Everything Wrong With The Legend of Tarzan

Here's a live-action Tarzan sequel/reboot/thing that has likable actors in it but still manages to be somewhere between bad and just boring. This jungle is full of sins.
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[@CeeCeeB.]

"Aaaaand...my wife says this is a good movie now" Lmaoooo

[@wisekong6371]

Tarzan is team kong

[@rickycarrillo7821]

That "where is your honor" scene is without a doubt the best scene in the movie, and it would have been 1000x better if it was about that

[@TomSNC]

Ricky Carrillo Yes!

[@rickycarrillo7821]

ajt222 ... ok that was actually kind of funny. Not gonna lie

[@metazoxan2]

Instead it's just awkwardly shoe horned in during the climax.

[@ErikeAbbegale]

Metazoxan Dexall True, but it does serve as a pretty good reminder that Djimon Honsou was an Oscar-nominated actor for his role in Blood Diamond!

[@Firestrike0]

I think that guy is Hanzo

[@nttiv7725]

Dijimon Honsou is such an underrated actor... This man performs his ass off in every movie no matter how bad it is.... give this man his own movie already

[@MoonchildOfDarkness]

*YOU HEARD THE LAWD*

[@rajkothari5086]

Soloman Vandy

[@Locadel2003]

I absolutely agree. He was in masterpieces like Amistad & gladiator. And he put good performances in Blood diamonds & In America. Also I am happy he was in Furious 7 & guardians of the galaxy. Or also decent little movies like tomb raider & deep rising. I am happy now he was in Acquaman, captain marvel, a quiet place 2 & the king’s man. Underrated black actor. He need more recognition

[@youngsirzo]

@@Locadel2003 he was in Shazam not Aquaman but I agree

[@jointhearumanati8574]

@Shaquille bb. B b. B. B. B b. B. Bbbbb bb. B. B bb. B. B. B bbbb. Nj n

[@TheBeanBerryGuru]

This movie really flew under the radar. Literally no one talked about this film.

[@watchoasis3148]

TheEliteSarcasmForce cause it's shit lol

[@hintwater7839]

I didn't know it existed until I saw this video.

[@estebanrosa8635]

Lack of confidence from the studio = no marketing. Look at suicide Squad, it's even worse than Tarzan but thanks to the marketing and the hype it made back its budget and then some.

[@thatwhichsmashes8261]

...... Your opinion as a movie critic is now completely invalid.....

[@TheMAO17]

I know. It's a real damn shame. Despite this video, I still like the movie. It sucks it didn't make more in the box office. Seriously, Tarzan was awesome in this movie, despite the flaws people will no doubt point out in the movie.

[@JamesRevan]

Sealing wounds with ants is actually a legitimate procedure. You take soldiers from an ant colony and let them bite the wound, then you rip off their bodies. That kind of seal is surprisingly solid.

[@EVO6-]

what jungle masochist discovered that?

[@darKILLusionnn]

I think you are just as likely to die from infection if you let an ant bite into your wound though :/

[@DeosPraetorian]

natives

[@Oodain]

no clue, the same dude that discovered kopi luwak coffee? though that may just have been an accidental discovery by a fecal fetishist.

[@irtc-ireadthecomments2436]

I'll just go ahead and bleed to death. K? K.

[@josemarianotejada4283]

Am I the only one who instead of watching movies which I am not interested just waits until Cinema Sins uploads a video resuming the whole movie? XD

[@vanyadolly]

Bitch, me too! The fuck.

[@stargazingskeleton5917]

Ditto!

[@Shaibana]

cinemasins makes alot more sense after watching the movie imo

[@leo99991]

Me too

[@trod146]

Shut the fuuuck uuuuupppp!!!!! These attention whore comments begging for likes are so fucking pathetic!!! "I have no friends and my family doesn't like me so I write copy&paste Top Comments that I see on KZbin desperately hoping that I will get top comment too and replies that will make me feel like I have actual friends like they are making conversation with me the way friends would do"...... You're fucking pathetic you fucking loser!

[@spartanhawk7637]

Ants actually were used by Mayans, Incas, Aztecs, and 18th century explorers as a form of suture. The ant would be coaxed into biting the wound together. Afterwards, the ants would have their bodies twisted off and the ants would stay in place with a death grip on the gash. This skill is still taught to people in certain survival training camps.

