Eurovision Trash Contest 2023 | Semi Final 1

[@SimonAT.]

VOTING CLOSED

[@NyleJeevas]

I didn't know someone could be more lifeless on stage than Blanka... and then I saw this other Polish performance 😂

[@rita8274]

Blanka vs Ahlena makes her actually look good, wtf Poland T_T

[@in_wino_veritas]

Yeah, weird, but it was a bad selection overall, I guess. And watching the recap to it actually makes Blanka look good by comparison.

[@rita8274]

@@in_wino_veritas Jann was the best and public choice. Not a perfect performance but he has stage presence and talent that Blanka can't hope to compete with. There was worse than Blanka but there was also much much better. 😢

[@catkittycatcatkittycatcat3227]

​@@in_wino_veritas it was definetely not a bad selection overall buy judt very pop-ish and generic National Final.

[@berlineczka]

@@in_wino_veritas Some of the preselection choices were really strange, e.g. not shortlisting "Kocham" by Ramona Rey (she confirmed she had submitted the song, it was well liked by the people, and would had been the only song in Polish - but she have never heard from the selecting committee nor was even informed who the committee was or what criteria were used to judge the submitted songs), but at the same time including Ahlena with "Booty" - a song about buttocks with prominent cursing in the chorus (she was made to skip the bitches in the "all these bitches hate me, hate me, hate me" in the live version). Still, there were some songs and performances that were fine - Alicja, Dominik, Felivers were fine. Natasza somewhat botched her performance, but she is a well-known and seasoned life performer, so even picking her would be a guarantee for a professional job in Liverpool. Jann was the extraordinary one, with a top10 potential (although his act was not perfect either). Picking any of them would be an ok-ish choice and would avoid the disaster Blanka's choice is. But any of the other performers would had been a better choice than a chick that has zero singing and dancing skills, but is a spoiled rich brat with connections in the public broadcaster.

[@megermesenouai]

BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY IS SUCH A BOP MASTERPIECE 😭😭😭😭

[@Jerry2805_]

12 - Poland (ROBBED QUEEN) 10 - Iceland 8 - Lithuania 7 - Croatia 6 - Albania 5 - Spain 4 - Serbia 3 - Romania 2 - Malta 1 - Sweden

[@Oliba]

proof you arent swedish

[@volim_piletinu]

12 points = Poland = "Booty" - Ahlena This performance is so lifeless, basically like the phrase "Go girl, give us nothing!" 10 points = Croatia = "Kme kme" - Krešo i kisele kiše Same as Poland, but at least he tried and he had a lot more challenging song to sing. 8 points = Albania = "Atomike" - 2Farm Some people love this, some people don't. I'm in the category of people who doesn't like it. 7 points = Romania = "Bad & Cool" - Jax Man The lyrics make me want to cut off my ears. It's kinda groovy (which I like), but I can't stand the lyrics! 6 points = Lithuania = "Sėdi ir važiuoji" - Antikvariniai Kašpirovskio dantys It's funny, and bad. 5 points = Serbia = "Starac dana" - Eegor I don't have a problem with the song, I have a problem with the staging. 4 points = Iceland = "Doomsday Dancing" - Celebs I like the chorus, the verses are not good. 3 points = Sweden = "Länge leve livet" - Eva Rydberg & Ewa Roos I love this duo. However, I prefer their song from last year. 2 points = Malta = "Up" - Matt Blxck I like the song, it's catchy. 1 point = Spain = "Sayonara" - Twin Melody This song is sooo catchy, I love it!

[@ThePurpleSlay59]

I CANT WAIT FOR SAN MARINA POWEEEEEER

[@elio22bbl]

Honestly i Hope it's gonna be Angel dell for san Marino 😂

[@in_wino_veritas]

It's really hard to choose from this selection

[@draconiusultamius]

Or "I use my body as a rubber for love".

[@franseph]

Is such a pleasure to be back for another year of ETC 😍 12 - Poland 10 - Spain 8 - Sweden 7 - Iceland 6 - Malta 5 - Croatia 4 - Albania 3 - Romania 2 - Lithuania 1 - Serbia

[@Rxsemxryyy]

After one year i still find KME KME iconic

[@oscarsfilmpjes1222]

