Everything Wrong With Kingsman: The Secret Service -Deja Vu

[@rockah12]

The reason the explosions were colorful and don't show blood or viscera is because of Valentine's hatred of blood. It's still silly, but really this entire movie doesn't take itself THAT seriously.

[@Advent3546]

Said the person talking about a movie where an abusive boyfriend threatens a minor with a knife.

[@rockah12]

***** okay, then the main plot about a guy rigging people's heads to explode so that only the rich and powerful survive doesn't take itself seriously.

[@trueoskar]

Don't forget about the Shining reference, with the baby sister... For a movie that doesn't take itself seriously, that was messed up.

[@Advent3546]

trueoskar Or how the means of the villain is to make the entire world violently slaughter itself. Even at the end it's only a success if you don't think about the millions of corpses already lining the streets before the villain was stopped.

[@trueoskar]

***** One person is a tragedy, millions are a statistic. The baby sister almost getting axed hits a lot harder because not only is she defenceless, you get to watch the whole thing.

[@rarhawkydude9605]

The Eggsy parkor sin is kind of undeserved. They mention in the pub that his gymnastics coach said he could have been an olympian.

[@ashishpradhan636]

He also dropped halfway out of a marines training course

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

EXACTLY

[@cjeam9199]

Ashish Pradhan Take your random royal marine and they will not be any better at parkour than any other reasonably fit person.

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

cjeam no but probably a royal marine who’s trained in gymnastics and is a known trouble maker who probably does this stuff to jump fences or make a quick getaway, it’s not surprising at all.

[@cjeam9199]

Terra_the _Nightingale Ah yeah that’s fair, see the point now.

[@harryboywonder]

Its not a synced up drinking schedule, it's being British.

[@jimmymcpiggy]

That's racist.

[@Desciplesgames]

no its not friend, as a brit - i can confirm this. pub on friday is conventional.

[@tristanperez211]

God damn europeans lol

[@orale_]

but hows your food tho?

[@Desciplesgames]

Danny Marcs not fattening

[@m4teo573]

Actually, when eggsy does the parkour, it was already mentioned that he was a gymnastics whiz.

[@mariannypineda3224]

Yes I remember too

[@beowulf9878]

Eggsyposition. Sin!

[@julieaudi2520]

this movie is perfect, nothing about it is a sin

[@itsjaziel369]

Gottem! 😂

[@ms.mxyzptlk6579]

Your terminator pic is awesome

[@storyzealot2993]

"Eggsy is suddenly a parkour badass" But... didn't Galahad say that Eggsy's *gymnastic* coach said he could go Olympic?

[@davidplayhard]

just cuz u unkillable in any 1st person shooter don't make u a good foot soldier

[@storyzealot2993]

+David Martinez +David Martinez except gymnastics requires flexibility, hand to eye coordination, a bunch of cool tricks a regular person probe couldn't do in the middle of air, a great deal of athleticism. it's more like "having experience and being well trained with guns would make you a decent foot soldier". FPSs don't have much to do with the military, unlike parkour and gymnastics.

[@davidplayhard]

+Buttery Ham mhm I will say this, adrenaline, is a wonderful thing is it not?

[@Speedojesus]

+David Martinez What the fuck are you on?

[@davidplayhard]

+Speedojesus adrenaline, made that too easy bru

[@skins4thewin]

Sorry, but that Church fight scene deserves 50 points to be taken off. My god, one of the best fight sequences of all time without question!

[@FujinWater]

The Church should at least zero out the counter regardless of how many sins are added.

[@MrMutou]

And then family guy stole it😂

[@christianlockard8653]

Are you serious? This Movie is complete dogshit people shoot up mosques and synagogues in 2019 and you think this is a great scene? No wonder people are shooting up churches.

[@oli5412]

christian lockard have u acc watched the scene. The camera work is sensational. It’s a cinematography masterpiece there are hidden cuts everywhere that you wouldn’t notice on first glance that’s how fucking amazing it is you just need to chill bruh

[@darthgrievous8055]

christian lockard I don’t see the relevance between lunatics shooting up mosques and this scene from a movie that has zero correlation with what you’re describing other than that it’s in a church. Also, I don’t think anyone got the idea to shoot up a church from watching this scene from an elaborate superspy movie. That logic is equivalent to video gamers becoming serial killers.

[@jh5220]

Cinema Sins: Do British people think Kentucky is the super villain playground of the United States? British People: Yes, yes we do.

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

Sterling Archer and the weirdos are in Florida Edit a year later but I also say this as a Floridian

[@blockg9482]

Terra_the _Nightingale Heyre in Cali I swear.

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

Block G always something happening in Florida, Alabama and California

[@shaany78677]

@Sterling Archer in the white house yeah

[@sophiap8980]

I like your political compass

[@OctaneHaus]

"do they have a synchronised drinking schedule" yeah mate they're English... If they're not at work or in bed they're drinking

[@Karma-qt4ji]

And if they are on lockdown....well, they're still drinking, just at home.

[@littletonoskill7550]

Ay don't knock our culture till you have lived it alright.

[@OctaneHaus]

@@littletonoskill7550 mate I live in Nottingham 😂

[@littletonoskill7550]

@@OctaneHaus I live in Durham

[@OctaneHaus]

@@littletonoskill7550 oh mad I was born in Durham, all my family still live up in Sunderland/Gateshead

[@Valueclown]

I really think that the fact that the hero did not get romantically involved with the sweet, helpful, and pretty female agent and instead buttf***ed a princess was worth some sins removed.

[@ry_jayy]

This.

[@PrincessPunkPants]

Hell yes.

[@justanotherpoweraddict7918]

Swedish, blond, hot af And that proposal of butt*** That's worth half the sins removed

[@HovercraftEDM]

I honestly loved how they didn't do that romantic bullshit or at least saved it to develop organically. It's been way too long since I've seen a movie where the attractive male and the attractive female lead develop a platonic, equally intriguing relationship. It was very refreshing to see and really took me by surprise.

[@sharilshahed6106]

Jordan Gan based on the other comments, *nope*?

