Everything Wrong With EVERY Twilight Movie Ever (That We've Sinned So Far)

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[@nerulon089]

"What is it about the pasty, introverted Bella that makes everyone so drawn to her," This sums up the whole Twilight Saga.

[@stevensrocks798]

Mmmm pasties.

[@Jaysin412]

I'm pretty drawn to her. But I like pale, dark haired, flighty ass dingbats

[@peeko_luxx2873]

It’s more so telling the headspace of where the author was at in life. It’s more than obvious she has a thing for wolf people and vampires herself.. 😂😂😂

[@joshlegacy1101]

It's an escapism fantasy, it's why she has no personality too.

[@BCNeil]

Especially when the school has Anna Kendricks, who loves showing off her boobs to the other students.

[@sofiav7791]

The fact that he didnt crack up at the "you named my daughter after the lochness monster?!?!" Tells me how dead he was by the end of this series

[@b1bbscraz3y]

peak acting by K Stew

[@Sushie_Chibi_Chan]

In movie three I’m surprised he didn’t sin Jasper for suddenly having a Southern accent

[@made-line7627]

Right?

[@nickj12]

Exactly! Because I know I did. 😂

[@Itzezyyyy]

Fr I was waiting for it bc he goes from being mute to having a country accent? I preferred him mute😂

[@thefriesofLockeLamora]

Does Jasper even speak in the first movies?

[@Xeyxey0]

I mean, it's called code switching, he had to hide it when he was pretending to be Rose's brother (plus he barely talked anyway) but it came out when he was around people that knew their secret. For me it's more that it would randomly get super strong lol but at least the actor was actually Texan, not that they gave him a fake accent and he overdid it or something

[@Truthseeker-kc8rd]

As a former teenage girl, I confirm that Edward's hairstyle and makeup is the only thing that attracted me to the movie and Robert played his part so well. Now as a grown woman, I think Charlie is an awesome dude.

[@CarTa3]

I personally never though je played it well. He and stewart were both overly awkward and lacked emotion. People say thats how it was in the books, but not really.

[@UnQuenchableFiyaLTU]

The best in my opinion.

[@agentmaryland1239]

My friends gushed over Edward...I never thought Robert Pattinson was very good looking tbh. I always thought Carlisle was pretty good looking though.

[@AnikMonette]

I dunno, maybe it's because I'm now 40 with no nostalgia for the movies but when I did my Twilight marathon last month I thought Pattinson was not, well, really good in his role! Even worse than Stewart at times... Although I agree that Charlie is awesome and not enough in the Twilight series. Also I forgot her name(Rosalie I think) but I still want a spin off of her story as a vampire bride getting revenge on the men who wronged her(as a Kill Bill fan I'd totally watch that!)❤

[@rahbeeuh]

​@@AnikMonettesame (Kill Bill style spin-off of Rosalie's story)

[@YlvaRosewood]

"Mist Edward" in the second movie isn't actually Edward. It's Bella hallucinating

[@valolafson6035]

Which the movie should expain.

[@AnikMonette]

​@@valolafson6035Thankfully I knew that before watching the movies otherwise I would be terribly confused. I mean, I was already confused by how popular those movies were back in the day but that's another story!

[@singingofsilver]

And that's not worrying at all 😃

[@simplysavyyy]

Bella tripping on vampire shrooms.

[@smitzz]

@@valolafson6035 tbf there is a lot of movies that dont explain shit and they're still good movies

[@mokajones74]

Still find it hilarious that Robert Pattinson absolutely hated making these movies

[@jbvader721]

Makes you feel better that Robert started working on more indie movies after this. The weirder, the better.

[@PlayfulFruitLPer]

Only after the first one.

[@thedevilsadvocate788]

@@jbvader721 Gotta get the hollywood grime out as much as possible before getting back in 'em by soaking in the blood and tears of indie producers. That's juuuuust what the doctor ordered

[@Krisjoverovovejovovichtski]

he probably had more fun making the Harry Potter films

[@CrimsonCharan]

@@Krisjoverovovejovovichtski He was just in the one movie, though. But I still bet he had a lot more fun there.

[@jinxbeetle]

30:20 Jasper wasn't newly turned into a vampire, he was only recently made to be vampire "vegetarian."

[@metalbrain.y5n]

THANK you

[@Christyschair]

Exactly

[@kpeugh2011]

Yeah. He’s actually older than everyone but possibly Carsile (I can’t remember)

[@macaroni_and_salsa]

@@kpeugh2011jasper is 200 or something years old, meaning he’s older than everyone but Carlisle, who is 369

[@neko-love60]

The lamps in Bella's room never fails to make me laugh.

