Everything Wrong With CinemaSins: Mortal Kombat in 29 Minutes or Less

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@ChitenBugMan
@ChitenBugMan 3 жыл бұрын
Finish Jeremy!!
@6lack_Strife
@6lack_Strife 3 жыл бұрын
Dude that's a spear??? I thought it was a kunai since he's a ninja and all of that
@xiswarmin
@xiswarmin 3 жыл бұрын
Where is the link for that Outro
@zom8979
@zom8979 3 жыл бұрын
The tournament not being in this film can actually be explained by the fact that this is the first of 3 planned films
@catsaremyfavorit6514
@catsaremyfavorit6514 3 жыл бұрын
Was that a jab a Christianity???
@captainbirch2.079
@captainbirch2.079 3 жыл бұрын
Props to the movie for using kunai in a historically accurate way, as a garden spade
@devforfun5618
@devforfun5618 3 жыл бұрын
but it was the prettiest garden spade i ever seen, they were so close to making it good
@Vegitodraws
@Vegitodraws 3 жыл бұрын
I'm mad he (Jeremy) sinned that because he doesn't know history
@Endru85x
@Endru85x 3 жыл бұрын
@@Vegitodraws Jeremy sins a lot of shit he does not understand, just look at John Wick movies, where he proved he know nothing about fighting of any kind.
@Chuck_EL
@Chuck_EL 3 жыл бұрын
@@Vegitodraws he's "woke" yet is willfully ignorant to any culture other than American or British
@albertlofling7310
@albertlofling7310 3 жыл бұрын
@@Vegitodraws what is the point in saying He jeremy both times, why not just say jeremy first for context and he after to avoid redundancy
@pyronuke4768
@pyronuke4768 3 жыл бұрын
Jeremy is the epitome of that guy who, after you've explained everything to him, goes "Yeah, but *why* tho?"
@Cau_No
@Cau_No 3 жыл бұрын
But why male models?
@pyronuke4768
@pyronuke4768 3 жыл бұрын
@@Cau_No cause if I said girl his fanboys would massacre me for calling him a Karen
@steepsort6905
@steepsort6905 3 жыл бұрын
@@Cau_No The hand model: " Are you serious? I just told you".
@cannibalbunnygirl
@cannibalbunnygirl 3 жыл бұрын
@@steepsort6905 JB Pruitt, a hand model, a finger jockey
@maxm.m.7219
@maxm.m.7219 2 жыл бұрын
@@Cau_No I was JUST thinking that XD
@Volenzar
@Volenzar 3 жыл бұрын
Half-surprised that Jeremy never made a joke about Jax being "an unarmed black man."
@akilcharles3473
@akilcharles3473 3 жыл бұрын
As Jeremy would say "That's rascist!"
@kongsied4279
@kongsied4279 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@alecjordan6100
@alecjordan6100 3 жыл бұрын
14:12 The real sin here is Jeremy doesn’t know what a women’s orgasm sounds like. My condolences to Mrs. Sins
@Chuck_EL
@Chuck_EL 3 жыл бұрын
Unless it's his female first cousin
@hush9639
@hush9639 3 жыл бұрын
Damn!
@01tshepo
@01tshepo 3 жыл бұрын
To be fair he said "Whatever happens to women" which hints that Jeremy doesn't even know there is such a thing as a female orgasm.. Thats just worse
@cannibalbunnygirl
@cannibalbunnygirl 3 жыл бұрын
@@01tshepo worse but not a surprise
@aidanshea5942
@aidanshea5942 3 жыл бұрын
11:56 Did Jeremy just sin a Ninja for being sneaky?
@Chuck_EL
@Chuck_EL 3 жыл бұрын
Yes and worse he sinned a freshwater shark for not being in the ocean in a film and he knew it was freshwater smh
@hush9639
@hush9639 3 жыл бұрын
@@Chuck_EL Wha?
@pugdog4040
@pugdog4040 3 жыл бұрын
@@Chuck_EL what movie was he sinning
@Chuck_EL
@Chuck_EL 3 жыл бұрын
@@pugdog4040 I can't remember I know it was a kid's film about aquatic life and he since removed the video Just like he did from his "It" remake when he sinned it for not being book accurate despite his "books don't matter" excuse (actually complained we didn't see the "sex pact" scene of the loser's club and yes it's the reason pennywise can't eat them as easy cause they're impure but that's not why he sinned it it was because they just didn't show it and he removed that sin once his cult followers pointed it out)
@anodosarcade7355
@anodosarcade7355 Жыл бұрын
Against a soldier with a gun DURRRRRRRRRRR WHY ISNT HE JUST WALLING UP TO HIM DURRRRR
@vwgames49
@vwgames49 3 жыл бұрын
You deserve an award for mixing DOOM music and Mortal Kombat
@tonypeppermint5329
@tonypeppermint5329 3 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah.
@cheatsykoopa98
@cheatsykoopa98 3 жыл бұрын
the creators of ESRB
@dylansmith5206
@dylansmith5206 3 жыл бұрын
Still Wish Doom Guy got added to Mortal Kombat 11 as a DLC Fighter. Out of all the potential video game guest characters for MK. Doom Guy has got to be the easiest guest character to make a moveset for.
@mfirdanhb
@mfirdanhb 3 жыл бұрын
@@dylansmith5206 nah he will DECIMATE everyone and yes I agree but Kratos got in so idk maybe few decades before mk 11 ran out of dlc ideas
@Dovah_Slayer
@Dovah_Slayer 10 ай бұрын
I want a full mix honestly
@sidekickz2180
@sidekickz2180 3 жыл бұрын
The "snowball to the face" bit was probably the funniest thing CinemaSins has done in a while.
