Ethan Guesses Who’s High - Off The Rails #15

[@coreeenie8397]

Ethan not liking weed, but still being mad that he wasn’t in someone’s dream blunt rotation is major Michael Scott vibes.

[@MentosBejeweled2]

Every month Ryan - it’s every month

[@vexial12]

Let's not forget Ethan the type of boss to let his employees get high on the job

[@kirkjason24]

Ethan likes weed, he just doesn’t like the way it makes him feel anymore. You can tell he wishes he could still enjoy it though.

[@adyorvanderlei4767]

Big bad huge Micheal Scott vibes

[@ethanberry4306]

@@kirkjason24 he doesn’t like weed he doesn’t use it

[@busterbrown7087]

Ethan immediately attempting to throw math questions at people was the most unintentionally boomer thing

[@hayleyh2199]

😭😭😭

[@makaveli0_0]

fr i’m garbage at math when i’m sober

[@simondevol9663]

I have been smoking with friends and their parents call and start blasting them with math questions 😂

[@caitystepleton8938]

I felt bad for Zach I struggle with math alot too and wouldn't have been able to answer on the spot like that either especially mixed with the anxiety of being pressured like that he mentioned he wasn't comfortable doing it

[@Sprite_525]

That’s a great point, smartphones made arithmetic pointless, but before smartphones, us older folks needed it. So it’s perfectly boomer’ish to care about arithmetic at all lol

[@smallboi4508]

Not gunna lie, Ethan continually holding up the sonic pic to Sam asking “does this mean anything to you?” And then to Ian right after, was so fucking funny to me 😂😂😂

[@mh2120]

Thank you for your honesty

[@kevindube7096]

@@AshiwiZuni I swear she was about to pull out the “he’s so fast” line but just couldn’t get it to cross the thought-speech barrier

[@panchoB95]

you can tell she was fighting the high 😂

[@roseharvey2664]

Sam was the best and the Sonic picture was hilarious.

[@JulieboZ]

What’s the back story on the Sonic picture??

[@user-re8mt1nw4d]

dream blunt rotation: shredder, alfredo, the studio fruit flies, and ethan’s dad

[@kimberlymartin99]

ngl this would be a nightmare rotation for me hhahahha

[@cierrahauck9459]

Cursed rotation😶

[@user-re8mt1nw4d]

@@kimberlymartin99 the fruit flies are the nightmare

[@j4cki3.]

facts

[@HotPotathoe]

Wanted to like this but I refuse to be the guy who ruins the 420

[@beccasids9369]

I love how off the rails has turned into the crew being the co-hosts... I am so here for thisss

[@brianaslityoutubeyo937]

Yass i been thinking this

[@palomac7041]

I hope they’re paid like co hosts

[@christopherhammond5142]

That whole bit about reggae that lead into Ryan Kavanagh was fucking golden. Olivia is one fucking funny dude.

[@babyjay4107]

@@palomac7041 oh you know Ethan hooks them up

[@christianaella7043]

Love the crew...especially Olivia...love her vibe

[@emilyl1406]

Olivia saying "I was a fan of everybody and they turned out to be terrible people" I felt that.

[@nicvuk]

Yes!!! Ugh

[@gashkage22]

Or you can see past thier facades and spot they're all full of shit, and never like them to begin with.

[@Waraba_]

@@alexr2761 We’re gonna find out Ethan beats babies or something in a few years

[@digitalgrl308]

Sameeeeeee me and Olivia literally were fans of the same ppl and then they all turened out bad 😭

[@jojojaykay]

@@digitalgrl308 it means you guys are bad judges of character.

[@dianeschmidt17]

“Your eyes look like hamburgers” and AB mouthing “I’m high” has me nearly in tears

[@TorkilDjurhuus]

I think Post Malone originally said that to Ethan, am I right?

[@jennygagne9099]

@@TorkilDjurhuus yes!!

[@TorkilDjurhuus]

@@jennygagne9099 I just went to see if I was remebering correctly. it's at around 2.10 in episode 38!!

[@genetem]

@@TorkilDjurhuus wow you’re a real one for that!!! thx

[@christinecannibal844]

Fucking died because I just know exactly what hamburger eyes are hahahaha

[@BarbyQMan1]

This was Love's episode. He made a connection with the Island Boys on his own initiative and put together an incredibly important service announcement. We appreciate the Island King

[@cierrahauck9459]

Shout out to the Island King!!!!!

[@digitalgrl308]

YES we love the island king

[@AudiAddict]

Timestamp? Pls

[@Jeekobz]

@@AudiAddict around twenty minutes

[@LoicReviews]

Ok I will say this: Off The Rails is probably the most entertaining episodic show on this platform. Every skits/goofs you guys do that include whole the cast is on point and has me dead every. single. frickin. time.