[@milkulids]

"eggsy is suddenly a parkour badass" i swear earlier in the movie they say something about him doing gymnastics as a kid

[@charlie5849]

robin yes and he trained with the kingsman just never finished the training

[@demarcusbennett6906]

He never does parkour after that single moment 😂😂😂

[@angloex]

Some Lil Geeza it was the marines he was training with not kingsman

[@akhilnair1137]

@@demarcusbennett6906 yes he does

[@alexmakesbadvideos6683]

robin you right you right

[@Emily-yu1ox]

2:54 "suddenly a parkour badass" umm... He was an olympic material gymnast

[@hbgguled2495]

Finally! Someone said it now I don't have to.....

[@noize8148]

I think the reason he said this is because Eggsy does nothing to show this before the scene. You are right though.

[@davidcorcoran1622]

And an Olympic ski jumper

[@WalkerRileyMC]

Noize: Pretty sure this scene was to show just that. I mean, what, we need a scene of him doing routines in a gym first?

[@thomasdoocey7607]

David Corcoran Wrong film

[@Ange1ofD4rkness]

"Movie saves a lot of money by simply recording a Westboro Baptist Church meeting". I don't think I have ever agreed with a sin more

[@Karma-qt4ji]

But is it a sin in the eyes of Westboro Baptist Church? Then should we not be removing a sin?

[@Ange1ofD4rkness]

@@Karma-qt4ji valid point

[@chrishubbard64]

I mean, its not like they were being subtle about it. I half expected the church to be called some other acronym of WBC just to really grind what it was meant to be in our faces.

[@owenread4364]

Maybe the reason the heads exploded into fireworks was because Valentine couldn't stand bile

[@chrollowest6520]

Doreados Gaming I feel retarded for not thinking of that

[@cheethariders1214]

Doreados Gaming that is actually really smart....

[@DrElemayoXP]

Doreados Gaming That's plausible. Very plausible

[@Cazammaf]

I thought that was obvious when I watched it years ago haha, not to sound like a dick, but it was the only reasonable explanation.

[@imogeng6701]

Doreados Gaming or blood

[@TheLittlekuribohfan]

The Kingsman suits are bulletproof. They said so in the movie.

[@travchar6106]

Andrew Newmark they've also made them in real life

[@Clarity_Control]

Ok?

[@travchar6106]

Pizza Steve .... ... . Therefore .... real....

[@Clarity_Control]

Trav & Char I'm just wondering why he just stated that.

[@micahgamble8092]

Pizza Steve I mean did the enemy know that the suits were bulletproof? If not then they should've thought about shooting the feet

[@lunapandoraackerman2980]

I just watched this movie again hours ago and I remember Harry saying that Kingsman suits are bulletproof. Un-ding?

[@yugiohtoonz1016]

So he's wearing a bulletproof helmet or something?

[@Arcilios]

+Luna Pandora Ackerman He got shot in the forehead right above the eyes

[@lunapandoraackerman2980]

Arcilios Eggsy must be invincible or some shit.

[@davidplayhard]

that's actually real, and has been for like 3-4 years.

[@Arcilios]

+Luna Pandora Ackerman hahaha I know

[@RolandGiersig]

The orchestrated explosion of the implants is worth taking at least 5 sins off.

[@michaelsong1465]

Agreed. Even my brother who is scared of bloody scenes in movies laughed his head off in this scene

[@proquintus]

@@michaelsong1465 was that pun intended lol

[@thatonezeldafan5275]

no 100x more sins for that bullshit

[@DuranmanX]

8:04 "and you'll find an equally convoluted way to escape" actually a 1000x more convoluted

[@winterbonnie_8]

exactly 😂

[@greatcesari]

Haha

[@tlshortyshorty5810]

*cough cough* alpha gel *cough cough cough*

[@greatcesari]

Shorty Shorty Yeah we got that already.

[@theduelist8407]

I guess he "escaped" from death but I mean ya' know whatever.

[@andrewfaraday8918]

Couldn't help but laugh about "rich asshole serving McDonalds to his rich client". 2015 was such an innocent time.

[@alexjiang6806]

HAMBERDERS.

[@Coty_Lee]

I just realized as I watched this. Luke Skywalker and Mace Windu in the same room

[@eden20111]

Where??

[@bakeb9591]

+Coty Lee WOAH WHAT

[@DocSeal]

+Eden Maru Luke Skywalker = Mark Hamill (the professor dude who Harry slaps), Mace Windu = Samuel L. Jackson (Valentine)

[@JackSilver1410]

+Coty Lee I had no idea it was Mark Hamill. I want to go on record as saying I'm best with voices and he didn't talk much, not to mention the poor guy hasn't aged gracefully. I'd give this revelation a like, but it's sitting at 69 right now and that amuses me.

[@realgamers472]

don't forget emperor palpatine as the leader of the kingsman

[@shermgerm950]

5:13 Cinema Sins: rich guy gives everyone mcdonalds what a joke Donald Trump: well actually...

[@Karma-qt4ji]

"hold my Big Mac..."

[@Milamberinx]

"Well actually yes"

[@JuICyBLiinGeR]

Karma Hold my hamberder

[@hughbrown3549]

😂😂

[@paulnicoll1791]

Donald trump????? More like out of date sandwiches from Walmart

[@kmjc1213]

I vote 95 sins off for Taron Egerton's beautiful face.

[@caro5076]

THIS!!!!! Oxoooo

[@blueberrysk1es]

Kristina Cyr mood 😂😂

[@victorliu1240]

too true

[@hahaharvey3068]

I’m a straight male but I agree

[@cashewcultofficial395]

now tHis

[@avyuktsherawat3798]

You said why is no one shooting eggsy's leg or foot... if you would have paid some attention ^ ^ kings man suits are bullet proof

[@TOONYBOY]

@@realkingofantarctica They should since they've been shooting him this entire time with no effect on him

[@scottish-hero6664]

Bigger question, why are the socks on a kingsman suit bulletproof if it is an accessory?!

[@TOONYBOY]

@@scottish-hero6664 1: They have small rings that deliver 50000 volts and pens that inject fast acting poisons so bullet proof socks is not far fetched

[@thepickygamer4450]

A bullet hitting a vest still has some effect, legs would still get knocked if shot.

