Every Vermintide 2 career in a nutshell (missing WP and Necronancer)

[@NiThZo]

Pusfume in the background at 0:11 :D

[@Janfon1]

Yay thx for noticing!!!!

[@hazel5049]

BELOVED BABY

[@ubermaster134]

It's our boy :D

[@silversaxxy4077]

The boy

[@worthlessclericbuild3866]

THERE’S THE BOY

[@ginjaBRETTman]

That perfect little zero on Grail Knight is like a halo for us... earned from a perfectly chivalrous run.

[@bolikde9389]

And Bombs dont count as ranged kills.

[@ginjaBRETTman]

@@bolikde9389 They're holy hand grenades obviously...

[@Dire-Fates]

@@bolikde9389 bomb? A peasant’s weapon.

[@primary2630]

@@bolikde9389 weird i swear ive ended up with a couple of ranged kills as grail knight somehow, like maybe if you kobe a frag bomb and instant kill a guy?

[@ghola82]

imagine simping for a lake thot's bath water... i mean "blessing". ;)

[@ollaniuspius1211]

You'd be surprised how motivated people can get to take out the trash if you yell at them in a voice like Kruber's.

[@bluntlyhonest6803]

"Think you can stop us!? You're welcome to bloody try!"

[@zinstonehead]

That. :-D

[@curtisstephens4482]

"STAND UP, SHAPE UP OR SHUT UP!" ok geez

[@soundwave5634]

"KILL FOR OL'KRUBER!"

[@willieearles3151]

“OI! WE’RE THE BLOODY UBERSREIK FIVE! OR FOUR! DOESN’T MATTER!”

[@cursedcroissants1689]

0:49 "So! You're the ratman I've been hearing about." *AGGRESSIVELY SHITS PANTS*

[@bryanquesnel7099]

"Going somewhere, besides your grave?"

[@Wizardo5]

thats just his active, fart of sigmar

[@neopolitandotexe]

“I thought you were slain-dead!”

[@bryanquesnel7099]

@@neopolitandotexe "My death was greatly exaggerated"

[@ladyd.705]

I can hear the comments in his voice glorious

[@HorrorTuuletin]

I cannot stress enough how much I appreciate the level of accuracy, the level of refinement and absurd realness these gifs represent. How the hell do they mimic the originals SO GOOD!

[@Janfon1]

1. Download the meme as mp4 2. You can put videos in Blender 3. one window - meme, 2nd window - animation. Can watch both simultaneously frame by frame 4. effort Recreating each one was a lot of fun for me, I appreciate it!

[@georgeclueney4419]

@@Janfon1 thank you for time and hard work making this incredibly amusing :D

[@BRENOd3d]

@@Janfon1 step 5: profit

[@enggigg6644]

As a iron breaker main I can confirm if I don’t make every enemy even the monsters just focus my tanks ass down my team would melt faster than ice cream in Khorne’s realm

[@wyatt2918]

Single handedly controlling one of the enemy hoards with fire while the rest of the team deals with the other one

[@Merlynn132]

Drink potion,bomb,trollpedo,finish with minigun. Monster is die.

[@scribese7en]

@@Merlynn132 Why do all that when I can just grab an axe and tell them to Sugmar Dick

[@Notbatman374]

Thank you for your service dawi

[@noddarkwolf]

as another Iron Breaker main i can confirm this comment is true ive had several scenarios where if i didn't have the entirety of skavenblight focusing on my dwarf with my back agenced a wall we would have been slaughtered

[@SpookSkellington]

As an engineer main i also DEMAND 1v1's with ratling gunners. Gotta flex your superior engineering on those furry wazzocks.

[@ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle]

those rat bastards think they can use a gatling gun? I'll show them what a real gatling gun is like!

[@mankulon790]

Very dwarf of you

[@prointernetuser]

but then their bullets suppressed you and you cant shoot straight so you dumped your entire ability bar + half your health on one ratling gunner

[@Jinchuurikii95]

​@@prointernetuser Prepare and shoot first, and maybe bring gromril plated or innovative hoppers with leading shots, rat guns make clunky sounds spin up before they show themselves and fire on sight. I love engi but theirs alot of nuances about him.