[@ashleykelly1445]

Agree 💯

[@junkmoon-]

Same, it's my favorite.

[@LowTide941]

Wow a checkmarked comment that seems sincere and thoughtful. Not the usual “who’s been a fan since the beginning” or the ever favorite “H3 makes my day better”

[@BOWSA456]

More full cast segmentssss👏👏👏

[@kylesgarden8725]

Factoids

[@MartinZeldaTP]

Zack plays soundbite: "That's fraud!" Dan within 0.3 seconds: "Alleged" Dan is always so quick to cover the show's ass from potential legal threats.

[@blisskissed8527]

Standing ovation for Dan the Daddy 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@Bund___Germs_Bund]

That's what wizard's do lol

[@toltorg]

@@blisskissed8527 my local politician is named Dan and we call him daddy Dan lmao

[@null6778]

LOL for real

[@vegaf2011]

Especially now lol I think one more strike right or two left?

[@dcross0616]

This might be the best episode ever. Petition to make the “Who’s High?” Quiz an annual thing, this episode’s good vibes are off the charts but always in our hearts.

[@trina4205]

I petition for quarterly “Who’s High?” Quiz. Love love love this episode. Lol. Totally agree on the vibes.

[@Chelsinthebikeroom]

@@trina4205 weekly plz😂

[@caylinmar3983]

420th like on the comment!! 😵‍💫🥲

[@santifdz1422]

Fuck annual, make it monthly

[@howardjacob8514]

I petition for an eighthly "Who's High?" Quiz

[@alexcarr5190]

When Ethan said “We all drink water, Dan. It’s a prerequisite for life” I lost it

[@priscillanazar1152]

🤣🤣

[@zalamboi]

😂 saame

[@Pamelalrene]

Ethan gushing over his dogs' feet is the cutest thing I've seen in a while

[@eomuse6641]

the fact that Love really got into an ig live with the island boys is so funny

[@han6061]

Ikr lmaaao

[@Escave734]

My

[@GrapeMaitland]

Actually crying at it 😂 so funny

[@abbsterlicious5186]

“you do you have a lot of islands in sweden?!” 🤣

[@Badgirlmichelle]

He really understood the assignment lol

[@funkyflurry88]

The crew member that came up with this segment definitely just wants to see if they can safely come to work high

[@hunterchristian5229]

that’s funny asf

[@kristinehansen.]

😂

[@kristinehansen.]

Dan had me fooled

[@DignanDerkin]

or go stoned from day one so they think you're just like that

[@kristinehansen.]

@@DignanDerkin you are a professional I see

[@tommid2765]

AB said “no I’m playing” like 10 times and I’ve never heard him say it before (along with the complete lack of eye contact and confidence) I knew he was stoned

[@lauriceaustin8237]

The no im playing thing is what convinced me of his non sobriety also 🤣🤣

[@jayce6172]

He says that all the fucking time

[@tommid2765]

@@jayce6172 r u ok

[@maybetomorrownewmaker]

@@tommid2765 no, he's playing

[@bigchefdog]

AB “nah i’m just playin” Ayad

[@lonewonderer]

I honestly love how Off The Rails has included the crew more and more each episode. I love that family/friend dynamic 👏

[@throast90]

Every episode of H3 is Families

[@ronniewhitedx]

I honestly love loving honestly honestly love is honest

[@gem1496]

ong

[@ronniewhitedx]

@@Kigoz4Life no

[@Blake4months]

seeing them post on ig each week with everyone always makes my heart full cause once it was just two of them and now look how big their family's gotten

[@LindseyFaithsingsandthings]

As a mom of a young boy with Tourette’s similar to Ethans. Her comments always were so crazy to me with how ignorant an adult could be about a disorder that even just a quick internet search could educate you on how there is so much more to this disorder then people know. Seeing them all compiled together is just wow…

[@brittnay279]

She literally knew someone with Tourette’s, it was like a feigned ignorance. She didn’t even need to Google it to know better. It always really frustrated me

[@dirtydan5281]

It really did sadden me. A lot of people's perception of tourettes is those who have tics such as swearing, screaming, etc. because that seems to be the only form that gets much attention, despite being rare. I'm glad Ethan has helped show a different side of tourettes and hopefully has educated people even a bit

[@genericname8727]

Yeah my brother has quite significant coprolalia (so he’d involuntarily say potentially-offensive words and phrases), but it’s not like she was even informed about or respectful toward those with those more extreme tics

[@BDBD16]

She is just ignorant period. How she even makes money baffles me.

