Eurovision Trash Contest 2023 | Semi Final 1

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Simon AT

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@SimonAT.
@SimonAT. Жыл бұрын
VOTING CLOSED
@NyleJeevas
@NyleJeevas Жыл бұрын
I didn't know someone could be more lifeless on stage than Blanka... and then I saw this other Polish performance 😂
@rita8274
@rita8274 Жыл бұрын
Blanka vs Ahlena makes her actually look good, wtf Poland T_T
@in_wino_veritas
@in_wino_veritas Жыл бұрын
Yeah, weird, but it was a bad selection overall, I guess. And watching the recap to it actually makes Blanka look good by comparison.
@rita8274
@rita8274 Жыл бұрын
@@in_wino_veritas Jann was the best and public choice. Not a perfect performance but he has stage presence and talent that Blanka can't hope to compete with. There was worse than Blanka but there was also much much better. 😢
@catkittycatcatkittycatcat3227
@catkittycatcatkittycatcat3227 Жыл бұрын
​@@in_wino_veritas it was definetely not a bad selection overall buy judt very pop-ish and generic National Final.
@berlineczka
@berlineczka Жыл бұрын
@@in_wino_veritas Some of the preselection choices were really strange, e.g. not shortlisting "Kocham" by Ramona Rey (she confirmed she had submitted the song, it was well liked by the people, and would had been the only song in Polish - but she have never heard from the selecting committee nor was even informed who the committee was or what criteria were used to judge the submitted songs), but at the same time including Ahlena with "Booty" - a song about buttocks with prominent cursing in the chorus (she was made to skip the bitches in the "all these bitches hate me, hate me, hate me" in the live version). Still, there were some songs and performances that were fine - Alicja, Dominik, Felivers were fine. Natasza somewhat botched her performance, but she is a well-known and seasoned life performer, so even picking her would be a guarantee for a professional job in Liverpool. Jann was the extraordinary one, with a top10 potential (although his act was not perfect either). Picking any of them would be an ok-ish choice and would avoid the disaster Blanka's choice is. But any of the other performers would had been a better choice than a chick that has zero singing and dancing skills, but is a spoiled rich brat with connections in the public broadcaster.
@megermesenouai
@megermesenouai Жыл бұрын
BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY IS SUCH A BOP MASTERPIECE 😭😭😭😭
@Jerry2805_
@Jerry2805_ Жыл бұрын
12 - Poland (ROBBED QUEEN) 10 - Iceland 8 - Lithuania 7 - Croatia 6 - Albania 5 - Spain 4 - Serbia 3 - Romania 2 - Malta 1 - Sweden
@Oliba
@Oliba Жыл бұрын
proof you arent swedish
@volim_piletinu
@volim_piletinu Жыл бұрын
12 points = Poland = "Booty" - Ahlena This performance is so lifeless, basically like the phrase "Go girl, give us nothing!" 10 points = Croatia = "Kme kme" - Krešo i kisele kiše Same as Poland, but at least he tried and he had a lot more challenging song to sing. 8 points = Albania = "Atomike" - 2Farm Some people love this, some people don't. I'm in the category of people who doesn't like it. 7 points = Romania = "Bad & Cool" - Jax Man The lyrics make me want to cut off my ears. It's kinda groovy (which I like), but I can't stand the lyrics! 6 points = Lithuania = "Sėdi ir važiuoji" - Antikvariniai Kašpirovskio dantys It's funny, and bad. 5 points = Serbia = "Starac dana" - Eegor I don't have a problem with the song, I have a problem with the staging. 4 points = Iceland = "Doomsday Dancing" - Celebs I like the chorus, the verses are not good. 3 points = Sweden = "Länge leve livet" - Eva Rydberg & Ewa Roos I love this duo. However, I prefer their song from last year. 2 points = Malta = "Up" - Matt Blxck I like the song, it's catchy. 1 point = Spain = "Sayonara" - Twin Melody This song is sooo catchy, I love it!
@ThePurpleSlay59
@ThePurpleSlay59 Жыл бұрын
I CANT WAIT FOR SAN MARINA POWEEEEEER
@elio22bbl
@elio22bbl Жыл бұрын
Honestly i Hope it's gonna be Angel dell for san Marino 😂
@in_wino_veritas
@in_wino_veritas Жыл бұрын
It's really hard to choose from this selection
@draconiusultamius
@draconiusultamius Жыл бұрын
Or "I use my body as a rubber for love".
