How to Grow a Blue Diamond

[@Vitaliuz]

_- "Nice ring, girl!"_ _- "Thanks, it''s my grandma."_

[@sonictheflexhog6075]

lmao I have a black cross with silver lining, that has my brothers ashes, that I wear everywhere I get a lot of comments, like “dude that’s such a badass cross” “I love your necklace!” And not _always_ but a lot of the time I’ll tell them, “thanks it’s actually my brothers ashes!” And it gets awkward. lmfao I don’t mean to do this, but it makes me feel good when someone comments on it, and I just want them to know that I DO appreciate it, because it IS something very special to me.

[@fritzdaddy-135mmgetstagger4]

You mean "it was ya grandmas " " Nono my grandma said she wanted to shine bright like a diamond"

[@Specifix5]

​@@fritzdaddy-135mmgetstagger4 💀

[@olddirtybooger]

Most under rated comment

[@nicholassels7411]

A very literal lmao

[@evieinfinite]

imagine someone has a full jewelry box of rings with diamonds like this, with the name of the person engraved on the inside of the ring. Sounds like some kinda villain story.

[@nateyyetan858]

Could have them Lazer cut in the Diamond. Like how they do the serial numbers..

[@nastiasudislavleva2894]

That.. Is something I'm gonna put in my dnd game. It's brilliant.

[@JoeARedHawk275]

Could be some anime villain, where they make their enemies into diamonds after defeating them as a trophy

[@snowballars]

And they draw power from the soul diamonds or something

[@nastiasudislavleva2894]

@@snowballars or memories, personalities. And the wearer of such ring could pass themselves as that person (whose ashes in that diamond stone)

[@M08J0]

Hear me out: A James Bond villain, adorning himself with diamonds created from the ashes of his opponents.

[@iamnothale]

Yes.

[@beastdude]

Some would say that....diamonds are forever. :P

[@TylerTMG]

​@@beastdudeI'd make the stronger diamond lol

[@beastdude]

@@TylerTMG lol

[@TylerTMG]

@@beastdude lonsdaite is the best I can do HOW IS IT SPELT

[@WhoAmI-kb4vf]

I like the idea that he doesn’t use a respirator or mask. To know that he has someone’s grandpa inside of him, fills me with joy.

[@atch300]

Why

[@atch300]

Why does that fill you with joy

[@justins21482]

dark humor, definition of....@@atch300

[@Mythicalgoon]

@@atch300 hes being sarcastic man...

[@aelfwealld]

I think you guys don’t understand him. The grandfather he’s talking about was called joy. It was his nickname.

[@shoosty6092]

“You take about a half-cup of grandma-“

[@smokedouthippy2557]

😂😂😂

[@ataparag232]

HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA

[@cranimation2133]

almost spit drink

[@andrewhammond8852]

💀😂

[@beanohughes797]

Self raising or plain?

[@sirbear4962]

we’re literally watching someone’s deceased relative sit in a measuring cup

[@iroj5413]

Fr underrated comment 😂

[@numberonesilver6937]

Nah, it’s just ashes, no organic matter 😢

[@lazytedd93]

@@numberonesilver6937that’s exactly what ashes are. Organic matter lol

[@KibaNicole]

true

[@Thatguy420-69]

Only like 1/1000th😊

[@QisHD]

The phrase "keep your friends close and your enemies closer" just got a new meaning.

[@AnonymousForCS]

💀

[@vihreelinja4743]

Biden should be put under a PRESS and turned in to liquid.

[@DPGDraws]

Oml 😂 I know what to do with my next enemies now

[@uRimiRu]

😳

[@zyanidwarfare5634]

Embed a diamond made from their ashes into a ring made from their bones

[@paulthedoge]

Someone is about to turn their family into infinity stones

[@usipussi6647]

😂💀

[@elijahknox4421]

I know they're technically emeralds but I want to turn into super sonic

[@Qwert-4960]

Infinity souls has a soul in it

[@heshamsaadeh2295]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@yatora826]

"I got family" -Dominic Toretto

[@brardshepp]

"We'll make diamonds from their ashes. Take them into battle with us. Real Diamond Dogs."

[@powerunderpressure5219]

Somebody had to say it

[@JadeWarShitpost]

"Mmmm these ashes all over my FACE!" Lol

[@avinavdutta9336]

Shining light, even in death?

[@sigmamale6128]

Honestly the best scene in gaming history

[@TokenMCPE]

Im happy someone referenced this

[@sus9271]

imagine a whole family heirloom that has diamonds added to it everytime someone dies

[@Slamson808]

Infinity gauntlet of family members

[@onepotatotwopotato8920]

That sounds pretty cool ngl. Cool, but expensive.

[@sus9271]

@@onepotatotwopotato8920 so true, but i mean not everyone dies at the same and maybe to make it work better you'd have to pay for your crystal yourself (unless you don't want to be added)

[@watkinator4413]

Brilliant. Until someone steals it.

[@johngreen5069]

Family jewels?....might of been done

[@ewiwo]

imagine someone stealing it and never knowing it's someone's else's deceased parent 💀

[@StevenB83]

That's how you get fucking haunted

[@123brendan100]

​@@StevenB83 that's a hell of a antitheft system

[@supworld8963]

​@@123brendan100 or more of a reason to take it for ransom

[@Steel-Pinnings]

🎼Down at the pawn shop.🎶

[@StarFinderWebb]

​@@StevenB83 ghost arnt real. Just like Jesus.

