Every Ted Hasting Tedism from Line of Duty (Updated)

No with more "Bent Coppers"

[@Huh-xz7ob]

"They know I would throw the book at them, followed by the bookshelf." 🤣

[@Unknown-ol2uh]

My personal favourite

[@Dave2807]

That's one of the best. Determined to work it in to an everyday conversation

[@tealingg]

"i know you would, ted"

[@elliotcourt580]

"Jesus, Mary and Joseph and the wee donkey..." Best fucking line I've ever heard.

[@ronswanson908]

have you seen the video compilation that came out on KZbin today of Steve and Kate calling each other mate?😂

[@elliotcourt580]

@@ronswanson908 Quality username! Can you send me a link..please and thank you

[@katem86]

Especially from a copper

[@Robin-xt7yo]

The wee donkey part is the BEST! 😂😂😂😂

[@elliotcourt580]

@@Robin-xt7yo I've noticed you really have a thing for Ted Hastings haha ;)

[@georgebailey7080]

My favourite one was when he said “Jesus christ you’re sitting at the other side of this table asking us for witness protection, it’s me you’re gonna need protection from!”

[@ronswanson908]

have you seen the video compilation that came out on KZbin today of Steve and Kate calling each other mate?😂🙏

[@katem86]

😂😂🙏

[@kabardinka1]

How he got the "wee donkey" out without corpsing just shows how good an actor he is.

[@Kerriangel]

Nah that’s just something is Northern Irish people say 😂

[@billysoesilo6686]

what i'd like to know is how many takes it took for that scene! surely someone must have laughed at that :D

[@blozzjani]

The people around him look like he's ad-libing 🤣🤣🤣 their faces are a picture, especially Steves 😂😂

[@NicolaMulholland]

I doubt it was scripted and if it was it probably came from him, very typical of the type of thing you would hear NI people say

[@PVit]

in portuguese: Jesus, Maria e José e o burrinho

[@elizabethanyan8249]

My favourite is When he calls Steve “a wee little gobshite” 😂

[@mickb7459]

Ha ha hilarious 😂😂

[@mikechandler4958]

You butchered the quote

[@elizabethanyan8249]

@@mikechandler4958 Ahh shock horror I didn’t remember it word for word. But at least we have pedantic pricks like you lurking to correct us😂

[@Dave2807]

@@elizabethanyan8249 Ha!... You didn't throw the book, just the whole book shelve at them.

[@elizabethanyan8249]

@@Dave2807 all a troll 😈 deserves haha

[@blisseyran-dom6822]

'I AM CALM! I'M TOTALLY BLOODY CALM!' Fucking hilarious 😂

[@juliasilkwood8162]

I love his, “like granny’s nightgown, it covers everything.” This granny happened to be wearing one when he said this. My husband and I almost spit out our martinis laughing!

[@jessdalton185]

“The letter of the law. The LETTER.”

[@JaneDoe90210]

“Jesus Mary and Joseph and the wee donkey” and “ My officers conduct themselves to the letter of the law, the letter” Legendary 😭

[@chelseagirl278]

The wee donkey part cracks me up!

[@Robin-xt7yo]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@andrewsavage9148]

“ we’ve been round the houses Steve, round the houses and down the bloody drains” 😂

[@ronswanson908]

have you seen the video compilation that came out on KZbin today of Steve and Kate calling each other mate?😂🙏

[@andrewsavage9148]

@@ronswanson908 no lol I’ll have a look

[@Ralley365]

“Oh Jesus Christ, not Patricia bloody Carmichael” can someone please find that bit, sooo funny😂

[@michaelrahman283]

Look up 'Patricia Carmichael annoying everyone for 2 mins' you will see it at the beginning of the clip lol

[@manojpreeth7058]

"Federation rep or not, you will call me sir" What a commanding line 💥

[@williammclaughlin811]

This man here who plays Ted Hastings i have met him in real life. He is a real Northern Irish Gentle man. It was a real pleasure talking with him.

