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[@valorthefox]

3:58 NEJ NEJ NEJ NEJ NEJ

[@Mate_Antal_Zoltan]

poor Joel thinking that's as scary as it gets

[@crowedarken]

The Grand Swedish freaks out over a hovering triangle

[@kody_h598]

OH ITS MOVING

[@glitziin]

It’s just a flying space Dorito

[@bluespy4050]

You know he’s scared when he’s panicking in Swedish

[@pastel-ufos]

Oh, I cannot *wait* to see Joel react to the eye one. Or really, all of these. He’s gonna freak out.

[@cralo2569]

He got so scared by the big red triangle one he spitted out swedish NOs (nej)

[@pastel-ufos]

cralo Right, mostly meant all the others.

[@lintlickerize]

*g e t t h e c r o w b a r s*

[@valorthefox]

Shit gets real when joel start dual wielding

[@Drachenwald]

Guys theres Some people think this is the only ending of the green Cubes well if you Follow the Instroctions the humans will won and an UFO will come to your Field like a metor while air force talking on ther Radio Targer Neutralized

[@RollingTempiss]

*If Joel kept playing this, he would’ve shat himself*

[@Pwithstar]

I have good news.

[@themememan-dv2qt]

@@Pwithstar what

[@Pwithstar]

@@themememan-dv2qt signal simulator 7 is here

[@themememan-dv2qt]

@@Pwithstar oh really

[@aspookyspookcrab6253]

The crashing sound was not part of the signal. Look outside.

[@aviwfromtheson5815]

Spoopy g man

[@nuclearwarhead9338]

What is it then?

[@DKDaveGaming]

I found it, I'll have to show it off in the next video

[@Blue-hf3xc]

Wait... I know you?

[@nuclearwarhead9338]

@@DKDaveGaming still waiting

[@SpiraSpiraSpira]

It’s actually a federal offense to use the emergency alert tone in fiction or educational broadcasts not associated with an actual EAS. Films and TV shows get fined for this every so often.

[@brazilianguy3430]

Michael Munson fuck the government

[@lambdastudios4083]

I'm sure they didn't use a valid tone.

[@Simlan12345]

@@lambdastudios4083 That tone does not sound very valid. The TTS voice is correct, though.

[@Mate_Antal_Zoltan]

@@brazilianguy3430 it does make sense though, wouldn't want someone in another room to hear the TV and think that the end is near

[@TayoEXE]

Then... how do we know which one is the real one if we don't know how it sounds like from fiction?

[@poiberry8956]

16:47 Joel is gonna freak when he sees this.

[@NextGen_Pants]

If he ever returns to the game :/ I hope he does!

[@Simlan12345]

Since he's a Star Trek fan, I'm unsure.

[@cosmicalist]

@Ernst Koekemoer No, it's Vinesauce Joel. His channel name where he uploads his VODS is Vargskelethor, but he streams on twitch under the same name.

[@frigglebiscuit7484]

@@NextGen_Pants he said hes playing more in january.

[@Somersalsa]

he's playing this saturday, can't wait

[@theparagon2864]

16:24 is a reference to Star Trek, the cube ships are the enemy race known as the Borg and that line is one of the opening lines that they say when we first meet them.

[@ThroneOfSalt]

The Paragon Almost like he said it was like a Borg ship in the video....

[@404TVfr]

No fucking shit

[@DJTerrorByte]

"We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile."

[@BowsettesFury]

Fully expected “War of the Worlds” 😆 Their horn sound is creepy af 😖

[@crunchu2361]

There is actually a signal that sounds just like the tripod horn from War of the Worlds

[@tompeck5495]

The message you get is actually a quote from the book. "That's what they are now - just ants. Eatable ants."

[@ThatNickYouKnow4010]

@@tompeck5495 yep! “That’s what we are now, we’re the ants.”

[@darklord8793]

23:24 an ufo crashed outside. You didnt notice lol.

[@kevinmoore2474]

The red UFO is actually based off a real event

[@oldrelic2690]

The Phoenix lights?

[@candicebrinegar2436]

Obviously red lights triangle shape definitely

[@forsaken_king27]

@the watcher and xander and @candice brineger: Hes actuality talking about an even that happened known as "The Belgium Wave" in the 80's. When people all across the UK, starting in Belgium, reported seeing a giant black triangle shaped craft with three white lights and a glowing red light fly/hover silently over towns, buildings, highways, and military bases. According to many reports, these "giant triangles" has there now called, would appear outta the sky, hover silently over something for a few hours, then suddenly shoot off. Other reports describe them flying slowly and silently over towns, or military bases. One report was from a police officer who chased one down a highway before it zoomed off. Yes, i know. I'm a nerd.

