Ethan Ralph having two baby mommas has done more to convince me of exploits in female psychology than all of Andrew Tate’s career.
@cyanidecologne90186 ай бұрын
Tate just plagiarized a bunch of shit people wrote on free blogs for a decade going back to like heartiste n other shit, I had a friend of a friend who read everything he needed about women n was super good with girls and totally got laid all the time... and as soon as I heard Andrew tate I could pick out n site half the sources cause of it. There were glimpses of truth and entertainment back then but you eventually look at guys like that coping for being incels or getting laid too late in life n just go "you know you'd be a lot more relatable if you just got a divorce"
@Stop_Gooning6 ай бұрын
@@cyanidecologne9018 Lmao I totally believe that the friend of your friend got laid all the time.
@willytodd27506 ай бұрын
@@cyanidecologne9018 Being more relatable to cucks isnt a good goal.
@TheFrmx6 ай бұрын
Tate is a simp and a feminist.
@theformertexan16424 ай бұрын
Idk man, women aren't any great mystery. Practice some basic hygiene, be confident, learn to listen, and make them laugh. Do those simple things and you'll never struggle for company or intimacy. Ralph's schtick is to aim for clout chasers and BPD thots that want to be e- famous. Almost zero effort required.
@brendanfraser76166 ай бұрын
NICK REKIETA SAID I COULD ABANDON MY CATS!!!
@JCPoetry_Philosophy6 ай бұрын
But Nick Rekeita said I should leave the kitty kitties alone in order to interview Nick Rekeita! 🥴
@cyanidecologne90186 ай бұрын
Nick rekieta told me his dog survived off coke scraps when they forgot about him in the bathroom! My cats can last 3 weeks in a hurricane
@jonnystoffel6 ай бұрын
You know, in a way, this will be good for the cats. It’ll teach them self-reliance. It will make them stronger.
@Rugelacharugula6 ай бұрын
He probably got confused bc Nick’s kids were also forced to use a litter box & lick themselves clean.
@sunuvliberty_III6 ай бұрын
Loyal Rekieta
@BadgeredWitness6 ай бұрын
Omg im crying, this is untenable WE ARE THE GROWNUPS How is this possible as public discourse lol like this is the 8th time today ive died bc of you guys Cats dont fold i so so literally cannot even
@JCPoetry_Philosophy6 ай бұрын
Pets are very independent; you should see how solitary they are swirling around inside cyclones lifting up houses! Bish!
@andrewmaximo44856 ай бұрын
Those pu$$ies have eight more lives. Relax bish.
@You_Can_Call_Me_Al6 ай бұрын
If those cats live and the shack remains intact it's gonna be covered in urine - the Ralphamale Toxoplasmosis Arc is gonna go insane.
@MLeeDavid6 ай бұрын
that's what i was wondering like what about the litter boxes? the house must be covered in shit
@W-H1U6 ай бұрын
Guaranteed he was looking at the centimeter side of the measuring tape, 8 centimeters = 3 inches 🤣
@jrgreen176 ай бұрын
Loving all the clip content from you both. Andy keep it up brother, was an early subscriber of yours on KZbin a while back and am glad to see you doing well after everything. Loving the non stop content from you and Ash with the clips.
@jhoughjr16 ай бұрын
Aim aim aim!
@Jim_OHara6 ай бұрын
Welcome back xanax & southern comfort!!! Ralph at his prime energy with that concoction.💀🐶💯
@ME143-c1d6 ай бұрын
Proper Poodeling 🐩
@XanVicious6 ай бұрын
Bro gets so sloppy off benzos it’s embarrassing
@davidoneill75545 ай бұрын
Its makers mark bish!
@njpharos6 ай бұрын
My sleep schedule is felted, the casino has won.
@JCPoetry_Philosophy6 ай бұрын
Euro bros nooooooo
@quinn39746 ай бұрын
I woke up at 2:39am with Any Warski in my headphones LETS GO FELTED ETC For real
@moneenerd6 ай бұрын
Yup. The stream last night went on until almost 4am and I had to work at 9am
@rangequeen6 ай бұрын
Same. I wish they would do shorter shows more often. RIP my brain.
@MithosIrving9006 ай бұрын
nick rekieta said i could leave my cats inside during a category 5 hurricane, its perfectly legal bish
@Jim_OHara6 ай бұрын
#FoodMountain
@zibix45626 ай бұрын
cats dont fold to bullshlt bish
@rangequeen6 ай бұрын
In a fkn tin can 😂 I really hope the cats are ok…
@ben31uk6 ай бұрын
Poor cats 😣
@youtubeletmeintoyoutube45806 ай бұрын
When PPP actually raises his voice to holler the gunt impression is uncanny. At normal speaking volume he doesn’t sound asleep enough yet.
