Europeans can't Comprehend this

Today i looked at some real american stuff, stuff that the European mind just can't comprehend. Hence the title of this video being "Europeans can't Comprehend this" because truthfully a European can't comprehend the things showecased in this video
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[@kratangg-arang]

And then there’s Kwite, something neither America nor Europe can properly comprehend.

[@Iwillconfiscateyourbones]

Real lmao

[@MellonFelon]

I have comprehended kwimothy’s true power it has destroyed my mind

[@ThePolarisSystem]

I don’t think anyone can properly comprehend him.

[@KaylesKorner]

@@ThePolarisSystemI don’t even think he can comprehend him

[@vanilla4983]

Only the aussies can

[@milanbeerepoot4260]

Unfortunately for me i grew up on the internet, so i could understand all of this. Also when you said “doesn’t mean i like or endorse them” i thought you were talking about europeans

[@Jane-oz7pp]

​@@outlawsylYou need to see outback Australia tbh

[@Rain-gh6vr]

i remember there was this one scene in ghosts where one of them was like "So we were thinking of a date - like the americans do" and another was like "I dont approve of them", "what dates?", No americans."

[@hannahukki]

yk that too

[@passingextraterrestrial]

I don't like or endorsed Europeans either (I was born and raised in Europe)

[@passingextraterrestrial]

On the subject of tons of lanes crossing over the top of each other, I'm sure Brits who live around Birmingham are familiar. Spaghetti junction is a Brit's worst nightmare (because it's Birmingham)

[@genericuser984]

Birmingham (derogatory) sounds like a lovely place (sarcastic)

[@linklink3069]

Of course there's one in fucking Birmingham

[@tikitere]

I whent there and now I have a third arm

[@emmy-jn7ol]

as a brummie i got to say spaghetti junction scares us too. that and the fact no one in Birmingham can drive either

[@tikitere]

@@emmy-jn7ol how is the "largest library In the world" going

[@ALaughingWolf2188]

“Walkable cities?” “Reliable public transport?” “Livable wages?” What do you guys think America is? A functioning society?

[@JunoGaylord]

I'd presume a society would need to function in order to last

[@kaden77]

EXACTLY 😭 you guys think these cities are made for you💀? theyre made for your metal box to fast you to work to power the economy

[@RAMOBUS]

@@JunoGaylord thats why america is going down, there was a single coconut holding it together and it has been removed Yes, TF2 reference

[@JoshuaRed-v4f]

​@@JunoGaylordWe are one of the youngest country, wait until we last

[@milanelst5754]

​@@RAMOBUSTf2 reference

[@incandescentfloof9646]

The patriotism within me goes into overdrive when seeing the US insulted by a Brit 🤢 for something I 100% agree with

[@thecroissant9326]

yeah those brits insulting America *vomits in 473 different colors while doing a sailor moon transformation and peeing a little bit UwU*

[@wondertyzipp8260]

As a Brit, you're welcome 😂

[@Masthegreatest08]

America doesn't have free health care, the UK is trying desperately to end free health care

[@unrealization6478]

personally I get way more pissed off when foreigners decide they like american politicians because the propaganda intended for american voters reached them. stop defending trump to me, you dont have to live under him!

[@Maber610]

​@@thecroissant9326what did I just read

[@karpi470]

06:50 My brother in Christ, European windows can be opened completely. They essentially have "2 modes", one where you just open them a little to let some air in, and one where you open them entirely, swinging them inside like a door.

[@lilylohmann614]

Yeah but they swing. The ones here in America slide.

[@gandalf_thegrey]

​​@@lilylohmann614That still doesnt mean they dont open lol The european window is, in fact, something the american mind cant comprehend ;)

[@lilylohmann614]

@@gandalf_thegrey the AC units only work in the sliding windows, which is why I mentioned it. We also have the ones that swing open, but they aren’t as popular because you can’t exactly have a screen on those.

[@silverdrag0n_]

​@@lilylohmann614like bug nets? yeah you can: just stick some adhesive velcro along the edge of the open window, slap some bug net on there and you're golden

[@ArDeeMee]

Better yet, slap a bug screen on that has a reflective surface to the outside. That keeps a lot of heat away. 👍

[@Nerobyrne]

fun fact: there are more castles in Germany than McDonald's in USA.

[@super_cloudy_lemonade.]

you learn something new every day

[@cynthiasitri]

... let's keep it that way.

[@lo0ner]

america needs more castles tbh

[@FlamesTheCyndaquil]

​@@lo0nereverywhere needs more castles

[@nickklavdianos5136]

Reject fast food, embrace feudalism

[@GooFly-v3j]

IU work at Dunkins. The Ice spice might look complicated, but the machine puts 90% of that in for us. all we had to do was toss milk munchkins and coffee syrup in the picthers. the caramel drizzle goes on the inside of the cup before pouring the blend, and the drizzle ALSO goes on top of the whipped cream/ the picture doesnt do a good job of describing this

[@firestorm5371]

What the fuck is coffee syrup, that sound like coffee pulver but with extra diabetes.

