Everybody Hates Chris - Single Dad

Greg is chewed out by another student who predicts that he will be a single dad.
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[@pamoweiberezi5315]

"Would you steal a white kid and paint em brown?" i can't even 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 am dying

[@maybbb7688]

pamowei berezi lmao

[@bludragon9346]

Lol

[@justeungars7356]

Yes

[@rickyo7061]

pamowei berezi lmao, right? i had literally went back to hear if I heard right

[@deborahl3083]

I think you’re gonna fail lol

[@resoprint]

Julius checking a picture of the fridge with a hand lens over one freaking egg.

[@vvar389]

That's 10 cent worth the egg that got lost.

[@amareonthetube_3188]

Julius wow so cheap

[@ZZ_Tops_007]

Julius No that is $5.00 worth of egg casings

[@1nopoint]

We just gonna glide over the fact that the polaroid picture probably cost more than half a dozen eggs at the time.

[@acer_yahircruz4007]

THEKOOL 1 hell no a dollar back then is equal to 1000 dollars now

[@masterstepz9800]

Its a full moon Drew don’t play with me, are you a werewolf? I’m done😂

[@tyressenugent117]

Stepz97 •

[@RapFanatic4ever]

Stepz97 • I know that was too funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ladybug3542]

💀💀💀

[@unknown-iz6kx]

Dom Sansotta s86

[@ComboMeal-ul9sk]

I died at that part lmaooo

[@gklash95]

"Would you steal a white kid and paint him brown? Yes" LMAO

[@NotShowingOff]

G Klash yes!

[@maryk446]

@@NotShowingOff As Julius might say "Oh, no you don't. That's $2.48 cents worth of brown dye. You gonna keep that kid white!"

[@jasminelavaheartgaming]

Lol

[@jasminelavaheartgaming]

@@maryk446 lmao

[@smdwityamomslips9795]

I’m dead😂🤣

[@dawidjagusiak]

"Hardest thing about being a father is not to learn how to care for somebody, is learning how to quit thinking so much about yourself". Best advice for a father ever, thanks Julius. I'm 10 years in being one and still trying to fully embrace it.

[@nirv2796]

Daisy Juice So a guys feelings don't matter

[@alexadriad-berrie7713]

Nirv it does

[@rayidbajahzar3136]

Dawid a

[@porscha6610]

This show spoke nothing but truths...what happened America 2019

[@remyred2719]

👏👏

[@donovanbray9524]

We just gonna ignore the fact that Tanya was gonna off Drew?

[@AdeptKing]

She tries to kill Chris every other day so its not that hard to imagine.

[@blackice7408]

We just gonna ignore the fact that rochelle tossed chris the egg instead of handing it to him

[@BenE8844]

But seeing Tanya being so paranoid about this is hilarious.

[@beetle149]

To be fair, she had a good reason, protecting her family from a werewolf

[@gersontheperson830]

I wish this show was on Netflix

[@Will-pb1gl]

Gerson Cardoza me too

[@Name-ye4up]

Gerson Cardoza same that's the only reason a wanted neyfl

[@taisland568]

GersonThePerson samee

[@tmobile9994]

It used to be but they put it on hulu

[@brokehomiejoe1718]

T Mobile I have Hulu it's not on there

[@frankbastian4674]

The next time you bring a baby in my house you better bring his mom and she better be your wife

[@ulisesr614]

It's 2019 brotha, they called baby mommas now. Marriage is a remanence of the past.

[@aaronmontgomery2055]

@@ulisesr614 for you maybe...

[@josesoto1970]

Aarin Mont I’m sure he’s not speaking for everyone, but for the MOST part, Ulises is right.

[@leishaleish2864]

@@ulisesr614 Not for my house! Lol

[@silverrain8284]

Ulises R maybe for Mexicans

[@Mii.2.0]

_"The hardest thing about being a father is not learning how to care for somebody, it's learning how to quit thinking so much about yourself."_ ~ Julius

[@tylersnead7639]

“Drew wouldn’t be this scared again until Tanyas birthday when she asked for silver bullets “ ROTF 💀💀💀

[@ml.kimoni]

You got me here like colombo

[@okikamalvis1895]

I was looking for someone who commented on this. 😅👍

[@shook198]

I'M WEAK LMAO

[@aravinthanv9]

What is colombo?

