Erling Haaland is Genius Personified

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[@davidmccallum3950]

No I won't subscribe.

[@AryanSingh-sn3dx]

His parents : What do you want for lunch ? Haaland : Food

[@A96B.]

LoL😂😂🤣😂🤣

[@adityabindal3163]

😂😂😂😂

[@harmanpreetsingh6171]

Every african

[@stylesync.studio]

😂🤣

[@hubahomann3124]

Very underrated comment mate🤣🤣

[@leprestataire]

Haaland during a year ; 80 goals, 79 words

[@boi2467]

underrated Comment

[@AbbasV4]

Underrated comment *Speak less , work more*

[@pheluma2394]

why many word when 80 goal good

[@MagnaCali]

eh, why not?

[@surfalcatraz9770]

why not? work hard

[@akshayrathod9557]

Girlfriend: my parents aren't home Haaland: where are they?

[@alonzoharris7836]

Underrated

[@roshan69420]

Stollen comment from other popular haaland video's

[@akhlisfais7884]

Ye Why Not?

[@akshayrathod9557]

@@roshan69420 yess

[@martk647]

What a chad response. Chad wants the girl to run to their house instead.

[@masx4813]

Reporter : What's your birthday ? Haaland : 21st July Reporter : what year ? Haaland : every year

[@Drforeverok]

😂😂

[@ttw9530]

Omg that's so slapped 😭🤣

[@PainlessPain]

Underrated comment

[@mortifer8655]

well , he's not wrong u know

[@TheGlitcher7]

If he wanted date it would be birth date and not birth day

[@truonghuy9611]

Haaland's script for interview: -Work hard -Hard work -Why not?

[@mario_adv2nture]

Not why?

[@mohamad2698]

-Yeah

[@mohammedyousuf7545]

Yeah

[@bikkkraaannm]

I feel very good

[@generalobiwankenobi5890]

"And yeah that how it is"

[@twanaomar4506]

Every word coming out of this man's mouth is a life lesson

[@Wertunsy]

😂

[@handleisntfkinavailable]

"Work hard" -Haaland "Hard work" -Haaland

[@astratenebris1461]

Yeah you can say so

[@Ghostify963]

😂😂

[@Realcrapcontent]

Reporter: is there a message you would like to send out to the fans? Haaland: yes Reporter: what is that message Haaland: to the fans

[@Huz7Edits]

Meanwhile in england: Kevin: LET ME TALK LET ME TALK Refree: ok talk Kevin: *Kevin*

[@justinseagul2756]

Binod 😂

[@CardinalSlayZ]

@@justinseagul2756 😂

[@Kemendil]

I thought this comment was a joke and then he actually said that, LMAO! Love this guy :D

[@kurokoro8615]

@@Huz7Edits The Champions' reference, aye?

[@NickforHalo]

I like him. Seems like he just wants to play football and not answer stupid questions.

[@mhm6309]

The reporters are really asking such stupid questions also

[@user-vi4fy5zj8g]

True !!!

[@volteprime1748]

Ya

[@zonecc6770]

His brain is a pancake. Dude's brain dead

[@cedricpompeya7388]

@@mhm6309 yes and a bit too much

[@pgdsfcv5552]

Reporter: What did the manager say at halftime? Haaland: Words

[@LearnEnglishWithVC]

Sigma Male Rule No. 9

[@hehe9915]

Reporter - Erling, how do you sleep alone? Haaland - HaRd WoRk

[@AdamTognoli]

Why not?

[@titanos.k3505]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@emilelesgerov]

Asdfg

[@micahbellderat6358]

Someone just liked the 200th in front of me

[@VikasKumar-pp4qr]

😂😂

[@rangabusi]

It’s truly genius, he not only avoids questions but makes reporters question their own sanity. If he wants to make a career whereby he never actually answers a reporters questions that would be goat level IMO

[@liliumvonschneriss6923]

Yeah, it's like two bird with one stone, avoiding unwanted question and raising his likeability without being hated by the media.

