Everyone Roasts Xenophanes - FNF

[@staticsomeone]

My favorite part 1:37

[@monstersfight4171]

Mine is 2:33

[@SonicthePlushHog]

Mine is 2:00

[@staticsomeone]

You created the shrugging edit? I'll give you credit

[@staticsomeone]

@DJ Fazbear 100! Ooh, okay gotcha

[@Jevil_The_Darkone]

mine gotta be 2:13

[@plasmaemerald8407]

The fact that everyone ganged up on him and he was sort of fine and BF just said one beep and just faded away really says a lot about how hard BF can roast…

[@grangergonzalez9821]

I mean it literally shows cuz Xeno never gained HP from Spitting bars, only BF did 🗿

[@Emb3rOnline]

It’s also funny because BF gets bitches and Xeno doesn’t

[@switchnx]

And then Majin, Faker, and Lord X glare at him like he took it too far, while Fatal Error looks genuinely thrilled and impressed.

[@Mystic_Mayhem]

Top 10 rappers eminem is too afraid to diss

[@ИванГанев-к4н]

Sorry I don't know Skibidididoop laguage

[@MemeKing699]

0:17 “You’re talking a hole lotta crap for someone who has to crystallize themselves just to get hard” had me dead, but when he said “What’s wrong Xeno? Is the *rod* not working anymore” caught me of guard

[@BrandonTheNintendoMan]

Oh rod you say 🤨🤨🤨🤣🤣🤣

[@AneurinClarke]

​@@BrandonTheNintendoManyes the rod and is small

[@The_Guiding_crucifix]

You try to put Drewley your hair for man you’re human form looks like an emo shut it

[@tietieandbon5843]

Bf said he was father less lol

[@Happi_star]

Can’t cut your greasy quills because of the jewelry enlarged in your head

[@XanthusWithTheCalamity]

Xenophanes is just like Cartman from South Park. Both of them have a good amount of strength but has the durability of glass.

[@ibis03]

At this point, I won't be surprised if Xeno is racist

[@gradealunaticofthewildwest8857]

So you're saying that Xeno is a Glass Cannon?

[@XanthusWithTheCalamity]

@@gradealunaticofthewildwest8857 Yep

[@r-351_sAIlor]

"You named yourself after a Greek philosopher. Alright? I could NOT think of a lamer thing to be called then XENAH-FO-KNEES. Alright? XENAH-FO-KNEES I'm about to BREAK your knees! M'kay?" best line.

[@ivan_spirince_aka_ioann]

I world put his lines like: XENO-SONIC.EXE: I AM NOT A F***ING XENFAH-FOKNEES U DAMB@$$ B****!

[@michellemontgomery2863]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 1:04

[@donnel_the_artistDTA]

It is

[@kev-kong56plays32]

Me and my demon we’re dying on that line

[@Miss_Mangos]

"GET OUT YOU HAVE NO DAD. NO MOM. NO INSPIRATION. NO ORIGINALITY!"

[@cantmakeacreativename2072]

I like how Xeno stopped when Lord X claimed he got beaten by a blue midget. As if he was confused, considering how by Lord X’s logic, everyone in this video got their asses handed to them by Bf lmao.

[@the_death_phantom533]

Well actually the only EXEs (That I know of) that could actually beat BF are Lord X and Rewrite, Lord X could easily kill BF but doesn't because it's fun and Rewrite literally broke the game and killed BF as well.

[@Niksterski]

​@@the_death_phantom533 "boyfriend is nothing to me"

[@AtomicLemonstudios2]

@@the_death_phantom533 omt technically counts in the considering he just x but on steroid’s and killed gf in his mod

[@normalLaSerpienteCopada]

​@@the_death_phantom533majin can actually kill bf too but since he is a friendo he doesnt kill him

[@monkieboimonkeboi]

If we are going out of the original EXE mod, we also have Trinity, who quite literally stepped towards bf. Which from my understanding, no one else has ever attempted before. So Trinity could wipe bf with 0 problems

[@Northstarpri]

1:14 my fav roast by far

[@M4H1T00]

"xenah op a nees"

[@Nahomy-Pongo]

Same here 😂

[@KennethMcdonald-w9z]

​@@M4H1T00 Xenoh-fo-knees, I'm boutta break your knees

[@realsansfromundertale]

XENOH-FO-KNEES

[@Welp_iguess_imhere]

I thought it was ze-no-fanes

[@projectkingpin4066]

You really brought in Exetior. Respect.

