Eshay: The Documentary

In a world where eshays rule the streets, a documentarian enters this world in search of answers. Will he found out the true meaning of being an eshay or be rolled.

[@OfficialBaKa.]

This was extremely fucking well made, deserved 10x the views

[@codymilne3219]

Agreed

[@1mol831]

Deserves 6023x the views not 10x

[@santarineera2801]

This was pure comedy

[@reyloskywalker9876]

Ikr

[@mitchgoated3887]

Wym bro

[@reyloskywalker9876]

4:46 An eshay buffet

[@reyloskywalker9876]

The comment section of this video is also pure comedy

[@joshjacob5292]

So wait, this whole thing was a skit?! Damn I knew this was too dumb to be real!

[@nocompetition606]

you guys delivered some quality comedy, solid effort boys. 10/10 acting for DEETROIT tho, didnt even crack the slightest smile, even when he barely sparked that ciggie like wtf lol anyways overall, exceptional performance on everyone's part, well made and extremely entertaining. Love your work boys, not sure where you boys are from but im from South West Sydney, Australia, appreciating your work from the land of the "eshays" lol

[@lockey3305]

They're from napier boy's high school new zealand lmfaoo

[@kingz6649]

This has to be the funniest interview i have ever seen in my life of documentaries

[@just_some_bloke]

I expected a documentary not a parody. Keep it up boys. I love this kind of humour.

[@thelocal0170]

What’s the song at the end called?? Anyone know?

[@dcproductions4537]

Need a Part 2 with the parents/uncle

[@AR-fh2uh]

The dad 😂😂😂😂

[@hammabomber5416]

Love how not one of them have ever been near a skate park (except for the purpose of rolling small children) in their life aye

[@ricer_starlet]

oh shit this was filmed in hawkes bay XD

[@crook-8491]

That nbh cap

[@mulletboii3787]

I don’t blame him fucken fuel at the servo is bloody expensive but the speakers are nice what size are they I’m interested

[@JannaAnderson-ol4gs]

This was so good so emotional…..

[@df7205whip48]

I'm confused, are there eshays in NZ or something ?

[@BritishSoldier-sv4mb]

Hell yeah I’m a New Zealander and in my class there was 4 but two got expelled so theres only two now

[@videoezy2372]

2yrs old haha kaka m'bro 😂 this is mint as. keep the content up gees 🤙🏾

[@JACKAL98]

"Yah playing with yah life this ain't no truth or dare!" - Michael Jackson

[@kaylajane7865]

Wait woah this is actually good-

[@anamarshall7082]

this should low-key get a ocsar nomination

[@codymilne3219]

Let us watch now

[@dylanpritchard4870]

nah

[@peterbuckley3877]

This looks like a casting call for extras fir Houso’s

[@VayliraKayvex]

He looks like if Kiwi Kev and Shazza had a kid

[@thepolynet6884]

Kiwis telling us what an eshay is😂 that in itself is hilarious

[@tommcg1776]

Is an eshay an Australian thing, is it?

[@thepolynet6884]

@@tommcg1776 yes

[@thepolynet6884]

@@tommcg1776 lol

[@tommcg1776]

@@thepolynet6884 that's funny, because in England they call them chavs, and in Ireland they call them knackers...I've really only notice them here in a recent years

[@thepolynet6884]

@@tommcg1776 Here as in Australia or New Zealand?

[@BigHumbleLife501]

I didn't know new Zealand had eshay lads???? Since when??? Please don't tell me this Started up in the last 5 years 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

[@mozzawozza8905]

Bro this is amazing, i subbed keep up the work man

[@MPT1983]

The way these guys rebel against middle class suburban life is second to none. We will never know their struggle.

[@isaacmalik3714]

"It was on the ground, I just stole it out of his hands -Eshay

[@aussiehomegrown]

The funniest bit is no subtitles are available for this video🇦🇺👌

[@CartmanB]

Also these are kiwi guys aye?.Just taking the piss lol

[@piripi7491]

What's that one after kindy my bro?😂💯

[@lukawilliams4822]

Are these guys serious,I can’t tell

[@timothy4229]

Nah g

[@ran-_-ik1370]

Classic! Chur lads from a kiwi in Aus.

[@aardvarkbiscuit2677]

This is the best advertisement for spacing out vaccines, not licking walls and avoiding eating lead based paint.

[@chickenlover657]

LMAO!