[@jbvader721]

"Oh, God. Another lamp."

[@faithruckdeschel1294]

Shoot, I need to get another lamp so I can design my press on nail sets, U think if I took 7 she would notice since all the other 54 was doing is collecting dust?

[@project_nihilist]

and two of those 10 lamps are dozens of little lamps 😂 😝

[@ashleynguyen4827]

Werewolves and half vampire/human hybrid were immune from Alice's visions so that should've mean they wouldn't have been included in the battle with the Volturi army nor could Alice have seen the visions with Edward/Bella/Jacob/Adult Renesmee.

[@nikkydalby7126]

I always liked the theory that it was Zafrina projecting that vision & since Aro didn’t know about her particular powers that’s why he believed it was Alice’s vision when he was touching her hand (of course this would mean absolutely impeccable timing lol BUT I would absolutely believe that Zafrina would want to keep her power hidden from the Volturi as to not end up being forced to join them at some point)

[@Riverspirit86]

I believe it's because, when Bella was pregnant, Alice spent more time around Jacob, Seth, and Leah, so her visions were slowly able to see the wolves. And same with Renesmee. The more time Alice spent with her, and Nahuel, the more she was able to see hybrids in her visions. I think the reasoning why Alice could see humans and vampires in visions was because she had been a human and was a vampire currently. She'd never been a wolf or a hybrid, so, since she had no experience with both in the beginning, she couldn't see them. However, once she spent time with and had to learn about the wolves and the hybrids, she could see them. At least that's the running theory that I've seen in several places! Hope that helps!

[@Riverspirit86]

@melissafaye915 literally in the books but okay 🤷

[@Migueldofly]

That's not how visions work.

[@MiZzBee1]

​@@nikkydalby7126 Theory?? I thought that's actually what happened lol

[@TheMaxMurder]

As a teenager when these movies came out they felt more deep but as an adult watching as much substance as water based soup.

[@chrisj7656]

As water based soup or just straight water soup?

[@Krisjoverovovejovovichtski]

@@chrisj7656 maybe a combination like a light tea with bubbly bits for some bite

[@GamesofFate-id8yi]

Oops, your estrogen level dropped with age🫥

[@Colechamdiceman]

As someone that read the books multiple times and watched the movies: Bella was toxic by using Jacob which was crappy... Jacob was 'grapey' and toxic with his unwillingness to accept 'No' multiple times... And Edward was toxic with his 'I'm definitely right' self sacrificial bs Still like them all and the books/movies but people don't acknowledge that EACH character had toxic traits at times

[@biosaari]

Also Edward's pedophilia.

[@keji3414]

@@biosaarihow’s he a pedophile

[@aguythatsrandom]

In what world is a story about Vampires and Werewolves NOT going to be toxic? LOL just part of the story man haha

[@MisuzuPM]

Right? I recently had a Twilight movie marathon because they're all free on YT and I'm just like, "All of you people are assholes and walking red flags"

[@YaoiFan22]

@@biosaari Or Bella's choice between Bestiality and Necrophilia.

[@PersephoneSalvatore]

Theres 2 sins he forgot to mention. 1: Jasper getting a southern accent out of no where. 2: That moutain climber just climbing 1,000s of feet without a rope🪢 he's free climbing alone in the middle of no where, I geuss that's less crazy than the vamps & wolves though.

[@Friendlysociopath]

So from what I remember of the books (I had *very* limited reading material growing up) the wolves don't chase vampires into the water because vampires don't lose any strength or mobility in the water- but the wolves do since swimming makes it a lot harder to chase and bite the vampire. While unmentioned- I would also assume a vampire not needing to breathe is a major reason not to go fucking around in the water when trying to kill them.

[@SebasTian58323]

Yeah, Bella's description of breathing when it's not necessary was pretty cool, and would definitely play a factor in a fight near water

[@lysirishfleur3030]

In ancient folklore a vampyre could not cross running water

[@daverobson3084]

Which makes the logic of this universe even more ludicris. The vampires in this universe have zero weaknesses( except blood lust, that several seem quite capable to overcome) while having extremely long life, superhuman strength, superhuman reflexes, near invulnerability to harm, immune to all diseases. With no weaknesses/ drawbacks the vampires in this universe would have ruled the Earth, not been in hiding from humanity.

[@SebasTian58323]

@@daverobson3084 fire can still kill them, as can real werewolves, and the shape shifters like Jake can harm them enough to tear them apart and throw their pieces in fire. Nuclear weapons would absolutely kill them, and missiles and the like with explosions/fire would definitely harm them as well. The thirst is something they can learn to resist for a while, but the longer they go without feeding the more powerful it becomes, and the weaker the vampire becomes-though I don't believe they'd ever die from not drinking they would weaken continually. Vampires also are very territorial and don't typically get along with others besides their own group, and have often wiped each other out in fights. They don't need to stay hidden they choose to because their lives are easier if they're not known of and humanity does indeed have the means to kill them.