[@deek4739]

Imagine if we all took the time to get educated on the spectrum of disabilities and disorders out there to make us better and more understanding people.

[@laikenrodrigue7501]

“Like Pokémon for her to collect” oh god. Almost fell of the couch laughing 😂

[@AnnabelleXD]

That was such a good line 😂

[@lindyd4962]

Same! I was cracking up out loud when they said that. 🤣🤣🤣

[@pineapplepanclocks1795]

Thank ru

[@madisonashley6294]

Ethan is LIVING for everyone laughing super hard at his jokes when they are high 😂😂

[@_Biggg_t]

Lmaooooo the way he looks around at everyone with that grin on his face

[@AngeMaree]

"I was her Muslim" - obvious sadness from AB "I was her Tourettes. She collected us like Pokemon" - Ethan trying to cheer AB up *chefs kiss*

[@leonardo.diCATio]

@Paul Bunyan why are you replying this on every comment? you're on his channel, you're gonna see positive comments on it. get over yourself we can also see your account was only made three days ago. and, in those three days you've made 37 comments on this channel. kind of suspicious if you ask me.

[@highlikeheaven]

Paul Bunyan y r u going thru everyone’s comment just to be a hater 😭

[@emmarosie7176]

Oh god this “chefs kiss” makes me cringe so hard

[@Boorosan]

@@leonardo.diCATio just one of those trish stans i guess

[@janenebebebe2487]

@Paul Bunyan dan the hater undercoverrr

[@Evansux1301]

I LOST IT at AB “I’m an Islam boy!”

[@Cessate]

This entire "guess whose high" segment, and the following chaos afterwards, was one of the funniest things ever. Watching the crew go off the rails (no pun intended), is an individual podcast I'd watch so hard.

[@akillen77]

Revenge rules

[@chxllxc]

yesss

[@nissemannen1000]

I agree😂 i am dying 💀💀 they need to do this more

[@maylawson6520]

give the crew their own podcast 😭😭😭

[@noirling1]

It's flipped!

[@marinavelasanford]

Is no one going to talk about Ethan saying “Samantha?” And Sam saying “no its Sam” then she realized *oh Samantha is my full name* “yeah its Samantha”

[@basstrammel1322]

That was a great moment, and then the In-n-Out gave it away.

[@maritron]

As a Mariana who goes by Mari I get it

[@tarynjones3505]

Literally dying when Ethan is trying to explain why 15 x 5 doesn’t equal 50 and then he just goes “let’s move on”

[@dizzy_foxx]

I’m just hear*ing* this right now as I’m reading this comment. Same thing happened to me last otr

[@frosty_teacup]

That part was so hilarious 😭😭😭 sorry Zach

[@fries_frames]

Love casually throwing in "Sweden has the most islands in the world" on the Live has me in actual tears! 😂

[@lotothetra]

The flex 😭😭😭

[@rev000088]

Fika vibes

[@Paula-zt9ol]

Fika for lyfe

[@fries_frames]

@@rev000088 Big Fika Energy

[@fries_frames]

@@Paula-zt9ol FIKA SQUAD LET'S GO

[@laowhy86]

Love trying to blend in with the Island boys makes me die in a good way

[@evilfriedrice277]

wu mao 👋🏼

[@bradean2781]

Have you watched Ethan’s podcast with Hasan?

[@jared2520]

just tickled that laowhy86 walks among the footsoldiers! So epic big fan Lao!

[@shayrockmusic]

Would love to see advchina on h3 one day! Either way, ya'll are doing God's work Edit: positive shit 🤙

[@OnlyJ.O.B]

bros in love with china 💀

[@christmastiger]

1:23:16 the way Sam responded "Yes" when Ethan asked if she still wanted the burgers was SO FREAKIN' PRECIOUS, whatta gem

[@re_i_gn]

I love your name and profile picture

[@christmastiger]

@@re_i_gn why thank you! ☺️ It was a line from the movie Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, but I love the idea of a holiday-loving tiger.

[@jaimecohen7584]

Sam is adorable ❤

[@toastcalm]

The further off the rails this show gets, the better it becomes. I thought Silent Library couldn't be topped, but this was hilarious

[@saleatseggs]

i agree 🥰🥰

[@hettel_visual]

My tier list is 1. Who's high? 2. Squid Game 3. Silent library

[@JOE-ROGAN-CLIPS.]

Yesss

[@ashleyyc_95]

Silent library had me dyinggggg the whole episode

[@xoKPxAPxo]

This comment is exactly how I feel!

