Every Merch Reveal Video …. (Parody, im not making merch)

this is what every youtuber merchandise is like.
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[@Stoopidxoolin]

It is a good day when this man posts.

[@heidi5712]

i know, love how casual he is. jojas makes really good content as always

[@janadweny8890]

yes professor

[@saraelena3178]

I was just watching money heist and then i saw your pfp what

[@basicallyuseless587]

Is this also part of your plan?

[@bhgxlijah3845]

That’s actually so true

[@sofiadebeir4976]

I was trying really hard to appreciate the merch, but his butt was getting in the way.

[@Jojas]

please don't objectify me :(

[@cheesecar1732]

@@Jojas dummy thicc

[@obiarnold9498]

@@Jojas You were flexing it alright😂😂

[@Fgcbear15]

@@Jojas I do what I want.

[@Urmom-hh8qj]

Jojas Makes Videos for some reason in the middle of the night I just thought “what it Jojas but was on Thomas the tank engine?”

[@meirer5012]

DAMN JOJAS WHEN DID U GET THAT CAKE

[@anonymoussquid34]

Man got a whole bakery

[@indianathe3rd742]

@@anonymoussquid34 I am scared of you

[@anonymoussquid34]

@@indianathe3rd742 😁😈

[@fwjadeee]

IKR

[@cheerio4000]

Ikr I thought I was the only on that realized

[@smersmer1855]

Ok but like who wouldn’t unironically want to buy his merch?

[@evo683]

✋

[@emersonbrown3792]

🤚

[@レゴシ-r4f]

🖐

[@bananafriends1847]

🦶

[@demi172]

👌

[@leg5668]

The French jesus has returned

[@SirCartieer2900]

but he lives in USA? I dont understand because in his channel descripition it says United States

[@SpaceCobraBros]

@Renè he’s from France but he lives in the US.

[@xxxmelissatacionxxx]

i thought he was latino lol

[@ayl6463]

@@SirCartieer2900 no he do live in france (he's french-australian) he probably uses a vpn to be referanced in the US to build up a community in there bc obviously he's not making videos in french.

[@7yep4336dfgvvh]

@@xxxmelissatacionxxx I thought he was Jewish

[@scarydeath2480]

omg i thought i was the only that noticed this they are hella dramatic

[@alex-dy4lr]

Everyone noticed it...

[@dinnertonightdinner7923]

bUY mY mERcH!!!!!!!!!!!

[@scarydeath2480]

@@dinnertonightdinner7923 im broke

[@phookiephook1043]

I HAVE THE SOFTEST SHIRT EVER OMG ONLY THE BEST FOR YOU MORONS NOW GIVE ME MONEY

[@excusemethisisjinhitentert9053]

the only one i know whos not dramatic is dream he just be explaining the game and telling thanks for the subs he released a hoodie but real quick like- no music, no dramatic speech, just a quick intro

[@oohavoc6250]

"Proud member of the SS" Something's wrong, I can feel it

[@mehlessmidori602]

Yes there is. He doesn't have one in red with white and black lettering.

[@pigeonwithswageon4102]

Reasons why I have a huge crush on this Guy: 1. He makes me laugh 2. His Hair is on fleek. 3. He's just adorable, look at him. 4. He speeks french. (I can't speak this language, but it sounds romantic.) 5. He looks like a cool Jesus. 6 And he makes cool Videos! He's perfect. Okay Guys, this is just a Joke, and I'm Not thirsty, (even though his french is cool. Oui oui) and I don't want to ruin His realtionship, so please don't be so serious.

[@harsheh]

Same

[@Jojas]

thank you :)

[@itisitanvi6306]

7.And daat buuuuttt tho👀

[@dawidekczerwinski]

And also he is very natural and humour is not forced in his videos, this channel truly deserves better

[@laurenajaero346]

Tanvi B He got that 🎂

[@anonymoussquid34]

This merch is fire 🔥 Edit: Jojas kinda THICC 👀 1:09

[@sandconsumer4205]

I'm ur 69th like

[@demi172]

@@sandconsumer4205 i am his 77th like.

[@Rekter]

Yoo, my man’s do be thicc though-

[@mybutthasteeth1347]

Hey, my grandfather used to be a member of the swag squad! He even had a helmet with the logo and everything. Truly ahead of his time

[@rafaelrandom500]

FBI OPEN UP !

[@RCBurbank]

Why do I feel like if I google Jojas one of the most searched things would be "Jojas thicc" :(

[@b4e__982]

Bc its true my friend

[@chrysalis_temporal]

@@sectonia645 Natural my ass

[@smersmer1855]

The energy when Jojas flexes is utterly overpowering

[@penta_noir]

I love how ALWAYS the second after you say "bye" your face turns dead emotions lmaoo

[@diora266]

LOL

[@DetoNaGamerscom]

It proves he is a psychopath.

