Every Airport Ever...

Every Airport Ever... | Garn.

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The Aussie Airport, a giant shopping center that is somehow allowed to charge double the price for things, because there are planes outside! Choose your airline; Qantas or Jetstar A.K.A the next episode of Border Patrol or Air Crash Investigations... Stack up your frequent flyer points and get a special Qantas branded boogie board you can ride back to earth when the wings fall off the plane halfway across the pacific ocean.
Every Airport Ever... | Garn.
Every Qantas Worker Ever...
Every Jetstar Worker Ever...
Every Qantas Flight Ever...
Every Bonza Flight Ever...
Every Airport Worker Ever...
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Written & Directed by Declan Evanson
Murph played by Connor Evanson

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@GarnComedy 5 ай бұрын

saved up me frequent flyers for 7 years and the bloke who owns joyce mayne took me boogie board off me on the way in... bullshit.... serious note; big thanks to Revolut for sponsoring the boys to help us make this... learn more here: revolut.onelink.me/z4lF/garn

@JimThePerson 5 ай бұрын

Could you please make a video about bakers delight workers

@Eli-rb4kq 5 ай бұрын

I took one look at the store with the headphones, red rooster and the toilets and I fucking knew that was Brisbane airport.

@strongboy7289 5 ай бұрын

Epic job boys. Not wrong on any of this stuff.

@Comeng_ 5 ай бұрын

@@JimThePersonor muffin break lol

@maxxrelax88 5 ай бұрын

We need a first class review 😆 🤣

@DrCoomer_1 5 ай бұрын

"Every Trip to Bali ever" the easiest way to write off a 2 week hokiday as a business expense

@Potato1234_x 5 ай бұрын

Holy shit is that dr coomer

@tesseract5569 5 ай бұрын

I mean to be fair. If you're taking a boogie board to Bali chances are you're going for business if you catch my meaning lmao

@DrCoomer_1 5 ай бұрын

@@Potato1234_x Hello Gordon!

@IceFire1800 5 ай бұрын

@@tesseract5569 say G'day to Schapelle for us!

@ms_enj 5 ай бұрын

The toolbox and Boeing security camera. I'm fucken dead, Murph. 🤣

@jamesrowlands8971 5 ай бұрын

Just like a Boeing whistleblower....

@Stewiedude1 5 ай бұрын

To be fair that's a better toolbox than what Boeing would use

@emilio9578 5 ай бұрын

The boogieboard he is holding....only Aussies will understand.

@NostraFnDamus 5 ай бұрын

Schappelle says hi XD

@AndyPat239 5 ай бұрын

noted 😂

@wintertorrent 5 ай бұрын

Pls explain

@seanprawn3315 5 ай бұрын

@emilio9578 Balinese people may also get it!...

@awilywolf 5 ай бұрын

@@wintertorrent Another ironic Australian reference right there.

@uctsuki7396 5 ай бұрын

Fairly accurate. Although as an Asian living in Sydney, being in the airport gets me looks off: "Ah a tourist going home" 😂

@EyePatchGuy88 5 ай бұрын

I'm sure they're sad to see you go......

@recyclebin5571 5 ай бұрын

0:49 QF 1937 to Adelaide, pilot died 🤣 But in all seriousness, R.I.P pilot 😢

@waliahmed6 5 ай бұрын

love it when ya lose the keys to a fucking plane, probably gave it to some guy in a turban

@10two9two2 4 ай бұрын

And the Melbourne One the plane lost its wings

@pr0ph3t5 5 ай бұрын

3 undeclared bananas 😂

@kylecastellino6402 5 ай бұрын

My retarded ass read that as under clared 😭

@bendgeddes 5 ай бұрын

Chop ya head off for 3 bananas? Clearly been through vic highway patrol school.🐷

@mctavishsoap3815 5 ай бұрын

Yep… instant death sentence right there

@surface3122 5 ай бұрын

"Rosemary" beads lol.

@JayA330 5 ай бұрын

Every aviation nerd at 0:24 thinking why did you call an Embraer E190 a Boeing 737, *cough* not me *cough*

@ronlucock3702 5 ай бұрын

Nerd here, spotted it. Just checking the comments to see if someone beat me to it.

