Failtage #5

[@Esoterickk]

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[@car0ndelet]

I laughed so hard at the sparrow ending you on the rainbow road

[@Hernan_a9]

Mr. Esoterickk how do you deal with stress?

[@sniper5406]

lol i will watch them all, i like this kind of videos from Eso

[@nycromancer6726]

Holy crap - you're NOT a bot! 🤣 Problem is your outtakes look like MY games. At least I feel better...

[@veryhighlander119]

@@Hernan_a9 life is stress. Stress is wanting to better yourself.

[@tacowaffles5967]

I love that all the enemies seem to celebrate whenever they take him down

[@LambSauceWill]

He’s technically a raid boss. Some Hive believe that he drops an exotic when he dies.

[@neilduarte1986]

Know it's just a joke but they always do. It's part of there mechanics.

[@grxy5924]

@@neilduarte1986 No shit. Why state the obvious?

[@neilduarte1986]

@@grxy5924 😂 funny person u

[@ka2big]

I know it's part of their mechanics but I die a little inside when they still try to bash my tiny soul to bits.

[@kodemasterx]

Jus the fact that you post these for sh*ts and giggles make me respect even more as a player/legend you are my friend, personally I've been watching your videos since 2020 and your content never gets old...

[@ExtraordinaryFate]

Good message Solaire.

[@thermalerosion4556]

Parasocial relationships moment

[@BEATBOXA78]

@@thermalerosion4556 ur projecting, his comment seems comes off as genuine and positive to me

[@puar6124]

We usually see the cool stuff you manage to pull out in hardest content, but is kinda refreshing to know you are another victim of the bs sometimes happen in this game. That makes you a true guardian.

[@christhiantrevisan8084]

The more incredible part is that most of his deaths are being architected, a true legend

[@grxy5924]

Exactly. Once you get to this level of skill, the only thing stopping you are in-game mechanics and the dev team themselves. 🤣

[@filipe5594]

@@grxy5924 hahaha its true!

[@HudsonBeGood]

The architects be doing numbers 😂😂 unreal to see that it happens to the very best too!

[@JettyOMG]

It's incredibly relatable to see that even the most revered top 1% players can have bungo moments sometimes. Love this little series lol.

[@PsYcO9iKiLl9YaH]

bungie doesnt care who it is,if they can fuck someone over, there are 15 people slamming that big red button LUL

[@Helpie114]

1:51 The trauma 😂😂🙈 why, sorry for all the pain and suffering Esoterickk, but you show us every day how capable a Guardian can be, a true beacon of light

[@Esoterickk]

Hahaha, sometimes you see a Datalettuce and just have to go for it, ya know?

[@Motionpotion69]

@@Esoterickk Absolutely 😂

[@austin5801]

@@Esoterickk my friends and I have basically made it a meme that we will grab that datalattice every single time on that GM.

[@DUKEzors]

​@@Esoterickk Makes a great salad. Good for your brain. 🧠

[@aksisarchonprime6803]

2:40 That sparrow had enough 🤣

[@ajeenius7437]

Absolutely amazing! The building panic as it approached... menacingly lol.

[@benstanfill363]

I live for these. They make me feel so much better about all my dumb deaths

[@Skalinx]

Some bangers in here for real

[@Esoterickk]

If nothing else, I like to think I've made dying look entertaining

[@tactical_nova_yt140]

So let me get this straight esoteric is so good at Destiny that his game is constantly being monitored by devs who Vibe check him casually every single time he tries to solo an activity. Wow so just like telesto esoteric has his own dev team.

[@neilduarte1986]

Bungie too smart for some thing but very dumb for other things, like PvP which is a joke and I don't take it seriously anymore.

[@muhlesthethrull4573]

This is such a Destiny PvP player thing to do. Step 1: Read comment that has nothing to do with PvP; Step 2: Comment on how bungie is bad in some way; Step 3: Complain about PvP; Step 4: Big sadge.

[@neilduarte1986]

@@muhlesthethrull4573 nahh. Haven't stepped in PvP for a year. Only just did some matches for the guns and amour ornaments and I'll probably won't play anymore trials for another year. Keep your moronic comments to yourself and you wouldn't sound so stupid lol.

[@azzor4134]

Or Bungie's programming is so broken that not even Esoterickk can beat it.

[@Naku_u]

@@muhlesthethrull4573 this

[@thearrowwing130]

What I've learned from this video is the architects don't like you very much

[@eiky0375]

I love those 2 perfectly sync shots with music while the 3rd gorgon decided to frenetically jump 0:55

[@MC_Grenada]

1:50 has be my favourite clip of them all, anything for that Datalettuce LOL

[@VitaminXism]

I'm convinced that you are THE GUARDIAN that the story and lore references. It's certainly not me. You're a god of the game, and I love your work

[@jameschang659]

What I like about this video is the song, and the creator who knows people are going to ask about the song, nice methodology. Worth the joinage.