[@spartanhawk7637]

mic drop

[@thesun5275]

His problem isn't that they were used His problem was the fact how they were not sterilized and in a place like the African jungle Tarzan didn't wind up getting a fucking infection from it

[@f.k6920]

@@thesun5275 1. how did he expect Tarzan to sterilise anything in this situation? 2. Tarzan grew up in the jungle it is not wild to assume that he has built-up some resistance to infection, he grew up there.

[@jcace13]

I forgot this existed and now wish to forget all over again.

[@7Poetica]

is your picture from Catherine?

[@jcace13]

Yes, it's Thomas Mutton come to remove the dreams of this movie and replace them with block puzzles.

[@myman8336]

It's actually pretty good, but ok..

[@thebiskids8110]

Twice Once why the movie was awesome...

[@0Quiwi0]

The ant stitching is an actual thing. It wouldn't survive that kind of abuse, but still. A real thing.

[@amybrown1823]

Confession time: I low key loved this movie. It was by no means perfect or complex, but it never claimed to be. It was nice to turn off my brain and watch a good looking shirtless man run around the forest.

[@daisy4348]

The ants make sense you can use a certain type of ants by making them clamp down and pulling off their bodies. It makes good stitches if you don't have actual stitches

[@daisy4348]

You should remove the ants sins

[@LadyTanyaNY]

I think he was just pointing out that Sam L. Jackson's character should have cleaned the wound first. But yes, some ants can be used for stitches.

[@coolwhiprofl]

+Lady Tanya No he sinned it twice. Specifically the "omg ants instead of stitches!!". Very stupid. He bothered to google "ping pong" but not the ants.

[@Navianya]

GregariousGuy22 they are, I read about it in a book

[@dreamsicle3113]

I thought I'd hate it but I actually really enjoy the characters and their relationships. I'll never forget with how the chief died with pride standing on his feet and I love the family Tarzan and Jane found in the tribe he grew up with.

[@antonidziedzic3418]

Please, do Everything Wrong With Monthy Python and the Holy Grail

[@Saladismyenemy]

There is nothing wrong with that movie.

[@philsenberggoatman621]

Barney Ja'Crispy love your name, sal

[@jinglejanglers7656]

Barney Ja'Crispy precisely.

[@philsenberggoatman621]

Barney Ja'Crispy lets talk

[@Gemnist98]

They don't do comedies. And that movie is my favorite comedy movie ever. So...

[@MasterCharlie104]

My mum was an extra in this movie. And that was literally the only reason my family went to see it. And of course the few bits of footage she was in must have been cut out making it a colossal waste of our money and time.

[@charmandyorton006]

On the one hand, that's awesome a family member of yours got to feature! On the other hand, how dare they cut out that footage?!

[@adamgray1753]

Hopefully y'all got have some popcorn and drinks at the very least, MasterCharlie104; didn't y'all?

[@MasterCharlie104]

Adam Gray Yeah, unfortunately cinema drinks are just as expensive as the fucking tickets.

[@adamgray1753]

Yeah they are. Yet people go ballistic when you sneak in some cheaper food in. At least you had that, MasterCharlie104.

[@irtc-ireadthecomments2436]

Pff yeah! I would NEVER DO THAT. Who even DOES THAT? Not this guy! That's for sure. >.>;

[@PassTheMarmalade1957]

I was sitting here wondering why there wasn't a sin for the fact that Jane is American in this movie instead of English. Turns out that in the original Edgar Rice Burroughs novels, Jane *was,* in fact, American.

[@PassTheMarmalade1957]

The huge Tarzan franchise made by MGM back in the 30s and 40s (plus a couple of remakes in the 50s and 80s,) also made Jane English.