Yas time for the best fan contest in existence 😍 12 points to Poland (QUEEN OUTSOLD: THE LYRICS, HER PERFORMANCE, IT'S ALL PERFECT 😍) 10 Points go to Serbia (Those backing dancers are so hot they manage to distract us from the song AND pull this whole act together!!!) 8 Points go to Spain (SAYONARA (I don't speak Spanish) EY EY EY HASTA LUEGO) 7 Points go to Romania (Romania giving us a masterclass in lyricism 💅) 6 Points go to Croatia (The song is literally so forgettable I put it in a random place🤩) 5 Points go to Lithuania (10/10 for the outfits❤) 4 Points go to Albania (Tsk... Nice try Albania, but wearing silly goggles isn't enough to be the trashiest act of the year😒) 3 points go to Malta (Okay, it's rap or smth?) A real letdown from Malta after their amazing win last year from that talented vocalist! 2 points go to Iceland (A genuinely quirky and original song? Ew, go to a normal contest or smth🙄) 1 point goes to Sweden (HOW DARE YOU PUT THE SWEDISH QUEENS EVA AND EWA IN A TRASH CONTEST? Jk jk I genuinely enjoy the song too much to call it trashy fkendjei)

[@ThePurpleSlay59]

12 Poland 10 Romania 8 Lithunia 7 Croatia 6 Malta 5 Albina 4 Serbia 3 Spain 2 Sweden 1 Iceland

[@damiengentry759]

1: Sweden (Schlager may be trash but I unironically enjoy it) 2: Serbia (this wouldn't be trash if it didn't feature the Teletubby Fairy Crew) 3: Iceland (Similar thing here except the song qualifies as trashy more) 4: Croatia (I already forgot what this was) 5: Albania (OMG, the live action remake of 9 is premiering in Albania 😍) 6: Malta (welcome back to 2013) 7: Spain (sheesh, give me Germany 1959 any day over this TikTok reject hit) 8: Lithuania (that choreography 🤢) 10: Romania (well, you filled at least one of your aspirations 🤡) 12: Poland (Chanel who? Nicki Minaj is quaking right now. Jennifer Lopez could never. Kim Kardashian is nothing compared to this goddess. Shakira's hips may not lie but her booty certainly does. Blanka trying to steal Alehna's thunder in her music video, smh 😔😡💀. Alehna is my queen, I will only accept her victory all you just hate her because she can steal him and him and him and him and his dad. When will the injustice end, she gave it her all and y'all just tossed her aside like some day old booty call 😢😢😭. At least she won in our hearts. Is your rival's man scratching your butt before you hit the club? Didn't think so 🤑. SLAY QUEEN OF POLAND, NO EMPRESS ALEHNA OF THE UNIVERSE 😍😘😀😍😍😍😍😍😳) Thank you for orchestrating Europe's trashiest and most legendary contest.

[@waffle78]

12 points go to Poland!!! 🇵🇱 10 points go to Malta!!! 🇲🇹 8 points go to Sweden!!! 🇸🇪 7 points go to Spain!!! 🇪🇸 6 points go to Lithuania!!! 🇱🇹 5 points go to Croatia!!! 🇭🇷 4 points go to Serbia!!! 🇷🇸 3 points go to Iceland!!! 🇮🇸 2 points go to Albania!!! 🇦🇱 1 point goes to Romania!!! 🇷🇴

[@taburetka1868]

for poland, you could put the same song who was choosen, solo

[@in_wino_veritas]

True. Or also Gladiator, the song that came in 2nd (and I believe, even won the televote, lol)

[@ThePurpleSlay59]

Iceland was good ngl

[@mateuszhazy]

Ahlena is the legend

[@jekabsblodons7592]

12 points to Iceland, not because they are trash, but because I want to see them win!

[@in_wino_veritas]

Still, a normal song, which is actually not even that bad compared to the others.

[@ssupersloth1585]

Not the point of this contest.

[@brianbowman6639]

I genuinely liked the Icelandic, Serbian and Spanish entries here. For psychedelic bears you've gotta go with Laurell. 12 points has to be Ahlena

[@HaziAgat]

1 point - Sweden - Länge leve livet That's honestly not that trashy. Goofy, yes, but I actually enjoy it a lot. 2 points - Spain - Sayonara Same as above, but has a way funnier aura. 3 points - Romania - Bad & Cool This has a really specific synergy about it and I don't know what it is, but it makes me unsettled. 4 points - Malta - UP That delivery is impeccable. So impeccable I'm giving it 4 points. Woah. It's actually rather catchy tho. 5 points - Croatia - Kme kme I can't tell what's happening at all because of that backdrop so it's in the middle of the pack sorry ._. Nothing Croatia sends out can get goofier than Mama ŠČ anyway 😌 6 points - Serbia - Starac Dana Not really that trashy or really funny at all but the furries on stage amplify it that much. 7 points - Iceland - Domsdags dans Ooh ooh ahh ahh yeah yeah yea-ah 🔥those dancers on the back screen make it feel a bit like a fever dream, which fits perfectly. 8 points - Lithuania - Sedi ir vaziuoji Ooh ooh ooh ooh, like above, but with such insane choreo I have to put it this high. 10 points - Poland - Booty Need I say anything? Empress Ahlena is so low-energy and inspiring. Jann who? Bejba where? _Chanel?_ Idk about you but the only booty hypnotic I see is right there. 12 points - Albania - Atomike This is actually so goofy, wtf? I love it, but in that silly way one loves Booty by Ahlena, just more amplified.

