Everybody Hates Chris - The Answering Machine

[@ericcesolitude7385]

Tanya : you sound like a white woman Rochelle : gone before I slap the naps out of your hair Now she sound like black woman . I'm weak lol haha

[@kitty-vk8ic]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@thaintriguing1]

We heard that already 🙄

[@strawb3rry215]

thaintriguing1 no shit

[@lindaosborne7361]

Khximkklllll

[@trelljohnson9702]

Ericc E Solitude wasup sir

[@TheJayair]

For a man who's a cheapskate suddenly buys a bouquet of flowers she should be suspicious.

[@mcmclifton79]

jaafar kassim what's a bocce?

[@noty1334]

jaafar kassim bouquet

[@TheJayair]

CD CD Thanks

[@Bloombaby99]

LMAO

[@johonnaj3038]

jaafar kassim girl it’s a show , calm yo big goofy ass down.😒

[@blackpanther6839]

She said get out of here before I slap the naps out of you. I’m crying 😭 😂😂😂😂😂

[@trelljohnson9702]

Black Panther wasup

[@dreshawns9068]

😂😂😂😁😁😃😃😅😂

[@tibaazher2792]

Now she sounds like a black women 🤣😂😅

[@OvSpP]

Is that what your mom says to Shurri?

[@thegreatestfinesser2338]

Now she sounds like a black woman

[@isaiahcaston4539]

"Clevon Barris?" "You sure remembered his name real quick" CHRIS JUST SAID IT!

[@AlanaGurl]

Rochelle is too funny lol

[@abrahampalmer1153]

Ang Jo Ikr and beautiful aswell

[@blackpanther6839]

Facts

[@valeriasmall1658]

Jo

[@loveNsuccessfollowsme]

Can be annoying at times, but cool

[@coolboycool513]

Lol

[@youwontbelieveit3077]

“you gotta get outta here Ashley!” 😂😂💀

[@sawshiamcdade150]

You Wont Believe It its u better get the hell outta here

[@ZbJeeBies]

"gimmie those flowers! go, go, go, go, go!" 😂😂😂

[@ComboMeal-ul9sk]

Lmaoo crazy thing is he married to a white woman

[@ComboMeal-ul9sk]

@@ZbJeeBies lmao

[@dangelobrown3927]

Error Report If your Bi-Racial, your Bi-Racial. You don’t just get to identify to whatever race you want. That’s like saying a White dude can identify as Black just because he wants to.

[@whatlee8671]

Chris Rock is a genius , this show was brilliant.

[@Primo0897]

This is still one of the best tv shows out. It was ahead of its time.

[@maniestranger4329]

​@@Primo0897 it's so underrated

[@JessicaGarcia-xf9wr]

@@Primo0897 definitely ahead of it’s time. It wouldn’t be made today with all the sensitivity nowadays!

[@moonheartsky]

“then who was that one the phone?” “idk, they didn’t leave a message!” “why not.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cocokenn95]

moonheart lol I liveeeeee

[@keithrobin6566]

Too much🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Kayla-gl9fk]

She’s a mess 😂😂 Poor Julius

[@theeelevatedsongstress]

🤣🤣👏🏼

[@theofficialVEVOformu]

"You sound like a white woman" I’m dying 😅😅😅😅 Edit: Thanks for the likes, and also I am not racist and I am latino.

[@patrickisome5293]

right

[@schinellegibson2258]

jose lopez "you better get out of here for a slap them naps out of your hair now she sounds like a black woman" 😂😂😂

[@blessthesecoins]

jose lopez the

[@Bloombaby99]

0:40😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@plzcallmed9070]

-Get outta here before I slap the naps out yo hair -Now she sounds like a black woman Me: 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mr.tooles9725]

I thought all black folks knew each other 😂😂

[@courtneymichelle5746]

We don’t 😂 Since there’s only like 5 where I live (not including my family) I get excited when more move here or come around

[@sp4cegrl27]

Dwight Williams issa joke, calm down. 😂

[@Samantha10887]

Dwight Williams the show said it your moron ? He was repeating what Chris said ..

[@misterkid]

I laughed

[@TheGhostOfTK]

@@Samantha10887 greg

[@TheJellymonty]

I love how everyone including the audience is so confident in saying yes when Julius says "I bought flowers for your mother because I love her. Is that too hard to believe? YES!!

