounding like Eric cartman

[@cgstudiosthebaconbro]

We getting out of South Park with this one 🗣🗣🗣🥶🥶🥶🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯🙌🙌🙌

[@nugget9948]

@@cgstudiosthebaconbro WE'RE GETTING OUT OF KENNY'S HOUSE WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣💯💯💯

[@KatieKittie-m2i]

Trey literally did this JUST for himself. Amazing.

[@MonsterTruck-h9d]

true

[@goobslmao]

and that one episode

[@Kdpainted]

In all seriousness, this is better than the original

[@brox_guy4092]

Hell yeah

[@tananatana4011]

I like the needlessness of Eric's talents. I mean his singing voice is obviously not good, but he has a good sense of music in general. Also his rapping is good from flow perspective and he's a fantastic photographer. It's so unnecessary, but the love the fact that it's there

[@tomadams7553]

He has quite a lot of talents, he is shown on many occasions to be good with music, languages, and generally pretty intelligent. It's a pretty funny juxtaposition with his personality, and you wouldn't really know about it unless you'd watched a lot of the show.

[@tananatana4011]

@@tomadams7553 Yeah, I just remembered that he speaks German as well, I mean, not THAT surprising, guy loves Hitler

[@communistskeletonpiss]

@@tomadams7553 which is weird how good he is with languages, considering in one episode he literally can't even spell

[@friendlyBeltran]

@lizard manStupid az idiot frikin how the frick gonna say that cartman is great

[@ghostpoint]

like he's really actually smart, but also an absolute dumbass at the same time

[@abbyejones]

I’ve listened to this so many times that I’m genuinely starting to enjoy it more than the original. Like the voice acting is just impeccable

[@babygirlincorporated]

fr

[@soupy7948]

@Johnnyboi YT then what do you call someone who uses vocal cords to make noises that also makes comprehendible words

[@emeralescollar7731]

Yeah fr

[@nostalgiaguy3902]

​@@soupy7948artificial robots duh

[@WhyRyousocool-iu5oz]

same idk why lol

[@Bluecloudprod]

"I want to roll with him A hard pair we will be I don't give a crap bout whales So go and hug a tree" - Eric Cartman, Environmental Activist

[@sadlobster1]

I always thought he said "go and hump a tree"

[@Alienboi2005vidsandstuff]

lmao

[@danoob6000]

0% AI 100% talent

[@alexdinu589]

Lady gaga after she saw this: Screw you guys i'm going home

[@kennymccorcmick6185]

Poor Furry for you 9 nine years and 6 days

[@peggyrushing5891]

Yup

[@boyworldwideweb]

Alex Dinu XD💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚

[@technoblade2928]

*faints*

[@boyworldwideweb]

Stan marsh hi my lil bro likes u can u say hi too hhhiiiiiiiiim??????

[@optimer44]

Can’t believe lady gaga collaborated with eric cartman! So nice of eric to shine a light on smaller artists ❤

[@sillycami]

LMAO

[@Random_person2010]

Lol dude they just copied the song with cart and voice

[@saditalian_dorito4289]

​@@Random_person2010serious?

[@whatthefrackisthisshitz6785]

@@Random_person2010 if this was reddit I would put r/whoosh

[@whos_willow]

@@Random_person2010 its a joke

[@JB-it5nw]

I love how Cartman does his backup singing to💀

[@aisyahaifa8747]

@guinea pig she's got me like nobody

[@madcornman7012]

This is somehow my number one on my KZbin recap

[@Liveandlearn789]

I like to imagine Kyle and Kenny just peacefully jamming behind Cartman in the instrumental while he puts his soul into the lyrics

[@astralgaming325]

So true ^^ Just Legends

[@GARRYGARFUNKLE1986]

I was indeed jamming about

[@yuarentlucky]

Rare wholesome moment between the three lol.

[@shoutaaizawa9163]

@@GARRYGARFUNKLE1986 ain’t no way boy

[@tyrondahomeless]

True

[@wendytestaburger2307]

I'm so glad South Park exists otherwise what tf would we be doing with our lives.