[@SlavboiiMusic]

“All the profits will be going to... ehm.. myself” 😂😂😂

[@my_man4929]

Omg dude when i saw this Merch i was overjoyed, it looks so good, high quality and it's going to a good cause. When I saw the first shirt I was wondering, how much will this cost? Must be hundreds of dollar for this right, some premium shit, but when I heard it was only 100$ i absolutely knew I was buying at least 12.5 of each shirt. Thanks for blessing us with this amazing merchandise and I hope to be the first to get some. #blessed 🙏

[@ana..a.]

LOL

[@hogkan]

i'd buy every single one ..... ironically, of course *shifts nervously*

[@elenagarxia]

:)

[@jellyAn6930]

the show I’LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!!!

[@GarbageEPYC]

I read *shits nervously*

[@holycrapitsjohnceena6007]

You got no business walking around here with all that CAKE

[@neonkkn3881]

I like em big I like em chunky

[@lips_honey]

@@neonkkn3881 🤮🤮

[@martaleja9279]

That background music is sooo on point

[@SpaceCobraBros]

Nobody: KZbinrs nowadays: HeY gUyS i’M dRoPpInG sOmE lImItEd MeRcH! gEt It BeFoRe It’S gOnE fOrEvEr!

[@thej6977]

Hey guys*

[@SpaceCobraBros]

@Despresso thanks. :3

[@11james.]

2 years later: *1 sold*

[@SpaceCobraBros]

@Jemzey lol.

[@bs-yn7su]

Where can i buy your merch??? Can i get one saying "" i identify as an idiot "" i am planning to give it to my son when he goes to school.

[@missclaw6598]

It's nice to know you're there for him 💜

[@jonathanjoestar2380]

Dad goals

[@theparalleluniversethatili9910]

That kid is soo lucky to have a father like you

[@user-xs2gf]

b s supportive parents check

[@sexyskye7759]

1:25 pls king, don't cry, we all make mistakes, you're only human

[@saladfingers.]

The 'hey guys' slogan T-shirt made me laugh so much. This guy is so talented and he probably doesn't even realise.

[@iamconfusion2486]

Jojas low-key needs to drop his workout routine cause he be getting thicccer than a bowl of oatmeal.

[@blairwu188]

jojas be looking like a snacc 0:34

[@carolyn7276]

bruh there’s a hurricane rn hopefully i go out while watching this✨🙈

[@savana7906]

F

[@beenv.]

F

[@monster8651]

F

[@makomarko4679]

F

[@Snp2024]

OoF

[@ginkowave5829]

I was hoping the irony was French boi had actual merch to sell... Big f

[@Baba_babaA]

Same I checked description hoping to find link.

[@artemtsarevskiy2785]

You forgot the obnoxious corporate bass boosted trap music and lens separation effects during the merch drop announcement.

[@catsharkss]

That cake tho 🎂✨

[@Annabellethedoll666]

1:11 Thicc

[@chrysalis_temporal]

1:09 the merch stuffed in his pants for thicc booty effect. im dead

[@florentinenice9146]

"Proud member of the SS"... That's a regrettable choice of words... however ngl i giggled a bit at the fact that a frech person would wear that...

[@iirealgaming2958]

Bro wdym!!!! Its swag squad can’t you see?!?!?!

[@maziyark.465]

If Jojas is not the most underrated youtuber, I don’t know who is..love all of his vids

[@idk-mi1kl]

0:46 thicc

[@purrgundy]

"Proud member of the S.S." hurts differently when you're French 😬👌

[@raininparadise_]

The music is just the cherry on top, it's so accurate lmao

[@animage6775]

I'd love to have a shirt with "died from swag overdose" tho 😆

[@marthas6916]

“ will be going to uh myself “ 😂😂😂😂😂💀

[@yungjesus4202]

This man is an underated gem

[@nauticalnovice9244]

Hello

[@scarydeath2480]

hey

[@smersmer1855]

Asaw bro

[@joshsainz352]

What's up

[@jonnyboi5494]

Hey

[@itsnekkoyaaa3375]

"All the profits of this shirt will be going to myself" LMAO

[@WalterHWhite-yn7vn]

The On and On on background is just classic KZbin 2016 vibes

[@evelinav6375]

I AM SO GLAD I FOUND YOUR CHANNEL!!! Also, 🎂👀?

