Every Time You Score, The Goal Gets Smaller

[@Arthur_TV]

not so fun fact, during the part where i shout “have you got life insurance?” to the keeper, a woman was walking along the path behind the goal, and she looked up at us briefly assuming we were shouting it at her and hurried off in horror 😭 also shoutout to the keeper for coming along on a freezing cold rainy day to spend several hours standing in the way of an outrageously unpredictable peppering btw, what a champ

[@rowanbrearley4483]

You’re such an interesting human, but I’m here for it

[@hamzahanif914]

@@rowanbrearley4483😂😂😂

[@harry69007]

This is why Arthur TV is the goat 🐐

[@JonnyGee95]

Do you have ADHD or Tourette’s cause you just say mad stuff

[@theprojectpassionpodcast9045]

Completley on your side, football socks to play football, only logical 🤷🏽‍♂️😂

[@neekoj7549]

I can‘t say it more often but George is a hilarious addition to every video.

[@yusufmansoor04]

we both have lion as our pfps😂

[@georgeclarkey]

That George bloke has a wand of a right foot

[@oscarwebb26]

Never seen such powerful accurate shots in my life

[@adriansmith2523]

Aren't you the guy who just steals tweets constantly?

[@owenwilson8594]

they were both hilarious honestly please have them back on the main channel

[@joshlittler-jennings4398]

Hope you’re managing in this incredibly tough time Chris, take all the time in the world mate we will all be here for you❤️

[@deancampbell3853]

What’s wrong with him?

[@donaldblobfish]

@@deancampbell3853 Him and Shan broke up

[@admiralsnackbar8820]

It was praly the goatee

[@Gabriel-FTW]

Interesting timing from Chris but I’m absolutely here for it

[@Good_Ebening_]

Nocturnal gang we up

[@toffeereactions6530]

@@Good_Ebening_ye I really need to fix my sleep schedule I’m waking up when ppl t finishing work and going to sleep when ppl r going to work since I haven’t got a job atm😂

[@EddieExplores]

Can anyone tell me how to make better KZbin videos?

[@stetsonisringhausen3896]

@@Good_Ebening_ just American

[@GoldenGaming888]

Interesting that your up to watch it

[@YouTube]

chris' uploads always brings a smile ! what a man ❤

[@R1hham]

same

[@iboufan_123]

YO 3RD REPLY

[@blooey-YT]

YOOO HOLY CHRIST IT’S KZbin

[@astronix_2529]

Greetings youtube

[@matthewdunster]

hello youtub

[@dabieldosh2958]

Hope you’re doing ok Chris - content brings us so much joy, stay strong ❤️

[@MoonKnight__]

Sorry to hear about the break up Chris. Been watching you since 2015 and you never failed to put a smile on my face with your football videos. Hope you’re doing good mate. Lots of love❤️

[@Henry23852]

The way Arthur's left foot plants right before taking the shot, makes me crease every single time. He's gonna twist that ankle at some point.

[@juhomalmi]

We need more Arthur he was proper funny on this one

[@bw8845]

Always is man this guy has me creasing

[@futcrunch]

shoutout to the keeper for taking on so many balls

[@waffle.i.am.]

futcrunch?

[@gamingwithashton4402]

Ayo

[@alfiejonesenthusiast]

2 replies??? Lemme change thay

[@aahilisaW]

FUTCRUNCH❤❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉

[@aimbot-xyro5859]

@@alfiejonesenthusiast❤❤❤❤❤❤ ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@jacobRFCmurray]

What a time to post! Hope you’re doing okay chris

[@anaygokhale1330]

That background during the sorare ad brought back so much nostalgia

[@pranavlakhanpal]

Can tell this is gonna be a late night banger from Chris

[@sulemanniazi962]

it was not

[@RakimRoien]

Just what I wanted to see at 1:49am thanks Chris

[@Mr_Miracle]

Love to see two great footballers taking time out of there busy schedules to help Chris out

[@mx5knight147]

Such a great trio. Should upload more together imo

[@grippahrippah-tq6xo]

george apologising to the keeper is the most sweetheart thing ever😭❤️

[@cloudgamer2465]

i beg this trio comes back, they’re all so funny! love you all

[@rejguon2378]

Hey man just want to say hope you’re ok after everything and hoping you and Shannon are on good terms, you’re viewers are always here for you bro much love ❤

[@Albert7_]

Man I wasn't even focused on the challenges anymore I was just listening to what Arthur was going to say next🤣🤣

[@ashergershenoff8562]

sorry to hear about you and Shannon Chris. The best KZbin couple will be missed!