[@kennymccormick4210]

Wendy Testaburger idk. nothing i suppose

[@paulreviews7538]

Boo Wendy

[@Cton9573]

Boo Wendy Testaburger Boo

[@silverdog4233]

fuck you wendy

[@4piousmen]

booo wendy testaburger booo....

[@zanecallison2580]

I am HIV positive that this version is the best!

[@xero1035]

🤭😂

[@onkarvijjan947]

😂😂😂

[@Hulkzilla0]

Is that you, Mr. Garrison?

[@manuelarce8650]

Hahahahahahaha I remember that XD

[@jxv8860]

I watched that episode today

[@operagxmuhabananaman3842]

THIS IS A MASTERPIECE AND IT MUST BE PROTECTED AT ALL COSTS

[@Clutchking_]

Honestly cartman deserves an award for this masterpiece

[@jellybean7046]

So true

[@bradpugh8758]

For real

[@dimitrispc2629]

The voice actor*

[@screamingbadger1942]

Stop praising his fatass

[@thevodkaking1993]

​@@dimitrispc2629 🤓

[@naaaarF]

So they actually recorded the entire song but they cant put it on spotify? I really want this masterpiece in my playlist.

[@goyoou]

IKR

[@sprite8435]

69

[@644kenny]

Trey Parker, the people want it, so please give it to us.

[@Red_Rhythm_Rose]

You can just convert it to MP3 from a website for free. I use ytmp3.cc

[@alexanderuser1282]

@@megasnore123 me, lol.

[@theyuki-fay-multiverse9086]

I wish they would bring out an album with some of cartman hits

[@qtip.burgers5128]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qJWXgpZ7oLaFi6M

[@bohlol2705]

I totally agree

[@mjl11]

I've been waiting for a Fingerbang and Faith+1 album for ages

[@lavauk2425]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qJWXgpZ7oLaFi6M

[@lavauk2425]

​@@bohlol2705 kzbin.info/www/bejne/qJWXgpZ7oLaFi6M

[@DipperPinesDA]

WE MAKING IT OUT OF SOUTH PARK ELEMENTARY WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@ericcartman8608]

I should be a singer!

[@fart5663]

Lmao

[@cirno9god]

yes

[@la_zalmoncha]

Yep you should

[@izzye-scopeexplosivobrainz414]

Plz be one

[@damiangutierrez4456]

You are, buddy!

[@lev459]

PLEASE ANIMATE THIS

[@lightningceno579]

bea broflovski hello kyle

[@joking8189]

@@lightningceno579 RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH!!!!

[@pluto2873]

i think they did, just a different version

[@stanmarsh2295]

Hi guys!

[@joking8189]

@@stanmarsh2295 HEY! It's Stan Darsh!

[@eriktastatur5661]

"pass me the AUX fam" "dont play trash" me:

[@bruhkokichi6156]

Erik Tastatur honestly sAmE

[@niicecuck]

This isn't trash

[@ytrav]

@@niicecuck "trash" doesn't mean "bad song". It means "mind-blowing insane song, that nobody expect to hear"

[@niicecuck]

@@ytrav I know calm down gamer

[@Howlingburd19]

But it’s not trash :D

[@josegonzalezgonzalez3486]

“Stan, me and Kenny don’t give two sh•ts about whaaaales”- Cartmman,Eric

[@glitchyy4397]

When a kid who isn't even real is better at singing than you.

[@savonthedon]

You must not have opened ur third eye yet, eric IS REAL

[@putdacookiedown9282]

How did you now

[@conman087]

J Green The Media Guy r/whoosh

[@veerappanwow541]

It's Trey Parker's Voice nigga

[@fern9122]

C - cartmans not real???????

[@comfyphoenix]

I'm gonna tell my kids this is the original version

[@StrifenRhineland]

I wonder if they will find out it's not the original

[@RicksTesticle]

Me too

[@MILORAAAAGHH]

SAME

[@isaiasmendez9577]

Same

[@petrmoudry9034]

huge W

[@theflash3926]

Poor Trey Parker. His throat must have hurt after singing.

[@dasky17]

He pretty much blew out his vocal cords at the end there...

[@MeowthRocket]

He's a legend.

[@pebblepod30]

Trey does the voice????