@drowneymckill-a-listener89236 ай бұрын
Ralph's cat has no choice but to be next to him. He lives in a 10x10 shed...
@rangequeen6 ай бұрын
Pretty sure he has 2!
@cheekreapa6 ай бұрын
Catss.. dont fold... to boolsheeeet.... 😭
@Eowksosnfjc7cjeb5 ай бұрын
I refuse to believe this is the product of alcohol and pill abuse alone. This guy probably grew up regarded and exacerbated it with his terrible habits 😺❤
@rangequeen6 ай бұрын
“CaTs DoN’t FoLd tO BuLlShIT”, BiSh. Absolutely epic. PPP said it best, “go to bed” FFS, go to bed!!
@suad016 ай бұрын
Maybe it's YOOOOUUUU who needs to go to bed
@rangequeen6 ай бұрын
@@suad01 I heard that in PPP’s Ralph voice 🤣
@imma52696 ай бұрын
FIVE STAR DAYS BISH!!!!
@jpvielleux6 ай бұрын
Loves his cats more then his kid btw.
@cyanidecologne90186 ай бұрын
Ralph loves his cats like rekieta loves his kids... neglected and abandoned
@Lakelife2476 ай бұрын
I broke a rib laughing at this episode live
@EyePatchGuy886 ай бұрын
The Sonichu Medallion Curse never fails.
@Eowksosnfjc7cjeb5 ай бұрын
There's a new curse in town
@MLeeDavid6 ай бұрын
i love when PPP turns into an obese peacock and bobs his head around
@jakesully28686 ай бұрын
😂 like a chonky chicken 🐔
@MLeeDavid6 ай бұрын
@@jakesully2868 hahahaha yeah it makes me so happy. usually it's when he's shocked by what he's hearing and about to respond xD
@MLeeDavid6 ай бұрын
@@DSPHistoricalSociety I'd describe it as likely to break soon
@Knightrem6 ай бұрын
How is anybody suprised by his treatment of cats when we've heard how him and ronnie treated dogs?
@darby_dz6 ай бұрын
The neg-neg-neg-nick rekieta part killed me 😂
@cs1458Ай бұрын
Ralph is such a degenerate at this point that the most shocking thing I heard in this clip is Andy hasn't seen the Goonies.
@skyair34446 ай бұрын
From 200k a year to scraping by for Mexican tortillas, on 2000s Wi-Fi.
@sstteev6 ай бұрын
25:34 humble PPP
@onepiecelover326 ай бұрын
Its the food mountain all over again.
@mandywatson.6 ай бұрын
I'm new to Ralph. What's the food mountain?
@padmad38326 ай бұрын
@mandywatson. The alleged story is that Ralph left his late mom's dog, Tug, at home with a "food mountain" while he was away for multiple days and the dog died of starvation.
@Alex-ws4xh6 ай бұрын
It takes a LONG time to die of starvation, are you sure it wasn’t dehydration? How sad… a human can die pretty fast without water, 7 days I think?
@mandywatson.6 ай бұрын
@padmad3832 Omg what a despicable bag of sh!t! Thanks for answering. I'll be sure to never ever give him a view
@BucketBoatable6 ай бұрын
My cat was once gone for three weeks, them came back suddenly. She's long haired and was during christmas, so the temp was comfy. Theory is she ran into someone's garage/house while they went on a vacation.
@Ryo7_76 ай бұрын
I've seen my share of pill cosbys in my lifetime and Ralph embodies all of them 😂
@slightlyamusedblackkidfrom91536 ай бұрын
you guys commentary is so great. whoever said it before was correct. this show is indeed lightning in a bottle.
@scottp.5486 ай бұрын
Hopefully the cats aren't doing blow, while Ralph's away.
@prague77066 ай бұрын
So Ralph’s fans just accept that he sounds like he’s on the verge of blacking out all the time?
@Zyzyx4426 ай бұрын
The smartest of his fans bailed when Zidan left the show as he realized what ralph was. The rest left when Warski and Mr Metokur made fun of Ralph as most were fans of them and new viewers might not know this but Killstream was for many years the only place we would get Mr Metokur, and tbf when ralph had tard wranglers to keep the show fun it was a good time. Even Warski was part of the killstream for a long time. It's one of the reasons a lot of Kiwi's hate Warski and Metokur because their entire lives revolve around the sektur.
