Everyone Gets Disqualified | Taskmaster | Channel 4

Task: Fill this cup so that it overfloweth. The cup must remain atop the cup pole at all times. Only liquids may touch the red green. Fastest wins.⁣
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[@cassindra438]

I like to think that Joe Wilkinson has cursed the red green so that whenever it appears in a task at least one person has to be diqualified

[@cheekbonestrenchcoat]

Poor Joe... that task was the most tragic thing I've seen on the show

[@cdname47]

I think that opportunity came a bit too soon for Joe...

[@thomaslawson9808]

@@cheekbonestrenchcoat Please dont take it away from me

[@TangyTangyRose]

@@cdname47 I’m so happy other people understand this comment

[@LaneyStudios5]

Joe Wilkinson, the Voldemort of Taskmaster, forever curing the red-green

[@doublelxp]

Katherine trying to fill the net with water for far too long will never stop being hilarious.

[@hkh25219]

Gets me every time

[@danneu8]

Mawaan trying to fill an egg with helium is up there too.

[@Idk-rx3uj]

Ok

[@jamestattum9817]

The

[@jamestattum9817]

@@hkh25219 morning I have sent you an p to

[@AnnaWoods]

Lol you can tell from the way he admonished them he _definitely_ used to be a teacher

[@fergieson32]

Have you seen the one where James Acaster shouts "just open it you stupid pr*ck" to Gregg and he pulls James aside to have a quiet word with him 😂 Definitely see the teacher in him then 😂

[@fergieson32]

Upon rewatching I misquoted but it was still funny 😂

[@richbuilds_com]

"I'm not shouting. I'm not angry. I'm just very, very disappointed." * every teacher has this tattooed on their forearm when they graduate - it's a right of passage.

[@johnfry1011]

@@fergieson32 I seem to remember him taking Nish Kumar to one side too after he kept self sabotaging!

[@PhiltheMoko]

@@johnfry1011 "your not a bad guy Nish, why don't you actually give it a try, really have a go at it" paraphrasing of course

[@flyawaytodie]

"You're literally disqualified. Metaphorically, you're still in with a shout." Greg Davies is *AWESOME!*

[@cluckendip]

i dont get it

[@kaci6563]

@@cluckendip he said metaphorically because he was just talking about the cup overflowing in a metaphorical way. Usually when you are disqualified you aren't in with a shout (a chance), so he was joking that he was still in the show and can still win.

[@cluckendip]

@@kaci6563 what does "in with a shout" mean tho

[@ruqayyahqadri8180]

@@cluckendip a chance

[@cluckendip]

ahk thanks

[@sianvaladian8574]

The fact that this was the first task and everyone was already out is so funny

[@caitthecat]

Nope, that's another task. You're thinking of the carry drinks with a Teddy bear.

[@DevilboyScooby]

@@caitthecat which was the actual first time 🤦‍♂️

[@thesimpsons17]

Throughout the entire season Daisy looks furious. Katherine looks on the brink of tears. Johnny looks like hes about to have a nervous breakdown. Richard looks shifty. Mawaan looks confused.

[@Hugh.Manatee]

Johny Vegas *always* looks like he's on the verge of a nervous breakdown

[@jestbone89]

Worst season of all. By that I mean others were much much better.

[@cdname47]

@@jestbone89 you've spelt best wrongly there

[@rononyonka17]

@@jestbone89 season 8 was the worst imo. The rest are harder to rank given how good they were

[@92RedRevolver]

@@rononyonka17 The one with Josh Widdicombe was the worst by virtue of having Josh Widdicombe in it. Change my mind.

[@jacklongston8055]

I love how seriously they take this nonsense. Some of them looked truly ashamed and remorseful.

[@addlater9869]

they are acting

[@jmckendry84]

@@addlater9869 you seem like fun

[@katykat978]

@@addlater9869 dude if you were in this game, wouldn’t you feel something like that. It’s competitive, and and everyone single one of them failed by touching the red green. I would be embarrassed lmao

[@NiPeMiRecenziiFilme]

It's in human nature. No matter how silly or stupid is the contest, the competitive nature takes over.

[@imhulki463]

Well they just broadcasted your incompetency in performing a simple task in front of millions of people

[@classicx2737]

Alex: "and now, let's see how that affected the score..."

[@christopherbartko6042]

*snort!*

[@OmniscientWarrior]

{names in random orders} X is in first place with 0 points. X is also in first place with 0 points. X managed to also land in first, with 0 points. X put in a lot of effort, but only manage to land in first place, only winning 0 points. and you wouldn't believe this, but this one ended up in a tie, X tied for first place earning them self 0 points.

