Every Classic Book Described in One Sentence

[@TheManOfManyNames373]

Holy crap, you got a whole series of these kinds of videos! I'm gonna watch them all right now!

[@AbuSABHD]

:)

[@spidertoes28]

“Guy creates monster, immediately regrets it” sounds like if Dhar Mann wrote Frankenstein.

[@nancyfancy9825]

FR FR

[@prinzexisalowqualityytber]

Same goes to crime and punishment "Guy kills a person, immediately regrets it"

[@you_were_the_chosen_one]

literally came here to comment this, kudos

[@Leftyenby]

This is great and all, but where is “Captain Underpants and the Attack of the Talking Toilets”???

[@_thirtyseven]

"Two fourth graders abuse 3D printer privileges, toilets eat everybody"

[@AbuSABHD]

@@_thirtyseven 😂😂

[@dellh86]

my childhood!

[@HMMdiddum]

That book is too good to be summarized in one sentence, it needs a video essay.

[@killedbycrit]

@@_thirtyseventhis reads like a florida man headline

[@prashansalohumi2855]

The Stranger: guy kills someone, doesn't know why

[@phi1688]

“yo istg (not literally I guess, didn’t he explicitly not believe in god???) that the sun made me do it bro you gotta believe me”

[@AbuSABHD]

Couldn’t have said it better lmao

[@Ubermenschgaming_]

The multitude tightens it's hold.

[@alexislopez9355]

I've read The Stranger at least four times and even wrote a paper on it for a college class. I even learned French, so I could read The Stranger exactly as it was written and got myself a French copy of The Stranger. Meursault killed killed the Arab for no particular reason; he killed the Arab at the beach just to adhere to his philosophical principles.

[@AbuSABHD]

@@alexislopez9355 thats a lot of dedication for one book. im honestly blown away. so it was just for principles?

[@yttrium5202]

The Metamorphosis: Guy turns into bug, becomes a recluse and fucking dies™

[@mywish4587]

Dune: Boy goes to planet to find drugs only to become simped by the local population

[@Noone-d6u]

Or Space Jesus

[@Marylandbrony]

Sounds like that time I went to Thailand.

[@mum-your]

It's more like: a teenager takes drugs, billions die

[@non-green]

😂, 🤣

[@twilights-stuff6059]

Ngl I think a better summary for Odyssey would probably be "Dude takes 10 years to get home because he pissed everyone off and all the gods hated him."

[@DanKaraJordan]

Calypso LOVED him, in the very bad way. And Athena was a fan of the way he was a liar and a cheat, just like her, so it's not all of the gods that hate him...

[@twilights-stuff6059]

@@DanKaraJordan True, but pretty sure Calypso would hate him afterwards (even if her "love" for him was entirely forced upon him and he didn't have a choice to refuse because she was a goddess) and Athena would have been pissed at him after he gave out his whole identity to Polyphemus (the cyclops dude and son of Poseidon).

[@potARTo]

Heyy Athena liked him

[@potARTo]

​@twilights-stuff6059 i dont remember Athena getting mad after the Polyphemus thing (that could just be the version i read), they even had a 'light and humorous' convo when Odysseus reached Ithaca!! Though i have seen modern adaptations of the Odyssey showing her get mad (EPIC: THE MUSICAL) but idt that actually happened.

[@gnosis555]

That’s a good one. Homer is great!

[@red_velvet_0w0]

1:23 love how it goes straight from little women to lord of the flies. there is no in between

[@bug688]

The two genders

[@AbuSABHD]

Lmao😂

[@axelStorymode]

The Hobbit: Wizard and friends convince a guy to do all their work.

[@chrisrockett5897]

Real. To be fair, they were going through some tough shit and Dwarves are known for being pretty loud.