[@svartedauden3566]

much less than before when he did Cartman's real voice. Now we hear a tamed Cartman.

[@zedekiahhunter8154]

LEE

[@tenjedengosc413]

playing horror games and listening to this for 2 hours is completly a new game

[@reddycat1957]

It's been 13 years to the date and this is still a true banger. Thank you, Eric Cartman, our king. Long live king Cartman

[@33ohyes]

yep，you're right

[@_urfavnewbiee_]

Truee

[@Mr.poopieman]

i hate cartman, but i like the song

[@subzerowashere6920]

@@Mr.poopieman cartmans amazing

[@Mr.poopieman]

@@subzerowashere6920 he Is a big fat ball

[@sev8710]

My friend : This is your favorite song, bro wtf Me : rEsPecT mY gOd dAmN aUthOraTaH

[@annabellefrancescaa]

Lmaoo 😂

[@cameronsegui8658]

yes.

[@garrethendrickjr9339]

XD lol 🤣🤣

[@ohnoitsj431]

But MEEEEEEM XD Whoever liked the comment thanks for the like 😁

[@emoemo5074]

YASSSSSS

[@kennyalvarez7836]

"Covers are never better than the origi-"

[@ekzrnv2433]

Yeah, Lady Gaga is not an exception from this rule. She can't perform it better than Cartman!)

[@briana_patrick]

Yes she can. This sucks

[@savageyoutuberandsouthpark8064]

Mayte Yepitsme DVD FUUUCCCKKKKKKKKKKK YOOOOUUUU😂

[@savageyoutuberandsouthpark8064]

Briana Patrick Just like you

[@breadmeiser]

and nao? Locked? I guess.

[@Gamez-Portal]

This is just absolutely amazing

[@ArkaneEvangale]

"I don't give a crap about whales, so go and hug a tree." ~ Eric Cartman 2009

[@itsmeowen]

261 likes no replys

[@itsmeowen]

wait no

[@excivityidk]

ERIC CARTMAN DOESNT NEED AUTOTUNE , AUTOTUNE NEEDS HIM

[@RndomCrp]

Damn right

[@User_from_anywhere]

He is aututune

[@moonwabbitakathebestcookie]

Fr 😔🤚

[@alphonsodavies887]

no bro he needs it

[@thevodkaking1993]

​@@alphonsodavies887 no he doesn't

[@miichu2108]

*This is the first thing you hear when entering heaven*

[@selfproclaimedidiot7161]

HELL YEER

[@p.v.b533]

probably

[@Dan-hc6lj]

Lol I would kill myself just to experience that

[@OrangePixelJuice]

I wish

[@ghlp2962]

@@Human_Like_Creature man sieht an deinem abos das du deutscher bist

[@Ckorvet]

Картман лучший персонаж южного парка

[@Levkinist88]

+

[@DeezNuts-gi3kt]

Me: pass the Bluetooth speaker Friend: you better not play anything bad. Me:

[@saysike]

You're not wrong you played a masterpiece I'm doing the same with my cousin and she is gonna be sooooo confused😂

[@ihavenoideawhatimtalkingab830]

Eat your cereal

[@saysike]

@@ihavenoideawhatimtalkingab830 what

[@ihavenoideawhatimtalkingab830]

@@saysike it's a meme

[@saysike]

@@ihavenoideawhatimtalkingab830 ok then wear your seatbelt

[@Hurricanick]

My gosh! His voice is BEAUTIFUL!!!!

[@simonbelmont8066]

i know

[@nickapolinar3284]

its is it better than the original song

[@matthewlempicke5280]

+butters stotch i never liked it until now

[@JoniAntonio]

Angelical...

[@briana_patrick]

Fake news

[@UnlimitedZoro2010]

Doctor: You have 3 minutes 35 seconds to live Me:

[@Human_Like_Creature]

U r so poor that i dont want to troll u

[@marriageishell]

Me too bro

[@marska4587]

Boi its 3:36 long wot drugs u on?

[@crypticpyramid2766]

WOW THAT'S FUNNY AND ORIGINAL.

[@boo_8008]

skankhunt 42 hi kyle's dad want some cats ;)

[@MyDude._.]

Its awesome that Trey actually did a full version for shits and giggles