[@GooFly-v3j]

@@firestorm5371 it's for " coffee coolata " the frozen coffee. by the by, no caffeine in those frozen coffees it's _just_ coffee flavored syrup

[@BTOptimizer]

Can confirm. We tossed that infographic because it makes no sense. The Ice Spice drink is literally just a frozen coffee with pumpkin munchkins in it.

[@cinnamonsparrowdesigns]

Bro that sounds nasty AF honestly. And overly sweet.

[@anthonysmith7045]

Never been more proud of being Australian until now

[@jordanlillian6801]

Weird because you guys are literally American without the choice. We left Britain, y'all were put on a boat and sent away then y'all started a cultural genocide. At least WE were still under British rule during the conquest of the Americas, y'all were doing it under your own free will. But do you ig.

[@Maski500]

🕷️🦘🐍

[@ihateytff2481]

I am also Australian, why are you awake

[@Venuswenis007]

Yeah I'm sure you are proud of your island and it'e three whole trees and literally being almost uninhabitable

[@Maski500]

@@ihateytff2481 why are YOU awake?

[@rrbenjy8431]

As a European I can confirm that my mind can't in fact comprehend any of this 🤯

[@ninjakiwigames5418]

Same

[@hanaazouri2181]

Same

[@burninsherman1037]

Don't worry, if you could it'd just fuck up your whole day. See, as much as we Americans love this fuckin weird ass country of ours, it's also a literal hell on earth that devours everything in its path, and the souls of it's people.

[@demetriajones3231]

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[@techSoldier141]

as another european same

[@MarbleSodaPop]

7:17 Fun fact: The pyramid was originally built as a cultural center sort of thing with a radio station, music museum, and much more. Due to budget issues and disagreements between the creators many of those plans were scrapped and it just sort of became a concert/sports venue before eventually being bought and renovated by Bass Pro Shops

[@redherring875]

you know what we Europeans also can't comprehend? not having sales tax included with the price in the store

[@yaboye3791]

Oh yeah, that one makes me scratch my head. What genius came up with that idea?

[@Creepernom]

That's honestly one of the silliest american things I know of.

[@slayersDX_98]

As an American I have a theory that it's to make you think you're paying less for an item than you are. We also allow stores to lie if something is actually on discount

[@ditzylilorgans]

As an American I can't even comprehend 😭

[@acoolrocket]

Makes sense for online shopping since you could be shipping to a state with a different degree of sales tax or none at all. Although shopping in store, yeah...

[@valivali8104]

You’re right, circumcision has nothing to do with hygiene, it has to do with unhealthy relationship with sex and sexuality: people thought that circumcising boys would stop them from masturbating as adults 🤦🏼‍♀️ Fun fact: Kellogg invented corn flakes to stop people from masturbating 😂

[@flickdaboss]

as an irish guy i am currently screaming in terror while backing up against my wall with a lil bottle of holy water

[@kratangg-arang]

The air conditioning thing is truly wild. When kid me learned Brits just put big ass fans all over the place instead of having a functioning ac built it, it changed my understanding of life

[@HansWurst-lg1ws]

Because ACs have been rather redundant until now. Most of Europe within the temperate climate zone has rather mild summers. Decent airflow and closed curtains to keep direct sunlight away was all it took to keep the home reasonably cool most of the time. But the last 2 years have been inching ever so closely to being unbearable for me during peak summer days (16th floor, east side windows flat, fml). Fans are only a band-aid solution for now that might very well change in the future. Also keep in mind that there probably isn't a single home in southern Europe (Spain, Italy, Croatia, Greece .. ) without an AC either. They do exist here, I swear.

[@kratangg-arang]

@@HansWurst-lg1ws I mean, yeah, that’s the point. But middle school me was wildin finding that out lmao Should I really trust that last line/j

[@tearenn3046]

@@HansWurst-lg1ws Italian here. Most houses in northern Italy don't have AC and from my understanding, it's quite common not to have one. Most houses that struggle with temperature are usually built with good insulation, that way outside temperature affects the temperature of the inside very little.

[@sirshotty7689]

It wasn’t that wild for me to learn. I didn’t have an ac growing up either and I’m American. We just had this massive bigleaf maple next to our house that was as wide as I am tall. It would completely shade the house during the summer and kept it cool as a cucumber even when reaching the 100°F (around 38°C) mark. And during the winter we simply had a wood stove.