[@ms.pirate]

The strange case of jeckyll and hyde: scientist gives himself an split personality

[@AbuSABHD]

Thank you😂

[@ms.pirate]

​@@AbuSABHD heh, np! I love this classic! I just finished reading it an couple of nights ago

[@AbuSABHD]

@@ms.pirate I may/may not have read it a while back

[@AbuSABHD]

I can’t really remember rn

[@ms.pirate]

​@@AbuSABHD ah don't worry too much about. I'm just very obsessed with it right now.

[@adefenselessnoob]

Catcher in the Rye is so real 😭

[@50Steaks68]

Complains about everything for 200 pages and then has a rapid metaphorical descent to show for it

[@nicolemiller7760]

Which is why I couldn’t even make it 10 pages

[@50Steaks68]

@@nicolemiller7760 it gets better I promise. Just see past his irrelevant ramblings

[@sheepythegamer]

It was literally the worst book I ever read

[@flaviusmuntean6391]

​@sheepythegamer I hate it too, I don't understand why ppl like it

[@sirpixel7945]

Wonderful Wizard of Oz: Girl tries to go home after being isekaid Wind in the Willows: A mole and a rat chill on a river while a toad breaks several laws Tom Sawyer: Boy goofs around while rizzing a girl and sees a murder Journey to the Centre of the Earth: Scientist drags his nephew and a random guy from Iceland into a volcano 20.000 Leagues Beneath the Sea: A French, Belgian, and Canadian gets kidnapped by an introverted recluse Around the World in 80 Days: An OCD bets half his savings and drags a Frenchman around while being stalked Treasure Island: A kid and a bunch of dudes fights a disabled man and his bunch of dudes over money Charlie and the Chocolate Factory: Kid and his grandpa explore Mr Beast's chocolate factory James and the Giant Peach: Kid escapes from abusive aunts on a giant fruit with talking bugs The Hunchback of Notre-Dame: Man suffers from ableism The Hobbit: Short guy goes with 12 dwarfs and a wizard and tricks a dragon The Lord of the Rings: Short guys go on a short walk amd throws ring into volcano The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes: Criminals get screwed over by an autistic

[@abbycollins]

Okay but Mr Beast would make a chocolate factory like that, and Sherlock is autistic, can confirm 😅😂

[@chrisrockett5897]

The Hunchback of Notre Dame got me, lmfao

[@cerebrummaximus3762]

The HBoND is such a good summary lol

[@alexjeffrey4093]

Macbeth: Scottish Thane misunderstands supernatural prophecy and kills the king of Scotland, setting off a chain of events in motion for his own demise. Titus Andronicus: UTTER SLUGFEST. A Midsummer Night's Dream: Down-bad Athenians get mixed up and then sorted out again by the power of magic. The Lord of the Rings Trilogy: Several Creatures walk across a lot of land just to destroy some lost jewellery. Rebecca: Naive young woman gets entangled up with a toxic household and community after falling for a much older man. David Copperfield: If the "taking a photo every day from age x to age x" videos were a classic novel.

[@acanthus_et_adonis8922]

why is everything so frikin ON POINT I CAN'T-

[@JCTheToonist]

Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland: Young girl invades an animal’s burrow and has a drug trip before waking up as if nothing happened. Flowers for Algernon: Mentally disabled man swaps IQ with a mouse and he realises that everyone he knew hated him the whole time, before the mouse dies and he realises just how terrible his life really was. The Cat in the Hat: Furry sneaks into kids’ house to entertain them when their mom’s not home The Giver: Humanity eliminates its flaws by storing them all within one man who isn’t allowed to talk to anyone, while killing anyone that doesn’t conform to the utopia’s image of perfection with the human equivalent of sending your pet to a farm upstate. The Metamorphosis: Guy transforms into a bug and everyone treats him like garbage causing him to starve himself to death. The Wonderful Wizard of Oz: Girl kills two old ladies while travelling with three anthropomorphic guys who require a conman to overcome their inner baggage.