[@TOONYBOY]

@@aadhilsanu5509 Did you watch the beginning of the movie? When they need masks, they need them. Otherwise they use things that go with the "Gentleman" asthetic, like the suit and umbrella (in what way is it unusable?)

[@danieldaw1778]

How would Eggsy's dad be considered a bad candidate. He made it all the way to the last two candidates, and even then, he sacrificed himself to save three other future and it current kingsman? If anything, shouldn't that have made him an exemplary recruit?

[@ninalempicka2948]

Ikr, Arthur's a douchebag

[@danieldaw1778]

Oh, definitely. You can't NOT be a douche when you think the aristocracy is the only class that's allowed or can be badass!

[@ninalempicka2948]

Plus, I wonder what the fuck does he even do? It seems like he spends his days in his desk. I wouldn't picture him as a badass doing stunts during missions etc

[@thewisegamer125]

+Daniel Daw No because none of them were in any actual danger, the bomb was either made for concussion or shrapnel force to kill/ injure their target given how they kicked back his chair shrapnel couldn't have killed them given how his body was positioned and the position of the kingsmen. but for concussion force it seems it would only injure 1-2 guys, so idk why that dude jumped onto it, they all would have survived as long as they would have knocked that chair back

[@ninalempicka2948]

the wisegamer it was still a beautiful sacrifice, he wasn't even part of the Kingsmen so he did that just to save his colleagues as human beings

[@KaiTenSatsuma]

"Rich Asshole serving Mcdonalds to his Rich Client" Oh how naive we were.

[@leonard5426]

The way I see it, that was a test. Valentine had met Kingsmen before, namely Lancelot, so he might be suspicious about Galahad. By serving him something, a nobleman wouldn't expect and then talking about spies and supervillians might cause a pretender to fall out of his role.

[@doc_s1krr751]

@@leonard5426 i think he was referring to trump when OP made that comment

[@leonard5426]

@@doc_s1krr751 Sorry, I weren't familiar with the story of Trump serving someone Fastfood. I don't really investigate on the american president, I just hope he doesn't interfere with my personal life. May his reign end without any fatal consequences regarding me and those I hold dear. Are you from the US? Good Luck.

[@sorrowandsufferin924]

@@leonard5426 Or it might just be him telling the other guy "I know you're BS"; however he did that

[@rwed13]

I came here for this comment

[@oliviaciutacu8733]

“Where do you learn this kind of survival s*it?” A lot of private schools in England do CCF (combined cadet force) that’s where you learn it.

[@CaptainGlack]

For that scene where all those guys miss Eggsy, I think you forget that the suits are bulletproof 😂

[@ineedboostsobad]

And here I thought ideas are bulletproof ;)

[@benzwyck6035]

😭😭 I completely forgot that

[@ferko28]

Yeah because if you're a highly trained soldier, there's no way at all that you would shot someone in the head. And, why would he be hiding from them like 10 seconds later? Just run towards them, you're bulletproof.

[@youdontneedtoknowmyname4086]

El Ferko Soldiers are trained to aim for centre mass, not the head

[@CaptainGlack]

I'm rather sure that they're smart enough to figure out that body shots are doing fuck all, and then relay that information to other soldiers.

[@MilkManCaravan]

The fact that you didn't take a sin off for that chase scene in the beginning is the real sin

[@DozyDev]

Succ

[@theirregulargamer13]

Pretty sure these guys usually don't watch a film twice for these things anymore. They just record their commentary and pick out their best and usual complaints that can fit in 10+ minutes.

[@arlindBreezy]

Say whatever you want to say but these 2 movies of Kingsman are Great and very enjoyable!

[@shaany78677]

Agreed

[@rpsyco]

They're making a prequel and it's supposed to be released in September apparently.

[@greythomas6199]

Yes they are but I don't understand why there making a prequel

[@ejc6772]

I've only seen the first one for some reason my dad won't let me see it

[@someone-wh2rb]

@@ejc6772 The Second one has cannibalism and extreme amounts of blood so yeah I get why you're dad doesnt want you to see it.

[@tubbstubbs.5311]

"character has a skill" *ding*

[@i_dont_know_who_i_am69]

Tubbs Tubbs. True, still a lot of good points though

[@halfdemonprince]

I can't tell if this movie was serious action movie or a satire for all the typical spy/chosen one movies.

[@ahmedhasanica6120]

Of course it's satire. Even if it wasn't, it would be even less cliched than the new James Bond movies

[@NabekenProG87]

@40XDDD Why not both?

[@ollycullis3793]

Tubbs Tubbs. I

[@snowfromflame6711]

Kingman has to be my favorite series of movies just for the awesome James Bond but somewhat funny approach

[@kanedong9996]

true

[@Addict9090]

I actualy loved it. The idea of the statesmen was great.

[@somerandommenace]

Sidon Ithano it was ok pretty corny though. It doesn't touch the original

[@momentodebruh7300]

CaptainCole no crap and predictable

[@momentodebruh7300]

CaptainCole shit franchise

[@yourhandlehere1]

The worst sin of all is...You can't eat Mickey D's if it's more than 5 minutes old, the fries get nasty cold and microwaving doesn't help.

[@jameskkm]

IcantSignIn Well, this isn't what they mean when they say Fast Food, but now that you think about it...

[@TheTrueSleezy]

2:50, I mean in the movie the one dude talked about eggy’s past and how he was a royal marine, and a gymnastics professional and could’ve went to the Olympics

[@dag1704]

Yeah, this "mistakes" video is complete shit. It is either his personal preference, he marked as a mistake, or a mistake made by him, he marked as a mistake, because he is neither able to draw the line between 2 scenes, nor paying attention to what the world includes and what not... Really disappointed from this video.

[@FTQuake]

@@dag1704 you must be new around here

[@dag1704]

@@FTQuake tbh yes

[@gooberpea2524]

222th like

[@Nixus237]

@@dag1704 you know these are comedy videos and not serious film criticism videos right?

[@Kadaue]

eggsy being a parkour badass was kind of explained earlier when harry makes a comment on his past as a gymnast.

