Every Extended Micropop Song - Jack Stauber Compilation

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TIMESTAMPS AND LYRICS (Lyrics in replies, copied from Genius) 0:00 - Inchman 3:30 - Two Time 5:50 - Cheeseburger Family 10:00 - Fighter 14:05 - The Ballad of Hamantha 19:58 - Today Today 22:57 - Al Dente 26:17 - Baby Hotline 31:09 - Tea Errors 34:59 - Deploy 39:22 - Those Eggs Aren’t Dippy 41:32 - Out the Ox 45:00 - Dinner Is Not Over 49:41 - There’s Something Happening 52:47 - Keyman 56:29 - Cupid

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*INCHMAN* [Intro] (It's never been worse) (That's not true) (True) (True) [Verse 1] I'm up and a-racin' Like a foreign entity If you let them embrace it (Ow!) It's a clockwork energy! [Chorus] Inchman, Inchman, why'd you stay so lo-o-ong? (Oh what, oh what the hell did I do?) Hits me, hurts me, wants me hurting wro-o-ong Discuss, discuss, never mercy [Verse 2] Well, I'm up in your Days Inn And I'll be taking what I need Looked over, you’re welcome, embrace it (Aw, what?) Where's my apology? No mercy! [Chorus] Inchman, Inchman, why'd you stay so lo-o-ong? (Oh what, oh what the hell did I do?) Hits me, hurts me, wants me hurting wro-o-ong Discuss, discuss, never mercy [Bridge] Although the Inchman goes, everybody knows Your heart is sleeping in the morning and a-break it down to wake it Though the Inchman goes, everybody knows Your mood's a-pressed into clay and a-break it down to bake it Although the Inchman goes, everybody knows Your heart is sleeping in the morning and a-break it down to wake it Though the Inchman goes, everybody knows Your mood's a-pressed into clay and a-break it down to bake it [Bridge 2] So while you're washing your hair like you know that you should The second wind must have made it feel good You gotta be lifting up flowers and saving your power For making the leap to the next big thing, don't swing at me You better believe I'll be singin' gravy, gravy, to the grave, just swingin' Well, he hurts me, hurts me, wants me plus and swingin' Discuss, discuss, never mercy [Interlude] O-oh! [Chorus] Inchman, Inchman, why'd you stay so lo-o-ong? (Oh what, oh what the hell did I do?) Hits me, hurts me, wants me hurting wro-o-ong Discuss, discuss, never mercy [Chorus] Inchman, Inchman, why'd you stay so lo-o-ong? (Oh what, oh what the hell did I do?) Hits me, hurts me, wants me hurting wro-o-ong Discuss, discuss, never mercy [Outro] (Oh...) (Stay here) (Why'd you stay?) (Stay here) (Closely, trudging)

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*TWO TIME* [Intro] (Hey) (Give it a little attack-tack) (Work!) (Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo) (Listen, oh) (Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba) (Hey-hey) [Verse 1] We could leave the lights on Sun-tan (Bo-bow-bo-bo) We could get lunch Aw, man (Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba) I think that I like you (You do?) Yeah But something bugs me 'bout the way you lick your envelopes, so... [Chorus] I'm out on the block again (Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba) So hopped up that I can't pretend Two time! (Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba) Stay friends Problem that you can't defend (Oh) Hands up, feel okay (Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba) Whose heart could I break today? Two time! (Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba) Stay friends Problem that you can't defend [Interlude] (Oh...) (I think tha-a-) [Verse 2] Slip me in your pocket Chicka-chew the way out Oh man, was that your last piece of gum? (Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba) (Come on!) But we both wanted some! I know, and you can get in the hole too E-R, what can you say? I never read the package anyway (Haha, oh) [Chorus] I'm out on the block again (Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba) So hopped up that I can't pretend (Ooh) Two time! (Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba) Stay friends Problem that you can't defend (Oh) Hands up, feel okay (Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba) Whose heart could I break today? Two time! (Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba) Stay friends Problem that you can't defend [Chorus] I'm out on the block again (Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba) So hopped up that I can't pretend (Ooh) Two time! (Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba) Stay friends Problem that you can't defend (Oh) Hands up, feel okay (Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba) Whose heart could I break today? Two time! (Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba) Stay friends Problem that you can't defend

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*CHEESEBURGER FAMILY* [Intro] (What?) [Verse 1] On the side, or below it No use countin', but it There it was, below it Only farther right Say grace and move on And the kids are havin' children of their own So you know (Know-know) (What?) You know the recipe stays alive (Like a butterfly!) [Chorus] Oh, the Cheeseburger Family! Hand me down my suit and tie Arigato family! I'll be dancin' 'til dinner time Oh, the Cheeseburger Family! Hand me down my suit and tie Arigato family! I'll be dancin' 'til dinner time [Refrain] (Hey, what do ya know, tomato, tomato!) (What's the difference?) Oh, the Cheeseburger Family! (Then why would you say so?) I don't know! Oh, the Cheeseburger Family! [Verse 2] From the time you were born Flowers have blossomed, trees have grown You, oh and I Different in my sight As with mine, and the lord It's kinda something special To close the fight (What?) Nothin' more divine (Oh, what'cha doin-doin?) (Dinnertime!) [Chorus] Oh, the Cheeseburger Family! Hand me down my suit and tie Arigato family! I'll be dancin' 'til dinner time Oh, the Cheeseburger Family! Hand me down my suit and tie Arigato family! I'll be dancin' [Verse 3] Five in the morning, kids are still snoring Dad's in the kitchen, have you ever seen such a meal? Black coffee baby, beef can bring gravy Moment to be lazy, have you ever seen such a meal? Backyard daisies, sleepy healthy baby Lettuce and tomato, have you ever seen such a meal? Dad sees the babies growing up slowly Holds on softly, have you ever seen such- [Bridge] It's a combo sized meal (It's a combo meal) It's a family deal (It's a family deal) It's a combo sized meal (It's a combo meal) It's a family deal (It's a family deal) It's a combo sized meal, it's a family deal It's a combo sized meal, it's a family deal It's a combo sized meal, it's a family deal It's a combo sized meal, it's a family deal [Outro] (Oh, Cheeseburger Family!) Hand me down my suit and tie (Arigato family!) (Dancin' dinnertime)

