Everything Wrong With Archer Season 1

[@reliantncc1864]

I love his frustration when he can't sin the bomb timer on the airship. Archer does put in the work (sometimes).

[@D64nz]

To see the depth of that work look up the Archer ARG.

[@Veggiemold]

@@D64nzfor season 7 right?

[@Xr3solveXofXoneX]

Off the bat, calling Malory Archer "Discount Lucille Bluth" is not fair. If anything she is "APEX Lucille Bluth!"

[@motrwithmary6531]

RIP Jessica Walter, she was the best part of this and Arrested Development

[@TheUpGrayed]

" Do you want ants.... " is my alarm tone. It will never change.

[@Dibby0156]

Jeremy at least praises this show. The other guy is ruthless.

[@H1e9n8r6o]

Lol they are the narrators....the writing staff ( which they may be part of ) probably has many people on it. Your really dumb.

[@harisrdn]

facts😂

[@jasonu463]

Yeah, Cinemasins used to at least be fair. The new guy is calling season 1 Archer an awful show which is strait bullshit.

[@H1e9n8r6o]

@jasonu463 omg you idiots. They are the Narrirators....this is written by a team of WRITTERS. Jesus whats your favorite color....the number seven...

[@johnymey4034]

WHY did they switch narrators? The new/ second guy sounds like a campy gay tour guide. Bitchy, awkward, and pitifully corny quips.

[@Bjrn-nv3ie]

“You know, I used to pretend you weren’t my mother” *Long Sip* “Me too”

[@Joyful_Traitor]

The fact he is trying not to laugh at 44:19 makes it even funnier

[@crusmonster1397]

I need you to sin each season of Archer. I loved this so much 😂

[@russellvitranoiii3504]

Especially seasons 2, 4, and... I think 7 (the one occurring right before Archer's coma).

[@SkylerKPHDtrustmebroUNI]

Dude you gotta understand the premise of this show and drop some most of these sins! It's supposed to be an adolescent James bond who works for his mom and the office politics and relationships that aren't shown in spy movies like M.I., and bond the classic spy series never showing the red tape! It's the office meets bond meets the Simpsons meets the spoof genres.

[@MargoMB19]

Ah! I've never seen this show, this is where the 'that's how you get ants' joke is from?? Honestly one of my favorite running jokes on the Sins channels.

[@mduduzinyathi7079]

If youre witty enough to like tvsins, definitely watch archer lol

[@CJTerry]

Skytanic and the bomb defuse scene has to be one of my favorite scenes

[@sethtate2079]

Mancy.....

[@PlatypusVomit]

29:18 - yeh that's standard in literally every industrial work shop. Sometimes you need some goofball screw and the saved weird unsortable screws saves your shit.

[@nordicviking2188]

No full metal jacket joke or anything deserves a sin 1:05:54

[@andrewmillar8254]

I have to sin you back: At 51:39, those are both shovels and neither is a spade. One is a flat-point shovel, which is different from a spade because its tip flares out. It's designed for scooping loose material. A spade has a straight or slightly narrowed tip and is designed to dig. Spades are also usually shorter, but if that tool were shorter it would be a coal scoop. Not a distinction that matters much any more, of course, but I suppose there are still a few people who buy tools by voice only. Anyway, Archer is without sin in the tool identification department.

[@aCraftyCapybara]

Thank you for pointing that out, they definitely got the arrows backwards. I always thought the one on right is called a spade even though most people call it a shovel, I suppose a spade is the smaller version of that.

[@RevanXIII]

19:18 100 sins for calling this show stupid

[@OG-ColorfulAbyss.]

Love how he focuses on "Toad Chicken Love Candy" and not "Hump Surprise"

[@djmac1992]

35:00 there's actually a all u can eat buffet in el paso, Texas that makes a coconut shrimp that's pretty good lol

[@blendisherifi3739]

After the car crashed, it is nowhere to be seen in the background. +1 sin 54:52

[@thepyroghoul]

in Archer's defence, "Toad Chicken Love Candy" feels like something you'd potentially find eventually on any second-language menu.

[@hiddendesire3076]

3:39 I say the same thing about this ritzy donut shop our office orders from. “Oh, but they have vegan donuts”. Yeah well you spend $40 on about eight donuts and they don’t even package them in the box properly. For that money, I could go to a jewel and get almost 27 donuts at $1.5/donut!

[@G-Unit1111]

In all seriousness, anyone who's ever built a PC or two has a box in their desk drawer that's marked "assorted screws".

[@brettrace]

sin the sinner because the arrow points to the wrong shovel instead of the spade... well, you know what i mean

[@ANautyMoose]

You've made fun of the misspellings, then go and misspell "accurate" as "accrate" at 44:24! THE SHAAAAAAME!