[@girlbythewillow]

I LOVES this episode. Favourite OTR. Ethan gushing over his dogs feet, the banter between all the crew, the islander boys, ethans song, EVERYTHING. This episode was the BEST

[@Loulou4uu]

Best part of the podcast is at 1:14:45. Ian: “If I were to make a new color I’d call it Shipple.” Dan: “Is it related to purple at all?” Ian: “No, I’m getting kinda like a limeish blue”

[@tiger-lily3014]

So funny

[@EliHolland]

Haha it’s so fuckin funny, but I think I heard “shiffle”

[@AnnaVictrix]

Ethan: “A bunch of p0theads working here.” Olivia: “That makes sense.” Olivia with the unintentional shade 😂

[@VCCassidy]

Dan is indistinguishable high or sober. We need to see him dab.

[@cassidybrewer]

Agreed

[@Alex-ym5ox]

100%

[@whip8]

The man would maybe let out a giggle. Stoned cold stoner.

[@FlannelPrime]

Nah he's wearing yellow glasses in this one

[@sgtkush2115]

Dan is a good man 😁

[@tk8364]

I could tell Dan was high because of how excited he was to do the segment.

[@cindyvazquez4069]

High Dan is indeed a happier Dan😂

[@cassidybrewer]

Between this and Silent Library, you guys have been killing it lately. Seriously.

[@jessicag5398]

I agree, I’d love to watch the H3 pod play more games

[@Alex-ym5ox]

It's so odd how the episodes that the fanbase universally love the most have the least amount of views. Those two episodes are some of my favourite of all time.

[@bananasforever05]

Dan is fucking hilarious every episode his dry humor is great.

[@sunshinebarker-davenport2745]

I like to dip it in mayo

[@oogachaka.studio]

Humor as dry as his mouth

[@paulbaker9879]

Dan's a good man.

[@TheDbzlova]

I fucken love Dan.

[@Frantasiesco]

DAN STAND UP

[@gavinhunt5417]

Ethan is the type of guy to guess both high and not high on every person so he can feel like he wasn't ever wrong.

[@oholly18]

TRUE HAHAHAHA

[@Clisare]

I’m just imagining Hila landing into the office to pick Ethan up and everyone is high as kites 😂

[@heatherpony]

I was thinking oh man reading the comments spoiled something for me and then I looked at the title and I was like "oh" lol

[@SOAP1000]

And Ethan is just screaming "WHO IS HUNGRY. DOES ANYONE WANT MEXICAN?!"

[@yomamie9254]

Can you get a memebership so I can stop seeing ur comments

[@roller_waifu]

They should have redone the squid games high 🤣

[@Seatowntony206]

And hila chewing out Ethan for ordering a shit load of pizza

[@ThatChickNic]

The part with Dan, Zach, and AB talking about Bob Marley over reggae music with Ethan trying to make them stop was so fucking funny. also AB mouthing “I’m high” was too good

[@TheNeave73]

How is there hardly any comments about how fucking hilarious AB is in this video, the subtle rock and roll sign as Zach was being grilled made me laugh out loud

[@gunjan1097]

And especially when he looked straight to the camera and mouthed "I'm high" 👀😏

[@TheNeave73]

@@gunjan1097 literally😂 he was majorly underrated this episode

[@Memi-cp4yc]

And the 'no partner, no scheme' loooved that haha

[@amandeez5782]

Man I never realized how awful Trisha was about your Tourette’s until it was put together like this. It’s the little things that add up

[@2nd-place]

Nothing little about that chick and I’m not even talking about her weight. She goes all in for the kill and she doesn’t care who gets hurt or offended. She’s fucked.

[@officialgoogleyoutube]

And of course to her it's "ALL OF A SUDDEN I'M ABLEIST" when Ethan made it pretty damn clear that Trisha's weird Tourette's comments were over the line. Like, of all the boundaries that could've been clearer, that wasn't one of them.

[@CadgerChristmasLightShow]

Trisha is truly a horrible person at her core. It's crazy it takes so long for people to realize it. It was obvious within the first 5 episodes of frenemies that Trisha is incredibly manipulative and selfish, to a degree that is almost unheard of.

[@allymcgraw3874]

The video he showed made me feel uncomfortable. I couldn’t imagine how bad it would be being him

[@juliamedeiros1028]

Omg luv’s proud happy face as they watch the call with the island boys. Was just too wholesome for me to handle.

[@cristianb3319]

Zach playing the Trisha 5% soundbite while Ethan explaining the extremes of Tourettes had me DEAD ☠

[@itsjess1046]

I was JUST about to comment this. I’m fkn dying. Impeccable timing

[@locustreign]

Idk how much hes getting paid, but for his timing alone he deserves a raise XD

[@juliamouyal]

I couldn't stop laughing because I was very serious listening to Ethan talk about his feelings and the 5% soundbite took me by surprise 🤣🤣🤣

[@emmamartin35]

💀💀💀💀💀

[@marcuzortiz6592]

Time ?