[@X-Rob55YT]

Agreed

[@dhilahnz8168]

Yep

[@Just_another_Taiream_fan]

W

[@Luigipokerlover]

What if Sark was here too?

[@darksoynic]

Brought a exe from a whole different multiverse

[@WILDDEVIL19]

1:14 "YOU NAMED YOUR SELF AFTER A *GREEK PHILOSOPHER* *VINE BOOM* ALRIGHT? I CAN NOT THINK OF A MORE LAMER THING TO BE CALLED THEN *XENAH-FO-KNEES* *VINE BOOM* ALRIGHT? *XENAH-FO-KNEES* IM ABOUT TO *BREAK YOUR KNEES!* MKAY? *VIIIIINNNEEE BOOOOM"*

[@Jevin-zc8nq]

Pathetic piece of meat

[@VECK88]

fatal's roasts are probably my favorite because he has a literal text-to-speech as his voice, like, no filters or anything, just a normal tts voice

[@bgreen438]

BRO THANK YOU YOUR THE GUY I FOUND

[@DeklanTheCatLover]

"Fuck you goofy ahh ketchup man" -Fatal error

[@isaidleavemyphonealone]

Why thank you

[@torberthetorbington]

1:21 “Xenah-fo-knees” 😭🙏

[@TabathaTMartin]

Xenah-fo-knees I’m bout to break your knees m’kay?

[@LukeSeanKyrie]

"XENAH-FO-KNEES" makes me feel go to heaven

[@TabathaTMartin]

“Xenah-fo-knees” I bout to BREAK your knees

[@TabathaTMartin]

@@torberthetorbington Xenah-Fo-Knees is craaazy

[@bellyindah]

Pathetic piece of meat!

[@eclipsetheuhhh]

2:17 Sarah was so shocked she turned into a plushie

[@colindagufy]

Isn't he needlemouse?

[@eclipsetheuhhh]

@@colindagufywhat?

[@colindagufy]

​@@eclipsetheuhhhi mean the thing who turn into a plushie It wasn't needlemouse

[@eclipsetheuhhh]

@@colindagufy needlemouse’s name is sarah

[@colindagufy]

@@eclipsetheuhhh oj

[@SonsOfParagus]

1:43 bro was bane 💀

[@ShizBliz10]

2:00 this really had me laughing my ass off, even though I thought that Unused’s roasts cut deeper than a buzzsaw

[@geraldinemays9445]

Fr

[@Beezplaysroblox]

Fr tho

[@Kurubylovesdeeznutz]

Lmao so tru

[@purplevr120_official]

Dang! That’s Super Crazy! 😂

[@TheSantiagoOne]

Fr

[@azizshamsi6044]

Xenophanes: the victim getting roasted by everyone Majin: the roaster who started the roasting contest Unused: the roaster who seemed to have won the roasting contest Fleetway: the roaster who thought that he has the best roasts Lord X: the roaster who has no spark of sympathy for the victim Fatal error: the roaster who just wanted to participate in the roasting contest because he saw it start out of nowhere Exetior: the quiet roaster who keeps thinking what words to use against the victim Sara/needlemouse: the victim of the victim who got roasted by everyone

[@clonemcgo8870]

Oh yeah

[@bellyindah]

What about xeno saying bitches

[@iexisttobreath]

im fr exetior bruh

[@NetYTB]

1:30 i love that you put exetior in here

[@neozillatheneontitanusgojira]

He literally appeared in the background at 0:37

[@jenniferkiko]

Exeitor looks like a fucking woman- *sob* 😭

[@jenniferkiko]

Dem lashes-

[@DominicChase-t1o]

The goat

[@HaiX_X]

1:48 Fatal Error Checks Xeno's Search History 1:14 YOU NAMED YOURSELF AFTER A GREEK PHILOSOPHER

[@Jumpm4n]

Xenophanes is the kind of guy to try to act cool and tough just to end up being annoying af