[@Primeval1bob]

Because proper English prat's are more interesting than plain American speaking characters

[@bennu547]

Oh well I guess that makes sense seeing that Jane was originally American not English. I didn’t know that

[@TheReZisTLust]

@@Primeval1bob that's racist

[@Primeval1bob]

@@TheReZisTLust no it's not, that's just truth. I'm just a plain jane American, so I can honestly say we're boring. I hate it when folks think everything anyone says is totally racist, when modern films and the so called realists of today have desensitized everyone into thinking everyone is exactly the same. We are NOT the same, not in the sense that we could all be the same people and do the exact same things. I could never be the queen of England, and you could never be an fbi agent. Why?? Cause you're on KZbin, for one thing. When your mommy and daddy and people you choose to look up to sugarcoat your lessons in life, you don't even get a glimpse at how heartless life can be when you're getting a lavish lifestyle handed to you and you go thinking everyone is on the same playing field and everything is just hunky dory. And I'm not saying I've experienced the worst life has to offer, and I'm not saying you personally were born with a silver spoon in your mouth. But anybody that worries about someone being the least bit "racist" probably needs to get out more. I'd rather be an African chick or a Mexican with a ridiculous sense of humor, anything would be better than an ugly white girl with bad teeth

[@Negolash]

You ruined movies for me. I can't watch them anymore, all i can see are sins..

[@_C66]

The One same here lol... Though i do admit it's kinds fun :D

[@iKadaj]

I'm hearing mental dings in real-life situations by this point.

[@_C66]

Danny Cam even better lel :D that rarely happens with me

[@NadoKahn]

Comment Cliche #19: "I can only seen the sins in things because of you" as if being able to notice a movie's flaws instead of falling for all their amateur tricks is a bad thing. DING

[@marshallzane7735]

The One Congrats. You now watch movies like an intellectual human now

[@JCJacket09]

I came into this movie with low expectations, and I ended up loving it. Best movie surprise for me so far this year

[@maticant]

5:05 A moment of pure CinemaSins self-sarcasm awesomeness that I can't do without on KZbin.

[@rhodrage]

It's not always raining in england. Just today it hailed too.

[@batt3ryac1d]

Ant stitches are legit. I think some ants are actually a little anti bacterial too. It's a legit technique and quite cool.

[@TheGoldenDunsparce]

Only other movie I remember ant stitches in is Apocalypto, but that was because the mother and son HAD to use ants for stitches because they fell into an inescapable hole. In this movie, you'd think they'd know Tarzan would get wounded, and so they should have brought some medical supplies.

[@batt3ryac1d]

***** yeah. Mel Gibson is a cunt but he directed a hell of a movie.

[@TheGoldenDunsparce]

batt3ryac1d Oooh yeah! XD

[@aumkar2]

Oh, no you didn't just call Margot Robbie "Discount Lindsay Lohan" Biggest sin ever

[@jasonbourne4283]

aumkar chandan yeasss

[@Ntwadumela266]

aumkar chandan she's not that good an actress though

[@ssharkbait]

mc_macapaca but shes not as bad as lindsay lohan.

[@thirdperson9030]

mc_macapaca She can't do accents.

[@biologicalstepdad9082]

she seemed fine doing an american accent in suicide squad.

[@charmandyorton006]

1999's Tarzan is my favourite Disney Renaissance film. Best animation, pacing, plot structure, themes, poignant scenes, songs, and justification for the talking animal trope, as well as a father-figure character that had a lot more screen time and substance when compared to Mufasa of The Lion King. The chemistry between the two love interests made the most sense (it wasn't the most developed because it wasn't the main focus unlike in Beauty and the Beast), and the movie had zero reliance on magic!

[@samuellawrencesbookclub8250]

At last! A mild-mannered, well-argued comment on KZbin! What is this madness?

[@charmandyorton006]

Thank you, Samuel Lawrence Lawrence, that really makes me feel honoured!

[@Navesblue]

Good show everyone!

[@charmandyorton006]

Dudebro13454 Bro I meant Kerchak, Kala's mate and the leader of the gorilla troop that Tarzan follows in the movie.

[@charmandyorton006]