[@daverobson3084]

@@SebasTian58323 But they are drastically more difficult to kill than humans. Go back 2,000 years, no missiles, no flame throwers, no nukes and it would take a small army, or rather brilliant tactics, to take down one vampire. They would rule the planet, not hide. Not most of them. They would have people worshiping them , and some falling over each other to donate the blood the vampires needed to dominate the planet.

[@GeeGillxxx19967]

Just want to say "Mist Edward"was Bella hallucinating him and it was the closest thing she could get to having him back, and also Jane can't do the pain thing on Bella because she's a Shield and it doesn't work on her. There's another point I wanted to make that I can't remember, but I absolutely love this 😂

[@Anastasiyax]

Why Alice can't see past the werewolves was because she was never one. She cancsee people and vampires because she was or is one it's also why she can't see renesme

[@valolafson6035]

The problem is, does the movie explain that?

[@silentmeklar1783]

@@valolafson6035it doesn’t. It also does state that Bella wasn’t hallucinating Edward … he was there. Which is why he believed she died.

[@IrisofTrinity]

@@silentmeklar1783he believed she died because Rosalie told Edward that Alice had a vision and was going to the house to check on Bella. He called the house to see if he could get information and Jacob made him think she was dead.

[@silentmeklar1783]

@@IrisofTrinity … oh ya that did happen. Man it’s been a decade at least since I’ve seen the worse love story to ever exist

[@morningstar8187]

I kinda miss the era of YA novels/movie series. They were pretty mediocre, but the fandom part of it was fun.

[@biosaari]

The Giver series (books) was pretty well written. It doesn't matter if it's YA - you can write well for the audience - or not.

[@jasonshannon7768]

Supposedly they're making a Gone show based off the books by Michael Grant. Those were written alright I guess so maybe there could be more YA shit soon

[@jenh101]

It wasn’t till I watched these videos that I realised just how many key ‘plot’ points from the books weren’t covered in the movies. I mean, I know it happens, Harry Potter is a key example. But those books were packed with info. The twilight books had so much teenage drama filler that made it to the movies but could have been left out, but the info that would explain maybe 60% of these sins? Nah, we don’t need to keep that in! They’ll know right?

[@adamhawthorn4091]

yeah I watched them through with my girlfriend who absolutely loves the books, and at the end of each film she asked me what questions I had and then filled me in on all the stuff that the movies failed to mention and how the books explained them all

[@niceguy169]

I saw them all ONCE and only once, way late, just so I could understand references and not be a hypocrite who makes jokes at the expense of something I dunno, I was surprised that after a movie and a half of Jacob having this long mane of hair that women seemed to ADORE that when he joined the wolf pack he suddenly cut it short, like huh? When I mentioned it, a friend who read the books said it was explained in the books, that long hair means long unmanageable fur when they're wolves, that's why they all cut it short. NO mention of this, NO demonstration of this, and as I recall NO notice of the change in the movie. Really? Bella doesn't question the hair change, before OR after she knows he's a werewolf? We probably could have lost a minute of teen angst for "I had to cut my hair because long hair makes long trippable fur", LOL!

[@CarTa3]

Every single director and writer completely mishandled these movies.

[@valolafson6035]

Yes!! Movies can't rely on the book to expain everything.

[@kiralink4141]

I will say if they wanted to nostalgia bank like everyone is doing these days, they should make a twilight spinoff of either Carlisle and Esme OR The VOLTURI and their rise to power over the Romanians

[@summerwintermelon]

47:06 "Man, fuck this bike, I'm wolfing it home" got me wheezing🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tmate88-j8y]

Man. I rewatched the individual videos so many times over the years. It's the only way I experienced Twilight for the better part of a decade 😂 glad this is here

[@sallad2645]

Edward's "Astral projection" should still be a sin, but not for the reason mentioned in the video. On Stephanie Meyers website FAQ she says that it's Bella's subconscious trying to stop her from doing dangerous shit by making her see Edward. He's never actually aware of the stunts until Alice sees her "dying", then Rose tells Edward, and Jacob all but confirms it on the phone when Edward calls from Italy.

[@HellsArchangel]

I remember reading this when I was really young and thinking it was the greatest love story ever told. I revered these relationships and I wanted my very own Edward. Thank GOD I grew out of that eventually and got the boyfriend I did. An Edward/Jacob type could have taken full advantage of that thought process. Also love that it’s been turned into satire so people understand that this “love story” is terrible.