[@tjenadonn6158]

On The Beach: Reality Ensues when an Australian submarine crew tries to complete the plot of a Fallout game in real life. The War or The Worlds: Turns out Martians hadn't figured out germ theory yet. The Stepford Wives: Woman terrified to find she's living in Stephen Crowder's ideal society. The Cthulhu Mythos: We aren't even important enough to be the ants upon which the gods tread.

[@e.n85784]

hamlet: uncle kills father, son acts as crazy for revenge

[@Jade.Wriolette]

Man chase whale, whale wins

[@Pliniu51277]

Dune: Guy travels to planet to extract spice, starts a holy war.

[@alcyonae]

Each and everyone is comically accurate

[@HanselRizal]

The Phantom of the Opera : old man can't stop stalking his crush

[@PabloRuiz-xo6zn]

Reading "One Hundred Years of Solitude" right now, in Spanish. Honestly, that is a great synopsis: "Family saga where everything repeats and makes no sense." YEP! There are also so many Aurelianos bounding here and there you start losing track of all these weird people...

[@adulttail]

Gone with the wind: spoiled debutante loses everything and messes up every relationship she ever has.

[@bigchungus5327]

I see a lot of people hating on Catcher in the Rye. It's one of my favourite books and I hope my comment provides some context. The author was a WW2 veteran that fought in the Normandy Landing. He wrote Catcher in the Rye because he was deeply traumatised by the horrors of the battlefield. The book is metaphorical for a soldier's struggles with PTSD, grief and depression, in a society that doesn't take mental health seriously. The protagonist, Holden, is mentally ill and developmentally stunted due to his brother's death and his friend's su1cide. He talks about being su1cidal, being an alcoholic, and having imaginary conversations with his dead brother. It's also implied that he had been s3xually abused as a kid. When you read the book it is immediately apparent that Holden's mind is incoherent and confused. His mental health deteriorates as the book progresses, and by the end he started hallucinating and going fully insane. His sister supported him and brought his sanity back, and the story ends with him accepting psychiatric treatment. Holden isn't meant to be a likeable or relatable character. The book isn't even meant to be enjoyable - it's filled with misery from start to finish. But I do believe it's the best portrayal of trauma in literature.

[@AbuSABHD]

Thank You For the Context:)

[@nokedili]

animal farm: pigs become dictators but it's deep

[@johnnysharp2899]

Some that you missed: The Lord of The Rings: little guys and wizard throw a ring into a volcano The Hobbit: little guys kill a dragon (sort of) The Secret Garden: Rich girl finds an abandoned garden Heidi: little girl goes to live in the mountains Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland: girl has a dream about drugs Treasure Island: pirate look for buried treasure on an island The Wind in the Willows: animals live in a forest together Julius Caesar: man gets stabbed Hamlet: Blood The Adventures of Tom Sawyer: kid has an adventure and meets huckleberry finn The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn: kid has an adventure and meets tom sawyer Let me know if I missed any

[@AbuSABHD]

Lmao thank you:) these are really goood

[@chrisrockett5897]

Tom Sayer and Huck Finn deadass reminds me of BB and BCS with that summary.

[@noahhornberger8580]

Huck Finn is more like: Kid learns how to not be egregiously racist, then Tom Sawyer shows up and they completely forget the whole racism plotline

[@nathan122009]

Thank you for translating all these book titles into a Dhar Mann video titles. Finally someone’s speaking my language

[@swekshasharma1328]

That "everyone is miserable especially in love." 😭

[@mishka1138]

Perfume: The Story of a Murderer: a guy can sniff very well, but no one loves him

[@valhatan3907]

I'm no American or European so I never read these, but I acknowledge its existence. You make me want to read Brave New World, it sounds lit.

[@AbuSABHD]

i dont know if you've read 1984, its like the opposite lol. (Because in 1984 people are not forced to obey, they are born and brainwashed to obey. In Brave New World, human beings comply with the government's rules because they believe that they want to )

[@einaleMelanie]

Babies are lab grown to fit their one purpose, and throughout their life they’re drugged up to feel happy. It’s really a great book!