[@ssupersloth1585]

YESSS I MISSED THIS CONTEST 12 points - Poland - Ahlena Booty 10 points - Malta 8 points - Romania 7 - Croatia 6 - Albania 5- Lithuania 4 - Serbia 3 - Sweden 2- Iceland 1 - spain

[@MKWahPhil]

12: Poland (Fun fact: "Po" actually translates to "booty" in German so I guess Poland is Bootyland💀) 10: Lithuania 8: Albania 7: Malta (The fact that this won the Maltese jury) 6: Romania 5: Sweden 4: Iceland 3: Serbia 2: Croatia 1: Spain (Only song here that I unironically like)

[@apfelpanda2595]

Finally! I was waiting for this since last year!

[@SimonAT.]

It's this time of the eurovision season again ;) For the fourth year in a row we take a look at the funniest entries in this years national selections and are looking for a worthy winner. As always: This is no shade to the artists, these songs are all iconic in their own way. You can vote in the comments with the regular eurovision points (12, 10, 8-1). The song you think is the trashiest/funniest should receive your 12 points :) Semi Final 1 contestants: 🇲🇹 Malta: UP 🇱🇹 Lithuania: Sedi ir vaziuoji 🇷🇸 Serbia: Starac Dana 🇦🇱 Albania: Atomike 🇷🇴 Romania: Bad & Cool 🇵🇱 Poland: Booty 🇮🇸 Iceland: Domsdags dans 🇭🇷 Croatia: Kme kme 🇸🇪 Sweden: Länge leve livet 🇪🇸 Spain: Sayonara

[@alexito9600]

12 Poland 10 Malta 8 Albania 7 Lithuania 6 Spain 5 Croatia 4 Sweden 3 Iceland 2 Romania 1 Serbia

[@petru196]

Romania should have been faralaes:)) bad and cool was okay

[@in_wino_veritas]

@@petru196 true, not really the trashiest song in this competition, not really bad vocals, maybe a little bit of a lackluster performance and there's the title, how can you say, you wanna be bad or bad and cool, instead of just saying you wanna be bad or cool, I think, these lyrics feel a little bit weird to me. Maybe something got lost in translation and there's a term in Romanian that refers to someone being bad, but in a cool way, I don't know. But this sounds a little bit odd and might be the reason why it got nominated. Definitely not the worst song in this selection, they should have selected either the song that became 2nd or another tune that finished very low, can't remember their names, both belong into the folk category.

[@tibethatguy]

12 - Poland (go girl give us nothing but also SLAAAAAYYYYYYYYY 💅💅💅) 10 - Malta (the trash is STINKING) 8 - Lithuania (this can be funny, but it's the straight type of funny) 7 - Serbia (good song, what the FUCK is that staging) 6 - Sweden (they slayed ngl, but it is kinda schlagery) 5 - Albania (the outfit concept is immaculate, but the vocals) 4 - Croatia (those vocals... existed!) 3 - Romania (good song ngl) 2 - Iceland (this was actually my fave to win söngva this year 😶) 1 - Spain (they slayed)

[@louismakesmusic]

What is the song featured on the outro and who is performing it? Love your stuff ❤

[@ivanikjr3056]

12p Poland 10p Lithuania 8p Serbia 7p Albania 6p Sweden 5p Malta 4p Croatia 3p Iceland 2p Romania 1p Spain

[@verdandi5569]

I thought you were going to put Blanka for Poland...

[@in_wino_veritas]

I thought, it was Gladiator by Jann. Terrible vocals (also bad pronunciation) and he tries to compensate his lack of musical talent with erotic dancing, although his moves don't even look sexy (and he's also not dancing to the beat), he's probably one of those guys who think they can sing and they're attractive, though they're neither of them. That alone should bring him onto this list, lol. And he performed right before Blanka, who then sounded good by comparison. So maybe he's indirectly also the reason why she won, lol, had she performed after a good vocalist, she definitely couldn't have pulled it off.

[@doroshii]

@@in_wino_veritas Jann can't sing? Just listen Promise from him.

