You lost me when you turned the distilled water back into tap water.
@lakshannavarathne11 ай бұрын
He didn't. He didn't add chlorine and trace amounts of estrogen-inducing birth control chemicals.
@babysam376811 ай бұрын
@@lakshannavarathneyalls intense fear of estrogen in literally anything is hilarious
@AngelaBallesterosGamez11 ай бұрын
@@lakshannavarathnewhat the actual fuck 💀
@lakshannavarathne11 ай бұрын
@@babysam3768 You say it like it's a bad thing. Fear is an essential survival instinct. Both men and women are in danger, while the sheep like you are oblivious to the impending doom. kzbin.info/www/bejne/rXKcoa2bqZZmjKcsi=f6Zi1jj2CPUhEFTL
@biwabel11 ай бұрын
@@lakshannavarathne children: this happens when nestlé or some other capitalistic company successfully influenced people to buy their water because tap water is evil (according to them)
@FearlessP4P111 ай бұрын
About 3/4 into the clip I thought “wait isn’t this the “easiest” method lol
@formam10228 ай бұрын
Must have set a world record, took me to "58 rpm"
@tylerromer726111 ай бұрын
L everyone knows you got to stir 9 times or the coffee won't develop that seductive flavor.
@Tophlo11 ай бұрын
I love the sarcasm and can you froth milk in a french press?
@Jan.H.11 ай бұрын
yes it gives textured milk with foam for latte art, he made a video about it before, you heat the milk put it in the french press and do 5 big pumps and about 35 micro pumps or you can use cold milk to make cold foam
@Tophlo11 ай бұрын
Thank you Jan, have a beautiful day!@@Jan.H.
@evanmacdonald963210 ай бұрын
I recommend using a metal french press to foam milk instead of glass. It will crack/smash with regular use
@user-zc7ol7fq4v7 ай бұрын
If you preheated it, It won't break. Probably. @evanmacdonald9632
@Codgod710 ай бұрын
Bro really had to set the altitude for his coffee 💀
@Codgod75 ай бұрын
@Izan_naz I know but I was joking since he said it was easy then started cooking up something like Walter white
@specimen26353 ай бұрын
dude's water was on a mountain
@caide959811 ай бұрын
“Alright next we’re gonna set the kettle to 204, wait for the water to hit that exact temperature, and dump it back into the toilet”
@f.h.s956111 ай бұрын
This just made me realise that preparing food or drinks is a science project. Hell, everything can be if overanalised. A game can be made into a theory. Theories has roots in philosophies. Over time, history, philosophy turned into science as the people practicing it collected observations. Searching conclusions to their questions. Can everything then be counted as philosophy? Do these complicated instructions in this video make this drink even more enjoyable because it took actual work, effort, into making a specific taste? Conclusion: I'm high.
@BigTrees4ever11 ай бұрын
💯💯💯
@Kris-ce1po10 ай бұрын
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥✍️
@heyhey862610 ай бұрын
analised lol
@f.h.s956110 ай бұрын
@@heyhey8626 Oops
@MClara-ep4sf11 ай бұрын
You had me at the water ngl
@adnauseam782510 ай бұрын
there are people like this that actually exist
@ramezaziz23369 ай бұрын
"Simple" being the operative word here
@AnSturbinАй бұрын
It took me about half way to realize that this is a parody. Nicely done
@curtislevey76399 ай бұрын
I understand that you might do all this if you were chasing the 'best' coffee out of a french press. Realistically, the easiest method is to buy pre-ground beans, chuck them in a french press with boiling water (dont listen to anyone who says it has to be cooler, it won't burn the coffee and you'll probably get more benefit from it staying hotter longer) and then you wanna let it sit for four minutes, give a lil stir to knock the grounds down and spoon out the floating scuzz, then leave for another 3/4 minutes (so grounds can settle). Then push the press down but only about half way, theres no need for it to touch the bottom as that'll just disturb the grounds and might knock it up into the coffee you'll be drinking. Then just pour it into whatever cup you have available, when you get to the end keep an eye out for any dregs and grounds to try avoid getting that in your cup. I tend to make 2 cups at a time (at 16g for 250ml or 32g/500ml) and like to make the second drink an iced coffee (so I don't have to worry about it cooling while i enjoy the first). If you make two cups and only want to drink one you can pour the coffee into a seperate container and keep it in the fridge for later! You'll want to seperate it from the grounds though to stop it brewing.
@christianwoodbury248011 ай бұрын
Had me worried for a sec. Thought you’d lost ur mind
@AvocadoGamer6511 ай бұрын
I like how he says simple and then lists off all the precise details that makes it less simple 😂
@p3rfectsimplicity3 ай бұрын
Bro about to launch a rocket😂
@NortOfficial11 ай бұрын
Tap water, into a boiler, wait a few minutes, add whatever coffee that isn't the cheapest, wait 5 minutes, push down; coffee
@godsvendetta11710 ай бұрын
I put a k cup in the housing and press the big cup. Sometimes I have to refill the reservoir.