[@pandoratheclay]

like way up north in like norway it gets decently hot in spring/summer it’s not icicles all year long

[@elliott6938]

i just started new adhd medication and feel high as fuck somehow you're even funnier when the world feels like soup

[@damonminnix4660]

not 100% sure that’s supposed to happen, but idk glad you’re having a good time of it at any rate 👍

[@elliott6938]

@@damonminnix4660 no it's 100% not supposed to happen lmao wore off after like 3 hours and didn't happen the first couple days on it so i think i was dissociating and the meds just made it feel different ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[@Fearsia]

You ok? That's not how you should feel. I've been on ADHD meds my whole life and a few years ago had to cycle through a few thanks to my insurance thinking they knew better than me or my doctors. I've also been off them here and there for 1-2 years and when getting back on them still didn't feel that way. Your dose could possibly be too strong for you or a reaction could be happening. Does your doctor know this is how it makes you feel?

[@elliott6938]

@@Fearsia yeah im fine! it was gone the next day so i think it was mostly unrelated to meds my dr knows abt my side effects on these meds (some worsening of my physical problems) and we're working out meds now thanks for the concern tho :)

[@Fearsia]

@@elliott6938 good to hear! And of course! Always want the best for others. I myself have to get another eye exam even though I had one last year due to a side effect I'm having that isn't listed on a new medication I was taking. I've been advised by my psychiatrist to stop it until we can speak in a couple weeks and to get an eye exam when I can. (Was seeing a large white orb go across the upper left side of my peripheral vision on my left eye. It would happen randomly and was increasing as I continued to take the med but has subsided upon stopping it. It's not something listed at all for the medication I was taking so I dunno, maybe I just have a symptom that wasn't ever reported?)

[@Octanitrocubane-enjoyer]

can't wait to see if my south african mind can comprehend it Update: it cannot you americans are something else

[@teathesilkwing7616]

Due to the commutative property, this means you are now European. My condolences.

[@Octanitrocubane-enjoyer]

@@teathesilkwing7616 beats being american, I’ll take what I can get

[@MaticTheProto]

@@Octanitrocubane-enjoyerwelcome to Europe 🎉

[@AntwanMackJr]

@@Octanitrocubane-enjoyerhate us then want all of our shit. You losers need to pick one

[@joe-dl9ch]

“I know They aren’t European anymore” ah yes I remember ejecting from the ground of the continent pretty fun

[@Glue_Eater06]

It's amazing we've managed to stay up in the air above it so long

[@alexandrustelian1561]

as an European I died during this video

[@ArDeeMee]

RIP 🪦

[@L4w1]

This really killed me

[@AntwanMackJr]

Good

[@Riuka6]

windows in Europe actually have two options for opening them, depending on what airflow you want - tilt them like you showed in the video or - fully open them by turning the handle horizontally to the right which lets you open the window in the exact same way you open a door from the inside of the house :) (generalized idk if it truly is like that everywhere, but it is where I live)

[@nessa-parmentier]

older windows (like in my house, which isn't that old either, like 40-50 years max) only open like doors, but in more modern constructions it seems to be generalized

[@ArDeeMee]

The best part of American windows is how they are so easy to break into. Especially if all that’s stopping you is an AC unit held in place by a few screws. It’s insane. Fans all the way baby!

[@GegoXaren]

The Windows I have in my house are tilt-up. Those are not legal to install anymore, but are much much easier to install (as they weigh less) and operate (as you only have one lever setting).

[@anthropomorphicpeanut6160]

In Spain it's more common to have windows that only do the second one or that slide to the side to open them, but I've also seen the ones you describe and they are very convenient

[@RPGLover87]

I hate when I open it vertically, but then on closing one of the hinges doesn't engage properly so when I try to open it horizontally later it just jams and you have to try to slam it shut to get the hinge to lock in again so that it can open correctly.

[@xSwiftwishx]

Ireland is starting to incorporate that "would you like to leave a tip?" with the percentage options on card machines and we hate it. i always get it when out in pubs in our capital and press the "no tip" option so fast. you're already charging me 9 euro for this gin and tonic i ain't giving you more

[@Thr3pio]

Sometimes I do leave tips when I feel like helping out a little bit, even if restaurant workers here generally do get paid living wages. But with that being said, as an ex-American who’s been in Ireland for close to two years now it’s been disappointing to see so many people here kissing America’s ass. People are genuinely confused as to why I would leave America and I have to resist trauma dumping every single time, lmfao. One woman said to me, “But America’s the dream, isn’t it?” Such a slap in the face after what I’ve escaped from.

[@JunoGaylord]

as a european I can confirm that the european mind cannot comperhend north america

[@vitaleriof]

as also a european i agree

[@jordanlillian6801]

It's weird because most of us in north America are European.

[@angelikaskoroszyn8495]

@jordanlillian6801 We also can't comprehend how American identity works. Most of you developed own culture which might have been heavily influence by European cultures but it's also a mixture of African, Southern American and Asian cultures. It's no longer European - it's own thing which is beautiful in own way

[@jordanlillian6801]

@UCIhhjdv3A6qIcjKL8tC3bqg actually my family has only been in America for 3 generations. My great great grandmother was full Italian and she married a full Irish man.

