Every Time You Score, You Get Heavier

[@chrismdixon10]

Thanks to Displate for sponsoring this video: displate.com/chrismd Use code "CHRISMD" at checkout for 33% off Displates in the sports category #AD

[@sampickles9081]

the Arthur squeak before shots never gets old

[@Arthur_Frederick]

"Thanks for having me on, Chris" he comments, blushing

[@tankcb]

Wtf

[@J55_ZR]

@@tankcbguys odd

[@juggalettyjrb]

❤

[@scott--1629]

@@tankcb i'ts called a reference lad

[@Rana-to5mo]

uwu

[@Naaylor]

Genuinely wheezed every time Arthur had a shot with the 60kg vest

[@YonavKingOfficial]

fcking hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

[@curicrowsity]

So did Arthur

[@MultiFreakface]

"You sly dog, you caught me monologuing" is an iconic line from famed antihero Syndrome in The Incredibles. How dare you.

[@Mgrunklec]

Got me not caught me 😁

[@eabhamcdonagh]

this trio is elite tbh

[@danielshine9303]

this was was such low effort garbage

[@Bigfella21]

@@danielshine9303 🔥🔥🔥

[@ravihesselink6257]

@@danielshine9303its the second channel

[@akmuchbetter9782]

@@danielshine9303 second channel and it was entertaining

[@DeadSezSo]

Really is, the vibes are 🤌

[@rocklobstre]

7:12 the way that every video eventually results in bullying Arthur 😭

[@avonizuchai7505]

I genuinely love this trio the jokes they make bout eachother and random jokes r just like what? Funny

[@Niki_Ushanka]

I find it so funny how Chris is making fun of another person’s bodyparts size as if he’s not wearing boots made for children 😭

[@adhocvolcano1591]

They're cheaper so, a win is a win 🤷

[@LegendaryPotato123]

Haha Fr 😂

[@jdmhbeats]

💀

[@rosiedollface]

@@adhocvolcano1591 I do the same sometimes.. £60 shoes down from like £145.. 👏🏻

[@Mohicular]

Nothing wrong with that just trying to save a bit of money

[@_.o.n.t.o.p._]

Never get tired of Chris MD videos

[@danielshine9303]

this was was such low effort garbage

[@pointblank5149]

@@danielshine9303 Its a second channel video its not suppose to be a full quality production its more for a fun watch and easy to make just enjoy it

[@Mr.Capalot2]

Can we just acknowledge arthurs technique and how the hell does he generate so much power in his shot, while looking like he isn't even trying

[@rosiedollface]

7:00...... "Like sending you off on a date with all your emotional baggage.." No, was vibing to that sick techno track - you didn't need that Chris.. cry.

[@conjo4030]

arthur bending over after every shot is funny af😂

[@ScoobyWoohoo]

If Chris and Arthur came out as a couple, I wouldn't be surprised...

[@anthonyorsini]

I'm here for it. AutisMD.

[@ShinyDitto]

@@anthonyorsini am i missing something or did you just say gay people are autistic? XD

[@lanreapena9720]

Same 😅

[@jaysbaddecisions]

@@anthonyorsini thats what they called me in highschool

[@Laylatasker]

Best three people in one vid we are sorted 😂

[@hoezayyg2066]

The chair at a Chrismd shoot is my favorite character

[@sm0iks698]

14:11 POV: Grandpa taking the journey upstairs cos he forgot his meds

[@johnking5174]

Arthur at 9:50 looks like your typical dad sitting in his chair watching the football

[@le0M435]

I will not tolerate slander for a good old increadibles quote

[@HEYSNAGGLETOOTH]

9:57 POV: dad trying to get out of the chair after watching TV for atleast 9 hours

[@rosiedollface]

0:39 YOU REPLICATED YOUR NORWAY 'NO LOOK' GOAL !? I had chills ! Coldd

[@jdmhbeats]

Chris you should get her number

[@lauren148148]

Arthur sounded like my 1.5 year old when he needs something done. Just sort of grunts at me 😂😂😂

[@Loesoeman]

Ill have you know Arthur’s ‘fuck off just fuck off’ is an inbetweeners reference Chris.