@franseph
@franseph Жыл бұрын
Is such a pleasure to be back for another year of ETC 😍 12 - Poland 10 - Spain 8 - Sweden 7 - Iceland 6 - Malta 5 - Croatia 4 - Albania 3 - Romania 2 - Lithuania 1 - Serbia
@oscarsfilmpjes1222
@oscarsfilmpjes1222 Жыл бұрын
Yas time for the best fan contest in existence 😍 12 points to Poland (QUEEN OUTSOLD: THE LYRICS, HER PERFORMANCE, IT'S ALL PERFECT 😍) 10 Points go to Serbia (Those backing dancers are so hot they manage to distract us from the song AND pull this whole act together!!!) 8 Points go to Spain (SAYONARA (I don't speak Spanish) EY EY EY HASTA LUEGO) 7 Points go to Romania (Romania giving us a masterclass in lyricism 💅) 6 Points go to Croatia (The song is literally so forgettable I put it in a random place🤩) 5 Points go to Lithuania (10/10 for the outfits❤) 4 Points go to Albania (Tsk... Nice try Albania, but wearing silly goggles isn't enough to be the trashiest act of the year😒) 3 points go to Malta (Okay, it's rap or smth?) A real letdown from Malta after their amazing win last year from that talented vocalist! 2 points go to Iceland (A genuinely quirky and original song? Ew, go to a normal contest or smth🙄) 1 point goes to Sweden (HOW DARE YOU PUT THE SWEDISH QUEENS EVA AND EWA IN A TRASH CONTEST? Jk jk I genuinely enjoy the song too much to call it trashy fkendjei)
@ssupersloth1585
@ssupersloth1585 Жыл бұрын
YESSS I MISSED THIS CONTEST 12 points - Poland - Ahlena Booty 10 points - Malta 8 points - Romania 7 - Croatia 6 - Albania 5- Lithuania 4 - Serbia 3 - Sweden 2- Iceland 1 - spain
@haziagat
@haziagat Жыл бұрын
1 point - Sweden - Länge leve livet That's honestly not that trashy. Goofy, yes, but I actually enjoy it a lot. 2 points - Spain - Sayonara Same as above, but has a way funnier aura. 3 points - Romania - Bad & Cool This has a really specific synergy about it and I don't know what it is, but it makes me unsettled. 4 points - Malta - UP That delivery is impeccable. So impeccable I'm giving it 4 points. Woah. It's actually rather catchy tho. 5 points - Croatia - Kme kme I can't tell what's happening at all because of that backdrop so it's in the middle of the pack sorry ._. Nothing Croatia sends out can get goofier than Mama ŠČ anyway 😌 6 points - Serbia - Starac Dana Not really that trashy or really funny at all but the furries on stage amplify it that much. 7 points - Iceland - Domsdags dans Ooh ooh ahh ahh yeah yeah yea-ah 🔥those dancers on the back screen make it feel a bit like a fever dream, which fits perfectly. 8 points - Lithuania - Sedi ir vaziuoji Ooh ooh ooh ooh, like above, but with such insane choreo I have to put it this high. 10 points - Poland - Booty Need I say anything? Empress Ahlena is so low-energy and inspiring. Jann who? Bejba where? _Chanel?_ Idk about you but the only booty hypnotic I see is right there. 12 points - Albania - Atomike This is actually so goofy, wtf? I love it, but in that silly way one loves Booty by Ahlena, just more amplified.
@damiengentry759
@damiengentry759 Жыл бұрын
1: Sweden (Schlager may be trash but I unironically enjoy it) 2: Serbia (this wouldn't be trash if it didn't feature the Teletubby Fairy Crew) 3: Iceland (Similar thing here except the song qualifies as trashy more) 4: Croatia (I already forgot what this was) 5: Albania (OMG, the live action remake of 9 is premiering in Albania 😍) 6: Malta (welcome back to 2013) 7: Spain (sheesh, give me Germany 1959 any day over this TikTok reject hit) 8: Lithuania (that choreography 🤢) 10: Romania (well, you filled at least one of your aspirations 🤡) 12: Poland (Chanel who? Nicki Minaj is quaking right now. Jennifer Lopez could never. Kim Kardashian is nothing compared to this goddess. Shakira's hips may not lie but her booty certainly does. Blanka trying to steal Alehna's thunder in her music video, smh 😔😡💀. Alehna is my queen, I will only accept her victory all you just hate her because she can steal him and him and him and him and his dad. When will the injustice end, she gave it her all and y'all just tossed her aside like some day old booty call 😢😢😭. At least she won in our hearts. Is your rival's man scratching your butt before you hit the club? Didn't think so 🤑. SLAY QUEEN OF POLAND, NO EMPRESS ALEHNA OF THE UNIVERSE 😍😘😀😍😍😍😍😍😳) Thank you for orchestrating Europe's trashiest and most legendary contest.
@ThePurpleSlay59
@ThePurpleSlay59 Жыл бұрын
12 Poland 10 Romania 8 Lithunia 7 Croatia 6 Malta 5 Albina 4 Serbia 3 Spain 2 Sweden 1 Iceland
@SimonAT.
@SimonAT. Жыл бұрын
It's this time of the eurovision season again ;) For the fourth year in a row we take a look at the funniest entries in this years national selections and are looking for a worthy winner. As always: This is no shade to the artists, these songs are all iconic in their own way. You can vote in the comments with the regular eurovision points (12, 10, 8-1). The song you think is the trashiest/funniest should receive your 12 points :) Semi Final 1 contestants: 🇲🇹 Malta: UP 🇱🇹 Lithuania: Sedi ir vaziuoji 🇷🇸 Serbia: Starac Dana 🇦🇱 Albania: Atomike 🇷🇴 Romania: Bad & Cool 🇵🇱 Poland: Booty 🇮🇸 Iceland: Domsdags dans 🇭🇷 Croatia: Kme kme 🇸🇪 Sweden: Länge leve livet 🇪🇸 Spain: Sayonara
@alexito9600
@alexito9600 Жыл бұрын
12 Poland 10 Malta 8 Albania 7 Lithuania 6 Spain 5 Croatia 4 Sweden 3 Iceland 2 Romania 1 Serbia
@petru196
@petru196 Жыл бұрын
Romania should have been faralaes:)) bad and cool was okay
@in_wino_veritas
@in_wino_veritas Жыл бұрын
@@petru196 true, not really the trashiest song in this competition, not really bad vocals, maybe a little bit of a lackluster performance and there's the title, how can you say, you wanna be bad or bad and cool, instead of just saying you wanna be bad or cool, I think, these lyrics feel a little bit weird to me. Maybe something got lost in translation and there's a term in Romanian that refers to someone being bad, but in a cool way, I don't know. But this sounds a little bit odd and might be the reason why it got nominated. Definitely not the worst song in this selection, they should have selected either the song that became 2nd or another tune that finished very low, can't remember their names, both belong into the folk category.