[@TheSponge33]

Undoubtably one of THE best players in Destiny that I admire most, with your guides I’ve managed to get some things achieved but I’ll never be at your level, I just don’t have the skill.

[@Kellestial]

When the ads “Like ur cut G”

[@McNightSkull]

1:36 I remember something like that happening to me and friend in a GM. I was like “Alright, this time we got this.” *Immediately dies frame 1* 😂

[@GoldAnthroWolf]

I see this happen all the time, why I don't immediately speed off on that strike. You gonna die :D

[@davinyl6959]

Love the ‘KILLED BY THE ARCHITECTS’ 😵‍💫🫠

[@Rubenss1234]

Presage clip w teleporting boss is a pure maserpiece and a definition of bungu itself

[@Pugnut21]

It's comforting to know that you're still human lol. Thanks for all the solo help over these last couple years. Your Assassin's Cowl build is what carried me through my solo flawless Pit of Heresy back in S15. Keep it up, man!

[@Jarfm]

Brilliant! So many chuckles and “been there”s. 😂❤️

[@thricestrat]

Destiny - physics’d, physics’d, honest mistake, physics’d 😂😂😂😂😂

[@holdenschroeder2946]

I love Destiny’s physics engine. Truly flawless.

[@baconpranks6005]

The dreg deaths always get me so heated 😂

[@carpenoctis]

You are the best Eso! "The Master has failed more than the beginner even dare to try" by someone in history.

[@XVI_Catalyst]

This is basically my entire solo experience in destiny

[@mynameisandrew9878]

Just the architect's handiwork at its finest

[@Sir_Milkman]

Even one of the greatest players has those moments, probably more than anyone else

[@BlueLeprechaun15]

Shows this man gets better and better in this game after each fail.

[@too_lowkey]

Esoterickkk v. architects

[@Esoterickk]

The architects always win

[@Nico_Nii_Robin]

That sparrow in prophecy straight up went christine on you 😂🤣💀

[@Max256000]

From the bottom of my soul... I felt your pain

[@stoicrobot395]

I too got "Minotaured" on solo run WoN! Sparrow caused so much pain on IT solo that I avoided it through Vex Milk Waterfall! Yet worse this season was teleporting everything. Yikes! See ya next season, Eso! Our inspiration.

[@jipm]

Omg, I say "Gary is pulling that bungie bull💩 again(bbs) " to my clan mates or they say it🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣, that is what I call those types of deaths. Your videos are awesome, looking forward to seeing more

[@dj_mcfuggernugs507]

I love that basically everything is Architect go Boom

[@Tyro8677]

the moment at 1:50 where you risk a peek for the lettuce....🤣🤣🤣

[@brewe009]

I knew every clip would result in a death. When it happened, I still laughed. Awesome!

[@ricardo.i.i.i]

The deaths because of momentum and physics got me crying 🤣

[@cameroncaro2]

this is genuinely hilarious XD I love the fact that most of your deaths are just game physics bugging out and just killing you!

[@gomi182]

Ah, yes... My old nemesis... Indestructible shrub... (3:02). Seriously, some of these were so relatable... Like the sparrow death RIGHT at the beginning of the Glassway. Hurts my soul...

[@ZarinuLoren]

Ah, Misadventure. The most dangerous enemy of the Guardians.

[@annamuller9457]

That Ahamkara-Fight ... Oh man.

[@1tcus]

As much as I like watching your crazy solo stuff, this is ever bit as good. Please post more of it.

[@Spanienstorm]

The Architects... The deadliest Group in Destiny 2 Nice Failtage LG

[@HAYL0W]

so glad im not the only one that gets booped into a wall at mach 12. thanks cabal. lol

[@SamanthaGuter]

Good to know that even you wipe sometimes. Thanks for the Monday laughs 😂

[@johnreaper9863]

these videos humanize my hero. keep it goin guardian. looking forward to your contents as always

[@probablythebest5559]

That fallen saber clip brings back memories, first time doing a grandmaster with my friends and we waited in the back on our sparrows for the warsat and it still killed us

[@EXpoZuR_Fe]

The sparrow up the lift and the slow turn melee on it got me good

[@dakotasabastian4792]

I didn't even know these existed. I imagine all the dumb things that ruin clean runs. Thanks for the otherwise excellent content. I'll be watching forever.

[@c.m.6358]

Man these never get old!

[@Esoterickk]

They're a lot of fun to make too, I just usually have a hard time finding a song I want to go along with these

[@c.m.6358]

@@Esoterickk the editing was very good and the music went together well!

[@Esoterickk]

Happy to hear it, cheers!

[@Delta-u5f]

The fact that almost all of these are entirely unpreventable says a lot

[@manuelturchetto1653]

We have finally seen that esoterickk is also mortal😍

[@snakesmith7037]

This is the definition of getting bungied lol 😆

[@Revan2540]

Always a great moment to watch the failtage. Shit happen on everyone of us lol.