[@cecilebraillie4471]

you're congratulating yourself with having a non problematic boyfriend as if that's an achievement or as if getting a dramatic love triangle was something you were in real danger of?

[@liliancaran5364]

I mean love stories in movies and books at least if they're the main plot point need to be somewhat toxic or somehow different to be entertaining lol. Otherwise no one would read / watch it

[@HellsArchangel]

@@liliancaran5364 I would disagree. Having an interesting plot does not hinge on toxic relationships at all. A healthy relationship not only has room to grow, but is also far less infuriating. You can root for it. A toxic entertaining love story like Bella and Edward is only needed when the plot can’t capture your attention in the first place

[@keithmccollum9583]

You're hundreds of years old and you spend your time in high school!? It's like being a billionaire and working 40 hours a week at McDonald's, if you don't have to be there why be there!?

[@Krisjoverovovejovovichtski]

Obviously they enjoy the company of the people in the town. Clearly explained

[@ArbiterofTruth]

Yeah… but high school? Why not just get regular jobs? The actors look too old to be in high school. How is no one suspicious?

[@Krisjoverovovejovovichtski]

@@ArbiterofTruth well maybe youth is what drives them on They are in the mindset of young mind young body Gee it must be tough being a vampire

[@GajeWhalley-p7r]

Too bang young hs girls

[@freakcascade6809]

I’ve been there just accept the tisim

[@Poop-kg8rj]

You can tell the actor who plays Aro is having so much fun in this role. I’ve seen him in multiple stuff and he is a good actor with the right script. Just like Kristyn Stewart and Robert Pattinson

[@netherfield2000]

That's Michael Sheen. He's amazing.

[@ulrichkata5313]

"Supernatural penis cannot be this complicated." Damn, you just summed up the whole series 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Krisjoverovovejovovichtski]

Lol its all about the pp

[@Lord9Genesis]

You, sir, deserve all the likes for sitting through all FIVE of these movies so we don't have to. Thank you for your service!

[@blvckrlly]

the movies are 11+ years old, if you haven't sat through them by now, you were never going to😂

[@Lord9Genesis]

@@blvckrlly very true! I had the displeasure of being forced to watch the first 2 by my sister who read the book(s?) The second movie was one of the most torturous movies I had ever seen.

[@Krisjoverovovejovovichtski]

Makes humbled noises Just doing it for the team y'all

[@Rawblin]

The Bella noises bonus round (5:39) is something I'm going to need to study further, for science.

[@benjaminadjei8838]

What's the timestamp for the bonus round?

[@jbvader721]

Just please don't make a drinking game out of it. You'd be dead within the first twenty minutes.

[@Rawblin]

@@benjaminadjei8838 5:39

[@MsSilverTulip]

Jacob didn't tell the other wolves about Bella's baby. All members of the wolf pack can read each other's thoughts when they are phased into wolf form.

[@thefriesofLockeLamora]

The humour remained but i definitely miss Jeremy's deadpan delivery 59:55 is still one of the funniest things Jeremy has ever said

[@RealElequist]

I love how you gave it more sins then needed cause you weren't paying attention to half of it but same lol

[@garthmcguigan2357]

Pontypool was an actual Canadian horror movie. It's also a town in Wales. I went there once, the town is scarier than the movie

[@made-line7627]

😮

[@LouSasshole]

Yea, Pontypool is great I assumed he was making a joke that went over my head theres no way hes never heard of it

[@hmshood319]

Yeah, that's fair. I'm surprised there isn't a horror film called Rhyl

[@Krisjoverovovejovovichtski]

Cool id go there just for the tourist factor. Like a ghost town is it?

[@Krisjoverovovejovovichtski]

@@hmshood319 fr

[@babystone42]

I will never forgive these movies for putting three great actors as the leaders of the volturi and never giving them anything to do. Especially after seeing what Jamie Campbell Bower can do as a villain.

[@dsoul1305]

It's really sad that this has vamps in it, but they are just background for female fanfiction ero fantasy about kissing one hot guy while engaged with the other.

[@kindyplank]

The fact that the kitchen is NOT painted yellow when it was such a a big deal in the book

[@seaspy1545]

My God, when Aro had a stroke and the line he said after I’m dying laughing.

[@jbvader721]

At least Michael Sheen was trying to liven up these movies. Everyone else was sleepwalking.

[@Krisjoverovovejovovichtski]

@@jbvader721 or.. day walking as they say

[@jbvader721]

@@Krisjoverovovejovovichtski Blade is the only one who can be called a Daywalker.