[@heyitsj8934]

My retarded ass using an iron drake against a fire-rat wrapped in asbestos

[@colinwilliams8811]

As a slayer main, I can confirm!

[@Tanzenergise]

sees patrol "MINE MINE MINEMINE MINE MIIINE!!!!"

[@KRIMZONMEKANISM]

Few things are as satisfying as becoming a dwarven beyblade of death when you use the Slayer's Ult and procc swift slaying on your Greataxe and just proceed to shred the dongliz out of the blackrats. :)

[@korovan2000]

me as slayer

[@Orvect]

+1 🥵👍

[@HTGY6YTH67Y]

Mama ain't raise no bitch

[@BLS31]

As a recent huntsman main, I can say we exist. We're just spamming prowl and staying in the back lines so we're a little hard to notice.

[@freddiewilliams3589]

Probably my favourite kruber class these days, with ammo recycle build for the repeater with a spear and shield. Good ranged damage and good defense and horde clear. Ult can be used for big dmg, escapes and hidden revives. So all in all he's very versatile.

[@BLS31]

@@freddiewilliams3589 your use of spear and shield is neat, I usually use brettonian longsword for more stagger.

[@freddiewilliams3589]

@@BLS31 The stagger sounds good on Bret longsword, but for me its better to go for the wide sweeps and fast attacks that spear+shield have as well as good stamina, if there's any type of special or elite enemies I can use the more precise heavy attacks in the chain or switch to the repeater and spray away as ammo retention is amazing on Huntsman.

[@epicgamer-bazingawarrior1337]

Huntsman+Manbow gang gang

[@BLS31]

@@epicgamer-bazingawarrior1337 what, and beat out all the elf mains with superior marksmanship and less friendly fire?

[@johnvector6646]

As a whc main that survived catalysm skittergate, i can confirm.

[@d.n5287]

You didn't survive you thrived.

[@tomek3470]

WHC made me lose my shit for a while, fantastic memes!

[@Janfon1]

I was looking for an excuse to animate his flowing suit for a long, long time and this was a perfect opportunity for... obvious reasons

[@danny_decheeto8300]

The animation was so in sync, incredible

[@gamer65688]

"So you're that Heretic I've heard so much about." *FART REVERB*

[@danny_decheeto8300]

@@gamer65688 insert Rasknit going “wah”

[@MellowTed]

As a WHC main, I approve. Edit: And the ending is spot on. As me and friends use to say, we play this game because we like to suffer.

[@danny_decheeto8300]

Whc and bounty hunter

[@ncq7226]

WHC chads rise up!

[@kwazooplayingguardsman5615]

its less the WHC, its more like the rapier carries WHC to the next level

[@ncq7226]

@@kwazooplayingguardsman5615 true, i use nothing but for melee as WHC

[@michasokoowski6651]

@@kwazooplayingguardsman5615 Well... WHC is probably the best career in the game due to his instant kill on crits, which pairs nicely with his ult for more crit chance and if you want to go really insane with huntsman... Meanwhile rapier is one of the best, if not the best melee weapon due to its nice attack pattern with parry refresh.

[@dumdummcstupid2414]

0:50 Unironically how it felt joining a Chaos Wastes game mid-match to a struggling team and shouting a rat ogre into a bottomless pit as soon as it spawned.

[@thinkingboi9508]

Tbh if i was a super muscular 10ft monster and a guy wielding a small ass pistol and a thin sword suddenly yelled at the top of his lungs telling me to fuck off i'd happily do as he wishes

[@justjoking5252]

"OI!" Rat behemoth: _*Dies_

[@voodooozo3755]

That WHC animation was absolutely glorious

[@alexrexaros9837]

Actually want Lohner's VA to do Morshu's lines.

[@JRexRegis]

Potions? Heals? Bombs? You want it? It's yours, my friend. As long as you have enough shillings. Sorry, Victor - I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little, mmm, richer!