[@emmacjw]

Proof that no one is immune to the batsh*t physics that is bungie

[@detersin]

Not even THE GUARDIAN can deal with the architects

[@hawkteflon]

The Champion in The Glassway was just excited to see you.

[@bigdot27]

I love seeing these types of videos, shows us you are still human :)

[@Davitor96]

I love your compilation of fails so much! we can finally tell ourselves that you're only a human being like us haha ​​don't even hesitate to get out of it for when you're doing the gm solo

[@xXGamerDudeXx13]

1:35 - "Alright! Solo GM run here we go!" Ends flawless run in 3 seconds.

[@josefigueroa5202]

Esoterickk: I am going to solo this Bungie Physics: give him the bullcrap of destiny that no one as seen

[@Ventryx-]

This one of the best D2 videos every 😂😂

[@escapenguin]

My favorite is when you jump-cancel the boops but the game is like "um, naw homie" and launches you into the ceiling even harder.

[@The-Man-With-The-Golden-Gun]

Bro those infinite forest clips were so nostalgic 🥲

[@oldmancoys2407]

Me: Rage Quit Eso: Hold my 🍺 🍻 🍺 🍻 Showing us ur failures make me ulta respect than b4

[@LoadZaFunk]

Buried in the Last Wish Raid scenery after engaging WorldLine Zer0... proper LOLz

[@BlurrySolutions]

The nova bomb clip in Presage was hilarious. It was always fun when the boss just decided to teleport and slap you.

[@xredliine7661]

That datalattice one got me good lmao

[@-chaechae-]

I love how the only thing that can actually kill Esoterickk is just gravity throwing him into a wall 😂

[@M0NKEYSEB]

Gravity is the 3rd dark subclass we get in final shape and the raid boss will be eso using telesto with overload rounds

[@crazyhawaiian5266]

Some of these hit to close to home man.. 😭😂😂😂😂

[@nrelverson1]

I imagine what I’m about to say will be very similar to many others out there. I’ve been watching your content for years, and if my opinion you are THE go to person when it comes to solo Destiny challenge content. Seeing where your runs were not flawless has made me respect you even more. Thanks for the upload, and thank you for showing the community you aren’t a god all of the time!

[@owlman4214]

1:30 To weak! "Teleports behind your back"

[@Kringleb3rry]

Dam bro i can only imagine getting ALL the way through the CORRUPTED solo just to have it end like that...omg dude ur a trooper bro thats one of the hardest NF's

[@FreshLavender]

My brain shuts off sometimes, we all have our moments, but this video is proof that destiny doesn't follow any physics safety guidelines

[@Dokkaebi7431]

Seeing some of these makes me really miss exotic missions like presage, those were fun times

[@ka2big]

These are great and show how much work and effort goes into all those flawless runs. Keep up the amazing work.

[@Scorpionsan5]

This kind of things (Killed by Architects, misadventure, teleporting bosses etc.) is why i will NEVER be able to do GM flawlessly :D Amazing video to show that even best guardian has trouble sometimes within the game

[@Tokio-h5l]

This is why...The Architect is the Final Shape

[@soopahcaboose]

Some of these physics based deaths are new to me, like you just flying foe no reason some times haha

[@mcmastermilitiadragonborn3288]

When the only thing stronger than you is The Architects, they need to use their powers as much as possible to slow you down

[@emti29]

that datalice @1:51 is so worth it to die for

[@themememaster423]

Why yes, the only counter to Esoterickk: the Architects.

[@hutchservesgaming]

Destiny, when you fail because you get geometried

[@thamm89]

Sheesh! The man was just trying to collect some datalattice!

[@dio4296]

1:35 Chef's kiss on that music timing edit

[@thynameiskingblen4331]

All the times the game gave you the middle finger, I would love to see more of these in the future

[@brandonhaag52]

It's nice to know that even one of the best players in the game has all of these stupid unavoidable deaths once in a while

[@zylo4029]

It's kinda comforting to know that even a player like yourself dies to stupid stuff like randomly getting thrown into a wall at mach 5 by an enemy that doesn't even have a knockback attack. I can't imagine it's all that funny when you get sent back to orbit by it over an hour into a solo GM though Thanks for the laughs and the great content

[@MayFleet]

Pretty much the definition of getting bungied

[@douubledog4008]

🤣🤣🤣 absolutely hilarious! Loved it...

[@sean8082]

I always told my friends that you must have plenty of failed attempts at solo runs, good to see your not too proud and share them it shows how persistent you have to be for a solo gm

[@eir3831]

lesson learned: remember to bribe the architect harder next time.

[@A_Ereira]

Oh wow, was not expecting some Infinite Forest clips.

[@johnniemi3866]

Oh so he is human after all lolz but still a legend. Respect.

[@LordHojo]

It's refreshing to see that even Eso isn't safe from the architects and misadventures lol

[@marih.1619]

Imagine the screams lmaooo