[@theKelvinX]

Just subbed ten minutes ago then I get blessed with another video of this guy🔥

[@weedtexting7323]

I just found your channel I'm very happy with this I love it already

[@s_oba]

“Don’t get scammed by Adopt Me, get scammed by me!” *proceeds to show merch* -Flamingo 2020

[@wamelo000]

The only merch video which made me feel like buying everything you have showcased

[@Ausmo]

Yes I love these kind of videos of yours, not those tik tok roast or anything . I just love when you play this character .. More such videos please...😊

[@MiddleTNSirens]

Holy susjoj you're gaining a lot of subscribers. I'm so amazed by your progress Jojas. Keep it up!

[@rustyshackleford8489]

“Proud member of the SS” I spit out my drink

[@emt405]

this man has australian,american and russian accent at the same time

[@skinnywacky]

Imagine if this was just a subtle way of him dropping his merch

[@Cristroxx]

The bg music is killing me 😂

[@Turtletoots3]

This dude's face is giving me Neverending Story vibes. Damn you, swamp! ;(

[@shnickens1977]

"I tried to make it as high quality as possible" Me, the kid with sensory: AAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHH

[@missclaw6598]

Over 100,000 subscribers! Congratulations Jojas!!! (I can't stop laughing at the SS shirt)

[@maltebendix4141]

Wow that model must have been expensive but he is looking so good

[@ruck5426]

so that’s why they are called mini hoops. i get it now,

[@theunfunnyjokester]

very underrated channel

[@emilianopaz3805]

I've just watched all of your videos today and then you upload a new one, blessed shiet, love ya content

[@rodolfito2324]

Do you ship to Chad? I would love to have one of those "Proud member of the SS" shirts.

[@nekrotikon.]

@shibolee E Gotta love history...

[@tevlosroom5197]

You are so relatable i swear.

[@bro-rm5xo]

I don't even want to imagine what kind of person would even buy KZbinr merch. *shudders*

[@merioceann]

I love how this video ends, I'm definitely buying his merch :)

[@obi_oma]

Where can i buy this revolution in the fashion industry? I must get my hands on these amazing shirts soon. They are so affordable and uniquely designed. Gimme one now.

[@yikes7258]

I actually love u sm never change

[@mrregularword4329]

My guy stated My problem with 95% of merch

[@lennyb.9616]

"- yeah i watch jojas for the plot" - the plot: 0:45

[@dedu98]

I fkn love this guy

[@stephaniestinson5462]

I’ve been waiting for you to post a new video for weeks this made my day 😊

[@cheeseandcup6956]

1:09 "damn boy, DAMN BOY, HE THICC, BOY"

[@inkylace7045]

Died from swag overdose

[@g0ddkira]

honestly great advertising,, I have bought 200 of your merch to resell because I love it that much!

[@ehehehehz]

Keep that good content up! 🖤

[@alegria1813]

The music lmaooo I can't

[@cubbleshasreturned6968]

Jonas: "hello today is a big day-" Me: yeah, you straightened your hair

[@Bananapocalypse]

The SS got me 😂

[@emilianishi1925]

hi !I'm convinced you're Jesus,no entity on the burning planet could be this elite,thank you .

[@Noor-md9uv]

This dude is a gem and so is his hair......love from iraq 😅

[@sereenayushi6995]

Cant wait to receive this! That will show the bullies at school

[@bradleyh4534]

Patty Cake Patty Cake watch him shake his goodieness

[@clancyisaunicornwizard]

No but the music is too real lmao

[@stupiditystudios1900]

Every KZbinr mercy drop is like this, but they don’t have as good merch as that.

[@RegisteredDummy]

Died from swag overdose 😂😂

[@agathareyes3792]

ur eyes are sarcastic and i love them

[@mimimarie44]

I lowkey want to buy all this

[@Zebrage]

Don't forget "This will be gone forever afterwards so make sure to buy it now!"

[@adowiie]

y arent we talking ab how accurate the thumbnail is

[@idekman]

Pls drop this fr

[@sandrad8918]

didn’t know it was my birthday but thanks for all the cake 😳

[@tombrandobrando3931]

We will look 100% hotter with that merch

[@alessiagatti590]

not the SS tshirt 😭🤣

[@amier5191]

rifty doppelganger be looking thicc tho

[@8izzy]

ok but seriously why does Johas pack some serious cake

[@davidschultz1562]

This is the best channel on youtube lol

[@brianna8348]

*dies from swag overdose*

[@nick0ism]

Saw the thumbnail, clicked cz it's jojas, immediately saw how nice his hair in the vid, instantly clicked like so that I can save it for when I go to my capster once the quarantine ends.

[@evaozma]

When on & on came on I got hi by nostalgia

[@battlefrontkiwi9641]

He dosent have a dump truck he has the entire dump truck company

[@jonathanjoestar2380]

Jojas the saint returned

[@zoecommissaris7944]

this is why i love Dream merch