@Imaginaryfriand
@Imaginaryfriand Жыл бұрын
12 - Poland (unironically better than Blanka) 10 - Croatia 8 - Iceland 7 - Lithuania 6 - Albania 5 - Serbia 4 - Sweden 3 - Spain 2 - Malta 1 - Romania
@MKWahPhil
@MKWahPhil Жыл бұрын
12: Poland (Fun fact: "Po" actually translates to "booty" in German so I guess Poland is Bootyland💀) 10: Lithuania 8: Albania 7: Malta (The fact that this won the Maltese jury) 6: Romania 5: Sweden 4: Iceland 3: Serbia 2: Croatia 1: Spain (Only song here that I unironically like)
@waffle78
@waffle78 Жыл бұрын
12 points go to Poland!!! 🇵🇱 10 points go to Malta!!! 🇲🇹 8 points go to Sweden!!! 🇸🇪 7 points go to Spain!!! 🇪🇸 6 points go to Lithuania!!! 🇱🇹 5 points go to Croatia!!! 🇭🇷 4 points go to Serbia!!! 🇷🇸 3 points go to Iceland!!! 🇮🇸 2 points go to Albania!!! 🇦🇱 1 point goes to Romania!!! 🇷🇴
@Knabberfritz
@Knabberfritz Жыл бұрын
12 🇵🇱 Booty 10 🇸🇪 Länge Leve Livet 8 🇲🇹 Up. 7 🇱🇹 Sedi Ir Važiuoji 6 🇦🇱 Atomike 5 🇭🇷 Kme Kme 4 🇷🇸 Starac Dana 3 🇮🇸 Doomsday Dancing 2 🇪🇸 Sayonara 1 🇷🇴 Bad & Cool
@bulbasaursroot5274
@bulbasaursroot5274 Жыл бұрын
Ok. This 1st semi-final is already packed with talent, hype and excitement. This display of robbed talent shows that the EBU is missing out, and big time! Here are my points: 1pt- *Malta: UP* (It's fine. Dancing is a bit... uh... idk but why do they want to give us an epileptic seizure?!) 2pts- *Sweden: Länge Leve Livet* (Based on the staging, it reminds me of ABBA (sorry if my depiction is inaccurate). Sound like something in a Disney medley.) 3pts- *Romania: Bad & Cool* (Normal. Wait... is the male dancer on the right Vasil from 2021, or is that just me?) 4pts- *Spain- Sayonara* (I like it, so here are some points.) 5pts- *Croatia- Kme Kme* ( _mumble mumble_ yuuuuuuu! If this won, I would've been confused and possibly lost in eternal purgatory.) 6pts- *Serbia- Starac Dana* (Bear fairies? Yesss please!) 7pts- *Lithuania- Sedi Ir Vaziuoji* (Just 6 men having fun on stage (+6pts). Are they in an owl cult or smth (+1pt)?) 8pts- *Albania- Atomike* (Goggles are making it weird. And what is that woman doing? No, just no.) 10pts- *Iceland- Domsdags dans* (Disco was left back in the 90's, yet these people are rocking it out! I'm thinking to myself _what if this actually won?_ smh) 12pts- *Poland- Booty* (Nah Blanka cannot compare herself to this level of vocal eptitude. Alehna is a queen... no, a tsarina... no, an empress! ALL HAIL EMPRESS ALEHNA OF THE UNIVERSE, who has inspired me to become a better and more developed person) I'm excited to see what the 2nd SF has to offer. Adieu, Adjö, La revedere, Adiós, Doviđenja, Zbogom (збогом), Viso gero, Mirupafshim, Bless, Do widzenia and goodbye!
@jekabsblodons7592
@jekabsblodons7592 Жыл бұрын
12 points to Iceland, not because they are trash, but because I want to see them win!
@in_wino_veritas
@in_wino_veritas Жыл бұрын
Still, a normal song, which is actually not even that bad compared to the others.
@ssupersloth1585
@ssupersloth1585 Жыл бұрын
Not the point of this contest.