[@jordanlillian6801]

@@angelikaskoroszyn8495 racism in America is so weird because none of us are natives to this place, we are ALL immigrants.

[@ninjakiwigames5418]

It's funny how the European version of this is: public healthcare, public transport, etc. (yes, I can't remember more, it was a while since I saw one) and the American version is tipping, big cars, and fast food, and going in dept over medical stuff

[@SuburbaniteUrbanite]

Doesn’t sound like “freedom”

[@ninjakiwigames5418]

@@SuburbaniteUrbanite Fr

[@meowmura349]

​@@SuburbaniteUrbanitenah you're free, free to go into debt from a basic medical issue

[@Wolfie54545]

I could go on and on but “free” anything won’t work in the USA as it is now because taxes are already overly high, companies just jack prices up if the government pays for it, and there are more people in the USA the government would have to pay for to make things “free.” We need to fix the economy first, then we can have “free” stuff.

[@firestorm5371]

​​@@SuburbaniteUrbaniteeven if you leave the USA you still have to pay them and your kids can even inherit that, basically being an American is very unattractive in dating outside of America because of that.

[@selvesterperseus5236]

The whiteboard always confuses me because there's always some random shit written on it that oddly makes sense

[@Nerobyrne]

getting the wiener-snip is actually a lot safer as an adult, because now it's fully developed.

[@angelikaskoroszyn8495]

And you can give consent!

[@Nerobyrne]

@@angelikaskoroszyn8495 Yes that's a very important point, but I kinda feel like people who do this to babies don't really value that. And yes, that is very messed up.

[@iminsideyourwalls653]

mmmm chezburger

[@Sd0k1_ALT]

mmm chezburger

[@notarotomwithhair5637]

mmm can I have chezburger pls

[@rebeccasutton2401]

Mmmm hamburger

[@LiquidLilit]

i like chezburger too!

[@donutguy804]

Mmmmm 69th like

[@K.blyGaming]

Me: trying to fight the weird kid allegations 2:16 “IM AT THE PIZZA HUT, IM AT THE TACO BELL, IM AT THE COMBINATION PIZZA HUT AND TACO BELL”

[@insertjokehere3430]

6:49 Most windows have 2 settings: The first one, where the window opens from the top and the 2nd one where it opens from the side. The side one can fully fold out and open the window like its a door lol

[@ryanv7681]

Probably unpopular opinion: as someone with a huge appetite, i appreciated the huge american fastfood sizes. You're telling me i can get an apple pie milkshake so big it needs two hands for holding it, topped off with apple pieces, whipped cream and a cherry on top, all for 5 bucks? That's what i call lunch, so sign me the heck up

[@janstefaniuk2977]

Literally me

[@kee5699]

Calories

[@Creepernom]

That just sounds like a very easy way to get incredibly overweight.

[@ryanv7681]

@@CreepernomNot with excersise it's not. Plus people with a lot of mass (not necessarily fat) prolly need those extra calories. Also imagine a five dollar lunch

[@dslight113]

@@ryanv7681 but my lunch is 5 euro's a week?, i buy 1 big bread 99cents , 1 packet of sliced cheese 3,95euro for on top of said bread . and split those 2 things by 5 days . voila lunch, for just 1 euro a day . same goes for breakfast . dinner mostly cost me about 2>3 euro's. simple potato's some veg and a piece of meat (which i all buy in bags and i divide those over the week 2 ) making my expenses about 3>4 euro each day for food. im saying this because , what u consider cheap lunch * is in fact not cheap.

[@Dr.CaveCurinas]

One thing that seems to blow the mind of my European friends is that having grown up around a lot of immigrants, they are consistently the most patriotic, flag-waving, eagle-screeching, U S A chanting, Double Cheeseburger with a side of .45-loving people I know

[@anarchium_wellsquest]

There's this legal immigrant who lives and works in my small town in illinois, our mans has a truck with trump and Maga flags waving behind it. Talk about pulling up the ladder!

[@kaden77]

no genuinely I’ve met a lot of my Mexican friends families, and they are extremely more patriotic than my family could ever be💀 they are literally “American CAWW🦅🇺🇸”

[@mr.lockwood1424]

They are like new converts, zealots. Besides, they chose to live there and struggled to get citizenship.

[@tylerian4648]

​@@anarchium_wellsquestIf he's a legal immigrant, then he isn't "pulling up the ladder". He isn't going to be against more people immigrating legally from what I gather. Maybe you could think of it as pulling up the ladder after taking the stairs up though?

[@no-legjohnny3691]

From what I'm able to generally tell, the legal immigrants who live here tend to appreciate the life it offers them. We're a country where someone can flee from a shit hole like North Korea, become a US citizen, establish a small mom-&-pop shop in town, and grow it into a several thousand dollar business. Hell, even here in New Mexico, there's a ton of really good places to eat established by people who've immigrated here, from Mexico to Hong Kong. I have no doubts they appreciate the opportunities this country has offered them.