[@hakuboii3996]

This brings "A diamond is a girl's best friend" to a whole other level

[@miguelguillen6496]

In the diamond zone

[@thomasdickson35]

Or a diamond is someone's girlfriend.

[@randybugger3006]

Brings a whole new meaning to "family jewels"

[@-LowResDream]

Ok Amy schumer.

[@crayon4203]

Coal to diamonds, sold to fools

[@Ratsk1n]

FOUL 💀💀💀

[@TheKaminoExtra]

😅😅😅CHIIILLLL

[@raisedbywolvesz]

I'm dead lol

[@HuslWusl]

Imagine a necklace as a family heirloom that gets more and more gems added to it with every generation. Or a ring collection

[@jwoods1732]

So I'm not the only one with that in mind.. could make a literal family tree ornament with these things

[@STONYMONTANA243]

The infinity gauntlet

[@Kepler_2258]

@@STONYMONTANA243 Lmao

[@Will-mk5pj]

Vaguely terrifying concept to explain but sounds very Skyrim, i’m in.

[@Eli-rk7qy]

Your a Genius I'm going to do that

[@mvlad8725]

PLOT TWIST: Rose from the Titanic unknowingly threw out a preserved ancient giant.

[@zinx6809]

It was the key to stop the aliens from invading earth. So sad that the secret weapon of humanity, that giant is now nowhere to be found

[@mvlad8725]

@Zinx Numerous conspiracy theorists, along with the creative aid and technology of the ever-dedicated James Cameron, have spent the last decade plumbing the icy depths of several suspected key sites along the ocean floor, all in hopes of rediscovering this priceless historic marvel. Bear witness to the exciting finale on the latest episode of _Ancient Aliens_ ! Saturday, at 2 PM.

[@icecraftgaming8661]

"How are black diamonds made?" My lawyer has advised me not to continue this joke

[@t.nightmaressoul9769]

XDD

[@Oldowl-v6n]

Thank you, but I think your right😅

[@NirDavidovitz]

When NBA and WNBA unite 😂

[@flahboi]

Ofcourse using bla Nah,my lawyer call

[@yeswithcheese]

My man casually scooping out human remains like its protein powder

[@rightchris3443]

Lmao

[@themeltingpoint3867]

Welllllll if you think about it....

[@turtlestache1212]

Forbidden Pre. Thanks grandma for these GAINS

[@olliknecks]

Forbidden pre

[@catboy_official]

They're watching over you in the gym 🥺

[@MrPsychopathy]

1000 years after the apocalypse, you'll have necromancers looking for these from our ruins in order to imbed them into their staffs or some shit.

[@lishrich]

Underrated comment

[@kevinpappers4494]

This.... This wins the comment section

[@noodIemonster]

origin story of the Infinity Stones

[@marypaquette8705]

I like the way you think😊

[@AlexDeLarge1]

Soul gems. Elder Scrolls is just future earth after billions of years of plate tectonics.

[@hakimeben5999]

New threat unlocked: "I'll be wearing your ashes"

[@SpartanGSD]

I wear my grandma's ashes in a gold star pendant lol

[@francesconapoli9970]

Kratos: hmh

[@dhananjayjoshi7574]

The content I pay my internet bills for

[@J_Star_34]

I've never seen this comment on anything else and that's surprising. I loved thst comment

[@hitzoneproductions7858]

Gold

[@Vogo]

yup we need this comment in these bad times of shilposting

[@ColinDale-y6o]

The comment I pay my Internet bills for

[@Froke415]

In a good or bad way

[@larrytate4586]

Grandma always said, “She was a diamond in the rough. “

[@Scumful]

im your 100th like lol just wanted to acknowledge that.

[@POL_IRIS]

Cough* cough* 101th

[@Scumful]

@@POL_IRIS ayye my guy! now its up to 115! hes rolling in likes. but i think its supposed to be 101st lmao or was that supposed to be joke? or genuine mistake? either way just letting you know incase. no hate

[@user-py5qg1kp7p]

​@@POL_IRISt

[@user-py5qg1kp7p]

​@@POL_IRIS9😅

[@_squarecube]

it seems weird but also very comforting that they are always with you not just figuratively but literally

[@azietheazie]

*spiritually? Nice comment anyway 😅

[@todd_raymond]

Disrespectful to them.

[@DonJulio600]

Yeah it is until someone steals it

[@MixMastaCopyCat]

@@todd_raymond It's always weirded me out when strangers decide what is disrespectful to other strangers without having asked them first

[@DILLIGAS-GAMING]

I'd be worried I'd lose it, and what happends to the rest of the ashes ? I guess you get them back?

[@daviclemons6910]

It's crazy to think about a loved one just being powder in a bag one day. The jewel that comes from it actually makes this seem not so rough.

[@adnauseam7825]

It’s really nice actually, gives you a family heirloom to be kept for god knows how long while also preserving someone’s memory

[@Dweemo]

a diamond in the rough

[@sarahcox9284]

I'm not quite sure how I feel about this, on the one hand it would be lovely to have a diamond set in a piece of jewellery that was part of your loved one, the other part of me finds it very strange🤔

[@kristopherdetar4346]

As God said, “dust you are and dust you will return”. Genesis 3:19

[@adnauseam7825]

@@sarahcox9284 i understand that but to me it seems more important than leaving a loved one in a grave and visiting it every so often it’s something you could look at every day and remember them

[@sora2534]

imagine instead of a family masoleum you have a family jewelry cabinet

[@57ha]

engrave their faces on their diamond

[@Talia.777]

☠️☠️

[@Teqnyq]

Now this here, son... Is your great uncle Tom

[@AlexDeLarge1]

@Vex I think it actually sounds kinda cool.