It's just that Mufasa feels too aware of of the dangers surrounding the Pride Lands for my taste, and he also isn't shown or referenced as having faced adversity far out in the Outlands such as losing touch with its inhabitants and/or finding that an animal close to him was murdered by one of the Outlands' kind, for instance. (A movie about Mufasa's history with the "shadowy place" and taking the throne would make a great prequel, though.) You could say that Mufasa felt too omnipresent even prior to becoming a ghost from being butchered by Scar and the screenwriters dangerously close to the beginning of The Lion King. Kerchak to me felt like he had more of a purpose as to why he was so authoritative. He wanted the best for the little troop he had which reflected only a MINUSCULE amount of animals in Tarzan's dirtier, harsher and more unpredictable version of Africa. Sabor was word-of-mouth enough for Kerchak to be aware of how dangerous she was when Kala brought up the fact that Tarzan was alone without parents to protect him, bringing Kerchak to allow Tarzan to stay under Kala's care. Kerchak had never seen a human before he had seen Tarzan as an infant, so he called awareness to the truth Tarzan not being of their kind before coming to agree with Kala on these terms. When Kerchak walks through the camp set up by Clayton and company, it feels so unnatural and unfamiliar to him that he orders the troop, including Tarzan, to "avoid the strangers, do not let them see you and do not seek them out." When Tarzan objects during the meeting saying that the humans meant no harm, Kerchak states out loud that he doesn't know them and isn't willing to risk the safety of the family by going near them. After Tarzan reveals to Kerchak that the jungle is his home, Kerchak asks Tarzan to forgive him for not understanding that Tarzan had always been one of the troop, which initiates Kerchak's acceptance of Tarzan as his son. Unlike Simba during the Hakuna Matata phase, Tarzan wasn't so lazy that he had to get awareness of his homelands' predicament by an old friend of his and the ghost of his father: He was told about the trade goals of Clayton and got a shotgun-charge to the stomach in his one-time pursuit of the shores of England to be with Jane. Privileged old Mufasa's life was perfect to the point where he never argued with his mate or disapproved of his spoiled-rotten brat of a prince, whereas Kerchak realistically argued with Kala and expressed dissatisfaction with a human who had known nothing but the jungle as his home and was seriously desperate to find acceptance as an ape-man. Sabor was also a household (or treehousehold) name to Kerchak and Kala because she murdered their biological offspring.

[@DalekDestroyer]

PLEASE DO EVERYTHING WRONG WITH SAUSAGE PARTY.

[@herbeyspucturs8925]

It's so innapropriate do not watch it specially your kuds our lil' bro or sis

[@herbeyspucturs8925]

But i still wanna see the Everything wrong

[@adrienr.8]

DalekDestroyer 2016 This movie was so bad, and the trailers were so misleading

[@adrienr.8]

Glen tennis Don't show this to kids you fool! It's NOT APPROPRIATE FOR KIDS AT ALL

[@DalekDestroyer]

JordisWierd YLD I've seen it.

[@Tazzie1312]

There's also London, Ontario! Also did that say diamonds? Wasn't diamonds the plot of George of the Jungle? XD

[@Tazzie1312]

Also Pete's dragon and Tarzen have almost exactly the same shot of someone jumping off a cliff, at least in the trailers. Kinda sick of it.

[@professordeportugadoyt113]

Tazzie1312 Vc chamou ele de otário? kkkkl

[@fozziebear62]

Tazzie1312 Also Warcraft

[@professordeportugadoyt113]

Tazzie1312 pq ele eh otário seu vadeo?

[@schnitzelmegapixel]

yooo shout out to my fellow londoner!

[@sambeawesome]

Djimon is such a freaking good actor.

[@TomSNC]

sambeawesome Yea!

[@remembertotakeshowerspleas355]

He just keeps getting wasted.

[@darKILLusionnn]

He also doesn't age apparently.

[@Tomatowormprince]

Arutemisu Black don't crack.

[@hedrack08]

+Kenan Tutsi Beat me to it.

[@MegaSoulHero]

So when is Everything Wrong With Suicide Squad?

[@pyramidscheme5604]

MegaSoulhero they probably will do it soon, they all hated the movie so it's gonna happen eventually

[@yudhabagaskara98]

might be the first sin of 2017

[@gaslightingsquidward9258]

MegaSoulhero Everything is wrong with Suicide Squad,100% serious

[@elijahmalachi3550]

That and Deadpool

[@droddfellow3926]

MegaSoulhero Yea get all over grill face, I mean joker?

[@TheOnlyGimmeturben]

Am i the only one who think this looks like a film student got really lucky and got to direct a film and a huge budget

[@asheslegends2576]

A NERDY film student

[@cjboyo]

2 things: 1) the ants/stitches this is actually realistic 2) when is DEADPOOL

[@caitybalcom3664]

yeah i heard/read something a few years ago that actually says ants make great stitches in survival situations, was happy to see i was one of the people who knew that when the scene came up.

[@bigbruno2232]

1 yeah that looked pretty prosthetic. 2 never Deadpool is unsinnable it already points out its sins.