[@soldecle]

“Well, you remembered his name really quick” Drew don’t kill me🤣🤣😂😂

[@uiliamoliveira6348]

The guy brought flowers to his wife, and ended up getting into a cross- examination. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@5chickenlickin894]

"Now legal in California!"

[@sBaby-zs5ee]

That joke went over my head soooo many times lol

[@heyyy7290]

90's Baby is the joke gay marriage?

[@OvSpP]

My account got disabled I had that since 2013 yes. It’s joking like this is how two women married to each other would act.

[@Dremons7]

Yall got it wrong, the joke is that being married to yourself would be legal in California since they're so liberal and shit

[@Heltiic]

Man, I remember when all upcoming shows was on a TV Guide book 😁😁

[@maiajones9765]

Pulse Heltic me too

[@RapFanatic4ever]

Kids now will never know

[@merissatucker7334]

@@RapFanatic4ever true👍

[@junali94]

I remember the tv guide channel

[@tonystarkunlimited7332]

The tv book was honestly a waste of paper

[@donavinsilvera5682]

The way Rochelle and Julius kept putting their head back and forth behind the flowers sent me 😭🤣

[@ZbJeeBies]

*starts lavishing wife in love and affection* "...okay, what did you do?"

[@hannamclendon2843]

@Glen CoCo really? Mine does. 🥰

[@j.i.r608]

@@hannamclendon2843 Then yours is one in a million

[@natureboyain24]

Glen CoCo ummm shut up stereotyping black men

[@hadbetterdays8118]

To be fair they know how cheap Juluis is

[@lorbrando7596]

I remember running home from school just to watch this show, one of my favorites growing up , they needa bring it back ASAP💯

[@alanvilchiz784]

" I just want to treat you the way I want to be treated if I was married to me"😂😂

[@emmonybrown582]

Man like what 😂😂

[@kaygenyse3198]

I need to go back and rewatch this show so I can see all the jokes I missed as a child 😂😂😂

[@KingTerry1001]

Most of the jokes are about the 80's. If you don't experience it it will fly over your head. However, Chris Rock did do his best at explaining it.

[@Nutellaa_1]

This episode was way too funny😂🤣 the way Rochelle and the kids were suspicious about Julius bringing flowers 💀🤣

[@samerjameel7216]

Juilus : i bought flower to your mother bcz i love her is that hard to believe ? Chris, Tonya & Drew: yeaaa 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MrBRich769]

Them kids are savage.

[@betterthanyourname2391]

Its April 9 2019 an this show is still funny lol

[@DrippyBoiMalii]

Mystic 2k19 Its May 24 2019 an this show is still funny lol

[@troll658]

This show will ever be

[@blackbarbieincouture5938]

Mystic 2k19 April 9 is my birthday lol

[@nikes4444]

July 5th

[@betterthanyourname2391]

Nightelve true

[@alex-rs6ts]

"You remembered his name pretty quick" Maybe because Chris just said it?

[@blokejr4801]

“Now legal in California…”😂

[@xEndless_Gaming]

Damn, i miss this show, definitely were some good times

[@Realgenelive100]

xEndless Gaming it’s on Hulu

[@bigtoe8364]

😁😁 Damn I miss this show😁😁😁😁😁

[@merissatucker7334]

You ain't alone😝

[@eiriellechenault1775]

You know it still comes on

[@Realgenelive100]

BIG TOE it’s on Hulu

[@daltonsmith1475]

@@Realgenelive100 it’s also on peacock

[@taranelson6246]

“Smack the naps out your hair!”😂😂😂

[@BeboppBebop]

I Like Drew And Chris And Julius And Tonya And Rochelle

[@dancarter711]

Just say you like all of them

[@liqueethompson224]

Dan Carter 😂😂😂

[@RapFanatic4ever]

Dan Carter yeah really 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@GmonkeyJ777]

U sound like a little kid.

[@sbrown804]

Just say I like everyone 😂🤣

[@ArriBarbie]

“Opp-Rah” LMAOO

[@cristianoaragao4315]

"You sound like a white woman" I'm on the floor screaming out loud.