@quinn39746 ай бұрын
New viewer here…. I literally know NOTHING about Andy’s history with them all… just learning about it from past streams. Thx for the info😊
@moneenerd6 ай бұрын
@@quinn3974WARSKI used to be an absolute HORRIBLE person back in the day. But since he got sober he's the fucking best. Maybe my favorite online personality. And having been an addict myself, I got lots of love for him..
@cyanidecologne90186 ай бұрын
Yea back when the kumite was still around, that group really piggybacked off each other n managed some decent content. But like rekieta and dick, after their flash in the pan, it's all down hill and all the easy money is gone
@AnotherHistorianWargamer6 ай бұрын
@@quinn3974welcome. Warski was Ralph's co-host for a while and hated PPP who has always been a Ralph alog. Warski references it but look up aim aim aim when Warski was irl livestreaming in the street.
@RichardBurnellLovesBirds6 ай бұрын
jesus christ, Ethan has turned his brain into pure mush. Guess 20 xannies and 3 gallons of liquor a day will do that to ya.
@chaosinc.3826 ай бұрын
Part two, lets gooooo
@kchrules7756 ай бұрын
Ethan is high like I was at 21 in college lord god almighty. Brother put down the bottle and pills
@cecaloather87016 ай бұрын
Thanks for cutting up the clip into parts. It is easier to download them that way online. We know Ralph will flag or copyright strike streamsnipes out of spite never mind that he doesn't archive his own episodes anyway. This means his best episodes might be gone forever in part thanks to his copyright strikes say if the streaming site goes down or if he is kicked off the streaming site.
@RustinRoark4 ай бұрын
KITTIES DON'T FOLD!!!
@RussTeeTrombone6 ай бұрын
Suffah
@robotboy74786 ай бұрын
it wasnt the hurricane it was him getting fucked up that was the gift from sonichu haha
@DaveHagerty6 ай бұрын
Nice work
@motherfreya28405 ай бұрын
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
@Efexpe6 ай бұрын
"I am... gonna go..." You should go to bed. 💀
@Pasthorrorgames6 ай бұрын
My cat likes to sleep next to me is like Gabe from the office saying "they're plenty of girls who enjoy TOuCHIng Me"
@stathamspeacoat6 ай бұрын
I would wonder if he learned "NO NO NO NO NO" from a toddler but it couldn't have been his own because he was long gone by that stage in their lives
@nemo616a6 ай бұрын
Ralph's Lawyer Mechanic Plumber is a true Renaissance man. Suffah bisches.
@CaligulatheEmperor6 ай бұрын
I heard Mek-Co city is beautiful this time of year
@MyKLP736 ай бұрын
Is Ethan Ralph an alias of Joe Biden 😂
@MyKLP736 ай бұрын
Only trying to Listen to Ralph talk would put you to sleep i dont know about coma LMAO
@rangequeen6 ай бұрын
They have to be related. Joe’s 3rd son from an SA back in the day.
@BuilderLee72Ай бұрын
This clip has had me laughing so hard and for so long that my ribs literally ache guys!!! F'kin Ralph is simply jokes on tap🤣😂🤣
@CatalinaFOIA6 ай бұрын
19:36 Ni-Ni-Ni-Nic-Nick
@gordonramsaysexdwarf71864 ай бұрын
Only thing worse than being Ethan Ralph, is being Ethan Ralph's Cat...
@SwaxMain4u6 ай бұрын
CATS HAVE NINE LIVES ALOGS WHO CARES IF THEY DIE IN A HURRICANE? SUFFAH CATS
@sassygeorgiapeach5 ай бұрын
2:58 Right after he says the cats are at his house, does he say “I’ve got my lawyer TEXTING ‘em”??? 😳 That’s exactly what it sounded like in his incoherent, drunk & pilled out mumbling.