[@Vazik05]

​@@jbvader721I agree with the exception of Marcus, played by Christopher Heyerdahl. Marcus was always completely bored in the books every time he came up like he was just over all the bullshit. I think he did an awesome job showing the nonchalant nature of "please just let this all be over" 😂 Alice's vision fight of him just glancing at the 2 Romanians and t-posing like "thank fuck I'm done with this" is still the funniest and best thing in all the movies combined lol

[@dishierbongo2757]

I saw a meme of the twilight movies 2 days ago. It was caption 'The ending we all wanted' and it was shot of Bella and Edward with Blade standing behind them in the background

[@Vortex_Feedz]

literally dead after reading this

[@Vortex_Feedz]

I need to see that meme 💀

[@lysirishfleur3030]

LMMFAO

[@BiologyBabe]

This comment needs to be pinned. 😂😂

[@DTEVibes]

Somehow, these movies make the Vampire Dairies seem coherent, consistent, and actually makes sense

[@mrblaque]

After The Vampire Diaries, The Originals, and Legacies, I wonder why these writers even bother coming up with these detailed mythos and power sets just to throw them away when they no longer fit the story.

[@DTEVibes]

@@mrblaque Which writers? Twilight or TVD?

[@mrblaque]

@@DTEVibesTVD

[@NotGetting-c1m]

“Bella trips so hard that it pushes the girl with no hat into another dimension and replaces her with a girl with a hat” 😂

[@caitlinbang5806]

"What does it take to turn this girl off? " I'm pretty sure if he was human she would've been turned off

[@huntressmma1822]

💜

[@itsKeMonte]

One cinema sin that was not mentioned is that Bella punched one werewolf in the face and nothing happened to her vs later on she punched Jacob in the face same side and broke her wrist. Is Jacob face stronger than the other guy?

[@katarzynaswitek9476]

Bo w filmie jest oczywiście nie tak jak w książce , Bella nie uderzyła wcale wilkołaka w twarz , w książce jest zupełnie inaczej. Jacob był z nią i delikatnie zasłonił ja ciałem pokazując w ten sposób że jest w stanie ja bronić ,wtedy jeden z wilkołaków widząc ten gest w złości przemienia się w wilkołaka, a nie dlatego że Bella go uderzyła. Wkurza mnie to że w filmach jest tyle zmienionych aspektów.

[@Krisjoverovovejovovichtski]

Yes the vampires faces were like glass apparently and the werewolf well like a wolf

[@TheJicssgr4h]

Jake wasnt allowed to tell Bella he was a werewolf It was an alpha command. They literally mention it in the movie

[@jessicareynolds8011]

I rewatched the entire series and now that I'm older I realize Bella is the entire problem. People, vamps died and wolves got hurt all because of her. Selfish AF

[@lysirishfleur3030]

100% agreed. I don't care. All I care about is being with Edward.

[@Jenifer_R_]

This compilation really highlighted how much the directors assumed everyone had read the books. Great stuff. 👏👏

[@Thursday391]

Yesss

[@evanjuleen]

The books made it seem like there was a strong underlying theme of prophecy and fate. It seemed to me like there was a prophecy that renessmee would one day usurp the volturi. It makes sense that the volturi was gathering warrior to protect their power and why they feared the cullins. It gives credence to the scene in the book where Edward explained he felt compelled to love Bella out of some sense of necessity.... All these plot twists would make sense. Even Marcus purpose would make sense... But meyers never finished the story....

[@samnowland4679]

"The natural venom that flows through Kristen Stewart." 😂

[@robbieallan6522]

Suckling out the natural venom that flows through kirsten Stewart lmfao 🤣

[@aristeasturmschwinge1235]

"I imprinted on my best friend's newborn daughter" sandwich And I spat out my drink hearing that. No joke, I actually choked so hard, that the milkshake ended up all over my screen. Thanks for that cinemasins. At least it was funny ;D

[@Tacomaz125]

My very first CinemaSins video was on the first Twilight movie, so this is a nice full circle moment 😂❤

[@poonejabbari52]

Although some of the awkward scenes u pointed out were already explained in the books, this was BY FAR the best Twilight roast i'd ever seen

[@hannahwatkins7992]

WHATTTTTT This is insane timing. For the first time in my life, last night I decided to watch the twilight trilogy. So far i've watched the first 2 movies. It's very painful to get through them, i don't know why I'm doing this to myself.

[@CarTa3]

You know what's crazy? Last night, My friends and I ALSO had a twilight movie marathon.