[@c.r2135]

Clara Kolterman It reminds me of that crazy apocalyptic Mel Gibson film, a woman uses ants to close her son's wound after a rock fell on his leg. Really cool movie.

[@cjboyo]

Caity Balcom ya, they're called carpenter ants

[@DaveDexterMusic]

They probably were prosthetics. Point is, it's a realistic depiction of a real thing.

[@ComedyBros5]

I've always said Djimon Hounsou is always the villain in his movies, and he's type-cast as that kind of character now because of it. He deserves so much more recognition and a lot more different roles.

[@yospankdawg]

The one that always bugged me was how Tarzan kicks a guy through the wall of the train, and when Samuel L. Jackson looks the wrong way out the hole at him.

[@lymrickcheshire2031]

actually this followed the book a lot more then any other Tarzan movie I've seen yet...

[@lymrickcheshire2031]

except he doesn't marry Jane, she married his cousin, John Clayton

[@Famous_Author_John]

I really think this needs more likes, because I think that's what the majority of people who watched this movie, like my family and I did, were expecting. Nothing wrong with following the novel, but with how badly Disney seemingly butchered their interpretation and how big a company Disney is, it's sort of the expectation people had in mind with it.

[@lymrickcheshire2031]

Yes, the movie really is more of the second book, but all the flashbacks were the first novel. Other than Jane's story line which is completely wrong, I think they did an okay job. It was by no means perfect and really not the best structure but it was better than the versions that came before it and it was an enjoyable film, unlike its animated predecessor.

[@Hollyclown]

To be fair, ants are used as makeshift staples for wounds.

[@Werevampiwolf]

Those ant stitches are a real thing. That species has an amazingly strong bite, and if you cut their heads off while they're biting, their jaws stay locked and hold the wound closed. It's in the category of "it works, but you shouldn't try it unless you have no other choice"

[@itsDjjayyArt]

Interesting

[@Gravedigga63]

Putting Cristoph Waltz in your movie does not automatically make it good. Putting Sam Jackson in your movie does not automatically make it good. Putting Margot Robbie in your movie does not automatically make it good. Remember that every movie yet to be released.

[@murciadoxial8056]

warner should remember that as well...

[@chuckschickbaldtacos]

Murcia doxial Warner Bros puts copyright infringement protection viruses on every single one of their shit movies...don't download torrents of a Warner Bros movie. They should do Ben Hur 2016 next

[@Sonoftutuchoppy]

But they know it'll bring people in to see it.

[@Gravedigga63]

prolet kult Sorry about my name, 14 year old me thought he was a lot cooler than he really was. And does no one give a shit about artistic integrity? The fact that an actor is or is not in a movie should not be it's only selling point, because even the best actors are only as good as the script and director. Christoph Waltz and Sam Jackson are some incredible actors, but production companies assume that because they shined in one role they can just be thrown into anything and make it great, so there's no point in putting any effort into the script. Does it mean it will get more money? Absolutely, but it also means you're left with a shit movie wasting talented actors that will only be enjoyed by people buying a ticket for the express reason of that actor being in it. I understand many production companies couldn't care less about the quality of their film as long as it makes bank, but to me personally, I'll take a movie that actually has some effort put into with nobody actors then a cookie cutter piece of trash with fantastic actors who can't save their film any day of the week.

[@lohzhiean4902]

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[@rawhall1265]

"Djimon doesn't know he's in a shitty movie so he keeps acting the fuck out of his scenes" 😂

[@touriblue]

"Tarzan's parents are Jesus-level carpenters" 😂

[@SCP-469]

It's even funnier by the fact that Jesus WAS a carpenter.

[@biohazard724]

Did Jeremy just call Margot Robbie a discount Lindsey Lohan? The fuck?

[@xgray2012]

Yes, yes he did.