[@pantazev]

@Vex, but is it?

[@4chinsanonymoose37]

The way he just says "these are human" is just so fucking funny

[@ViniciusVetor]

Later in the video you can see that it was Oscar Culp.

[@tibtib295]

He said it is pet's ashes

[@leksasdf]

​@@tibtib295no he didn't

[@syntheticmonkey]

​@///AmgFanboi74 yeah he did. He said "People or pets ashes"

[@leksasdf]

@@syntheticmonkey...then pointed at the ashes and said "this is human" come on man, at least watch the video.

[@danisgud8365]

Ahh, yes, let me get spare human ashes real quick so I become rich.

[@adamdadds4566]

Any carbon will do

[@TantalumPolytope]

​@@adamdadds4566 everything else is boring tho

[@N0411REGIS]

​@@TantalumPolytope you got the point there

[@notoriousnite]

Not how that works… you won’t become rich. The cost to have them do it is way more than the diamond ends up being worth.

[@ligmabouls]

​@@notoriousnite stfu bro. Diamonds are useless rocks anyway. Diamonds are worth what people wanna pay for it. If noone bought any jewelry they would be scattered around the streets... rocks.....

[@brookeee_78]

"this is human" so casually was crazy 😭

[@Otomazeman]

Let's all give respect to the Pirates for having ambitions to get treasures and jewelry. They're actually after your Mom.

[@kccc13puh69]

They trying to get dat booty.

[@basicallyrk4018]

They're looking for Booty!

[@dauntewright8850]

So that's why it's called pirates booty

[@nuttynoah5342]

So they think that my mom is a gem and a treasure. What charming gentlemen 😍

[@robertnett9793]

So, they were after booty after all...

[@LuvBella333]

A whole new meaning to "Family Jewels"

[@bae_onetta]

Wouldn't you wanna make diamonds out of cremated balls

[@imfromthegovandimheretohelp]

Top comment

[@imfromthegovandimheretohelp]

​@@bae_onettathe carbon left would be the size of diamond seeds lol

[@FSEVeco]

Collecting your dead relatives like the Infinity Stones. 😬

[@JohnDoe-np4kt]

@@imfromthegovandimheretohelppffft speak for yourself champ

[@DallasHarv]

family jewels. literal family jewels

[@bleakk4606]

Family meal

[@beddie683]

Jews*

[@jpmotovlogs996]

What if it’s a ball sack that was burned. It’s the family jewels jewels

[@jpmotovlogs996]

What if it’s a ball sack that was burned. It’s the family jewels jewels

[@pornhub1]

Lol

[@nN0_ONE_EVER]

"Hey where's Grandma?" "Right here 💍"

[@lukasluger6258]

“These are human-“ said so fucking casually

[@Rin-vh9so]

WE'RE human.

[@JorgeSanchez-sh2nl]

What stage of capitalism is this?

[@spookydooky666]

I mean it should be a casual thing. We treat death like it's this cursed, forbidden thing. It's gonna happen to us all eventually.

[@JuniperofTheWolves]

⁠@@spookydooky666death shouldn’t be feared, dying should be a part of everyone’s knowledge. A death in the family is easier to cope with when you aren’t afraid or you understand that the clock stopped for that individual. You cry, you grieve, then you stand up and move along

[@f804.de.ruyter]

​@@Rin-vh9soi have no idea man, the type the communists were afraid of

[@scottreynolds5289]

Something old, something new, something borrowed AND something blue… Nailed it.

[@pfranks75]

That’s funny!

[@sylviaivie7047]

Bet you don't know the final phrase in that saying and what it means.

[@Jujubee87]

My brain is tired... what's the borrowed part?

[@TotallyFreakingRandom]

​@@Jujubee87the body,I guess

[@dlclarke1994]

Exceptional 🤣

[@barrydillard2130]

a true soul gem.

[@whippethacreem7299]

Sorry grandma, I need to recharge my Daedric War Axe

[@BAD_HOBO]

M'aiq was soul trapped once. Not very pleasant. You should think about that once in a while.

[@CMyBigHarryBLLS]

Soul left at death I know it's a joke just pointing it out

[@skillissue25]

to the soul cairn with you

[@snakesaredragons]

@@whippethacreem7299 😂

[@elysej87]

I can’t wait till I can afford to have a diamond made! I just lost my last pet coturnix quail to cancer and I want her ashes turned into a little pink diamond to put into a ring. I miss her so much but it would be such a beautiful way to remember such a beautiful little soul ❤️

[@tnynfox1669]

This quail is so overcooked, its owner is wearing it as a ring

[@TPerez1021]

"Black diamonds are made from the souls of our enemies."

[@epicnoob5160]

They're made from black people

[@TheA4knight]

Wait that sounds a little racist

[@krapture]

"I thought I could only fill up black diamonds with black sou-" "NO NO NO"

[@generalgrievous262]

@ShwadZ How is that remotely racist whatsoever

[@TrazynPrime]

@@TheA4knightwhen you look for racism in everything eventually start seeing everything as racist

[@Theparadisechannel]

Just when you want to rest in peace but people mistaken you for a diamond piece. Edit: Never had so many likes before. I'm quite famous. Thanks lovely people. Stay blessed.