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*FIGHTER* [Intro] (Fight with your heart) (Play for keep) (I've gotta keep, keep) (Dirty play) [Verse 1] When I try-y-y (Oh, there you are) To look sly-y Then you push all my curtains to the side To the side [Chorus] Call me fighter I'll mop the floor with you Call me lover I'll take you for a drink or two You'll get older And maybe then you'll feel some control [Break] Ah-ah, a-a-a-a-a-ah A-a-a-a-oy A-a-a-oy [Verse 2] When I learn-earn-earn (Like that, like that) To look stern You broke my heart and now it's your turn It's your turn [Chorus] Call me fighter I'll mop the floor with you Call me lover I'll take you for a drink or two You'll get older And maybe then you'll feel some control [Interlude] (If I don't fight so brutally) (The bigger strikes hit me harder back) (Until we quit loving you and I) (The pleasure slipping, oy) [Spoken] Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen! Yes, yes, thank you all for coming out. Tonight, we've got a wild, wild show for you all, so let's give it over to Jack Stauber! [Bridge] Roller skate into my view Hold my gaze tonight Hold my baby, I love you See you smile so bright If you truly love me Why'd you train me to fight? If it wasn't in my blood What do you see right? [Break 2] (Why did you? What do you?) (Why did you? What do you?) (Why did you? What do you?) (Why did you? What do you?) (Why did you? What do you?) (Why did you? What do you?) (Why did you? What do you?) [Verse 3] When I try To look sly Then you push all my curtains to the side To the side When I try To look sly Then you push all my curtains to the side To the side [Outro] Call me fighter Call me lover You'll get older

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*THE BALLAD OF HAMANTHA* [Intro] (Go away) [Verse 1] Life's extension lottery Kind to some, but not duly Born with a rare and sad disease She grew- a ham- where her head should be [Pre-Chorus] Flowing hair, she was a cutie pie Meaty face and a lovely eye Her dream was to be a famous star But at the rate she was goin’, she wasn't going fa-a-ar [Chorus] Hamantha, Hamantha You were impossible to ignore Hamantha, Hamantha So greedy we wanted more [Break] (Oh no!) [Verse 2] Her father was a simple man (Duh!) He wanted to help, "in any way that I can!" Home from school, he watched his daughter cry In the yard, he cursed God and fired at the sky [Pre-Chorus 2] Flowing hair, she was a cutie pie Meaty face and a lovely eye Her dreams in the sky, her father felt her pain And as he shot at the clouds, it began to rain [Chorus] Hamantha, Hamantha You were impossible to ignore Hamantha, Hamantha So greedy we wanted more [Bridge] Got a call from the doctor He had some amazing news for her He just developed a cure If she hurried over now, he'd try it out on her Burst out the door, she was beaming Among the raindrops her happy tears were streaming Finally freed from her pain But something else fell with the rain A stray bullet shot by her father Aimlessly nested inside her She fell to the the sidewalk, now empty Of the life which once christened her body [Interlude] "Nurse, s-she’s... she's gone." "O-oh... oh dear." "I left a lunch on the table in the operating room for the bereaved, a cooked ham, as is customary for these... dark situations." "U-uh, Doctor, what... which one is the... which... which one is the ham that-?" "I-I must... I must go... I must... I must go, I'm on break." "Oh dear." [Pre-Chorus 3] Flowing hair, she was a cutie pie Meaty face and a lovely eye At her time of death, the doc said "time to eat!" So we took a bite out of her face meat [Chorus] Hamantha, Hamantha You were impossible to ignore (La-la-la...) Hamantha, Hamantha So greedy we wanted more [Outro] Soaring infinitely through space Hamantha's soul was graced With a glance of our humble planet At which she was amazed The news of her untimely death Had spread out near and far And through her soul, the truth was whole Her dream had crossed the bar Hamantha had become a star Hamantha was finally a star Hamantha had become a star Hamantha was finally a star

[@dogray787]

*me thinkinng jack stauber looks like the fun uncle that brings presents everytime he visits*

[@azarberries3991]

I feel like he wants cheese for his birthday I dont blame him

[@aparanoidpersonnothingelse6210]

Yep!

[@EEEEEEE36364]

He looks like that. You got me-

[@PumpkinCat-wl3dq]

I'd love having this dude or someone similar to that in my family.