[@vincentvega9863]

@@OmniscientWarrior Pretty sure none of them were in first place, they were all disqualified so they all finished last...with 0 points 💁🏾‍♂️

[@darthvader8932]

I love how nervous Mawaan looks when he says that Daisy should be disqualified and how angry daisy looks when he says that

[@VWatch07]

She's basically shooting arrows at him when he says that.

[@ajohnson153]

I think this is the most "adult" I've ever seen Johnny Vegas look, then he shatters the illusion by falling on his ass.

[@whharri2006]

What are you talking about? Isn't that what all British oafs do? Take a lil tumble. They take it better than some Americans, we sit here and cry sometimes

[@ILOVEMARILYNMANSON89]

@@whharri2006 lol

[@clarkejoseph49]

And here was me thinking he was going to get last place but he got fourth instead.

[@poisonpotato1]

@@whharri2006 bruh never watched football

[@philippegauvin-vallee9371]

He really gave them the "I am not mad, only disappointed" look.

[@TheTroystreet]

The ending is so perfect he’s standing there like a teacher in front of the kids who misbehave that won’t stop laughing.

[@damnkris]

The gigantic gut (ala Randy from TPB) makes it even funnier.

[@WereDictionary]

Some things just stick with you across career changes.

[@gretacwink8659]

the thing is, this happened THREE TIMES in this series. including twice in the pilot episode! so good

[@odd_shoes]

Where do I find the pilot episode?

[@thushar10]

@@odd_shoes Search the Taskmaster channel. They have uploaded full episodes of many seasons.

[@Gubbywubby]

Gotta love Mawaan just slowly cinching his hoodie closed

[@Ameliemichelle]

At the end Johnny laughing into his hat and Mawan looking like he’s in detention or something. 😂

[@jbaby362]

The hands on hips really keys in to his past as a teacher desperately looking for a little control

[@sukrozh]

Somebody could have waited for it to rain and they still wouldve had the fastest time

[@GhostBear3067]

And it is in Britain so you know it will rain eventually.

[@morgansearle3912]

leaf touches the red-green and it's all over mate, nature is racing itself.

[@haloharry97]

@@morgansearle3912 the grass touched the red ring

[@patpat8727]

@@morgansearle3912 Every raindrop contains a microscopic piece of matter that is not water (usually dust).

[@samuelhamblin7535]

The end was comedy perfection *chef kiss* Greg the former teacher using a moment of silence for disciplining and the contestants begin to resemble the five types of students every classroom has.

[@JoaoPessoa86]

Mawan on the Wilkinson technicality

[@leanne496]

Johnny falling over his own shadow has made my day 😂😂😂

[@JuanPablodelaTorre]

Actually, Mawaan was the only one that barely touched the red. The rest were very blatant.

[@razaksame253]

The moment when they had to stay in silence because of the disappointment everyone was disqualified. And some of them are try so hard not to laugh. That's exactly as when you had worst marks for your exam but you not alone as half of the class got the worst marks too meanwhile the teacher was devastating with our marks.😂😂😂

[@MegaVikingen]

I think the best part is Greg reverting to full teacher mode at the end.

[@kateolivia6027]

Daisy looks DEVASTATED in the thumbnail 😂

[@RickeGnool]

I like how Mawaan kinda spoiled Alex's big reveal at the end by mentioning the paper Daisy dropped.

[@mmagalhaesg]

katherine at 4:48, as usual, looking like she's gonna explode from laughing

[@PatientBean]

As it seems with most series, I didn't know how this would go when the first episode hit, but by the end I loved all of them and wanted to see more. I especially loved Katherine (big fan of the I.T. Crowd). I REALLY want a series with the Holiday Special lineup because that was hilarious.

[@poro9084]

lol, didnt realize that she was that actor in it crowd

[@cheekbonestrenchcoat]

Greg's teaching past coming out there. Honestly, there are contestants I don't like on a series (and only a couple of them. There have been people I expected not to like but I actually enjoyed in the show) but I don't think there is a whole series that I wouldn't rewatch. Every series has moments like this of pure hilarity.

[@fiddledwhileromeburned9197]

That episode was so hilarious it took an hour and a half to watch when it debuted.

[@neabby]

Johnny falling is exactly how I imagine Johnny would fall 😂

[@AnaComesonotante]

They were my favourite group. Love them all!

[@pedroh.7154]

i can't believe they managed to have a cast where everyone is terrible. one of the best seasons and i bet that if any of them were in another season they would be placed last

[@doublelxp]

A year later, Richard Herring won Champion of Champions.