[@ibis03]

That's what happened in this video

[@i.have.a.gun.subNOW]

Also a simp lol

[@BastheSpeedpainter]

Glaze

[@b1ue_here]

0:56 Majin is basically lamar

[@MINIKBRUD]

Majin and that sonic that called him xeno THEY TWO ROASTED HIM SO BADLY

[@EMan-b1k6u]

​@@MINIKBRUDi think that sonic was unused

[@Supahorramario]

I love how lord x is the most calm one out of everyone

[@RedgyandTomasiscool10]

Bru he was literally laughing when the tall red sonic checked Xenophanes search history.

[@D4viGauchø-f8q]

​@@RedgyandTomasiscool10His name is Fatal Error

[@RedgyandTomasiscool10]

@@D4viGauchø-f8qoh ok

[@parslii8299]

1:55 lord x casually dying of laughter in the background got me ☠️

[@Eternal_Animations]

damn, this is the most bullying xeno has gotten since he made the minecraft cave sound anytime he entered the room, i feel like i would be mining the top of his head and recieve 7 diamonds.

[@sayyidjelek479]

Nah is a whole amethyst geode

[@Eternal_Animations]

@@sayyidjelek479 blud looks like a steven universe fan oc with all them crystals

[@that_objectguy]

0:37 the Exterior laugh💀

[@ArtsandGaming875]

The end got me dying 2:34 Xeno really said: *Mr.hedgehog? I don't feel so good-* 2:34 *Xeno Disintegrates* 1:55 *Lord X laughs his ass off* 0:27 *Unused shows up* 0:35 *what in god's name-*

[@ArtsandGaming875]

0:37 *Lord X roasts* 0:39 *Fleetway joins in* 0:40 *Fatal Joins the battle!* 0:48 *The theme* 0:54 *The Haircut* 1:00 *The Ketchup Man* 1:07 *Beautiful Majin* 1:08 *Imagination scares me*

[@ArtsandGaming875]

1:14 *Greek Philosopher Xenophanes* 1:17 *I'ma bout to break your knees* 1:29 *Worthless* 1:37 *The truth* 1:43 *The Darkness* 1:50 *Uh Oh*

[@ArtsandGaming875]

2:00 *Unused is back at it again* 2:09 - 2:10 *b r e a t h e* 2:12 *More Rivals* 2:19 *realization* 2:20 *Trying To Understand*

[@ArtsandGaming875]

2:24 *Same thing* 2:28 *the argument*

[@ArtsandGaming875]

I need to be stopped

[@julienneviray6352]

When bro said “Xenah-fo-knees” that felt me at 1:22😂

[@BlueBeepOFFICIAL]

Bro even Exetior from the OG EXE era pulled up to roast his ass

[@pancake204]

Exetior is a giga chad tho. Ngl.

[@NotAcat0]

​@@pancake204the best exe for me

[@petergriffin1331]

Even the OGs got xeno down...i still miss when the spirits of hell was a bit famous

[@ZingierAlpaca96]

1:56 Lord X cracking up in the background lmao

[@TheVera800]

When the hated cousin insults the family’s favorite, fun uncle at a family reunion:

[@lindsaybaechler1754]

2:00 "GET OUT, YOU HAVE NO DAD NO MOM NO INSPIRATION NO ORINALITY" had me laughing on the floor

[@CursedClock5228]

[@BD_The-Black_Demon]

At this point Xeno might retire and even might stop killing and befriend the people he used to consider prey If he has enough with they're bullying

[@TheBlazingstickfigure]

1:54 the fact lord x is just laughing or screaming out of his lungs

[@cliffisawesome3]

BF probably had 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 roasts in that one beep because he made Zeno disappear.