[@DrSmoothlove]

I believe it was a reference to the famous shower scene she did, hence the wet hair comment

[@DDnufcGamer]

GregariousGuy22 I don't think you can make her look plain

[@DDnufcGamer]

***** haha fair enough. I still remember her from Neighbours (Australian soap that my mum watched) and she'll never look 'plainer' than whilst she was in that. (Even then I always thought she looked hot xD) so I guess she never looks plain to me anymore haha. who'd have thought a soap would be good for something Oh and Before you or any other person on the internet searches her Neighbours character up and says "shes a bit young" I was about her age at the time, so I'm not some pervert xD (well the age of her character, no idea how old she actually was haha)

[@DDnufcGamer]

***** haha fair enough. It's always weird when you're older and say it and people look at you like "wtf?". Everyone was young at some point! haha

[@tisme6875]

What I'm curious about is....if Tarzan was found by Jane and company....and Jane was American, taught him to speak n whatnot....then why does Tarzan have a British accent? Like full on from England.......instead of even having still a slight accent from Africa in his dialect, we get a Tarzan that was seemingly born and raised in London, England. Wtf 0,o hahah

[@mqtsprinter93]

Donald Violette holy ****, you're RIGHT! Why does he have a British accent??!? Only thing I can think of is to play the part of a Lord and he wanted to fit in.

[@tisme6875]

True, but still, he should have that African dialect in there somewhere, if not a more Americanized African/British...basically, he just shouldn't have sounded like he was straight up from London his whole life hahahh

[@clairelally5236]

Donald Violette I got the feeling he taught himself to speak like that so he would fit in better in high society.

[@YdenDK]

Well if you've never spoken any kind of african language before english, then you wouldn't have an african accent. I think in this version - like the cartoon - Jane is british

[@isobelduncan]

In the original novel by Edgar Burroughs, Jane is actually English. Plus the actor who plays him (Alexander Skarsgård) is Swedish, so it could be that

[@PinkPorcupine]

Everything right about the movie: Alexander Skarsgård. That’s all I need.

[@bloggerblogg5878]

Yes, and that's why many people went to watch this movie, they want to see him shirtless.

[@artvrl]

and margot robbie**

[@irtc-ireadthecomments2436]

Cinemasins except every time Jeremy dings a sin, the bee movie plays from the beginning and every time they say bee, Jeremy dings for the sin of this meme. Forever. Welcome to hell.

[@Jack-rk7jc]

did he really just call Margot Robbie a discount recently-showered Lindsay Lohan?

[@xgray2012]

yes, he did.

[@AlkisGD]

One day he'll call someone else a discount Margot Robbie. One day he'll look back to this moment with great shame.

[@transorm987]

They actually do use ants to stitch stuff up

[@zayzay9826]

yes, army ants were effectively used as stitches at one point

[@vollsticks]

@@zayzay9826 Seriously? If so, that's...wow. Pretty amazing, actually.

[@aychazyt6987]

They even used it in Apocalypto

[@willmitchell4696]

Do everything wrong with the Bee Movie

[@multiverse735]

YES. YES PLEASE.

[@cbb3480]

Will Mitchell Lol

[@TheLittleSweetGirl96]

and every time there's a sin it should speed up

[@bludj992]

Isn't bee movie like, 10 years old. Why is everyone talking about it now?

[@bigbruno2232]

Cause there's this stupid meme about the movie getting faster everytime bee is said that should not exist.

[@romeosmits5460]

'Fantastic beasts and how to use them to pad your runtime' lmao.

[@cowsgd2549]

Yeah, but whats in YOUR wallet" I died

[@gc5002]

Fantastic Beasts and how to use them to pad your runtime 😂😂😂

[@Nick-mp1zh]

I absolutely loved this movie. Fight me

[@underbruh2750]

Nickolas Marchuk Parking lot, after school.

[@Nick-mp1zh]

UNDERBRU$H You wanna go bro? Let's broscrap bro

[@Dargonhuman]

You and me, one on one, 4 pm. If I'm not there after five minutes, start without me.

[@LiaManila]

+Dargonhuman Nickolas, UNDERBU$h, Dargonhuman go the principals office immediately

[@Dargonhuman]

+Iia Manila Psh, please, I've been to the principal's office so many times I have my own reserved seat with an engraved plaque on it.

[@truedcfanshatethedceu2269]

gotta love how the comment section is all "why isn't jane British" then followed by "because she was American in the book"

[@hadeed4534]

I will fart on your shin if you dont do everything wrong with sausage party

[@ihavenoideawhatimdoingwith5697]

OMG YES PLEASE

[@tristansmith1768]

Sausage Queef pleeease

[@SillyMind69]

Sausage Queef But there was nothing wrong with Sausage Party.

[@cyborgcreeper2496]

SillyMind69 exactly

[@ktony859]

Haha! Seriously though, the movie is begging for it.