[@CoRLex-jh5vx]

​@doublelxp could just be recency effect though

[@kristianholsting5966]

I would like to say that in the Danish version of this show we had everyone eliminated 5 times in one seson

[@WereDictionary]

My personal highlight of this is Greg being sternly disappointed, averyone trying their hardest not to laugh and then Johnny howling into his cap which breaks everyone else

[@TheAlllseeeingFish]

Yeah, you'll be able to see that with your eyes.

[@queencerridwen5043]

Johnny falling over makes me giggle every time...idk why it’s funny 😄

[@hawsrulebegin7768]

Greg is superb, born for this role!

[@nabinnyc]

just binging this show and laughing out loud all day. what a gem

[@PortsTM]

Imagine if social distance wasn't a thing, can you imagine what gregs reaction would have been? What if he did the nish to the side moment not realising that all 5 would have to be done. Can just moment him sighing every time and be like "right come here..

[@DragOnDani01]

Daisy would stand up and scream at Mawaan xD

[@gillymac9363]

Nish? Only seen him do it to James

[@PortsTM]

@@gillymac9363 series 5, the record the most impressive thing task. He did a suddoko.

[@slipknot95maggot]

I like Katherine as far as I know her, and I kind of think full group disqualification is the greatest thing that's happened yet, so def no hate But we have to talk about that throw.......... She threw it almost perfectly for it to go nowhere

[@flpfl.p5378]

This task perfectly describes Johnny’s entire time on the show

[@clarkejoseph49]

4:19 Mr Garrett doing Detention today.

[@paulmurgatroyd6372]

How often does Greg really look like he's admonishing school children.

[@fritzmoy101]

Could they not have pulled down the pole, broken the pole off/pulled it out of the ground and just fill it on the ground? Did the task ever say that it had to stay inside the red green?

[@overlydramaticpanda]

The problem with that technique is that given how much they are able to bend the pole in the first place (almost to a full 90 degrees), pulling it down far enough to actually break it would almost certainly result in at least one section of it and/or the cup touching the red green once it breaks. Same with having to pull it out - the pole is just too bendy and awkwardly long for any of them to be able to feasibly do so in a way that would completely avoid either the pole or the cup touching the red green.

[@gabriella2186]

loved this season so much

[@kathrenweitzel7502]

Three reasons this is my fav season: Bob Mortimer. Daisy Mays laugh. Watching Daisy May laugh whilst heavily preger and trying not to wee.

[@renthicya]

Hahaha, I love those sound effects for the planes passing by, like from @0:15

[@ronn201]

“... we’ll all take a couple moments of silence.” Everyone: *fails again* Well, at least they’re consistent.

[@Mast3rOfBanana]

this is it. the best task of the season

[@meadow9220]

Honestly one of my favourite cast panels - they're ✨iconic✨

[@annie820]

this season and season 7 are truly golden

[@Sicho84]

Let's just forget that ever happened... ... and put a clip of it on KZbin!! :D

[@beckscald3855]

Greg looks like a disappointed teacher and I love it!!!!!!

[@MissKavaMay]

Break the pole, stick the top in the ground, fill, win!

[@SenorKristobbalVLog]

This was done purely to shut up people who complain on twitter about rule breaks. The alternative being this where nobody gets points. Pure genius

[@groofay]

That is some *heavy* schoolteacher energy there at the end.

[@YvonneWilson312]

"You've let me down, you've let the show down, but most of all, you've let yourselves down...."

[@dcworld1076]

@@YvonneWilson312 i was waiting for greg to tell them they werent bad people

[@06treehunter]

The face at 1:07 'How are you going to apply that to that cup' just pure devastation.

[@MongerOfStrings8222]

And in the latest episode 4 people got disqualified too

[@Labergemusic]

This was easily my favourite season of the show oh my god

[@Madfattdeeb]

🤣😂🤣😂 I was laughing so hard by the end I couldn't breath!

[@DevilboyScooby]

Except that in the first episode everyone also failed the "Don't spill a drop" task...

[@danielolson437]

1. First use the water hose at a low angle to spray the red "green" and try to push it towards the center so you can get closer to the pole and cup. Lift out the pole and take it to a ladder or something that you can stand on to fill the cup. The pole is already touching the red so we can assume it is excluded as a dq. Or... 2. Just adjust the nozzle for a semi verticle stream which would crest and fill the cup

[@scarylion1roar]

When the encounter results in a Total Party Disqualification

[@RageWyvern]

Sorry greg but we are never going to forgot this

[@MuscleFlexChris]

Still heartbreaking :(

[@henrahmagix]

This was my favourite season =D

[@ChunkyCoffee]

This is only the first traditional task where everyone was disqualified, there were studio tasks that everyone got disqualified in series 6 and 8.