[@MarbleClouds]

Rest in piece

[@letmesleepinpeace7052]

Same

[@victormena4466]

Ppl wear crosses

[@MyJon1]

Jfc this is the best dad joke ever😂😂

[@sergiv5613]

I don't really bother making them, I usually just harvest the soul gems I need from enemies or buy them.

[@vicous_wolf]

😂😂

[@boppin403]

Skyrim reference ❤

[@DogmadawgMAMR]

@@boppin403elder scrolls reference booooi

[@vibez2806]

I normally just spam it to fast level conjuration

[@vicous_wolf]

@@vibez2806 🤣

[@yousifgamer0073]

"Yo bro, nice wedding ring" "Its my dad" "You mean your dads ring?" "No, its my dad"

[@DS-rd8ud]

"We'll make diamonds from their ashes. Take them into battle with us. We are Diamond Dogs."

[@ambervr7554]

Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain

[@ambervr7554]

I love that quote

[@titusballard1906]

A man of culture 😎💎🐕‍🦺

[@catfishrob1]

"The loved one's carbon disc" is not a phrase I ever thought I'd hear.

[@mikathomo391]

Yea... something about it doesn't feel right.

[@TheVeganVanguard]

We've been turning loved ones into carbon discs for years now so it was just a matter of time Rob 😂

[@kkalama9877]

Carbon disc...like the Netflix show Altered Carbon.

[@drcakemd7114]

We truly live in a timeline

[@10_1_25_TSLR]

​@@TheVeganVanguardbut Rob's a catfish I don't think any of his "loved ones" even know about carbon or carbon discs

[@jonathandavidson9154]

Like a phoenix that rises out of its ashes as it passes. Ingenious

[@lexiiiilooou]

more like igneous am i right 😬

[@justamanofculture12]

A man of culture as well

[@imagineeverythingels]

2

[@DC67O4]

@@lexiiiilooou 🥁🐍

[@TheManyEyedOne]

​@@lexiiiilooou Except this time It's no longer Alive.

[@adamhayden5152]

My dog died 6/28/23 and I wish I would’ve know about this before. Would’ve been nice to have her with me the rest of my life.

[@melodygangrecords1582]

It's better to know where they are buried rather than do this and lose the diamond

[@jericosunio9673]

The memories you've had and made with her through all the years is good enough :)

[@jd2161]

​@melodygangrecords1582 lol no, it's not. Do people lose wedding rings often? Animal Graves get dug up often. Areas get cleared out. This is truly for life

[@Iam_Yu627]

So sorry.

[@littlewolfpovs9164]

My parents have her burried in their garden. I have her x-rays at my home and her collar. If I'd have her made into a diamond I'd wear everyday, I'd cry everyday. But at the same time it'd be comforting. Did you burry yours?

[@ORGANICsoulJAZZ]

Gives an entirely new meaning to 'diamonds are a girl's best friend' 🤔

[@thekatinator1926]

"This one is my dog Fifi, this one is my cat Stinker, this one is my gerbil Monica..."

[@tashsims4535]

'Diamonds ARE forever'

[@sterlinggecko3269]

Diamond used to be a girl's best friend 😆

[@michaelpettersson4919]

​@@thekatinator1926"And this is my right leg that I lost in an accident to be replaced by a prosthetic" 😉

[@kathrynb4683]

Well! That just sent chills up my spine...😲😝😏😁

[@yolaramz8666]

I actually like the idea. Out of ashes comes something beautiful that you can use

[@thetruthexperiment]

Use for what?

[@davidroyl2241]

​@Joey Mormann it's a nice way to hold the memory of someone dear to you.

[@SJ47668]

It’s very expensive.

[@KM-wf9yx]

@@SJ47668 - Not compared to a freaking funeral cost, it's not!

[@deadpool6072]

You mean, something beautiful that you can sell

[@dosilebanana5087]

"I will always be with you. Plant your roots in me. I won't see you end as ashes. You're all diamonds."

[@eltiopavilla5520]

V snake starts eating the ashes

[@MinillaIF]

Is this from metal gear or some other game? It's so familiar.

[@gcm347]

@@MinillaIF I looked it up and it says it's from metal gear solid V, so yeah! :D

[@eltiopavilla5520]

@@MinillaIF mgsv

[@Rhanissomeidiot]

The punpun pfp man.......

[@RacerTheNPC]

“What is your final wish before you die?” “I wanna be a diamond…” 😭😭😭😭 “We have to fulfill her wish” “DAMN GIRL NICE RING!” “Thanks, it’s my grandma” 💀💀💀

[@martinvargas1346]

Honestly this feels like a better way to carry someone you love with you. Just as long as you don’t try to sell it

[@electronicsandmusic2077]

*sells it*

[@TrazynPrime]

@@electronicsandmusic2077”im here to sell a diamond” okay what grade? “My grandpa”

[@electronicsandmusic2077]

@@TrazynPrime LMAOOOO

[@electronicsandmusic2077]

@@TrazynPrime grandma left me only $2000 in her will so I’m here to sell her

[@maziacthegreat5805]

Unrelated what would they be worth, No I don't want to sell my grandpa just morbid curiosity if you will

[@user-tf3qv9jg2k]

Imagine some ultra rich guy collecting his enemy ashes and turning them into Infinity Stones for his Gauntlet.