[@wintershock]

As a Canadian who lives in the Canadian subarctic so basically the untamed wilderness, this stuff blows my mind as well. The highways specifically are concerning to me. Even when I visited proper civilization in Quebec the highways didn’t look like they’d kill millions with one large explosion. Like not to give ideas to any potential terrorists but I feel like one of those highways collapsing would be catastrophic.

[@__idfk__]

Taco Bell and Pizza Hut are both owned by the same company that owns KFC. And fun fact, the cheese sauce at Pizza Hut is the exact same as the nacho cheese at Taco Bell. When I worked at Pizza Hut, that cheese literally came in Taco Bell boxes.

[@Emulleator]

as an European I fear watching this video. my mind isn't great already and I'm not sure if it will survive this

[@Sillyguymandude]

“Sped up videos of cars driving on them looks like ants on a hill, scramblin’ around, draggin’ crumbs back home. An apt metaphor.” 😭😭😭

[@TheBuddel]

6:55 These windows are not british. Also you can open them completely

[@CYBRRCH1RPZ]

Timestamps 4 those who need em 0:00 - start 10:10 - end

[@S.B.C-Pixi]

7:50 I avoided that one, by being born in Poland, and then 3 or so months later, I came here. I thought it was a choice parents conciously made.

[@___flower.]

as a brit (i dont exist) i actually sorta wanna move somewhere in america or at least go on a lengthy vacation. seems quite fun and has so much more to do compared to here but then again, i like the little place where i live, even if britain is full of horrible chavs and roadmen who are obsessed with vapes its still a place i do like to just look at, especially one of the towns neighbouring mine since its renowned for its amazing sunsets at the beach america is one of the top places i want to go to on holiday, just before norway since my fascination with the sky and natural creations like trees, snow etc needs to be entertained

[@Zarathustra_infinite]

Your either gonna love it here or hate it

[@___flower.]

@@Zarathustra_infinite yeah, i have some pretty stereotypical brit views like i think healthcare and education system in america is pretty dog, but i also love all of the things that are there. not that much to do here, or at least theres less that i do now compared to how much i used to do. a lot of places i wish existed in britain that id like to visit are in america so i think the competely different enivornment will either be a breath of fresh air or a rabbit hole of egoistical politics lol

[@SpikeyEnigma]

As an also brit (you have my condolences) my family plans on kidnapping me and sending me over to america next year (holiday) and i will miss the endless towns of incredibly old people (no srsly WHY IS THERE SO MANY) and apparently freezing temperatures, cant wait to become a budget american

[@Zarathustra_infinite]

@@SpikeyEnigma they're the only ones who feel like going out at times and crack heads but we dont talk about them

[@SpikeyEnigma]

@@Zarathustra_infinite I swear there is not a single person below at least 40 within a 10 mile radius of me

[@themongaboi1611]

As an Indian, I see this as an absolute win

[@glitch_mix]

As an European I can confirm I can't comprehend this

[@totalweirdo8538]

The first time I have ever been pleased England left the EU was when I was able to watch this video with no brain damage.

[@kee5699]

Because that's how continents work.

[@TheDwagonHD]

​@@kee5699thats why he doesnt get braindamage anymore... diminishing returns.

[@truebornseeker9767]

Love how kwite believes all of Europe is cold (that just applies to Britain and Northern Europe lol, I’m pretty sure places like Spain and Portugal and definitely Italy and Greece are parts of Europe and are hot as shit) Also the reason we don’t have good AC is because almost all our builds are old as fuck lol

[@ATClouse]

As an American, tipping laws abuse the goodwill of patrons by subsidizing pay for their employees, the only way to protest the system is to not participate. Dont tip bots at self checkout and dont go to restaurants that add tips as "gratuity tax"

[@ArDeeMee]

Yup. This abusive peer pressure fails to work on me.

[@V01DIORE]

Yeah the only way to stop that system is to break it by making it unprofitable, people shouldn't even work jobs requiring tipping.

[@mageyplss]

as somebody who does not live in Europe or America I can confirm that we usually cannot fathom American architecture and most of us explode from an intense existential crisis

[@KizaruKizaru]

Honestly most of these werent even absurd for us Europeans to comprehend. Like the Pyramid supermarket or whatever that was, was bizarre but cool, and that picture of the tangled highways was confusing, and ofc the last one with the tips is incomprehensible. I was expecting to see things like that bread americans make with lots of sugar, which is unfathomable to me.

[@SheaN10266]

White bread is different than regular bread. Most Americans buy bread from local bakeries

[@no-legjohnny3691]

Yeah, the white "bread" is the crap you buy when the wallet's coughing dust. Cheap? Sure, but it's not something you want to live on, as with most store bought foods. My family mostly does at-home cooking with raw ingredients, way healthier and still quite affordable.

[@mcarrowtime7095]

Why would this video be any more incomprehensible than the euro made ones?

