Every Anti-Bullying School Assembly

This is how every single school assembly on bullying I sat through went.
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[@aussiebogan58]

the first sentence "it really frustrates me that I even need to be up here delivering this" I knew he was 100% right

[@robbiesmith8055]

bUlLyInG iS nOt On

[@ImTooParanoidToGoOutside]

same

[@cocopops7945]

Lol and then everyone is like 'then why are you doing it?'

[@ilyqzi79]

every time

[@DeathnoteBB]

I always hated when teachers said that. It never made a difference to the actual problem kids, but made the anxious ones desperate to be good (eg. Me) feel like a failure and absolute shit

[@SAPLAYZ]

you forgot the iconic "If you are getting bullied tell the bully I dont appreciate it, when you do that it makes me feel sad inside"

[@tasmeenbaker9912]

As if they care, they don't give af that's the whole point of bullying. They really think the bully gon be like "Oh my, I had no idea. Well I'm sorry, I'll just be nice from now on."

[@mynameisreallycool1]

I has the same energy as, "If you don't want to get raped, just say no! It's not hard people!"

[@lizanna6390]

I did once deliberately burst into loud noisy tears in front of about 30 people, they backed off after that because it was impossible to ignore. Suddenly I've 25 allies. Yeah, made it look like I couldn't defend myself but as long as im being defended who cares?

[@josephjoestar953]

I mean I had a lot of friends who played rough so the line between too far was a little blurry, so if you're just some kinda lucky bastard it can work. But that's rare

[@stevecrafter518]

Same vibes as “Getting robbed? Just say NO! Robbers cannot legally take your stuff without your consent!”

[@feelthe_kenergy]

AS AN AUSTRALIAN I AM BLOWN AWAY BY HOW ACCURATE THIS IS. OMGG

[@yx_junglestar_xy]

hopefully without all the swearing from your principle?!?!?

[@feelthe_kenergy]

@@yx_junglestar_xy I hope so.. maybe thats why my last principle got fired..

[@yx_junglestar_xy]

@@feelthe_kenergy 😳

[@cobbler9113]

I am from the UK and this is remarkably similar to the numerous bullying talks we were given 😄

[@dragonrune2036]

As a fellow Aussie...from the fake moans to the oH DaDdY.....all of this is super relatable. 😂😂

[@daviegravy995]

the reverb makes this perfect

[@Urmumsfavouritechild]

This is freakishly accurate, my school had this assembly on Friday.

[@kkuznetsov2424]

I want to come to your school

[@fishingfun112]

my school had one exactly like this on thursday

[@willbo_bilbo]

my school did this a couple months ago

[@flynnlane6731]

Your likes were at 69 so I made it 70. Sorry.

[@darcyrobinson527]

Bet it was freak

[@dylanhatton5178]

Principal: Don't be a bystander, be a bully Guest Speaker: Here is how to bully better

[@inf1n1typlus1]

Schools: Bullying is so bad we need to have an assembly about why it’s bad Also schools: *Don’t do anything about bullying*

[@schnume5666]

You missed the part where he gives an oddly specific example of bullying and for the next week all people do is attempt to do this oddly specific example.

[@wxtermellow1807]

i once got in more trouble than the kid who was bullying someone because i was next to the kid who was bullying (i didnt know he was doing it) and the kid that was bullying got in no trouble and i got in massive trouble-

[@winged_rat]

Ikr schools are stupid

[@AlicornHana]

@@winged_rat nah its deceit

[@winged_rat]

@@AlicornHana Yea schools fine I mean the way they handle these problems lol

[@emma2613]

Can’t get any more relatable 😂

[@dexterkronos]

Thank you for throwing me right back to high school, where we ran 10 minutes behind for each class cause of things like this. Ah, the memories... Of being bored as all living hell. -,-

[@creativejamie]

0:26 we all have one person that does this at school

[@choisansbestfanrealnotfake]

i remember one time in 4th grade we had a bullying assembly and the 6th graders had the enact what a bullying scene would look like. it was probably the most inaccurate bullying depiction i’ve seen

[@itzmclightningcraftyt3035]

Funny thing mate this is kind of true! My school says "worry about you" and They say this "if you see a bully bullying a little kid then say stop to them!" Bruh very stupid.

[@introvert211]

Yeah, cause that will stop them. What drugs were your teachers smoking?

