every speakeasy bartender

listen here BUCKO, i'm not a bartender I'm a ~mixologist~
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the most intimidating place to get a drink, but also the best place to get a drink, speakeasies.
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featuring ‪@stevie_emerson‬
shot edited by: ‪@johnyo‬
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I'm on my stand up tour rn!! pull up. only a few shows left.
4.1 Durham, NC (sold out)
4.2 ATL (sold out)
4.14 Dallas
4.15 Austin (sold out)
4.16 Austin
4.29 Buffalo (sold out)
4.30 Toronto
5.12 Long Island
5.13 Philadelphia
5.14 Baltimore (late show added)
5.18-19 San Diego (sold out)
5.20 Los Angeles
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if ur still reading thing go comment "this video hit harder than will smith"

[@TrevorWallace]

hi y'all make sure to Like, Share and Will Smith that Subscribe button.

[@tofu5259]

Will Smith @ 1:15

[@schuyler490]

Not will smith 😂🤣😂

[@BillPeschel]

I see what you did there.

[@kirubelassefa1708]

LMAOOO

[@sarahcarlson1077]

Lmfaooo

[@pwayne3580]

Trevor gets all his material by just going to midtown Sacramento and silently observing

[@jordannietos]

Nah these people are all over the place. There's a place called 1919 here in San Antonio Texas like this 😅

[@dubc.f_]

Your not wrong ;- )

[@Wasserkaktus]

@@jordannietos SacTown is now the biggest hipster town in America.

[@Chris-be3pi]

Live here in Sacramento and I can confirm this is true.

[@aronantonsen1772]

“Silently observing”😂😂

[@zakaryshimmin7019]

I refuse to believe there’s a character that Trevor can’t do, another masterpiece by Trevor

[@pigs6486]

He does the same white guy douche character every single time

[@khalilahd.]

The constant ice shaving is killing me but the “Step dad” took me out 😭

[@superflipfjr]

"There's your water."

[@kylecheng3710]

I swear 'dad yelling at you at a football game' is literally the exact of opposite of "neglect"

[@Obiamajoyisrmd]

Omg I see you in different places

[@tsparks4761]

We don’t do cocktails, we do creations😂😂

[@dunnied619]

You wouldn't ask Pablo Picasso to make you an etch n sketch, man up!

[@AYYYY8D]

KZbin at it's best. kzbin.info/www/bejne/aZaQZGN5f7xqfc0

[@Zapiii69]

I work at a bar and I'm stealing that shit

[@justinbowden7326]

We dont do cocktails, we do 40 yr old moms

[@kmeadows]

I think Bob Ross said that once.

[@khalilahd.]

“Dad yelling, neglect i gotchu” you got a dad that makes one of us 😭😭😭 you’re killing me

[@coenvalk833]

"This is just the nearest place to my house and I have a DUI and a fixie bike" truer words have never been spoken

[@outcheanyc3121]

Shit had me weak cuz that’s me

[@edwardelenes5589]

He just described my buddy Ryan to a the letter back in the day.

[@hobonise]

As a high end bartender in a speakeasy esque bar, this is 98% facts. Devils taint is a dry shake first get the the wd40 to aerate and give a nice foamy head on time.

[@HelloThere...]

How “high end” are we talkin’ here?

[@hobonise]

@@HelloThere... just shy of top 100 in Asia.

[@ianstiehl1994]

As long as you're also using a bit of free range egg white only. No goddamn aquafaba

[@FiFiFilth]

I'm working in a place like that too. My barchef is arrogant as fuck, and has no idea why nobody is coming to pay 20 euros for a drink.

[@GeekyAssassin]

I just want to know how he convinces all these places to let him record nonsense for like an hour

[@JaiCatLady]

I would assume he pays for the use

[@Guaguadeath]

Yeah I was wondering the same thing like a shoe store? A supplement store? And now a bar lol

[@JaiCatLady]

@@Guaguadeath I mean it could be also someone he knows but generally for shoots you pay to use ir. Probably helps that his videos are popular if they can get free promo for the actual place

[@lordfolkland]

Guess how much he paid to Kloe Kardashian to have access her pantry.