[@JoshC_mufc]

Where did you find out that they broke up?

[@ashergershenoff8562]

@@JoshC_mufc late reply but they both put it on their instagram stories

[@JoshC_mufc]

@@ashergershenoff8562 👍

[@breakingaustin]

George at 1:57 sounded so like Steven Tries I literally had to look up if they were brothers...

[@PeterMCRA]

George Clarke and ChrisMD is not the duo I thought I needed

[@nicholasayers3326]

Just noticed he's back in his old room in Jersey :(

[@yuvrajkewal6664]

its green screen, but he probably just doesn't have a setup made yet

[@prabhdosanjh4609]

@@yuvrajkewal6664 pretty sure he moved back since him and shannon broke up

[@finboofficial8670]

@@prabhdosanjh4609 he just got a flat in london I’m pretty sure plus I don’t think his parents have that house in jersey anymore so it probably is green screen

[@ryanwilliams6652]

I know that the reason Chris was back in his old room in jersey probably was because of the break up but it was so nostalgic seeing him there! I hope you’re both okay

[@Danny34_]

"Footballs gotten too easy for us...." *Proceed to not score for the first 15 shots*

[@Aaroncraigie22]

The nostalgia of Chris being back in his room again

[@elliottathy]

george and arthur should get main channe privlages now

[@aarongill5176]

Hope you're doing alright Chris, we're all behind you. Stay strong man

[@alphnx]

Hopefully you and Shannon are both doing ok after breaking up?

[@mystarhhh]

They broke up bro 😢

[@Minimus.]

@@mystarhhh yeah that's why they commented

[@defenderofminorities3056]

what happened

[@alphnx]

@@defenderofminorities3056 they broke up

[@alphnx]

@@Minimus. made the comment more clear lmao

[@fredstr9617]

We are all here for you Chris. Hope you’re well ❤️

[@ERIDDLE07]

Hope everything is ok Chris ❤

[@curtisdoyle8883]

Can’t go wrong with a 1:40am Chris video, baaaasssshhhh

[@LiamGilmour]

Hope you’re not feeling too down atm, you can take a break as long as you want

[@ggrob297]

chris back in his old room is what we all wanted

[@leewalker1612]

George clarkey is honestly dead funny

[@harrywyatt9543]

We are all here for you Chris and Shannon you were my favourite couple on yt.

[@jjortega6088]

That nep clip at 1:35 is the funniest thing ever i always loved that

[@messibetter7592]

❤Hope you and Shannon leave things on good terms and remain as good friends if not a relationship. ❤

[@Thenextbigballer17]

I’m so happy you’ve released your yearly video

[@tomc9453]

6:14 Arthur going for top line in description.

[@CassidinhoYT]

Playing football with people who don’t play it much is more fun, you never know what you’re going to get, they produce some of the most ridiculous goals amongst a load of poor attempts 😂 very unpredictable

[@cameronmillar4937]

What a time to post Chris! Just before bed as well :)

[@joniii_]

George is the funniest human on the planet

[@25Dzone]

Chris you're lucky most of us have sleep problems

[@bradshadwick4521]

Looks like Arthur goes on benders before every Chrismd video! 😂😂 good content

[@Timotaii]

me praying that this is a prank for one of shannons videos

[@alexbyrne3263]

Bit of a weird upload time but I'm unemployed so it's ok 😂

[@cggaming3262]

Hope you are alright hope you and Shannon are still on great terms

[@sharifjonovic]

That Puma supercharge was cleeean

[@joshlittler-jennings4398]

