EVERY BOSS at NG+7 in Elden Ring's DLC SotE - No base game weapons or armor can be used!

[@tulokthebarbrarian2033]

My my, this one is considerably larger. I like it

[@dasaggropop1244]

binge ahoy

[@BULT__SPD]

sme

[@onnatsu]

I think you forgot to link to the new channel

[@lactofermentation]

TIL Phil is a size queen

[@Nitrex-zl5iq]

That's what she said

[@d3vout719]

Oh no our dear media literacy teacher decided to dive into the depths of hell- I’m looking forward to the literacy check

[@d3vout719]

May have misunderstood just a bit- still not complaining

[@Themanwhosoldtheworld-kt9cv]

Did you just get a fucking blue comment on youtube😭

[@d3vout719]

@@Themanwhosoldtheworld-kt9cv a what? What’s that?

[@dragifire]

A 3 hour video from Phil? It must be my birthday - oh wait, it is! Great birthday present, thanks bud!

[@tulokthebarbrarian2033]

Happy birthday!

[@toastmaster914]

Happy birthday

[@knalle2208]

Happy birthday!

[@MattJDylan]

Can't believe he missed the poopstomper, _again_ ...

[@80nt]

theres a bit of misinformation floating around about this weapon; its actually called the Dung Stomper and you have to have progressed through Dungeater's quest in the base game for it to unlock in the DLC

[@kittenbus0]

​@@80nt where the hell did you get that info from? It's called the Stomper of Dung, and you only need to meet the dung eater in leyndell once and not kill him, then you later meet him behind the spot where you get the pata. Killing him there will reward you with the Stomper of Dung and his armor set

[@jacobash5904]

​@@kittenbus0do you know how to get the cumster dumpster ash of war? I've been looking all over for it but I can't find it anywhere :'(

[@Watch_Derek]

Stuck sheltering at my job from last nights hurricane, thanks for giving me something to watch until I know if I still have a home ❤

[@lactofermentation]

Glad you're safe, at least. Hope your home is okay.

[@9807036]

Hey m8 hope all is well, hope you still have somewhere to live.

[@Watch_Derek]

@9807036 the outside is pretty banged up and parts of the roof and siding are gone, but everything inside is fine. We got extremely lucky compared to people on our block who have broken windows or missing walls. Just waiting for water and electricity to return now.

[@bepkororoti8019]

32:30 a cunning linguist is gold

[@losereye]

And a cumming linguist is happy

[@VanessaVersus]

the thickest, longest, *girthiest* tulok and mango video of all time

[@TylerBolin42544]

Makes all other videos feel like certified tuna cans

[@o0mooshdog0o]

I never watched this the first time round because I was trying not to spoilers myself but now I have a baby who doesn't sleep unless I'm holding him so a 3 hour video is very helpful for me right now, big thanks Phil and Cory

[@saddoc-kr5vv]

I loved the Jolan song during the Midra fight

[@awkwardandready]

Man, Phil is really getting the full mileage from his new game +7+ run. (Good for him, I know he’s been trying to go on some sort of vacation)

[@StarlitMoss]

It's great to listen and play along to this, thank you!

[@agitogacha]

This was just what I needed. Something good to listen to in the background. Thanks!

[@cmssaysftw]

I didn't think I was going to watch this again, but here I am 40 minutes in fully enjoying the ride.

[@marystone860]

OH! The "Law and Order Special Bear Unit" is SO GOOD, and makes SENSE! FLIPPIN' RUNEBEARS! LOL!

[@Bobojanglesbo]

I’m so glad you spend the time putting so much energy and humor into the script they’re consistently enjoyable

[@Narrative_Ink]

A 3 hour video to start out my Thursday? Not even bothered.

[@lucasandersen3610]

Gotta love a longer and larger tulok... video

[@Dylan13Collins]

I think i just watched a 3 hr video based on a troll idea... and i loved every second of it 😂

[@Getzapped42]

Tulok doing the Wings Dance makes me want to see him do the Berries and Cream dance... Berries and cream run in the future?!?! The dots are all connecting.

[@SebastianTorres-uz6jq]

God damn it Phil, why didn’t you grab the poop stomper, I know you will read this message and change the next 2 hours of gameplay retroactively

[@jamesbiggs8397]

I appreciate the mega cut!

[@299kiaser]

Thank you, I can't explain why, I needed this.

[@Atrashkid]

Can't believe he missed the poop stomper, he could've been massively op so early into the game if he wasn't so ignorant

[@Saurekin]

glad you got me to watch these all again so I can get the magnus archives reference an hour and 21 minutes in (genuine in that I didn't get the reference the first time because the first time I hadn't listened to the magnus archives, and now I'm a third of the way done so I know that opening very well)

[@bepkororoti8019]

Hey, I've seen this one, this one is a classic!