[@Yiyawu]

this Liam guys is pretty funny, you should do more videos with him

[@nagani248]

He does Fairbairn films

[@nathanielpillar8012]

@@nagani248 No, Liam isn't part of Fairbairn films. Laughlin is though.

[@nagani248]

@@nathanielpillar8012 oh ok

[@nagani248]

@@nathanielpillar8012 ok i got mixed up between Liam and Laughlin lol

[@nathanielpillar8012]

@@nagani248 haha all g

[@award3007]

You missed the part where the teacher awkwardly misuses teenager slang.

[@tukatl]

As a Brit this is pretty similar to ours just a little less of the teachers picking on the students themselves lmao

[@zaksk-zhj77]

This assembly is too accurate as an Australian they did this in health class and it was weird

[@Peyton696]

The bystander part is so true

[@WoolyCow]

he did it...he said the b word... bystander

[@astrus7110]

we had an assembly on racism the other month and this was basically what was said 😂😂

[@normanclatcher]

Australia worrying about being racist is news to me...

[@astrus7110]

@@normanclatcher honestly, yeah, i agree

[@integre23]

At my primary school, when I was there for 5 years there had only ever been one or two bullying events happened in the whole school of 300, both events very minor, and yet my school did bullying assemblies every 6 months. I had no idea why they did the bullying assemblies. Most assemblies were interesting and fun like the halloween and christmas ones, but the bullying one was absolutely pointless, if I were in charge I would have done something else and less boring.

[@razzy1]

During an assembly on pedophiles, kid literally shouted I'm a pedophile

[@anonymousrat2178]

Why was there a whole assembly dedicated to that jesus

[@Prezmoney1231]

Bro this video just brings back the memories of my high school principle. Keep it up!

[@poison6084]

The "Hoooyaaaaaa" is too accurate

[@jeffhardysoul]

IMO everybody focuses too much about "how bad bullying is" and not enough on "what influences the bullying"... Some people have bad days & moments and need to vent but don't know the proper way to do it... The older influences the younger despite advising them the "don't be like me" quote when it comes to handling this problem... Counseling does help, but there's either a hard wall or trust issues to get through, when the young ones had spent all their lives (up to that moment) in the mindset it's "useless to talk about feelings" or "people don't care" or "everyone has problems & their problems aren't special enough" its a challenge... And that will carry on until they feel really safe to open up.

[@astridiscool]

i loved darcy's acting as the background slideshow

[@august8679]

I wish my school bullying assemblies were this engaging

[@astarfling5908]

I’m really loving these school assembly videos

[@furycat28]

Every single time a school starts up an assembly, teachers are always saying random stuff like "I'm so frustrated with you guys." while unaware of the fact NO ONE CARES!

[@Fionacle]

The first line is absolutely the best we’ve all heard that too much

[@vrclw6577]

bullying goes up 10x for the rest of the day

[@FaFarusB]

holy crap i just had an assembly like this a couple days ago and this is a perfect reanactment

[@blythehurlbut6511]

The kid saying hoo yah is sooo accurate

[@bellaparker7747]

we had this backflips for bullying one and it was actually so funny cuz they swore and made all these jokes and it was so funny watching the teachers faces in horror

[@GamingForeverEpic]

"It really frustrates me that i need to be here" is a sentence that makes me immediately remember that the person doing it is usually an executive who could easily solve the problem them self but just fails completely

[@sapphomapping5084]

Lmao I'm Australian, this is so accurate-

[@XxShilohxX543]

Same lmao

[@skootergirl22]

That's more attempted murder and harassment then bullying.

[@Amtesia]

I love the implications this exact playout of events in inevitable and happens every time

[@browniepug5317]

The best part is that this is the only thing schools will do to try to stop bullying

[@beaubien3116]

The students that usually say that bulling is wrong at those assemblies were almost always bullying 😭

[@Hamood-ou3xt]

This is so accurate about bystanding

[@remusbailey809]

i went back to school watching this thank you

[@27r81]

every time liam posts, cue “ahhh shit here we go again”

[@ren56.]

at my school anytime a camp finished we have a assembly and he always starts it with the students 'polished it and didn't tarnish' trust me it some times get's annoying

[@jackedtanbro5372]

Bro this shit is so accurate, they always yell it’s not on

[@coreybrainstew]

the only inaccurate part about this is how quick the students shut up at the beginning

[@theabicollective]

these students then bullying the teacher giving the speech 😂

[@amebee709]

I've had this assembly at least 12 times

[@inganicholson2914]

Golden 😂 could not stop laughing when you got to the 🦃 slapping!!!