[@TheBarracuda]

1:04:16 it's the voice of Jerry Smith! I hadn't recognized the voice actor until just now.

[@FluffyHarmlessKitten]

@tvsins @12:31 did you mean reservoir dogs? couldn't find something in reservation dogs that made sense...

[@Nakam459]

It is a coming of age show about coming of age kids on a reservation in OK is great and fucking innovative in loads of ways and funny as hell with some really deep introspective emotional stuff.

[@wesleydamen2018]

Wait why is the left called a shovel when spades in cards are shaped like the right?

[@DaveRCollins1]

52:43 - Massive Head-Wound Cyril 😂

[@gurtreynolds470]

Anyone notice he switched shovel and spade? Because he switch up the shovel and spade! *ding*

[@thomaslane1547]

1:05:29 A similar ad for a kitten is on a bulletin board at my work. I think it was adopted 5 or 10 years ago. But the ad's still there.

[@KeithElliott-zd8cx]

420.69. not even going to stop there, okay. didn't even desin it 60 just to hit the number again. credit where credit's due, as that would be worth a sin.

[@ghillieglas7379]

"Storage bags"? They're ammunition pouches. One sin for you.

[@zendoclone1]

"reservation dogs" +1 sin.

[@heyitsvinni]

I love that u made this video! Appreciate it!

[@dbdulaney]

Exit bin in Kriegers lab, which is stage left....exit: stage left...live album from Rush.

[@Kevinception123]

No comment about the 420.69 count total at 57:26?? Fine, I guess I'm making a comment about it now then

[@JungleJuliaDP]

34:57 I happen to love coconut shrimp.I also used to work at Outback Steakhouse, and the sin is officially on you and your inability to accept that ppl enjoy different foods.

[@kami4622]

When you bring up the hands free power point, you can set timed slides in the power point program.

[@AnomalousNormie]

Confusing Acids with Poisons is something Pokémon does a lot. So, it's probably an Ekans or a Grimer in the container.

[@BessieRiggs]

Nothing. There’s nothing wrong with Archer Season 1 lol.

[@TheOystei]

35:00 Coconut > Shrimp

[@JamesWilliams-fj8vf]

ARCHER 🏹 WILL ALWAYS BE A CLASSIC ADULT ANIMATED SERIES.❤

[@WcWZzQM]

People are just trying to be “different”

[@arashink]

Waitasec -- are all of the Malory outtakes lines from other Jessica Walters media? That's @#$%ing brilliant.

[@angelhunter1901]

3 months and still no new archer sin videos.... i need more!

[@DaveRCollins1]

53:31 Mallory is just a cartoon, Mallory is just a cartoon…

[@jackalope839]

Joke's on you. I have six nice bookmarks and I like finding my spot by reading. The reason I keep my bookmark is that I like the memories associated with them. I have a Grizzly Bear from My Side of the Mountain.

[@russellvitranoiii3504]

I'm still surprised no one has sinned the "934TXS" which recurred on a regular basis, especially during season 1, and they NEVER explained or even hinted at why. And if there's an inside joke I'm not getting, well that's on them, too.

[@JSuper7]

Just listening to the audio makes me want a 100 episode series of Bob and Jerry just going through life together.

[@ravinraven6913]

I only want to know one thing. If spades aren't shovels. Then why is the card suit called a spade, but looks like a shovel?

[@reliantncc1864]

A spade has a handle just long enough for your hand, and is a gardening tool. A shovel has a long handle and is used for digging. The card suit resembles the former and not the latter. If you were being sarcastic, apologies.

[@buddyzilla4557]

That kitten is kitty Amazing..have you NEVER seen Dick Figures? He is too cute to live! His fur is amazingly soft! Yet surprisingly cold..if you see him, your heart will melt. Literally!

[@stevensrocks798]

26:37 I've screengrabbed it and one day I'm gonna get a Chinese tattoo that says "stir fried dog poop from the east bank."

[@ravinraven6913]

screenshot? whats with using extra letters to create a word that already exists?

[@stevensrocks798]

@@ravinraven6913 I dunno but you could probably equate it to your reply that was also a huge waste of letters.

[@reliantncc1864]

If you've been to Asia and you use google translate on their menus, you really do get some weird results. Not just the menus, either.

[@mysta02]

The full translation: -Stir-fried East Coast white dog poop Sweet and sour dog meat Sweet and sour cat meat Rat-scented toad mouth sesame cat Toad Chicken Love Candy Rat skewers hump surprise Shrimp Paste Hairy Man Neil Fried chicken with rat poop Fat Sam BBQ Pork Chops Sesame farm dog meat Tempeh White Flour Chard Crispy Goldfish Broccoli T-Shirt Eric Chicken, goldfish, pork belly smorgasbord Pork cheek

[@DaveRCollins1]

@@mysta02thank you for doing that and I love that they dedicated so much time on something that makes for an amazing Easter egg experience.