[@imlagginbro9131]

Read this as soon as he said it Lmaoo

[@sotarnue]

@jallal oh wow I thought it was a reference to Christopher Columbus

[@daviontittle9033]

Julius is to cheapworrying about what happened to his food 🥘

[@kparker1145]

At least he's very accountable... at least with the fridge. lol

[@tyquanthompson2011]

Davion Tittle

[@hottyloxie]

*cheap*

[@zachfry96]

*expinsive*

[@daday8735]

Cheap!

[@princejay9661]

Julius got me dead doing an inventory check

[@daday8735]

Drew almost got his ass killed 😂😂

[@iamawsom11]

ITS A FULL MOON DREW DONT LIE TO ME

[@Jen-rw7yh]

Play

[@_504yaknow]

Lol Julius doing an inventory check for one egg 💀

[@TheDiaryofDestaney]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@chudiojukwu7833]

Rochelle: next time u bring a baby in my house u better bring the mother and she better be ur wife lol😂🤣

[@77Productions77]

Lol! The type of talk we need today!

[@lordbeerus3383]

1:16 Bruh he really investigating the damn fridge🤣

[@SwanPrincess899]

Greg's mom ran off with his uncle wtf will nobody acknowledge that.

[@markeese4617]

😂 he makes so many insest references

[@sanantoniospurs8006]

🤣🤣

[@LetsPlayArcanium]

Could be his dads brother

[@user-to7gr2bk9v]

I WAS LOOKIN FOR THIS COMMENT LMAO WHY AINR NO BODY TALKIN BOUT IT

[@JustinB6699]

Could be an 'uncle.'

[@CrownMeTayy]

“ the next time you bring a baby in my house you better bring the mother and she better be your wife “ 😂😂😂😭😭😭

[@megapunk1474]

He was to scared to tell them.... And thats why u dont scream/beat at ur children. Fear is not the same as respect.

[@natemorgan1996]

Ramen to that, it can give them ptsd later on in life along with anxiety, depression, anger issues, low self esteem, etc

[@cynthiaesquibel3191]

Julius' statement about fatherhood is the most honest and accurate description of what the core of parenting really is. ..putting yourself last and your child first!

[@ZbJeeBies]

_"IT'S A FULL MOON, DREW, DON' PLAY WIT' ME!"_ drew, meet the full fear of god

[@andrewsutherland133]

just imagine the literal situation: Chris needed to take his kid to cps. he was careless and lost his kid. the kid wandered off and made its way to Rochelle and stayed with her. meanwhile chris finds a white kid, paints it brown and goes to talk to Rochelle before visiting the cps; while they're talking with the new kid in the room, chris' real kid is in the back and Rochelle is just going along with it

[@sxlproductions]

That would also mean Julius is going:"where is my kid!

[@bashuggs1205]

@@sxlproductions it could be julius kid from the white family Rochelle thought he had

[@SanoZero]

Rochelle is hardcore but she’s a damn good mom

[@AndyStarzs1]

Jeffrey Coley She realizes she has to be strict in while living in a city where a lot of bad influence can be found easily and readily. She’s teaching her kids properly and right. Though she’s over the line sometimes.

[@AlejandroSanchez-pl6jw]

Jeffrey Coley she’s not a good mom

[@slaveofgod3481]

@@AlejandroSanchez-pl6jw she is

[@waluigi3515]

She really isn't. She doesn't take the time to understand Chris and just commands him, like she did in that one episode where he didn't want to do everybody else's work and she kicked him out. The whole idea that kids have to always listen to their parents no questions asked and parents don't have to listen to their kids at all and just have to command them is a terrible way to parent. You're just treating them like a dog, you're not teaching them anything. Maybe when they are really young, but once they start becoming their own person and start forming opinions as they get older you should at least try to understand where they come from when you argue. If you don't treat your kid as a person and instead as a dog like many black parents do in their growing years it could have soooo many terrible effects on the kid. And Rochelle does a lot of this stuff.