[@jp2650]

"Work hard" "Hard work" "Smile" "Why not" "I don't know what it means I said what he said" -Erling Haaland

[@afifhasan3484]

I dont know what it means but isaid what he said***

[@jp2650]

@@afifhasan3484 thanks

[@walker-bd2uo]

*whoah we're close now*

[@Audioze-]

smoozie i didnt say that u said that but ok

[@emipop1353]

Pure genius

[@aliyelhafizi5136]

Imagine having dinner with haaland and his family and they all speak one word of sentence... Mom: School? Haaland: Workhard Dad : Girlfriend? Haaland: Why not?!

[@aiwinct4932]

Lol 🤣

[@reasondro]

💀

[@jurgenflint1555]

😅👍

[@ramhalderr]

😂😂😂👌🏻

[@evelinakaimakanova8539]

Hotel? Tri va go!

[@GelberStuhl]

Too be fair terrible questions by the reporters

[@Bruno-xi7qz]

He just respond the questions

[@tommyshelby20]

The reporters just ask questions they already know the answer to. ‘How do you feel?’

[@maxmordon7295]

Sports journalists are paid a shiton just for talking nonsense and asking about blatantly obvious facts.

[@cauall]

@@dhylek8860 É “answer”, não “answear”, burro

[@Jdhdndjei]

he was reffering to when haaland said he sleeps with his hatrick balls and calls them their girlfriends

[@uditbru2871]

He doesn't fake his interviews, he's being himself. I love this man

[@oshaneferguson3375]

The words hard and work, *exists* Haaland: I'll take your entire stock

[@yadnesh15]

Lol

[@iw3_pheonix681]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@bryayen]

This is underrated😂

[@teenb302]

Chelsea sucks

[@akhidhabi6346]

Lol

[@peyushk]

This is a man who is clear of his mind and speaks whatever he thinks, does not filter anything. He is the future.

[@tangerine2xx17]

Virgin Interviewer vs AlphaChad Haaland

[@aaizavya]

😳😳😎😎

[@arunavtiwary9380]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@asp5399]

😂😂😂

[@arfanhafiz07]

🤣🤣😂😂

[@brodemfamalam7178]

😂

[@sarangbhardwaj1156]

"Why not" is literally the perfect answer to every question!!!

[@Melinmingle]

How tall are you?

[@ogpunkbuster]

"It depends" is up there too lol

[@someonegg1751]

@@Melinmingle why not ?

[@SwarajBawankar]

3rd Person :- Why did you Bang my head on the wall ?? You :- Why not ??

[@Potato_Juice.]

why are u a loser?

[@yportne6410]

This guy is the human form of the phrase "I'm a simple man..."

[@iverkristoffersen934]

Norwegians are pretty simple people

[@oscurodous7655]

I go to norway

[@rotorhousetv4838]

Why not!?

[@melodica5407]

@@iverkristoffersen934 Fuck it. I'm off to norway!!!

[@salomaonplanetsaturn674]

All is ok )Not everybody likes to chat

[@itztapas5271]

The guy has more goals than the words he has said in his entire life

[@Usuariodeyoutube503]

Reporter: Halland how many goals you will score in your next game? Halland: Yes

[@markuszwerger3821]

*Haaland: Why not?

[@cacadoranbu8996]

Why not ?

[@markuszwerger3821]

@TheMaltodexter ein Deutscher?

[@BimBamHeidi]

@@markuszwerger3821 😂

[@BimBamHeidi]

@TheMaltodexter Why not speak in grammatically correct English? Is that too much hard work? 😉

[@melodica5407]

I legit want to see him winning the ballon d' or just to see what he'll say when he receives the award on the stage

[@hikrous2847]

Hard work

[@lovedivealma]

Hard work Smile

[@ismingo4264]

-Yes

[@handsomeadi7565]

Interviewer: How are you today Haaland? Haaland: Ahemmmmm.....Yup....hmmm.... Thank you

[@CarlosRuiz-gg5wn]

Ok

[@TitasReal]

why not?