[@kap1526]

@@JaiCatLady if they are getting a free promo then he doesn't have to pay. He's literally advertising the place

[@anttimakimartti]

Hey respect to the guy shooting these skits (or editing for that matter) because it is not only that Trevor and his accomplishes have to nail their lines but to the zooming (and shit) have to be on point too to make it this funny. ALSO TREVOR NOICE, you have been featured lately in some more or less prominent/talented comedians' podcasts as of late! Go go! Cheers from Finland!

[@alexreadsthings5677]

I'm a videographer. Yes the zooms. And the lighting.

[@justinmoran29]

Gfffg

[@cartervanmeter]

Hey Antti, why don't you just ask Trevor to mention your hard work in the credits. Let me guess, "the guy shooting these skits" also has a huge dong, huh? No, but really those zooms are actually really difficult to time and also keep framing and focus simultaneously.

[@tutorialsbyethan]

Trevor's uploads never fail to put a smile on my face!

[@BiggyJimbo]

Nice name

[@MoonLasagna]

I worked in this style of bar until recently. Just as with the "Guys who drink whiskey" video, Trevor's portrayal is impressively on point! Our opinion of Jim Beam was echoed rather soundly.

[@stevenzinn9684]

Trevor looks exactly like a "mixologist" at the "fancy" bar in my town. Suspenders, bowtie and 60's cartoon villain mustache, dudes in his late 20's. Oh and the prices are stupidly high as well.

[@paulcupp6462]

"Here's your water." Got me with that one.

[@ABCEasyas--]

Could’ve been funnier if he threw the drink at Trevor

[@quinhuey4236]

As a former “speakeasy” bartender from Columbus OH, I can confirm this is disturbingly accurate 🤦🏽‍♀️😂😂

[@chloeleau]

heyyyy that’s my hometown

[@HazedNConfused]

Reminds me of my Bar Manager. Had no idea how to make a cosmo, but forced us to shave ice and then had the audacity to tell the bartenders to make the drinks faster.

[@TreversYouTubeChannel]

2:24 was the moment I realized this was a Trevor Wallace video and not a live feed of my local speakeasy. I was only able to tell by his indistinguishably comedic hands, it’s incredible how well that mustache disguised him. I’m gonna take a shot of WD-40 now.

[@LaughBoys]

I’ve read that the higher you pour the alcohol from the better it tastes.

[@CarsGarage]

I want some ratatouille cocktail, how about that?

[@Niaaal]

Bartender here, I'd give you: 1.5oz vodka 0.25oz Cognac 0.25oz Benedictine 1.5oz Tomato sauce 0.5oz lemon juice 0.25oz simple syrup Pinch of salt and pepper Muddled bell peppers 3 dashes of herbal bitters consisting of parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme. Shaken well, double strained Served in a Nick & Nora glass with a bell pepper ring, celery leaf and cracked pepper garnish

[@CarsGarage]

@@Niaaal sounds delicious ;)

[@marcosbisso7136]

@@Niaaal ok but where's the dead rat?

[@Wasserkaktus]

They need to make a sequel to Ratatouille except the rat is an aspiring bartender.

[@BiggyJimbo]

@@Niaaal I'd actually be very interested to try that

[@jackattack8o8]

Dude, you explore areas of comedy that others don’t even think of. Love watching you blow up and laugh my ass off at everything you put out.

[@youtubecensors5419]

As a former Manhattanite, this "Bar Chef" is right on! He makes too much eye contact though, he should also be at the end of the bar 90% of the time talking to a Chef with a knife tattoo on his forearm.