[@nicholasratapu8500]

out of the seshays with the adlays you go with your entei's 😭 legendary dog 👍😂

[@kalen2]

Holy shit this is well made

[@xxcoreysindahousexx4411]

How the fuck do you only have 223 subs you're a fucking legend

[@dylanpritchard4870]

we appreciate it🙏

[@mollystevenson8637]

Bless up🙌

[@6ixkr8k]

My favourite actor in this was Theo Morgan 💯

[@tobihill_]

faxts

[@russ7233]

The only reason I somewhat know what an eshay is or why I clicked on this video is because if Isaac Butterfield. And I have to say this is comedy gold.

[@rainathomas1778]

Nearly 19 minutes of my life I’ll never get back

[@rainathomas1778]

@@charliesandersondollery7654 it was not my intent to be Disrespectful but that is my solid opinion and it’s my right to express it, I didn’t slander them or make any harsh judgement, I’m native to nz, so by all means there’s no negativity but living in Australia Sydney for 17 years, I see a big difference between “eshays “

[@KYNAEVIL]

whats it with shoes... they opening a shoe shop? i think im getting too old, lol.

[@ishmamahmed9306]

Does anyone know if eshays tend to trim their body hair at all?

[@curb848]

only 540 subs, man you deserve more

[@Dan-ib5vq]

So is eshay Aussie or Kiwi?

[@RCDEPENDANT]

Is this in NZ I thought eshgays were a straya thing

[@nolesy34]

They are the esheeps

[@RCDEPENDANT]

@@nolesy34 🤣🤣🤣🤣 nah they're all eshgay.

[@Idontwantahandle3]

They must be trolling and taking the shit. No fn way they are serious. XD

[@agentnikoli82]

My God these r real bad guys . I was scared 😂😂😂

[@ausforestman]

What's the go like I have never laughed so hard

[@waynemahn2941]

Ask for my shoes and you won’t feel your jaws mate

[@prisznR]

Song at the end ?

[@thelocal0170]

Did you find out?

[@josephfaria7358]

What shoes did she have when u stole them

[@arianna.lexi.]

This is iconic. Love from Italy

[@jaspersheridan1710]

Haven’t watched any yet 9 seconds in and the fact that it’s called Eshay the documentary (should be called “coward punches” the documentary) coupled with the 20th century fox thing is already making me chuckle. Should be “20th attempt at Centrelink Fox presents”

[@jaywylie6798]

far lahd dis seems like a joke aye i thought it was serious until they brought in the two blokes talkin bout hefs n dat dey wouldnt be here if it wasnt for kerser aye

[@clydekingi8944]

Stfu

[@mechanic7430]

Try that round here Bois! Lol 🤣 good efforts you represented the try hards so well 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JEZZKB]

By what he’s saying I can 100% tell he’s from he’s ends. And if this really is a joke then I feel bad bc these stereo types are very true

[@AR-fh2uh]

Do they all talk with kiwi accents?

[@reyloskywalker9876]

I can tell you full racked that intro from 20th Century Fox lad. ESHAYS.

[@matthewbeasey4867]

Fuckin shoes? Hurting people for shoes?

[@johnp9975]

FKN hilarious!

[@hassah0373]

Best documentary I’ve ever seen

[@caseyranclaud1401]

X

[@tobiastrstenjak9543]

Best Kiwi doco this year

[@tobiastrstenjak9543]

@@charliesandersondollery7654 no cap adlayy

[@kokopop424]

Reminds me of the kid in We're the Millers. No ragrets? Not even one letter? LOL

[@waiszale]

Did that little punk say he's from Ranui? Brother is lucky he grew up in the wrong era.

[@tek6610]

these guys are new zealand?

[@baysikharmz364]

Is that a Napier boys hat 😂😂

[@lockey3305]

yeah bro lmfaoo

[@rainrepaired8779]

These guys from New Zealand thought eshay was aus?

[@sydneyslosttapes2406]

Eshay started in Sydney, Australia. How the fuck did it reach over to a whole other country. that's fucked lol

[@codymilne3219]

Eshayyyy

[@ForeverAdelaide]

I mean if it reached Perth.

[@Josh.....]

@@ForeverAdelaide its always been in perth it was just never called eshay

[@cemeraslan369]

The fox logo at the beginning lol

[@lockey3305]

and made by nbhs boys, 40 YEARS ON GROWING OLDER AND OLDER-

[@omglarry3268]

Ive never seen you ESHAY's in napier and im always at the quarters

[@reyloskywalker9876]

3:29 Donny realised that him and Charlie both had the same shoe size, something they had in common, which is probably partly why they became good friends.