[@CarapaceClavicle]

I don’t know about other countries, but right now, America is Brave New World mixed with Fahrenheit 451.

[@thirdcoinedge]

It's pretty good, and the climax is interesting for essentially just being a philosophical conversation. However, it is still a book from the 30s, so it's unfortunately afflicted with a case of the ~sexism~.

[@theburningcoder5859]

It’s interesting how the definition of Classics have changed. Traditionally, classics had referred to the ancient Greek and Roman Texts. Now, as this video shows, most people’s idea of what a classic is is 19th century and early 20th century text with few exceptions.

[@DanKaraJordan]

This is due to Mortamer Adler’s work on the Great Books and the Britanica Great Books collection. After millions of people in America and the UK bought these 60 volume sets, the term "classic" (antiquity) and the Great Books (everything that makes up the Western cannon) became synonymous. This happened about a hundred years ago, so not that new of a shift.

[@theburningcoder5859]

@@DanKaraJordan right I just wish we could be more specific with classification. I feel like a better word for what we call classics today should be the “canonical text” or simply “the great books”. Classics literature would refer to specifically works from antiquity, then medieval literature, Renaissance literature, neoclassical literature, Romantic literature, Victorian literature(Anglo-centric) Modern literature then postmodern literature. All of these categories would fall under the umbrella of the western canon.

[@eddiekaspbrak4624]

Catcher in the Rye killed me. It really did.

[@slueepy1232]

October Sky: Teenage boy during the Space Race builds a rocket ship for fun The Crucible: Married man ends his affair out of guilt and accidentally starts the Salem Witch Trials Beowulf: Viking kills demons and monsters for honor and glory The Old Man and the Sea: Old fisherman spends several days at sea to catch a massive fish, only for sharks to eat it on the way back The Canterbury Tales: Bartender holds a competition among a group of pilgrims to see who can tell the best story Macbeth: Scottish nobleman usurps his king and goes on a killing spree until he's defeated by ghillie suits and a c-section

[@chrisrockett5897]

I fuckin' LOVED The Canterbury Tales, bruh.

[@Asher-oo4bb]

Robinson Crusoe: a guy gets shipwrecked and becomes the personification of work ethic All is Quiet on the Western Front: so it turns out that war kinda sucks The Divine Comedy: a self-insert crossover hate fantasy fanfic accidentally defines our perception of the afterlife The Handmaid's Tale: imagine if the patriarchy was way, way worse Gone with the Wind: two people fall in love while we try to ignore all the slavery A Series of Unfortunate Events: three geniuses get permanently screwed by the actions of their parents Fall of the House of Usher: a guy has the friend reunion of his life Holes: a kid goes to a juvie camp and raises his family's curse Charlotte's Web: a kind spider helps a pig cheat death Call of the Wild: a dog gets kidnapped and goes on an adventure in the arctic I have no Mouth and I Must Scream: humanity creates an evil god that tortures them for all eternity The Three Musketeers: a young swordsman joins a band of knights while stopping an assassination The Red Badge Of Courage: a man has to endure the horrors of the Civil War to gain recognition The Lion, The Witch, And The Wardrobe: a bunch of orphans save an entire fantasy world

[@AbuSABHD]

Thanks:)

[@LeventK]

Fun fact: Explaining "Crime and Punishment" in one sentence was done in the novel "1984"

[@AbuSABHD]

When was that? I really wanna know

[@robertromanul2212]

do tell, I dont recall it

[@kafkatamura2461]

!?

[@pietrobonaldo]

I think he means when Winston was describing the censorship of Newspeak, he made examples where a lot of books where simplified to single sentences and Orwell (probably as and homage to Dostoevsky) listed amongst the books "the story of a man who goes to the police after committing a murder."