[@_emmaxx9]

I never understand task master but it’s brilliant 😂😂

[@ThurstonCyclist]

Johnny auditioning for Last of the Summer Wine.

[@imaginareality]

I know some ppl didn't like this season, but for me it was one of the best!

[@cdname47]

First I've heard of it It only suffered in that it was the first in lockdown I think. Compared to the first 2 of season 11 that have aired as I write this, it's slightly ahead.

[@dxanatos2]

It's the weakest season imho (Your mileage may vary of course), but it's a rather high floor, i still really enjoyed it.

[@DkGamerYoutube]

2:53 I fucking died. The noise she makes and the just terrible attempt 😂😂😂

[@TheOppiter]

im mildly surprised no one simply got any water into the cup and said they were done. as the task doesnt say the cup needs to overflow with water. so as soon as you displace the air inside the cup with water, the air in the cup overflows out of the cup. task complete.

[@alphapt9370]

That red green is forever tainted with Joes woes of pain for getting disqualified not that long ago. Fueled with negative Karma, it now prays upon unsuspecting contestants who fail to observe that simple fact.

[@Tkieron]

I noticed Daisy's paper hitting the green the first time I watched this. I was waiting to see if they mentioned it.

[@yourfavoritebubbe7444]

for some reason I just assumed Johnny Vegas was bald under that hat. I never would have guessed that he had hair! I am shocked to my core!

[@dominicaustin6016]

It must be the cameras and the timer, because when we watch this we think we could surely acknowledge the task properly, right?

[@OverWims]

It's the pressure and limited resources and time. You have to think quickly and thinking quickly usually means stupidly. Plus when we watch it we see their failed attempts and realise a better one. They don't.

[@sdrxke]

I loved this episode lmaoooo, this season was one of my favs

[@robertjackson3552]

everyone missed it once you have the cup in your hand pull the pole out of the ground fill cup

[@marcoblakely6050]

A had to rewind the bit with Johnny falling

[@Namonstar]

I was expecting someone to pull the cup down, cut it off with a saw and just fill it up in the sink lol

[@GoundG]

so what i want to know is what was filmed first, this or the danish version season 4 episode 5 where all contestants also got disqualified during a test too

[@iliketrains3495]

It's funny how this is the first time the ruling was actually accurate with the red green, given many other times someone else stepped on/off it without any penalty (i.e. Liza Tarbuck on the team task)

[@lmachain1]

I’ve fallen down a rabbit hole of British Panel shows (I guess that’s the name) and I can’t get out. Started with Jimmy Carr solo comedian career, ended up in 8 out of 10 Cats does Countdown... and now I can name most of the celebrities on there. (Mostly because it’s the same group in rotation)

[@ShiningDarknes]

This is unfortunately not the first time everyone got disqualified (not including team tasks). I seem to recall everyone DQed on the final live task of S8

[@anders630]

Great display of inept contestants, oh and side note.... 4:37 I recognize that shape, I think I've had the same diet as Greg the recent years, started to run this spring and it was not a day too early.

[@NicotineNerves]

This Was the best cast

[@scottieskatan4219]

was the best episode

[@joshkenovan7876]

This actually isn't the first time they all got disqualified for a task. When they did the teddy bear drinks task where they weren't allowed to spill anything or walk on the grass with the drinks, they all got disqualified for spilling the drinks (as well as Katherine's tippy-tappy walk)

[@tbz1551]

1:37 😂🤣

[@DragOnDani01]

Wait! Wasn't first time in the first episode of the season with the drinks?

[@Wizardously]

I love Johnny

[@obsidian_link9199]

I cant lie the music they used in the failure compilation is BADASS!!!! IDK if they made it themsleves but if they didnt can someone let me know

[@Corn-Pop.]

I got disqualified while watching it.

[@theresajv5055]

Richard Herring is like the British Marc Maron.

[@mrmeeseeks2534]

You can if you like But I won’t be there

[@tekkx_avery2137]

"Only liquids may touch the red green." The red green? That took a while - cause I'm not english. ;)

[@Milnoc]

All these failures combined still don't surpass Joe Wilkinson's potato disqualification.

[@mooalijasmine]

Five different shamed faces. They could have improvised and substituted points based on most to least contrite.

[@shmookins]

I would be disqualified in the first 3 seconds. XD

[@adamizzz]

which season is this?