[@johnjriggsarchery2457]

"Strap up, we're gonna find some shoes!" Sounds like important work right there. Edit; "Let's do some meth and look at shoes."

[@ifilia1398]

The mockumentary

[@nathr7375]

I loved the i followed them round for a day part hahaha lol

[@jackslater2471]

whats the song 248

[@wheezeau]

2:45 tune?

[@8ats437]

no

[@ffssheeple]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q5-rlZuZhpmBm5I

[@MJBWORDPLAY]

A real eshay is Australian

[@yerlocalpeanutdealer795]

Forgetting New Zealand

[@ausi98]

this is too funny ..i only just found out about this sub culture through gtav rp and o my god this video is gold

[@stallionstallion5641]

Eshay is insecure scared kid who has Zero confidence to walk on his own or fight on his own always has to be with another bunch of kids

[@quaidhanna265]

Where’s part 2?

[@xlilchevz]

U should be in it

[@savagecabbage7645]

if this is just a joke, your awesome but if this is real its so sad that people like them are actually a thing but good on you

[@dannysouthendutdramsay1212]

It's clearly a joke

[@savagecabbage7645]

@@dannysouthendutdramsay1212 Damn thanks!

[@brin57]

It's a joke, but oh yes, they are a thing!! 🤣

[@lisareynolds3824]

Solid effort guys.

[@peznee]

I hope this is satire. Is it?

[@tiotiwilliams8311]

Kiwis being eshays now, fmd I’ve seen it all 🤦🏻

[@jhonkelly8889]

That dude at 1:40 😂 what a drop kick backstabber , they ant shit.

[@jackdamien7473]

i really thought that first kid was one

[@wheezeau]

Quality

[@darrentodd2698]

Hopefully one day when I grow up I can be as hard as these mad Eshays👊

[@daniel-san836]

You can grow up much harder than these guys, but with integrity which includes understanding softness and compassion too. Being an eshay is the lowest ambition you could aim for. Almost all these guys will end up in jail, about half of them will rat out the other half for the drug dealing to get out of jail time, then of course some will die in a car accident which will probably kill some other innocent people or of course be stabbed or die of blood clot from an acute reaction to the meth pipe. You'll live the rest of your life having broken ties with parents and peer groups and in society, eventually with huge regrets for having bashed and given a hard time to so many innocent people just trying to get throgh life. Its just a stage of life that gains numbers because they illude to being powerful, above the law and cool, but its fake. Waste. Mislead youth with a bad future

[@reso501]

Bro they're pure KEKO what we call them in Turkey but they look like modernized

[@jamesthebond0072]

These lads don't even have tns wheres ya tns ya eshays 😂

[@Hairygranny]

no shit even i have tns and im no eshay 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ryana-6762]

Yeah or at least Gel Asics Quantum 360

[@Alanthe918mobilemechanic]

Great acting get a better sound guy do this talent some justice peace and love from Oklahoma

[@studschannel3154]

Is this real?

[@spiltmilkmagazine2278]

Eshays in NZ?... am I living in bizaro world?

[@Isaacmatee]

BEST DOC

[@trailshreds6871]

Will Sparks ba

[@bondleuga1769]

thought these were aussie kids...neva thought nz kids were eshays

[@ytpmichaelrosen9190]

The Australian version of the ghetto in Los Angeles.

[@Jay2gzzly]

this is new zealand cuh

[@lockey3305]

@@Jay2gzzly yeah y'eard

[@westwest35]

the new wave of kiwi eshays

[@Sanyo_Wesler]

Dude wear both optimal & shades😂

[@farukhindic4445]

Amazing

[@finnireland859]

Fucking new it sounded nz as haha hawkes bay even. Probs flaxmurder

[@reyloskywalker9876]

5:47 Did those eshays really take your shoes?

[@dylanpritchard4870]

ye

[@aardvarkbiscuit2677]

@@dylanpritchard4870 - and you let them?

[@lukechamberlain16]

Golden

[@billcook5834]

Good job boys keep doing that ice brotha oath cant

[@Hate_wagon]

this made in new zealand?

[@fatasdat]

An eshay is his own man. Fucking funniest shit I have ever heard.. Men don't carry handbags buddy!!!

[@matthewbeasey4867]

Do some other covers deadset crackup, do tasmanians or somthing