[@guts8909]

0:49 in the mega mind movie metroman flexes his calves so hard that he movies air causing the dingly-bits on his suit to flow cuz he is a superman and all... saltzpyre either farted so hard that it moved his trench coat or he has the same flexing strength as metroman

[@Janfon1]

Both interpretations are correct as you do flex your muscles while farting

[@Soren9302]

or.. hear me out. Sigmar's "winds" caused such a movement

[@Garbageeater9988]

As an ironbreaker main, your welcome

[@noddarkwolf]

as another Ironbreaker main we salute you fellow Dawi the Skaven tide is no match for Dawi metal

[@numnaut1314]

We are the wall between our incompetent teammates and the hordes of rats and chaos. We may not always get the highest scores but we are the back bone of the team.

[@DoofXMachina]

The problem with iron breaker is that he should never be played by a new player because oh my god did I screw myself over when trying other characters finally and I'd get killed like 5 minutes in to the game

[@jacksons9546]

I don’t usually like this format but this was rly good lol Very accurate w/ zealot main, my friends usually either hear me yelling “HIT ME HIT ME GET MY HEALTH LOW” or “THEY GOT ME”

[@NPC_5439]

1:11 this literally happened to me today, I went too far and didn't notice my team was still exploring for items, so I got trapped under a knife guy

[@consumerofbepsi5254]

Pyromancer super ignoring 18 specials to get the 1 slave rat in the middle of nowhere be like

[@oliveromarsson4189]

That's why I always look around before dropping down somewhere. Both to make sure I don't go ahead and go on my own, and to make sure I don't leave a teammember behind. I've had enough of people just rushing ahead and leaving teammembers behind to die. But what pissed me off the most is when I played with a kerillian the other day. She picked up a potion while wearing the time, used it and ran off without picking it up. Me and my girlfriend had to scour the entire area until we found it in the most obscure place ever. Meanwhile, this kerillian is running off and getting herself killed. I'm really glad she didn't have the grimoire

[@CommissarJake]

I feel the foot joke belong more the Grail knight: 'How much for your feet etching M'lady?'

[@Janfon1]

"If the Grail Knight seeks the Grail, what does the Foot Knight seek?"

[@delivererofdarknessshoguno1133]

@@Janfon1 Grail knights are the ones who have found the Grail and drank from it. What it means for Foot knights is up for discussion.

[@CommissarJake]

@@Janfon1 Point.

[@d.n5287]

@@delivererofdarknessshoguno1133 They have found Karl Franz's blessed toes and sniffed from it. It is more intoxicating than globadier gas if legends are to be believed.

[@Alabaster-White]

As Handmaiden main I like to believe I have pulled off more last second revives then abandon my team, but I may just be lying to myself. I'm also always high off of Hagsbane.

[@Aredel]

Works better as a drug than an actual weapon

[@MrCubs0717]

Main reason Handmaiden was my main for so long was the ability to survive and revive the team if shit got real bad, now I love one shotting literally almost everything with jav crit build

[@Nyctaeus]

As Waystalker main, I don't leave after first death. I just die next 5 times in every fight, so my teammates can play as 3 and carry my dead body to the end.

[@thiccviking861]

People: "Huntsman mains don't exist" Huntsman mains: "Oi, Which eye do ya want this in?"

[@Daniele63]

1:18 Lohner reciting the screaming bell script for the bilionth time 0:29 Engineers when noone gives them bombs 0:49 Fortunes of war cataclysm veterans be like

[@yiffmedaddyuwu637]

If you just answered 'oh no, not another bloody bell" then you win a pumpkin, you lucky bleeder. Don't eat it all at once, because you'll need provisions on your way to destroying the wretched thing.

[@Daniele63]

@@yiffmedaddyuwu637 That man's got a thing about pumpkins, it ain't healthy

[@aname848]

As an IronBreaker main, I can't relate but I wish I could

[@karlfranz5005]

Masterpiece

[@ferdinand5223]

The emperor himself comes down from Altdorf to give this video his consent.

[@justhere9731]

As a way stalker main, no stereotype can ever cover my incredible desire to charge a rat ogre with a spear and fucking die. No I will not change to a class who’s better at it.

[@sonofthebearking3335]

Amaranthe + Natural Bond 🤌

[@WetMagic]

This resonates with me on every level.