[@claire9455]

as someone who has made the trip to the bass pro pyramid, I was unbelievably disappointed when I realized that it was just a regular bass pro in a pyramid shaped building. not sure what I was expecting to be fair, but damn maybe a second floor to make such a large building make sense??

[@shibuyamarbletexture5147]

there is a second floor, theres the big base floor and then the guns and safes are on the second floor, then there is an expensive hotel that occupies the other floors up until the top floor, which is a restaurant and viewing balcony

[@Howdidyouknow04]

As someone born and raised in Louisville it’s always weird to hear how people not from or around the city pronounce it. We pronounce it loo-a-vul not Loo-e-vil though when it was first named it was called the latter. Somewhere along the way it changed.

[@passingextraterrestrial]

See, I say loo-e-vil. I haven't heard enough people day it to realise people say it in different ways... I just use the same rule as saying Louisiana.

[@EdyAlbertoMSGT3]

No offense, but "loo-a-vul" sounds stupid.

[@prageruwu69]

as a european i am terrified and worried about america

[@v1p3rlotus]

you should be

[@Awesome-f1z]

As an American, me too!

[@quartzninja]

Trust me, that sentiment is shared by a whole lotta folks here as well.

[@michaelklaphake4093]

As someone who grew up in Western PA and now lives in DE, Breezewood is about halfway to the coast from Pittsburgh. It's like an island of "reliable" fast food on your way to the east coast from the Midwest

[@S.B.C-Pixi]

8:39 It's like consuming someones vomit, apparently. Basically being fed by a mama bird.

[@tobiasTtobington]

I'm American but when I see a stack of the worst thing I've ever seen get fried I want to die.

[@kaysinagi]

?? did my bestie just say europe doesnt have hot countries 😭

[@kiro9291]

Greece is European Canada /j

[@kaysinagi]

@@kiro9291 me when i go to greece and its 45° outside (im american so its fahrenheit)

[@tempestsonata1102]

It seems to me that he skipped too many geography classes. But it's OK, most Japanese people can't compehend that lots of other countries have four seasons as well, and they also claim to be the most intelligent and civilised nation on earth. :)

[@kaysinagi]

@@tempestsonata1102 who is talking about japanese people rn 💀

[@jan_Sanku]

idk about the UK but at least in germany, those windows can both be tilted as shown, and fully opened much like a door. we also have shutters/blinds that are really cool, look it up!

[@jaypeta_megacool48488]

As a European, every single brain cell that has survived from watching kwite videos is now permanently disinterested into dust after watching this video

[@AlthePal9373]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETERRRRRR

[@battlesheep2552]

Tipping: how your boss pays you crap and shifts the blame onto the customer.

[@sockpupplet3395]

hoodie man pours serotonin into my smooth brain

[@J43RH]

In the UK I've seen MacDonalds in the middle of nowhere off of roads surrounded by only fields. There also used to be a trio of the big three MacDonalds, KFC and Pizza Hut in just a few meters of each other next to only a petrol station

[@commenterthe3rd]

I missed kwite so much when he took a break because of the things that were happening I realized how much I watched him

[@dontlookinmydescription7743]

Hello. I'd like you to know, this video was truly inspirational. The opening at 00:02 was sentimental to me, devolving into the true schematics of why being European is an issue; a bold statement. One the internet may fall, or run. As it continued, I slowly became more enthralled. A minute in, I felt eyes well up from tears- your linguistics are that of a master. A true phenomena. Talking about the dailies of American life and how we strive by the bird was something which can make any grown man cry, and this grown man did follow. At 1:55, I was given some serious flashbacks from my last visit to Tacobell. It was vivid, your words enlightened my imagination like spark to a firecracker. I felt myself fly, soar even, a delightful bewitchment. I now seek the end goal in life, as part of my bucket list, to visit every kind of Tacobell. I have got to catch them all. 2:00 in, you reminded me about the wonders of the American mind- how anything which stops the heart, must be all in one place. So neat. So tidy. So well done. It was an affirmation to the American cause; being freedom above all else. You spoke for all of us when you explained how crucial this is in the culture and how rare of a photograph you let us see. I can only thank you for that. At 2:28, you reminded me about strip malls- this bought me a rollercoaster of emotions. Horniness. Loneliness. Fear. I was terrified in those seconds by the way you spoke. The way you spoke about the 'strip' malls. It reminded me of my visit to the club just last week, when I got threatened at gunpoint for waiting outside for a girl who requested it. The hairs on the back of my neck sprung up from this remembrance of betrayal. The mention of Hell at 2:35 again thwarted my heart with fear, for my Christian mind is fragile to that word. Saying it again might kill me! I am sensitive. The Lamborghini at 3:02 awakened me to a past life- a past life where I lived free. Where I had cars. Where people loved me. I shed a tear. The mentions of Lovecraftian novels at 3:25 reminded me of my teenage days, when I dabbled in the dark arts.. It was a fun time, alas I turned to the lord and let it be no more. He would not smile on me for bringing the beast. Your comparison at 3:49 opened my eyes. I am an ant in this world. But, is it bad to be an ant? To play your part and live a life as the lord intended? God bless, it shouldn't be. We are all a unity. I will continue to watch this video in tears. God bless you, Kerote.