The new why are you there clip was utter class mate

[@mohammedmiah5300]

Waiting for that banger video soon where someone takes control of your phone/social media 🤪

[@ronancooley8938]

1:50am???? You good Chris

[@eviemitchell8362]

The keeper was definitely a paid actor 😂

[@bigjointsrus6186]

2:19

[@bigjointsrus6186]

2.19 this guy is a good laugh I hope we see him in future videos 💯

[@edcady-ross9858]

Love the nostalgic edits

[@leomatthews3407]

That nepenthez edit is SOOO funny. Hahaha

[@fentonlightwood3285]

With the way Chris's videos are going lately it will be every time u score the goalkeeper will get smaller so it will go from everyone smacking balls at Simon to chis or a baby

[@fentonlightwood3285]

It's called rock solid

[@isaacjones5687]

Was 01:50 AM really the time to post this video

[@calhounsmith8802]

Perfect timing I’ve just finished work, thank you x

[@messibetter7592]

Let's appreciate the goalkeeper 🤣

[@speccyneek]

An Interesting Trio but i'm here for it

[@Ilikeformulaone]

Love watching a Chris Dixandballs video.

[@chasfarthing244]

That guy gonna snap an ankle with technique like that

[@willgeorge7359]

What more could you want to wake up to in the morning before a maths mock…hope you’re all good

[@Moflight23]

Arthur.. what a legend 😂😂

[@DanRobards]

None of Arthur's shots were repeatable. I'm beginning to think he's one of those people with zero foot-eye coordination

[@morgandocherty2164]

It made me so happy seeing the old room ❤️

[@djgaming263]

Stick John in goal and this would be a 5 hour vid

[@JoePlatt1]

George sliced every shot loool

[@georgeclarkey]

I prefer to think of it as cutting edge

[@Hellothere-ok4pk]

@@georgeclarkey 💀

[@NoobMaster-yg5oe]

Seeing the og background on that ad brought back memories 😢

[@jacobknapper5847]

I saw the title, then I saw 'Dix' in the channel name, and my mind went somewhere that the holy lord wouldnt approve of nor my uncle steve would enjoy anymore..

[@georgehobbit21]

thanks for the shoutout at 7:24

[@joshleader8017]

This makes your other second channel vids look like S tier content

[@bobsyouruncle1069]

7:05 Koven ❤

[@liamnash2132]

Nice of you to have Noah Beck on in goals mate

[@gabry2260]

The funniest trio in KZbin football 😂

[@calhounsmith8802]

The angle of Arthur’s foot hurts me

[@danielsoliman4839]

How is Chris making fun of their height 😂

[@BrexitGeaser]

Fr

[@orveline]

banger vid, love george and arthur

[@shaukahodan2373]

Yo

[@solveigg2377]

This is a great trio!!

[@jamielloyd6297]

The Chrismd I know would've squeezed out an extra 12 seconds

[@TheOnlySpaceMan]

Nice save with the under 8 joke

[@matthewlloyd9752]

he's back at home. wtfffff. love the memories. poor timing though

[@NSL_Caiden]

9:18 though

[@nickspassmore]

At least the 2 taller lads know they’re not good at football, you can appreciate that. The dinky fella most definitely thinks he is prem level. Bless him.

[@davidblancarte4839]

MLS shootout video with Tobi in goal

[@BrentonSwart]

arthur is top class

[@Hu_Dalby]

A small Man, for Some small goals -me

[@a.bxnton]

2am is a strange time to post but brill video

[@reeceholian7758]

ChrisMD and sleep, name a better duo!

[@thepokemart173]

The goal gets smaller, like the pool of women I've not embarrassed myself in front of

[@Lingham]

FENTON!! Highlight of the video for me 🤣🤣

[@gsfc10]

CHRIS’ OLD ROOM IN THE AD

[@ojhitch]

Look at that goatee during the ad, phwoar

[@PapaClarkeTheGoat]

Late upload but buzzing about it!

[@MooseGK]

this guy really uploaded at 2am