[@Chaos-bq6mc]

Iron breakers and slayers are the definition of "Fine, I'll do it myself"

[@slurpfung906]

Warrior Priest mains triggering Righteous Fury right after the horde fucking dies

[@zahnloli123]

As a handmaiden main, I sure do love my "you take aggro" button

[@thiccntender4525]

Hey, we can't revive them if we're dead, can we?

[@unlimitedpanda5433]

I've once seen a GK get 4 ranged kills. I have no clue how they did it, but I'm scared.

[@Janfon1]

Bombs, barrels, but those are for peasants

[@Carpatouille]

They just go super saiyen and launch holy blasts of energy to their sturdiest foes

[@destroidhak2556]

As a bounty hunter main, i can confirm that is true. The career ability litteraly oneshots ally's if it gets the ranged crit passive on it

[@Antilogr]

"Recieve the JUDGEMENT of SIGMAR!"

[@simonnachreiner8380]

Shade mains never shutting the hell up about backstabbing bosses.

[@michasalamon8315]

Your animation have motivated me to play some Vermintide again. Alright. Its time for some C&B torture.

[@diamondmetal3062]

I love that animation at 0:33, like “Meyfloies, I’m only going over this once! So anyway, this is why I ditched your lead-footed asses…”

[@Nikkidafox]

This is absolutely amazing. The recreation of all of the memes you see in this sort of thing IN Vermintide is just... great. Good job. Sigmar bless you.

[@azariah_kyras]

You never see us huntsman mains because we're ulting about a mile behind the squad sniping everything with our bows

[@LocalAnonOnTheInternet]

We now need memes for the Warrior Priest and the Necromancer lol

[@hullzor970]

I love how Lohner is animated like Morshu, that was brilliant!

[@BorneyPraiseTheSun]

0:05 welp.. lets ball then! i am proclaiming myself as hunstman main! and i shall slay the rats! gonna go and salvage my IronBreaker troll hammer and hammer and shield to craft red bow and we ballin.

[@JanJansen985]

Dudes leaving the first time they get downed still hapoens to this day Like dude the load time is slower than us picking you up

[@st4rk1ll86]

Absolutely Gold! Just as cousin Okri used to mine.

[@ardynizunia9709]

Gotta at least mention that as often as handmaidens abandon the team, they are also always the ones reviving the entire team 3 times over while kiting 2 bosses, a horde, a patrol and 2 specials lmao. Love handmaiden, I don't know if I would classify her as a tank or support or anything conventional really. I prefer to call her the babysitter class lol. Because there isn't a single class in the team that doesn't MASSIVELY benefit from her being around. Tanks get double the stamina regen, she makes ironbreaker literally immortal just by standing somewhere near him. Her invis, plus quick revives, plus extra health while reviving, plus being invincible while reviving just means you can't die near a competent handmaiden. And when the entire team wipes anyways, her dash, invisibility and being able to just casually dodge THROUGH enemies with infinite effective dodge count weapons means she is BA FAAAAAAAAAAAAR the best clutch class in the game, able to revive her wiped team over and over again consistently. Anyways, I know it's just for the memes lol, I'm just passionate about this class. I normally always prefer playing DPS in games, this is the first game ever where the most fun class by a mile is not a DPS for me. I feel so powerful with the enemies just being unable to take me down. I seriously lost more cata random lobbies to hosts leaving because they got tired of dying and waiting for me to free them rather than to me ever dying. Seriously, random teams wiping due to cata with randoms being pretty unreliable and then them just leaving when I totally got us all is the main reason I ever lose random lobbies, handmaiden just can't be taken down unless there are many assasins and hookrats around, then one tiny misstep is obviously game over. But I don't think there is another class that comes anywhere close to her survivability. She doesn't have the longest stealth, isn't the tankiest, she doesn't have the best waveclear, she may not even be the most mobile due to Siennas double flame teleport, but she has the right combination of all of those things that makes her able to easily deal with any given situation, while any other class being good at any of those usually SUCK at at least 2, if not 3 other categories. Handmaiden is a hypermobile all rounder tank support in a game where dealing with and reacting to a variety of possible situations quickly and apporpriately is key. So for once, a balanced set of strengths is actually better than specialization in one thing. God that got long for a meme video. Gotta hop on this game again. Currently I'm only playing the first game cause 2 of my friends recently got into it and I'm playing it all over again with them, trying to beat everything on cata and get the 78 waves on last stand. Took a while for them to not be awful tbh, but seeing the growth was pretty good, by now they're very competent :'D And as soon as we're done, we will move on to Vermintide 2 and I can finally play my beloved handmaiden again.