@manpluscamera5482 5 ай бұрын

Mate this is your best video yet. Been following from the beginning, and your content just gets better and better. Love it!!

@videomaker8207 5 ай бұрын

Finally another garn video. That "yeaaaah mate" is the best sound ever.

@OmegaRider97 5 ай бұрын

Garn: I reckon we're fucked once Woolworths figures out they can sting us $90 for a packet of Burger Rings if they park a couple 737s out the front *Shows an E190*

@GarnComedy 5 ай бұрын

you definitely fly with richard bransons airline mate

@ohforreal 5 ай бұрын

this blokes on the flight logs

@dannywhite132 5 ай бұрын

Imagine caring

@JoeC88 5 ай бұрын

@@GarnComedy Or rides in the backseat of Branson's Limo ..

@cairnex4473 5 ай бұрын

Aerosexual detected!

@BigTV-ke1nn 5 ай бұрын

So accurate, barely passes for funny. Walkley award worthy 🍺

@GwDn-nv9hb 5 ай бұрын

I appreciate the attention to detail, like lost the keys and pilot died is golden

@benrogers6143 5 ай бұрын

Never mind, we found the keys. The Pilot dropped them crawling out of the Qantas Lounge Bar

@rickdykshoorn4751 5 ай бұрын

that banana joke had me on the floor

@The-face-of-a-guy-who-farted 5 ай бұрын

Nice to see Declan got a chance to shine in a skit here with the boarder security bit, Lolol. Good on yah boys!

@Toggymok 5 ай бұрын

Garn, love your comedy, these are brilliant - and great Aussie humour. PLEASE - for the love of God - do 'Every CYCLIST ever'

@dev4statingx90 5 ай бұрын

I love the comedy coming out of Australia. Garn and ReeseBros are my favourite.

@xijinping5497 5 ай бұрын

How come I know every single place that appears in this video. Jesus Christ I’ve been in Brisbane too long

@littlecatfeet9064 5 ай бұрын

A week is too long and I’ve been here 20 years..

@williwoo321 5 ай бұрын

just got back from japan to find garn had uploaded today is a good day

@mavricmr 4 ай бұрын

gotta do a every mechanic ever

@RainingBeanz 5 ай бұрын

4 in the afternoon upload. Nice.

@NZWozza 5 ай бұрын

This is the best video yet!

@sarahmac27 5 ай бұрын

Rosemary beads 😂. This vid was hilarious, thanks for the lolz especially right now when the news cycle is so grim.

@bluewren65 5 ай бұрын

I think my favourite detail was the departures board. Pilot died, wing fell off, lost the keys.......

@acbsmith1 5 ай бұрын

The production levels are through the roof

@NewWorldOrgone 5 ай бұрын

Murph out here climbing the corporate ladder

@thiavesse325 5 ай бұрын

The Bronson Twist joke had me going round the twist

@ArdeerMusic 5 ай бұрын

Loving the image of the plane in the carpark outside Woolies! Sending love from Scotland - you've got absolute class patter, lads!

@Ultizer 5 ай бұрын

Good on you for that Boeing dunk.

@Crestex59 5 ай бұрын

always the. Yeah Mate, hits different.

@acipher7592 5 ай бұрын

"An autobiography of the kid who played Bronson from Round the Twist". Mate, there is so much to unpack from that. You are a legend. The most aussie of aussies.

@adamstaff8303 5 ай бұрын

Good stuff mate, still waiting for u to do a 'every painter ever' skit, always a good laugh from you guys keep em coming 🤙

@palacefords 5 ай бұрын

The fact i do FIFO and have to deal with this several times a month, i back every single thing up in this video. Especially the chips. Food at airports is ridiculously priced because they know you don't want to go through the hassle of either leaving the airport and coming back in, or going through the entry and getting pulled up because your bag failed the scanner due to being packed full of food and drinks

@samB_o 5 ай бұрын

Writing off the flight to Brissy as a business-related expense boys? Been a while since I've headed back to the Townsville airport, I hear its had quite the upgrade. Keep up the good work, lovin it as always.