[@pranavenpillai5194]

interviewer: what's your secret? Haaland: it's a secret..

[@capitanamerica688]

Lol

[@joydeeprana8608]

This video is just epic.... Every sound change and color changing to black n white is on point😂

[@ramsy4205]

cringe

[@vector1037]

@@ramsy4205 tf🙄

[@berserk999]

@@ramsy4205 tf😪

[@191iwiiai5]

It’s so repetitive

[@joydeeprana8608]

@@191iwiiai5 You are probably one of the tiktok users, who has the habit of watching new things every 15 seconds😏

[@InEx808]

"Work simpler,and harder,and work hard,and hard work." -Erling Haaland

[@MotswanaTota-012]

how is haaland lonely? where is that lady trainer

[@chy32_]

ehhhhhh...hard work!!!!

[@theeyebro]

The reporter is referring to when Haaland said he sleeps with his hattrick balls and calls them his "girlfriends". Its just badly formulated, the reporter probably isnt too steady in english.

[@robertlewandowski1234]

@@theeyebro lol out of context it sounds like the dumpest question on earth

[@hongwu3214]

It's funny how nobody understand that he is trolling😂

[@bengo1212]

Her name is Pamela Reif

[@astutipandey04p]

Haaland's son : Dad how was I born Haaland : "Hard Work"

[@rasdin37]

Interviewers: Why can't you stop scoring? Haaland: Eh why not?

[@aria_end]

🔥😂

[@JoshAllenberg]

Because I get paid to

[@VoltageLP]

Dude, this guy is so smart, no empty bull$hit talk and worthless words. Dude just says it how it is.

[@Model_Roe]

He's like most footballers they're airheads 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 nothing going on upstairs

[@lonelylama5222]

He’s like most footballers, no brains, only brawl. That’s what happens when you stop socializing and only play football every day since you were 9.

[@TheRamsay]

Way better than when people force their "feelings" into interviews

[@yannick245]

They tend to do that in the Premier League, I don't know about Serie A and La Liga, but definitely not in the Bundesliga. At least not the german players. They always seem to be pissed of to go to these post-match interviews, even after a victory. In England the players seem to take it as a part of the game..

[@fz7091]

@@yannick245 Hummels:

[@AA-qb7ni]

Bro lives in his own world and is just straight vibing through life. Legend

[@alextl97]

So Haaland will you stay in Dortmund next season? Haaland: Work hard and smile.

[@sonielwhite9405]

Why not?

[@TitasReal]

why not?

[@reyhamzah7565]

We’ll see

[@ajnasmohamed5829]

Reporter: How to hard work? Haaland: Work hard

[@steniusgamer746]

Lmao

[@rp-fatv5815]

"Ye Why Not"- Halaand.

[@lukashaaland2539]

Haaland*

[@Sharon-vs8go]

If you're homeless, just by a home -haaland

[@cowboy2631]

The first question was legit one of the most terrible questions ive heard an interviewer ask

[@yossef1885]

It was one of the best actually if you understood it cuz haaland once said he sleeps with the matchballs as if they are his gfs and that night he scored another hattrick

[@ajanthony1356]

it's a decent question but executed horribly

[@mathiesklerck46]

Bruh thought it was edited lol

[@No-Stack-Developer]

@@mathiesklerck46 nope

[@anilpirwanii]

@@yossef1885 actually he didn't score a hattrick. He scored a brace that's why the interviewer is asking if he's going to sleep alone tonight 😂

[@bruno2331]

Mother: What do you wantto have for dinner? Haland: Food

[@Truebro79]

Interviewer: so why is the sky blue? Erling haaland: *HARD WORK*

[@ido7449]

??

[@jatrabilashi-sadatsworld4303]

WHY NOT?