@Anvil356 ай бұрын
Prime Ralph this is so kino
@LOVEinLUCIFEROfficial6 ай бұрын
The sonic chu medallion for Mutahar…
@CatalinaFOIA6 ай бұрын
This episode gave me the hiccups 🤣
@Aq5CiQRkiq6 ай бұрын
This Ralph doing his best Bruce Willis impression
@MartinSheckelstorm6 ай бұрын
I'm buiild a shuuurch on Daat laaand
@sarahbrown50736 ай бұрын
I'm ded sirreeus
@moneenerd6 ай бұрын
*Translate to English*
@sixfiftyfive23864 ай бұрын
Ralff thinks cats aren't dumb like dogs? Dogs have 10x the neural connections - they are 10x smarter than cats
@BadgeredWitness6 ай бұрын
1:04:22 THIS IS IT im officially considering an exclusive kino casino reaction channel featuring my SHOCK AND HORROR LOL THERE ARE LADIES PRESENT BOYS lol omg
@360Roko4 ай бұрын
29:51 Captain Barbossa refrence.
6 ай бұрын
Dick Masterson - Temu Ron Jeremy
@dumbfoundedkiryu94686 ай бұрын
Ralph you're flying within Mexico. It's not expensive. Also flying isn't a flex but I guess it is for you since the expression "when pigs fly" exists
@Alex-ws4xh6 ай бұрын
Good grief he keeps rubbing his nose on the mic he’s so blitzed. Lol
@AntonSlavik6 ай бұрын
Nobody's watching this because they genuinely find Ralph engaging and interesting, surely.... right?
@internetperson91216 ай бұрын
I would love a sonichu medallion as a collectors item. When the originals are on eBay they’re usually crazy expensive. Someday I could start a lolcow museum.
@trashfire96414 ай бұрын
RIP to you, OP 🫡
@beandaddydoggratt97146 ай бұрын
Ralph and Rekieta 2 guys who are just flat out bad fathers and some how theres a conspiracy behind it lol
@jhoughjr16 ай бұрын
Never liked ralph. I listened for jim
@Monko_pop6 ай бұрын
I was indifferent to ralph but the show really became unbearable when Zidan left
@Jim_OHara6 ай бұрын
I thought Randbot was funny when he wasn't shxtfaced, other than him, I.only listened because of Metokur and some of the debates.
@BadgeredWitness5 ай бұрын
I'm not back here listening to this one again....
@jeanineleigh6 ай бұрын
He tryna get a 9 lives sponsor!! They always land on their feet! 🌬️🌬️
@Jennifermcintyre6 ай бұрын
He talks about the cat’s ability to take care of themselves the same way he refers to Nicks kids.. like they can just take care of themselves 🤦♀️
@DJIFridays6 ай бұрын
19:12 Nice job Flake on bleeping the sloppy hard R with him trying to say Nick's name. God damn
@TheShoguneagle6 ай бұрын
Category Five Star Days, bish!
@redfeather15906 ай бұрын
Biden makes more sense than Ralph. 😅
@antonydrossos57196 ай бұрын
1 minute in, and I almost thought I was listening to Chris chan! Is Ralph auts? 25:22 and now here he’s sounding like that PoS, Andy Ditch; the “Poopsquatch”!
@youtubegoogleb6 ай бұрын
MAYBE IT YOUUUUUUUU WHO ABANDONED HIS CATS
@BadgeredWitness6 ай бұрын
Like i have been peripherally aware of nick rekeita only to the extent that like all of normal lawtube banned him awhile back and i was generally disgusted any time i had the misfortune of his appearance in my algorithm But i had no idea theres like an entire other universe of.... THIS
@rangequeen6 ай бұрын
It’s a real rabbit hole…definitely not boring 😂
@padmad38326 ай бұрын
There's like a full decade of history to this since Ralph's story starts back in gamer gate and Nick jumped on only around end of 2018 when he interviewed Tonka after he ducked the boxing match with Andy.
@BadgeredWitness6 ай бұрын
@padmad3832 whhhhhhhhhhhat A DECADE?! There's a A GAMERGATE amongst non teenagers? Like you know.... us?!?! The alleged adults?!?!?? Wow like I've not previously been in corners of the internet generally unsuitable for ladies and like. Whattttt.
@DekkarJr6 ай бұрын
It always looks like a cookie to me
@LordLurker6 ай бұрын
I don’t drink 🍺 or do drugs 💊. Am I missing out on any fun?
@trashfire96414 ай бұрын
Yes, actually a lot. Psychedelics are a great time, try some out.
@ZiomalettoАй бұрын
No. It's gonna fuck your life up no matter what.
@BadgeredWitness6 ай бұрын
Oh my god The memphis micro Thats my 9th death today and judge im here live, im not a cat Jkjk replay clips whatever crew idk where you even go live but For real my 9th life TODAY THE MEMPHIS MICRO GRIM REAPER JUST TOOK IT