@1Three8Fiver5 ай бұрын
Ikeas french press is pretty damn good, especially when combined with a filter paper.
@styxxiii11 ай бұрын
Really appreciate the humor
@IswickS11 ай бұрын
Word of the week is Precise
@God-GrizАй бұрын
Hey just tried this twice once with your amount of stirs the other with the one comment of 9 stirs, and i gotta say, 9 stirs is the way to go
@herbals948911 ай бұрын
I have the same French press, it’s at Ikea
@fhood20119 ай бұрын
I have all the different sizes from ikea its pretty good and i use daily
@RACOONAFIED10 ай бұрын
Oh so this is the function of a french press :0 I had one when i was younger and i usually made mint tea in that cuz what else was i supposed to put in that 😅 Im now curious what else can you make in taht :')
@sideshowblob8 ай бұрын
This isn't satire btw
@kathrynharris175411 ай бұрын
thannkkk you so much i tryed it
@micaiahlee1811 ай бұрын
Your coffee knowledge blows my mind
@emanuelb.25594 ай бұрын
you must be really dumb then
@larunaaxthemischievous97629 ай бұрын
I just want the cup because it looks awesome and extra
@DJ_MME2 ай бұрын
Too fancy bro
@jamiexavier154611 ай бұрын
Me who just wants to make a simple cup of coffee with a french press with simple instructions for beginners
@bryantellston165 ай бұрын
Lol he said simple 🤣
@atharvakusurkar797411 ай бұрын
I brew it w close to boiling water for 20 mins while the press is covered from the outside to keep it warm it gives the best tasting coffee which gives all the proper flavours out of it , this is based on my personal opinion
@lolloat11 ай бұрын
I know this sounds silly but can you make tea like how you make coffee?
@Kylekyle3211 ай бұрын
I need that big face coffee!
@misterkeyes29557 ай бұрын
tell the kettle what altitude we're at? LOL bruh
@JoULove11 ай бұрын
Ahaha love it xD
@TheLifeOfChob11 ай бұрын
Or just use James Hoffmanns ultimate French press guide
@shimmyking44 ай бұрын
they have not invented a number high enough, that i may count the number of ways this man just called me poor
@louisreyllanera2502Ай бұрын
Was the French press pre-heated?
@FirePlayz099 ай бұрын
Bean water people be going crazy again
@ihaveabsnolife11 ай бұрын
cup name?
@udomsakkhlaikaeo911211 ай бұрын
Simple indeed
@wolfnx33610 ай бұрын
People being like “oh mah gawd why bother with the water” ITS 90% OF YOUR DRINK, MAYBE MORE
@jamiethomson84569 ай бұрын
Filter brew it’s 98.5%. Water is important. It would affect your brew more than any piece of equipment
@MaxC_19 ай бұрын
It's pretty much a necessity when your only access to water is hard water or just water that tastes, odd Perfectly fine and safe but odd At that point it's either - Get a filter with RO/UF and mineralisation and then get good tasting water Move out Or buy distilled water and add minerals Kinda obvious what's the easiest choice is
@davidalvarado99575 ай бұрын
@CryoFreezr yeah the easiest choice is just filtering it. Then You don't have to buy bottled water.
@sugarish994511 ай бұрын
Imagine asking Ethan if he knows how to make coffee 😂
@emanuelb.25594 ай бұрын
he does not know
@LordNightHowler9 ай бұрын
This how Professor Snape makes coffee no cap.
@jc765411 ай бұрын
the whole time I'm thinking i really appreciate my Breville
@ArdentSmiles11 ай бұрын
Pushing down the plunger at *about* 1mL/sec?? I thought I was getting exact instructions 😜
@mortuarymax11 ай бұрын
Why not a good spring water
@CountMordecai10 ай бұрын
Gale from Breaking Bad
@carolinarobles19dcrl10 ай бұрын
The ratio is 6g of coffee per 100g of water btw
@mischievous71299 ай бұрын
Only push the press halfway down to keep the fines from reaching your main chamber area.
@ajd01019 ай бұрын
Nah pushing down is the best part
@khaliiii69911 ай бұрын
You got me into coffee making in general! Would love to have a machine one day 😂
@psevdhome10 ай бұрын
Tells us he's making black coffee - makes brown tea instead.
@Whodunnit4eva10 ай бұрын
To recap, ground coarse, fill with hot water, steep four minutes, plunge slowly, drink
@mauriciomucino101511 ай бұрын
What is that cup?
@rookie_hero86824 ай бұрын
I home roast some of the finest coffees in the world. I don’t do 1/2 of this stuff and I lack nothing! Haha
@citizenoneofmany6959 ай бұрын
I prefer MY method: Open the little baggy with the mix of coffee powder and milk powder, put it in a cup and pour boiling water over that. Stir as you feel like and enjoy
@crazy4orlando25 ай бұрын
I assume this is a parody. Gulliver's perfect cup of coffee.