[@niamhisamicropig5230]

Tbf everyone goes to the local pub whether you like all of the people there or not

[@matthewt563]

Niamhisamicropig Yes, exactly. Who gives a fuck if you don't like someone there? You're there to booze

[@willallen5044]

I have never let anything stop me from going to my local pub... don't care who is in there!

[@NilsGJohansson]

lol you have the same profile pic i have on steam

[@spiritusIRATUS]

Just shows muricans have no clue about people in other countries. And I thought Britain was their granny so they should at leat know some stuff about it.

[@Skeif13]

The "shoot the dog" scene bothered me. They kept repeating "teamwork" and telling them that the dog would be their greatest ally, so regardless of whether or not the gun had blanks, it doesn't make sense for it to be considered a failure to not shoot their ally. Also it's kind of weird that he made that a sin when the gun having blanks was actually a change when someone told the director that the audience wouldn't like the Kingsman group if they killed a dog.

[@LoathingEditor]

It tests loyalty to Kingsman.

[@Ghostiification]

+Skeif13 I've seen this same scene in some other movie. It's supposed to test their loyalty towards the company, which does make sense. The cause before anything else.

[@Skeif13]

I get that it's to test their loyalty, but I feel like it doesn't make sense when the test involves disobeying previous teachings.

[@crystala7x182]

I was questioning that scene too. The only reason I came up with is maybe it's a test of whether or not they have the strength to shoot a loved one. In many films, we see that the good guy cannot kill the evil bad guy because they are a loved one and the bad guy uses this to their advantage.

[@IsrarTaj83]

+Skeif13 the point of " shooting the dog" scene was to see if the candidates will be willing to kill somebody. for instance shooting a bad guy could kill a save one persons life or a thousand people's lives.

[@ShooterQ]

5:39 This conversation hits deeper when you read that Samuel L Jackson took the role b/c he always wanted to be in a Bond film but never got the chance, so took this role instead.

[@bigredinfinity3126]

Oscar Pistorius running from a burglar LMFO best cinemasins line ever

[@homelesshannah50]

more like running from the cops after killing Reeva

[@bitzibaerlie]

Top Ten, at least. And I watched every single one of them.

[@Discosaturn]

It could be more creepier if the movie was made much earlier and Oscar Pistorius took on the role of Gazelle before being arrested for killing Reeva.

[@laalki80]

This. xD

[@gngrlvr1]

He was actually offered the role.

[@DerringerHK]

"All these guys miss Eggsy, who isn't dodging or anything." Aren't their suits described as some next-level bulletproof stuff?

[@toracenimarus1769]

***** *tf2 domination tune plays*

[@Itachikeyser99]

Yeh because his head, hands and feet are also bulletproof.......no

[@prokhorvlg]

dionkeyser I think people are trained to shoot center mass, not the head.

[@theghostinasuit2716]

***** there are suits made out of a material similar to kevlar made to stop pistol caliber bullets, not the 556 that is coming out of those SCAR-Ls

[@casperchristensen8354]

theghostinasuit Good thing this is a spy movie then, with his suit being made to stop higher calibers than what is currently possible.

[@mimzy_96]

Thamuel El Jackthon

[@Harrisioco]

Really bro you put el for his middle name and not L C'mon man

[@minato4294]

You do know "el" and "l" sound the same, right? 😂😂🤔

[@ericmills4160]

+Star lord shut up you piece of shit

[@EstherJessica]

i laughed so hard at this

[@heyheyheyheyheyhey76]

+Syamim Nz HAhahaha dude I laughed my ass off. What a legend

[@natalynflores3869]

It actually makes sense to have another hidden compartment in the plane (even though it belongs to the Kingsmen) because if an enemy were to make his way onto the plane then only the Kingsman would have knowledge of the weapons v. having them out for the enemy to take freely.

[@shogrran]

Am I the only one irritated that the Kingsmen is supposed to be SUPER secret but they just let at least 12 other young people in puberty just walk out knowing the secret.

[@CrashB111]

+shogrran Don't they mention how they still use those recruits in some capacity however? Like the "drowned" girl was taken on as an IT worker in their Germany office. Whether or not they failed the tests to become Field Agents, they are all still intelligent and athletic enough to have reached that point. So they are still useful to the organization.

[@shogrran]

CrashB111 They mentioned the "drowned" girl. But the traitor they didn't. And look how the traitor was able to go to the enemy side so easily. And even if they kept all the failed recruits as secretary. That "super secret" organization. Isn't as secret as it should be.

[@toplinecreation]

+shogrran Well who knows they might've hit them with amnesia

[@ethanh.6643]

i think i remember in the movie them saying that if they talked to others about it, they and their next of kin would be killed

[@shogrran]

Ethan H. Great... but then in the movie, the candidates all have families that know about the secret. How is that a secret.

[@jeffo3476]

Alfred, Luke Skywalker and Mace Windu walk into a bar.

[@CM-vf1mn]

Waxenboss 2460 only mace windu since he went out the windo

[@pizzatime4700]

Jeff O ....ow

[@bradleybowie4510]

"Doesn't hit him" "doesnt shoot the legs" ALL KINGSMEN SUITS ARE BULLETPROOF GENIUS

[@udaythambimuthu3176]

Yeah but even a proper bulletproof vest results in broken or at least cracked ribs, a bulletproof suit still doesnt take the impact out of the equation.

[@nctpti2073]

@@udaythambimuthu3176 Movie tech gear not being realistic is not necessarily a sin when it fits the genre.

[@nctpti2073]

@Crack's Ex Acc. While that is true, they are never up against snipers and they do their best to crouch behind the umbrella's shield. The better tactic would actually be shooting for their feet, or landing a grenade just behind them. However the bad guys do not seem to have grenades and are not necessarily actually experienced combatants.

[@nctpti2073]

@Crack's Ex Acc. Again, covered, lol. They are staying and moving crouched behind the shield and normal training is actually to shoot for the torso since it is an easier target.

[@RolandGiersig]

I second that. The suits are bulletproof, so the occasional normal bullet would only cause a hefty slap, which the agents would learn to take. Also: normal guards are trained to shoot for the body, because easier target. And they wouldn't recognize the umbrella being bulletproof and think that they could shoot right through. REMOVE THAT SIN!