[@2128jrandall]

Lol, I watched them for/with my ex. She was obsessed with this to the point of having a photoshopped picture of Edward carrying her on his back that she kept next to her bed. We were early 30s, but I couldn't entirely knock it. I still have my antique monkey toy with the cymbals and even a stuffed Eeyore. Regardless, I'm an 80's kid, I couldn't get into them. I tried, but my vampires were the original Fright Night, Subspecies, Lost Boys. Even Once Bitten and Moster Squad (of course 😉). Lol, the sparkling threw me off too.

[@lysirishfleur3030]

Morbid Curiosity.i just did the same thing about a month ago. Anyway. When it was over all I said was; "That's it?".

[@hannahwatkins7992]

@@lysirishfleur3030 lol same. Idk why people liked it so much.

[@ArbiterofTruth]

Masochism?

[@shawnkinzie5800]

Love Twilight, most historically accurate vampire movie and I can prove it. All vampires stem from Dracula, and Dracula is based on a guy named Vlad the Impaler who was known for sticking pikes in the ground, putting grease on them and putting his prisoners on them anus first, then slowly over time, that pike would go through their anus, through their organs, and out of their mouth. Which is exactly what it feels like to sit down and watch a twilight movie. Not mine, but I can't remember the guy who said it.

[@mskiara18]

I would often go back to watch your old videos of this series, so hilarious to hear Cinemasins criticize the Twilight series.

[@LeonardoKlotz]

Remember when people thought that stalking was a romantic gesture?

[@aidenthompson3265]

Only if your hot

[@devinisdead4061]

It is if it’s a vampire.

[@l0rdapophis]

It is 😩

[@Vancev99x]

"You" on Netflix wants to keep that flame and then some! 😅

[@777NsStatic]

The show “ you “ girls love that too don’t forget

[@sallad2645]

Can we get a sin for there being NO implication that Renesmee will care for Jacob, even though he imprinted on her, but the movie has already shipped their relationship like its set in stone??

[@johnnyblaze8439]

I never realized how much I needed this. Wonderful as per usual

[@SirExilys]

The existence of that franchise is a sin, and possibly an even bigger sin is that twilight became the root for the existence of 50 shades of grey.

[@thefriesofLockeLamora]

I wonder how Stephanie deals with the fact that 50 Shades and 365 DNI are part of her legacy 😂

[@trinaq]

Even Anna Kendrick states that she's forgotten that she was ever even in this franchise. She's luckily gone onto much bigger, better things.

[@LeonardoKlotz]

"I know what you are." "Say it. Out loud. SAY IT." "You're Batman"

[@bent3736]

Holy crap that is exactly the room where Ferris tried to lower the mileage on Cameron's dad's car.

[@Galzar91]

Yeah.... about the whole sleeping through stuff thing. I've slept through 10 different alarm clocks going off and my boss from work banging on my front door. Only thing that woke me up was the cops coming in to make sure I wasn't dead

[@IcecreamCat23]

1:32 I did not know that was the same guy. At all. Just thought it was some random boater

[@elaniarkady7351]

AGREED! Christopher Heyerdahl had the best line. 17:32 These movies wasted the talents of their secondary and tertiary actors.

[@hiyakabrothers7010]

12:30 The fact that Bella didn’t hurt her hand when she punches this guy but she fractured her hand when she punches jacob even though both guys are werewolves confuses the shit out of me

[@made-line7627]

Good point

[@RavennaRose928]

Flashback to when my friends sister spent two weeks trying to teach her to walk in heels and we were all going out. I saw her struggling and said "toe down first" lol it clicked. She didn't have issues after that but I call BS on the heels walking down the aisle in the yard. Bruh Forks is always wet so although its a dry day the ground is gonna be damp. Bella's heels would have sunken into the ground. Lmfao

[@katarzynaswitek9476]

To niestety nie jedyne grzeszki tych filmów. Książki to zupełnie inna bajka.

[@FluffyPancakes16]

The “mist Edward” is Bella hallucinating.😂 Edward is not doing it.😅🩷

[@christopherjakel1049]

First Sin: "They were made"....... [SIN OVERLOAD]

[@jweezyyy]

As corny as these movies are, I actually enjoy them, my favorite place in the world is Washington in the rain forest like, the whole series just gives me pure Washington vibes and I love it, it’s like nostalgic to me. I do however wish I could forget about the cgi baby

[@tkps]

As an Aussie who hasn't seen snow in I don't know how long and lives day to day with waaaaay too many gum trees and few others, the outdoor scenery was top notch. But that's about it.

[@jweezyyy]

@@tkps exactly my point! It’s just really beautiful scenery in the movie it gives a great vibe even though the acting is corny is some parts😂 if you ever get a chance to visit Washington I highly recommend, beautiful state

[@Aphasial]

We’ve been waiting for years now… When’s our The Host (2013) sin video?