[@dogray787]

@@deadbeyondbridges i know but i put my spin on it D: sorry. should have put "inspired"

[@soapyyuh]

"wrote you a song and now you're singing it wrong" lmao so true

[@honeylemon4875]

😂

[@MrHank-wf1rr]

In wich one it says that? Lmao

[@soapyyuh]

@@MrHank-wf1rr at 53:27

[@ericellison5241]

@@MrHank-wf1rr Keyman I think

[@NewName007-n3u]

*roaches song and knife singing wrong

[@jesusbaby9873]

Jack Stauber when he sees an inanimate object: slap some eyes on that bad boy and call it a song

[@kopicat9656]

I mean, _you're not wrong-_

[@cupee4234]

Food

[@jesusbaby9873]

@@cupee4234 ?

[@nouveau_nouveau]

@@jesusbaby9873 food

[@jespinwastaken]

imagine putting eyes on a shoe and him making a skit called “walk”

[@GREEN-is8tv]

jack: - makes a song - meme animators: G O L D

[@niponugga]

Its not even a meme just a 3 frame animations of furries turning into sans lmao

[@jespinwastaken]

no it’s furries turning into magical beings that we can’t comprehend and kills the entire world and they go Alex/demon/cute/mean/demon/cute/love

[@puptaort]

cringe culture is dead 💕💕

[@vanroyal244]

@@jespinwastaken That's Roblox, and I don't understand the appeal of "Alex" other than it's a name of a popular Roblox KZbinr.

[@equisde5437]

two time moment

[@desolation_81]

Everyone joking about him looking like fun uncle, and i'm here with my uncle who looks exactly like Jack Stauber. P.s- yes my uncle is fun

[@kopicat9656]

I'm now leaving my home, tell me where you live XD

[@feralb0i305]

That is not your uncle that is now OUR uncle *Russian anthem starts playing*

[@binglese]

lmao I know someone who looks literally exactly like him too.

[@eenisoo]

WHY DO I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE

[@eufraciodango7923]

no one knows

[@Fernisawake]

Jack stauber the movie

[@mcdoughboi1859]

Mr globbypants what’s the plot

[@Fernisawake]

@@mcdoughboi1859 jack stauber sings in cursive and uses the power of teeth to kill leakers for leaking his music

[@mcdoughboi1859]

Hamantha father shoots Cupid

[@mcdoughboi1859]

Mr globbypants what I said should be canon

[@deletespirit927]

MC DOUGH BOI jack kills people that lick envelopes weirdly

[@samara.bouyer]

How to Jack Stauber: 1. Sing in cursive 2. Write songs bout random objects 3. Have amazing yet terrifying claymation in your videos

[@nipenojhd3560]

I like how youre one of the rarest comments he hasn't liked

[@samara.bouyer]

@@nipenojhd3560 LOL

[@ancioquellovero]

And 4: USE TEETH

[@inluetts]

Well that's not really how to Jack Stauber

[@kairi3351]

4. Put deep meanings in it that makes everyone cry

[@splendidpheasant9192]

Jack Stauber is the only person who could ever make me cry over a girl with a ham for a head

[@thecjweej2761]

I think Neil Cicierega could probably pull that number off

[@kitzia13]

@@thecjweej2761 if they did a collab all gays and weird kids would be sweating intensely

[@difeth_]

@@kitzia13 get will wood in there and it'll be perfect

[@bees4106]

Has anyone else tried?

[@hannahisadisaster337]

@@thecjweej2761 haha true

[@curlyhaircupid]

I don’t trust *ANYONE* who doesn’t clap to two time

[@insertusernamehere3173]

I snap sometimes because it's 2am in the morning.

[@curlyhaircupid]

Sunflower Luna fun fact: I can’t snap XD

[@insertusernamehere3173]

@@curlyhaircupid aw. That's ok

[@PenguinManOfBird]

I don't trust the way you lick your envelopes

[@thatguy6577]

Ink Bendy I can only snap with my left hand and I’m right handed

[@toe9620]

everyone gangster until the eggs aren’t dippy

[@yeahboi1.041]

toe = theory of everyting

[@cr4b4ppl]

I dunno why, but for some reason that song sounds like a really bad meltdown to me

[@yoylejuice]

YOOOOO YOUR PFP IS DIGITAL GIRL BY KIRA THATS SWAG

[@greendayenjoyer]

IM CRYING AAA

[@mwh616]

@@cr4b4ppl Well, i'm pretty sure the song is about his near death experience he had recently at the time, so that's probably why

[@coopermadison6297]

Has anyone noticed that his micropops sound like different decades of music over time? The ones at the beginning have references to the 50s (especially Inchman and Fighter) but closer to the end they sound more and more like the 80s (Deploy, for example)

[@finjaquetemumnomeaqui4838]

Can't wait for Jack to put dubstep in his next EP

[@Mat0272]

@@finjaquetemumnomeaqui4838 wut

[@slowkape]

@@finjaquetemumnomeaqui4838 LMFAO

[@IllaDillaJ]

@@finjaquetemumnomeaqui4838 it doesn’t really seem right Jack doing that how about he sticks to indie and indie pop

[@rlnarayanan72]

@@finjaquetemumnomeaqui4838 ay. im waitin for that. inchman in the video looks so distorted that i like it

[@ALIEN-DUDE]

When you listen to Jack stauber in December, it makes Christmas 1000% times better.