[@MegaConkster]

About time you finished season 1 and got this compilation together. Catch up, there are many seasons to go and lots of sins to address in the later ones.

[@jeremygold6331]

Just here to defend Coconut Shrimp.. 🥥 🍤 🦐

[@ajjamsen694]

So...are they gonna completely ignore the "Pinchers of Peril" bin next to the "Exit" bin? Cause I gotta know what that is 😆

[@dragonmaster613]

**DING**

[@WublicIndecency]

6:20 I will argue I've used those exact sort of metal trays as a server and I firmly believe with enough force, yeah, maybe lol

[@Isamu1416]

No point for Conway storn which would be excellent on TV sins because he asks the question of who he is, how he was able to sneak in or who is flying the helicopter

[@marinanidhubhain4458]

Could you please sin the episode The Riddle of the Sphinx, from Inside no. 9

[@LabrnMystic]

7 sins + Additional 25 for the amazing Accurate Bomb Counter removed this season.

[@deemayday4517]

You get a sin for making me look up what a jack knife dive is.

[@randallbesch2424]

You get 2 sins for not knowing either.

[@wateryourgardenstunt]

I love Archer so much. So excited for this!

[@jppitch6734]

An HSA, propoerly funded every year, essentialy becomes a medical retirement account. An FSA is by far the inferior choice.

[@Suno-ta-sei]

It's sad woodhouse and malory's Va have passed.

[@persona2grata]

HSA is much more preferable than a flex account because you can save pre-tax dollars and the compound interest generated over time, unless you're older or have a family because of the high deductible requirement. And that deductible requirement applies even if you're getting the insurance from another job or a spouse's job.

[@TheAllSeeingEye2468]

Why where either of you complaining about the tape dispenser? That's a perfectly fine place to keep tape.

[@ShadyRK9]

Wow! Glad I'm not the ONLY one who thought this show looked an awful lot like Frisky Dingo! (By which I love both!) Also not so Fun Fact: @1:07 Archer came out in 2009! And when that happened 4 years later (2014), the Archer staff had to cleverly make an arc for the show where Mallorys organization got bankrupted and had to sell the names brand to make some money to explain why they're not using that name anymore!

[@Suno-ta-sei]

Well adam reed had a hand in both shows. Though frisky dingo came out to ahead of its time.

[@ShadyRK9]

@@Suno-ta-sei wow! Really? Interesting!

[@DaveRCollins1]

Wait what happened in that 4 years?

[@ShadyRK9]

@@DaveRCollins1 by some Terrible coincidence in 2014, 4 years after Archer was made a real life terrorist group took the same name of the spy organization in the show so the show staff and writers had to make a whole episode/arc of them selling the name and why they're not using that name anymore.

[@DaveRCollins1]

@@ShadyRK9 oh shit ya! I’ve been wondering about that and how it crossed over!

[@heygraey]

the black-ish never gets old, cuz it's how I describe myself . Now I want to watch Archer....DAMN YOU TVSINS!

[@dr.kawasaki7380]

Portal to Terrabuthia 🎖️🤣🤣🤣

[@TheNintendoGamer64]

31:00 I actually don't think this is out of character for Archer here, at least given his connection with animals throughout the series. I just imagine a sloshed Archer, stumbling through the Everglades in the middle of the night, before coming across a small shack with a rooster roaming around the premises. Archer being Archer, instantly forms a bond, probably names it, and follows this thing everywhere. Unfortunately, it somehow perishes, and in his grief, Archer selflessly gives the rooster a proper burial, not considering how the "Dominican Guy" was probably dependent on eating it.

[@breadrat7969]

50:27 me too...

[@Ggggggfduhimkk]

I think the exit refers to a suicide pill he would take if needed

[@lucky369dh]

Right off the bat.. Frisky Dingo was my first thought watching it cause archer is just Xander Cruise and same art style.. I also was super stoned watching it and Cat party was my actual ringtone🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@javiusbaker4543]

Ive been waiting…

[@menosproblemos6993]

It's okej. Skoj är bara skoj! 😄 Och Sverige är bara Sverige 😮‍💨

[@FrozenBun]

I was waiting for this video, but not silently

[@TreTheJoker]

I love this show so much I can and have been quoting it since it’s been on tv!!! I think this is one of the greatest shows ever made. And I appreciate how much you love it too!!! The show will be forever on my list!!! I need a way to show how much I love it too!!! Hahahahahahah

[@OffensiveJestr]

How did they miss the Goonies reference with the Pincers of Peril?