[@igottoosilly_ohno]

This comment is so underrated

[@scrumptious_human]

That photo of Breezewood looks like something outta an I Spy book

[@druidplayz2313]

Here in eur*pe we do tip its just we tip to the closest euro note like if its 18,25 were just too lazy to keep the 1,75

[@sparky6757]

Prices for eating out in America are already insane, and I’m expected to tip on top of that? Nah, I’ll just wait until I can get home to make dinner

[@Epsicronics]

Wait but... europeans can drive coast to coast? You can make a one day drive from spain to eastern european romania

[@mcarrowtime7095]

Wait, really? You cant even make it from Houston to DC in a single day, much less an opposing coast

[@appellz]

2:09 IM AT THE PIZZA HUT!! IM AT THE TACO BELL!! IM AT THE COMBONATION OF PIZZA HUT AND TACO BELL!!

[@AndrewDederer]

The "Combo" fast-food places got started when Pepsi-co owned all the brands. At least 2 of them were named "All-in-One" (and included a low-rent burger chain called "Hot-n-now"). I know this, because I worked at the one on High Street at Ohio State my senior year (30 years ago..). Friday and Saturday nights 5 to 1:30. Right around the corner from frat row. I got VERY good at dealing with drunks.

[@bafbafjuice]

Europeans also want to see more Kwite furry art please

[@kee5699]

No, mostly this guy. ^

[@lightnight9822]

As a person who is half American and half European I understand yet not understand.

[@ariumet]

3:35 i don't believe for one second that Kwite can drive

[@choccobons]

as a balkan person (obv a different breed of european) i cannot comprehend both american AND european things

[@meowmura349]

As a European, I can't comprehend how many Americans are against stuff that would benedit them and go against big corporations, like lessenign tipping and unions. In general just how many people defend the big corporations.

[@mcarrowtime7095]

Tipping benefits literally everyone in the triangle, I don’t understand how euros don’t understand that concept. Also, I’m sure you don’t know this because why would you, but for a hot minute the news was filled with massive strikes on multiple industries by large and powerful private unions. My mind has always been boggled by euros thinking they can pass reasonable judgement on a country, with 50 different sets of laws and multiple cultural regions, of 337 million people without being a part of or properly understanding the culture

[@meowmura349]

@@mcarrowtime7095 you know your doing the same passing judgment on all the Euros like this? Also I know about many different strikes that have happened in America. The biggest ones I know about are the writers and actors, and the auto workers. I've also heard about smaller ones in different states. Still, these existing doesn't mean that , for me, a baffling number of people still don't support unions or want to join/create one. Also the different union busting mechanics different companies use are crazy to me. All of the things I mentioned are things I've heard other Americans talk about happening in America and how they don't like it, or seen Americans do themselves. If you have a problem with what i said, you shouldn't have a problem with how Europeans think. You should have a problem with how Americans present America.

[@mcarrowtime7095]

@@meowmura349 IK I'm doing the same thing; it was intentional as a rhetorical device to force you to reflect on it. IK you don't understand these things, you come from an entirely different continent that shares very little in common in culture that stemmed from an entirely different history. I have no problem with the way Americans talk about America online, since most of that is going to be talking to other Americans who have the context to properly understand what it implies.

[@unpronouncable2442]

As a proud Europeon I have to disagree with your point on "lack of climate options" We have deserts, swamps and tundras just like you. the only one we might be missing is Rain Forest/Florida.... but now that I think about it that is only true if we're considering continental territories. France is still holding onto Guiana so yeah we have tropics too by technicality.

[@angelikaskoroszyn8495]

Poland is a relatively (to the USA) small country and we somehow have a desert which is crazy considering it's Central Europe

[@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit]

5:47 fun fact: the Interstate Highway System is basically just a rip off of the Autobahn. Just somehow worse.

[@BlackCowboy0]

I’ll be damned for eternity before I let a European criticize an American thing that I hate too.

[@worthless_handl3s]

As a European, I can confirm I cannot comprehend this shit and my brain simply melts out of my ears when I am ever unfortunate enough to gaze upon American infrastructure.