[@SpicyPotatoe]

Giving the People's Elbow to the orange slice killed me

[@LitDragonLive]

This video hits harder than my dad after coming home from the speakeasy...

[@CarbonatedTurtle]

That whole "Is this your first time here?" thing some places do just makes me gag. I went to a pretty nice steak restaurant a few weekends ago and was asked this by two different people as if they'd invented a new way to run a restaurant that I wouldn't understand. Yes, it's my first time here, and yes, I understand how restaurants work, so it might as well be my hundredth time here.

[@DJSherinee]

Omggg I’ll always remember this when I get asked at a restaurant 🤣 from now I refuse to acknowledge the question 🤣

[@mondaysinsanity8193]

Not to mention if it is different thats...not good lol

[@krunkformula]

So you know everything about a restaurant before you walk in? The history? Customer and staff favorites? How certain things are prepared? Drink and food specials? Fact is places are different if they werent that would be stupid and perhaps they just wanted to help you get to know their restaurant. Like seriously? It might as well have been your 100th time? That is ridiculous

[@krunkformula]

@@mondaysinsanity8193 every restaurant is different wtf do you mean?

[@mondaysinsanity8193]

@@krunkformula not really not when it comes down to it

[@thechoccimilkbois6668]

bro that orange slice was making Trevor act up

[@TUF68]

trevoh just doesn’t miss 🤣🤣 the slappers collab is top tier

[@SevenHunnid]

Don’t panic!! I’m a young mexican that smokes weed on my KZbin channel for a living.. i started in the pandemic trying to make it out the Hood yo

[@wiktordykas5513]

I also like trevoh

[@PastelitoPapi]

lmao the suspenders and belt really bring this all together 😂😂😂

[@llortaton2834]

i love it when Trevor's got someone to interact with

[@oftheHowl]

The instructions to get to the bathroom were on fucking point

[@donnamariedavidson5065]

Right? I wonder if the dude made it to that bathroom. Lol

[@robbierockso596]

I am a speakeasy bartender in Pittsburgh and holy fuck. You killed this one. I'm dying.

[@OXMStudios]

When he started beating the shit out of the orange slice 🤣🤣

[@bliuser4720]

no professions are safe from this guy

[@JacobRestituto]

Trevor’s video quality 📈📈📈📈

[@JLCwakeboardingFL]

If u ever end up in one of these goofy places just ask for a old fashion

[@methyod]

nah dude, ask for a daiquiri and then act really unsatisfied with it, but refuse to let them remake or replace it. easiest way to crush a craft bartender's ego

[@bobbonham3089]

seriously? that's the whiskey version of a vodka redbull. It's a whiskey with sugar basically.

[@EikottXD]

This hits harder than Will Smith 🤘🏻

[@donnamariedavidson5065]

Lmao!!!!

[@blakekuhlmann2143]

props to trevor for nailing the fixie stereotype, wasnt expecting that

[@kibslol6862]

This video hit harder than will smith

[@toxic420am]

Speakeasy bartender here. I can't wait to show this to my coworkers that you perfectly portrayed.

[@David-mg8zu]

Why do speakeasy in the first place? It’s 2022, alcohol is legal, we can all speak loud in any bar, no point to do speakeasy.

[@yintakoda7471]

​@@David-mg8zu it's all about the atmosphere

[@JacobRestituto]

The under qualified patron looks like Tom Brady

[@mashembashem]

bloody love the collabs, trevor and stevie far too funny. moreeeee pls

[@marksman314]

Trevor, you manage to be every single person I encounter over the course of a month in LA

[@evolkiss6]

the turkish royal joke got me whilst smoking a turkish royal and i live in silverlake too so i think maybe i should pursue this career

[@alexhuezo2404]

Got dragged to a speakeasy I didn’t want to even go to. Asked for a whiskey double and my “mixologist” explained why it was a dumb drink. Dude I just want to drink it, don’t care what you would order.