@supersaiyanbino
@supersaiyanbino 3 жыл бұрын
Ya I did give a hearty chuckle. That snowball bodied the shit out of that cat, lol
@ZacharyBrand
@ZacharyBrand 3 жыл бұрын
I find it in poor taste, the channel name is cinemasins and he was wasting our time with bullshit like that and still sinned it, how is that everything wrong with the movie ffs?
@ZacharyBrand
@ZacharyBrand 3 жыл бұрын
@@supersaiyanbino what cat?
@Menibor1
@Menibor1 3 жыл бұрын
That's sad
@rosehearttoxic1691
@rosehearttoxic1691 3 жыл бұрын
It's the only funny thing CinemaSins has done
@LordHayabusa85
@LordHayabusa85 3 жыл бұрын
The “Spear” is actually called a Johyo, which means “Rope Dart”. Ninja are known to have a preference for hybridized ranged rope weapons. Other, similar weapons used by ninja include the Kyoketsu-Shoge, the Kusari-Gama, the Manriki-Gusari, The Chigi-Riki and a weapon that I can’t remember the name of but does resemble a literal “stabby yo-yo”. The reason why ninja prefer rope/chain weapons is because of their range, their versatility and the surprise factor trying to confront a ninja with a sword and they pull out something other than a sword. The attacker would be confused and not know how to counter such weapons.
@Th3Birdman
@Th3Birdman 3 жыл бұрын
I'm calling the attack what it's known as in the game. It's been "Spear", "Spear Throw" and/or "Spear Attack" for 30 years:mortalkombat.fandom.com/wiki/Scorpion/Moveset#Special_Moves
@LordHayabusa85
@LordHayabusa85 3 жыл бұрын
@@Th3Birdman Just informing you of/on the cultural and historical background of the weapon, not criticizing.
@Th3Birdman
@Th3Birdman 3 жыл бұрын
Oh I know. I'm pretty well versed in Japanese culture and history; it was part of my curriculum in college. Fascinating stuff.
@TF2Fan101
@TF2Fan101 3 жыл бұрын
@@Th3Birdman I'm actually working on a story taking place in Modern Day Japan. Think of it like Percy Jackson but with Japanese mythology. Anyway, one of the biggest problems I've been running into is research regarding Japanese culture and history, because... Well, there's just so much of it. Think I can reach out to you regarding Japanese culture research and authenticity?
@LordHayabusa85
@LordHayabusa85 3 жыл бұрын
@@youngboomerragevictim8857 1. You say that like it’s a bad thing? 2. I’m half Japanese. 3. I’m a big fan of Ninja, Yokai and Shinto.
@TF2Fan101
@TF2Fan101 3 жыл бұрын
Jeremy: 'Why are these guys so concerned about losing the tenth tournament?' Because they've won the last nine, and they're so close to victory. That said, if they lose this one, there go their chances of conquering Earthrealm. I'm pretty sure this is stated in the movie.
@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr
@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr 3 жыл бұрын
It’s also stated in the MKX video game that if Outworld looses the tenth time in a row then that means that Outworld will never be able to ever get their chances in trying to avoid Earth Realm ever again.
@TF2Fan101
@TF2Fan101 3 жыл бұрын
@@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr MK9, but yeah.
@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr
@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr 3 жыл бұрын
@@TF2Fan101 , I was also referring to how MKX was the only video game of Mortal Kombat where they use lore of the Malibu comics in canon, but then MK11 later retconed both MK9 and MKX, so it seems that I as person that rarely plays the Mortal Kombat games knows more about the lore than Jeremy does.
@Underworlder5
@Underworlder5 3 жыл бұрын
@@TF2Fan101 speaking of MK9 rules, pretty sure raiden directly states that as a god, he cannot fight unless challenged directly. certainly explains those "why is he sitting on the sidelines" questions. he DOES fight personally when it goes beyond being a tournament
@ScottishDark
@ScottishDark 3 жыл бұрын
One part I really enjoyed in the film was when Kano went "womp womp" after Sonya said she didn't have a mark, that was pretty funny.
@tyrannicpuppy
@tyrannicpuppy 3 жыл бұрын
Kano was just about perfect. The best part of the film overall.
@DanteYewToob
@DanteYewToob 3 жыл бұрын
I love how I’m the scene with SubZero and Jax, Bei Han plays it safe because he doesn’t recognize modern weaponry. In the scene where he freezes the buckshot his curious face is great. He’s ignoring Jax entirely and looking at the gun and buckshot like “wtf kind of bow is this?!” lol It was a good little detail. A gun would be terrifying to an ancient person, regardless of power. Not many things make that kind of boom and you can’t see why things die or explode…
@Soridan
@Soridan 3 жыл бұрын
I love that bit too, though to be fair guns were used on Japanese battlefields for nearly 70 years by the time Hanzo's death occurs. A modern firearm would be a curious thing but not necessarily an unknown concept at all.
@pugdog4040
@pugdog4040 3 жыл бұрын
It’s bi-han
@Chuck_EL
@Chuck_EL 3 жыл бұрын
@@RenaldyCalixte it's also a call to Bi-Han freezing Sonya's gun in the first Mk movie
@ytfreemium
@ytfreemium Жыл бұрын
How does bi han dont know what is gun is? Guy living for centuries :/
@nickphaux
@nickphaux Жыл бұрын
Youre the scene with subzero and jax??!!!??!😳😳😳
@lucthevelociraptor9321
@lucthevelociraptor9321 3 жыл бұрын
Giving Jeremy 150 sins in the first five minutes was a "FLAWLESS VICTORY"
@barringtonjohnson2925
@barringtonjohnson2925 3 жыл бұрын
ANY Birdman vs Jeremy is a flawless victory.