[@LeechWife]

Phew, another disaster of a movie I don't have to watch..

[@malemuffin64]

How old are you kid? Haha pathetic piece of shit with bad taste

[@christoeurban9761]

the movie was incredibly horrible only zombies were entertained by this garbage

[@Aric_EPU]

Yeah you're 10 years old, the movie was fucking horrible, a solid 1/10, 4 different stories going on at once, how none of shit made any sense, more of a sequel to the nonexistent first movie, every bit of it was trash EXCEPT for the bullet-ant scene and the Tarzan V Tribe guy, don't even remember his name, are the ONLY good scenes.

[@BenitoChackoBB]

The movie wasn't a really good movie, but it was not terrible. If you just want a popcorn movie to get your mind off of life, the movie works just fine. If you judge a movie like a critic, well then, this is not your movie. The movie is a fun movie to watch, not a movie that is trying to get an oscar.

[@babynargacuga6736]

Cinema Sins makes every movie look disastrous, even the ones that are actually really good. I personally wouldn't trust their reviews.

[@mksabourinable]

So let me get this straight: they are making live action remakes of all the Disney classics, and all of them are basically the exact same plot as the cartoon - except the one with the plot best suited for a live action movie?!

[@Melanie-jy2nw]

Based on the book series. Not the Disney movie. Disney movie changed the novels

[@connorrich6614]

@@Melanie-jy2nw The Legend of Tarzan book is an incredible read for its time. I really enjoyed the live action of this movie.

[@jarlhenrik]

"Discount recently showered Lindsay Lohan" was a bigger burn than anything else in this video..

[@Nugnugnug]

Jesus was kind of a crappy carpenter. Sure, he fed the multitudes and was great at parties, but he never built a single house. Or even a chair.

[@TheGoldenDunsparce]

Thought only his dad was a carpenter. Jesus was just a humanitarian or something.

[@Nugnugnug]

Joseph probably taught him some stuff, because... f*ck, Joseph probably had _something_ to do with his un-son's upbringing. But we never hear anything about Jesus building... anything. Not even a birdhouse.

[@bowlaboy3]

It was a fall back career lol. Something to keep him busy as a teenager saying you're doing something and part of the community when really you weren't just to keep you from getting exiled haha

[@Nugnugnug]

That actually makes a kind of sense.

[@cidneyshanks3283]

I actually never thought about that...

[@alternateendingsandedits6854]

I love how even cinema sins can’t help but point out how handsome Christoph waltz is

[@_XR40_]

Actually, Tarzan _is_ a registered Trademark, and you do need that little circled R. - If only to remind people.. See, people keep thinking that the copyright must have expired by now, leaving Tarzan in the "Public Domain", but ER Burroughs was smarter than that. Trademarks don't expire - Ever. The only reason Tarzana, CA exists is because Burroughs created it.

[@sjhmagic1]

Trademarks expire every 10 years.

[@_XR40_]

sjhmagic1 If you insist. However, copyright still has a limit on the number of times it can be renewed. "...Unlike patents and copyrights, trademarks do not expire after a set term of years. Trademark rights come from actual “use”. Therefore, a trademark can last forever - ...... A trademark registration can also last forever - so long as you file specific documents and pay fees at regular intervals...." If you really want to argue the difference between a trademark and a "Registered" trademark, fine - But that's just pointless quibbling that doesn't change anything. There is no law requiring that a trademark be registered. The point was that back in the late 60s certain publishers assumed that the copyright had expired and started re-publishing the novels. This resulted in the novels being put out by Ace, Ballantine and a couple other publishers simultaneously. (Same thing happened with Lord of the Rings around the same time) Widespread confusion was the least of the problems this caused. Having worked in the publishing industry for a number of years, I can guarantee that every few years some bright-eyed young writer thinks that Tarzan _has to be_ Public Domain by now and that they can use the character themselves. Some editors and publishers are dumb enough to think they're right (Though they have no excuse for _their_ ignorance) and a novel will get as far as being printed as a "proof" and sent out to reviewers.

[@sjhmagic1]

XR40 Copyrights last near hundred years. Then they become public domain. Its the reason why Disney tried to get a special copyright for Micky Mouse. Its funny. If you research about the air pirates story you should run into it.