[@mojoe8005]

😂

[@animovie1]

that really got me man 😂

[@PauIieWalnuts]

Holy crap that's great

[@alexpeoples95]

Thank you for this XD

[@Watermelon_Man]

This comment is very underrated😂😂

[@bercor4948]

Imagine a burglar stealing a jewel box. Not realizing he just took 3 generations, a dog and a hamster with him.

[@Basementjacks]

Don't forget the family beloved parrot. But died by accident because it played with the dog a little too rough

[@bercor4948]

@@Basementjacks worst thanksgiving. Ever.

[@PabloPicasso-jx2wk]

😢

[@zeeke.tv_4842]

Theres something strangely existentially terrifying about seeing a pile of dust and being told "That was a human" in such a casual tone.

[@ATable4You]

Her: "Babe have you seen the dog anywhere?" Him: "No, but I did get you a nice engagement ring."

[@Blade_Azero]

This shit's golden

[@benjaminhendrickson5435]

@@Blade_Azero retriever?

[@AviFormat]

@@benjaminhendrickson5435 no, doodle

[@EliasKayama245]

gah damn

[@maruftim]

oh shit 💀

[@BaabuBawarchi22]

This guy is a gem.

[@gmahsanulhaque8580]

🤨📸

[@JayTX.]

Nice one 👌

[@justsomeguywhoisasaitamaforfun]

He will be someday..🗿

[@zadaniel]

not yet

[@sairakhan1754]

He will be one day

[@somenormaluser2407]

I have decided... I want to be a diamond when I'm older.

[@deadplaya]

Eh I just wanna be buried in my old car at the bottom of the sea

[@dewy341]

​@@deadplayayou can make that happen any time you want😅

[@danny-fu2zd]

​@@deadplayayou should try to reach out to Ocean Gate company, they will fulfill your wish while you are still alive.

[@tsukimaru131]

Why wait? 😂 You cold be one next month if you're ambitious enough

[@cannondorf]

Shine On, You Crazy Diamond!

[@robertoportfolio1378]

This is nice for people who have lost a relative.

[@ditt0550]

“Half cup of ashes” literally costed an arm and a leg for this diamond

[@Nabeel.Kamal.Ansari]

Animals can be used

[@scoper7897]

​@@Nabeel.Kamal.AnsariDONT DISRESPECR VEGAN COMMUNITY LIKE THAT EEVER AGAIN!!!

[@scoper7897]

​@@Nabeel.Kamal.AnsariLEAVE ANIMOLS AÖONE

[@charck]

​@@scoper7897what Are you gonna do about it😂😂😂

[@scoper7897]

@@charck USIT DOWN

[@marilyn.4224]

I wish I'd known this was possible when I had my late husband's ashes. We'd been happily married almost half a century when he died of cancer. I always told him he was my diamond in the rough, since I had no engagement ring.😊

[@_The_official_opp_stoppa]

Sorry for your loss. 😔

[@thenia8472]

Brooo that wouldve been SO POETICALLY BEAUTIFUL

[@OG710]

I'm sry for your loss 🙏

[@randallsmerna384]

Did you bury his ashes or scatter them? If buried you can exhume them to get the necessary ashes... (There is a legal way to do it. I believe you need to petition the court to allow it but you have to pay for all the related fees). I know my Pop is about 3' down in a plastic bag, in a cardboard, cubed, box, at the bottom of a square hole, in front of his tombstone.

[@ravenblackwing7888]

That’s so sweet. I’m sorry for your loss 😭😭😭

[@memecached]

gives a whole new meaning to "shine bright like a diamond"

[@kennybagpipes]

Shine on you crazy diamond

[@itsoktoberight4431]

​@@kennybagpipes I was going to say that also but these young people probably wouldn't get it

[@Cyan_Ryan]

I could only think of Jaboody Dubs when I saw this comment.

[@Gatsu_Gambino]

Diamonds don't shine... they refract light

[@memecached]

@@Gatsu_Gambino "Diamonds shine because they have a high refractive index." Definition of shine: to send out or to send back (reflect) light; to be bright Therefore, diamonds do shine. Learn and comment rather than trying to act like a smartass. It's a lifelong skill that will help you in future from making a fool of yourself.

[@thomasdickson35]

After he said "take a half cup of ashes" my brain was actually anticipating the rest of the recipe. 💀

[@orangessmeel245]

I am wondering how much this costs. My black lab just died and it would be great to see her as a a jewel that she was. Thank you, this made my day seeing that you can do this.

[@angelaschnepp9953]

Starting price is 3k I just looked it up for the same reason

[@orangessmeel245]

@@angelaschnepp9953 Thank you, I will have to look into places near me

[@Elina_Strongbear]

​@@orangessmeel245 if you can't afford anything expensive you can get the ashes put in resin. My dog passed away last year and her ashes were put into a ring with pigment the same colour as her coat (Pepper corn mix) it looks lovely and it was only £40. A few shops on Etsy do it.

[@orangessmeel245]

@@Elina_Strongbear alright that might be what I do, thanks

[@randybugger3006]

​@@angelaschnepp9953 that's affordable. I wonder how many stones can be made out of one person?

[@Sheikmeister69]

"I won't cast your ashes to the heartless sea..... You're all diamonds"

[@zro9712]

I was looking for this😂

[@HintsV2]

🫡 We're Diamond Dogs.