@brianbowman6639
@brianbowman6639 Жыл бұрын
I genuinely liked the Icelandic, Serbian and Spanish entries here. For psychedelic bears you've gotta go with Laurell. 12 points has to be Ahlena
@tibethatguy
@tibethatguy Жыл бұрын
12 - Poland (go girl give us nothing but also SLAAAAAYYYYYYYYY 💅💅💅) 10 - Malta (the trash is STINKING) 8 - Lithuania (this can be funny, but it's the straight type of funny) 7 - Serbia (good song, what the FUCK is that staging) 6 - Sweden (they slayed ngl, but it is kinda schlagery) 5 - Albania (the outfit concept is immaculate, but the vocals) 4 - Croatia (those vocals... existed!) 3 - Romania (good song ngl) 2 - Iceland (this was actually my fave to win söngva this year 😶) 1 - Spain (they slayed)
@ivanikjr3056
@ivanikjr3056 Жыл бұрын
12p Poland 10p Lithuania 8p Serbia 7p Albania 6p Sweden 5p Malta 4p Croatia 3p Iceland 2p Romania 1p Spain
@Rxsemxryyy
@Rxsemxryyy 10 ай бұрын
After one year i still find KME KME iconic
@mateuszhazy
@mateuszhazy Жыл бұрын
Ahlena is the legend
@iseneau27
@iseneau27 Жыл бұрын
1. 🇵🇱 POLAND: Booty - 12pts 2. 🇷🇸 SERBIA: Starac dana - 10pts 3. 🇲🇹 MALTA: Up - 8pts 4. 🇦🇱 ALBANIA: Atomike - 7pts 5. 🇮🇸 ICELAND: Dómsdags Dans - 6pts 6. 🇱🇹 LITHUANIA: Sėdi ir važiuoji - 5pts 7. 🇭🇷 CROATIA: Kme Kme - 4pts 8. 🇸🇪 SWEDEN: Länge leve livet - 3pts 9. 🇪🇸 SPAIN: Sayonara - 2pts 10. 🇷🇴 ROMANIA: Bad & Cool - 1pt
@taburetka1868
@taburetka1868 Жыл бұрын
for poland, you could put the same song who was choosen, solo
@in_wino_veritas
@in_wino_veritas Жыл бұрын
True. Or also Gladiator, the song that came in 2nd (and I believe, even won the televote, lol)
@ThePurpleSlay59
@ThePurpleSlay59 Жыл бұрын
Iceland was good ngl
@escg.r.m.amanosch.6608
@escg.r.m.amanosch.6608 Жыл бұрын
12p : Poland 10 p:Sweden 8p: Spain 7p : Lithuania 6p:Malta 5p:Albania 4p :Iceland 3p:Serbia 2p:Croatia 1p:Romania
@Pumpgoose
@Pumpgoose Жыл бұрын
Almost all the songs were thrashy, but here is my final ranking 12 points: POLAND - Do I have to say anything? Iconic, spectacular, show stopping, amazing, trashy 10 points: Lithuania - What in the world is that 8 points: Albania - The whole performance overall was weird 7 points: Iceland - This is party 6 points: Croatia - Weird performance, I kinda like the song soo... 5 points: Sweden - Very funny, Eva and Ewa slay 4 points: Serbia - I think the song is pretty cool, but the staging is weird 3 points: Romania - It's a catchy song, I like it 2 points: Malta - That song is decent, not trash for me 1 point: Spain - I don't see anything wrong with the song, it's good for me
@apfelpanda2595
@apfelpanda2595 Жыл бұрын
Finally! I was waiting for this since last year!
@Tiagosan_203
@Tiagosan_203 Жыл бұрын
12 points= Malta 10 points=Poland 8 points= Romania 7 points= Iceland 6 points= Sweden 5 points= Spain 4 points= Albania 3 points= Lithuania 2 points= Serbia 1 point=Croatia
@mateuszhazy
@mateuszhazy Жыл бұрын
12 - Poland 10 - Albania 8 - Iceland 7 - Sweden 6 - Croatia 5 - Lithuania 4 - Serbia 3 - Malta 2 - Spain 1 - Romania
@BodyAndSol96
@BodyAndSol96 Жыл бұрын
12 points: 🇵🇱 Poland - Iconic queen, touching lyrics, the whole package (ngl though I love this for real) 10 points: 🇲🇹 Malta - Chaotic trash that I unironically would have love to seen at ESC 8 points: 🇸🇪 Sweden - Granny schlager with a trendy vintage twist, a deserved 3rd place in the semi 7 points: 🇮🇸 Iceland - From song composition to styling and vocals, everything is perfect 6 points: 🇱🇹 Lithuania - Generic yet solid Baltic trash 5 points: 🇭🇷 Croatia - Generic yet solid eurotrash 4 points: 🇷🇴 Romania - Impeccable performance to a song that is a blatant copy of something I can't bring myself to remember 3 points: 🇷🇸 Serbia - The styling and vocals save it to a certain extent but overall too ambitious to succeed in this competition 2 points: 🇦🇱 Albania - Eyewear and vocals are an equal pleasure, but instrumentally too ambitious to reach higher points 1 point: 🇪🇸 Spain - A bit camp but unironically a quality summer bop
@verdandi5569
@verdandi5569 Жыл бұрын
I thought you were going to put Blanka for Poland...
@in_wino_veritas
@in_wino_veritas Жыл бұрын
I thought, it was Gladiator by Jann. Terrible vocals (also bad pronunciation) and he tries to compensate his lack of musical talent with erotic dancing, although his moves don't even look sexy (and he's also not dancing to the beat), he's probably one of those guys who think they can sing and they're attractive, though they're neither of them. That alone should bring him onto this list, lol. And he performed right before Blanka, who then sounded good by comparison. So maybe he's indirectly also the reason why she won, lol, had she performed after a good vocalist, she definitely couldn't have pulled it off.
@doroshii
@doroshii Жыл бұрын
@@in_wino_veritas Jann can't sing? Just listen Promise from him.