[@Me27399]

Bruno's expression fits the comment😂😂

[@paljorlha1]

Aged well 🤝✅ Now is a sky blue 💙🤍

[@senseispud2197]

When he eventually retires, this guy should either have a speech that goes on for an hour, or 30 seconds. No in between.

[@timsonss]

2:16 the way he gets off 😭😂😂

[@user-mi4yc7pr3x]

He stole something

[@Midasekai]

no time to waste, must work hard

[@tyrmalik]

@@Midasekai 😎🤝🏽

[@Elite9CR]

He was desperate to walk off ...🤣

[@necionatah9588]

Lmfaaao he’s already gone

[@darthzifdar7384]

Reporter: How could you score a hatrick under such a pressure? Haaland: With my foot

[@rudrachakraborty760]

"are you gonna sleep alone " haaland :(

[@hushni]

Why not?

[@InsaneSibs]

What sorta question is that💀

[@TylerSolvestri]

Hard work

[@jusltv]

his personality is a thing to appreciate 😭😭

[@Model_Roe]

I swear most footballers are like this airheads nothing going on upstairs

[@jusltv]

@@Model_Roe 😭😭😭

[@bbfs2119]

The secret is work hard and hard work, and don't forget to smile

[@adityabindal3163]

😂😂

[@tuananhhoang7113]

Don't forget to enjoy your life as well

[@nabi7178]

For real I just read your comment when that part of work hard and smiling came I read it and heard it at the same time I'm dyiiiiing🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Waliul_The_Wall-E]

1:20 I cracked so hard.

[@FarisTeller]

2:07 Reporter : would you tell us the massage ? Halaand : to my fans 💀💀💀

[@Mr-vengeance]

Ah yes massage

[@gautejohnsen346]

I forgor ☠️

[@anine7212]

💆‍♀️

[@ttv_neon7892]

Seriously one of a kind, doesn’t say much but says what’s needed. But has no problem standing up for himself

[@imstillmelol2299]

Haaland:Woah we are close now Câmera Man: Why not?

[@neerkoli]

"Why not?" - Erling Haaland Damn that's profound!

[@ilhaamashraf3800]

"Why not" is the best dialogue

[@jeremienlandu6331]

1:27 the face of the reporter asking the question hahaha😂😂

[@shxrtyxy9789]

1:35 „I didn‘t say that“ 😂

[@syre97]

The way he smiles after is even better 🤣🤣

[@ismailfelbal5462]

Interviewer: are u going to sleep lonely tonight? Halland: why not?!?

[@Kikiouma]

2:29 that question is about when Yassin Bono said a phrase when Haaland missed and then the second try He scored and go Near BONO and shouted the Phrase the GK has said... He took it personally when it was just a luck phrase...

[@lucachangretta8020]

he's just defining the phrase action speaks louder than words

[@rarinmender907]

Haaland win the ballon'dor reporter: How do you win this award? Haaland: HARD WORK

[@LilKenuthia]

0:30 the pause in the music is gold

[@neeravdangayach581]

That "why not" is just savage 😂

[@Fiorezy]

2:15 you can tell from the way he walked away that he hates interviews lmao

[@ajnasmohamed5829]

Famous Quotes By Haaland 1- Work Hard 2- Hard Work

[@sandis7674]

haaland is a chad the way he answer his interview

[@david2804me]

Haha, absolutely no wasted words.... brilliant footballer and I reckon he has a wicked sense of humour too.

[@rockcof5004]

Reporter:- how do you score a hattrick ? HAland:- Hard work Reporter:- umm... anything else? HAland:- WoRk HaRd

[@unknow6835]

🤣🤣🤣

[@ahadshaikh368]

Most motivational quote in history: "Hardwork" -Erling Haaland.

[@thepowerofsand6180]

Linguistic legend

[@Nandan_Singh.]

Reporter : Say Anything. Haaland : Hard work.

[@Zak-yn9qx]

I just realised haaland has no eyebrows..