[@TrappedInFloor]

It's a relatively common type of UFO people sight.

[@oldrelic2690]

@@forsaken_king27 I see now

[@deadlyace6978]

The last one, the sound of jetplanes and the sound of crashing/explosion was not part of the broadcast, look.. north-east from your window i believe.. and you should notice something a bit off...

[@MissCircle616]

"These ships look better than the mother ship" MS: I am right here ya know

[@Mazerwolf]

Everyone else: “WOAH SO COOL!” Joel: “AAAAAAAAAAA”

[@darkhoodx6487]

NEJ NEJ NEJ

[@DPWrepublic]

also Joel : *UFOPORNOOOOOO*

[@everyoneishere3192]

“It was a triangular black and red aircraft“ -some random signal

[@Somersalsa]

Normal reaction: Woah, that is so cool Joel: NEJ NEJ NEJ NEJ

[@SylveonPancakes]

Are you kidding me? Tripods and Ufo's now. Aight nuke it.

[@cheese6039]

22:00 We’re well versed in the art of destruction, if you will.

[@theonefrancis696]

Now we know that satellite station is like a tourist attraction for aliens lol

[@supercharged5-39]

“Check out the freaky noise tower on planet 43f2 C! Only 60 credits for admission!”

[@ollieyou184]

I loved this concept. These things just appear on top of you, say something that gives you an existential crisis, and then they leave.

[@AbzanLux]

That ship was triangle shaped, which means they do NOT come in peace

[@Starvaze]

Aliens from the ground: I'm sorry what?

[@yellow6572]

22:26 then again in independent day the movie we blew up space ships with jets and took away some of their technology for the sequel

[@funnyfella8198]

50% of the comments: Joel is going to freak out when he sees this one

[@jacksonreichle4777]

Nice pfp

[@goatranchgaming2922]

You should do the warning signals again but get up and go outside to see if there is anything around

[@Sakuramimi]

There is 2 different types of people There's the "THIS IS SUPER COOL" type. And the **sounds of horror in Swedish** type.

[@adirblazkowics7717]

I love how Joel just freaks out in swedish when the big red triangular aircraft appears. Though serves him right for making that jumpscare.

[@DKDaveGaming]

What??? What are you talking about? I’m not Joel

[@andrewarnold2450]

@@DKDaveGaming Joel (Vargskelethor as his online handle) is a Swedish youtuber and Twitch streamer affiliated with Vinesauce, apparently a big conglomeration of people doing stupid shit and playing stupid games for a living. Joel recently started a playthrough of this game - Signal Simulator - and inherently got scared shitless by literally everything.

[@adirblazkowics7717]

@@andrewarnold2450 Given the way you describe them as "people doing stupid shit and playing stupid games for al iving," I assume you don't like vinesauce for some reason?

[@andrewarnold2450]

@@adirblazkowics7717 No, I absolutely do, it's just that I'm not really that good at sounding nice when describing things in layman's terms.

[@brazilianguy3430]

Ok, Joel will poop himself with these events

[@user-wp8yg8ju9y]

Well if he finishes the game, of course.

[@supermanuella92]

I don't know who is Joel but I'm sure he's gonna freak out

[@alibyte]

Search Joel Vinesauce Signal Simulator, it's hilarious

[@ST1TCH916]

Joel is going to piss himself when he sees these in-game

[@nobodyimportant4778]

Yknow, fermi's paradox is tabloid pseudoscience, but the idea of "aliens" coming from EARTH is existentially terrifying

[@nexusomega1]

You should of looked outside on each

[@ss4valhalis]

So essentially you got bored with the game and just wanted to watch the cut scenes.

[@FelipeJaquez]

Gonna cry

[@Voc_spooksauce]

I mean it's way better than actually waiting and expecting to get a different one each time

[@AlienScorpion45]

Wow, never knew this game existed, totally sinking 500 hours into my Steam records to see everything....