[@boostedboosted3088]

HoshiAndy exactly but she don’t got to treat Chris like shit tho

[@jehlibleu]

The fact that Julius knew an egg was missing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kareemdavis7696]

drew and toyna had me dying lol

[@wiltuhoward8164]

Kareem Davis. Lol Both of them always on some crap lol

[@Ty-op5xr]

I used to not like the mom when I was a kid, but now I see she was actually a really good mom.

[@monaerobinson1085]

The only time I didn't like her was the episode where she was trying to get Chris to clean the dishes but Drew and Tonya was just watching TV

[@TheGary108]

@@monaerobinson1085 I didn’t like the one episode where Rochelle was ready to kill Julius over a bra she found, and she never apologized when Tonya admitted she hid the bra in Julius’ sock drawer.

[@jbmlk]

Naw she was toxic most of the time

[@Ty-op5xr]

@@jbmlk Still, she fed them and made sure they knew they were loved. That’s enough.

[@JosephGarcia-hw4of]

" wait a minute you got me here like columbo trying to figure out how my food is disappearing and its right here in your hand? " Lmao!!!!!

[@viktorsilva4017]

"It's learning how to quit thinking so much about yourself" I've learned that same lesson but on the subject of humility: "Humility is not about thinking less of yourself, it's about thinking of yourself less"

[@Bloombaby99]

2:01 Julius dropped a gem about parenthood. So many parents missed the mark.

[@keanurodriguez6635]

“The hardest part of being a parent is not caring for someone, but thinking about yourself less.” Julius Rock was a great father

[@DS-uj3bt]

Lol "on my account we are missing an egg"...dwl...this man is serious

[@jasonx5292]

_I love how Julius only starts paying attention to Chris' problem when he realises Chris has the missing egg_ 😅

[@DanielleRabbit]

“The hardest part is learning how to quit thinking so much about yourself” I felt that.

[@odd228]

These shows are so much funnier now that I’m older 🤣

[@rumpelja4922]

Facts man

[@darmillionaire]

Best show ever

[@denimjacket8976]

that toss gave me so much anxiety

[@JarelJay]

Julius: would you steal a white kid and paint him brown? Chris Rock: YESSSS! BRUH I CAN'T BREATHE💀😭😭☠💀🤣🤣

[@niasimone1740]

This man really did an inventory check on some eggs 😂 I love this show

[@thomasnelson5758]

This show is a whole gem

[@awesomej3362]

Would u steal a white kid and paint him brown lol ahhahaha

[@sonyayt7480]

Yes

[@Kami.YahMonett]

"DREW IT'S A FULL MOON DON'T PLAY WITH ME ARE YOU A WEREWOLF" She was so ready

[@jermainethomas1570]

Tonya tho 😂😂😂😂

[@leovargas760]

This just doesn't make sense on my account we are missing an egg!! Lmaol

[@KareemtheRedeemed]

How on earth did Julius know that ONE egg is missing? 😂

[@princelevi3733]

Julian really keeping track of one egg he is so ridiculous 🤣🤣🤣

[@CarlosAlvarezli]

I like the part when she said 'if you bring another kid in my house you better bring his mother and she better be your wife'

[@etapekang1992]

Haha one egg disappears Julius says his figuring out how food is missing hahaha wow

[@husseinali6484]

Rochelle could’ve just handed Chris the egg instead of throwing it 😂😂

[@rickyo7061]

I'm mad she threw it though.

[@SteelPanda220]

Yeah, she’s insane.

[@husseinali6484]

Omar Ben she could’ve handed it to him

[@triphenagerzay7331]

would you steal a white kid and paint 'em brown?😂

[@UIxmanbro31]

Yes No

[@schinellegibson2258]

greg is my 2nd fave character and cute

[@niyah7139]

right

[@schinellegibson2258]

Niyah ikr

[@cameronmckenzie9047]

I loved this show so much! 😂😂😂

[@slimjimmy9645]

How many takes did it take to get that one handed catch?🤔🧐

[@lunallenawav]

Julius doing his own inventory check in his house 😂😂

[@zhyninig560]

He said " columbo" 😂😂

[@leelthelful]

parents are so crazy. i remember my mom counting her food

[@ravensmallwood9298]

ARE YOU A WEREWOLF?!!!