@crystalball-zr2vi
@crystalball-zr2vi Жыл бұрын
thanks for the shoutout bestie ❤ 12 - Poland 10 - Spain 8 - Malta 7 - Romania 6 - Albania 5 - Serbia 4 - Sweden 3 - Croatia 2 - Iceland 1 - Lithuania
@joelbarceloba
@joelbarceloba Жыл бұрын
12 Lithuania 10 Poland 8 Iceland 7 Serbia 6 Romania 5 Spain 4 Albania 3 Croatia 2 Malta 1 Sweden
@zeleniozarbjesuschristands1158
@zeleniozarbjesuschristands1158 Жыл бұрын
12 points Sweden 🇸🇪 10 points Malta 🇲🇹 8 points Romania 🇷🇴 7 points Spain 🇪🇸 6 points Lithuania 🇱🇹 5 points Iceland 🇮🇸 4 points Serbia 🇷🇸 3 points Albania 🇦🇱 2 points Croatia 🇭🇷 1 point Poland 🇵🇱
@mihajlofilipovic2340
@mihajlofilipovic2340 Жыл бұрын
Finnaly! ETC 2023 😍 (Valetta, Malta 2023) 1pt Spain (Maybe i'm weird, but i love this song, i don't find it weird or bad or annoying) 2pt Romania (i like it) 3pt Sweden (eva & ewa know how to make cute and troll, but this one is just cute) 4pt Malta (song is ok but vocals killing it) 5pt Lithuania (ok this is weird) 6pt Serbia (song is ah- well- idk what to say... stage is weird sm) 7pt Croatia (i was expecting mama sc but this is weird a little bit less) 8pt Albania (ok what is that outfit) 10pt Iceland (i cant bealive this was second in real nf...) 12pt Poland (*sarcasm warning!* this song is so emotional i just cant describe it like its so so good i cant bealive this didnt win... this song is really out of this world, deffinitly too good for eurovision i hope poland is so sad cause they didnt send this song, this is totally out of time. This will win whole eurovision for sure, probably best song ever on any national final. My favorite song!)
@rainbowotic
@rainbowotic Жыл бұрын
Poland - 12 Spain - 10 Serbia - 8 Albania - 7 Malta - 6 Iceland - 5 Romania - 4 Sweden - 3 Lithuania - 2 Croatia - 1
@ssupersloth1585
@ssupersloth1585 Жыл бұрын
I’m so excited to see who it’s going to be for San Marino and Moldova lol
@ej7094
@ej7094 Жыл бұрын
12. Poland 10. Iceland (unironically love that song though) 8. Lithuania 7. Serbia 6. Romania 5. Malta 4. Albania 3. Sweden 2. Spain 1. Croatia
@jonidams
@jonidams Жыл бұрын
12.Lithuania 10. Poland 8. Serbia 7. Iceland 6. Spain 5. Sweden 4. Malta 3. Albania 2. Romania 1. Croatia
@raoultlam1549
@raoultlam1549 Жыл бұрын
Blanka is nr.1 for sure
@TomCatwhick.
@TomCatwhick. Жыл бұрын
I actually really like my bottom 3 this year and I hope none of them qualify for the finals. You couldn't have picked worse songs for Iceland, Romania, and Albania? 12 - Poland 10- Sweden 8- Lithuania 7- Malta 6- Spain 5- Croatia 4- Serbia 3- Iceland 2- Romania 1- Albania
@_navesc_
@_navesc_ Жыл бұрын
Great recap! :)
@confiuxities9633
@confiuxities9633 Жыл бұрын
12: Booty 10: Kme kme 8: Lange leve livet 7: Atomike 6: Sedi ir vaziuoji 5: UP 4: Domsdags dans 3: Starac Dana 2: Sayonara 1: Bad and Cool
@user-mikael-korshunovv
@user-mikael-korshunovv Жыл бұрын
Hi, Simon AT! This is my points for Semi 1 Eurovision Trash Contest: 12 points - 🇱🇹Lithuania 10 points - 🇵🇱Poland 8 points - 🇮🇸Iceland 7 points - 🇲🇹Malta 6 points - 🇭🇷Croatia 5 points - 🇷🇸Serbia 4 points - 🇪🇦Spain 3 points - 🇸🇪Sweden 2 points - 🇷🇴Romania 1 points - 🇦🇱Albania
@maxfi878
@maxfi878 Жыл бұрын
Here's my guess for other candidates: Denmark: Beautiful Bullshit Estonia: Unicorn Vibes Finland: Samaa taivasta katsotaan Germany: Lied mit gutem text Italy: Made in Italy Norway: Tresko San Marino: Titan
@_r_3022
@_r_3022 Жыл бұрын
❤ 12 - Poland 10 - Lithuania 8 - Albania 7 - Croatia 6 - Malta 5 - Serbia 4 - Romania 3 - Spain 2 - Sweden 1 - Iceland
@frankie9298
@frankie9298 Жыл бұрын
1 pt - Serbia 🇷🇸 (this is too good and not enough goof) 2 pts - Croatia 🇭🇷 3 pts - Spain 🇪🇸 4 pts - Romania 🇷🇴 5 pts - Malta 🇲🇹 6 pts - Lithuania 🇱🇹 7 pts - Albania 🇦🇱 8 pts - Poland 🇵🇱 10 pts - Iceland 🇮🇸 12 pts - Sweden 🇸🇪 (icons)