[@andvjuan]

🫡

[@bigobloks1656]

Thank you for commenting this! 🙏

[@DYeahGo]

Wooh! Lezgo D-Dogs!

[@HACKTACULAR.]

He whipped out his family jewels, and they were the most beautiful pair I’ve ever seen 🤩

[@manniefresh7354]

My jewels were blue one time. Not fun

[@hadi878]

Bro 😂💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂

[@tusar7864]

Did whipping result in cream ?

[@RoyalTfrii]

Ayo 🤨📸

[@NapsAreBetterThanSex]

​@@manniefresh7354 only one time? Sure.

[@lorilynnepowell6869]

Totally awesome,this is what I said I wanted when I pass. I saw this a few yrs ago n I thought it was so friggin cool. What away to last forever in someone's life. ❤

[@TheGamerPro191]

I think my favorite thing about the whole video is the respect he carries for those who are lost, he calls them loved ones and not the deceased or anything, to me that shows the care he puts into his work

[@MIS315]

Lol where do you see respect in this

[@Joethelegalweaseloffical]

@@MIS315 they fucking explained where are you blind?

[@Eclipse-lw4vf]

@@MIS315it’s respectful. He could talk about their ashes as if it was just a product he was making when in reality it’s someone’s remains that’s very dear to another. Saying loved one is much more respectful than saying deceased. While both are technically right and neither is disrespectful imo, saying loved one Carries more respect and genuine care than deceased

[@BigSmokeLV]

Marketing technique

[@MattSeconds]

Did you just assume my gender?

[@oggyreidmore]

With 6 kids, you can make infinity stones that combine to make a Mom gauntlet. Edit: Apparently everyone is taking this to mean that a mother has 6 dead kids (or worse, KILLED 6 kids) and made stones with them. No. The mother had 6 kids. The mother died. The kids used her ashes to make 6 stones that combine on a mom gauntlet. The mom lived a long happy life and the kids and mom loved each other. The family loved Marvel movies. People die eventually. There's nothing morbid here. Stop blowing up my inbox.

[@stressedpanda5689]

6 dead kids? Mom should be in JAIL

[@oggyreidmore]

@@stressedpanda5689 Why?

[@MotchSug]

​@@stressedpanda5689the fuvk???🤔

[@BearNecessities-X]

That is so fucked 😅

[@2018legotiefighter]

@@BearNecessities-Xbruh shut up and keep politics out of it I swear to god, your the type of person to bring your own opinions to everything and this isn’t even related, just keep your opinions to yourself

[@davidhg117]

"We'll make diamonds from their ashes" *Man who sold the world by Midge Ure starts playing*

[@through_the_animus5045]

We Are Diamond Dogs....

[@dominoespizza1756]

I think kurts fits better

[@corkadorka2362]

@@dominoespizza1756 Not in this case, not at all

[@crypticscrutiny]

​@@corkadorka2362 what about Bowie's?

[@dominoespizza1756]

@@corkadorka2362 it does the way I interpret it

[@martinsworld8678]

How to become truly "immortal" you might be dead, but your remains can easily survive past humanity itself. That diamond will stick around for billions of years if just slightly protected.

[@TheCycloneable]

I finally understand what Venom Snake said in MGS V: "We'll make diamonds out of their ashes, carry them to the battlefield"

[@chamsbenzina]

Man of culture as i can see ❤

[@salmahlizerd]

I’ve been wondering for years why i kept finding diamonds in the desert in MGSV 😅 NOW I KNOW WHY

[@moneyong5451]

Just don't say to much about mgsv just about to finish guns of patriots

[@TY-PO]

*A staff member has died*

[@RollingxBigshot]

@@moneyong5451 oh what a journey you have

[@X10N1C]

Really took "Grandma will always be with you" to a whole other level

[@chez36]

"Whatchu wearing?" "My dad." "What?"

[@southernbelle183]

Thinking about doing this with my late pets. Two of my dogs passed away last year. And looking at their cremation boxes makes me sad, so maybe being able to turn them in to beautiful diamonds I can wear will be better ❤️

[@K_J_Coleman_Composer]

I adore how forthcoming you are about the behind the scenes of diamonds. Not many people realize how accessible diamonds are, much less that you can make them at all

[@WATCHMYCLIPSZ]

The diamond conspiracy 😮

[@razrv3lc]

Yep. Natural diamonds aren’t even rare. In some parts of the world, you can literally just dig them up in top soil in decent amounts. Gems like rubies, sapphires, and emeralds are all drastically rarer

[@lordsofafan372]

​@@razrv3lc you can thank the debeers group for the diamond "scarcity" . There's whole warehouses full of the things in reality. Tons and tons just stashed away. If I remember right it was then who made up the whole diamond engagement ring myth, now tradition. They needed a reason for them to have such high prices.

[@P8NT1]

I can’t wait to do this tutorial with my grandma

[@_Jean_Pierre_Polnareff]

Komentarze lepszy od filmu

[@artman3]

😆 🤣 😂 💀

[@MrWiseinheart]

With her participating or being part of the experiment?

[@jeanlawson9133]

Poor Granny..... AIN'T IT JUST AIN'T IT 😎 lols

[@dannydetonator]

I would be honored if my grandchild implied this.. Only thing, i'm not planning on having kids, never mind a grandchild😭😅

[@StillAlekh]

-"Hey, nice ring" -"Thanks, it's my grandpa" -"Oh, you mean your grandpa's, right?" -"No, it is my grandpa"

[@syamnakmuay89]

I knew it.they made them and promoted them over and over again that they are the most valuable jewellery on earth.thank you for the great knowledge.