[@_navesc_]

Great recap! :)

[@foureyedfreak]

I always wait for the final till I listen to the songs, so sadly I'm not gonna watch this video rn, BUT I'm so gonna watch it after the final bc you can never miss a Simon AT esc video>>

[@SimonAT.]

This is just the trash contest, no official entries ;)

[@ssupersloth1585]

I’m so excited to see who it’s going to be for San Marino and Moldova lol

[@bulbasaursroot5274]

Ok. This 1st semi-final is already packed with talent, hype and excitement. This display of robbed talent shows that the EBU is missing out, and big time! Here are my points: 1pt- *Malta: UP* (It's fine. Dancing is a bit... uh... idk but why do they want to give us an epileptic seizure?!) 2pts- *Sweden: Länge Leve Livet* (Based on the staging, it reminds me of ABBA (sorry if my depiction is inaccurate). Sound like something in a Disney medley.) 3pts- *Romania: Bad & Cool* (Normal. Wait... is the male dancer on the right Vasil from 2021, or is that just me?) 4pts- *Spain- Sayonara* (I like it, so here are some points.) 5pts- *Croatia- Kme Kme* ( _mumble mumble_ yuuuuuuu! If this won, I would've been confused and possibly lost in eternal purgatory.) 6pts- *Serbia- Starac Dana* (Bear fairies? Yesss please!) 7pts- *Lithuania- Sedi Ir Vaziuoji* (Just 6 men having fun on stage (+6pts). Are they in an owl cult or smth (+1pt)?) 8pts- *Albania- Atomike* (Goggles are making it weird. And what is that woman doing? No, just no.) 10pts- *Iceland- Domsdags dans* (Disco was left back in the 90's, yet these people are rocking it out! I'm thinking to myself _what if this actually won?_ smh) 12pts- *Poland- Booty* (Nah Blanka cannot compare herself to this level of vocal eptitude. Alehna is a queen... no, a tsarina... no, an empress! ALL HAIL EMPRESS ALEHNA OF THE UNIVERSE, who has inspired me to become a better and more developed person) I'm excited to see what the 2nd SF has to offer. Adieu, Adjö, La revedere, Adiós, Doviđenja, Zbogom (збогом), Viso gero, Mirupafshim, Bless, Do widzenia and goodbye!

[@iseneau27]

1. 🇵🇱 POLAND: Booty - 12pts 2. 🇷🇸 SERBIA: Starac dana - 10pts 3. 🇲🇹 MALTA: Up - 8pts 4. 🇦🇱 ALBANIA: Atomike - 7pts 5. 🇮🇸 ICELAND: Dómsdags Dans - 6pts 6. 🇱🇹 LITHUANIA: Sėdi ir važiuoji - 5pts 7. 🇭🇷 CROATIA: Kme Kme - 4pts 8. 🇸🇪 SWEDEN: Länge leve livet - 3pts 9. 🇪🇸 SPAIN: Sayonara - 2pts 10. 🇷🇴 ROMANIA: Bad & Cool - 1pt

[@rainbowotic]

Poland - 12 Spain - 10 Serbia - 8 Albania - 7 Malta - 6 Iceland - 5 Romania - 4 Sweden - 3 Lithuania - 2 Croatia - 1

[@foureyedfreak]

may I politely ask if you're from Austria? I just always wondered bc of the "AT" in your user name and since I am from Austria I'm keen to know if you are too xD

[@SimonAT.]

Ayee you connected the dots

[@mashedpotatoes4849]

I'm convinced Iceland does not understand the concept of music.

[@raoultlam1549]

Blanka is nr.1 for sure

[@Pumpgoose]

Almost all the songs were thrashy, but here is my final ranking 12 points: POLAND - Do I have to say anything? Iconic, spectacular, show stopping, amazing, trashy 10 points: Lithuania - What in the world is that 8 points: Albania - The whole performance overall was weird 7 points: Iceland - This is party 6 points: Croatia - Weird performance, I kinda like the song soo... 5 points: Sweden - Very funny, Eva and Ewa slay 4 points: Serbia - I think the song is pretty cool, but the staging is weird 3 points: Romania - It's a catchy song, I like it 2 points: Malta - That song is decent, not trash for me 1 point: Spain - I don't see anything wrong with the song, it's good for me

[@aduantas8609]

If Poland doesn't win...

[@TomCatwhick.]