@yaboisam3900
@yaboisam3900 Жыл бұрын
Croatia - 12 pts Spain - 10 pts Lithuania - 8 pts Poland - 7 pts Sweden - 6 pts Serbia - 5 pts Romania - 4 pts Malta - 3 pts Albania - 2 pts Iceland - 1 pt
@thetailsgamer1085
@thetailsgamer1085 Жыл бұрын
My rankings: Poland: 12 points Albania: 10 points Iceland: 8 points Lithuania: 7 points Sweden: 6 points Serbia: 5 points Malta: 4 points Croatia: 3 points Spain: 2 points Romania: 1 point
@myrielxtras
@myrielxtras Жыл бұрын
12 points to Queen Ahlena of Poland
@ThePurpleSlay59
@ThePurpleSlay59 Жыл бұрын
I mean Semi Finla can be just San Marino but I LOVE THESE VIDEOS I GET EXCITWD EVERY YEAR
@in_wino_veritas
@in_wino_veritas Жыл бұрын
Hopefully, SF2 has enough spots to fill for San Marino
@in_wino_veritas
@in_wino_veritas Жыл бұрын
Hopefully, SF2 has enough spots to fill for San Marino
@oscarsfilmpjes1222
@oscarsfilmpjes1222 Жыл бұрын
This entire contest could just be San Marino ❤
@kalekr69
@kalekr69 Жыл бұрын
MINE: 12. Lithuania 10. Iceland 8. Croatia 7. Malta 6. Albania 5. Poland 4. Serbia 3. Romania 2. Sweden 1. Spain
@tka3ak
@tka3ak Жыл бұрын
12 - Dómsdags Dans 10 - KME KME 8 - Sayonara 7 - Atomike 6 - Antikvariniai Kašpirovskio Dantys - Sėdi ir važiuoji 5 - LLL 4 - Booty 3 - Up. 2 - Bad & Cool 1 - Od Istuka Do Istuka
@andreasfreyer8569
@andreasfreyer8569 Жыл бұрын
I’m always so excited for these. They make my Eurovision season complete. Comparable with a happy end!👅👆😭😭😭 12 points: Poland 🇵🇱 10 Points: Albania 🇦🇱 8 points: Malta 🇲🇹 7 points: Spain 🇪🇸 6 points: Romania 🇷🇴 5 points: Croatia 🇭🇷 4 points: Serbia 🇷🇸 3 points: Lithuania 🇱🇹 2 points: Iceland 🇮🇸 1 point: Sweden 🇸🇪
@foureyedfreak
@foureyedfreak Жыл бұрын
I always wait for the final till I listen to the songs, so sadly I'm not gonna watch this video rn, BUT I'm so gonna watch it after the final bc you can never miss a Simon AT esc video>>
@SimonAT.
@SimonAT. Жыл бұрын
This is just the trash contest, no official entries ;)
@ce7624
@ce7624 Жыл бұрын
12. Lithuania - so bad it's funny! 🤣 10. Poland - wtf 8. Iceland - looks and sounds right outta 2000 7. Serbia - the teddy fairies 🤣 6. Albania - eh 5. Croatia - eh 4. Sweden - slay old ladies! 3. Malta - catchy, kinda funny dancing 2. Spain - catchy 1. Romania - catchy
@notiamplop
@notiamplop Жыл бұрын
12 points to BOOTY BOOTY 🇵🇱
@CoolSoundFX
@CoolSoundFX Жыл бұрын
12 - Poland 10 - Spain 8 - Malta 7 - Romania 6 - Lithuania 5 - Albania 4 - Serbia 3 - Croatia 2 - Iceland 1 - Sweden
@eunbipov
@eunbipov Жыл бұрын
12 - Poland 🇵🇱 (I unironically like this song though 😂) 10 - Iceland 🇮🇸 8 - Sweden 🇸🇪 7 - Spain 🇪🇸 6 - Romania 🇷🇴 5 - Malta 🇲🇹 4 - Lithuania 🇱🇹 3 - Albania 🇦🇱 2 - Serbia 🇷🇸 1 - Croatia 🇭🇷
@TheSillyPotato
@TheSillyPotato Жыл бұрын
12p - Poland 10p - Lithuania 8p - Malta 7p - Spain 6p - Iceland 5p - Romania 4p - Albania 3p - Sweden 2p - Croatia 1p - Serbia
@statsy150
@statsy150 Жыл бұрын
12 Albania 🇦🇱 10 Iceland 🇮🇸 8 Sweden 🇸🇪 7 Spain 🇪🇸 6 Malta 🇲🇹 5 Poland 🇵🇱 4 Croatia 🇭🇷 3 Romania 🇷🇴 2 Lithuania 🇱🇹 1 Serbia 🇷🇸
@tageholmquist3926
@tageholmquist3926 Жыл бұрын
1. Poland (no charisma at all, love it) 2. Lithuania (this could soundtrack a DS game) 3. Sweden (They’re just having so much fun) 4. Iceland (I love their chaotic voices, this was winner material) 5. Albania 6. Croatia 7. Malta 8. Romania 9. Spain 10. Serbia
@ItzStrayt
@ItzStrayt Жыл бұрын
12 🇱🇹 Lithuania: Sedi ir vaziuoji 10 🇭🇷 Croatia: Kme kme 8 🇷🇴 Romania: Bad & Cool 7 🇷🇸 Serbia: Starac Dana 6 🇮🇸 Iceland: Domsdags dans 5 🇦🇱 Albania: Atomike 4 🇸🇪 Sweden: Länge leve livet 3 🇲🇹 Malta: UP 2 🇵🇱 Poland: Booty 1 🇪🇸 Spain: Sayonara
@louismakesmusic
@louismakesmusic Жыл бұрын
What is the song featured on the outro and who is performing it? Love your stuff ❤