[@connorlong7143]

Don't forget the +1 on that number my friend

[@cliffisawesome3]

@@connorlong7143 ok👌

[@isabellavalverde-1386]

b e e p

[@Alex_Fleetway]

Boyfriend: Appears Everyone: 👍 Xenophanes: Desapears

[@Karson-Duh-Fox]

Xenophanes:( with the door locked) WHY WHY CANT I HAVE A DAY JUST TO MYSELF MOTHER ( EXE laugh) EVEN GODS NEED THERE ALONE DAYS

[@thomas_voiture9909]

Me: damn you got roasted by a bunch of stupid exes like fatal error don't worry I'm here for you

[@sufi09853]

Sunky behind the door: You get no bitchess Xeno. 😏😏

[@thomas_voiture9909]

@@sufi09853 me : SHUT UP FUNNY SUNKY MILY WAY

[@Chilegus123]

​@@thomas_voiture9909sunky: don't worry xeno im lying

[@lordgoji1004]

If exe/xenophanes knows every mythologys then he will create his own mythology to make live peaceful without getting roasted

[@Inteleonic]

2:33 I'm pretty sure BF said "You're adopted"

[@randypanaligann6197]

Nah, that beep translates to a packgod worth of roasting.

[@Bluesnakegaming739]

beep: “you are all adopted” *everyone looking at bf* xeno leaves since he realizes it

[@misterjersey5460]

Wait, xeno is named after a Greek Philosopher!?

[@Supahorramario]

Yea search it up xenophanes

[@ItalysArtHouse]

@@Supahorramario zanoffaknees

[@BrandonTheNintendoMan]

ZAANOFANEES.

[@freddykrueger1699]

Xenophanes I'm about to BREAK your knees, M'Kay?

[@czebastianlegaspi785]

@@freddykrueger1699 2:00

[@Cozmix3121]

look at 0:54 bro majin got me flooding my room with tears💀💀💀, also when BF appears i like how xeno evaporates

[@ShadowTheHedgehog-w1v]

Same

[@tomymommy2787]

Is noone going to finna mention Lord X laughing his ass off at 1:56? That caught me off guard lol

[@Niksterski]

Bros dying and you are laughing

[@rootbeerguy690]

One of my favorite bits from this

[@TheOtherOne199]

And he's looking at Unused like "my boi, you see this mother fucker?" While continuing to laughing his ass off

[@canaldopkl6434]

I didnt even noticed lol

[@triptide26]

1:55 XD

[@The_bad_sanses_fan]

I SWEAR THE PARTS OF THEM ROASTING THEM ABOUT HIS CRYSTAL ESPECIALLY MAJIN HAD ME DYING

[@ChumpX2]

Xenophanes is the type of EXE to say "I am god" and have no one take him seriously

[@somebody4264]

thats what im sayin

[@supersonicfan6326]

Dude the best trashtalker in the WHOLE sonic verse is unused💀💀💀 IT GETS ME OFF GUARD EVERYTIME AND GETS ME DEAD 1:17 IS THE BEST PART “Alright I could not think of a more lamer thing that to be called than XENAH-FO-KNEES” GETS ME FLYING THROUGH EARTH TO SATURN 58 TIMES

[@usefulljamesfan5999]

I know Lord X was about to say, "Let's gank his ass," when bf showed up.

[@thegreatcaleebo2225]

That "Xenah-fo-knees" line killed me!🤣🤣🤣

[@masterreece1098]

i feel like every other exe would make fun of the main man himself because he originated from a poorly written story

[@brandonboswell3625]

But he did get a redesign that makes him feel like more of a threat and Living up to his given title of I am God and he did get a remake

[@egg-vx4ut]

it was moved to trollpasta too *hah*

[@deaconaligood]

Yeah, even IF he's the reason they exist

[@krisjam4314]

The original sonic exe is so terrible that it just makes me cringe out of how a kids story it is

[@Dumbwasp]

And a pdf file

[@lordx2948]

"Bro,get a load of this guy HA!"

[@BatteryWatt_247]

2:35 This is def my favorite part. And no one can say otherwise.

[@callum9509]

BF heard the exe's roasting Xeno and decided to join in. And he must of said Kajillin roast in 1 second, because Xeno died from that one BEEP.

[@TheHonoredOnelol]

Otherwise

[@MINIKBRUD]

0:06 even the DEMONS TANGO?

[@PierceVàrnado]

Yes...even that.

[@MINIKBRUD]

do you know... what that means lil vro?💀

[@SaddieMoon]

I think it’s just funny that Fleetway just reuses pre-existing voice lines from the mod instead of any other source like the others.