[@yuzutheorange5250]

Don Quixote: "Delulu is the solulu."

[@user-qv2mc3dw5o]

The Lord of the Rings: short people walk to a mountain for 1000 pages, meanwhile war happens.

[@ghostinthemachine8243]

Or...a group of unrelated characters overcomplicate how to get rid of a ring.

[@mckennalynn1916]

Thank you for these quick summarizes! Helps me decide if I want to read a book!

[@sirk603]

Reading catcher in the rye for school. God it’s so annoying because Holden just thinks he’s better than everyone it’s so insufferable. Your sentence is perfect

[@wendigo4hire310]

I will defend this book until the light of creation leaves my body, and probably for a couple years after that. I don’t want to spoil anything, but reading with the idea of Holden’s immaturity in mind will make it very worth it in the end. Just think about how the situations he whines about might be threatening to his childhood, and I can assure you that the ending will make you cry to the point of severe dehydration.

[@fluffyunicorn57]

@@wendigo4hire310 Still just seems like a spoiled rich kid.

[@wendigo4hire310]

@@fluffyunicorn57 He certainly is, but I don’t think that detracts from the message. If you’re growing up upper-middle class, you’re going to mature slower due to a lack of adversity. This, combined with the occasional anecdotes about adults letting Holden down, seem to me like meticulous and realistic writing. However, I will admit I am often blind to this books ‘s flaws.

[@sirk603]

@@wendigo4hire310 i finished the book. I loved the ending. It was my favorite part of the book (and I’m not making a cheeky joke about how I’m glad that it’s over with). I still don’t really like the book. Really, I don’t like how it’s narratated. Holden sharing every whiny thought he’s ever had it’s just so painful to read.

[@wendigo4hire310]

@@sirk603 fair enough, the writing style can have a huge effect on how enjoyable a book is. I’ll concede that most of the enjoyment I got from the book was from considering the implications of what was written. What was actually written is something I probably enjoyed more than most, but I still found it pretty annoying at times. The flaws are glaring.

[@cefrinaldi8060]

Emma : bored woman do a matchmaking but found love instead

[@krakahar]

Blood Meridian: kid wants blood and ends up running from it.

[@timbuktu8069]

Wizard of Oz: Women fight over shoes.

[@AbuSABHD]

Lmao

[@timbuktu8069]

@@AbuSABHD I cannot claim credit for another persons work. The Most Hilarious One-Line Summaries Of Classic Novels kzbin.info/www/bejne/rHWWgaJ4ptCar7M

[@ms.pirate]

The secret garden: Spoiled Rich orphan girl discovers her dead aunt's secret garden

[@alxcommentsonvideos]

And her spoiled rich not-so-orphan cousin!

[@ms.pirate]

​@@alxcommentsonvideos *YES*

[@ms.pirate]

*YES!*

[@yokaiwatcher8500]

I saw a really good stage adaptation of Secret Garden once.

[@chrisrockett5897]

I swear, I remember HATING that kid in a wheelchair. I wanted to push bro outta that shit so bad.

[@accusedtoppat]

cant believe this only has 1k views

[@wowyourereallyreadingthis]

The Magic Mountain: Guy accidentally overstays for seven years in his three week vacation.

[@jeffmyst47]

Divine Comedy: a man gets lost in the woods and ends up meeting an ancient poet, Satan, his dead lover and God

[@cerebrummaximus3762]

"Lost married man dies for childhood crush. Meets celebrity crush, hell, and goes to Heaven. Quite funny; story ends."