[@barrylyndon5552]

Funny how you could almost call Fury Thanos's arch-enemy since he got the entire Avengers together and summoned Marvel yet in this movie Samuel is basically lisp Thanos.

[@lesgrossman2422]

Mind-BLOWN!

[@nazhifatruly9694]

8:11 "NOOOOO!!!" ...No.

[@noahbowie5985]

you've clearly never watched sky news before

[@ariowt]

Noah Bowie I was thinking the same thing! 😂

[@bradendeems3337]

Right

[@ameritus9041]

As someone who has never watched sky news... please explain?

[@drew2464]

Sin 24. They actually have that on sky news in the uk

[@ameritus9041]

ah ok, thanks.

[@ShaoVideoProduction]

5:28 also, McDonalds burgers do not look like that.

[@WriimeTime]

Shao *ding*

[@PsihopatForRBrJohny]

Shao they do... That was indeed the BigMac and the McRoyale. I know my McDonald's

[@Shadow-us3jg]

Psihopat Johny what a load on mc-crap

Shao They do if you are a billionaire and can buy a license to set up your own McDonald's staffed by your own employees.

[@grantkidd4142]

Shao Cheeseburgers do look like that, until they are wrapped up and stored at 60C until someone buys them at. The heat wrinkles the bun and makes the cheese go all over the place

[@cobalt4966]

6:32 There was a kingsman archer crossover clip where they make fun of this. Also you missed a sin, he says that an Oxford is any formal shoe with open lacing but it’s actually any formal shoe with CLOSED lacing.

[@jesserosas7177]

Valentine: *Finishes SIM card speech* "What's in your wallet?"

[@Meth0dM4n]

The "Parkour Badass" thing is explained earlier when him and Harry are in the pub and Harry mentions how Eggsy was a gymnast for 2 years.

[@FlyingTigersKMT]

Another sin for exposition! DING!

[@adferxis]

no! no sin! GNID

[@paul38876]

in order to be an olympic level gymnast, you have to be one a lot longer than two years

[@DarthJedi2005remixes]

You might sin the opening few scenes of Eggsy's family life but let me tell you they are quite possibly the most realistic part of the whole film. It's quite sad how many teenagers living in run-down estates have lives exactly like his.

[@elijahpelito4722]

Movie logos: *exist* CinemaSins: Pathetic.

[@reubenmanzo2054]

Ironic given that the logos are actually a contractual requirement.

[@ultraviolet6330]

You forgot the sin in the bar fight scene, where the door was locked and then later Eggsy walks straight out of it without unlocking it.

[@mbmmhm501]

+AtomicWaffles yep i noticed it when i was in the cinema watching it

[@ultraviolet6330]

Same.

[@mbmmhm501]

my parents thought i nitpicked but i dont care, its a sin dammit

[@CoDKnoedel]

+AtomicWaffles Happens when he focusses on story-telling logic-sins instead of the actual sins on set :/

[@kemodesantadesanta639]

+AtomicWaffles *DING*

[@judepude7335]

You said “why didn’t the shoot his legs or feet” because the suits are bulletproof and he held up an umbrella and they ain’t going to assume the umbrella bulletfroof

[@christopherj9954]

judepude ehhh he is literally using that umbrella as a shield and the soldiers think maybe its not bulletproof but his suit is?

[@Xylarxcode]

Bulletproof suit or not, it's still made of cloth. Maybe regular bullets can't penetrate the cloth, but they still hit it with enough force to cause severe damage to his shinbones underneath it. Even if the bullets don't go through it, they still hit him with extreme amount of force against the leg. At the very least, enough to knock him on his ass and expose more vulnerable areas.

[@honeybadgeronyoutube7299]

Well they did not know the suit was bullet proof but once they couldn't shoot the umbrella the should have thought 'oh lets shoot his feet'

[@___SourR34___]

They didn't know the suit was bulletproof either. Also, considering how Eggsy is holding it like a shield and knows what he's doing, then they probably could have came to the conclusion that the umbrella was bulletproof.

[@domtoretto8293]

why would they think that the suit is bulletproof either?

[@hexxed810]

I got a kingsman ad before this video Coincidence? I think not

[@Falcon_747]

Kuutio Puutio I loved how u added an incredible reference, heh get it? INCREDIBLE hehe

[@inkfish2758]

It actually is a coincidence. KZbin saw you were watching a video about kings men and thought you would be likely be interested in the ad.

[@bthy384]

EternalAirsoft Golden Circle, the second one

[@pastelqwq1360]

Hotel? Trivago

[@lolman8902]

10:20 the explosions are colourful because valentine can't handle gore.

[@zimv1234567890]

0:48 funny story: This scene was actually in the comic book the movie is based on, and stooges talk to Hamill and ask him how he feel about the new Star Wars films.

[@SuperParkourio]

Not everyone needs to fall for the "Free Phone Evil Plan", just enough for the phones to be everywhere. And not everyone knows about Edward Snowden.

[@GabrielIgnacio]

SuperParkourio Not everyone knows about Edward Snowden but everyone knows about the information he leaked regarding PRISM and other various government surveillance programs. The "Free Phone Plan" reeks of suspicion notably since it's from one single entity with no glaring downsides to it. Then again, it's Kingsman. The movie has a basic plot but shows a lot of style pulling it off.

[@SuperParkourio]

This is the first time I've heard about PRISM, so no. Not everyone knows about it.

[@bonham1981]

John Oliver did a bit where he asks people on the streets of New York who Edward Snowden was and what he did. People don't know or misremember.

[@GrijzePilion]

That's because in bits like that, they always edit out the people who DO know. Kind of like those geography tests they do on passers-by. None of them EVER get it right because that wouldn't be as funny.

[@ashwinalagendran6748]

Also, eggsy was not suddenly a parkour badass, later on in the movie we find he was pegged for the Olympics in gymnastics so yeah that's where he gets it from.

[@CFHistory]

Can't believe he didn't discount a sin from the Incredibles for the single greatest scene in cinema history, with the greatest lines being delivered by Honey, wife of Frozone (who, I should remind you, has zero actual screentime)

[@bardfinn]

I AM YOUR WIFE! I AM THE GREATEST GOOD YOU ARE EVER GOING TO GET!