[@Juugo211]

0:40

[@gregorycampbell2164]

This is the best sitcom of all time

[@taylorhill195]

"Get out of here before i slap the naps out your hair" 😂

[@freedwrld]

Julius: I brought flowers for your mom cuz I love er I that so hard tah believe? " Everybody: *yeah* I'm weak I yelled 😂😂😂

[@tayeeinthacut9661]

“THIS IS DREW AND IM NOT HOME SOOO CALL ME BACK ON THE TELEPHONE” 😂😂💀

[@PuLseZombie92]

"You gotta get outta here Ashely" 😂

[@missdoris]

Go go go! Lmaooooo 😂😂😂

[@choloyolo8522]

“And give those flower! Go!”

[@Kayla-gl9fk]

Why is Julius under attack 😂😂😂

[@terrymack024]

2:01 Even Julius isn't that stupid 🤣

[@rogerfvb]

"It means you're a girl" I clapped. Thank you for this.

[@jaclyn4098]

A bouquet that big costs over $50 today!

[@gataplays2776]

those flowers are nice

[@Kayla-gl9fk]

Omg that whole dinner scene.... I can’t 😂😭😭😭😭

[@kaiquenazareth9989]

Love Rochelle hahaha. Laughs from Brazil 🇺🇸❤🇧🇷

[@uniqueanartist6792]

This was my show! Such an iconic show

[@_antdaking]

Awesome show!

[@helenatube]

Julius is so sweet and lovable!

[@schechter01]

So glad I never married a woman that suspicious. You could be a perfect husband, chaste as Hippolytos, & she'll _still_ find something to distrust you about.

[@The1707regina]

That me. Im just insecure. Exes did me wrong . Been t hat way ever since. Quite pathetic and wish I could stop

[@shariemorgan1140]

Rochelle is from Queen's NY just like me...love her personality 🤗❤️

[@Michael-gs8og]

Your personality wouldn't last with me because I don't tolerate people like that. Provoke me, and a death wish will come.

[@shariemorgan1140]

@@Michael-gs8og I rock with you🤛

[@kryskrys6428]

@@shariemorgan1140 lool u have a nice attitude

[@shariemorgan1140]

@@kryskrys6428 Thanks 😊

[@itislulunobody]

I love this show. Funny how they couldn't predict the narrator's voice wouldn't match adult Chris's at all!

[@wouldntyouliketoknow6585]

When they all look at the answering machine 😂😂😂😂 Yo this clip is funny af!!

[@anthonyking5275]

i like this show.

[@etapekang1992]

its crazy how accurately this show describes my family haha especially here. When we had something new at home a similar reaction. We all just squeeze together everyone try to see at once ahaha.

[@trxphywaifalt]

"Get outta here before I smack the naps out yo hair" 😂😂😂

[@NightVibes121]

"Do you know a child from another mother around here?" Well yeah, any other child that aint his.

[@unnieannemunhoz7159]

1:59 *Okay,What You Do?*

[@shaknownechrono1630]

2:17 The recording during dinner sounded like she was angry. 😆

[@rjaxxxas]

1:30 That one guy in the background that is in any movie.

[@tara303]

RJK your right I've seen him in a lot of things

[@vincentalykin]

アンダーソンタラ which guy is it?

[@LittleBlueAngelDuck]

Vincent Alykin the Guy with the curly Hair and glasses

[@kryskrys6428]

@@LittleBlueAngelDuck was in spiderman 2003

[@blackguyofthesouth2161]

Jesse Heiman

[@jamarithegemini1025]

"You sound like a white woman" takes me out every time🤣🤣🤣

[@priscajonsen7912]

I love the idea

[@cantinandaba4419]

“Then who was that on the phone” lmao what did any of that have to do with the phone call💀💀💀

[@believer365]

because it was a lack of common sense, nobody knew who because they didn’t answer it

[@cantinandaba4419]

@@believer365 That was rhetorical.

[@endlessevanescence3502]

"You sound like a white woman." "Get out of here before I smack the naps out your hair." Fucking hilarious! 😂

[@anabelleb9919]

This episode was so funny

[@AGJ117]

"Now legal in California."