[@beltingtokra]

The wee donkey line was a work of genius, the scene was epic, it was extra funny as he said it so honestly, and was a great change of pace, it was perfection 🥰

[@demikraithman4325]

Can we get an honorary mention for Kate’s “Don’t be a tit sarge”?

[@ronswanson908]

have you seen the video compilation that came out on KZbin today of Steve and Kate calling each other mate?😂🙏

[@demikraithman4325]

@@ronswanson908 no but will definately check it out 😬

[@joerenwick5018]

@@demikraithman4325 ha seen what you did there

[@mattcalloway8936]

‘They know I would throw the book at them… followed by the bookshelf’ ‘She’s an SIO, 20 years on the Force fella. If she can’t take it then God help us all’ ‘Jesus, Mary and Joseph and the Wee Donkey’ ‘Mother of God’ The 4 best Tedisms of the whole show.

[@ghaithal-darrai8321]

Series 1: “Don’t you talk to me about victimisation. Nobody’s blacker than me, son.” 😂😂 Had me on strings

[@charlesbrown4941]

Best line ever.

[@paulmcgrath6118]

Loved that line

[@PaulRoneClarke]

Ted Hastings. The uncle we all wish we had.

[@Alex2011410136]

Quote of the year: "Jesus, Mary and Joseph, and the wee donkey can we just move this thing along before it drives us all round the bloody bend?”

[@ronswanson908]

have you seen the video compilation that came out on KZbin today of Steve and Kate calling each other mate?😂🙏

[@triumphdave2449]

God give me strength!

[@Robin-xt7yo]

😍😍 "The name is Hastings ma'am. I'm the epitome of an old battle." 😍😍

[@Katy-sh3ru]

"The names Hastings... I'm the epitome of an old battle" 🥰

[@ronswanson908]

have you seen the video compilation that came out on KZbin today of Steve and Kate calling each other mate?😂

[@Katy-sh3ru]

@@ronswanson908 ha ha ha ha - no, mate! Omg, I'm all over that one

[@Katy-sh3ru]

@@ronswanson908 thanks mate 😅

[@Humanshieldchorus00]

That did make me cringe a wee bit lol

[@Robin-xt7yo]

@@ronswanson908 The final season, Steve and Kate said "mate" to each other sooooo much 😅😅😅😅😅 I thought they'd get it on 😅😅😅

[@garyhutton2654]

Ted Hastings carries out his actions to the letter of the law , the letter . Prove me wrong

[@deeshan9844]

Real talk, I would love a boss like Ted! Says it like it is, defends his team and is utterly incorruptible :D

[@Robin-xt7yo]

I would like a man like Ted!

[@platinum11110]

Yes, a boss like Ted would be a dream.

[@yourcommentmakesmecomment.3423]

I didn't realise how much his hair style has morphed and changed. He's like a fine wine 😍

[@lindabartlett2489]

He's a fine man.

[@Robin-xt7yo]

Huge crush on Hastings (Adrian Dunbar)!! 😍😍😍

[@lindabartlett2489]

@@Robin-xt7yo .....me too. Want to have his 👶!!!!

[@tjfSIM]

I hope Ted doesn't accidentally sit on his trouser pocket when he's got a load of loose change in there - he might end up with some bent coppers.

[@ronswanson908]

have you seen the video compilation that came out on KZbin today of Steve and Kate calling each other mate?😂🙏

[@MarkCalloway]

There has to be a season 7, you can’t end it like that surely?..

[@joepagram8287]

They set a lot of stuff up with arnott’s old boss and there’s definitely demand after that lack lustre ending 😊

[@jasonoakes9659]

I don't wanna know. I've not seen season 6 yet🙉

[@anandmahamuni5442]

they said there was going to be one but are considering an ending

[@MarkCalloway]

@@anandmahamuni5442 definitely will be a season 7, it was doing 15 million views + live

[@independent8061]

I am calm,i’m totally bloody calm!

[@laineytheaussie]

3 people on this video didn't follow the letter of the law...THE LETTER

[@ronswanson908]

have you seen the video compilation that came out on KZbin today of Steve and Kate calling each other mate?😂

[@lindabratsch9091]

LMFAO!!