@monstermash57804 ай бұрын
You lost me with pure water 🤣
@fared___340910 ай бұрын
The best coffee machine i ever have: French Press.
@zzz560211 ай бұрын
"Simple"
@everygoodnametaken10 ай бұрын
The good old Ikea French press
@lucasmascio94052 ай бұрын
Ik some people are clueless but I was just at a store and I saw french presses and a little kid asked her dad what they were for and he deadass said that you pump the "tube to crush the beans" 💀
@robithmcbobith891511 ай бұрын
Patric Bateman called
@mysterc28627 ай бұрын
Yea dont boil distilled water if you dont want to get burned. Also why not just buy spring water?
@itsROMPERS...10 ай бұрын
Water already knows what altitude its at. It will only get to the boiling point no matter how much heat you use.
@LudusLiveАй бұрын
This comes off as a joke but you never know with these coffee people
@nicolasmistela865110 ай бұрын
Cool cup where can I pick one up??
@yuhafizayusoff45628 ай бұрын
Guna la air zam zam.. pasti wow rasanya
@furiousfelson2525 ай бұрын
Say "u don't have kids" without saying u don't have kids
@AKBones-6311 ай бұрын
Ethan! Have gone on live for the past few days I think I have missed them all but I can't find the videos on your channel 😞
@goldnduck513211 ай бұрын
bro flexing without even trying
@thedingler563210 ай бұрын
Bro is doing nasa level calculations all for coffee💀
@skullzproduction111 ай бұрын
I didn't get the joke until he said 1 mm per second 😭😂
@TribalBigMac11 ай бұрын
distilled water taste delicious in my opinion
@ajd01019 ай бұрын
Nah the best french press drinks have some coffee bean remains in the cup
@gregstarjun10 ай бұрын
you- you tell the kettle which altitude your at?! does the thing have an airplane mode???
@Binary-11 ай бұрын
I was quite far into the video until I realized this was satire 😂
@sko1beer6 ай бұрын
nothing wrong with making coffee with distilled water it taste fine
@acetaminophetus6 ай бұрын
“If I used distilled water for my coffee it would taste disgusting.” What do I tell my folks who have access to bottled, purified drinking water but wont quit buying distilled? They seem to be under the impression that purified drinking water is as the same as our extremely hard, nigh-undrinkable tap. They don’t care about the taste of their coffee. To them coffee is something they choke down every morning without even finishing, anyway. No wonder they can never relax, they don’t seem to care about the quality of their own experiences.
@amsad101910 ай бұрын
Hey i neeed a smal French pres can you tell me which one you use ind hear
@andreclark917711 ай бұрын
Can you link the cup please???????????????????
@mohamadsh_79138 ай бұрын
What's the grinder?
@BigTrees4ever11 ай бұрын
Where can I find a mug/cup like that?
@redblackfoxy10 ай бұрын
All that with IKEA frenchpress 😂😂😂
@CesarSandoval02411 ай бұрын
Bro I like french press
@DanishMMA9 ай бұрын
Which way do you stir??!
@wazscupfishes11 ай бұрын
*quietly mutters under my breath, looks like tea
@nguyenvietlamanh546411 ай бұрын
Honestly that's kinda normal and even the point for specialty coffe. Sometimes it looks and taste more like tea than coffee. It taste absolutely incredible, but if no one told you, you might not even know it's coffee. I once taste a cup of coffee that taste exactly like butter popcorn
@wazscupfishes11 ай бұрын
@@nguyenvietlamanh5464 my coffee either has a centimeter thick layer of very fine grinds on the bottom or I put espresso in a reusable kureg cup bc it's dark. If my coffee tasted like popcorn or tea I wouldnt want it.
@lilv72810 ай бұрын
Sorry i refuse to believe the rpm you ground the coffee at had any impact on the flavor. Everything else im kinda with you on although the temperature based on altitude is a bit much too haha
@arlochristman866811 ай бұрын
Looks kinda weak for black coffee. I use a French press and I can’t see through my coffee. Two cups a day and I’m off 🚀
@SOLIDSNAKE.10 ай бұрын
Bro smoke bud, you get all The cool Gadgets and grind your flower and grams and water and Bla Bla Bla Bla
@Marina_DU10 ай бұрын
Why taking the altitude into account if you are not taking into account the atmospheric pressure on that exact moment, your coffe wont be the same on a cloudy day :(
@nathanschmidt76589 ай бұрын
Bro making a harry potter potion
@CCP7510 ай бұрын
Thats the most wateriy coffee i ever saw
@ChillyFries44411 ай бұрын
This is like Snapes fucking potions class
@embolobolo423710 ай бұрын
I love how triggered I got before I realized this is satire.. it is satire, right? Right??
@derg62227 ай бұрын
Looks very thin. For a French Press 290 ml of water is way, way too much for 18 grams of coffe.
@misaelhp111 ай бұрын
too much water for me that's clear coffee, I'm Dominican we drink almost black tar coffee. but the quantity is super tinny "Cafecito".