[@area51studio93]

Especially dinner is not over

[@mansad5473]

Area 51 Studio and cupid

[@area51studio93]

Man Sad OH MY GOD I COULD JUST IMAGINE THAT ACTUALLY for thanksgiving tho dinner is not over would be great

[@mansad5473]

Area 51 Studio yes

[@Snake.b1te]

I'm doing that in 2020 and its making my life ☻✨🔪better ✨☻🔪

[@ramennerd197]

i like how he just has a tv in the garage

[@falcon5178]

how is that weird

[@him1517]

EnterFalcon wdym who has a tv in their garage

[@falcon5178]

everyone, even I have a tv in my garage

[@squeakyfingerz4061]

Iv'e kept TV's in my garage before, not plugged in but if they are to be sold or something

[@nutmakesstuff3928]

I would go watch tv in that garage tho ngl, the floor seems like its nice and cold

[@saksvgm7919]

Every night I go to sleep wondering why jack hasn't made extended versions of doctor and peppermint. One day, maybe, one day :'(

[@jimmybob7113]

Most likely he won’t cuz they were posted over 1 yr ago

[@project_letters]

I'll extend it: Can I have a peppermint You can have a peppermint That's too hot for me Bleh Hey Ahhhhhhh I don't like the peppermint You don't like the peppermint No it's too spicy Well Why's you ask me for a mint I don't know When did this spiciness begin I don't know Is it all because of me I don't know Am I sleeping on the couch Yeah [interlude] Can I have a peppermint No Why not You only spit it out Oh...

[@koiboi3161]

Those are stinky songs, stinky.

[@curlyhaircupid]

Nah you forgot the fucking classic ass nurpo

[@sleepdeprived4891]

The real answer to why those 2 probably won’t be extended is because he would have to get the singers back to sing more lines.

[@notben8592]

I feel like “Today Today” was more of a personal pick from Jack than one that was recommended by everyone

[@Ifgodscouldbleed70times]

A couple of them are, I mean, I think by the time eggs aren't dippy extended came out nobody was exactly asking for it. Also if he's going by popularity he has GOT to make a 4.99 extension

[@reverendneko8512]

@@Ifgodscouldbleed70times "4.99/Able/Mirror Mirror" WHEN?

[@artthenecromancer404]

@@reverendneko8512 can’t forget “ /love will”

[@reverendneko8512]

@@artthenecromancer404 "4.99/Able/Love Will/Mirro Mirror " would be enough music for me to listen to for the next year honestly lmao

[@artthenecromancer404]

@@reverendneko8512 same, adding a /penny would probably be enough to keep me satisfied for a decade

[@ivyklobs2662]

Got in a car crash today. This really helped me calm down though. You have no idea how much this helped me. Thank you so much.

[@ivyklobs2662]

NoodleBubble thanks

[@seacow4705]

Hey it's been 2 weeks. You better now? X

[@ivyklobs2662]

@@seacow4705 I'm doing a lot better :) thanks!

[@Chluffles]

God bless you, especially during these difficult times. I hope for a safe recovery and good friends to support you along the way 💖🌈✨ if you need calming aesthetic music, I can certainly recommend some as well!

[@ethanhopkins6156]

awwh no! feeling better?

[@evilspaghettimonster5462]

im trying so hard to get my friends into jack stauber, they think im a weirdo but he's seriously amazing

[@shoelace403]

Same

[@maximep1874]

my bro got me into jack stauber, props to him

[@jordangelanie6610]

Your friends need mental help

[@HeliosTheDraco]

Exact same thing happened to me

[@Dwayne_from_the_dead]

Im getting my dad into it

[@Bossay6]

44:15 i like how the video synced with the yelling backing vocals

[@Noname-nv2st]

That's beautiful

[@EEEEEEE36364]

Yeah that is so smooth and relaxing

[@pierocelle4343]

26:18 too

[@softsoap.3152]

H E ‘ S D E A D A G A I N

[@CometMothman]

*sATISFYINGGGG*

[@Jellylamps]

Almost half of these are about food and they’re all 2 spots apart

[@meat_doughnuts3457]

Well, who doesn't like food?

[@tzimtzu]

Right you are

[@insertusernamehere3173]

Omg you're right... I think he likes food. A LOT.

[@curlyhaircupid]

Lmfao true

[@sevencakes7125]

Is a dude climbing in your ear classified as food?

[@youarenowawarepodcast8896]

Tea Errors will never not bop to me. The vocals at the end just give me goosebumps. Those harmonies man!

[@microwavedsun7345]

Why hate one of his best songs when you can love it

[@labington6404]

i fap to tea error

[@P0Pdart]

you monster.

[@-turron-59yearsago23]

Tea Errors is one of the best

[@sevencakes7125]

@@labington6404 nice.......... ew........

[@asven.]

My favourite weird shit to listen to while working

[@snowy3219]

Relatable

[@khoi9554]

Lol, im doing a project for school while listening to this, so, yeah, this is very Relatable

[@cool-alien377]

Me tooo 😂

[@Cloverisalittleslilly8264]

Same lol

[@sirpeetthelittle]

probably the closest to a new Jack Stauber album we’re gonna get for awhile

[@0urxladyx0fxgh0stz8]

Sadly

[@SKELETON_FARM]

:,)

[@peachy-wd6ci]

When will he release a new album

[@kawaiisauce]

@@peachy-wd6ci maybe april

[@kawaiisauce]

its kind of an album, considering it has 16 songs on it and its all from the same mega album thing

[@Poisontoon]

So what music do you listen to? Me: It’s complicated...

[@P0Pdart]

how is it complicated? It's not hard to say "Jack Stauber" or "Pop"

[@simaeyy]

y e s

[@markfungus]

Whatchu mean bruv its perfectly fine

[@SpringLockKitty]

@@simaeyy Yikes.