[@rosesmellpoo]

Imagine just hearing that second emergency alert broadcast with no context at your home

[@genesiscolon1197]

When you dont know your life is endangered. *omg that is amazing!!!!!*

[@fireantsarestrange]

I play this game and i can tell you that its way easier to just watch this video and avoid playing the game because it takes me a full time shift on it to get just a couple signals. And that big ship you found... ive found one pillar. Everything in game is stock. The rover dives around on turbo ant speed so.... it will get to the next pillar in a week.

[@noxy4966]

15:00 "Its so big" Meanwhile in the cube ship: "That what she said" I will see myself out...

[@dzban02]

Ha Ha

[@jumpman2916]

Me and the boys asking for the wifi password be like 16:31

[@DJCOOL101]

14:34 ITS THE SUBNAUTICA PRECURSORS

[@theblackstoneknight]

It's a Borg Cube, still it ressembles Precursor tech

[@playertamim5002]

It reminds me of the stones you use to hatch the juveniles

[@professional1298]

Its the borg...

[@DJCOOL101]

@@professional1298 you say that like i don't know that. It looks like the ion cubes.

[@theblackstoneknight]

@@DJCOOL101 There's an easter egg in Subnautica that says: "resistance is fertile", a reference to the Borg looking a lot like the Precursors (structure wise at least)

[@paradox4627]

Joel freaked out with the ufo one

[@Clash1138]

I wonder what my favorite swede will think about this

[@Chuckfng]

things I learned: events are crazy, amazing, huge,

[@alexmockler8102]

It crashed landed outside

[@davecrupel2817]

Downloading this game. Its an essential owning for any Extraterrestrial enthusiast.

[@flamingdog9207]

And just a nice chill time with some fun spooks/mystery Or the most terrifying horror game ever made if you're a Swedish man that's afraid of aliens

[@dlausactor6373]

6:26 Joel would have had a fucking stroke if he saw that! Never mind the Borg; this would have killed him!

[@Handle423]

22:05 Well, unless the aliens want you to think that the US won

[@taskeshou2567]

16:24 Okay, who let the Borg show up?

[@poiberry8956]

Dammit Dave: Wow thats so cool Vinesauce Joel: *NEJ NEJ NEJ*

[@admiraljetro8783]

14:36 Resistence is futile

[@douglasallar9176]

We are the Borg. Lower your Shields and surrender your ships. Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own. Resistance is futile. Prepare to be assimilated.

[@alexmockler8102]

The flying saucer is outside

[@growlie2676]

All of these would freak out Joel.

[@nathanialgagnon282]

Take a shot every time he says super cool

[@BowsettesFury]

That looks more like a cruisership than a mothership. Typically motherships a pictured as so large there’s no hope of them landing on a planet with out crashing. Think about the first Independence Day. 👍

[@neptune9647]

Thank you, Alien Goddess Bowsette.

[@Mrwednesday84]

Would setting you computer's date for Halloween work?

[@CheeseWeegee]

bro you didn't think of going outside after hearing something getting blown up?

[@SkiftyKitty]

This video was recommended to me after watching Billy Styler's video xD

[@TV-pr9ep]

Same

[@alexandruvalsan3075]

Me too lol

[@J.n.A.1993]

Go video, go!

[@BowsettesFury]

(Waits for: all you bass are belong to us.)

[@Quonzer]

I got tired of waiting for these to happen.

[@krovellium]

can’t wait until joel sees the tripods, he’s gonna lose it

[@awesomenaught16]

Any chance you could making a small video explaining how to remove the date check code?

[@BowsettesFury]

Excellent vid 🤘

[@stevenra1990]

We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is Futile

[@vrgramajo]

Why did you commented what british people said when they colonized a country

[@Starvaze]

That's what the are. Just ants edi Ble ants

[@RaptorMocha]

that borg cube at 14:32

[@wolfrig2000]

The easiest way to cause the Halloween event would most likely to change your computers time to October 31st

[@joshhobgood7868]

Hell yea Dave

[@DontDieDan]

It should just be very rare to get, not determined by time.

[@BowsettesFury]

Borg Cube 👍

[@phillivewire]

Definitely should be a signal that calls the TARDIS....

[@BowsettesFury]

I hope for a Velocity 2X reference too

[@glamorousjacobeee3406]

i like all the events

[@Retrogen_boi]

What are those sattelite dishes they look so weird is this how they look when they are fully upgraded?