[@ashleycastillo4518]

Literally just spit my coffee all over my cat who was laying on my lap when the old school reference came on about a god damn magic show getting ready to double team your girlfriend. Probably the best splice I’ve seen you guys do. Needed a good laugh like that. Thank you 👍🏻

[@2128jrandall]

Thank you. Your comment made me laugh!

[@pettykittyfam]

PontyPool was a fantastic movie 🍿 Y'all should check it out 😉 Its a zombie kinda thing lol Takes place in a radio station overnight. Honestly a great little flick 😜

[@marniekilbourne608]

Edward and Rosalie both have medical degrees and are doctors by training. Carlisle is the only one that works as a doctor.

[@jeremiahhester6408]

I miss when CinemaSins was this calm 😂

[@nickj12]

Me too 😂

[@jeremiahhester6408]

@@nickj12 And not being so paranoid of music 🤣

[@thefriesofLockeLamora]

​@@jeremiahhester6408it's necessary for film review channels to remove copyrightable music because studios are using that to claim their videos. Almost all channels are stripping the music now.

[@itsmainelyyou5541]

I miss when they actually had valid sins.

[@animefreakzinc3641]

wait until he remembers that a couple movies back, Alice said she couldn't see the wolves, but then at the end one she had a whole vision of wolves fighting which she could not actually see but bullshit logic lol

[@leahw2124]

And she saw a vision of ricotta and Jake at the end of bd2.

[@evanjuleen]

Victoria was the real hero here. She tried to save all this trauma by nipping the problem in the bud. 🤣

[@biosaari]

l love how this compilation traces the history of CinemaSins, back when they were trying to go really fast through the dings so you had to slow the KZbin speed, to now with a more reasonable pace.

[@lycairii1865]

this is hilarous but i have a sin for you; they aren't werewolves. they're shapeshifters.

[@phantomthagod5821]

"this dude totally and obviously jumps on a trampoline" had me gone cuz he actually looked down 💀💀

[@ethans1997]

You, sir, truly have the biggest balls sitting through every Twilight movie. Something no man would ever do.

[@sketchedout4080]

As a woman I can confirm

[@Pop40577]

I'm right here bro, a man and loved them all

[@ethans1997]

@@Pop40577 you my friend are a rare case

[@chloecunningham9698]

They’re honestly my guilty pleasure movies.

[@jbvader721]

I would never subject any man to this torture. Same thing goes with The Notebook.

[@Smooby_Dooperson]

As I’m watching this my fiancé walks by and sees it, pauses and goes “that whole move itself is a sin” then walked away …

[@ayanoaishi8489]

Once you’ve watched this enough times you know that Charlie ended up being the best character in this whole series

[@lavenderfieldsz]

In the books, Edward told Bella about his dark past killing men in the FIRST BOOK, but in the movies, they put it in the night before the wedding lol

[@persona2grata]

The Cullen mansion, aka the Hoke house after its original owner, is located in Portland and recently sold for ~$3 million. The 0.2 acre, 4500 square foot home with a large multi-car garage, finished basement and 4.5 bathrooms is set against a state forest and was built by a Nike exec back in 2006, who had it designed by architect Jeff Kovel. It's an ok place I suppose, for those that go for that "luxurious mansion" kind of thing and have the cash to pay annual property taxes that amount to more than most of us make in a year lol.

[@trinaq]

Just goes to show that the actors are talented, not that the lacklustre writing did them any favours. For the record, Kristen is an Oscar nominee, and Robert literally Batman!

[@jbvader721]

I need to watch "The Lighthouse" again to cleanse myself of these movies.

[@zlinedavid]

@@jbvader721I think I’d rather sit through The Room 5 times than watch these.

[@jbvader721]

@@zlinedavid At least The Room is funny.

[@ospreyau2759]

Even with the books, no story has been more discombulating than Twilight. Wether it be lore, power systems, traits, character interaction, all of it. So many parts are so well thought out and set up, but so poorly utilised and executed, while so many other components are poorly explained and set up, and yet somehow provide the series with some of its best executions and pay offs. Its like letting the ADHD kid write a story, and not letting them go back to fill in the shit they missed when they got distracted...

[@ArbiterofTruth]

As someone with ADHD, who is also trying to write a book, I feel this!

[@AdoseofAlana_]

30:16 Casper was newly a "vegetarian" not a newly turned vampire 😂😂 so he was sensitive to human blood still. Atleast that was what i thought she met lol. Bryce Howard was in the Jurassic World franchise. Lol. Even tho she made a good victoria i wonder what happened to the girl from the first movie.