[@CFHistory]

nah m8 we gotta do this properly... HONEYYYY? WHERES MAH SUPER SUIT?

[@TokinMusket]

CFHistory WHAAT?

[@AndrewDembouski]

WHERE IS MY SUPER SUIT I UHHH PUT IT AWAY WHERE WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW I NEED IT!

[@RileyWhittakerMusic1]

Andrew Dembouski UH-UH. DON'T YOU THINK ABOUT RUNNING OFF DOING NO DARING-DO. WE'VE BEEN PLANNING THIS DINNER FOR 2 MONTHS! THE PUBLIC IS IN DANGER!

[@larrylund2682]

it is the lack of reality which makes this a really good movie.

[@samgomez9942]

Yeah the movie would've sucked if it took itself too seriously.

[@KaleSerpent]

Holy shit... That was Mark Hamil?! Totally didn't recognize him at all.

[@hispanicwizard2906]

me too

[@CanucksGameVlogger]

If only he had his lightsaber with him

[@arturkim1378]

Kale Serpent You know someone's a good actor when he's unrecognizable, meaning he can avoid typecasting, so you won't be like", Oh hey that's Luke skywalker!" in every movie that he's in.

[@stonerscouch]

Joker

[@KaleSerpent]

Artur Kim well... I never really cared too much about sw, so I wouldn't recognize him from that in any case... i recognize him as joker... which is voice acting, but he didn't sound much like it. Since he isn't doing the joker voice. Anyone wth that kind o voice probably has messed up vocal cords or a psycho. >_>

[@cwrightexe]

you do realise that Harry actually stated that all kingsman suits are bullet proof, so there was no need to state how Eggsy was dodging a fuck ton of bullets

[@Bloodhurl67]

um yeah but none of them hit him at all. you can clearly see that his suit is not damaged or dirty in the back

[@stroheker1]

+Taylor Sparks and a bullet hitting you is not something you just shrug off with no reaction.

[@cwrightexe]

yea but this is movie logic were talking about

[@stroheker1]

yea but this is CinemaSins were talking about!

[@cwrightexe]

probably the best point you could have possibly made

[@emdotrod]

The church scene with Free Bird and stuff should make this movie unsinnable. Although no movie is without sin

[@bennygaray46]

It was okay

[@ColCoal]

Ardimo Harsa Why? The most over used song besides sweet home alabama to the killing of a whole church group, how is this a good thing?

[@Soraking007]

Ardimo Harsa actually i sin the movie for that scene because in the comic it was realistically only about a minute before he got knocked down and stoppped butin this he fucking murders everyone and i dont like change.

[@jimbobby2715]

coltheawesomeable because it was an amazing fight scene? And unless you never saw the movie you would kinda hate that church group anyways and it always feel rewarding for the people nobody likes to end up dying in some way

[@Soraking007]

jim bobby the fight scene is too long the panel by panel shot was done better in the comics but only because it was panel by panel and shorter.

[@andreydidenko8352]

Sin 27 is Wrong because Egssie was talking with the agent and the agent said he was rlly good at gymnastics. he practised 3 yrs .

[@MagoDSnowman]

To be fair, Kentucky IS the villain playground of the US

[@ink1931]

Are you sure it's not Tennessee?

[@StarRider587]

Doki Doki Horonigaidesu Gumiworm Z Or Washington D.C.? I mean, with all those lizard people and everything.

[@ThatSinghSaransh]

+Doki Doki Horonigaidesu Gumiworm Z Nah that's where I hang my hat.

[@hannahsmart4494]

The clipboard is just a tablet in disguise, that didn't really deserve the sin

[@18T220]

Feel like I've seen this video already..

[@cunt666]

You probably have

[@shawklan27]

Re upload pal

[@egillandrason6926]

~Deja-Vu~

[@jacobkern2060]

Yeah, weird, isn't it?

[@IlllIIIlllIIIlll]

18T220 a glitch in the matrix

[@gtaacsoliddude3230]

'Manners…maketh…man' Words for life 👊respect

[@SuperRD96]

I'm getting a sudden case of Deja Vu, was this video re uploaded?

[@calebblackburn6305]

Yeah, Fox took the older video down for audio reasons.

[@shawklan27]

👍

[@quadrel2453]

Yogi RD It was re-uploaded, thats the joke. He should've waiting until April 1st tho

[@MrDarth151]

Zettabeam62 Not really. Automatic youtube claim system means they don't even know they took it down.

[@LucianThorus]

Yogi RD On a side note what is the appropriate ammount of time for the logos ? I mean what is the maximum ammount lets say for logos in a movie.

[@Nyuum]

"Manners Maketh Man"

[@omarelfalafly7207]

Savitar Do you know what that means?!

[@mimo741_]

+omar ali then let me teach you a lesson

[@stephen19590]

If anyone didn’t Id kill them myself

[@niiphox93]

dlrz ^throws glass at british wanker^

[@kimjagna-an9505]

Are we all going to stand here all day? Or are we going to fight?

[@ryanhirsch3505]

You should have put in a what's in your wallet joke

[@rebelspartan3714]

I see what u did there XD

[@Psycokiller338]

Whaths in your wallet?

[@heisen-bones]

lol... I get it now!

[@oliverhooper435]

7:50 when watching this film Colin Firth climbs over some collapsed church pews then when he walks out of the church all pews are the same standing up

[@BasilOmoriFan]

I don`t know about you, but I loved this movie.

[@StarRider587]

Gumball He doesn't only sin movies he doesn't like. He sinned Incredibles and he said in the description that he thinks it's one of the best animated films of all time. They also liked Gravity and they sinned that.

[@cappuccino-1721]

They liked this movie to, he says it's fun in the video

[@yasmeenkassam410]

Gumball I LOVE IT TOO

[@CT--gs1wj]

he sin lots of movies, im sure there are some that he likes/enjoys watching too. I also loved it too.

[@pforgottonsoul]

+Gumball i just watched it last night on netflix and i loved it.

