Every 2024 Eurovision song, ranked

Looking back, some of the entries should be ranked higher, I think you can see me getting more and more bitter with each song. What can I say, I did not intend to listen to pop for 4 hours straight.
This is probably a one off. Unless I finally listen to all 25 King Gizz albums.
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Songs used:
Airport Lounge - Disco Ultralounge by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. creativecommons.org/licenses/...
Source: incompetech.com/music/royalty-...
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Dispersion Relation by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. creativecommons.org/licenses/...
Source: incompetech.com/music/royalty-...
Artist: incompetech.com/
Crushin by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. creativecommons.org/licenses/...
Artist: audionautix.com/
Acid Jazz by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. creativecommons.org/licenses/...
Source: freemusicarchive.org/music/Ke...
Artist: incompetech.com/

[@luka7451]

Trash rating

[@elliwir]

Me when I don't have any taste

[@antlord9596]

9 year old finds out about people having different tastes.

[@wgr4389]

Trash rating tbh

[@NoweMt]

Fair

[@user-lp1ti8ml4f]

I agree

[@2.2when-qo3rt]

Real

[@pykor9386]

Finland had the best choreography ngl

[@PentragonYT]

Guys dont comment "trash trash rating wtf" guys it is HIS opinion not yours lol. If you dont agree just comment no need to hate

[@sidge9614]

Hilarious video!

[@NoweMt]

Thanks, definitely an unpopular opinion

[@Bukajus0]

greece in trash nahhhhhh

[@yumirdo]

Tf is that

[@shadowsi1]

As a French person, I am disappointed that French songs are always the same every year at Eurovision. I want something crazier like what the Netherlands and Ireland gave us

[@NoweMt]

Every Eurovision people really love France's entry so at least it's working out well for you! The Netherlands and Ireland did go crazy though. Maybe next year send something truly unlistenable, that would probably make the broadcaster choosing the song for 2026 to go for something new. Oh, sorry about doing the accent.

[@user-lp1ti8ml4f]

I have 5 fr I my wallet and I'm swiss

[@suhaibalkhazraji9907]

I could accept anything but saying that the Irish trash was Good, it was the worst thing we have seen in the history of ESC ever

[@filip8_]

You have really weird music taste bro

[@user-zv7qi8ft7d]

23:45 When I listened to the review about my country, I was shocked. The “authoritative reviewer" didn’t even bother to figure out where the name of the artist was and where the title of the song was. You listened to 2 seconds of a song and sent it to "bad", seriously? If you are doing a REVIEW and rating, then you should at least WATCH the FULL performance! Not 2 seconds. P.S. To all who write "it is his opinion". It is not an OPINION! This is called laziness and an attempt to gain views on the channel. it looks absolutely unprofessional when a person who has absolutely not watched the performances of the participants makes some ratings based on 2-3 seconds and can not even determine where the name of the song is and where the artist name is.

[@user-zv7qi8ft7d]

By the way, the performance for our representatives was done by the Ukrainian music video director Tanu Muino, who developed videos for Cardi B, Dua Lipa, Elton John, Britney Spears and other world celebrities. Videos with MILLIONS likes on KZbin. And they had a wonderful number at Eurovision. Maybe not the best, but definetly not BAD.

[@user-zv7qi8ft7d]

In fact, the description under the video says a lot: “What can I say, I did not intend to listen to pop for 4 hours straight.” lol I have a reasonable question then: Why did you even do this review then, if you’re even too lazy to listen to pop songs? I know the answer You are just another KZbinr who wants to promote his channel through a topic that he is even too lazy to understand. I don’t want to upset you, but with such laziness, your channel will never get 1k subscribers and will not receive monetization. KZbin users don't like lazy bloggers

[@sui9185]

ΕΙΣΑΙ ΜΑΛΑΚΑΣ?

[@TheYoutubaki]

είπε ότι η ελβετία δεν είχε κάτι ξεχωριστό ρε... που το παιδί είχε τη μεγαλύτερη έκταση ξερωγω... ό,τι να ναι

[@Edge9404]

@@TheYoutubaki η ελβετια ήταν κακή απομίμηση του patrick stump.

[@TheYoutubaki]

@@Edge9404 σορρυ δεν τον ξερω, αυτο που ξερω ειναι οτι το νεμο ειχε απο τα καλυτερα φωνητικα της βραδιας και αν θυμαμαι σωστα τη μεγαλυτερη εκταση

[@ConstellationOrion]

Man I don't even believe you listened the songs completely. There is no way you can put france into meh and Lithuania in front of it. Have you even seen the last part where he moves away from the microphone and starts singing? I would kick ireland to meh because how trash the song is. Cartography cannot be that determinant.

[@frikin4292]

The amount of people getting triggered in the comments makes this whole video even more hilarious. Your music taste may be as trash as any1 else's and I respect it so much

[@Love-wz4vg]

He should just delete its channel