[@Starvaze]

Triangular ufo: we come in peace. Please let us take a relec of your kind Egg thing: these lifeforms are dumb. I'm standing out in the middle of the open and no one has- oh hey there's one by that tower. Welp time to duck into this soil of some kind

[@skungillian91]

That big ass eyeball one will fuck up joel if he ever comes back to the game I mean shit, that one kinda freaked me out. Actually, all of the threats that came from the aliens kinda creeped me out

[@big924]

The giant cube was from Star Trek I think

[@Ashkihyena]

Big 9 Yep, first seen in Star Trek: The Next Generation to be precise.

[@oldrelic2690]

The cubes were from the borg

[@londonnight937]

How do I get the rocket booster you have outside your window?

[@ccmyharley]

Cool

[@PusiGamer]

beautifufol

[@CityLookSweden]

Morse code correct.

[@KillaCatzGames]

15:00 cube ship looks like it could be in subnautica

[@billyboymgee1729]

It really does!

[@zAxruora]

? Ships Cube Ion

[@zAxruora]

Ion Cube Ships ?

[@dalerowe7329]

It's a reference to Star Trek. There is this cyborg race called the Borg

[@Mast3rB3ard]

@@dalerowe7329 it pains me that wasnt the first thing they thougt of...

[@BigSleepy985]

I hope the ad revenue was at least enough to get you batteries for your fire alarm

[@firstcyberbattalion7531]

You should lock the doors

[@ryko6529]

Borgs cube from star trek nice

[@b_l_a_c_k-l_i_t_e]

whats the story behind the alien in that green tube ?

[@olivergranholm8lila531]

The third one was a crashing ufo

[@czld7910]

When at night in the game go look out the bathroom window in the game

[@DKDaveGaming]

I've covered that in one of my other videos

[@Mate_Antal_Zoltan]

oooooooooooooohhhhh, so THAT'S why chat harrased Joel about the bathroom

[@czld7910]

Lol ok sry I need to watch more of your vids there pretty cool

[@twallis10]

my brother got this one at night 6:26 and the eye ball glows

[@tango_mango.11560]

can someone explain how the supply helicopter survived the invasion as if nothing happened

[@LinkTheFusky]

This is how many times you told him to get on the roof even though he cant hear you V

[@Handle423]

14:40 That looks like a Borg cube

[@TheElysianPrince]

That’s probably because it is.

[@4kim316]

the sirens remind me of siren head lul

[@Jester8492]

So we gotta look for cheese planets?

[@thehooded-guru]

Going from this, I don't think Joel will ever finish this game unless he hacks it 💀

[@syzzle342]

Yeah, sadly Joel will never find those event signals unless someone spoil it to him.

[@thehooded-guru]

@@syzzle342 Nvm he figured it out last night (wait until you see his reaction to the triangle one lmao)

[@yoshipoyo2510]

Check the Bath room

[@MunciMunci]

I think the cube was a reference to the Borg cubes from Star Trek

[@DKDaveGaming]

it is

[@Shootindeer]

the tripods are freaky

[@DKDaveGaming]

yuuuup

[@L14M]

Joel brought me here

[@crunchu2361]

I didn’t watch any of the previous videos or streams. Why do the radar dishes have spikes? What is the big mothership that is always in the sky.

[@DKDaveGaming]

go watch my other videos for those answers

[@Maybe_Jeff]

@@DKDaveGaming what a shitty response, you couldn't just tell them?

[@denholmsinclair3483]

YOU MISSED THE BEST PART :(

[@ananddhanola4623]

6:44 aliens at area 51 be like

[@user-wp8yg8ju9y]

It's a bit of a shame that two of the events are just straight up borg cubes. I think these two could be something more interesting. I'm not saying that there is something wrong with borg cubes. I just think that they seem a bit out of place in this game. The same could be applied to some story signals. Like, there is a signal, where a grey alien mentions PewDiePie. And in another one Alf is mentioned. Again, don't get me wrong, some of the references are great, like the walker one. But these references shouldn't ruin the atmosphere.

[@dragonlordthekingofdragons6373]

Wait there's signals where Alf and Pewdiepie are mentioned? What do they say?

[@user-wp8yg8ju9y]

@@dragonlordthekingofdragons6373 Spoiler alert! "Grey : Subscribe to PewDiePie..." "Alf: Send more Cats" Also, there is this signal: "Grey: Time to probe IGP..." It may also be a reference. Maybe it's not: I can't say for sure.