[@pulsefull7248]

You forgot that after the first fight in the pub he closed the door and then and then walked out without opening the locks

[@omarelfalafly7207]

Thatcher Himself I noticed that as well from the first time I watched the movie

[@ajd4909]

you can hear them being clicked open tho i swear

[@pyroquill1989]

Naw thats not a sin, thats just Harry xD

[@MegaGralha]

Cluster Charge set

[@tylerbowie7252]

Yup i noticed that

[@SlimyGreenSlime]

I'd like to see either the Harry Potter videos or the Lord of the Rings ones recounted. As far as regular Sins go, I'd like more Disney movies.

[@MrTREEHUNTER22]

I'd like to see all the old ones that he barely sinned on

[@DaveyDDial1]

ForgettableNPC CinemaSins do not redo videos. This video was re-uploaded because of an issue.

[@nobodyimportant2470]

DaveyDDial1 In the description they asked what people would like to see recounted. Joke or not, he is getting what he asked for.

[@DaveyDDial1]

NobodyImportant The description has said recounted forever. Literally every video asks what movie's sins you'd like to see recounted. And Jeremy has said that they don't re-do their videos when asked if they'd recount some of the older movies in the previous fast-paced style they used to do.

[@Thermalions]

NobodyImportant I suspect you are confusing the intended meaning. I suspect Jeremy's using (a): a) Recount: to relate in detail b) Recount: to count again

[@mrcooldude90210]

@5:12 They predicted Donald Trump serving McDonald's to the Clemson football team. I demand a sin removal

[@Milamberinx]

I demand a hundred sins added

[@georgememmott4398]

@@Milamberinx ?

[@Milamberinx]

@@georgememmott4398 good point well made, I've certainly learnt a lot, nice chatting with you.

[@georgememmott4398]

@@Milamberinx aight no problem

[@zacharymartin4749]

If they aimed for his legs it would do nothing his suit is bulletproof

[@fantasmaassassino0]

Zachary Martin he would still drop to the ground in pain. Bullet-proof doesn't mean pain-proof.

[@Daxter609]

And at the range and how many of them are firing at bullet-proof isn't really bullet-proof anymore

[@hud5307]

Ffs, he has an umbrella that can stop bullets and shoot. Why wouldn't the suit have similar properties

[@Clarity_Control]

Shadow - SixThree You have common sense.

[@bonk1398]

But they didn't know that

[@Wistbacka]

Nice one but here are some things I think didn't deserve sins, and should infact remove sins: The fact that the movie acknowledges the stupidity of Bond-villains -1 sin The head-pop montage was equally amazing as the church fight-scene from a artistic point of view -5 sins

[@Genesis23OPB]

the head explosion thingy was just for humor, to make it harmless and appauling to younger audiences, instead of being 18plus

[@jacksoneaton5093]

Genesis23OPB i'm pretty sure it was because Valentine doesn't like blood.

[@GabrielIgnacio]

Genesis23OPB The movie has an R rating so I doubt it's to appeal to younger audiences.

[@Genesis23OPB]

no idea what R rating means but as long there is no blood in a movie its basically for 12 yr olds. way more audience than being 18plus

[@Genesis23OPB]

i did, probably more often than you and that small bits of blood are not even close to an 18+ rated movie. that bit of red mist and the few drops are not worth mentioning

[@Genesis23OPB]

no idea, but a tarantino film is much more violent than this one ever was. the guy at the beginning that gets cut in half? almost no blood, just a red line that shows what has happened to him. so it goes for the whole movie, the blood is there, but very suptile. makes sense. less blood means lower rating, which means more possible audience. and this movie seems perfect for teens because it has action and humor. look at mad max for example. quite a lot of shooting and violence, but almost no visible blood.

[@oneproudpeacock6901]

10:20 that was a mind-blowing experience!

[@gokulakrishnankathavarayan]

Literally

[@johnniewalker39]

Underrated comment!!

[@icehot900]

That took a second lmao

[@ghouljoex8744]

Can Samuel jackson get a sin off for the lisp

[@sujiliuu]

ghouljoe x IT BUGS ME SO HARD

[@continuousself-improvement1879]

No, the lisp is an extra sin. Or several sins.

[@lukasadamson6091]

Probably they were going for the "outcast nerd who had a lisp and no friends and became a super villian" route.

[@kieoluveio2170]

You think they did THAT... in a movie that basically set out to fuck all the usual action movie tropes.... k.

[@kieoluveio2170]

Also, nothing about any of that was mentioned. To come to that conclusion is a bit much of a stretch... even for the internet.

[@CommanderCharms]

The most annoying thing about the first part of this cinemasins is that the whole pub scene along with the the cringe about Eggsy's name and the BBC News scene is because this movie is a bit more relateable to the British people. The whole deal with the pub? Probably because it's the cheapest place to drink in the local area and who's going to turn down a drink because some arseholes are drinking there aswell? The rest can speak for themselves but the whole lack of faith part like the train scene is objectionable because you aren't going to be unfazed by the fact that you're tied to a fucking train track!

[@robinlovell1617]

You are right. The pub scenes need to have all their sins removed, they shouldn't be sinned just because the reviewer doesn't understand life in the seedier parts of Sarf Landon. All that stuff completely resonates. Also, the sin for him being good at 'parkour' - well its explained in the first pub scene that Eggsy (great choice of authentic British nickname) excelled at gymnastics, as well as being a Marine. Remove a sin. Finally, someone else here commented on the fashion choice Eggsy wears - buttoned up polo. Anywhere in inner-city Britain, you will see yoofs dressed exactly that way. But it wasn't officially sinned so hmmmmmok.

[@Speedojesus]

+Xenith XVI Eggsy isn't even his real name I'm pretty sure. I think they say his real name or mention that it's his nickname somewhere in the movie.

[@CommanderCharms]

Speedojesus Yeah I know.

[@Shaplein]

+Speedojesus Yeah, his name is Gary

[@Justagirlwithasmile]

+Xenith XVI They always do this though- it's part of the joke the reviewers constantly sin things for being "un-American" like the metric system, because 'Murica.

[@yuhmxxa6261]

technically, they could of shot at Eggsy in the tunnel scene and not hurt him if they aimed for his back because the suit is bullet proof, remember?