[@PartyPoisonKelly]

I believe she had filming conflicts so had to/forced to drop out

[@lysirishfleur3030]

He was also one of the most blood thirsty ones after he was turned for the vamp army

[@janayadotson3606]

She got pregnant I believe

[@maratesfaye]

42:56 “shirt-wearing distance” LMFAO

[@RatedSmalls]

At the end of the first twilight the “ breathing,laughing & other bella noises” was loud and my friend asked me was I watching a p**n movie😂😂😂😂I started dying.

[@werewolf3949]

My mom absolutely loves this series and defends it like like it's a fair maiden needing rescue 😅😊

[@werewolf3949]

@twilighttalkstube shall I set up a movie marathon night for you 2? 😀

[@lysirishfleur3030]

That's actually cute. Awww mom

[@HaleneSong]

I can't watch anything without a CinemaSins dialogue playing in my head anymore.

[@AndrewNorton-d1e]

Cinemasins is ruining movies for me 😂. Now I can’t even watch a single movie without thinking to myself “wait, that was a flaw right there.”

[@amandabeaty1492]

11:17 That's really cool they used the Pontypool poster! Pontypool is a thriller/horror movie starting Stephen McHattie and directed by Bruce Mcdonald. It's a really good movie! It's also the name of a town in Ontario that was named after a town in Wales.

[@FelineFurry]

The whole premise of Twilight: A girls choice between beastiality and necrophelia

[@lysirishfleur3030]

I never thought of it like that. I knew Bell had issues. But she's the one they should be afraid of

[@ArbiterofTruth]

And both of her potential lovers are also pedophiles.

[@netherfield2000]

I remember that they had this awesome graduation cap collage framed on their wall. Showing theyve graduate h.s. 200 times, etc. Anna Kendrick, Miles Teller and Michael Sheen were the only actors giving a try in these movies.

[@nleo9166]

If you think about it, the excuse that it is rainy only applies during winter months. Additionally the cousins from Alaska would have issues half of the year because it’s daylight all day long. Makes it more challenging to hide from humans.

[@grayrook8637]

Ya know Dracula could be tearing out my throat and my last words would still be "Ya but how could you let twilight happen?" Nothing can was the twinkling vamp taint clean.

[@nickj12]

I love this comment. 😂

[@Lordran_Penance]

Yup the first think that comes up when i type "cold ones" onto Google is literally beer and only beer

[@quicgrid]

30:23 He was the first one turned into a "vegetarian", so that is why it's so difficult for him to control his hunger and why he ran after Bella.

[@SebasTian58323]

No, he was pretty much the last one in the Cullan family to become a "vegetarian." The first one is Carlisle, with his wife being the second I believe. But he still hunted like a regular vampire for years with Maria before that.

[@foo8327]

One of the few movies/series that would ABSOLUTELY improve if remade. Even if it was by a highschool drama teacher from Arkansas.

[@lysirishfleur3030]

OMG that was one of the best/funniest comments. Ty for the laugh

[@captaintalon4485]

Looking back on this franchise it’s impressive Robert Pattinson, Kirsten Stewart, and Anna Kendrick still got careers after this franchise. Taylor Lautner however fell off the face of the earth

[@ravenguest]

Nope, he did a show in the UK called 'Cuckoo' and he's adorable in it. Seems like a really good guy too x

[@KerrieOhanlon123]

The one movie where Taylor launter played the lead tanked because he was pretty much cast in twilight for two reasons: face and abs

[@lysirishfleur3030]

​@@ravenguest Yes he is. Married, his wife's name is Taylor. They have children and he's extremely happy. Good family man.

[@nikihedgehog8354]

"Till I met a Mortal, Maria" Previously on Shadow the Hedgehog's backstory

[@blackcatwoo]

Came back to this just to hear you say "You can imprint all over her face." LIKE BRO WHY 😂😭

[@Pop40577]

I don't care, I love Twilight, all of them, my mom and I share great bond with these movies, I will always love them. They also got great soundtracks

[@subjectc7505]

I love all except the Breaking dawn part 1 and 2.

[@Pop40577]

@@subjectc7505 Breaking Dawn Part 2 is great, what? Bella finally is a Vampire, the epic battle and everything comes together an epic finale.

[@subjectc7505]

@@Pop40577 It's didn't make sense to me, plot is dry and that Jacob liking Bella kid thing is disturbing.

[@ashleynguyen4827]

same

[@Zombiesnyder13]

"I know what you are." "Say it. Out loud. Say it." "You're wizard"

[@amanda-leemarie87]

If only he would have turned and said "Im batman" 😂

[@jbvader721]

@@amanda-leemarie87 "I'm vengeance".

[@made-line7627]

"You're a virgin".