[@lindabratsch9091]

From an American who freakin’ loves this show.....🤷‍♀️♥️🤣

[@paperchain1239]

Carmichael has the kind of face you want to slap.

[@platinum11110]

I can't stand Carmichael.

[@OldManRogers]

@@platinum11110 The actress plays her so well

[@franminky7763]

“You cheeky Wee shite Ya “ ....sounds just like my mum 😂😂

[@ESkimOfficial]

2:12 "And plus, you were going like the clappers!" made me laugh so much.

[@ronswanson908]

have you seen the video compilation that came out on KZbin today of Steve and Kate calling each other mate?😂🙏

[@Sneharghya_Sil]

"They know i would throw the book at them FOLLOWED BY THE BOOKSHELF" Damn!!!

[@cristiona22]

Ted Hastings is why I love this series. Adrian Dunbar is brilliant .

[@maryamkhsh8994]

One of the best actor of series calm and angry!

[@bidipbo]

Adrian Dunbar representing N. Ireland.

[@walterbulyga2588]

just finished season 2 -one of the best TV shows I have ever seen

[@poppieparker9325]

Danny Waldren was a good character, should have been in it for longer.

[@styncod]

i still stand by the advice he gave steve about running. he said something about carrying on running- and to not stop- because when you do, it’s harder to get going again.

[@ItaliaGiovanna]

I know but i find his story line so,so sad :(

[@AmazingSashaASMR]

I could never get tired of his lines 😍❤️🤍 the wee donkey

[@JoeLisle]

Jesus Mary and Joseph and the wee donkey is my new favourite saying

[@gcharmaine0]

Season 1 episode 1 “Nobody’s blacker than me, son!” 😂

[@chelseagirl278]

Mother of God, what a great compilation

[@tamarpelkinson3518]

Watched it last week and thought "oh, this needs an update!" And here we have it :) Thank you!

[@ruggernutter03]

This is just fantastic, I haven't seen any episode yet but have heard so much about it. Already ordered the complete Blu-ray set. Once arrived I will quarantine!!!!!!! 😁

[@gimmelmom]

I used the phrase bent copper the other day, and my husband about fell over laughing.

[@aflutteroffeminineconfusio1986]

Just watched seasons 1 thru 5 back to back and am now stuck!...(season 6 isn't on Netflix here yet ) ....I absolutely love Ted Hastings .. he reminds me of the old school copper who'd give u a slap around the ear and set you straight but had a heart of gold.. and its the Irish in him that sets him apart and gives those lines that wonderful authenticity ...

[@rickypoon6406]

"God give me strength." "Sure, but what are you saying about my mother?"

[@beckymiller5907]

Great actor and a terrific role!!

[@jasonoakes9659]

Yes, a spark of genius casting👍

[@Ingleson-Grey]

0:33 the zoom in this "Mother of God gives me The Office or Thick of It vibes

[@lourdesbaby964]

Lots of them are just normal everyday sayings for us Irish 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@moviemad56]

And for us Australians, Lourdes! Scratch our surface, we're Irish underneath!`

[@pepper6528]

I'm hoping Netflix will pick it up.

[@MOGGS1942]

Tedisms, Keeley Hawes and Lennie James, were the best bits of LOD.

[@ronswanson908]

have you seen the video compilation that came out on KZbin today of Steve and Kate calling each other mate?😂🙏

[@MOGGS1942]

@@ronswanson908 I think I will give it a miss, but thanks for the heads up.

[@TheSmart-CasualGamer]

"I'M TOTALLY BLOODY CALM!"

[@Foxglove690]

Ted and Adrian, I love you both!

[@ronswanson908]

have you seen the video compilation that came out on KZbin today of Steve and Kate calling each other mate?😂🙏

[@Foxglove690]

@@ronswanson908 no, but I'll find it - thanks!

[@lindabartlett2489]

Me too Pamela....he is one gorgeous guy I would mind getting handcuffed by!!!!