I actually really like my bottom 3 this year and I hope none of them qualify for the finals. You couldn't have picked worse songs for Iceland, Romania, and Albania? 12 - Poland 10- Sweden 8- Lithuania 7- Malta 6- Spain 5- Croatia 4- Serbia 3- Iceland 2- Romania 1- Albania

[@myrielxtras]

12 points to Queen Ahlena of Poland

[@ThePurpleSlay59]

I mean Semi Finla can be just San Marino but I LOVE THESE VIDEOS I GET EXCITWD EVERY YEAR

[@in_wino_veritas]

Hopefully, SF2 has enough spots to fill for San Marino

[@in_wino_veritas]

Hopefully, SF2 has enough spots to fill for San Marino

[@oscarsfilmpjes1222]

This entire contest could just be San Marino ❤

[@thetailsgamer1085]

My rankings: Poland: 12 points Albania: 10 points Iceland: 8 points Lithuania: 7 points Sweden: 6 points Serbia: 5 points Malta: 4 points Croatia: 3 points Spain: 2 points Romania: 1 point

[@Knabberfritz]

12 🇵🇱 Booty 10 🇸🇪 Länge Leve Livet 8 🇲🇹 Up. 7 🇱🇹 Sedi Ir Važiuoji 6 🇦🇱 Atomike 5 🇭🇷 Kme Kme 4 🇷🇸 Starac Dana 3 🇮🇸 Doomsday Dancing 2 🇪🇸 Sayonara 1 🇷🇴 Bad & Cool

[@kimonmarsellos6390]

Sweden is just iconic.

[@mihajlofilipovic2340]

Finnaly! ETC 2023 😍 (Valetta, Malta 2023) 1pt Spain (Maybe i'm weird, but i love this song, i don't find it weird or bad or annoying) 2pt Romania (i like it) 3pt Sweden (eva & ewa know how to make cute and troll, but this one is just cute) 4pt Malta (song is ok but vocals killing it) 5pt Lithuania (ok this is weird) 6pt Serbia (song is ah- well- idk what to say... stage is weird sm) 7pt Croatia (i was expecting mama sc but this is weird a little bit less) 8pt Albania (ok what is that outfit) 10pt Iceland (i cant bealive this was second in real nf...) 12pt Poland (*sarcasm warning!* this song is so emotional i just cant describe it like its so so good i cant bealive this didnt win... this song is really out of this world, deffinitly too good for eurovision i hope poland is so sad cause they didnt send this song, this is totally out of time. This will win whole eurovision for sure, probably best song ever on any national final. My favorite song!)

[@TheManInBlueFlames]

Some of these AREN'T the 'trash'iest songs from their NFs! Here's my points: 1 Point: Poland 2 Points: Sweden 3 Points: Croatia 4 Points: Romania 5 Points:: Lithuania 6 Points: Albania 7 Points: Malta 8 Points: Spain 10 Points: Serbia 12 Points: Iceland

[@timoherrmann2818]

Poland for the win!

[@user-mikael-korshunovv]

Hi, Simon AT! This is my points for Semi 1 Eurovision Trash Contest: 12 points - 🇱🇹Lithuania 10 points - 🇵🇱Poland 8 points - 🇮🇸Iceland 7 points - 🇲🇹Malta 6 points - 🇭🇷Croatia 5 points - 🇷🇸Serbia 4 points - 🇪🇦Spain 3 points - 🇸🇪Sweden 2 points - 🇷🇴Romania 1 points - 🇦🇱Albania

[@tka3ak]

12 - Dómsdags Dans 10 - KME KME 8 - Sayonara 7 - Atomike 6 - Antikvariniai Kašpirovskio Dantys - Sėdi ir važiuoji 5 - LLL 4 - Booty 3 - Up. 2 - Bad & Cool 1 - Od Istuka Do Istuka

[@notiamplop]

12 points to BOOTY BOOTY 🇵🇱

[@maxfi878]

Here's my guess for other candidates: Denmark: Beautiful Bullshit Estonia: Unicorn Vibes Finland: Samaa taivasta katsotaan Germany: Lied mit gutem text Italy: Made in Italy Norway: Tresko San Marino: Titan

[@yaboisam3900]

Croatia - 12 pts Spain - 10 pts Lithuania - 8 pts Poland - 7 pts Sweden - 6 pts Serbia - 5 pts Romania - 4 pts Malta - 3 pts Albania - 2 pts Iceland - 1 pt

[@swedish_totaldrama.3]

1 point: sayonara (why is it here-) 2 points: starac dana 3 points:länge leve livet 4 points: bad and cool 5 points: up 6 points: atomike 7 points: domsdags dans 8 points: kme kme 10 points: sedi ir vaziuoji 12 points: booty

[@BodyAndSol96]