[@9807036]

Love the longform video helps very much with the sleep or.. well lack thereof. I appreciate all you do my dude.

[@halfelfrose]

Phil! Please give us the new channel link - I need more of your particular brand of vibe to keep the demons at bay

[@Nova-jw6ju]

I'm gonna listen to this while i play overwatch so phil can get paid. I've already seen most of this so it's fine.

[@bendrowned8506]

im doing the same but with the binding of isaac!

[@Nova-jw6ju]

Update: oh my god i had such a bad losing streak. Suffered through until i got a win and then put it down for the WEEK

[@bendrowned8506]

@@Nova-jw6ju ended it with a win tho! good for you!

[@austinpeterson4898]

Not only did you miss the poopstomper but because you didn’t do the dungeater ending every time up to ng+7 you missed the super secret Glaive Master Hodir fight. Rookie mistake.

[@thefollowingisatest4579]

I just realized that the "it's time to pray" clip implies y'all are fellow policy wonks...holy shit.

[@tulokthebarbrarian2033]

This comment was my bright spot today. Until a sodomite sent me a bucket of poop.

[@happysuds1856]

1:56:50 Igon didn’t die. He’s sleeping the best sleep now that Bayle haunts him no more. He also retired to Roundtable Hold and sells harpoons.

[@LochNessyMonster]

Did I lurk and watch the stream? Yes. Did I watch the other videos afterwards? Also yes. Am I gonna watch this video? You guessed it, yes

[@ZeroG9210]

I wanna get a pair of booty shorts that have "Nothing You Tell Me Now Is Something I'll Know In The Past" written on them.

[@jorptheDM]

Can’t wait to watch this 3 times in the next week just like I do every week 😂

[@minotaris-xp4is]

watched the whole thing, loved the way you won against radahn

[@PeredMagra]

Mr. Tu, can I call you Tu? Gonna call you Tu. I enjoy your content, I have since the very first DND video. I hope to continue to enjoy your content Tu. So, you should do whatever it is you want to do. Because the more you enjoy what you're doing, the more we (your fans) will enjoy it, as well.

[@agitogacha]

Man that challenge at the end. I wasn't sure if you were gonna make it. Good job.

[@grymmjack]

Th relentless wit is just ❤. Well done!

[@duckwaffles7447]

I love Tulok!

[@michealjackson500]

Thanks for the supercut

[@CollinTirrell-ez4em]

Thank you for revisiting this challenge even though you went through the cell once you talked it through again good on you mate

[@TheUnworN]

Love the videos, great job!

[@BaWitda]

One of my favorite parts of these videos is Tulok's open contempt for the stupid lore of these games.

[@valianttoast1822]

2:59:03 you say? Well, there go my physics exam study plans...

[@patrickna2402]

my fave video of yours so far

[@Decemberdaddywauceishere]

sad that he missed the poopstomper with the peepeecaca ash of war

[@westonprescott3234]

The way he described streaming as being a bus driver is perfect

[@TheScottiec93]

oh hell yeah my whole afternoon is set!

[@cringerotknight]

NG+7 sequel? Hell yeah, good on ya Phil💪💪

[@NathanTruby]

2:17:50 So, for the future people watching at home (not you Tulok), Taylew actually doesn't have a ton of health. He has a massive amount of defense. The video Tulok mentioned I've seen before, and what he neglected to mention is that the youtuber was also healing Taylew due to that low health score.

[@DataDrain02]

15:33 Mara from the Shin Megami Tensei series: Allow me to introduce myself!

[@YesIAmDavid]

You cant do this to me Phil... I was sleeping when this was uploaded

[@jamesspreadborough24]

Love this run , I hid under a rock and avoided anything eldenring related so this run was 100% my first run through too 😅😂

[@mikelangelo1232]

I'm Philing the pain

[@copperfield17]

I made it to the end, Tulok. o7

[@Nelm_Knight]

1:08:00 I'm glad that Tulok has experienced the horror that is an IGN guide.

[@Siberiasun2]

never forget the poop stomper, it's the best weapon in the game.

[@bepkororoti8019]

Dude, you missed the Poopstomper in Belarut!

[@Pandagamer-8153]

It took me so long to get the andreas linguist joke but i finally get it

[@johnhan5364]

Excited for the fist only RL1 NG+7 run. I mean surely all Elden ring enjoyers end up there at some point right?

[@173akornz4]

I finally beat Rellana and got the swords. But trying them out, even at +10, I’m struggling just as hard as I do with the malenia build. I win, but it isn’t pretty and just mash L1&2. Completely spaced about her armor also. I’ll add it tomorrow. Lol

[@unironicallylikesranger7122]

For our convenience: suffering, in one convenient package. Anyone got any fun weapons in the dlc or main game they recommend? I’m looking to start a new run and I’ve used a lot of them

[@NathanTruby]

I can't believe he missed the poopstomper

[@elryanelagache8708]

Hopefully we will get poopstonper gameplay

[@d4rknite862]

Did I miss it or is there no link to the channel with the another crabs treasure video?