[@laurencarman2580]

Favorite one will always be 'now we're sucking diesel'

[@xatz8527]

today I learned that not everyone says that lol

[@lani2023]

My family think I'm crazy because of how much I love this show. Tried to get them to watch but they didn't understand the half of it. Did I mention we're all American? Apparently, I'm the only one with UK to American translation skills in my house. 😂 Oh, well, they don't know what they're missing! 😄

[@racheltaylor8831]

I'M TOTALLY BLOODY CALM!

[@cjh516]

I've just caught up and it's been a while since I loved a show this much, dunno how i'm gonna survive this break

[@TheBisonBalls]

Start again from Season one :)

[@cjh516]

@@TheBisonBalls I did! I actually started in the middle of season 6 because of Gogglebox, lol! It was the scene when Kate was following Ryan and Terry in the car that drew me in, that shit was so stressful! I had to know what the hell was going on. Then started from s1 and OMG! Might give it another watch. Going to start a petition to show it here in US! 😆 I really hope it comes back for at least another season, it doesn't feel finished to me. Also, I can't stop saying bent coppers in a really bad NI accent, it's a problem.😆

[@TheBisonBalls]

@@cjh516 You have to look out for the bent coppers!! Sadly, a lot of those English shows don't do so well in the USA, with US audiences. "Spooks" which is called "MI5" in the USA is a great show which you would like if you like Line of Duty. It did very well in The UK but not so good in the USA. Also, another favourite of mine "StrikeBack", started out as quite a clever show but then got dumbed down to get better US ratings by adding more guns and less intelligent spy drama. Still a great watch all the same. Give it a try too, but I haven't done the more recent stuff from when the original cast left. So not sure how good it is. But the first 3 or 4 seasons are great fun.

[@cjh516]

​@@TheBisonBalls The period dramas do well here but other shows they have to make a US version, which never works because it loses that British charm, but I get it because not everyone can get the accents. Or, like you said, over do it with the action, it's all about looking cool. That's why I like UK dramas, they're slow but intense, and when there is action it means something. Thanks for the recs! I was going to ask if there were any shows like LoD I could watch. And I did not like LoD, I LOVED LoD! 😅 I know Strikeback, Andrew Lincoln's in that isn't he? I thought about watching it before but it looked too gun-y, but I'll give it a try if you say it's good 😁

[@TheBisonBalls]

@@cjh516 Strikeback is all about the guns. I would go for Spooks aka MI5. It will be more your style. enjoy!

[@jjar2561]

"You'd do well to spot a pipe band down there" from the last season - best Hastings quote of all time

[@fuckthis81]

Some say when Ted retires from the force he's taking a job in a bank looking after small change. All he's interested in is finding BENT COPPERS!!!!

[@ronswanson908]

have you seen the video compilation that came out on KZbin today of Steve and Kate calling each other mate?😂🙏

[@mhazevedo]

There's another one when he said to DI Buckells that if he blows Kate's cover to DCI's Huntley, "the world and HIS wife" would know.

[@thelasthomelyhouse]

Love it! Thank you xx

[@ronswanson908]

have you seen the video compilation that came out on KZbin today of Steve and Kate calling each other mate?😂

[@thelasthomelyhouse]

@@ronswanson908 oh! I'd love the link to that!

[@chantellesandiford9689]

Hold yuh whist has a special place in my heart, my nan said this all the time! I love Ted Hastings, he brought back memories of all the sayings she said 🇮🇪

[@scottboulton796]

I want to go to a fancy dress party, just so I can go as Ted Hastings

[@Robin-xt7yo]

I love Ted Hastings (and Adrian Dunbar)!

[@vickyking6876]

Did you miss the one about grandma's nightdress?? It covers everything...

[@mickb7459]

That's my favourite aswell 👍

[@gnestakommunfullmaktige9131]

"The names hastings, mam. I'm the epitome of an old battle."🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥✍️

[@Bhethar]

This is one of the most epic coppers ever to grace the small screen!

[@lauraforrester2910]

Not gonna lie, Hastings is totally a sex symbol

[@lindabartlett2489]

SPOT ON!!!!

[@Robin-xt7yo]

I love him! He's my favorite on LoD! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[@davescott1491]

Love that guy. Trust in someone is essential. We need that guy. Very cool. England.