[@Ryanandtherest12]

This is one of the greatest H3 episodes ever, personally my fave moment is 1:51:30 where Ethan is asking whether Noah Beck is invested in Triller and AB says “I’m checking it now, just give me like..20 minutes” 😂😂

[@octobersixteen]

love’s little giggle after he told the island boys “this shit is fire” 🤣 so cute

[@evan]

Sam really tried her best to hold it together oh bless

[@kristinehansen.]

She did 😂 but failed hilariously 😂

[@oliviaxx9022]

i could tell exactly when she sat down lmao

[@Imponderabilia995]

Hi Evan! :)

[@fizzzycat4389]

They really pulled out the Sonic picture I died when that happened

[@christiancastillo7846]

Heyy Evan, Iove your content. Didn't know you were a fellow for soldier, that's awesome

[@JSpechtArt]

Definitely has to be the funniest episode, tied with silent library. They have to do the blazed segment again, but with challenges or something. I was dying laughing

[@user-uo7wx2mo8q]

silent library but high edition!!!

[@314Poppie]

@@user-uo7wx2mo8q I second that

[@JSpechtArt]

@@user-uo7wx2mo8q bruh 100% YES

[@cassidybrewer]

AGREED!

[@CanadianWhatever]

High try not to laugh challenge featuring tiktok

[@katebaby6443]

I had a smile on my face this entire episode. Sam is literally the cutest human being ever. I’m glad I’m not the only one who has panic attacks when high lol

[@breannewiseman205]

I get panic attacks all the time when I’m high

[@gubbypls]

Me too 🙃

[@j3in725]

You should try masturbating after smoking. Gets rid of the anxiety somewhat. Or eat something that you absolutely love.

[@amyk.2500]

@natalieromanello6712your body changes over time and reacts to different substances in different ways! I used to love smoking weed but it doesn’t do anything for me anymore

[@JamesMP]

A podcast where Zach has to a cappella all the soundbites instead of actually playing them

[@ichheissemaria]

great idea shout out to your family

[@tiger-lily3014]

YESSS

[@lemonbum]

I’m laughing just picturing it

[@ravenheitz]

This would be amazing!

[@i--a5906]

YES OMG

[@trueMAXIMUS]

showing sam the sonic picture during the guessing who’s high segment made me howl it was TOO freaking funny. it was too good. oh my god

[@sadiekurtz9898]

AB mouthing “i’m high” n the whole crew dying laughing is the best thing ever

[@rileyhoenes5303]

what time stamp 💀

[@sadiekurtz9898]

@@rileyhoenes5303 at 52:40 or a few seconds after lmao it’s so funny

[@MayzieeLee]

High AB was so cute lmaooo

[@tiger-lily3014]

It was so smooth I totally missed it hahahaha

[@karlmarxjr7049]

Omg I missed that. The way Ethan's head snaps back 😂😂😂

[@londonlinton7541]

Ethan is definitely in my dream blunt rotation, or at the least I’d feel comfortable being high around him. He didn’t judge or belittle anyone in a way where it could be perceived differently under the influence. Offered food for the cast, listened to music, and stayed calm. He made sure everyone was chilling and he went along so well with the vibe everyone else was having.

[@michellerivera4199]

I’m tsorry

[@eveeee6464]

I can’t remember which episode it was but I remember hearing Ethan say “I have a no fucking with people on drugs policy” 😂😂

[@lena257]

Ian saying "I'm a little peckish" in a cheeky British accent is the most underrated moment of this ep 🤣🤣

[@megshep]

Ian is now a confirmed Wallace and Grommet stan

[@devan9194]

I laughed out loud

[@BennjkSyd]

This episode was truly, truly OFF THE RAILS. Get the crew high every week

[@user-fe6ku9du5c]

Highdays on Fridays

[@woah459]

when they came back and it was like so much quieter i knew we were in for one

[@SonOfTheDevil666]

@@user-fe6ku9du5c today after dark this episode was from Thursday

[@whateverdude4434]

Yesssss

[@shainastrange9489]

Seriously! The positivity was high. Pun intended. Maybe Ethan will start to realize that it isn't comparable to being under the influence of alcohol. Some people use it as a medication. Some people that find math challenging actually comprehend it better when they study under the influence of cannabis as it slow the speed of processing down and eases the anxiety and panic of not learning the subject. Any physicians recommending alcohol for medical purposes?