@jordanpritchard5226
@jordanpritchard5226 3 жыл бұрын
Birdman might as well be facing Reptile after this video with how many fatailities and flawless victories he's pulled off with roasting Jeremy.
@smithwesson1896
@smithwesson1896 3 жыл бұрын
*BRUTALITY*
@Th3Birdman
@Th3Birdman 3 жыл бұрын
@@jordanpritchard5226 I understood that reference.
@thomastheterrific3051
@thomastheterrific3051 3 жыл бұрын
@@Th3Birdman I'm so pissed off
@kellyhurley741
@kellyhurley741 3 жыл бұрын
I don’t think Jeremy was allowed to play Mortal Kombat when he was a kid
@Cinderkin
@Cinderkin 3 жыл бұрын
He's still not allowed to play it today.
@Daggersong
@Daggersong 3 жыл бұрын
​@@Cinderkin Dammit you beat me by 12 min..
@Chuck_EL
@Chuck_EL 3 жыл бұрын
@@Cinderkin Like Grace from beyond the trailer Like her stuff but she doesn't fully get the Mortal Kombat culture
@Dalekzilla54
@Dalekzilla54 3 жыл бұрын
I wasn't, but only because I live in Australia.
@keithwoodcrest
@keithwoodcrest 3 жыл бұрын
Kabal saying Kano is the reason he's in an iron lung could also be interpreted as meaning he simply caused the accident that lead to him being injured, he didn't necessarily have to defeat him
@DrippleDragon
@DrippleDragon 3 жыл бұрын
We can’t pretend like Kabal wasn’t thrown away though like 98% of the villains and characters in the movie, he specifically has a unique story in the original ,of he is probably the only bad guy character to go good and actually fought with Raiden for earth realm, Kabal didn’t have to be so one dimensional, and the specific reason Kano switches up,that is the only impact he had the entire movie, when in reality Kano would’ve done it just to kill Sonya given the option
@Underworlder5
@Underworlder5 3 жыл бұрын
@@DrippleDragon kabal seems to be a bit everywhere in the morality department. villain turned hero turned villain again, and i cannot quite remember his alignment in MK11
@hush9639
@hush9639 3 жыл бұрын
@@Underworlder5 eh future Kabal is evil zombie and past Kabal is before he left the Black Dragon so evil.
@Underworlder5
@Underworlder5 3 жыл бұрын
@@hush9639 ah. would have been fun to see reformed kabal vs black dragon kabal. kind of like the arrogant, immature johnny vs his more calm, down to earth future self
@hush9639
@hush9639 3 жыл бұрын
@@Underworlder5 yeah it would have, but I think the baddies needed more people on their side.
@demnbrown
@demnbrown 3 жыл бұрын
Was Jeremy forgets are ninjas tools and weapons are literally farm implements that they used for attacking and defense because they are easier to be gotten
@Chuck_EL
@Chuck_EL 3 жыл бұрын
And he kept calling reptile an alligator or lizard when he's a sauron definitely worth 100 sins
@maxrichards3881
@maxrichards3881 2 жыл бұрын
Ninjas were basically just Peasants who were sick of the Shogun’s bullshit.
@tripttwe
@tripttwe 3 жыл бұрын
"High on his stupid pill" is etched in my dialogue. "The wtf was that" follow-up ensures that I'll only watch cinemasins with the Birdtroll.
@christheleavittman7080
@christheleavittman7080 3 жыл бұрын
I’d totally buy a VPN if it was called “Hou Lee Sheeyet”
@Pijawek
@Pijawek 3 жыл бұрын
And promised to hid my bestiality for me.
@smikshat8445
@smikshat8445 3 жыл бұрын
@@Pijawek what do you mean by that 🤔 😏?
@Tahkyn
@Tahkyn 3 жыл бұрын
@@smikshat8445 Beastiality, you know, when your character turns into an animal and mauls your opponent. That's it, right? Right?
@KingOfTheNigglys
@KingOfTheNigglys 3 жыл бұрын
@@Tahkyn No he means him mauling the beast sexually lol
@thescreenslaver8520
@thescreenslaver8520 3 жыл бұрын
Birdman starting to sounds an awful lot like Future Birdman.
@135Fenrir
@135Fenrir 3 жыл бұрын
The time has come.
@Devo57
@Devo57 3 жыл бұрын
He’s like future birdman, but in the present Weird
@akilcharles3473
@akilcharles3473 3 жыл бұрын
I miss that guy
@Chuck_EL
@Chuck_EL 3 жыл бұрын
@@Devo57 the sacred timeline was broken by Sylvie so future birdman's timeline has been opened
@Tillyard86
@Tillyard86 3 жыл бұрын
I want a movie to open with one second of logos, just to see if CS still sin it.
@pleaseshutup7053
@pleaseshutup7053 3 жыл бұрын
He would
@pyrosianheir
@pyrosianheir 3 жыл бұрын
He'd just ignore it entirely.