[@ClayMachovec]

In 2:28, Needlemouse is like: "What the hell is happening at this point."

[@XanthusWithTheCalamity]

2:00 to 2:10 Xenophanes be getting the same Unused treatment like how he roasted Coldsteel💀

[@ItalysArtHouse]

If coldsteel was here then he'd make it *personnel*

[@BrandonTheNintendoMan]

(Say it with me people) GET OUT YOU HAVE NO DAD

[@AverageIdoit]

Xeno was so unoriginal he didn't even bother making new insults for him

[@LocalGiganfan1980]

I love that you gave Lord X that toad laugh, it fits so well!

[@ivan_spirince_aka_ioann]

Xeno-sonic.exe: "I WILL NOT BE REPLACED!!!" **mentalbreakdown**

[@Sharp333]

Bro was only trying to make Majin stop getting in his business, and that was actually understandable

[@freddykrueger1699]

Yeah, even when he wasn't doing anything wrong he was always there to be a pest!

[@NexusChumpion]

Love how Sara is just plushified during her time of the vid

[@ScratchinMelodies]

Majin casually using the franklin roast is gold

[@DrawingBoi-24]

Aye

[@Joseph_Drew_III]

Some of these were hits, others not so much. For example, “humanized version” rarely goes well for _anyone,_ so Xenophanes is hardly alone there.

[@RandomSkull420]

When Unused said “No originality” I just thought “Y'all can't be talking about originality when you're also based off of the same character, atleast Xenophanes was created by the original creators of the shitty creepypasta”

[@LeGasp106]

2:01 I love how unused roasted xeno so hard. I can't wait for nominal dingus to see this Edit: 100 likes? Thank you!

[@ConeTheSigmaRizzler]

Dude he literally had part of packgods soul for a second💀

[@HunterSmith-c2f]

LOOOOL😂😂😂😂 WHATS WRONG, XENO?! DID YOU GET ROASTED TO DEATH?!😂😂😂😂😂 AWESOME VIDEO!!!!

[@Skypatroller_BenCD]

That was absolutely beautiful i loved every seconds of it (also Exetior was so cool)

[@MemesandI505]

"Xenah-fo-knees I'm about to BREAK your knees!" 💀

[@Nimbrisk]

so glad my favorite EXE could be apart of this (exetior)

[@caiodramos1445]

Don't ask why, but i JUST LOVE THIS PART LOL 2:00

[@CHEEZ_22]

Bro I'mma be honest Unused carried so hard, he had the best roasts by a long shot 💀

[@teddyrichard1488]

"You look like someone told you the theme is "H o r r o r""

[@shyguyissoawesomeguys]

unused and majin carried, fatal had a few shots too

[@CHEEZ_22]

@@shyguyissoawesomeguys Yeah that's true

[@Niksterski]

X, carried with the hype

[@Pizzablud]

*XEN-OFF-A-KNEES I’M ABOUT TO BREAK YOUR KNEES!!!*

[@Bread_Gaming_Official]

It was over when i saw the search history

[@Aguyyouprobablyknow]

You brought everyone Even exetior Give this man a award

[@ameliathecyanhairedgirl]

1:21 XENAH-FO-KNEES

[@DrSuperLuigiSeth1]

Tails Doll would just be chilling offscreen with the popcorn, watching the chaos…if he canonically had a mouth.

[@rylzafable3242]

Tails doll had mouth in his 2nd song soulless.

[@DrSuperLuigiSeth1]

You do realize Tails Doll is an official character in the Sonic franchise, right? He’s not unique to creepypasta stuff or FNF. And therefore, in his official canon, he doesn’t have a mouth. Apologies if I flew off the handle, I just love the little guy and want him to get proper respect.