[@speinz9430]

I went to a resort in Florida once for vacation and every house there was the exact same as if I had entered a dystopian novel

[@adragonfruitreal]

originally when you came back I was a bit upset because I wanted you to act more hurt and damaged from what happened in your videos. then I realized how f***ed up it was, that I was upset that you in videos actually looked like you were doing well after everything you went through. I don't know why I thought it was my business or why I thought I was entitled to be entertained by how are situation like that affected you emotionally and still does. in literally any other situation not involving a Contant creator, I would be completely happy that a person affected by a situation like that would be seemingly doing better and able to get back up from that. in any other situation I would've thought that I don't need to see every moment of someone's growth and recovery as that stuff should be allowed to be private. but for some reason I didn't think that with you. I genuinely feel bad now and I think I need to check myself. Im glad you are coming back from this and recovering

[@rabiezcat]

As a European I can’t comprehend this.

[@EktoAnim]

1:15 is this real where on earth are the TREES and the MOUNTAINS AND THE WYATSVFBX C M

[@GRoachS2009]

As an European, I can't comprehend this.

[@Reekstergummi]

I'm Swiss and my brain is melting from my skull

[@maszina8187]

As a European I can't understand why Americans doesn't like metric system

[@quartzninja]

Plenty of folks in the US use the metric system. The reason it isn't the standard is simply because changing it across the country would be more work than it's worth.

[@kaden77]

because we were using the imperial system since the days we were a colony, and when Britain changed over to the metric system, it came up as a vote and most people said they didn’t wanna change because you would have to change the entire infrastructure of the whole country to accommodate that

[@mcarrowtime7095]

Why do y’all hate imperial? Cause every American I know either knows both or has spent so long not using it they’ve forgotten. As far as I’m aware the same can’t be said of Europeans

[@Sd0k1_ALT]

bro who else was watching kwite then saw this video LMAO

[@dapperghost3409]

im happy kwite is still doing stuff despite the dark pit of bad that happened to him

[@drew9826]

Tbf for the Breezewood example we have that along motorways and highways in the UK at least but to a much lesser extent

[@catteriyaki1827]

Fun fact! The bass pro pyramid is one of the top 10 largest pyramids of the WORLD...and its a BASS PRO SHOP

[@Mossymoss69]

Spending my birthday in a closet is better with my favorite hoodie posting

[@eriFirtkcelE]

we need 20 hour long kwite videos

[@CheapTrAsh]

You’re right. My Italian ass can’t comprehend any of this

[@clingfray3]

glad to see kwite making his return

[@gameplaycast]

circumcising is done at a young age because doctors used to believe the baby wouldn't be effected by the procedure. HOWEVER, fast forward to now, we know FOR A FACT IT DOSE (it will literally send your infant child into shock) and may be a large cause of things like ADD, ADHD and many other mental issues faced by many, many males, including but not limited to: hard to control emotions, learning disablement and strait up mental disorders. the stress damage to the brain has been seen in infants that had the procedure done weeks AND MONTHS after it was preformed. leading to slower development as IT LITERALLY REPAIRS ITSELF from what was done. you live in modern times, where you take baths (at least i hope) every day. as long as your parents teach you correctly, you DO NOT NEED this procedure. if you want it done, it should be your choice as IT IS your body, not your parents and amount of miss informed doctors just saying to get it done "because its normal" is actually insane. the worst thing that can come about from NOT doing it (in todays world) is a hardening of the skin around the member, however this is combated with regular masturbation and use of lotion as you do. something that SHOULD be taught to you in your coming of age talk. (if you watched "house", you should know about this.) hope this helps someone, have a beautiful day.

[@yipeed5610]

YAY KWITE POSTED!!!!

[@sharkfinn402]

YIPPEEE🎉🎉

[@Scottish_Pyro]

Autism creature!!!!!!!!

[@loompy1440]

The best is the long John silver Taco Bell combination location where my taco tasted like old fish grease 👍

[@venuskaida]

i myself am south african by the coast and there was this south african fast food joint literally right by the beach in an area i used to go to all the time. it burnt down one day and they never rebuilt it. out of all the things that couldve taken the place out it was fire.

[@BetaJackMaxis]

To an American, 100 years is a long time. To a European, 100 miles is a long way.

[@Chris_winthers]

It's true. I looked at a twinkie once and my brain immediately liquified

[@rosskrt]

5:28 and that's where you're wrong :D It is possible to drive from the southern tip of Spain to the northern tip of Norway for a total of around 2d 11h or 5570 km (or 3460 mi).

[@froggutz6645]

I know you have been back for a while but i just wanted to say welcome back you're a big comfort to me and your content has helped me get threw some stuff so thanks for that

[@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV]

Kwite is really amazing. He has the legit ability to make others improve themselves.

[@koif1sh474]

you voice cracked trying to say your own name at the end of the video, just thought I'd remind you in hopes of the idea of someone acknowledging it haunting your dreams. Great Video! ✔👍💯😻😍

[@exquisitepullup]

I really imagine that when Lewis and Clark were making the expedition across America they were imagining how beautiful the plains would look with six-lane highways and Walmart parking lots.

[@guts60]

Pizza Hut, Taco Bell, and KFC are all owned by the same company. I didn’t learn this until recently, but it now makes sense why they are always the ones in combo restaurants