@yummystar1102
@yummystar1102 3 жыл бұрын
His brain would probably melt because he has no idea how to do an intro without sinning long logos
@trueblueryu5713
@trueblueryu5713 3 жыл бұрын
“Wait, how can we read that? You know there’s a reason movie studios make their logos longer than one second, right?” And then the comment section erupts
@alexwelsh0811
@alexwelsh0811 3 жыл бұрын
just wait till he tries to sin dune 2021. That first bit in sardaakar before the credits he'll bitch about it
@Daggersong
@Daggersong 3 жыл бұрын
I would say as for story line it is on par with the first Mortal Kombat movie. Action wise the fights were much better. I will also say the Scorpion vs Sub Zero Fight is MILES ahead of the one we got in MK annihilation.
@akilcharles3473
@akilcharles3473 3 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU!
@Daggersong
@Daggersong 3 жыл бұрын
@@akilcharles3473 ummm your welcome?
@Zale__
@Zale__ 3 жыл бұрын
@@Daggersong many people rag on this movie a bunch, but it is good for someone to say what we've been thinking but never knew how to say. I loved this movie in all of its parts, even the ones people don't like.
@135Fenrir
@135Fenrir 3 жыл бұрын
I really hope that we get a director's cut of this film, to make it no longer the disjointed hack job the studio execs forced it to be. There was something like an extra hour of film planned and recorded before they neutered the runtime for "reasons". I would LOVE to see this as the passion project it really was instead of what it became. Even though it is essentially an entire movie based off a throw away line from the original MK. "Your side show freaks attacked my fighters. That is expressly forbidden before the tournament."
@grandpagohan1
@grandpagohan1 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I love how angry people get over the whole "there's no tournament in this movie" when out of roughly 20 games, only 1 1/3 focus on the ACTUAL tournament. Even including the Outworld one (which isn't even an official Mortal Kombat Tournament, but more simply an agreement between Raiden and Shang Tsung), that's still only 3 2/3 out of TWENTY. It's okay that this doesn't have the tourney. Although, I do admit, I hope the sequel is a tourney. I'm just okay with world-building. Especially when they changed a bunch of minor things.
@135Fenrir
@135Fenrir 3 жыл бұрын
@@grandpagohan1 If they get the go-ahead I believe that was the plan. I think in an interview they planned on having the second movie be expressly the tournament, and that was where they were going to introduce Johnny, as he is basically THE personality. The OG lore of MK was far too diverse to put into a single movie, they need to build it up slowly like what Marvel originally did by giving the Avengers each their own story first, and not give it the new Hellboy and/or Justice league treatment.
@akilcharles3473
@akilcharles3473 3 жыл бұрын
There was deleted scenes from the film online, I don't have a link but you can find it for yourself.
@135Fenrir
@135Fenrir 3 жыл бұрын
@@akilcharles3473 Ah, good to know, thank you
@TF2Fan101
@TF2Fan101 3 жыл бұрын
Same here. I hope WB looks at the success of the Snyder Cut and decide to greenlight a Director's Cut.
@auroraclark9152
@auroraclark9152 3 жыл бұрын
Oh shit half an hour? Birdmans got some issues with this one
@plushypanda5861
@plushypanda5861 3 жыл бұрын
Right 🤣
@danavixen6274
@danavixen6274 3 жыл бұрын
Close to 300 sins at that! 🤣
@atharva3017
@atharva3017 3 жыл бұрын
Cinemasins is just getting more annoying
@Chuck_EL
@Chuck_EL 3 жыл бұрын
@@atharva3017 Jeremy sinned the best video game adaptation film ever....I don't blame birdman at all
@Th3Birdman
@Th3Birdman 3 жыл бұрын
Happy Birthday, fellow August-bro. My birthday is in 5 days :)
@neopagn2004
@neopagn2004 3 жыл бұрын
Ya know, while there are problems with Cole, I love this movie so much. I can't wait for the next one and to see my boy Johnny Cage.
@wkeon
@wkeon 3 жыл бұрын
Pls be young that movie was trash besides the beginning and kanos dialogue....Cole stinks lol
@alearnedman
@alearnedman 3 жыл бұрын
There are definite issues with the movie, but that mostly comes from a few odd creative choices and budget limitations, there are reasons why Reptile was mostly invisible, Mileena only had her teeth for a second, and Goro was relegated to such a short appearance. However, everything that the movie did right has me so hyped for a bigger, better sequel.
@TF2Fan101
@TF2Fan101 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I hope we get a Director's Cut, because there's a lot of deleted footage that expands on the world and characters. Heck, we could even get some new scenes that change up certain elements of the movie.
@grandpagohan1
@grandpagohan1 3 жыл бұрын
I think Ryan Reynolds would make an EXCELLENT Cage.
@vinniequick
@vinniequick 3 жыл бұрын
Ryan Reynolds has to play him
@supersaiyanbino
@supersaiyanbino 3 жыл бұрын
Dhalsim himself would be proud of all the reaching Jeremy is doing with these joke attempts
@pleaseshutup7053
@pleaseshutup7053 3 жыл бұрын
Ha!
@californiadoughboi1551
@californiadoughboi1551 3 жыл бұрын
Yoga 🔥
@supersaiyanbino
@supersaiyanbino 3 жыл бұрын
@@californiadoughboi1551 Zangiefs worst enemy
@Karma-s1d
@Karma-s1d 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao yes
@Tb0n33999
@Tb0n33999 3 жыл бұрын
Not crazy about arcana or Cole's literal power of plot armor, but other than that I really enjoyed this movie. Oh and Kano CARRIED this movie, far and away my favorite character in the movie.