@glennback3105 5 ай бұрын

Bro you went above and beyond with this 1. Top rate production. Keep dem coming 🎉

@Sml_Clipsss 5 ай бұрын

This video looks like its gonna blow up

@kiffy2634 5 ай бұрын

The duct tape and rosary necklace 😂

@JohnBack 5 ай бұрын

Best Garn yet and having just flown for the first time in years, can confirm 100% accurate!

@fightforaglobalfirstamendm5617 5 ай бұрын

Thank you mate, love from Birmingham 🇬🇧

@jefflake87 5 ай бұрын

The boeing and ructions tape joke... you fuckin legend.

@mick00000000002 5 ай бұрын

Opal hunters voice over. Love it God bless

@caseyjones1999 5 ай бұрын

Good laughs on a Tuesday. And very relevant to this time in aviation.

@smileshortstpw 5 ай бұрын

im a filthy baggage handler so im qualified to say that this is a classic youtube film

@LilAnt67312 3 ай бұрын

This is so funny and so accurate, I was rolling around on the ground when the guy was getting interviewed for his suitcase😂

@cr_macca 5 ай бұрын

Is nobody gonna talk about the production quality?!

@Metal_Dude 5 ай бұрын

0:49 is hilarious lost the keys, pilot died 😂

@TheTennisFanatic 5 ай бұрын

Best one ever Murph. 😅

@jacobl3160 5 ай бұрын

Editing on this ones top notch

@fireandice96 5 ай бұрын

This is one of your best videos! Very good work 😂😂😂

@kawkawmccarvs7802 5 ай бұрын

So well written as always

@YabdulJJ 5 ай бұрын

finally another upload, and like your other videos you never fail to disappoint me

@blazaar3099 5 ай бұрын

Love this vid! Went to Queensland recently from Melbroune.... EVERYTHING IS SO EXPENSIVE at the airport. Raised such a good point there 🤣🤣

@wonderofthisworld 5 ай бұрын

3:01 absolute genius 😂😂😂😂😂

@donthewellguy 5 ай бұрын

How does this guy NOT have more subscribers??? He’s funny AF!!!!

@stevenli9142 5 ай бұрын

The Boeing sticker is just *chefs kiss*

@bigmike4011 5 ай бұрын

420.69 😂😂 the details take his videos to the next level

@outlawdingo3020 5 ай бұрын

Walking into an airport with a boogie board is ruthless 😂

@markyocum8249 5 ай бұрын

If Hollywood didn't suck, Murph would be an international megastar right now. Love every one of these, keep up the great work.

@caitlinpanettieri4957 5 ай бұрын

Pilot Died and lost the Keys on the board 💀💀🤣🤣

@jiarongwu618 5 ай бұрын

Wake up boys... Garn uploaded! (Boys cheer)

@jackaufenhand5710 5 ай бұрын

Good to see you again Uncle Murph

@samedwards6276 5 ай бұрын

The prince Harry autobiography joke sent me😂😂😂

@deathpyre42 5 ай бұрын

So is the next one "Every tradie in Bali" then?

@michaelmckenna6640 5 ай бұрын

found a new "literally me" character

@coala1980 5 ай бұрын

Short and sweet .Please make a sequel ..Garn

@SnailSlugSlut 5 ай бұрын

Bloke putting the book back was a nice touch

@Australian_Made 5 ай бұрын

I LUUUUVS THE BOOGIE-BOARD Talk about an ICONIC Australiana blæst - from - the - past 🎉😂

@royjonker110 5 ай бұрын

Nice sneaky cameo from your brother this time

@MrBanana69853 5 ай бұрын

Ah yes our yearly garn video

@bluemiint4105 5 ай бұрын

Another banger, brightens up my day Everytime you upload

@KillerKiaz 5 ай бұрын

This video made me nearly piss myself

@basis7089 5 ай бұрын

another banger

@DCGMatthew1 5 ай бұрын

True, true. These are always top tier.

@davemort9166 5 ай бұрын

Bloody comedy gold

@rx7brad13b 5 ай бұрын

Miss the old Sick puppy days with ya in it

@ianhopkins1984 5 ай бұрын

There is a reason in canadastan, we call the then bag throwers!!!!. But sadly, half a kilo over 20 and you bag get reverted. Yet first class can stuff a house in the over head compartment.