12 points: 🇵🇱 Poland - Iconic queen, touching lyrics, the whole package (ngl though I love this for real) 10 points: 🇲🇹 Malta - Chaotic trash that I unironically would have love to seen at ESC 8 points: 🇸🇪 Sweden - Granny schlager with a trendy vintage twist, a deserved 3rd place in the semi 7 points: 🇮🇸 Iceland - From song composition to styling and vocals, everything is perfect 6 points: 🇱🇹 Lithuania - Generic yet solid Baltic trash 5 points: 🇭🇷 Croatia - Generic yet solid eurotrash 4 points: 🇷🇴 Romania - Impeccable performance to a song that is a blatant copy of something I can't bring myself to remember 3 points: 🇷🇸 Serbia - The styling and vocals save it to a certain extent but overall too ambitious to succeed in this competition 2 points: 🇦🇱 Albania - Eyewear and vocals are an equal pleasure, but instrumentally too ambitious to reach higher points 1 point: 🇪🇸 Spain - A bit camp but unironically a quality summer bop

[@quicxer]

1 HOW DARE YOU TO PUT THE SWEDISH QUEENS HERE 2 iceland 3 croatia 4 serbia 5 albania 6 malta 7 romania 8 lithuania 10 booty 12 sayonara 😨😘

[@crsx1861]

Romania’s song is no doubt a reference to Andrew Tate

[@ej7094]

12. Poland 10. Iceland (unironically love that song though) 8. Lithuania 7. Serbia 6. Romania 5. Malta 4. Albania 3. Sweden 2. Spain 1. Croatia

[@Imaginaryfriand]

12 - Poland (unironically better than Blanka) 10 - Croatia 8 - Iceland 7 - Lithuania 6 - Albania 5 - Serbia 4 - Sweden 3 - Spain 2 - Malta 1 - Romania

[@implacableonion]

12 POINTS TO KME KME, my absolute favourite out of all croatian NF this year :)

[@CommenterChaos]

MINE: 12. Lithuania 10. Iceland 8. Croatia 7. Malta 6. Albania 5. Poland 4. Serbia 3. Romania 2. Sweden 1. Spain

[@frankie9298]

1 pt - Serbia 🇷🇸 (this is too good and not enough goof) 2 pts - Croatia 🇭🇷 3 pts - Spain 🇪🇸 4 pts - Romania 🇷🇴 5 pts - Malta 🇲🇹 6 pts - Lithuania 🇱🇹 7 pts - Albania 🇦🇱 8 pts - Poland 🇵🇱 10 pts - Iceland 🇮🇸 12 pts - Sweden 🇸🇪 (icons)

[@jonidams]

12.Lithuania 10. Poland 8. Serbia 7. Iceland 6. Spain 5. Sweden 4. Malta 3. Albania 2. Romania 1. Croatia

[@ce7624]

12. Lithuania - so bad it's funny! 🤣 10. Poland - wtf 8. Iceland - looks and sounds right outta 2000 7. Serbia - the teddy fairies 🤣 6. Albania - eh 5. Croatia - eh 4. Sweden - slay old ladies! 3. Malta - catchy, kinda funny dancing 2. Spain - catchy 1. Romania - catchy

[@lucianandreibularca6321]

You should have chosen Faralaes for Romania, tbh.

[@xHeks_]

12. Serbia 10. Croatia 8. Albania 7. Sweden 6. Lithuania 5. Poland 4. Malta 3. Romania 2. Iceland 1. Spain

[@abear3125]

I unironically like Doomsday dance, but the Icelandic version

[@confiuxities9633]

12: Booty 10: Kme kme 8: Lange leve livet 7: Atomike 6: Sedi ir vaziuoji 5: UP 4: Domsdags dans 3: Starac Dana 2: Sayonara 1: Bad and Cool

[@kubacjusz]

Can Poland finally win an adult Eurovision😅?

[@in_wino_veritas]

They're definitely winning this semi, but I think they're gonna lose to whatever San Marino is being represented by. Or that ugly song from Unser Lied für Liverpool.