[@kaniel_outis1]

Where are you from? Btw Ted is Northern Irish.

[@munia7342]

i was just watching your first one haha glad i checked ur profile

[@charlesmilligan7778]

I was beginning to feel like the ginger step child. I nearly choked.

[@JessBess]

"mother of God" is my favourite haha

[@pivottech8881]

*B E N T C O P P E R S*

[@sixtysecondsofstephens2386]

He must end up using these phrases in day to day life.

[@CameliaCraftsDesigns]

Fabulous😅 Goose or mackerel for tea? Mother of God I can't decide fella😊

[@ronswanson908]

have you seen the video compilation that came out on KZbin today of Steve and Kate calling each other mate?😂

[@miracic]

DISAPPOINTED! How The Series 6 Ended. Hopefully We Get A Series 7

[@ronswanson908]

have you seen the video compilation that came out on KZbin today of Steve and Kate calling each other mate?😂🙏

[@corryjookit7818]

"Nobody's blacker than me " The very first Tedis m

[@ronswanson908]

have you seen the video compilation that came out on KZbin today of Steve and Kate calling each other mate?😂

[@Joes45]

"Were gonna treat this case like Grannies night gown, all things covered. 😅

[@sedwards9514]

Jesus, Mary, Joseph and the wee donkey!.... LOL

[@alfonsorodriguez6739]

I can't believe I missed the wee donkey when I saw the episode. Greatest line EVA

[@genwoolfe]

Jim Davidson made me laugh when he referred to Ted as "That Northern Irish bloke wiv the big 'ooter!" while welcoming the show's return in a recent topical rant :)

[@garyhutton2654]

Grow up I'm Irish now feck off Britain and Ireland are true friends forever

[@marinamurdoch4323]

I love it when he says “Particular” with that Irish accent 😁

[@robbos2611]

I'd throw the book after them followed by the shelves, fella

[@wesleyagyei2306]

"Mother of God" 😭😭😭😭😭 My mans too funny

[@tbonemccabe4203]

3:27 a pint of that’ cats piss u young ones drink 😂

[@afo24]

Me: Starting my car Car: Now we're sucking diesel

[@amandaallen1898]

Fantastic actor Adrian Dunbar 😀

[@dc4952]

Oh man, thank youtube god jesus mary joseph and wee donkey for recommand this video... best video of the month🤣

[@daveevans1236]

British drama, the best in the world!

[@travelwell6049]

Kate had some awesome lines as well. 😄

[@ronswanson908]

have you seen the video compilation that came out on KZbin today of Steve and Kate calling each other mate?😂

[@paigeedwards3493]

I AM CALM. IM TOTALLY BLOODY CALM.

[@brosephmcbrosephson2626]

Season 6 episode 7 "You two look like you've dropped a shilling and found a penny"

[@catherineangel7]

I loved his character. Fella😆😆

[@jessdalton185]

“The letter of the law. The letter!”

[@lauraforrester2910]

HOWL YOUR WHISHT! Classic Hastings

[@EM-fh2tx]

Howled (hold but in NI accent) your whisht. Hold your breath or be quiet.

[@SlaterLater]

He's simply the best

[@gareth15]

The best show ever made.

[@ascensiongomezgregorio2758]

Algien me sabe decir¿por que la 5 temporada está en inglés y no en español? No entiendo muy bien cómo va esto de Netflix por que solo llevo 6 meses en esta plataforma,sigo esta serie y cuando llego a la 5 temporada sale en Inglés. Otro tanto me pasa con la serie Outlander por comentarios que leo mucha gente ya ha visto la 5 temporada y aquí en España no la vemos........si alguien me lo supiera decir le estaría muy agradecida. Esta serie policiaca me parece buenísima y Outlander no tengo palabras para decir lu buenísima que me parece,de lo mejor que he visto ,,,muchas gracias

[@jennybishop177]

That ending tho

[@joshuacook903]

My favourite one was, “Interview Terminated!” “The Shows Over!”

[@deusvultpictures6550]

This is a diesel sucking video, great job