[@Lordran_Penance]

*"We'll make diamonds from their ashes. Take them into battle with us."*

[@canadianfrogproductions9417]

We arr diamond dogs

[@Smorans]

I like how he calls it “the loved one” idk why, but it’s really nice, maybe because it feels like he’s staying mindful that it’s not just carbon, it’s the remains of someone that was loved ❤️

[@descentmvm]

yea thats what i was thinking too.. alot of people nowadays are quite "cold" its nice seeing there is still good people out there it gives me hope.

[@ericolens3]

youve heard of corpse bride the movie now the sequel is coming out, "The Corpse Ring" yeah, ummm no. im fine just passing on the ring grandpa engaged to my grandma with. no need to make a cremation ring. i get it, "ashes to ashes, dust to dust" carbon is air but also is diamond. but i refuse to convert my ancestors into a item of economic value.

[@isaacholzwarth]

It weirded me out. Feels a lot more like a sales tactic to distract from the fact they're profiting off of people's dread relatives.

[@PythonPlusPlus]

This is how I want to be presented at my funeral. Maybe every family member gets converted into a diamond, and eventually you end up with an heirloom treasure chest of ancestors formed into diamonds.

[@PythonPlusPlus]

@Jimmer Pholiom If I just turned everyone I know into diamonds, I wouldn’t have very many.

[@punkassparker]

That would be awesome if each diamond didn't cost thousands of dollars

[@hangingchad_]

Some serial killer out there just had a great idea...

[@gingermaniac5484]

or read your comment of said great idea lol X3

[@OccupiedHandle]

I can already imagine the meeting b.w the main character and the serial killer at a bar where he opens a suitcase and shows the diamonds made out of the ashes of his victims

[@aurimay5720]

These are the type of shorts that make you check the comments so badly

[@tonymonxana992]

Fun fact: this is how you can make a diamond stronger than the natural diamonds found in the earth! They may be synthetic but they’re structurally better

[@Mustang-fu6on]

I really don't get why people say synthetic diamonds are worse than real ones. Oh, wait, I do. People have been artificially inflating the price of diamonds to keep its industry afloat. Like there's no actual distinction between a "real" diamond and an artificial one - but sellers will still tell you that artificial are worse.

[@TGMisKillingTheMiddleClass]

​@@Mustang-fu6onThat's not even considering the fact that natural diamonds are mined with child slaves. You might as well get a necklace made of child slaves teeth

[@OUTDOORS55]

No, that's actually not true

[@chrisfalx3251]

@@Mustang-fu6on there definitely is a distinction between them u just said it , in the structure perfectly as opposed to natural ones

[@Mustang-fu6on]

@@chrisfalx3251 yeah, but if it worked by that logic, artificial ones would be more expensive. Not the opposite.

[@nelsontembo8324]

this gives " you're precious to me" a new meaning

[@Mr.Clean69420]

“My PrEcIoUsSs”

[@sin3358]

My friend told me she will save enough money to get her ashes turned to diamonds so all the people important to her will get something valuable after her death. I actually find this very heartwarming 🥺

[@marvinthemartian4044]

I love that

[@ferst262]

Horrible idea. Allow people to get over you and remember you for the good moments you shared, not for carrying a piece of your compressed corpse around..

[@Theothevaultscribe]

Unfortunately these types of diamonds aren’t worth that much, if anything. It’s very sweet but still.

[@thunderstar254]

Dumbest idea I've ever heard 🤦

[@tonymarselle8812]

@@Theothevaultscribe your mom isn’t t worth that much either

[@Randald]

"Ashes" lmao every part of this process from death to diamond is so steeped in euphemisms that people dont even understand what is happening anymore.

[@L2_Impart]

That's actually a nice form to carry memories of your loved ones forever

[@codpug]

Until your methed up brother sells grandma to the pawn shop

[@MLD11]

Until you die and your grandma ends up in a porn shop-never to rest 🙄 stupid

[@016steamy]

Forever?

[@tyrikforsythe981]

Bruh I’d make sure it became a tradition in the family…

[@imnolongerasking5933]

​​@@tyrikforsythe981"This ring was my father, and this ring was my father's father."

[@conmilktea]

"Loved one's carbon disc" is definitely an evolution material

[@Iosaef]

finna craft a new outfit with that material 😂

[@xasxter]

Item: "Loved One's Carbon Disc" Description: A carbon disc made out of a loved one's ashes. Can be made into a Legendary "Soul Diamond" item.

[@Mr_White69420]

sounds like a pokemon evolution stone

[@stinklewink2600]

Sound like something you would find in a futuristic Dark Souls

[@M_u_t_e96024]

I'd eat it.. 😋 wait wait.. what..

[@shanshansan]

Request for one diamond and you will remember your family. Request for multiple and you're on the watchlist. Society these days.

[@tasha3757]

Looool 😂 Underrated comment

[@Hilman_Faiz]

Time to collect infinity stones

[@Chino57038]

we live in a society

[@them8870]

about to put a few of these diamond seeds in the garden just to be sure

[@upsidedownnugget9531]

No idea why we dig for diamonds when we could have been growing them at home this whole time?!!?!?