[@MaamHypatia]

GODS I DIED OF LAUGHIN OVERTHINKING EVERYTHING PART 😭😭😭 THIS GUY JUST HEALED MY DEPRESSION

[@agentmothman]

the island of dr. moreau: man brings his fursonas to life

[@andyontheinternet5777]

Lord of the Ring - A motley crew takes a long walk to throw away old jewelry Lonesome Dove - A bunch of guys riding horses reflect on prostitution Dune - New arrival realizes he's the prophet Muhammad Harry Potter - Kid learns magic to fight some guy with his face on the back of his head Star Wars - Space wizards fight with laser swords and blow up a giant ball

[@AbuSABHD]

Hey guys, there are links to the books mentioned in the video in the description incase you wanna check it out :)

[@neymariousjr]

Some how you’ve made every book seem interesting with one line to someone who’s never read a classical book ever other than in school.

[@nothingiseverperfect]

thank you. i no longer have to read ever again.

[@AbuSABHD]

Lmao

[@incso]

i love the catcher in the rye but that perfectly summed up the book LMFAOO

[@aspiringschizo]

Out of the ones I've read Crime and Punishment or Catcher in the Rye have to be the most accurate

[@bingchilling-p4e]

death of a salesman: old guy refuses to accept that he has dementia

[@xenon9717]

Lotr: guy tries and fails twice to conquer the world with his ring

[@breeeegs]

Two hairy midgets attempt to throw jewelry in a volcano

[@AbuSABHD]

😂

[@bobojo6447]

Catcher in the Rye should be growing up is tough, deal with it

[@MysteriumArcanum]

"whiny, pretentious rich kid is whiny and pretentious. Accidentally inspires several real life assassins"

[@chrisrockett5897]

​@@MysteriumArcanumReal.

[@azurezzz]

The Adventures of Tom Sawyer: annoying kid does stupid things for 200 pages and gets praised for it

[@chrisrockett5897]

Tom just like me ong.

[@Cheesesteak_]

The Giver: Old Dude encourages a kid to abduct a child

[@Nob1eSavage]

Black Beauty: Victorian London narrated by a horse.

[@PressQB]

Omg these are the best! I love classical literature! And Holden Caufield is literally the most annoying character ever

[@LoganFugelseth-zm4ud]

A Game of Thrones: lord goes to the capital to help his best friend, the king; only to find out that everything sucks

[@acanthus_et_adonis8922]

the crime and punishment one is literally me but without the murder maybe that's why I liked the book so much 😭😭

[@omg9261]

IKR? Every time people say he thinks to much/overthinks, I'm like "What do you mean? How is it possible to go through life without thinking? He is just doing normal/proper amount if it" 😂😂😂 ... Poor us 😂

[@XenIsWhen]

So, literally you is actually, "Notes From the Underground"?

[@acanthus_et_adonis8922]

@@XenIsWhen www I haven't read it yet, but I'm sure you're right haha

[@matheusmariani3108]

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: the only one in the main family who isn't deeply problematic is the older son Animal Farm: better a pig than a fascist, or is it? Alice in Wonderland: lemme tell you about this weird dream I had

[@CarolineLisy]

The giver: 13 year old steals baby, runs away. And they both (don’t somehow??) die. The secret garden: For some reason a guy is scared of his son being a hunchback so bad that he run is his life for 12(ish) years. Anne of green gables: A dreamy girl falls in love with her academic rival who made fun of her, but it’s not that weird. (honestly I hated him)

[@IamJoseDelgado]

And Then There Were None: and then, there were none

[@AbuSABHD]

Lmao

[@jasonblundelldobebussing]

Anna K. - "I like trains"

[@DanKaraJordan]

The Iliad is not about the causes of the war. Here is an accurate summary: "Best commander gets dishonored and sits out the war until his companion is killed."

[@ms.pirate]

Jurassic park: scientists brings back the dinosaurs with bugs.