[@natedoggcata]

This is my favorite episode out of the entire series. From start to finish this whole episode is just comedy gold. My favorite part is when Rochelle is in the beauty shop and her friend says "Oh, Rochelle I tried calling you last night but I must have gotten the wrong number because some white woman was on the answering machine" 🤣

[@JohnnyLProduction05]

0:16 Top 10 Questions Scientists Still Can’t Answer

[@mjthehitman2365]

You remembered his name very quick. Chris said it less than ten seconds ago

[@blaeckingceorl4161]

2:01 Oh my god! That's was amazing. LOL

[@shaheedsimon24]

(sigh) then the woman gets mad when the man stops treating them romantically

[@anastasiaholly6829]

Shaheed Simon jshheuhjh

[@anastasiaholly6829]

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[@anastasiaholly6829]

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[@anastasiaholly6829]

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[@torolocomonkey4890]

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[@aleenapatrick2107]

3:10 he actually knew him lol

[@a.j.stanley6170]

He didn't know James was Cleavon

[@Clot_Crazy]

They gotta bring this show 😂

[@Bloombaby99]

2:09: When dinner turns into a KGB interrogation😂😂😂😂😂😂The kids ain't shit in that scene😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@geekchickaz]

2019 and I don't know what's changed, speaking from my experience if my husband buys me flowers out of the blue to this day I be asking the same question as Rochelle, "What did you do?" 😂

[@kravethedream]

Rochelle just accept the damn flowers! Always making everything so complicated

[@samuelmwangi9780]

Rochelle is the clear definition of crazy.

[@number1fansince]

I must have been spacing out so much while watching this cuz i literally went into the other room thinking my dads phone was ringing

[@ija8254]

Rochelle is awesome 👍

[@safwankhan199]

I really love that transitional music

[@JoieDeVivre35]

What happened to this show? I’m in tears watching this

[@TheEvilSlayer7]

Did y’all hear James voice mail when he was beat boxing the voice mail was funny lol

[@SheniceSays214]

This was a big thing back in the day.

[@aleshio]

honestly he coulda just said "I just saw these and thought of you" or "I was thinking about how hard you work for this family and wanted to get you something special" or "I just was thinking of how much I love you and wanted to show it"

[@daviontittle7577]

I love using my message machine

[@RapFanatic4ever]

Answering machines you kids will never know

[@elpolloloco3572]

Wiz Khalifa is Chris from everybody hate Chris 😂

[@ukiastardoll7864]

no . ..

[@elpolloloco3572]

Lol jk ukia Stardoll​

[@ukiastardoll7864]

dezcaughtit D Okie Dokie

[@christinapetty215]

It's chris rock. If you look up chris rock, this show is based on his life

[@MRAAng-on2jg]

christina petty lol you missed what they were saying. They were implying that Tyler (the guy who plays Chris on the show) looks like Wiz Khalifa🙄🌚

[@stellamanurung519]

that tv guide😄😄😄miss those days

[@Bloombaby99]

0:40😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Al___]

"You sound like a white woman" "Get out of here before I smack the naps out of you" " *Now* she sounds like a black woman!"

[@wentworthstallworthellswor5579]

10_26_2020......here on the clock in melrose park illinois USA watching.......

[@The1707regina]

The way she sounds so proper when doing the voicemail setup 😂 she’s over articulating every syllable. She does sound white

[@remingtinlovitt9899]

Boi. I love this show

[@lorenzoherbert7110]

Rochelle is the worst 😂😂😂😂😂

[@markeithhunt6321]

Tangies brother is the worst too 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

[@shawnraejeter8982]

Rochelle you need to be thankful

[@ihartkodakjones8308]

they is so funny

[@anastasiaholly6829]

Ylg,ggjtg you hogg ejckf . Bigger the first part

[@OvSpP]

In trouble if you do, in trouble if you don’t.

[@kendrahterrell5671]

Lmfaoooooooo i miss everybody hates chris😂😂😂

[@markeithhunt6321]

I'm miss Drake and Josh

[@missevelynr]

It’s September 15, 2020 and this is still hilarious

[@rebeccaatkins2514]

Flowers from a white person's garden. Lol 😂😂😂

[@Wydxelly]

i love this show in 2020

[@isaiahdatrackkilla972]

I feel bad for Julius. Rochelle treats him like dirt. He should've never married her

[@RapFanatic4ever]

“You sound like a white woman” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. I died .

[@Unknown-ux4ch]

I was gone 😂