[@trialbyicecream]

Dude I already watched the first two parts I’m not going to sit through… Poop stomper lol I’m in.

[@BabyG13ktown]

7:46 probably everyone's reacting lmao

[@tylercreighton7291]

But...Phil...the door. Aren't you going to check it?

[@korosheht5446]

Im putting this for background noise for sleep I hope the media literacy check comes way after im asleep

[@jk_lolnoah175]

Woohooo a new video!!

[@garyboyles5762]

Please, regale me with this girthy episode! Thank you guys!

[@mikedelia7535]

Crab channel where

[@elir6919]

I’ve played the Elden ring videos at least 3 times each… I don’t think I can last for 9 hours with this one

[@johnskelington]

Poison is hard counter for enemies who like to waste you time. Example: Jori & every pvp match that's not a duel.

[@roundhousetodaface]

Do a dagger only black knife build next

[@velarswood]

Heres my casting strats..... 1 don't 2 find 1 out of the 5 ok spells and spam. Sooner or later you figure out casting times. 3 massive endurance heaviest armor cuz an armored mage is the worst mage

[@ChivalrousJarKnight]

"I love Jar guys." 🍯💕

[@StankyTurtleMK]

After about 5 playthroughs i spent 3 hours trying to beat gaius at a low level. I get why they do the scadutree levels but it makes it boring if i want to fight a boss but dont have levels. I either have to tough out a hard fight or level up more.

[@Onorel]

Dude he totally missed the poop stumper didn't he

[@eustonscham]

epic and cool elden ring

[@mabec]

Shadow of the birdtree

[@Snas_King]

I genuinely feel that Melania is harder than any of the DLC bosses

[@krimson4257]

ROCK LOBSTER MENTIONED

[@Godofwarenjoyer66664]

I either got deja vu or this is a repost

[@xenocross6597]

Phil… Phil… come on. Something tells me you didn’t take care of yourself with this one

[@javadkhusro]

2:57:30 what's the new channel?

[@ChuppyOrd-gr4nj]

It is called tuloktime :D👍

[@javadkhusro]

@@ChuppyOrd-gr4nj Thanks, I found out in the following video.

[@westonblock581]

Shoulda got the poop stomper 😊

[@greenNsx]

He might be getting gud at the game

[@Bobojanglesbo]

Hell yea brother

[@koreywatson624]

I've seen this video already under different thumbnail I think

[@OneLooseGal]

“Wish there was an item that can let you see in the dark” don’t know if it was a joke, but the all powerful lantern doesn’t even take a slot😂

[@oi_ocelot_io7864]

Can you buy it in the dlc?

[@OneLooseGal]

@@oi_ocelot_io7864 can you find the ritual talismans in the dlc?

[@buckhaley3032]

Are you telling me Ive been watching your videos diligently for the last few months and recently subscribed to the Patreon only for you to release a video that 90% videos you already released 😡. Well if that’s the case good, you’re my farmer and I’m just a humble piggy. More slop please! More slop please! Yummy yummy Tulok put more slop in my tummy!

[@NErvin23]

I know you play on PS5, but with you having issues with burnout, have you thought about trying any of the mods? There's a newer one that mixes Bloodborne with Elden Ring, and I know you love Bloodborne.

[@onnatsu]

Where’s the new channel?

[@johnpenn]

youtube.com/@tulokthecardbarian?si=Vcpfh4TA8NBN3jgz

[@Didu-y6g]

I like heavy iron balls

[@SpuriousAge]

I’m a hat guy. I know the difference. Also you missed an item.

[@Shane_Bozelie]

If you love Bloodborne, play it on stream!

[@100Real-l7o]

welp there go the next 3 hrs of my life

[@korosheht5446]

Skumnut collab when ?

[@v4r4nt25]

I wanna start by saying i love your content, i think its funny often educational, i think it attacks both sides of the political spectrum pretty equivalently, i do not agree with some of what you say, but i do agree with a lot, however i was thinking about all your videos because i have watched almost all of them, and i don't think i have ever heard you talk about freedom, you give a lot of points about humanitarian efforts, giving people more, helping people, but very seldomly if ever about the possible ramifications of those steps such as the further loss of freedom, i would be interested to know where you stand on the idea of freedom. how much we should have how little, what freedoms we should take away and what freedoms to give, and how that aligns to your other beliefs. anyways, love your content, you are honest and real in a way that i rarely see and i appreciate what you are doing, keep it up!