[@Tiagosan_203]

12 points= Malta 10 points=Poland 8 points= Romania 7 points= Iceland 6 points= Sweden 5 points= Spain 4 points= Albania 3 points= Lithuania 2 points= Serbia 1 point=Croatia

[@Imscared-zn3uy]

12 Points, Poland 🇵🇱 (The true winner of the Polish National Final) 10 Points, Iceland 🇮🇸 (It's fun and cute) 8 Points, Sweden 🇸🇪 7 Points, Malta 🇲🇹 (The craziest and most trashy national final of the season, maybe after Moldova) 6 Points, Spain 🇪🇸 5 Points, Romania 🇷🇴 4 Points, Albania 🇦🇱 3 Points, Lithuania 🇱🇹 2 Points, Croatia 🇭🇷 1 Point, Serbia (The staging actually creeped me out here)

[@bpfp196]

Poland winner 😂❤

[@rtg7h]

Omg yey it's back!!!! 12: 🇵🇱 just flawlessly iconic, robbed queen. She gave us nothing 🤩 10: 🇲🇹 I'm sorry I just can't. This is too trashy to not be here 8: 🇦🇱 it's the goggles for me 7: 🇭🇷 Yeah.... No 6: 🇷🇸 This is just so messy 5: 🇱🇹 Could be worse ig 4: 🇮🇸 Being honest, I just don't like the song but... At least it sounds... Like a song :) 3: 🇷🇴 I low-key don't hate it. The lyrics are -100 starts though, that's trash esc worthy 🤩 2: 🇸🇪 this is good tbh. Their energy rocks 1: 🇪🇸 Sayonara is a bop!!! Come on... Literal guilty pleasure. Not trashy at all

[@zeleniozarbjesuschristands1158]

12 points Sweden 🇸🇪 10 points Malta 🇲🇹 8 points Romania 🇷🇴 7 points Spain 🇪🇸 6 points Lithuania 🇱🇹 5 points Iceland 🇮🇸 4 points Serbia 🇷🇸 3 points Albania 🇦🇱 2 points Croatia 🇭🇷 1 point Poland 🇵🇱

[@crystalball-zr2vi]

thanks for the shoutout bestie ❤ 12 - Poland 10 - Spain 8 - Malta 7 - Romania 6 - Albania 5 - Serbia 4 - Sweden 3 - Croatia 2 - Iceland 1 - Lithuania

[@meloshea8991]

That whole thing look like a power Rangers episode

[@karenszelska]

I really thought it would be a joke and Blanka would be nominated from Poland 😆

[@ch1nux1430]

Finally, one contest that Blanka - Solo can win easily... #JusticeForJann You read it from an avocado🥑

[@escg.r.m.amanosch.6608]

12p : Poland 10 p:Sweden 8p: Spain 7p : Lithuania 6p:Malta 5p:Albania 4p :Iceland 3p:Serbia 2p:Croatia 1p:Romania

[@mateuszhazy]

12 - Poland 10 - Albania 8 - Iceland 7 - Sweden 6 - Croatia 5 - Lithuania 4 - Serbia 3 - Malta 2 - Spain 1 - Romania

[@clddg5827]

#JusticeforJann⛓️🖤⛓️

[@orangespark2340]

1 point - Malta (this energy is... ew) 2 points - Romania (another one thats just ass and not funny or kitsch) 3 points - Sweden (actually kind of a bop) 4 points - Serbia (the performance is probably more questionable than the sing) 5 points - Albania (the outfits do the heavy lifting on this one) 6 points - Spain (genuinely what is this 😭) 7 points - Iceland (gives me sameyakh vibes. ooh ooh BE HAPPY :DDD) 8 points - Poland (Meghan Trainor after a lobotomy) 10 points - Croatia (also a bit of a boo but still remarkably kitsch, like a rock La Mirada Interior) 12 points - Lithuania (my last braincells during math class)

[@_r_3022]

❤ 12 - Poland 10 - Lithuania 8 - Albania 7 - Croatia 6 - Malta 5 - Serbia 4 - Romania 3 - Spain 2 - Sweden 1 - Iceland

[@briefeule]

Sweden - 12 points Albania - 10 points Lithuania - 8 points Serbia - 7 points Iceland - 6 points Croatia - 5 points Poland - 4 points Malta - 3 points Spain - 2 points Romania - 1 point

[@beautifulari1648]

12 points queen ahlena

[@tageholmquist3926]

1. Poland (no charisma at all, love it) 2. Lithuania (this could soundtrack a DS game) 3. Sweden (They’re just having so much fun) 4. Iceland (I love their chaotic voices, this was winner material) 5. Albania 6. Croatia 7. Malta 8. Romania 9. Spain 10. Serbia

[@teardroopi]

12 Points: Poland 10 Points: Spain 8 Points: Sweden 7 Points: Malta 6 Points: Lithuania 5 Points: Croatia 4 Points: Iceland 3 Points: Albania 2 Points: Serbia 1 Point: Romania Booty was the best song to ever compete to represent Poland, and I still have no idea how it got the lowest score possible. Ahlena didn't deserve last place.