[@ImposCoE]

Beautiful!

[@athomicritics]

missing a skelleton with "Sienna 4th Career waiting for release"

[@itsumayo]

Bardin mains trying to hide the fact they’re a devout Deep Rock Galactic fan

[@nuggetsschumaker4371]

huntsman, you say? alright. New main incoming.

[@TheAlexDivision]

Haven't played the game but I love that the first one is making fun of Inspire aced

[@AbstractArchitectureEnthusiast]

There is nothing more enraged, than a Zealot player after noticing waywatcher or grail knight with passive regen for team.

[@Janfon1]

Or a trigger happy moonfire bow elf who won't let you generate THP from a horde

[@countgarlic9495]

Incredible stuff. I didn't expect the Zealot one, but it ended up being my favourite. Keep it up!

[@rafaelcastor2089]

As a Huntsman main, i like how you made us invisible gods. The buggers never see us coming

[@FrankieAmadeian.]

That Zealot Saltzpyre bit is fucking gold. Of all the Vermintide characters I expected to see eating chips, Victor was almost last, last actually being Kerillian

[@BearAttackMan]

Pusfume Mains: "Video descriptions? Pfft, who reads those?"

[@milat9287]

It saddens me that this was made too early to include Warrior Priest. Pretty good stuff

[@Midorimusha]

As an aspiring Warrior priest main, I propose: WP mains explaining why attacking trash to get fury is more important then shielding the teammate cornered by 5 stormvermin

[@lukelarson4996]

As a slayer main i approve. the slayers love to yeet into armored patrols. Its 1 of the many joys of seeking death in the most glorious way.

[@JonathanThe501st]

See the Huntsman one is funny because as someone who actually plays Huntsman, I like spamming my ult that makes me invisible.

[@nexos4144]

The pyro one got me lmao.

[@poyloos4834]

As an ib main, every player downed feels like my fault. I just keep thinking “damn, I should’ve been there to tank that!”

[@tank5435]

Me too

[@ExhiledGod2]

Me as Unchained. "I could have fulminated for you ;-;"

[@uumdi]

Lohner doing the Morshu killed me. Perfect video 11/10

[@geicolizard8147]

Bounty hunter is so fun. A big ass enemy wonders over and because he chose to exist I decided to remove half of his health bar.

[@Chloroxite]

I read "IB mains carrying the match" and I really wanted to dispute it but then I remembered I literally had a match just last night where I had like 8 revives and even threw my life away to distract a boss while my last teammate went for the revives on the other two. I died but it prevented the match from ending there. I consider that a win.

[@V_Muray]

Dude, you made me come back after six months away from the game. This made my day. Especially 1:26.

[@nucleenix7762]

words cannot explain how much i love this, it's perfect

[@vipuldass2318]

This is way too high effort. I applaud you sir.

[@Patrick_The_Pure]

Those times when the game for some reason calculates a ranged kill to GK GK: Sometimes my genius, it's almost frightening

[@muskett2350]

Put me to one hp, come on, do it, now

[@pelmeni_va]

Sienna fans waiting for Sienna's new class to drop

[@galling2052]

I mean huntsman is not bad... but that career definitly needs sth, just any kind of love from fatshark.

[@kwazooplayingguardsman5615]

Huntsman with bow is the best class to rid of specials and elites. Headshots guarantees crits and ammo recoup so a good huntsman is always on his bow just cleaving elites, specials, (and if really good) hordes at range

[@stillewillem6706]

the best Vermintide content i've ever seen.

[@stillewillem6706]

Can you release the first Saltzpyre clip with the Megamind audio? i would love to see that.

[@Janfon1]

@@stillewillem6706 With our without the reverb fart?