[@THELIVINGSEB]

Umm, Alternative Synth Pop?

[@NervousYoungInhuman]

My Fav songs out of this video. Dinner is not over Cupid Inchman Baby hotline Keyman Two time Tea Errors Those Eggs arnt Dippy Deploy Fighter Theres something happening

[@aerithsgf1575]

Heavy Says Join RED Team do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, two time?

[@NervousYoungInhuman]

@@aerithsgf1575 I'll check it out

[@jimmybob7113]

Dinner is Not Over is freking epic

[@microwavedsun7345]

What about out of the ox?

[@avocado5554]

@@NervousYoungInhuman why isn't out of the is on here

[@lawlling]

Cupid sounds like one of those depressing 80's songs that 14 year old girls would listen to no hate on cupid, just pointing out my opinion

[@kopicat9656]

80's Billie Eilish-

[@area51studio93]

Deploy sounds like a summer song to me or a song when you go out with friends on a beach in my opinion

[@maximep1874]

@@area51studio93 y e s

[@angelreyes4337]

more like 60´s

[@thehexedcoin1517]

it fells like the song you'd hear after an scp movie where the protagonist is a guard with a wife but there was a breach and it led to his wife's death/not being able to see them anymore and is now blaming a cupid like scp as well as the foundation, just my opinion. my brain is erratic

[@angryman...]

Thank you for doing this, it really reminds me how sad the Hamantha Trilogy is

[@lemnlyme]

sometimes i can’t listen to it, it upsets me so bad 😣

[@Opossum.mommie]

Wait there’s a hamantha TRILOGY??

[@MutatedIce1]

Kirbo The Wirbo wait so there’s a 3RD ONE

[@kexthekool2682]

@@Opossum.mommie yes, all the songs in the ballad of hamantha single are connected

[@crow3467]

@@kexthekool2682 how?

[@pipergubby]

my mom came in and she looked at the computer and asked what the hell are you listening to lol

[@P0Pdart]

which song

[@pipergubby]

P0Pdart the ballad of Hamantha

[@SKELETON_FARM]

@@pipergubby uh oh

[@rawzombiez5709]

damn hiyoko didnt expect u here😳

[@komarunaegi2195]

HIYOKO YASSSSSS FINALLY I HAVE FOUND SOMEONE NAMED HIYOKO ALSO I LIKE DA COMMENT

[@llawliet7369]

It would’ve been cool if he added a blood splatter on the floor right at the end when the gunshot happens in Cupid

[@ssshinomiya5125]

The chorus after the doctor announces Hamantha's death hit differently than the other ones which just sends chills down my spine

[@demitriborrero7820]

I'm waiting for that one God of a human to come by and post the lyrics for all the songs. I'm waiting because I know he's out there and he's gonna PROVIDE for us

[@sonianvideo]

Check the new pinned comment, thanks for suggesting!

[@moved8575]

Jack told someone the lyrics to TEAD after they asked him on patreon

[@P0Pdart]

Genius exists you know.

[@rizkyagung9809]

HE IS THE MESSIAH

[@coffeeaddict4451]

the god himself is Jack... cause you know he came up with the lyrics lol

[@tnaoro]

56:29 oh,circumcise my love for you

[@chewbubs3533]

It's far too vapid and aimless

[@wlsdndqkr5399]

Love solder

[@ackount2384]

I want a closer

[@tnaoro]

@@Naomi1220 as I said, careless & calm-free

[@castlebelikeofficial]

@@wlsdndqkr5399 boom

[@farminaantofagasta3013]

Theory: When Hamantha died, the song "today today" is her father singing and crying because he killed her daugher and thats why he says "count your teardrops all "114" of them and sing"

[@joblesss209]

al dente is the father trying drugs after he's done crying

[@futuretells8760]

Actually in “today today” he said “count your teardrops, all 114” 144 meaning that the song “today today” is his 114th video.

[@aresknight12]

@@joblesss209 Hamantha bad ending In the good ending she uses her brain and waits till it's done raining to exit

[@threefoursevenhundred2405]

No lmao

[@n3ther1te]

@@aresknight12 or she just uses an umbrella to deflect the bullet or somethin

[@yaboykeiran2874]

The extended we really need | \/ *Benny worm* Edit: ok all the songs in the replies are valid as well

[@neroward767]

wat about cooking with abigail

[@singerz56]

Love Bug, Aleph, Peppermint. Cooking With Abigail > Benny Worm

[@kopicat9656]

They're all equally good imo-

[@bcsilikejanmayen5716]

He extended it in one of his gigs

[@naaso1132]

bcsilikejanmayen LINK

[@bulletsponge6920]

Anyone else can't help it but sing "Cheeseburger Family", whilst munchin on a nice and juicy BoIGoR?

[@insertusernamehere3173]

*Chesmbuger femialy*

[@moog3438]

ham burr gur

[@kopicat9656]

Cheems approves this message

[@darkannihilator9675]

CHEEMSBURGER FAMILE

[@robynnhoud]

**sweats in vegetarian**

[@Andrew-of4fc]

Jack looks like the really cool uncle who encourages you to be yourself and let's you do fun things. He has the coolest stuff but your parents hate him cus he "*isnt a good role model*"

[@krimzonnebula9341]

Hank braaking bad😲😲!!!(real)

[@drawgirl4565]

I swear this man can choose any object around him, put eyes on it, and it's a masterpiece HOW?!