[@fetio7911]

Bro one time I heard some kid was crawling around on the floor and moaning in the middle of history. His entire row, about nine people were sent to detention for being bystanders. Only one other person really knew that they were even doing it.

[@juhayfahossain6558]

this is what happens in my school even when its just like an awards assembly or smth

[@eag8487]

This topic is bought up at every assembly, even in the daily buletin

[@The_MTB_GUY]

Darcy’s acting as my desk was unbeatable

[@Myuscarada]

Well in my class it doesnt work on my classmates and its getting more chaotic by the day probably until next year

[@laksananthanandarajah1477]

I find it ironic how they make students sit an hour at a bullying assembly, and when bullying is actually happening, they take no action until the victim begins defending himself.

[@RealHunterVR]

My wise wise father once said: "If they bully you with words, you ignore them, if they slap you, you just look at the buggars with disgust like 'you absolute low piece of trash' but if they go after you physically, you bring it back on them ten times harder, you show them they don't mess with you-and if they go so low as to pick on someone who can't fight back-you defend those people and beat the s*** out of them"

[@opticisyourdaddy7351]

The echo makes it so much better

[@bolloplayz]

Bro why do I feel like you would be a good teacher

[@charlie-et7ei]

do one of those bullying plays

[@art1stwannabe]

NOOOO I ACTUALLY FEEL LIKE IM AT A ASSEMBLY YOU DID THIS TOO ACCURATELY IM SCARED 😭

[@user-yu2vi2rr6w]

Why is this so fucking true

[@johnprice2127]

There are 2 options for bullies once they leave school: Reddit, and Twitter.

[@theendersender]

This is also how every single school assembly on bullying I went through alswell

[@TheReaperOfS0uls]

"turkey slap" haha

[@IdcJordan]

This is so relatable.

[@eapen7297]

America: ATTENTION! Australia:

[@Liam_C38]

It's annoying how the teachers don't punish the bullies but when the victim stand up and fights back the kids gets in more trouble that the bullies. And the first line is a classic

[@d3mise380]

the echo sound effect :)

[@_Xypes_]

Let’s goo lachlan

[@studionieznane5194]

I got bored in the first 30s of the video. So real of a real assembly! 🤣

[@jasonidk]

omg liam this was fucking golden! loved it!

[@kmm2442]

Rummaging, ferocious, and bullying the kids by yelling at them during am antyi-bully talk. Ha.

[@mayorplayz]

I can confirm this speech was also delivered by a similar looking teacher in both primary and high schools

[@goodmorningfrommt]

Eugene here is the weirdest freak 🤣

[@Plututo]

We all had a Eugene in our school

[@ethanboughton7895]

yep every single assembly the teacher punches the head teacher

[@loganakboy]

Bro you forgot the fact that everyone has crippling backpain

[@srsly_laim]

nah not him explaining the bystander shit

[@josephjoestar953]

The only way to get rid of a bully is to scare the piss out of 'em. I'm what you'd call a lucky bastard as it's worked every time... Somehow. Seriously it probably shouldn't have.

[@markusbird1545]

So accurate

[@Twigs929]

this is too accurate 💀💀💀

[@samofsparta5056]

I can’t stop laughing

[@markusbird1545]

This is the most accurate thing I’ve seen if teachers swore

[@m.b7698]

How is this so accurate

[@memecat9830]

Teachers when kids purposely trigger someone’s Misophonia: Just ignore it, it’s just sound

[@penguinz3438]

Am I the only one who went to a school that didn’t struggle with bullying? Like, there’d be the usual remarks and stuff, but that’s it. No one took it far enough to physically bully another and usually even just an insult was dealt with immediately.

[@firalia]

The groan and the kid fake moaning...my god it's so true

[@Vorelone]

Then your whole 'school house team/partys' rows are made to pack up the chairs

[@stopmotionharry8989]

Not the part where the principal punishes them.

[@Vorelone]

@@PROL3AGUEPLAYZ So true. Its always a lecture from somebody on stage. And yet you have guys and gals doing that. Its hilarious

[@henrybierman8431]

I have never heard that in a school assembly. I have heard everyone erupt in distaste for something the principal said.

[@1ruwsu_0ffcal7]

ikr

[@nathannweyer4741]

I love the how the echo sounds like an actual assembly lol

[@blakecunningham9983]

IlI

[@muckshroomsalt]

"I hate that I even have to be up here to say this" iconic. every single person who has gone through public school has heard this.