[@bella4618]

Hila should do the “who’s high” segment 😂 i feel like it would be harder for her to tell

[@rebeccah6968]

Everybody quietly vibing to Ethan singing. A group of absolute angels.

[@curtisjanes2160]

No Ponzi no crime is the greatest reggae song of this decade. No angels just a group of bumbaclaats jammin. respect ✊

[@madisonmcroberts4172]

The way Dan said “wanna ask them about the ass eating next to eachother” and him and Ethan went back and fourth about so casually I can’t breathe hahahahaha

[@heatherfrank7433]

I totally forgot about the “your eyes look like hamburgers” quote until Zach said it 😂😂😂

[@highfrequencymonkeyman]

This man breathes soundbites

[@vexial12]

@@highfrequencymonkeyman HE DOESSSS BRROOOO!!

[@absolutelynotarobot]

@@dougmaqway8547 like NO SHIT, he sounded EXACTLY like post lmao

[@TheCookieTheMonster]

Time stamp?

[@heatherfrank7433]

@@TheCookieTheMonster idk the time stamp but it was when Zach was in the hot seat.

[@joelgreenup1388]

Ethan being mad that everyone isn't absolutely fucking blitzed out of their mind lmao.

[@priscillanazar1152]

Rightttt. We need that next

[@sarazimmer1450]

I need a boss like that in my life.

[@HayleeFox15]

Some people are just like that. And then there's people like me who would take the tiniest puff ever and demand to go to the hospital because I'm dying

[@heatherwaters2186]

How were they confused if Zach was high, he told ethan his eyes look like hamburgers 😂

[@marmalade..]

It was a reference to an older episode where Post told Ethan his eyes look like hamburgers. Ethan probably thought Zack was trying to be funny, that being said he should’ve know Zack was blazed either way

[@brittneyholcomb3478]

he sounded exactly like posty too

[@annieliina]

@@marmalade.. that honestly sounds like something zach would genuinely say

[@jojojaykay]

Heather can I add you on Instagram

[@tacocatseven]

@@jojojaykay hello I’m one of KZbin’s volunteer white knights and I am politely asking you to refrain from further interaction with this woman viewer and cease from making any further advances upon her. Thank you. And to Heather, no need to thank me for my service, the pleasure has been mine, my dearest.

[@Dooms-Daisy]

Ethan is the kind of guy to not like weed and still expect to be in people's dream blunt rotation.

[@microwavetrash2501]

Zach's call back to Post Malone's "Your eyes look like hamburgers" was definitely my favorite part of the episode. Funniest part hands down

[@laurabee9788]

I never realized how much Zach sometimes reminds me of Posty until that moment. So so funny 😂 No wonder Zach and Ethan get along so well

[@microwavetrash2501]

@@laurabee9788 he really does

[@vesper7750]

@@laurabee9788 wow never thought of that but you're definitely right

[@captainozseul3050]

Is h3 still friends with post Malone ? Would love to see him on the podcast again

[@angelleangels]

@@captainozseul3050 pretty sure post ghosted him

[@numurin]

I started watching the podcast with frenemies and knowing no one in the cast. Now I can gladly say I am a fan of every member of the h3 crew. You are all so fun

[@ModernWithdrawalsBand]

I loved Dan being on the mic beside Ethan, he’s so comfortable and chill, I’d absolutely watch a show with Ethan and Dan just talking about random shit

[@Unknown-ek3ft]

Same hopefully Ethan sees this lol

[@priscillanazar1152]

I know I loved how comfortable he is

[@Hasc32]

Dude me too!!!

[@waxtopia]

I would rather watch that than watch leftovers.

[@Hasc32]

@@waxtopia leftovers really doesn’t do it for me. Hassan is always on some righteous pedestal

[@justahintofsalt7063]

Sam is precious.keep her safe at all costs.

[@deez9766]

Ethan trying to get back on the rails a show that is literally called Off The Rails at 1:31:05 when most of his crew is stoned gave me major h3h3productions vibes

[@jenfromfinland]

@52:12 when AB mouths “I’m high” I died! I’ve never noticed it 🤣

[@zlol_ssbm]

I think AB had a moment with himself today and I respect him more than ever

[@JustaMinnesotaGirl]

Meanwhile on after dark he says he made up the dying before putting out videos because he panicked and didn't know what to say HAHA

[@OMCProductions410]

AB saying "I'm just playing" 3 times was a dead giveaway

[@lilithdaemon96]

Don't forget the nodding after each answer lol

[@paulinezugzwang1773]

He says it when sober too

[@kaylac.8558]

Honestly Dans off-mic laughter is one of the best parts of these podcasts. 🤣🤣 We love Dan

[@tayrey9434]

zach: don’t blame me, blame my elementary school teacher ab: what’s her name

[@himynameissmoothE]

The pic of zack when he was standing outside his door with no shoes on and Ethan calling him a “unit” I was dying of laughter

[@margauxjansch9796]

Hahahah

[@SmileyproofXD]

love that after AB admits he’s high he’s in every frame the camera cuts to in the background eating cookies

[@Roxonymous]

no i'm playin'

[@audreyodyssey1531]

"That's a paranoid thought, Ethan. Maybe you're high." - 54:44 Now that's a soundbyte.