@lunakingsley.7247
@lunakingsley.7247 3 жыл бұрын
I kinda like Cole as he's a decent character and the armor makes sense for him and there are a lot of characters in mortal Kombat that are full of more plot armor then Cole.
@Zale__
@Zale__ 3 жыл бұрын
I thought it was funny that he got armor because he was sort of the embodiment, at least in the beginning, of people who play fighting games with the strategy of 'just spam endlessly without blocking or technique' that leads them to often be beaten by people who know and use the combos.
@djhokasha7410
@djhokasha7410 3 жыл бұрын
Long story short: Jeremy doesn't know shit about adapting.
@Devils_Lair_Comics
@Devils_Lair_Comics 3 жыл бұрын
Jeremy doesn't know shit about ANYTHING
@Matt_Underwood
@Matt_Underwood 3 жыл бұрын
@@alextm5669 Jeremy doesn't
@blakeharris58
@blakeharris58 3 жыл бұрын
Adaptating?
@djhokasha7410
@djhokasha7410 3 жыл бұрын
@@blakeharris58 Video game. Movie. Adaptation.
@DerekHartley
@DerekHartley 3 жыл бұрын
@@djhokasha7410 I think Blake's issue was that you wrote 'adaptating' which isn't a word. You meant adapting.
@supersaiyanbino
@supersaiyanbino 3 жыл бұрын
8:04 Of all the sins I was the most on board with this argument...like....You've never seen any MK lore about the 10th tournament deciding the earthrealm's fate, Jeremy!?!?!
@darrelvincent970
@darrelvincent970 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks The Birdman,I just wish I can watch you tear him apart on Donnie Darko
@llarmstrong783
@llarmstrong783 3 жыл бұрын
Did Jeremy sin Donnie Darko?
@darrelvincent970
@darrelvincent970 3 жыл бұрын
@@llarmstrong783 he did and I'd give all the gold pressed latinum in the universe to see the birdman tear him apart he did a couple others that rubbed me the wrong way but Donnie Darko crossed a line man
@DarkLordRevan38
@DarkLordRevan38 3 жыл бұрын
That intro music though, nothing gets me more hyped than Doom music.
@sseeingsounds
@sseeingsounds 3 жыл бұрын
you know the name of the song? cant find it
@DonEBrooke32
@DonEBrooke32 3 жыл бұрын
and Scorpion, for some reason, is the only one who developed a power WITHOUT use of his Arcana, and without the dragon marking. remember? it went from Hanzo to Cole, after passing down through Cole's lineage.
@TF2Fan101
@TF2Fan101 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I think it would have worked a lot better if they established that arcana can be activated easier if one has a dragon marking, but also establish it can be awoken through hard work and perseverance.
@anodosarcade7355
@anodosarcade7355 Жыл бұрын
In a world of the supernatural, dragon tattoo isn’t the whole source of power. The GODS also exist too, right?
@SceneWins
@SceneWins 2 жыл бұрын
I can watch this over and over again “What the fuck was that?” Kills me every time
@CJ-dk3im
@CJ-dk3im 3 жыл бұрын
Jeremy is wondering why Sub-Zero, a freaking NINJA, didn't approach Jax head on. Ninjas are assassins. They're style of fighting is SNEAK ATTACKS.
@hunglikeahorse120
@hunglikeahorse120 Жыл бұрын
Gotta get that critical damage.
@TheHeadNinjainComics
@TheHeadNinjainComics Жыл бұрын
They're mostly spies, but yeah... They're not going to fight someone head on if they don't have to.
@electromagneticpsychopath4973
@electromagneticpsychopath4973 9 ай бұрын
Apparently the lin kuei are NOT ninjas
@lorenzoditrolio6680
@lorenzoditrolio6680 6 ай бұрын
Slight correction, ninjas were info gathers and like 90% of their skills were/are geared toward espionage and specifically avoiding combat
@thenexus8384
@thenexus8384 2 ай бұрын
They weren't necessarily assassins, they were spies, Intel gatherers, Saboteurs and Scouts, yes they would perform assassinations if that was their task but it wasn't their purpose 99% of the time
@pyronuke4768
@pyronuke4768 3 жыл бұрын
I find it funny how Cinema Sins maintains that they go so harsh on movies to raise public awareness and change cinema for the better, but whenever a film actually listens to them and subverts tropes, they get salty at loosing a joke and find some BS reason to sin it anyway.
@mabdam3799
@mabdam3799 3 жыл бұрын
Kinda makes you wanna say "Wtf do you want?"
@pyronuke4768
@pyronuke4768 3 жыл бұрын
@@mabdam3799 views, the answer is views.
@cheatsykoopa98
@cheatsykoopa98 3 жыл бұрын
the real sin is sub zero working for outworld when in mythologies raiden sends him to fight for earthrealm to redeem himself. also if he fought for outworld he would be dooming his own planet, although the lin kuei dont seem to really care about that
@akilcharles3473
@akilcharles3473 3 жыл бұрын
Um i hate to break it to you but since this is Bi-han Sub-Zero, he's technically does work for outworld. You even forgot mentioned in mythologies he then started to work for Quan chi.
@theblade41___56
@theblade41___56 3 жыл бұрын
@@akilcharles3473 hate to break it to you, but MK1 Sub zero was in the tournament because the Lin Kuei were hired to kill Shang Tsung. Bi-Han working for Shang Tsung was an MK9 retcon.