[@LittleCart]

@@upsidedownnugget9531 the diamond industry doesn't want you to know this

[@IridescentMoth]

I don't know I've tried that with bird seeds but I haven't seen any bird pop out yet.

[@m4y013]

​@@upsidedownnugget9531 monopoly baby

[@upsidedownnugget9531]

@@LittleCart it’s unbelievable! I don’t think I want to know how they make blood diamonds now though.

[@abundantharmony]

Yea, you think that's "mom's ashes" but it's really everyone burned to a crisp within the past few days lol. They don't clean cremation chambers as often as you'd think. My stepdad used to clean them and told us tons of stories.

[@alternatelifee]

Bro really made a chaos emerald out of his fallen foes

[@Rawnchy]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Zer0cul0]

If I ever need a soul gem for making a proper phylactery, this is the guy I'm turning to.

[@Miskeen-33]

What? Like the thing you tie around your head and arm?

[@idiotically-everything]

​@@Miskeen-33 No, it's the thing that keeps liches alive

[@Miskeen-33]

@idiotically-everything oh aight idk man I thought they were talking about teffilin

[@shaunbeckett9475]

Imagine being this disillusioned 😬🤣

[@BatFan_Attic]

"No I am not a necromancer . it's just a family heir loom"

[@destroyerdog]

When I die, I want to be turned into a diamond no joke I want to shine bright like a diamond, and for my kid to have something to remember me by.

[@solid9739]

"I won't scatter your sorrow to the heartless sea. I will always be with you. Plant your roots in me. I won't see you end as ashes. You're all diamonds."

[@punikki9010]

Was looking for this one.

[@jjhoops023]

BOSS! 🫡

[@cheet0s_86]

Who wrote this phrase?

[@jjhoops023]

@@cheet0s_86 Hideo Kojima

[@cheet0s_86]

@@jjhoops023 thanks

[@x_Bandaman_x]

Bro I want to start a family heirloom/talisman that is a necklace with gemstones made from the ashes of each family member throughout the generations. First would be me and my brothers, then our kids, and then their kids, etc. I always thought it'd be cool for my great grandkids to be like, "Hey wanna see my great grandpa?" And then proceed to whip out a giant, bejewelled golden talisman.

[@eragonawesome]

Fucken same here man

[@Ruiso7]

A child pulling out a golden chain with a bunch of gemstones there... he would for sure get mugged... there goes the family heirloom, hope said family is an ancient mafia family that could get it back

[@Mrtalkingpancakes]

I really want a thanos glove with my pets or something now

[@whiteknight1479]

​@@Ruiso7 Now imagine the thief got haunted by all generation of the family member. Ah yes, my dude got curse by the whole family. Lmao.

[@reninparker9822]

and thats how you get a cursed artifact

[@Dstryrr]

Being crushed by immense stress and pressure even in death! I love it!

[@Happy8Kind]

Life doesn’t end after death.

[@mega_jonne1546]

​@@Happy8Kinddo u see dead dogs walking around? If you do seek mental help it might be beneficial to osychosis

[@michealklondike4049]

@@mega_jonne1546that’s not what they mean dawg ☠️

[@pencilbender]

How to ensure you will never be part of the universe again. You will never blossom into a flower, you will never have your dead cells feed and nurture living organisms again. You will truly be left alone.

[@tylersingleton9284]

The rough version looks better than the cut one. Makes it look like a unique gem in Skyrim that you would hord instead of selling.

[@toddsterleo1998tm]

Or a Core Crystal

[@blitzed5210]

Black Soul Gem (Grand)

[@gilsalazar8226]

Garnent vs Flawless Garnent

[@MustardController]

It looks like a sapphire from Skyrim

[@alexpipes2332]

​@@blitzed5210underrated comment

[@Sameoldage]

That’s so sweet. I don’t care what bad puns or jokes ppl say, but if I outlive my pups then this is how I will keep them with me

[@AlexanderMason1]

Do you have hundreds of thousands of dollars to spend on this? Because that’s how much it costs. Diamond \s aren’t cheap. Nor is growing them. Nor is growing them out of your dogs ashes.

[@zellafae]

A 0.10 to 0.19 carat colorless or blue memorial diamond will cost you $2,999 and a 3.00 carat colorless or blue diamond will cost you $50,000. I mean not the cheapest, but still not as expensive as you make it out to be.

[@AlexanderMason1]

@@zellafae you obviously haven’t looked up how much they charge. You are speaking out of your rear end.

[@AlexanderMason1]

@@zellafae also that diamond is a lot bigger than that. Besides you’re not just paying for the diamond but you’re paying for the process required to turn your pets ashes into a diamond.

[@pepepantuflas1]

For real

[@ivang0074]

"I won't see you end as ashes. You're all diamonds." -Pirate

[@TheAnnoyingBoss]

This is perfect application for "the design is very human"

[@aihereplia]

Technically, they are pirates, yeah.

[@JustSomeGuywithEpicGrasses]

I would've said human trafficker, but pirate works too.

[@saramartinez3142]

Also Metal Gear Solid 5? The Diamond Dogs ashes cutscene

[@JustSomeGuywithEpicGrasses]

@@saramartinez3142 what did you think we were talking about? Venom Snake has a missing arm and an eyepatch and he lives out on the seas with his merry band of misfits.

[@johnnylego807]

I love this company, I buy one too remind me of my ex after every relationship. Looks good on a ring!