Ethical Highwire Act - Training

[@rileydavis6289]

I feel like this is one of the rare moments Wally actually used his brain.

[@wombataldebaran9686]

He is useless, not dumb or lazy. There is a difference^^

[@Legomicroman]

@@wombataldebaran9686 uh he IS lazy. he is literally doing everything in his power, to avoid working.

[@rphb5870]

Wally uses his brain all the time, he uses it to find new innovative ways of not working

[@CollinMcLean]

I love that he doesn't deny those things happened, he's just shocked they're illegal.

[@jimbopumbapigsticks]

"Senior management has decided to deal with this head on and deal with the ethics problem directly." "They're surrendering to the authorities?" LOL

[@orlandostrike]

- Dilbert: "We are Engineers, we have integrity! and that's not for sale!" - Wally: "But it is for rent..."

[@Churn_]

you love that line don't you Orlando?

[@IIZBrett]

So THAT explains all those ethics classes I had to take at work randomly...

[@ruffusgoodman4137]

kkkkkkk I was thinking the same XD

[@willambonney]

Wait those were ethics classes??

[@JeffRyman69]

I have actually seen this happen where all low level employees had to take ethics training when all the violations were at a senior managerial level.

[@VestinVestin]

"Hold on... If I just say the problem is 'systemic', I can trade me going to prison on charges of embezzlement for employees going to training on subject of ethics? My God... The company culture made me do it!"

[@ShadowDurza]

I'd say Dilbert-verse engineers less have moral standards and more that they simply lack the ambition to commit ethical violations.

[@gentlemanmaniac9992]

To be fair that’s kind of true in the real world.

[@Aditya-f8t5z]

I did feel Alice is from the Mafia 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[@RacerC45]

"Seven years ago... During the summer-"

[@Ashguy733]

"Consider yourself excused," I knew I got this from somewhere, I didn't realize it was from Dilbert.

[@rutabagasteu]

I knew a computer tech who was fired because he insisted to a manger that the cd tray in the cd player wasn't a coffee cup holder. I'm not kidding.

[@rclaughlin]

The funniest gross-out gag in TV history.

[@louistournas120]

IAMHOTFORUWALLY

[@andrewshouse9840]

Hmm, is that Egyptian?

[@wkeezz]

@@andrewshouse9840 1:59

[@epicstyle1000]

wow this is realistic

[@ruffusgoodman4137]

@Kurishev Tulipov Gzus are you crazy? Have you seen reboots lately??

[@Sam-Lawry]

If the integrale is available,I will take it. I just have 9 comics,really curious if Scott Addams did recent stuff.

[@Jipsypop]

He’s a Right wing twitter spammer now if I’m not mistaken 😔

[@Sam-Lawry]

@@Jipsypop Right wing...is just a label since many years now. I was against bush,having hope with obama (with the pnac wars..patriot act..free speech..a real new deal 2.0 after the 2008 crisis..but..nothing..)..with trump..no more pnac wars..more declassified files..less delocalisation..and biden...is a kroutchev 2. We are in a dystopia,the gafam controles opinions. I keep the same values then I was a libetarian against nsa..pnac..open society..cfr..stuff like that..but now with the new doxa..I am John Spartan from Demolition man. I will check if he did new stuff.. Today Monty Pythons are fascist too..and milk is racist...and lefties prefer billionaire structure and racial segregation..it s Orwellian.

[@somegoodfella]

@@Jipsypop Man, I like him even better now!

[@Lumbum21]

Man watching this clip just made Activision Blizzard pop in my head

[@HolloMatlala1]

#ESG....😂😂😂😂

[@grimview]

Just like starbucks, punish the entire company for the actions of an individual.

[@THAT.RANDOM.GUY_]

Gee, it's like they learned that mentality from school or something...

[@Buciasda33]

Punishing a group for the actions of an individual is a war crime. :)

[@vivekgirdhar9455]

MBBS DUTT ABORINAL

[@muthuk.l]

:-):-):-)