[@bervin3232]

Public? I hear this at my private.

[@AlicornHana]

@@bervin3232 not everyone who goes to private high school heard that tho

[@rainbow--skies]

That’s how they start every assembly about rules that get frequently broken too it’s not even just the bullying ones, they say that if they’re mad even about dress code 😭

[@UrLocalHmar]

@@bervin3232 Same,we had a lecture about this but not to the school, the principal specifically came to my class to give this lecture it was about country conflicts between students, basically two students are from country’s that aren’t exactly a big “Fan” of each other.

[@goodbyepeople]

I have this at private school 🦧

[@immi9785]

It’s so true. Also the “wearing the wrong uniform” speech and the “ trashing the toilets”

[@theyluvshiloh8910]

i was always the one getting stared at while we got the wrong uniform speech

[@foxley5374]

The school I went to closed the toilets during breaks because of that. They still got mad if you asked to use the toilet during classes. You were expected to queue for the one single-stall disabled toilet that was open during breaks, which was ridiculous and particularly unfair on the disabled kids.

[@ChalkyWaters]

guys at my school would throw wet toilet paper on the ceiling so the poor janitor would have to get a ladder and get it off

[@AlicornHana]

@@foxley5374 bruh your school has a sign of being ableist💀

[@grimaussiewitch]

Oh god I remember all of that… The boys at my school use to make toilets unavailable because they would piss on the walls.

[@petricore143]

And also they tell you to report bullying to a teacher, but when you actually tell a teacher thay say "just ignore it" or "that's not my job as a teacher".

[@hayleymcgough8567]

or stop I don't like it

[@introvert211]

“I don’t do drama” was the one I heard the most

[@hayleymcgough8567]

@@introvert211 yep

[@AlicornHana]

Ah yes💀 Teacher: dont do physical bullying if i see it i will stop you Also teacher: *i g n o r e s*

[@somehumannamedauburn3084]

And then once you actually fight back you get in trouble

[@v1e1r1g1e1]

...and, after this lecture... the bullying still goes on. The bully, if they are actually brought to account, will be given ''counselling'' and ''guidance'' for their misdoings. The victim will get nothing; except derision and persecution for ''being weak''. The correct thing to do to a bully is to kick the shit out of them. You will be suspended for a week. The bully will leave you alone forever.

[@annabelwestwood6192]

When the victims defend themselves they get in trouble!

[@v1e1r1g1e1]

@@annabelwestwood6192 Only for a week. After that, the bully leaves them alone... and the victim won't ever be a victim again. Sadly, the lesson learned here is ''Welcome to the world.'' Standing up for yourself doesn't mean being cruel.... if anything, it means becoming strong enough to show love and kindness to those who deserve it; and so make a better world for everyone.

[@shycho1690]

@@v1e1r1g1e1 Even if you lose the fight, the bully does not come back, it ain't fun if the victim fights back, atleast that's my experience

[@katcel16]

Unless you’re in an American school with a zero tolerance policy. In which case, the bully gets no punishment and the victim gets expelled for fighting back

[@hehloworld4841]

@Landon damn, most schools in america are similar to that,

[@mynameisreallycool1]

I've always found it funny how teachers and staff members make a big fuss about "bystanders" when they themselves are the biggest bystanders of all. It's just their way of shifting the blame on kids who are probably too scared to stand up against the bully and getting bullied themselves and gaslighting said kids into thinking, "It's YOUR fault, not ours! You're responsibility for how little Jimmy acts, not us. You're a BAD person if you don't successfully stand up to every bully you see!" Obviously standing up against someone who's bullying another person should be encouraged. It's definitely good to stand up for victims, but I've always found it hypocritical that these adults do the same thing that they are shaming kids for doing, even though they have more power and authority than the kids do.

[@toothfairy10133]

literally, why are you making fun of an 8 year old for having a sense of social preservation? step in yourself ffs. i don't think i ever blamed the people who just kinda sat there. it might just have been the inferiority complex speaking but like why would you put yourself at risk for bullying for someone you barely know?

[@mynameisreallycool1]

@@toothfairy10133 Exactly

[@kspoo10_]

When I was in junior school I stood up for other kids but I never stood up for myself. Teachers sat me next to my bully because I didn't want to make a fuss. They only made a change after my parents called them up on it. Obviously teachers have a lot on their plate, but they really also need to make sure known bullies aren't bullying the shy kids they're seated next to.