[@ms.pirate]

Meeeeeh thats all I got thats really creative in all honesty. The others I edited out were unfunny and I can't come up with anything better

[@skunkishh-et8eh]

The stranger: guy who doesn’t gaf shoots someone because he’s overstimulated and still doesn’t gaf in court

[@employer2659]

limbus brainrot is killing me help

[@salvatoreindelicato9368]

Cmon there are just 3 of them

[@hescoming4544]

I MUST BE THE REASON WHY

[@aidancoleman7274]

For Les Miserables I prefer the alternative “Everyone Dies” You could also include the “in 19th century France” if you want to truly capture Victor Hugo’s contextual asides in the middle of the book

[@phantomsshadow4441]

You forgot animal farm

[@sgt_yeet]

And all of the Shakespeare we had to read

[@CybermanKing]

Animal Farm: Some animals are more equal than others.

[@CybermanKing]

@devstuff2576 It is literally, “All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.” It’s a well known quote that anyone with a minimal level of reading comprehension can remember.

[@thirdcoinedge]

Animal Farm: farm animals do a communism, Stalin insert mucks it up

[@iluvwinter840]

great video, but I think the wording for Crime and Punishment could be a bit better. Raskolnikov regrets committing murder, that's true, but he doesn't truly feel guilty about it even at the end of the novel

[@AbuSABHD]

thanks

[@Person-mr3cy]

Sherlock Holmes : 2 guys trying to solve a murder case

[@AgentMoss2217]

Thank you for this! I'll make sure to resd all of them now.

[@AbuSABHD]

:)

[@duckymouth]

This would have been funny if it was just the entire books without the fullstops/periods making it technically in one sentence

[@ganggadharchandraray6566]

in this digital era full of data and plethora of opinions, atleast someone values our and his time. Thanks!

[@bidienconmeo1344]

Secret garden: secret garden

[@MysteriumArcanum]

Why did I read that to the tune of "secret tunnel"? 😂

[@chrisrockett5897]

Catcher in the Rye is the realest shit.

[@andieallison6792]

"Russia has a lot of people, and they all have-" FIVE DIFFERENT NAMES "-complicated lives."

[@wendigo4hire310]

Lolita: a pedophile falls in love with an illusory image of a 12-year old girl, just like how you keep developing immature fantasies about people you are attracted to and are crushed when they actually have flaws. Blood Meridian: Cormac McCarthy writes about dark stuff to try and convince you that the world is completely in fixable. Perfume: SNIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF Hitchiker’s guide to the galaxy: literally name another Sci-fi comedy that isn’t Rick and Morty or Spaceballs, because I am willing to bet good money you can’t.

[@AbuSABHD]

😂thank you

[@soha4686]

tbh i was waiting for lolita to pop up

[@drivernephi5587]

I think of blood meridian like this: The evils of man contrasts greatly with the landscape ans no one can escape punishment from their actions.

[@CarapaceClavicle]

There’s a lot of comedy in Vonnegut’s sci-fi

[@chrisrockett5897]

With Hitchhikers Guide, I got Solar Opposites, Inside Job, Futurama, Star Trek Lower Decks, etc.

[@jonathanwallis3300]

Charlotte's Web: A Spider befriends a Pig, saves his life with her writing, and then dies.

[@me-myself-i787]

Alice in Wonderland: Girl gets bored, eats some mushrooms, they turn out to be special magic mushrooms

[@SpringtoSummer-e7l]

Shiloh: Boy kidnaps abusive owner's dog and names it Shiloh. Roll of thunder hear my cry: Black family in the 30s that deals with racism Freak the mighty: A boy with father issues with a disability has a friend with no father with a disability and work together, the ending is tragic The Whipping boy: 2 boys run away to a forest and gets kidnapped by two men Bud not buddy: Orphan with a briefcase tries to find his father, there's a plot twist in the end Because of Winn Dixie: Girl with no mother adopts a random dog

[@MaamHypatia]

Harry Potter: A guy finds out he is a wizard then regrets it

[@nyx2875]

The Hatchet: Kid goes camping, gets lost and has to play Minecraft to survive.

[@DostoenVnimaniay]

Camping? Wasn't it a plane crash?