@GuilhermeSantos-sd5uw
@GuilhermeSantos-sd5uw 3 жыл бұрын
There are like 300 retcons, in one of them Subzero works for the Outworld- they just tried their best to adapt the retcon shitfest into an actual cohesive thing. Plus, there's still the young sub-zero, so they gotta give him the spotlight while turning Bi-Han into saibot without overshadowing (haha) young sub-zero
@billyfarmerii1669
@billyfarmerii1669 3 жыл бұрын
I lost it when you added the laughter sound effect after Jeremy's Sonya joke 😂😂😂🤡
@assassinmaster3419
@assassinmaster3419 3 жыл бұрын
.....That "Once in a Lifetime" reference from Jeremy felt like a personal attack
@davidbailey6718
@davidbailey6718 3 жыл бұрын
you miss when Jeremy feigned ignorance then proved he knew why the number 10 important to the story
@Chuck_EL
@Chuck_EL 3 жыл бұрын
And That reptile is a sauron then later calling him a lizard or "alligator Loki"
@ryanspencer9602
@ryanspencer9602 Жыл бұрын
I think the reason he was named scorpion is because hanzo died relatively close to present day in the games, so he would know what a scorpion is. Not sure about the movie though
@FlaccidLass
@FlaccidLass 3 жыл бұрын
“Convince people he’d return during their lifetimes” lol good one
@DanteYewToob
@DanteYewToob 2 жыл бұрын
“How is this guy alive, did his crying daughter give him backup strength!?” Yes, Jeremy. It did. Parental love is a powerful thing, and you’ve clearly never heard of hysterical strength. He thought his whole family was dead, and was ready to die and meet them… but he realized his daughter was still alive and needed his help. Of course he found a second wind to keep going, he’s a FATHER! Mothers aren’t the only ones capable of incredible feats when their children are in danger.
@Hitmanshum
@Hitmanshum 10 ай бұрын
Im sinning you for give so little sins for calling it a stabby yoyo
@bloodyneptune
@bloodyneptune 2 жыл бұрын
"Why are they so concerned about losing the tenth tournament?" That's like a team making it to the Superbowl and asking why they're so concerned about winning it. Except in this case, losing means the earth gets invaded
@TheShindomaru
@TheShindomaru 3 жыл бұрын
Ending the video with Kano’s best line. Love it
@Karma-s1d
@Karma-s1d 2 жыл бұрын
Jeremy is the kind of guy who would look all over for his phone but doesn't realize hes holding it
@DrunkardCain
@DrunkardCain 3 жыл бұрын
8:28 How many times have you reacted to Jeremy's content like that? Fuckin' hysterical!! 😆
@Andrea-nom
@Andrea-nom 3 жыл бұрын
The fact he called Liu’s bicycle kick a low kick....
@UndergroundGameCorner
@UndergroundGameCorner 3 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, as soon as I saw Jeremy's video on this, I've been waiting for your version.
@drewskiwest5284
@drewskiwest5284 2 жыл бұрын
OH damn i've never seen you before. 8:29 huge reveal. would love to hear some of your music
@zenwuu
@zenwuu 3 жыл бұрын
I absolutely LOVE how you give him 23 sins for drinking Mr.Pib. Dr Pepper has 23 flavors haha. NICE. Dr Pepper is hands down the better one.
@Chuck_EL
@Chuck_EL 3 жыл бұрын
Dr Pepper is my favorite soda
@zenwuu
@zenwuu 3 жыл бұрын
​@@Chuck_EL 1.Coke 2. Mt Dew Baja 3.Pepper 4.sprite 5.Cream/Rootbeer
@nickleo7586
@nickleo7586 3 жыл бұрын
There is an actual Cinema Sin in the first fight between Scorpion and Subzero when Subzero bashes Scorpion's head off of a rock, there's a blood splatter, but in the very next cut in the same fight, the blood is gone.
@Splackavellie85
@Splackavellie85 3 жыл бұрын
8:35 You can almost see Future Birdman itching to take over behind those eyes. It’s becoming a bit of a cliche, but it genuinely seems like every new video in this series is your best yet.
@cheshirccat
@cheshirccat 3 жыл бұрын
Removing a sin for the Alligator Loki reference was my favorite, thank you
@cdawg190
@cdawg190 Жыл бұрын
You know, I really like how Hanzo starts out with using his kunai with a rope, just like in the first MK games, but when he returns as Scorpion, he uses a chain, like in the later MK games.
@cavalierliberty6838
@cavalierliberty6838 2 жыл бұрын
The part that pissed me off the most was him calling KABAL, one of the more consistently appearing fighters, as well as REPTILE, one of the most originally OP characters by derogatory putdowns.
@saimysilvia
@saimysilvia 3 жыл бұрын
LOL damn that meter burn bicycle kick.
@misst3883
@misst3883 3 жыл бұрын
Can we all just say Th3Birdman is extremely intelligent and not to mention hot? Plz and thank you.
@akilcharles3473
@akilcharles3473 3 жыл бұрын
😦um...okay!
@cannibalbunnygirl
@cannibalbunnygirl 3 жыл бұрын
Yes and he's got a really nice sounding voice.
@darktheories1758
@darktheories1758 2 жыл бұрын
Sheesh. From doubtful to fan in 3 days. Pretty fire videos, dude.
@backlongmacaw
@backlongmacaw 3 жыл бұрын
Bird man… Sonya has no reason to be so glob darn thicc 🤣
@Endru85x
@Endru85x 3 жыл бұрын
I did not like new MK at all, but ripping CS apart is always a fun.