[@alexruyle5821]

Well here they also complain about people who defend themselves. So no matter what you do, they win. 🙄

[@HolyPopeJulian]

I hate how schools are like DONT BE A BYSTANDER and when you show concern for someone else they say WORRY ABOUT YOURSELF like you can't have both

[@ash1553]

Instead of having an anti bullying assembly my year 8 teacher just gave us a lecture on “don’t be bitchy nobody likes it”

[@Kimochi2893]

based teacher

[@Raptorworld22]

For us it was just one class period where the teacher showed a trashy music video about why bullying is bad lol, tbf tho that was years ago

[@Meg_intheclouds]

We got a poster saying “no bully zone” and “what if the joke was on you”

[@hi_there8795]

Our weird no bully lecture was the school had someone come in after we finished testing and rap to us about not bullying. After the assembly almost everyone knew about it even the kids who left testing early cause we ended posting it on the class group chats and sending it to our friends and stuff cause it was that cringe.(It was state testing so we had an option to leave after testing was over the only ones still there was the ones who parents weren’t able to get them early)

[@Meg_intheclouds]

@@hi_there8795 omg- we had a dude from xfactor rap to us about cyber bullying and cyber safety 😂

[@kakao-katze]

My school was more of a “this is the 50th time we’ve had to tell you to stop vaping in the bathrooms, wtf? How did you not get this by now?” and “Stop making slandering instagram accounts purely to bully people as if it’s a fucking virtual burn book. What the actual fuck is wrong with you kids?“ And by the end of our high school lives, they just kind of gave up.

[@Josh_Stuchbery]

Nice kids 🙄

[@terriblestudentfilms4643]

Oh my gosh yeah we have the virtual burn book too. And of course the vaping people in the bathroom.

[@Aoi-The-Duck]

Yes. Yes yes you understand you know the crap

[@blackdog6969]

Pretty similar when I was in school but it wasnt vaping it the toilets, people would punch cones next to the teachers cars.

[@thatoneguy9582]

i’ve never heard the “slandering instagram accounts thing” at my school (so far) but once we had a wholeass assembly to call out the fact that someone made a fake TikTok account for the school which is fucking funny given the fact that i don’t think there was even anything on the account

[@grumpylynx2304]

AS AN AUSTRALIAN BRO THIS IS SO ACCURATE OMFG

[@kirrilymtb]

I don’t think you should press on that link

[@noahplaysstuff4096]

@@kirrilymtb what is it?

[@kirrilymtb]

@@noahplaysstuff4096 what is what?

[@noahplaysstuff4096]

@@kirrilymtb what’s in the link?

[@noahplaysstuff4096]

@@kirrilymtb oh I think I know now

[@toneronii]

i can't get enough of these highschool assembly videos, they're both funny and accurate as hell

[@SAPLAYZ]

sorry i dont like numbers ending in 9

[@kitcat2449]

We had to give back reports on bullying. You had to tell if you had experienced bullying, if you were a bully or "a watcher." The teacher after reviewing them: "Okay. Seems like there are bullied people but zero bullies. Weird, isn't it?" *scanning the class with the most judgemental look I've ever seen*

[@audiodood]

Funny

[@billcipher8645]

In your defence, the bully could be from another class

[@thatoneguy9582]

“watcher” feels like a very accusing way of phrasing that doesn’t it

[@kitcat2449]

@@thatoneguy9582 it's supposed to be, they always reminded us that if you see bullying and don't do anything about it but watch, you're also a bully. Just passively.

[@roxanne_]

In the “watchers” defense it’s terrifying to help someone else because then that makes you involved in the situation. It has more chances of you actually getting in trouble, even though it’s stupid. We should reward brave behavior when it comes to standing up for others, instead of getting punishment like the bully.

[@valentinaembers5713]

And then there’s the kids who stand up against the bullies and get in trouble for it 😂🙄

[@AlicornHana]

Oh whip-

[@randomdude9290]

That’s what happened to me. I kicked my bully directly above the knee, and got into some serious trouble

[@haruhisuzumiya6650]

They are usually the metalheads and they bring crowbars

[@barkingnebula5435]

FACTS. EVERY. SINGLE. WORD. (Especially “ It really frustrates me that I have to come up here and say this”)

[@valentinaembers5713]

Ikr