[@ReplayTheParadox]

Curious about what he said

[@alexhuezo2404]

@@ReplayTheParadox his criticized it because it’s “boring” and that going to his type of bar and ordering just whiskey was, in his words, “dumb”.

[@methyod]

Fuck I would love to work in a place like that. I'm way too much of a dick to ever do a customer facing job normally, but if I could call my customers dumbasses and still expect a tip, I'd be fuckin golden

[@nopulpapple991]

Yeah what a jackass. I bartend, know the classics and stuff and went to this speakeasy in Hollywood, just quietly bar hopping already buzzed, so I took one sip of my drink and checked out leaving a good tip when the bartender came at me out of the blue. "Something wrong with your drink?" he yelled sarcastically trying to make a scene out of it in front of other customers, but since he asked I pointed out that I already tipped well and was just leaving but that they're drinks are overpriced garbage. "Yeah? Well, I make the best old fashions in town buddy!!!" was all he could say. There are good speakeasies, but it's become nostalgic for all the wrong reasons by elitist bartenders who usually aren't even great at bartending, let alone speaking to people or selling things.

[@d.j.casanova960]

I live in a small ass town in bum fuck nowhere, and we actually had a bar like this for years. When I was in high school we used to go in there and get trashed on the weekends lmao 🤣

[@lushedleshen]

On the one hand, I’m a show bartender (and bar manager) at an upscale restaurant and I feel attacked by some of this because it’s my job to play this shit up. On the other hand the owner and I clown on the jackoffs that actually style themselves and act like this. That said, sometimes someone asks for a vodka cran and I just have to resist the urge to go “bro, your girl is dressed to the nines and you’re out here in flannels and shorts. Taproom is across the street.”

[@corvid_k]

"That's a skittle..." "Taste the rainbow, bitch." Yeah that one got me lmao

[@devindees2571]

“Sir that’s a skittle”

[@JesusofNazareth.]

That orange peel having a good time.

[@edwind_]

That whispered "slut" killed me 😂😂

[@michelrussell2014]

I love how I’ve seen these comedians individually in their own channels then I see then collaborating. I’m “oh it’s that guy haha”

[@Abell_lledA]

Narrative of Self is the result of a feedback loop between “Separate Self” & Cosmos🎈

[@314lando]

"Drugs we do that"😂

[@joejguz]

💀 thanks man this brought a smile to my face. I was having a bad day and this turned it around

[@jeffstahl6616]

As a former Jersey Mikes employee, that freezer line had me rolling

[@xSTRAIGHTxBRUTALITYx]

Jeff how do you make the Rosemary Parm? I NEED the recipe

[@jeffstahl6616]

@@xSTRAIGHTxBRUTALITYx sprinkle some parm and rosemary on raw white bread dough before you bake it. Bonus points if you spray it a bit with water before. (It helps the rosemary stick to the sides for a better look)

[@xSTRAIGHTxBRUTALITYx]

@@jeffstahl6616 my nigga

[@octivesoulyo]

That orange peel shaking part got me laughing 😂👍untill he over did it. We all had a brandy old fasion at least once. Thank for reading

[@coleeckert6182]

oh my god he roasted me alive with the band part "but it rips acoustically" is 100% something i'd say to someone

[@LeBeautiful]

“Do you want an extra shot of the Will Smith today sir? Hmmm”

[@don_tropa]

As a bartender at a ‘speakeasy’ I thought I was being original and was gonna comment on how accurate this is until I saw like 10 other speakeasy bartenders doing the same thing which if you think about it would’ve made it the most speakeasy comment on here

[@cheakycheaker0422]

I have never even been to a speakeasy and yet I 100% understood his character

[@SkittlesHimself]

How is this the first thing I get recommended just as I finished making a cocktail and sat down to watch something 😭😭

[@KrisMcCauley]

This is too spot on

[@jamietodd2560]

I'm about to order a Holy Bartender you keep up that attitude.