[@ida.13]

ciaran had crazy aura in this video

[@Balnius]

'Do you not help her?' 😂😂😂

[@lucapaiano4291]

For someone who clearly has a nut allergy, Arthur is freakishly fast at running!

[@korganrocks3995]

I feel like I'm missing a reference here...

[@budd8881]

Missed opportunity to make a Jannik Vestergaard joke

[@theastro65]

chris u are already heavy enough

[@jack-footballedits9126]

Allow it 😂

[@Rahhahahahahah272]

That’s a violation 😂

[@manavkalra6549]

Why is no one talking about the pause Arthur and Chris take at 8:00 to admire George's backside 😂

[@stefanimorgan5728]

The only time i'm interested in sports is when i watch ChrisMD

[@TaylorJ07]

Me wondering for five minutes if Ciarán was edited in only to realize he was in goal the whole time....

[@canadafresh9737]

Big deal I’ve being doing this challenge the past 5 years

[@teholly1297]

George has Stephen Tries energy and I fucking love it

[@rosiedollface]

8:53.... cold - will need to adjust my "Fave ChrisMD Goals" list again...

[@chrishannibal5309]

Considering Arthur looks like he's never played football before...he comes up with some cracking finishes!

[@carlfleming1064]

Funny how a year back this is main channel vid but good ol displate shows up vid is ready lol

[@rdub202]

1:32 Big John catches that

[@lillymarina456hi8]

4:35 he knows he’s whipped

[@TaroZak]

I been rewatching old footy vids and now you upload 🐐🙌

[@sophiemichelle4964]

5:20 Arthur 😭😭

[@GrandstandSports]

Darragh is a baller 🔥

[@thehybridtheory1197]

Bro cooks

[@lunaelii]

arthur leaning forward like an old man after every shot is taking me ooout

[@mufclad2]

5:42 back to the Ollie days

[@courtlelliott]

15:35 I know some of y’all replayed this

[@Adot888]

Chris dont needs no extra weight with that beer belly bosh 🥊🥊

[@Yorickhunt-o3q]

I bet this is a vid that was meant to be on the main channel but sacked it off because it wasn’t good enough 😂

[@davidheidemann1714]

AS an Estonian i am happy you know “vestonia” exists

[@rosiedollface]

Chris is the only guy that can make me happy in this world.... 6 mins you know, earliest I've been 🤭

[@samh6082]

I literally end up watching every Chris video over five times just in case I miss something 😂

[@jdmhbeats]

You should date him

[@tperm4923]

10:37 Chris how do you not know the incedibles

[@quaylo4235]

Chris getting a knuckleball volley of the crossbar with an extra 60kg on his is a big flex man

[@3llablah06]

13:26 ChrisMD picks his nose 🌹🌹 scarlett johanson

[@Rana-to5mo]

This vid become my daily routine for the past 3 days

[@jessicacurry935]

Loved this video, simple yet effective

[@neesie_]

i feel like arthur is what happens when your intrusive thoughts win all the time

[@lukassalota1269]

15:32 Minecraft zombie sounds

[@Jackeydee]

The welcome to jurassic park bit sent me 😂😂😂

[@Nighteclair]

ARTHURS RUN 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@glggetv]

George is so cute

[@michaelfrazier4836]

I think this might have been more challenging with adding leg weights instead of a vest

[@andysnowden199]

The Jurassic park bit killed me 😂

[@jamierankcom9035]

"Welcome to jurassic park" 😂

[@boneappletea1718]

arthur is such a mood in this lol

[@aschmidty11]

I actually think both those first two from Chris were in

[@Matjuaval]

Not surprising that this a second and not main channel upload

[@danielshine9303]

this was was such low effort garbage

[@RyanPrideaux-f1f]

@@danielshine9303it’s a second channel vid mate

[@chloearmstrong9535]

Mate, this trio was fabulous

[@reececonnelly1340]

Arthur n George are brilliant 😂

[@YesZyLa]

Why does Arthur kick like he was in the mixed group for PE?