[@ramuneicepop6042]

I love the last thing his mom says!

[@lukelichtenthal5407]

0:07 Poor Greg

[@iSayzRawrr]

Omgee...... I guess Tanya's gunna kill Taylor Laughtner.

[@marlongreen1397]

When Rochelle throws the egg, life damn, the possible outcome for Chris child flashes through his eyes 👀

[@smith806]

gotta love his family😅

[@zazilicious]

“It’s a full moon Drew don’t play with me”😂😂😂😂😂

[@johnpiers2786]

"The stamp is upside down"lol

[@speedy9753]

Danm he even knows when an egg is missing

[@infiniteh976]

“Next time you bring a baby in the house there better be a mother and she better be your wife”😂

[@zanhall6311]

Julius lol the egg 😆 He is something else

[@Carmn07]

“It’s a full moon don’t play with me” Lmao 😂

[@yussufhussein8859]

Who else laughed so hard at we're missing an egg

[@corimoon3360]

Not Tonya tryna kill Drew 😂😂😂 “You better not be”

[@nassanjones4288]

I'm dying 😂😂😂😂

[@eccentriclullaby1357]

Such an awesome show!

[@betterthanemril988]

Julius tracking down egg loss like the IRS catching tax evaders 😂

[@bluehedgehog123]

Tanya got some killing skills

[@Zeebo216]

We're missing an egg..."I don't know Julius maybe we ate it"...🤣🤣🤣

[@rioboy13]

YES!!!! I ADORED Tichina Arnold's portrayal of Rochelle (Chris mom) because she reminded me 100% of MY MOM!!!! I SWEAR!!!! When Tichina got the role, she must have asked the casting director; "What should be my approach on how to play this woman?" and I bet they told her: "There's a Hispanic Lady in Hialeah, Florida. Go down there, spend a day with her, study the way she handles her husband and the way she gets in her kid's faces, and THAT'S how you play Rochelle". I swear!

[@tamoiyagolding7506]

Lil Tanya is so cute 😍❤️😍💪💙

[@joshuabailey340]

“The next time you bring a baby in my house you better bring his mother and she better be your wife” if only such a practice was more common today…

[@rogerfvb]

Next day Caruso puts the egg on Chris' seat 😨😂

[@deusfiel8934]

I don't like it.

[@stampiboy1]

1:17 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣maaaaaaan !!! How did they come up with this 👏👏👏

[@Sthuthukile]

My mom does the exact same thing when I lose something, she keeps it and waits for me to panic and fess up.

[@ethane-dawgwenger4207]

Do kids even get this assignment anymore? Throughout my preschool - 12th grade school years, I was never assigned this once in any of my science classes. Frankly, I'm pretty grateful about that.

[@blueblazinglegend996]

Same honestly 😂

[@dzregah]

I love that these are being recommended to me😂

[@dretaylor7148]

Sound just like my Mama 🤣🤣🤣

[@ndirangugichuki6260]

" you got me here like columbo " 😂

[@briannasmith4592]

Junebug awwwww 😍 🤗

[@RaverRacer]

Why is there vhs flickering throughout the video

[@benrowland1525]

I love this woman! Hahahahah

[@sultan5760]

When times were simpler

[@zenidane7909]

9 years ago😮

[@SSArt98]

Everybody must hate Chris being I'm the first view. Oh, maybe they hate CBS?

[@karennascimentodeathaydes9353]

OMG i love the cris

[@YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah]

2:27 touché

[@eliasfigueroa3324]

Back when marriage was a more prevalent part of a family dynamic.

[@jessicasimplicioreis3824]

Ta com sangue na boca..💜💜☃️💜

[@RhyperiorRanger]

That’s not how you kill a werewolf. That would kill ANYBODY

[@oprahwilliams8752]

Julius looking for one egg yo! I put a try of eggs in the fridge on Saturday and Tuesday I'm lookin and there isn't even the tray.

[@SizzlingVibe]

His mom is the best

[@markeithhunt6321]

JC's Dad is the best