[@chrisdetrin7359]

accurate. the clear ice is infact the key to great coctails.

[@titusgilner]

i am a bartender in a speakeasy and this is very very very accurate

[@smokeymcpot69]

*mixologist

[@titusgilner]

@@smokeymcpot69 *artist

[@Vicarium]

Belt AND suspenders...I like his style

[@alexcrawford5350]

0:14 Hey, it’s Stevie!

[@LivingLikeLarry12]

Love how he’s just pouring water lol

[@nrgbigcaleb9161]

this video made my day better keep up the great work

[@itsdune079]

“You know, therapy is a good alternative” 😂

[@starkiller2393]

Lol you want a memory to make a drink, well soccer, dad yelling, oh neglect I got you

[@jxydoesthings]

"Vodka red bull? We don't do that" "Jager bombs? We don't do that" "Drugs? We do that"

[@DevinARobinson]

a devil's taint is exactly the drink that guy needed. youre good at this, barkeep! #shaman

[@DevinARobinson]

barkeep? oops, sorry, i mean, mixologist.

[@DevinARobinson]

#art

[@ACEMEDIA]

What exactly is a Devil's Keep drink? I don't drink.

[@totaldan99]

taste the rainbow.

[@fatsheepknut]

Actually i would LOVE to see what Picasso could do on an Etch A Sketch

[@vladimirgazo6320]

Man u always make me lough out loud :D Great jokes

[@thegamingking2823]

“Favorite Leo film” “play the shinning”, I feel attacked

[@anywallsocket]

Trevor is doing so well for himself that he can even afford extras 😂🙏

[@aaronfrench8322]

“Taste the rainbow bitch” LOL😅😅😅

[@Kruk1975]

Bruh, EVERYTHING was spot on. EVEN THE DUI thing LMFAO

[@felipezamarripa6421]

Yooo didn’t except the Slappers Only cameo! Need more collabs!! 👏🏽👏🏽

[@supernate223]

This is my industry and it's spot on

[@cameroncarlisle4699]

I was eating, but then he started spitting on the orange. Now I’m backwards on a toilet and confused

[@lostshore.]

when he said red robin, i actually had a red robin ad come up

[@toothzombie]

Would love to see a blooper reel at the end of these funny vids

[@slashypoop]

I worked in the Bar industry for Years GREAT VIDEO

[@kaidynatkinson6109]

Nice to see stevie around, still waiting for dwmj6

[@PiperLadow]

The silent receiver your old phone jax still active😂😂😂😂

[@ephremcortvrint2376]

As a bartender, that is some HEAVY pour.

[@Jimmy-Mc]

You ask for the menu and they bring out a phone book.

[@AYYYY8D]

Haha I know kzbin.info/www/bejne/aZaQZGN5f7xqfc0

[@julians7613]

“Thats brandy mixed with 87 octane” 🤣🤣

[@ChrisTopher-id4mz]

“You wouldn’t tell Picasso to make you an Etch-a-Sketch would you? So man the f**k up.” NGL. That’s a pretty hardcore line

[@antoineford1185]

Laugh of the day right here, damn then i recognized the other guy to, he do them skits with this fine ass brunette

[@johnlucas6683]

I'm sorry?

[@xcesive8614]

I like how he’s taking more time to put these out but they’re higher quality

[@Chencho7613]

"Dad yelling.....NEGLECT! Gotcha"

[@M4skedBoi]

meanwhile at the real bar: "can i have jack and coke please" "sure here you go"

[@jordanwj19]

“you wanna do THAT equation?!” 😂❤

[@sentient02970]

Distance pour..."there's your water"

[@kasioedits]

slappers collab made my day

[@matthewmaxim2862]

Trevor and Stevie go so hard together

[@Ashar121]

"Sir, that's a skittle" is something I will start using in my everyday life

[@dianadoraen7864]

Suspenders AND a belt, so you know how ⭐classy⭐ he is.