[@thefamilyguydog]

he'd be shoving popcorn onto his face and it'd just fall onto the floor

[@Boyfriend-bz2pz]

In some stories he has a mouth, it's just sewn shut until it rips open

[@TotallyNotEXE]

“Beep” Everyone: *STARE.* Xeno: *Fucking disappears*

[@OmiSyte]

EVEN EXETIOR ROASTS HIM Im dying, glad someone remembers him though

[@ChrisHinners008]

0:46 still-act-tea-ites

[@ArtBoi312]

TF DID BF SAY TO MAKE XENO DISINTEGRATE!? XD😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@CoopaDaTroopa]

Bf was the best roaster since xeno always loses to him in a rap battle

[@connorlong7143]

Beep

[@BKRproductions6468]

@@connorlong7143”MY MOM’S A WHA-“

[@Jaiden_C.H.R]

2:35 man, this reminds me of the time i- *i appear in the spaceroom* *NO-*

[@smanicdahotdogg]

i feel like this is a personal attack

[@Zaydaboi0313]

It probably is

[@thecoolestguy847]

"Is the rod not working anymore?" Is the craziest line I've ever heard from something like this.

[@schaqui7526]

Even exetior considers xeno pathetic Exetior, out of all the other exes.

[@joecandice6372]

xeno so cringe one of the exe ogs rose from the dead just to roast him

[@NotAcat0]

​@@joecandice6372why everyone like xeno is like cringe compare to other exe like exeller or exetior

[@joecandice6372]

@@NotAcat0 I think exetior and exeller are different people

[@NotAcat0]

@@joecandice6372 I think

[@joecandice6372]

@@NotAcat0 ya they are, exetior is the sympathetic one while exeller is the main villain of soh

[@sussybaka4421]

Damn even Exetior is here.

[@dave6848]

Unused carried hard bro. Freaking burnt him to a crisp. Mazin and Fatal Error were great too. Also, EXETIOR YEEEEESSSSSSS

[@abinelfox]

''GET OUT YOU HAVE NO DAD, NO MOM, NO INSPIRATION NO ORIGINALITY''

[@insertname969]

Props to you for bringing in exetior, a classic exe

[@ConeTheSigmaRizzler]

[nuh uh] you goofy ahh ketchup man 1:02

[@RB_PLAYZ12953]

1:21 AYO

[@Greg77196]

1:55 lord x literally dying in the back 😂

[@ShadowCam11]

Me personally I can never take that level of DISRESPECT

[@MisterLazyDummy]

Give bf an oscar for saying the most roasted word that xeno stops existing

[@LunarBingusOLDCHANNEL]

I always thought Majin said "rom" and not "rod", Cause I felt like it was more fitting.

[@creeperkinght1144]

bro Xeno don't even have a rod to begin with, and his rom is broken anyways

[@CloneWubGames]

"YOU NAMED YOURSELF AFTER A GREEK PHILOSOPHER" is funny and also Bf: "beep" Xenophanes (Xenah-fo-knees): "AUGHHH" *dies*

[@em2souls]

Alt Ending: EXE: "HEY!! IT'S THAT BLUE MIDGET!" Needlemouse: "GET HIM!!" insert all running at Bf while screaming atrocities- BF: "BAAAAAAAA-"

[@MrGabochoBv]

BF: Can I join?? Xenophane: HELL NO, NOT YOU TOO! *screams and disapears*

[@NormalChannel95]

The Greek Philosopher part really got me!

[@AmateurAnimations65]

Lord X fucking dying of laughter in the background as Fatal Error calls out Xeno's simping is such a mood

[@Droughtfew23]

At this point I just feel bad for Xeno, Bro is my fav exe

[@brandonboswell3625]

Same this version of him has become my favorite unlike his old self

[@lisalisa1778]

In the end he roasted everyone back OFF CAMERA and he took revenge GOOD ENDING Also he killed gf to destroy the shield and killed bf BEST ENDING

[@averageinsanityfan]

Boyfriend roasted xeno by one beep💀

[@ThisUnnamedMouse]

bro literally thanos snapped Xenah-fo-knees with a single beep

[@bobandmrmecaleb5873]

Exetior's cameo was my favorite part.

[@williamjorgeacioly1039]

1:22 when that heghehog who looked like sonic said: xenah-no-fe knees it got me dying lol. 😂

[@fataljackson3830]

1:55 xenophaes ☠

[@Eternal_36]

I love how lord X. is just sitting in the back laughing😭🖐

[@雪者]

My god, everyone had it with Xeno.

[@Droopyscythe1149]

0:29 "You literally shoved jewelery into your hair to look cool, man," got me like:😂