[@in_wino_veritas]

12 points Sweden (if this had won Melfest and advanced to Eurovision, I would have muted their performance) 10 points Croatia (horrible singing) 8 points Lithuania 7 points Serbia 6 points Poland (there were worse vocalists in this competition, song is OK, if you consider it a joke entry) 5 points Malta still can't wrap my head around the fact, that this won the jury vote 4 points Romania either say I wanna be bad or say I wanna be cool, or say I wanna be bad and cool, but saying a wanna be bad or bad and cool just sounds weird. 3 points Spain I wouldn't call it trash 2 points Albania normal song in weird costumes 1 point Iceland that's just a normal song which is more on the cheeky side

[@andreasfreyer8569]

I’m always so excited for these. They make my Eurovision season complete. Comparable with a happy end!👅👆😭😭😭 12 points: Poland 🇵🇱 10 Points: Albania 🇦🇱 8 points: Malta 🇲🇹 7 points: Spain 🇪🇸 6 points: Romania 🇷🇴 5 points: Croatia 🇭🇷 4 points: Serbia 🇷🇸 3 points: Lithuania 🇱🇹 2 points: Iceland 🇮🇸 1 point: Sweden 🇸🇪

[@sofimarinovabulgaria]

Ahlena queen ahlena legend ahlena star 🌟 she would clear this semi

[@eunbipov]

12 - Poland 🇵🇱 (I unironically like this song though 😂) 10 - Iceland 🇮🇸 8 - Sweden 🇸🇪 7 - Spain 🇪🇸 6 - Romania 🇷🇴 5 - Malta 🇲🇹 4 - Lithuania 🇱🇹 3 - Albania 🇦🇱 2 - Serbia 🇷🇸 1 - Croatia 🇭🇷

[@ItzStrayt]

12 🇱🇹 Lithuania: Sedi ir vaziuoji 10 🇭🇷 Croatia: Kme kme 8 🇷🇴 Romania: Bad & Cool 7 🇷🇸 Serbia: Starac Dana 6 🇮🇸 Iceland: Domsdags dans 5 🇦🇱 Albania: Atomike 4 🇸🇪 Sweden: Länge leve livet 3 🇲🇹 Malta: UP 2 🇵🇱 Poland: Booty 1 🇪🇸 Spain: Sayonara

[@Theholyone999]

12 points to Iceland!! 🇮🇸

[@saudade_saudade977]

Sayonara was one of my faves at benidorm haha

[@in_wino_veritas]

It's actually not that bad, I wouldn't put it in the trash category.

[@meowpoosaymeow]

Eurovision Trash Contest>>>>> Eurovision Song Contest

[@terrymurakami8615]

1 point - Romania 🇷🇴 2 points - Croatia 🇭🇷 3 points - Malta 🇲🇹 4 points - Sweden 🇸🇪 5 points - Spain 🇪🇸 --------------------------------- 6 points - Serbia 🇷🇸 7 points - Iceland🇮🇸 8 points - Albania 🇦🇱 10 points - Lithuania 🇱🇹 And finally 12 points goes to... ...the queen Ahlena from Poland🇵🇱

[@michelilla511]

12 p - Poland 10 p - Lithuania 8 p - Malta 7 p - Serbia 6 p - Spain 5 p - Iceland 4 p - Croatia 3 p - Albania 2 p - Sweden 1 p - Romania

[@enricopaoletti5650]

12 points to Poland, of course ahaha

[@jakubdzwonkowski]

12 points - Poland 10 points - Lithuania 8 points - Malta 7 points - Albania 6 points - Iceland 5 points - Croatia 4 points - Serbia 3 points - Spain 2 points - Romania 1 point - Sweden

[@anfisabalbisa9558]

12 points to Poland!! booty-booty😄 10 points to Malta. dont understand how it reached final 8 points to Lithuania. its funny🤪 i think others not enough trashy Eegor and Selebs are my favourite cuties on repeat🥰 waiting for San Marino. I think they need more than one place in trash contest😁

[@statsy150]

12 Albania 🇦🇱 10 Iceland 🇮🇸 8 Sweden 🇸🇪 7 Spain 🇪🇸 6 Malta 🇲🇹 5 Poland 🇵🇱 4 Croatia 🇭🇷 3 Romania 🇷🇴 2 Lithuania 🇱🇹 1 Serbia 🇷🇸

[@skitelssss]

1 pt - Lithuania 2pts - Croatia 3 pts - Albania 4 pts - Malta 5 pts - Romania 6 pts - Spain 7 pts - Sweden 8 pts - Serbia 10 pts - Poland (BOOTY>>>SOLO) 12 pts - Iceland