[@TheMSCchannel]

I could tell Olivia was high but I felt so bad for sam. I know that feeling and it’s horrible lol she is a soldier for that. I could never.

[@HayleeFox15]

Your comment is beyond underrated!! Weed induced panic attacks, in my opinion, are THE ABSOLUTE WORST FEELING. Nothing compares to how awful they can be ugh

[@Stax62]

Every crew member needs to be high on off the rails please. God that would be so amazing. What’s a better concept than everyone being high as balls besides Ethan and he has to deal with it. What’s more off the rails than that?

[@beepop8470]

Get to see ethan get comically frustrated and the crew cute (stoned) idiots

[@icedcoffee2893]

Agreed they should have episodes where everyone comes in drunk. Everyone comes in on acid. Everyone comes in rolling. Everyone comes in stoned. Would be awesome

[@Alexandra_Wolf]

Agreed. A whole episode where they try to do the podcast start to finish high would be epic.

[@eikomi]

THISS omg they need an episode with everyone high (except AB and Sam if they have issues when they get high)

[@RabidDisposition]

It's a shame KZbin wont let people smoke in their content. We're all adults here.

[@CapnButtsavage]

Ethan: why am i not in the dream blunt rotation (almost everyone gets high and is enjoying some island boy vibes) Ethan: alright everyone time to go over court documents and negative triller reviews

[@christinecannibal844]

Lmao I hope Ethan sees this honestly 😂

[@graceimoffett7124]

Lmfao

[@hettel_visual]

Ethan would be a nightmare to be around while high, unless he was also high

[@alixianico]

ethan should get high and they should ask him the questions back 😂

[@JoyKathleeen]

What a profile pic

[@bel6001]

Love is literally the cherry on top of this show, he’s so subtly funny

[@laurenhix1070]

Cameron should be a voice over actor. His voice is magical.

[@Pushnotificationsalwaysoffbye]

He could definitely do some nature documentaries like nobody else

[@_mattsongz]

Zach shouting out Post Malone by telling Ethan his eyes look like hamburgers at 1:06:28 was so funny damn what a deep cut lmao

[@_mattsongz]

@@miranda13c thank you so much! Ahh I feel bad for wasting people their seconds now but you’re the best! Peace and love for you Miranda ✌🏼❤️

[@loganderb]

“That’s a sigma move it’s called mirroring” had me dying

[@drewmena8194]

Dan you’re good man !

[@drewmena8194]

Still can’t believe frenemies got more views than off the rails.. this is BY FAR WAY more entertaining. I guess kids just love drama. This OTR is much more creative and genius than any Frenemies.

[@mek0626]

Dude AB was HILARIOUS here! He couldn’t stop laughing and eating cookies. He tried so hard but could not hide the fact that he was high as a kite 😂

[@mari6410]

The only person I was 100% sure was high was Olivia because she was acting almost exactly like my sister when she's high lol. Dan and Cam got me though. Such a fun episode, really needed this distraction, thank you all.

[@Alexandra_Wolf]

I knew Sam was super high.

[@janieponcelet4357]

I could tell Dan was because of his eyes 🤣

[@QueenBlazo2020]

Olivia looks like a teenager going home high and trying to act normal in front of their parents

[@QueenBlazo2020]

@@janieponcelet4357 his eyes do look high lol

[@fionasuxx1015]

I could tell Dan was because he was touching the mic so much lmao

[@dantrassauce899]

Dan is so happy.. he just realized he can be high on the job

[@laurynsmith2854]

I’m a simp for Ian. He’s so underrated and unintentionally hilarious, he has my heart

[@user-re8mt1nw4d]

i love everyone…….. but ian has a special place in my hussy

[@JuliG648]

He and Sam are my favorite

[@KrohnosOW]

💯💯💯

[@morganwalz3938]

Sigma male ian

[@lestatsluv317]

I have watched H3 since the vlogging while stuck in Israel days and there's something about this episode that makes it, in my opinion, one of the best episodes of all time. I don't know what it is about it (maybe the fact that most of the crew is more blazed than usual on top of the fact that Ethan, someone who doesn't smoke, started things off by complaining about how he wasn't in the dream blunt rotation on his own damn subreddit....) but I loved every minute of it. This year has been a fucking nightmare and H3 has been a light in the darkness for sure. And without H3 to listen to while I clean, my house probably would never get deep cleaned. Lmao So I hope everyone had a good time filming this because I loved listening to it. Much peace and love, y'all. ❤️

[@Ryanandtherest12]

Couldn’t agree more, peace and love

[@cocoisnuts4711]

Ethan got everyone high and immediately lost control of the show 🤣🤣

[@EarlyBirdie82]

I didn’t like off the rails at first, but with these fun games involving the whole crew it might be my favorite of the week now!