[@teshahartke5468]

I always feed people if they come into my home. Especially plumbers and the like

[@f-empire-8]

I feel like you're reaching with a few of these, I could be bias tho

[@brooksie9999999999]

mans commenting on cartoon make up

[@TheNintendoGamer64]

31:12 While it seems inconsistent aith what Archer was built up as up to this point, I feel it's very in-character when you consider Archer later in the show. I just imagine Archer, sh*tfaced in the Dominican wilderness, stumbling across a small house with a rooster roaming around the premiaes. Archer then proceeds to instantly form a bond with this rooster, before it meets an untimely demise... somehow. In his grief, he selflessly gives the rooster a proper burial, not considering the rooster's owner was definitely hoping to eat it.

[@dennisnewman678]

Well you just think you know everything dont you?!?!? It was all good until you decided to mess with my boy Archer and I would have absolutely been annoyed if even a single word of this comment was serious but you got lucky......this time. 😂🤣😂🤣😂 I don't even know what I just said but I do know you got an awesome channel and videos and I have a goofy sense of humor. 👏👏👏👏👏

[@krusnik13]

The tape dispenser probably vibrates if I had to guess

[@MegaConkster]

It's just a big clunky tape dispenser. Why? Why question that but not their clunky old desktop computers?

[@brysonblomgren8778]

I love coconut shrimp

[@thecapoeiristauk]

Nothing, nothing is wrong with this series. Later series tho

[@sonnysantana5454]

nothing wrong said the legions of fans who laugh and enjoy the emincely

[@Isamu1416]

The joke is that the show Archer originally had the plan that Krieger would clone the employees who were killed in the line of duty in order to replace them, whereby of course no clone knows that he is a clone but everyone believes that they are the original

[@Isamu1416]

no point in saying that the guarantee that something will go wrong is the presence of Sterling archer

[@Sonatengraf]

28:12 Archer would. Maybe sending your plumber away with a PB&J is overkill, but please tell me you're at least offering them coffee.

[@MegaConkster]

Yes, Archer absolutely would... because it's not something he has to fulfill himself, it's Woodhouse that he expects to make good on the offer.

[@wyatth2992]

Bringing back an obsolete verb that fell out of use in the late 1800s is a Very Archer thing to do.

[@jules.634]

Nothing. Nothing was wrong.

[@brodiemorgan7724]

thats how u get pants lol

[@twilightrave]

TV sins has obviously never seen how paranoid a skilled black woman in a powerful enough position can be in a relationship. Lana being paranoid is absolutely believable. Hell my black ass would be paranoid in her shoes too.

[@TheAllSeeingEye2468]

Can't wait for season 2

[@rjhinwi]

I'm fairly certain that I would be able to tell the difference between cucumber and zucchini in a Monte Cristo.

[@BUFFYB]

ARE YOU GOING DO THE OTHER SEASONS???

[@MegaConkster]

They are really far behind on this show, and that is the biggest sin of all.

[@BUFFYB]

@@MegaConkster faxxx😂😂😂😂😂

[@Peterkrack]

This took a long time after the first one came out

[@daverobson3084]

Why would it be " inefficient" to have multiple duplicate bins??? It wouldn't if you have enough items to fill said bins.

[@WilliamParry-db5kx]

Best show. Period. Archer was a work of art

[@niceguy169]

Sin 333.69: Oops! Pay more attention! He said he could bump Mrs. Beekman, which would free up ONE cabin, which is why he said Archer and Lana would have to share a cabin, because this would only free up one, because he can only see rejecting ONE passenger (she might be the only solo, and as such is the least number of legit passengers he can bump) Sin 334.69: (Sounds like one later but due to a sin back it's a few). The silhouettes, she's wearing a crop-top, where the waistband is above her navel. It's a loose-ish top, loose waistband, and thus it's flaring out visibly in the silhouette. :) (I can tell and remember that the Skytanic video was MUCH longer ago, LOL!)

[@edawg0]

I caught that too, you have a good eye

[@efreitorsroul9332]

Cheryl is a cartoon!

[@MegaConkster]

She's based on a real person. pyxis.nymag.com/v1/imgs/af2/b68/6ed59339d4213949b1f06c8fad3562a4d3-cheryl.2x.rhorizontal.w700.jpg

[@rachaelbrugmans4309]

Sinned! For either: A) not knowing that "bang" and "kill" are NOT both being used interchangeably to describe murdering someone with a firearm, OR B)Pretending to not know this for the sake of facetious fake-obliviousness joke that was NOT worth it