[@bryce4650]

Just me or Jack Stauber is the kind of guy who invites his relatives into abstract art cafes to feast in his birthday?

[@golden_cube]

No, you're not alone

[@Sandwich_People]

That is incredibly specific but I completely agree

[@bryce4650]

Omg it's going to be 4 years since this was posted, crazy that this used to be my go to study playlist

[@contentbot2.9]

I remember listening to Inchman and Two Time when my family went to Florida last summer, making them really nostalgic to me, even though I’ve only heard of them for less than a year now

[@currymouse]

Jack : wrote you a song and now you’re singing it wrong Also jack : *sings in every single language on earth at once*

[@R0TT1NGC0RP23]

Literally

[@gronkee540]

I appreciate the added gunshot on cupid!

[@digi2542]

That must've taken hours to export and upload. Aplauds*

[@mrspaghetti8147]

This should be the actual album. Not 100 songs.

[@sirpeetthelittle]

actual facts

[@mrspaghetti8147]

xultsu yay! I’m right!

[@callowrat]

Yesss

[@mrspaghetti8147]

I’m glad to see that so many people agree

[@dougyuck]

micropop the album has good songs though

[@lithiumchloride9828]

My favorite of his micropop songs were probably Two Time, Cheeseburger Family, The Ballad of Hamantha, Baby Hotline, Tea Errors, and Cupid. Of course, those were some of the first ones I knew about. I usually stick to a number of songs I love instead of all of the micropop ones. Some of these I haven't even heard of before.

[@titoticodorian]

I personally like Inchman, Today Today and Deploy, but all of those I love as well!

[@kairi3351]

he knows how to say deep things without making it sound cringey.

[@SmolBug]

I’d definitely like to see an extended version for New Normal, Goldie (Underrated), $4.99, and Sine.

[@stinkabutt21]

"dinner's almost ready" "oh, dope"

[@coffeeaddict4451]

new normal is pretty dang good

[@lucyadams531]

an extended new normal would give me nightmares. I need it.

[@noice5239]

Choice?

[@AlecNormal]

44:57 that was synced perfectly

[@pierocelle4343]

26:18 too

[@moved8575]

@@pierocelle4343 that was the beginning

[@squeakyfingerz4061]

I feel like Jack had to much fun with inchman Edit- this is all of his music.

[@samiam2003]

right.

[@R0TT1NGC0RP23]

Literally

[@heidiluvssu]

I had to fall asleep with this on because Jack stauber is like a lullaby-

[@heidiluvssu]

@Benjamin Gibson True lol

[@benfuertes6585]

two time was the first song i have ever heard from jack, my friend introduced him to me when i used to play roblox, its been 2 years since i discovered jack but its been 2 years since i saw her go online

[@susiepilled]

turns out she was jack stauber the whole time & wanted you to listen to his music, then left when the deed was done if that last part is true though, i hope she comes on soon wjks

[@benfuertes6585]

@@susiepilled b r o i went back to play roblox again 2 weeks ago and I SAW HER ONLINE so we got our steam accs and we just played and chatted

[@susiepilled]

@@benfuertes6585 woa im glad she came back!

[@benfuertes6585]

@@susiepilled yea we just caught up like how i moved, a girl said i was too short, introduced her into some real good channels and music, but she had barely changed but her artwork has gotten into some really weird shit

[@benfuertes6585]

@@susiepilled heres an example of her “artwork” kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5zWZpKYo7mWnLM

[@mialopez5133]

my theory :)) what if hamantha is a song abt a man who's daughter tragically died, then Today Today, is the aftermath, when the dad goes into depression, and al dente is the dad starting a drug addiction over the death of Samantha

[@alfivan]

I mean it makes sense

[@cuartetera_promedio]

Nice plan for a series

[@sadlilbrat1336]

he made 2 albums that have 2 songs he made 3 albums that have 3 songs will he make 4 albums that have 4 songs, and 5 albumbs that ahev 5 songs? and so on? edit: just realized baby hotline ruined everything bc it just has 2 im crying

[@P0Pdart]

ya know he's made 3 albums with 2 songs?

[@Keedisgay]

Ah wait wait, I think I saw you on a different comment before!

[@nalancito]

please hold me close to youuuu~

[@oscarp6257]

every Jack Staurber song is a bop, no matter what the context is, sad or not its a jam to listen to any Jack Stauber song.

[@skrybspryt]

I dont like the ballad of hamantha bc i saw a mv on it (prolly not his) and it has scared me ever since

[@himate1666]

Shes a Hoarder of quarters Favorite line

[@insertusernamehere3173]

*I WaNt mY QuaRtErs!*

[@curlyhaircupid]

I mean- same tho.

[@moog3438]

*proceeds to go limp during every other verse*

[@cantthinkofanything165]

All of the replies above have danganronpa profile pics🤔

[@golden_cube]

I'm a hoarder of quarters but the quarters is replaced with "unnecessary screenshots"

[@ElliottSargent]

After the Micropop channel was hacked, I can't be more grateful for this video. If I want to listen to these songs on KZbin, I'll do it here instead of the topic channel, which of course would not give the revenue to jack. Thanks so much for this!

[@WOODENCHAIR64]

Wait it was hacked?

[@sandygraves2046]

Thanks for putting this together!

[@recxrds2287]

does anyone get "dont hug me im scared" vibes?

[@jpegdemon6014]

yeah

[@ombrophobia6234]

Pesky bee...