[@MaxiFiYT]

love the vids Chris! Keep it up, can't wait for the next one dude!

[@Davetubeproductions]

I was saying the day Chris uploads regularly is the day that Scotland goes through at a tournament. No...Just me? Anyways...let's see how this ages in 45 minutes

[@Tvhurdghit4fhi6rr]

Unlucky mate

[@Davetubeproductions]

@@Tvhurdghit4fhi6rr 😂😂

[@itarry4]

Yhea not well but at least Scotland went for it and made some chances and entertaining football.

[@a_r10__]

Great video Tony

[@FutBaLLisTheBestCR7]

WE NEED MORE SUNDAY LEAGUES GREATEST MOMENTS

[@reganwhittle656]

George wearing the weighted vest & running with the ball kinda gives off Verne from over the hedge vibes🙂‍↔️🤘

[@kapi6130]

This would be great but with ankle weights, maybe some dribbling challenges as well

[@RambinoYT]

Valiant efforts from the cone in goal!

[@kookiemane14]

Chris first two crossbar hits reminds me of Lampard 2010

[@W3SXX7]

10:25 The Incredibles, that’s from that ginger with the flying boots and big S on the cape.

[@baileycolman5075]

Arthur’s dad jokes 🤨

[@willrjf]

Arthur kicks a ball like he's wearing the wrong trousers from Wallace and Gromit

[@oltiqn]

Come on Shawrey I was on the edge of my seat the whole time 😅got my heart racing for that absolute underdog story you were at Headloss Hedges and ended up at Victory Village.

[@fletchergracie3992]

Goalkeeper budget went on surgery to shrink George's head

[@chuckwagon7354]

Three of my fav KZbinrs (I'm so not in their demographic though!)

[@richardandrecarpiopanduro5192]

They were getting crazy 6:19

[@kasperbj]

11:21 noice .

[@QTaceX]

Great video Tony!!!

[@sbflying]

Should do this with defenders trying to keep you from scoring, then you’d have an excuse to get Jannik Vestergaard

[@cmm4456]

I think a Failure compilation is due 😂

[@Rana-to5mo]

One hour long video? Please This one I just hit the play button and it’s over !!!!

[@jackdee7733]

Chris displate voice is funny af 😆😆

[@MrPaidePoiss]

5:20 ESTONIA MENTIONED RAAAGGGHHHHHH

[@nathanjacko]

Chris using the same volley attempt twice, i noticed 👀

[@muckymoe5619]

Looked like Antony was wearing one of those vests when he scored his only goal in the 23/24 season against Burney

[@igaming15]

Man ima be honest I have been watching you since Sunday league football. Even before that when you were just doing soccer trick hits or challenges. It makes me very happy to see you still doing good. I’m happy for you Chris. You been doing good and befriended the sidemen and many more. Keep pushing and if anyone is negative towards you just remember that everyone even you has a bad day. So don’t take it personal. They might just be having the worst day of their lives. They might just need someone to stand their ground and help you realize the solution isn’t that far from The problem. KEEP GOING CHRISS

[@francispatient4562]

Might be the only one, but I quite look forward to a ChrisMD video

[@revann_dowski]

i subscribed when you scored that amazing GOLE, you deserved it

[@MasonGlover123]

3:24 just look at Georges leg and follow it up

[@necroposter9667]

they play exactly like chunkz with the weighted vest

[@jagowall]

That thumbnail cracked me up

[@DanActon-fz7fz]

anyone else notice the ball glitching at 4:19

[@itarry4]

Well none of the shots were the vest but the video was one of the vest..... 😢😢😢 Edit: now wondering when exactly Chris has seen enough babies being born to know what it looks like.....

[@porkbellyism]

Arthur is sooo cute