@kongsied4279
@kongsied4279 3 жыл бұрын
Yo called reptile " Alligator Loki " respect for taking a sin off that was hilarious. Also, I'll be signing back up to your Patreon tomorrow.☝🏿
@jojo120997
@jojo120997 3 жыл бұрын
You absolutely can spill coffee on the entire wall. personal experience and it sucks. it sucks very bad.
@jojo120997
@jojo120997 3 жыл бұрын
@@JaelinBezel suicidal cat
@colinvandenberg3446
@colinvandenberg3446 3 жыл бұрын
Cole asking himself "how do I work this? ect." counts as "Jeremy makes a very old and incredibly obscure pop culture reference cliché." Your reaction was funnier. though.
@Chuck_EL
@Chuck_EL 3 жыл бұрын
And as usual he can't understand men and women can be best friends Jax and Sonya are in many top ten list as the best bffs in all of media Just like he "sinned" Natasha and Clint's soul stone scene, when in age of Ultron they showed they're Best friends and his kids calling her Aunt Nat and Clint and his wife naming their unborn baby after her And my best friend of 20 plus years is a female and I'm a male But Jeremy can't contain himself around any female so he can't understand that concept
@smithwesson1896
@smithwesson1896 3 жыл бұрын
Talking Heads
@Underworlder5
@Underworlder5 3 жыл бұрын
@@Chuck_EL so jeremy has that belief that there are no platonic opposite gender relationships?
@draconismaximus4102
@draconismaximus4102 2 жыл бұрын
@@Underworlder5 considering he’s probably never had any, I would assume the answer is yes
@egalitarius8582
@egalitarius8582 2 жыл бұрын
Is that Mick Gordon's music in the intro of your video, Birdman? Sick choice. 🤘
@WillactTv
@WillactTv 3 жыл бұрын
Broooo you literally posted this right after I saw Cinemasins Mortal kombat🤣🤣 You got the best Clap-backs😭
@adamvalek1698
@adamvalek1698 3 жыл бұрын
'Sinning something, because you are unfamiliar with the source material' SO. MUCH. THIS.
@tridentsilver766
@tridentsilver766 3 жыл бұрын
While this movie wasn’t perfect it was definitely a step in the right direction. I hope that we get more Kano and Goro since Tsang Tsung said that death is just a doorway to other possibilities. Who knows we might get Kano with the metal faceplate.
@vincehill4224
@vincehill4224 2 жыл бұрын
@2:59 it’s also a reference to real life history of kunai being just that a garden tool used by ninja as an unassuming weapon
@TheAutisticOwl
@TheAutisticOwl 3 жыл бұрын
Love the Meathook intro. I just hope it isn't copyrighted.
@Th3Birdman
@Th3Birdman 3 жыл бұрын
It's not ;)
@TheAutisticOwl
@TheAutisticOwl 3 жыл бұрын
@@Th3Birdman Nice
@Driger1792
@Driger1792 3 жыл бұрын
The only reason I "like" cinemasins is because we got the eww cinemasins series. Your content is funny, thoughtout, and SO accurate. Mad respect.
@Christian-Rebel
@Christian-Rebel 3 жыл бұрын
Holy shock that outro music! Spectacular!
@egalitarius8582
@egalitarius8582 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: the guy who plays Scorpion (Hiroyuki Sanada) plays The Elder in Bullet Train and is related to Yukimura Sanada.
@AAJOB
@AAJOB 3 жыл бұрын
CinemaSins reminds me of DSP - complaining about shit they could figure out simply by using their eyes
@JashBobb
@JashBobb 3 жыл бұрын
30 min Birdman video?? Fuck ya, Let’s goooo!!😤
@devonmcrmax
@devonmcrmax 3 жыл бұрын
Love the Little V cover at the end🔥🔥
@swolby9230
@swolby9230 3 жыл бұрын
26:15 You do this to prevent a UTI (Urinary Tract Infection).
@bloodmime
@bloodmime 3 жыл бұрын
Stabby yoyo is pretty funny tho
@Th3Birdman
@Th3Birdman 3 жыл бұрын
I'm handing out 150 sins like Halloween candy.
@THE_STORM_THATS_APPROCHING
@THE_STORM_THATS_APPROCHING Жыл бұрын
Honestly calling reptile alligator loki was funny pretty good joke. Compared to him callijg reptile discount killer croc even though that didn't make sense because they don't even look similar
@NightSkyTakeru
@NightSkyTakeru 3 жыл бұрын
274 sins Flawless Victory for Th3birdman
@septimor32
@septimor32 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you! Edit: Another special thanks for pronouncing Shirai-Ryu correctly, unlike the Mortal Kombat games themselves
@DrZuluGaming
@DrZuluGaming 3 жыл бұрын
To be fair... At least they are consistent with their inconsistencies. For example, Raiden is initially pronounced "Rye-Den" instead of "Ray-Den" (thanks for that, MGS2) and technically, Kang would be Liu Kang's first name not his last (especially since Liu is a common Chinese last name)
@dcmonster3891
@dcmonster3891 3 жыл бұрын
Best part of the video was when he said that gods are capable of crazy things such as convincing people they'd be back in their lifetime 😂😂 had me dying
@delayed_reaction_man
@delayed_reaction_man 3 жыл бұрын
23:01 In another comment, I stated that a critics best way to judge fiction is if it makes sense or not (in a world where plot armor grows out of your body and allows you to beat up a monster capable of smashing up a shed and a car). One such criticism that involves making sense is a woman (usually smaller) and a man fighting each other and the woman wins even though the man in the fight is bigger and stronger. Some writers have noticed this criticism and tried to figure out a way for a woman to fight a man and their answers were Abby Andersen, Talia, and She-Hulk II. The problem is that the designs of these characters are absolutely abysmal to look at. Abby looks like Max Payne if you ripped his head off and put Sonya Blade's head on the shoulders. Andersen was originally based off a female bodybuilder in real life, but after the creator (Neil Drukmann I think) took notes from Anita Sarkissian, she looks nothing like her real life counterpart and is now some abominable meme. Talia and She-Hulk II have similar problems. Originally, these women looked strong and healthy, but more importantly they were feminine; complete with an hourglass figure and impressive bottom. In their redesigns, Talia has half her head shaved, looks likes she's taken steroids, and her chest and back is flatter than a sidewalk. She-Hulk got the worse of it! She looks like Hulk with a pony-tail, enough said. My point is that rating fiction is pretty confusing to me considering in fiction all kinds of nautical nonsense and it making sense seems like a very secular minded way of judging a piece of fiction. Therefore, maybe we should decide that it is okay that a smol woman is kicking some ass since there is an audience for that stuff and nobody wants to see what ever the hell they turned She-Hulk into. She does not need to look like the Hulk to lift buildings and throw them, and it is fine that Sonya Blade is kicking some ass too, especially in this movie where she isn't just fighting woman but also an Australian dude, which makes the entire sin moot anyway!