[@queenlaura69]

Nahh

[@EEEEEEE36364]

yep

[@bruhh7226]

a lil bit yeaa

[@JINXXOPI]

this might be a hot take but it shouldnt be: theres not a single bad jack stauber song. im frfr even like,, on from viator. where the man just. laughs. an absolute anthem.

[@P0Pdart]

I like all of his songs, except every single song from viator. It just sounds like a train wreck. It just sounds horrible in my opinion. Makes me want to blow my ears out. Anyways, have a good day. Edit: Man I regret this comment, I love Viator now lol

[@Opossum.mommie]

P0Pdart Viator is one of my favourite albums, I just find so much emotion and energy in it. Like Pressed Flowers and Soda Pop Heart,

[@zuri8098]

i can kinda agree with P0Pdart here, it sounds like nerfed everywhere at the end of time

[@P0Pdart]

I think there are some bad Jack Stauber songs. Like Kissin' On Me. That song has a horrible beat, instrumental is bad, and lyrics are just lazy. Think of the most generic rap. That's that song. But it was made back in 2012, so he's changed. I don't think there is a bad "modern" jack stauber song though.

[@P0Pdart]

@Jack Drill Who are you?

[@MAR_abisal]

One thing I love about Jack songs is that if you have listened to one you haven't heard to anything, that are all so different it's exiting to think about how it's going to be, they can even change to something completely unexpected and I love it, the music is so good, especially dinner is not over, al dente, cheese burger family etched

[@MAR_abisal]

Etc*

[@Fluffydeer21]

I agree

[@AlecNormal]

Dude I love Jack Stauber's music so much. He's the person who got me into making music in the first place, and I feel really lucky to have found him

[@mothwithcrayonz]

I'm new to his music and all I can say almost every one of these songs are awesome so thx for putting all these together!

[@SeesawChaos]

I like that I don't even know some of Jack's lyrics in his songs, and it's what makes me love his songs XD it's just so mysterious.

[@pretty_boy1311]

God I had a teacher who looks like the Walmart version of Jack then another that looks like he hunts and fish

[@thegooobley1993]

My old science teacher looked like Jack

[@mae-nlycreative260]

Any song that has a good beat and nice music: *exists* 10 years old gacha editors: oh here i go coming in with a gacha edit about my oc having an evil side

[@rawzombiez5709]

frr

[@IndigoEthee]

Either that or some sad depressing stuff when there not really depressed

[@yoylejuice]

saiouma pfp 😳😳

[@mae-nlycreative260]

@@yoylejuice Saiouma gives me hope 😳😳

[@laylathelpsqueen65]

Why is this accurate tho-

[@meat_doughnuts3457]

I absolutely love how you like a majority of the comments

[@sonianvideo]

then how about you join them

[@kopicat9656]

Oop-

[@artthenecromancer404]

Listening to all of these on Christmas Eve is unironically making Christmas a lot better.

[@artthenecromancer404]

I’m back this year.

[@GreenSonic4975]

listening to his songs in the last 4 months of a year makes life better, i was 12 when the pandemic started, i swear i felt like in a whole new alternate reality, i was considering being something close beetwen kid and teen, but not pre-teen at all, but it was just my mind which was changing, and i was just in my home, my life.

[@owenmcbride1]

Jack Stauber is the Bohemian Rhapsody of Weirdcore. I also love the 80s VHS feel. Thank you, Jack Stauber.

[@P0Pdart]

I saw someone else make a list on what songs they think Jack Stauber will extend next so I decided to make my own, from the ones he is most likely to extend to least likely: Mirror Mirror 6B Baby Oh Mona Lisa New Normal Good Luck Chasing Your Mind Love Will Love Bug Banter Dirty Harry Bug Bite Able Is Anyone There? 4.99 Echo co co Boo! Eating on the Go Elder

[@check3255]

dude an extended eating on the go has to win a grammy

[@willoverdoseonmusic]

Jack Stauber is a G O D.

[@correromane9271]

Nobody sings like him, nobody creates like him. He's a wonderful alien

[@RobloxGaming_1000]

He's from a different world

[@Toddo_5]

Everybody finding out about jack stauber from tiktok while I'm here learning about him by a fucking worm

[@tompritchard4588]

Could you elaborate. Pls. I found the album via a "two time" animation on KZbin.

[@Toddo_5]

@Tom Pritchard I was referencing a video he made called "Benny worm". also sheesh, this comment is old lol

[@tompritchard4588]

@@Toddo_5 Thx

[@provsnoob6420]

Love how *Fighter,* *Baby Hotline,* *Out the Ox,* and *Keyman* kinda matches to the video in the tv

[@jotaro5165]

Maybe because at the beginning there is no new lyric

[@DJFrimFram]

Today today, too, kinda, at 21:34

[@Bremmybrem6002]

I want an extended version of 4.99 it makes me feel so 𝓛𝓾𝔁𝓾𝓻𝔂

[@ameliawillars]

It’s literally just Spamton and I love it

[@RobloxGaming_1000]

I had an dream that he made 4.99$ an extended song

[@jotaro5165]

​@@RobloxGaming_1000 I wish I had that dream 😔

[@chrisbranch288]

The single most hilarious thing I've ever read in my life is "Those Eggs Aren't Dippy" and I can't explain why.