@implacableonion
@implacableonion Жыл бұрын
12 POINTS TO KME KME, my absolute favourite out of all croatian NF this year :)
@TheManInBlueFlames
@TheManInBlueFlames Жыл бұрын
Some of these AREN'T the 'trash'iest songs from their NFs! Here's my points: 1 Point: Poland 2 Points: Sweden 3 Points: Croatia 4 Points: Romania 5 Points:: Lithuania 6 Points: Albania 7 Points: Malta 8 Points: Spain 10 Points: Serbia 12 Points: Iceland
@rtg7h
@rtg7h Жыл бұрын
Omg yey it's back!!!! 12: 🇵🇱 just flawlessly iconic, robbed queen. She gave us nothing 🤩 10: 🇲🇹 I'm sorry I just can't. This is too trashy to not be here 8: 🇦🇱 it's the goggles for me 7: 🇭🇷 Yeah.... No 6: 🇷🇸 This is just so messy 5: 🇱🇹 Could be worse ig 4: 🇮🇸 Being honest, I just don't like the song but... At least it sounds... Like a song :) 3: 🇷🇴 I low-key don't hate it. The lyrics are -100 starts though, that's trash esc worthy 🤩 2: 🇸🇪 this is good tbh. Their energy rocks 1: 🇪🇸 Sayonara is a bop!!! Come on... Literal guilty pleasure. Not trashy at all
@TheNerdyChive
@TheNerdyChive Жыл бұрын
12: Poland, no question 10: Lithuania 8: Albania 7: Croatia 6: Iceland 5: Romania 4: Malta 3: Serbia 2: Sweden 1: Spain
@ajurbanista
@ajurbanista Жыл бұрын
12: Poland 10: Malta 8: Romania 7: Lithuania 6: Croatia 5: Spain 4: Serbia 3: Albania 2: Sweden 1: Iceland
@quicxer
@quicxer Жыл бұрын
1 HOW DARE YOU TO PUT THE SWEDISH QUEENS HERE 2 iceland 3 croatia 4 serbia 5 albania 6 malta 7 romania 8 lithuania 10 booty 12 sayonara 😨😘
@epicjohansson5502
@epicjohansson5502 Жыл бұрын
This'll be fun. 12: Poland 10: Iceland 8: Croatia 7: Romania 6: Malta 5: Lithuania 4: Serbia 3: Albania 2: Sweden 1: Spain
@terrymurakami8615
@terrymurakami8615 Жыл бұрын
1 point - Romania 🇷🇴 2 points - Croatia 🇭🇷 3 points - Malta 🇲🇹 4 points - Sweden 🇸🇪 5 points - Spain 🇪🇸 --------------------------------- 6 points - Serbia 🇷🇸 7 points - Iceland🇮🇸 8 points - Albania 🇦🇱 10 points - Lithuania 🇱🇹 And finally 12 points goes to... ...the queen Ahlena from Poland🇵🇱
@Imscared-zn3uy
@Imscared-zn3uy Жыл бұрын
12 Points, Poland 🇵🇱 (The true winner of the Polish National Final) 10 Points, Iceland 🇮🇸 (It's fun and cute) 8 Points, Sweden 🇸🇪 7 Points, Malta 🇲🇹 (The craziest and most trashy national final of the season, maybe after Moldova) 6 Points, Spain 🇪🇸 5 Points, Romania 🇷🇴 4 Points, Albania 🇦🇱 3 Points, Lithuania 🇱🇹 2 Points, Croatia 🇭🇷 1 Point, Serbia (The staging actually creeped me out here)
@Kasvi0710
@Kasvi0710 Жыл бұрын
12 points: Poland🇵🇱 10 points: Lithuania🇱🇹 8 points: Iceland🇮🇸 7 points: Albania🇦🇱 6 points: Serbia🇷🇸 5 points: Croatia🇭🇷 4 points: Romania🇷🇴 3 points: Sweden🇸🇪 2 points: Malta🇲🇹 1 point: Spain🇪🇦
@orangespark2340
@orangespark2340 Жыл бұрын
1 point - Malta (this energy is... ew) 2 points - Romania (another one thats just ass and not funny or kitsch) 3 points - Sweden (actually kind of a bop) 4 points - Serbia (the performance is probably more questionable than the sing) 5 points - Albania (the outfits do the heavy lifting on this one) 6 points - Spain (genuinely what is this 😭) 7 points - Iceland (gives me sameyakh vibes. ooh ooh BE HAPPY :DDD) 8 points - Poland (Meghan Trainor after a lobotomy) 10 points - Croatia (also a bit of a boo but still remarkably kitsch, like a rock La Mirada Interior) 12 points - Lithuania (my last braincells during math class)
@teardroopi
@teardroopi Жыл бұрын
12 Points: Poland 10 Points: Spain 8 Points: Sweden 7 Points: Malta 6 Points: Lithuania 5 Points: Croatia 4 Points: Iceland 3 Points: Albania 2 Points: Serbia 1 Point: Romania Booty was the best song to ever compete to represent Poland, and I still have no idea how it got the lowest score possible. Ahlena didn't deserve last place.
@aduantas8609
@aduantas8609 Жыл бұрын
If Poland doesn't win...