@ZombiWorkshop
@ZombiWorkshop 3 жыл бұрын
Dammit, who did that great MK Theme cover!? I needs it in my life! :D
@Briansgate
@Briansgate 3 жыл бұрын
I remember when the trailer first dropped, the 'get over here!' line was weak as hell! So glad they dubbed a better version in!
@heatheraucoin5832
@heatheraucoin5832 Жыл бұрын
Exactly how long is the opening logo for a movie supposed to be to NOT get a cinema sin? Also good call giving 150 CSS for calling it a yo yo stabby thing, that was disrespectful, a kick to the nuts and then laughing disrespect
@mrman5517
@mrman5517 3 жыл бұрын
"no one uses periods because they are pointless" flawless victory!
@rpm_brandon9165
@rpm_brandon9165 3 жыл бұрын
I shouldn't have laughed as hard as I did when TheBirdman said the "Holy Shit VPN" joke.
@TechnicSky
@TechnicSky 3 жыл бұрын
13:54 -14:04 Best Dr. Seuss line.
@tirzahroseroot
@tirzahroseroot 3 жыл бұрын
Hey, Birdman, who’s your favourite kombatant in Mortal Kombat? Mine are Cassie Cage and Kitana.
@frankr1375
@frankr1375 3 жыл бұрын
This isn't a brutality this is a fatality- its jarek.....everyone's is jarek 😂😂
@willhicks7027
@willhicks7027 3 жыл бұрын
Johnny Cage and Scorpion
@grandpagohan1
@grandpagohan1 3 жыл бұрын
Jade, Sub-Zero, and Cassie Cage.
@pleaseshutup7053
@pleaseshutup7053 3 жыл бұрын
You new generation. Noob sibot, smoke, shao Kahn
@awesomusprime8611
@awesomusprime8611 3 жыл бұрын
Kung Lao man, he’s the best imo. I’m so glad that he got the best Fatality in this movie.
@gabrielvermund
@gabrielvermund Жыл бұрын
Love the video. I had a bunch of problems with the movie, but Cinema Sins always points out dumb and pointless stuff. Did you/have you done the original movie from 1995?
@jackbrigoli7452
@jackbrigoli7452 3 жыл бұрын
There were a few people who for some reason hated this movie beyond reason. And I have no idea why. It gave us everything we wanted to see from the games (minus Jonny Cage but we'll see him in the sequel so...), the characters look great, the story is awesome, Cole isn't a bad new character and my favourite character from Mortal Kombat, Scorpion, was done incredibly. I can't wait for the sequel.
@Lancersilva
@Lancersilva 3 жыл бұрын
Damn, he knows what Noob and Scorpion are more than Nether realm does
@dechha1981
@dechha1981 2 жыл бұрын
Saying "this movie has more characters than all the games combined" about THIS movie is like claiming the Rembrandt Films version of The Hobbit is longer than anything Tolkien ever wrote.
@GSapStark
@GSapStark 3 жыл бұрын
been waiting and hoping for this video for a little while now, finally it's here, thanks Birdman!!!
@ItsButterBean1020
@ItsButterBean1020 3 жыл бұрын
We all know Bi Han has Doom music playing in this movie
@Chuck_EL
@Chuck_EL 3 жыл бұрын
Loved the Noob Saibot foreshadowing scene
@UdoShan
@UdoShan 2 жыл бұрын
2:38-3:00 I guess nobody told Jeremy that the Nunchaku, Tonfa, and Sai were also weapons fashioned from farm tools.
@jacobaarum
@jacobaarum 3 жыл бұрын
“Mileena’s Deception Art” fucking dead 😭
@alicepbg2042
@alicepbg2042 2 жыл бұрын
Cole exists because of the executives... "we need an audience surrogate" or something like that. which I wouldn't mind if his power wasn't just boring... Kano was the best thing in this movie, but I love how amazingly badass they made sub-zero be in this movie. my fav character since forever.
@Hitman-bl4yd
@Hitman-bl4yd 3 жыл бұрын
Is this movie flawed: Yes Did I enjoy it: Yes
@oziel11132
@oziel11132 3 жыл бұрын
Love ya birdman that super and 7ds reference killed me🤣😭
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