[@golden_cube]

Istg the part where he sang faster than eminem 😩😩gold

[@draggDumps]

Jack Stauber's songs bring so much joy to my life. Never have I seen someone so unashamed of being "weird", confidentially post it on the internet, and gain so much respect for it. I strive to be just as proud of my own bizarre works as he is with his.

[@mksterfire7396]

Out of all the artists I listen to for like 6 months non-stop until I get tired and find another artist, Jack Stauber is definitely my favorite. Edit: 7 months later, Still listen to his music so much. Even if he is not my favorite artist forever, I will never forget this music.

[@mortalia.]

these songs feel like a weird video game theme that you always sing along to but dont understand the lyrics. *And i'm okay with that.*

[@rivera.m4a]

if he sold cds, i would buy the entire stock.

[@golden_cube]

He used to sell cds :(

[@tompritchard4588]

But where would we buy them then.

[@ThatOneIrishFurry]

Honestly we all love jack Stauber thats why we are here but tbh SONIAN did a great job on this video The thumbnail fits with jack's aesthetic and is eye catching The video of the micro version plays on a VCR in the background All the songs are categorised by album and clearly labeled with both on screen indication and KZbin chapters So thank you for this video is a great showcase of jacks work! 💙

[@djsjsjsojcsjsjxj9738]

This is my comfort music when I'm feeling down it gives me nostalgia of when I was little watching charlie brown, Cantinflas (the cartoons but his movies were a big part of my childhood), Popeyes(the old cartoon) and just old cartoons.

[@-.-9021]

To the person who made this, this is absolutely amazing, the effort to make this and everything too, its awesome, thank you so much!!

[@lovefragment4163]

I feel like he's a bit underrated...His music is epic but it's looked at as weird or odd. I love his music though, and I won't stop!

[@randidesu]

Dinner Is Not Over sounds like a thanksgiving/christmas song

[@puff7306]

perfect timing now even if it is apparently is something about suicide prevention

[@bryce4650]

This was my go to playlist while doing assignments since December 2020 during my 10th Grade, and it's August of 2021 now and I'm still here for 11th Grade crazy how time flies

[@isabella7131]

two time is actually amazing i’ve listened to it 135 times LMAOOO

[@sadlilbrat1336]

if cupid was shot and died, that means jack suicided, lets remember cupid is inside jack's head

[@TheONLYFeli0]

this comment and the reply have a chaotic energy

[@finjaquetemumnomeaqui4838]

@@TheONLYFeli0 *clockwork energy

[@TheONLYFeli0]

Finja que tem um nome aqui no

[@jimbo0386]

He also said he tasted death and it tasted good in dinner is not over.

[@sadlilbrat1336]

@Jamie Johnson WHAT

[@phobia_kamado3859]

jack stauber songs are super random yet have a very weird and creepy claymation theres a reason why i love him so much

[@garbageannelida1702]

The tv in the background reminds me of the tv in Animal Crossing

[@alanalittlevlogs]

11:11 can we just talk about this part like those notes were * chefs kiss~* perfect

[@slab092]

50s part in fighter might be the best part in ANY extended

[@jellyfishyy]

5 in the morning?

[@o_artye]

@@jellyfishyy 1950 vibes...

[@lawrencelozoya]

This is a perfect 8 in my eyes. He's got a couples 9s in there, but this thing is PACKED with very weird but very impressive work. Totally worth looking into.

[@NewhomeStudios]

i love the aesthetic, very respectful to the source material. good work. even song compilations can benefit from thoughtfulness.

[@heatherstrange4363]

Honestly even if it's in minecraft enchanting table,tea errors is my favourite jack stauber song with nurpo as a close second. Nurpo gets second because its now the theme song of our cult chat called glove world.

[@torna2508]

Im not a person who can taste music but for some reason in two time I feel like I can taste expired peppermint candies.

[@mariadazapkkj2223]

cool

[@frid7434]

for me it'd be those gummy bananass

[@goincoconuts1978]

This feels like an album.

[@goincoconuts1978]

RoachMahhn Art, And more. I mean each Micropop is sorta listed on KZbin as it’s own album but this video is just a compilation. I could be wrong though.

[@Mrkrabsbiggestfan]

@@goincoconuts1978 yeah i think its just a comp, but idk

[@Июль-р8и]

I want to see him collab with bill wurtz

[@project_letters]

The weird thing is I feel guilty watching Bill wurtz because I feel like I'm leaving jack behind, plus I believe there can be only 1

[@ferweenie]

@kas3ui Jack and Neil would make a fuckin perfect song i stg

[@kopicat9656]

That or Bo Burnham (if that's how you spell it-)

[@fatoshysi1014]

Yeah theyd be perfect

[@ohana8781]

АГА, РУССКИЙ! Не я одна Джека Страубера слушаю!!

[@doomderp]

Oh my god thank you so much, saved and subbed, this is a blessing

[@KB-fk3jj]

All of Micropop feels to me like living in an imperfect world, and by extension, most of Jack's music. It's happy a lot of the time, but betrays the frustration of daily living.

[@yeetmemes253]

My theory about The Ballad Of Hamantha : there was a girl who wanted to become a star but she thought she wasn't pretty enough she told her father about it and he felt her pain about not being pretty (I guess?) So she got plastic surgery after her father begged her not to do it and after she died he killed himself the mother didn't know about it so she was happy and the doctor informed the nurse about it but not the mother about it and rumors spread around about her death on plastic surgery and when she saw/heard about this she felt like a star

[@greysonduncan-filmguy]

Thank you so much it's so hard to find the new songs