[@Nimbusco912]

Mansfield Park: Girl stays with her rich aunt and uncle

[@playlover9680]

Hobbit: a short man goes there and back

[@AbuSABHD]

😂😂

[@LoganFugelseth-zm4ud]

No Longer Human: man slowly descends into madness as his depression gets worse

[@georgeghleung]

Would like to hear about "Atlas Shrugged" I will say "Why Rich deserve everything and why poor deserve to die, aka Trump Manifesto"

[@sottypongdang5033]

Tao Te Ching: Eh man! Chill!

[@bespectacledheroine7292]

"Introvert learns how to woo extrovert" for Pride and Prejudice, more like.

[@Nandini-he7fn]

can someone brief more about wuthering heights by emily bronte?

[@fergushebbert817]

That was actually very helpful, thank you

[@RandomCrapIUpload]

The War Of The Worlds: aliens attack earth, then they all die because of earth diseases

[@MichaelBoothofOz2009]

The Wonderful Wizard of Oz: Tornado carries girl named Dorothy and dog to strange land, and they try to find a way back home. The Marvelous Land of Oz: Boy creates pumpkin headed man, escapes a witch, and gets involved in a war with an all girl army. Ozma of Oz: Dorothy gets stranded in another land after she falls overboard, meets a clockwork man, and helps restore the ruler of that land Dorothy and the Wizard in Oz: Dorothy and her cousin end up falling through the ground during an earthquake. They meet the Wizard, and they try finding their way back to the surface. The Road to Oz: Dorothy meets a hobo, a little kid, and a daughter of the Rainbow, and they try to get to Oz in time for a birthday party. The Emerald City of Oz: Underground king gets angry about missing belt and tries to conquer Oz, just as Dorothy had moved there with her aunt and uncle. I'll do the other 8 books of the series if I get likes on this comment.

[@MichaelBoothofOz2009]

The Patchwork Girl of Oz: Boy and his uncle go to magician to get food, magician creates Patchwork Girl who upon comimg to life the Uncle and the Magician's wife get turned to stone and boy and Patchwork girl have to go looking for the antidote to save them Tik-Tok of Oz: Girl and Donkey get stranded in another land, meet the hobo from The Road to Oz who is looking for his brother, the Clockwork man from Ozma of Oz, the daughter of the Rainbow and a queen with an army, and they all head to an underground king who is holding the brother hostage The Scarecrow of Oz: Girl and sea captain get stuck in a whirlpool and then head to another land where they meet a Gardener's boy, a princess who has her heart frozen by a witch and an evil king and they also meet the scarecrow Rinkitink in Oz: A king and a queen get kidnapped, and their son, an old king from another land and a goat, go and try to rescue them The Lost Princess of Oz: Ruler of Oz, goes missing, and everyone goes searching for her The Tin Woodman of Oz: Tin woodman, scarecrow and a boy go searching for the Tin Woodmans long lost girlfriend The Magic of Oz: A boy and the underground king decide to wreck havoc in Oz with a hard to pronounce magic word, while everyone else gets ready for another birthday party Glinda of Oz: Dorothy and Ozma get trapped in a submersible dome and everyone goes looking for them.

[@n00t_b1rd]

Gosh do people really not like The Catcher in the Rye? It's one of my favorite books

[@MysteriumArcanum]

Holden is a whiny douchebag

[@beforedawnatthewinery]

gone with the wind: delulu girl saves her family fortune because of unrequited love

[@HaydnButler]

Ulysless - A guy's normal day in a LOT of pages

[@hescoming4544]

GALLOP ON ROCIANTE, JUSTICE SHALL PREVAIL

[@LuckyThirtyEight]

Wringer: Boy befriends pigeon and tries not to get shamed in a town that hates pigeons for some reason. The Outsiders: Poor kids get harassed by rich kids, a fight breaks out and one of the rich kids gets killed, chaos ensues. The Time Machine: Scientist time travels to the future, where the precursor to the Teletubbies are at odds with nocturnal gorillas.