@TyranitarDude
@TyranitarDude Жыл бұрын
I've been waiting! Anyway, here are my votes. 12) Poland (sLaY qUeEn!!1) 10) Lithuania 8) Malta 7) Serbia 6) Iceland 5) Croatia 4) Spain 3) Romania 2) Albania 1) Sweden
@briefeule
@briefeule Жыл бұрын
Sweden - 12 points Albania - 10 points Lithuania - 8 points Serbia - 7 points Iceland - 6 points Croatia - 5 points Poland - 4 points Malta - 3 points Spain - 2 points Romania - 1 point
@timoherrmann2818
@timoherrmann2818 Жыл бұрын
Poland for the win!
@kimonmarsellos6390
@kimonmarsellos6390 Жыл бұрын
Sweden is just iconic.
@mashedpotatoes4849
@mashedpotatoes4849 Жыл бұрын
I'm convinced Iceland does not understand the concept of music.
@aduantas8609
@aduantas8609 Жыл бұрын
12: Poland 🇵🇱 10: Sweden 🇸🇪 8: Albania 🇦🇱 7: Iceland 🇮🇸 6: Spain 🇪🇸 5: Malta 🇲🇹 4: Romania 🇷🇴 3: Serbia 🇷🇸 2: Croatia 🇭🇷 1: Lithuania 🇱🇹
@hahapi__
@hahapi__ Жыл бұрын
12- Poland (obviously) 10- Sweden 8- Spain 7- Romania 6- Lithuania 5- Iceland 4- Croatia 3- Malta 2- Serbia 1- Albania
@quichua4901
@quichua4901 Жыл бұрын
Okey here my top ! 12 - Malta 10 - Albania 8 - Iceland 7- Serbia 6- Romania 5- Poland 4-Sweden 3-Spain 2-Lithuania 1-Croatia
@ch1nux1430
@ch1nux1430 Жыл бұрын
Finally, one contest that Blanka - Solo can win easily... #JusticeForJann You read it from an avocado🥑
@in_wino_veritas
@in_wino_veritas Жыл бұрын
12 points Sweden (if this had won Melfest and advanced to Eurovision, I would have muted their performance) 10 points Croatia (horrible singing) 8 points Lithuania 7 points Serbia 6 points Poland (there were worse vocalists in this competition, song is OK, if you consider it a joke entry) 5 points Malta still can't wrap my head around the fact, that this won the jury vote 4 points Romania either say I wanna be bad or say I wanna be cool, or say I wanna be bad and cool, but saying a wanna be bad or bad and cool just sounds weird. 3 points Spain I wouldn't call it trash 2 points Albania normal song in weird costumes 1 point Iceland that's just a normal song which is more on the cheeky side
@michelilla511
@michelilla511 Жыл бұрын
12 p - Poland 10 p - Lithuania 8 p - Malta 7 p - Serbia 6 p - Spain 5 p - Iceland 4 p - Croatia 3 p - Albania 2 p - Sweden 1 p - Romania
@jakubdzwonkowski
@jakubdzwonkowski Жыл бұрын
12 points - Poland 10 points - Lithuania 8 points - Malta 7 points - Albania 6 points - Iceland 5 points - Croatia 4 points - Serbia 3 points - Spain 2 points - Romania 1 point - Sweden
@trhrvs
@trhrvs Жыл бұрын
*My votes :* 01p - 🇦🇱 Albania 02p - 🇱🇹 Lithuania 03p - 🇷🇸 Serbia 04p - 🇷🇴 Romania 05p - 🇪🇸 Spain 06p - 🇵🇱 Poland 07p - 🇭🇷 Croatia 08p - 🇲🇹 Malta 10p - 🇮🇸 Iceland 12p - 🇸🇪 Sweden
@ttheone3518
@ttheone3518 Жыл бұрын
12 points: Poland 10 points: Iceland 8 Points: Romania 7 points: Albania 6 points: Croatia 5 points: Sweden 4 points: Spain 3 points: Serbia 2 points: Malta 1 point: Lithuania
@foureyedfreak
@foureyedfreak Жыл бұрын
may I politely ask if you're from Austria? I just always wondered bc of the "AT" in your user name and since I am from Austria I'm keen to know if you are too xD
@SimonAT.
@SimonAT. Жыл бұрын
Ayee you connected the dots
@abear3125
@abear3125 Жыл бұрын
I unironically like Doomsday dance, but the Icelandic version
@gonzaafs
@gonzaafs Жыл бұрын
12 points for Spain bc they never win anything so i want to see my country winning at something lol HEY, HASTA LUEGO, SAYONARA Y YO AQUI NO ME QUEDO HEY HEY HEY
@theodoreconnides-smith8450
@theodoreconnides-smith8450 Жыл бұрын
12)Poland 10)Lithuania 8)Malta 7)Spain 6)Iceland 5)Serbia 4)Croatia 3)Albania 2)Romania 1)Sweden
@saltbruh
@saltbruh Жыл бұрын
12 points: Poland 10 points: Croatia 8 points: Lithuania 7 points: Iceland 6 points: Serbia 5 points: Malta 4 points: Albania 3 points: Spain 2 points: Sweden 1 point: Romania Fun fact: croatia was my favourite beacuse im croatian and i can understand the meaning but poland is a masterpiece so they get 12 🎉🎉🎉
@skitelssss
@skitelssss Жыл бұрын
1 pt - Lithuania 2pts - Croatia 3 pts - Albania 4 pts - Malta 5 pts - Romania 6 pts - Spain 7 pts - Sweden 8 pts - Serbia 10 pts - Poland (BOOTY>>>SOLO) 12 pts - Iceland
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