[@thundershocc3307]

yoooo ur right. Or maybe he’s blonde so his eyebrows blend in with his skin (kinda but probs not)

[@Abdirahman_Mohamed]

He looks like SSJ3 Goku 😂😂😂

[@alex_wolf]

Why not?

[@dumbcat3095]

@@Abdirahman_Mohamed If he had pink skin he would look like Super Buu

[@losless2877]

Abdirahman Mohamed Haha he actaully does look super saiyan 3 (1:18)

[@ZulfikarSH32]

Haaland is full of talent✅ Haaland is full of meme✅

[@Model_Roe]

He's like most footballers 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 he's an airhead I'm sure he's smart just a man of few words most footballers are like typical dumb jocks nothing going on upstairs

[@peyuzumaki]

In my criteria that's the best way a person could be, is being straight, why make something long when you could just say yes or no.

[@schmucc9649]

yeah WHY NOT?

[@lukassalota1269]

Reporter: why did you do that? Haaland: why not?

[@TylerMiller-cq8ge]

He’s what I’d picture myself doing interviews if I was famous.

[@alineuni04]

: what do you want to wear? Haaland: clothes.

[@No-I-dont-want-that]

"Words are the strongest weapon" Haaland : I don't use them

[@niteshraj2771]

I love when a person is being himself. He is known by the skills he has.

[@jojohub3124]

Did you saw lingardinho scoring goals? Halaand:- Yes it gave me free motivation

[@marcuswodstrup8489]

"I do my job on the pitch. I don't want to answer superficial questions that the journalists already know the answers to." - Young Haaland. Explains it

[@omkardesai7015]

"I feel very good...sniffs". I just burst out laughing every time I see this clip🤣🤣.

[@unknow6835]

🤣🤣

[@vilhelmvilhelm2335]

girlfriend: my parents arent home Haaland: then wait till they come home

[@ZIQGAMING1]

Haaland keep joining slogan contest that 2 words below

[@HectorCDF]

0:02 he should have answered: "no, I'm gonna call your mom"

[@Lucid5630]

"Work hard" -Erlang haaland

[@rens7522]

*e r l a n g*

[@TylerSolvestri]

Maybe its Karma in this world

[@lilsxmi7332]

eRlAnG hAaLaNd

[@lintangalghifari2297]

Erlang?

[@Anexfv]

1:01 the ”come on” got me😂😂😂

[@trungphuong585]

His loading face was already hilarious 😂

[@markosipka2666]

"Work hard, smile and why not" -erling haaland

[@Luminon357]

"Simplicity is the secret to genius most fools overcomplicate things it takes a true genius to simplify things". - Leonardo Da Vinci 1464

[@Alex-hz2xg]

Geniuses or psychopaths

[@2nerC9]

@@Alex-hz2xg psychopaths? what?????

[@imsarthak8914]

Reporter: Why did u choose football? Haaland: Why not?

[@slayer786.]

Reporter: Congratulations you won the Bundesliga!!! Haaland: wow :)

[@dipesdas2453]

What's ur father name ? Haaland :- I call him dad

[@rikiadiriyanto4261]

The next Kimi Raikkonen ✌️

[@rishi857]

Kimi's son play football instead of driving in formula 1.

[@yannick245]

During the press conferences before the races/after the qualifying he actually gave really good answers to the reporters/journalists.

[@abhinavs8911]

U r damn right

[@adamirfan6986]

Interviewer: Why are you RUNNING??!! Haaland: Why not?....

[@jaystewie7768]

His Girlfriend: Hey baby, my parents are not at home, I'm all alone😉 Haaland: Where are they?

[@eraskylar7]

Haaland: eh, why not

[@zarifzaker1044]

I like how he answers to the interview question in one word

[@Samuel-p17]

The gift that keeps on giving

[@elclassico6388]

THE GOAT 1:53

[@leemaituer9033]

The Norwegian "chad".

[@saulgoodman-q8g]

"Why not ?" Most satisfying words I've ever heard.