[@chrischavez6297]

Wow no one literally cares

[@Unveranosinmi]

@@chrischavez6297 chill lol

[@chrischavez6297]

@@Unveranosinmi just playing lol

[@vegaf2011]

Yeeee let's keep drugging them up 🙌🏻

[@TheMaineCoonCat]

Everyone always says that AB is the simp, but I think that Zach is the true Ethan H3 simp.

[@mothertoast]

Agreed!!!

[@MooTheBull]

I'd say Zach is more of a simp for Ethan himself whereas AB is a general H3 simp

[@vivianagonzalez566]

Zach would eat literal shit if Ethan told him to😂 Ab seems to truly just admire what Ethan and Hila have built for themselves😂

[@jasmineryce217]

The LOOK Ethan gave AB when he was opening up about his video dreams had me dying

[@lxix1067]

The Dan “I’m gonna come” sound bite is too funny💀

[@McMunchies360]

Ethan: "set your alarms for the teddy fresh drop at 10am Thursday." Podcast drops at 1:30 pm Thursday.

[@pierceth3violet]

lmao he probably said that for the members bc they see it on Wednesday

[@kosmixzse6863]

It wasn’t dropped on the members yesterday, it was very weird

[@kristinehansen.]

@@kosmixzse6863 it was. I saw the episode yesterday

[@Pirate.D.Strike]

@@kristinehansen. cool

[@Ushygushy103]

It sells out in 5 seconds a day before most people get paid and it's so expensive 😫 😩 😭

[@prestonrubow9396]

zach's "your eyes look like hamburgur" was the funniest callback ever made. Also Ive never laughed this hard in my life

[@Henry14141]

I thought it was that soundbite

[@jzmn4676]

@@Henry14141 same lmao i had to do a double take

[@TheVanderbone]

@@ElMauber sounded EXACTLY like him lol

[@PsychoGamer105]

my dad passed away yesterday and rewatching episodes of the podcast is a very comforting :')

[@babyjay4107]

im so sorry for your loss

[@NellaneetsO]

♥️♥️♥️

[@Memi-cp4yc]

Sending u strength and love!

[@X-jimmi-X]

The fact that some of the crew that ended up being high in this episode don’t normally consume weed is a testament to their dedication to their job and how comfortable they are in their work environment. I loved this episode.

[@kristinehansen.]

@Paul Bunyan Trisha?

[@X-jimmi-X]

@Paul Bunyan if it’s insufferable, then why suffer through it? Why are you here? 😂 hater. Let people enjoy things.

[@Ghettowater]

@Paul Bunyan you just spoke the truth and they're coming for you. Cult vibes lol

[@brooklyntaylor7377]

@Paul Bunyan created his channel 3 days ago and has 37 hate comments on H3 get a life dude

[@coralrose5754]

@Paul Bunyan ❄️❄️❄️

[@HellionASMR]

I KNEW Sam was having a whole panic attack up there I could FEEL the energy thru the screen 😂😂

[@themissjessicapaige1]

SAME bc I do the same thing when high 😭😭 like I immediately could tell that she was high asf and was NOT having a good time lmao

[@mack6013]

I watched this for the second time around, quite stoned and I started getting secondhand anxiety from Sam and had to put on a different episode. I felt so bad 😭💀

[@octobersixteen]

truly love ethan’s vibe. whether he’s high energy or just chillen like this episode, it’s always a vibe i wanna vibe with

[@yasminebolanos6460]

Olivia you are not alone on the thinking you sound loud when you’re high , I literally rethink everything I say when I’m high and think that I scream when I talk lol

[@nolanhanna]

Trisha got called out multiple times every episode for being antisemitic or for the tourettes thing, but apparently it only started after the breakup in her mind

[@frosty_teacup]

It baffles me that she has the audacity to straight up lie about things that are documented on video on a public platform for everyone to see. What baffles me even more is that her fans will still defend her even after seeing that video evidence.

[@TallOndatra]

@@frosty_teacup she knows her audience will never go check things themselves