[@DeadPLayerCZ]

@@Janfon1 Yes.

[@The_Lone_Outlaw]

The heavy dwarf with flamethrower...brings out a side of me I struggle to put back in. Nothing eradicates evil and darkness like the warmth of my cleansing flame.

[@LtLeo]

"Brettonians disdain ranged weapons." Me, holding an oil tank and a bomb: "this is not a ranged weapon, my friend. It is a barrel of oil."

[@lucho6883]

Yes, this pleases me greatly

[@liamer88]

As always you are an IB main in my eyes Janfon, no matter your true main

[@BIGESTblade]

Merc should be shown yelling all the time with CDR.

[@n_nils3056]

As a friend of a SOTT Main: Is there any javelin proof armour skin?

[@mememuncher139]

I don't ult on the hoard! Well, sometimes.

[@ChaosLemonVIII]

As a shade/huntsman main I can guarantee you that we don't exist and you'll never see us

[@bassault]

This is just beyond perfect... Why do elf mains always quit as soon as they get downed once anyway?

[@pyrogreg8]

Because it's clearly the team's fault if the elf runs off from the team and gets downed

[@stefanfr13]

I guess elves just draw the perfectionist/narcasistic crowd, and any slight against them (like the implication they're bad at the game cause of a down) is seen as a personal offense? That's my theory at least

[@PhoenicopterusR]

@stefanfr13 so elf players are like stereotypical fantasy elves? I mean....yeah that math checks out

[@laghingcast]

The Megamind reference got me xD

[@BlemmiganGallivanter]

As a Ranger main, it pained me to see how accurate this is

[@crispychips7161]

Ok to be fair those patrols had it coming.

[@wutelgiwithagun8832]

TO KADRIIIIIIN *aggressively jumps towards stormvermin*

[@VaasYanovich]

This is freaking gold. Me and my friend had a great time laughing our asses off!

[@viktor8942]

Absolutely astonishing mate. Also i agree with the Zealot one but usually it's not on purpose *usually*.

[@DefinitelyNotATerriblePerson]

As a proud Huntsman Main:

[@sadturtlesoup8832]

The idea of Saltzpyre just walking up, talking shit and ripping ass to show dominance is quite on brand for him

[@aruanamic8766]

Look man you don't just look at a patrol as a slayer and not want to fulfill your oath to die in glorious battle.

[@WhimsicalCreature457]

In light of recent events, it’s high time we see an update to this list.

[@Tutel0093]

Can't believe how much I like this video

[@thefiresworddragon927]

I love how Grail Knights are about talking about ranged kills, yet bomb kills count as ranged kills. It's very awesome to save a teammate who's up on a ledge your team can't kill cause all melee, and you as a melee only throw a bomb and save them.

[@xCoiotex]

as an unchained main, sorry for the friendly fire, must explode

[@bipolarmadness5075]

Wow, holy shit! The effort that you put on this and the animations on point with the memes its just amazing.

[@PunishedVenomDrake]

I think Lohner being Morshu was the best thing I saw in a long time.

[@discountplaguedoctor88]

Could definitely use an update, considering the existence of Warrior Priest and Necromancer.

[@Grab_001]

I couldn't tell you what tier Engineer is cuz I'm too busy looking at the neat big gun and my Axe/Hammer melee weapon. "Look! It's got a gear, and it's both an axe and a hammer! Neat!"

[@elgringosupremo]

Engineer is better than people give him credit for

[@thorveim1174]

@@elgringosupremo and more importantly.. he is friggin fun to use when you finally get to gun down a horde

[@hulkhooligan2241]

i had to revisit this video after a 9 revive game as ironbreaker

[@Janfon1]

Keep being a chad, IB main

[@hulkhooligan2241]

@@Janfon1 B)

[@ngfshgsfhsgh]

hey now as a handmaiden I only abandon the team when they prove they're a completely lost cause and I need to finish the rest of the level by myself

[@probablywrong3816]

I've finally gotten into the game and I'm shocked out quickly I understand the community memes now

[@thehistorians5231]

welcome to the tide my friend

[@dsa3017]

those damn handmaid elf saw 2 of us die while dodging a damn rat for 2 min straight