[@yuhmxxa6261]

Also, he was a gymnast that is why he could do parkour...learn your facts mate

[@yuhmxxa6261]

ALSO, The race of the rich people in England is majorly white; it would stick out like a sore thumb if they added someone of color to the recruits. Which you would probably add a sin for anyway.

[@LoopyLaloo]

Yass... finally! Spot on!

[@Mikewee777]

+LeeAnn King , that's not what the Muslims there tell me. ;)

[@Fishfingers232]

+LeeAnn Body armour doesn't magically give you the ability to just shrug off bullets. Getting struck by a bullet with body armour on can be like a massive punch and will wind you/knock you down/injure you.

[@danielthemaniel7934]

I like how he mentioned that Eggsy broke the necklace instead of taking it off in the interrogation room but didn't mention how remembered to say "Oxfords not Brogues" when calling the number on the back of the necklace. As if he'd never forget the random secret codewords a strange man told his mother while he was sitting playing with a snowglobe and not paying attention.

[@nicolesong6199]

THE LAST SEVERAL SECONDS KILLED ME

[@Wolfsbanesbite]

Kings speech

[@angelomordini6779]

They always get me

[@hassanahmed7202]

Correction all eggsy had to do when he entered the Kingsman shop at 8:23was find the meeting room which was itself inside the Kingsman store so he would not have to do any biometric scans since he did not need to take a secret elevator.

[@throwaway8133]

Smacking Mark Hamill for no reason... LMAO

[@elsiecreations9974]

05:57 I disagree that Eggsy should have known the train tracks wasn’t life-threatening. He was on assignment with Roxy and Charlie at a bar when he passed out and woke to find himself tied to a train track in a place he knows not. Then a stranger shows up with a knife and a train comes barreling in your direction. It’s definitely reasonable to think that your life is in danger.

[@maxpowers4889]

When Captain America uses his mighty Shield wait what umbrella?

[@OsvaldoChannel1]

then all of those who oppose his umbrella must yield?

[@M4A1BestGirl]

Bulletproof Mary Poppins lol

[@BigBongly]

Wtf why is this re uploaded? Did the company that owns the movie throw a massive hissy fit?

[@admiralkebob3245]

Yes

[@DrKelbo]

He's re-counting it read the description

[@svnhddbst8968]

kelly charlton i read the description and don't see anything useful other than contact info, please help me see what i seem to be missing horribly.

[@RenegadeShepTheSpacer]

kelly charlton That doesn't mean he's literally recounting the sins. It's in every one of his videos.

[@usernamejb69]

Xx_Wolf king98_xX cant have been an accident that its re uploaded its the same goddamn title with "(-deja vu) added to the end

[@britneytran3110]

1:55 before the fight against the agent and the punks. The kingsman agent locked the three latches on the door. After the fight he walks out casually. Forgetting that he locked it

[@edwardake1256]

Nope. He opens only one of the doors and you can hear at least one lock being slid open before that (I'm going to assume the lock across the two doors has recently been oiled).

[@sebastiansanchezleon920]

yeah i saw that too

[@plumrains5010]

I absolutely loved these movies. I knew early on it wasnt going to be totally serious.. So I just sat back, took off my movie critic glasses and just enjoyed the characters and the humor.. Tilde was my favorite.

[@josuesilva9485]

Can you do Zombieland

[@MidwesternCoon]

Right

[@frankfontaine9974]

Yeeess, Jeremy. YAAAAASSSSS

[@akashtayi2182]

Do chappie too

[@ao1soldier]

Yosuke Hanamura YESSSSSSS

[@JacksonSadinsky]

Yosuke Hanamura ZOMBIELAND

[@sebastientherocker]

I fucking live this movie. Again.

[@Naing2lin]

I love living movies too

[@eighteen-naked-cowboys]

I like to think we all get lost in a good film and live the movie. 😇

[@TheMemzie99]

Naing Lin maybe we might be misunderstanding, what if he's an actual Kingsman and we're being sarcastic?

[@conorstrack552]

TheMemzie99 Than he is the worst spy ever.

[@SV67943]

Spartan 3G Never heard of hiding in plain sight?

[@aidancordani9628]

Love the channel. But the parkour master thing is clearly proven when you find out he was a skilled gymnast before his dad died

[@glitter_smack016]

Aidan cordani after not before he was too young when his dad died

[@theplaystationimmortal8805]

It's strange how the second movie say he survived getting shot in the face when you clearly see everything blows out the back of his head

[@alucardvigilatedismas2868]

Kingsman is a colourful, mind blowing movie about how power can get to your head.

[@aarshpatel2000]

Btw the punching of the 2 way glass is actually very possible as that room is about 2000-5000 cubic feet of water which has the pressure 2 atmospheres and that's about 28.2 psi

[@jetlag3260]

Intergalactic Gamer omg you are amazing

[@Clarity_Control]

Nobody likes a smart ass except other smart asses.

[@notAshildr]

I'm just amazed that he actually did the math... (or was ballsy enough to just invent random numbers and hope that noone would notice)

[@GaryKetchum808]

Well it depends on how T H I C C the glass was right?

[@terabera3390]

Right, which means either the water would have broke the glass alone or the punches at 1mph were going to do nothing to the glass that could stand the water. This movie implies that the glass was exactly tailored to stand exactly that much water and not a pound more force. Worst engineering ever.

[@joshuasingleton9297]

“Whitest Recruitment Ever” 😂

[@willowarmstrong7433]

I agree with this completely apart from a few. 1. In the pub with Galahad it was mentioned that he was an Olympic level gymnast so the parkour scene doesn't deserve a sin 2. The chips explode with colour because Valentine hates blood and this movie is just like that not taking itself seriously 3. I think the church scene deserves at least 15 sins off because its simply epic. 4.In the church scene when the hand grenade explodes it takes Galahad out of the trance from the chips for a second and he realises what he's doing until the ringing in his ears stops from the explosion and he can hear the signal again where he goes back into the murderous mindset so I think that deserves a sin or 2 off for detail 5. It avoided the "Get with the closest female you have trained with for quite a while and that you have had multiple dangerous encounters with" Cliche 6. Even if they did shoot at Eggsy's legs and feet in that scene it wouldn't matter as the suits are bulletproof If anyone has any arguments against it please let me know! :)