[@_XR40_]

sjhmagic1 Copyright laws have recently been changed. It used to be the maximum was 70 years. (Original copyright and 1 renewal) The change was because originally copyright was to protect the creator' rights. It's been altered for the benefit of corporations (that tend to live longer than people and have better lawyers and lobbyists)

[@sjhmagic1]

That is after the auther is dead. It is still 95 to 120 for corps. And thanks to the change of the law, it can be automatically renewed.

[@DB-ny7nw]

Cinemasins is the new Netflix

[@charmandyorton006]

Except it doesn't comment on the movies it uploads to its stream nor have a comment SECTION for its USERS to comment on the movies it uploads to its stream-- Wait, what's the analogy/comparison being made here?!

[@firemaple3829]

Charmandy Orton A revolutionary new method that let's you watch an archive of movies for free?

[@charmandyorton006]

Yeah, but not ENTIRE movies! This channel only offers thirty minutes of footage AT MOST for all of these movies, and some of that footage is slowed down or sped up!

[@iratepirate3896]

The sad thing is Congo history is fascinating, and it was interesting that they were trying to bring it in, but they didn't do it very well.

[@Til_I_Overdose]

you know the movie will be fucked when it has 20+ sins in the first minute.

[@PatrickWardActor]

I personally loved this movie, don't really get why people hate it.

[@Oly1y]

Patrick Ward now you have 14 minutes to get an idea why

[@PatrickWardActor]

Oly1y The sins he lists are just as bad and boring as he thinks the movie supposedly is.

[@Oly1y]

Patrick Ward okay?

[@natkatmac]

It just seems like a cash in. And convoluted. It's one of those movies where amazing shots are more important than the structure of the story. Personally, I'm a bit tired of the CGI live action retellings. There's so many.

[@IlovemyMARINE23]

I loved this movie too!

[@TheSoulknight19]

The ant bit is actually a fascinating detail. I cannot say what the exact species is on the top of my head, but there is a type of ant that has a bite so powerful it stays locked even after the ant has died. Local tribes knew this and would use the heads of the ants as the equivalent of stitches. I watched a lot of animal planet when I was a kid....

[@jinglejanglers7656]

I thought Jane was British in the original Disney version.

[@regalia8717]

Katie Redhead I doubt the writers even SAW the original Tarzan movie. It was explained to them by a friend.

[@SilentGlaceon94]

She is British.

[@aaronlents1959]

Katie Redhead Jane was American in the original Tarzan. The one before disney's. This movie was not made by Disney.

[@sweetgaia0]

And American in the actual book.

[@revpembroke3082]

"Original Disney version." What, no credit to Johny Weissmuller? Dude had some lungs, being an Olympic swimmer.

[@girlinahat3407]

I don't know Djimon was always a good villain for me. He needs more roles defiantly.

[@Chance57]

I always read his name as Digimon.

[@Gemnist98]

He's almost always the henchman villain, like in Guardians and Furious 7, except his Oscar-nominated work where he's the sidekick.

[@girlinahat3407]

Victor Von Doom Jr. Blood Diamind is where I first saw him, I thought he did a great sympathetic character. it would have been better but miss potential.

[@Gemnist98]

***** Really? That got him his second Oscar nod.

[@girlinahat3407]

Alex Thats what I really want to see, but given his two choices I think he does the best villeins.

[@davidryanreus]

"Rise of the Planet of the Ex Machina". This is why I still watch your videos.

[@meikoblock]

Sooooo there is no Phil Collins in this film? The fuck?!

[@xgray2012]

Nope, not in this movie. I think this version was supposed to be a faithful adaptation to the original second Tarzan book.

[@charmandyorton006]

I thought that one Rainbow Cinemas Preshow said it was based off of a publication by Dark Horse Comics.

[@mharclerode]

Sorry to hear that. YOu'd have to PAY me to watch it again.

[@EverydayKindaGuy]

I could have made this movie? Shoot.. I did make this movie.. When I was 6. With crayons. The end.

[@charmandyorton006]

If you think this movie's production values are THAT poor, then try watching one of those animated bootlegs that were covered by I Hate Everything (IHE) that one time on The Search For The Worst.

[@darksev.6468]

Or watching one of those movies JonTron "reviews".

[@charmandyorton006]

Ah, Birdemic and Titanic: The Legend Goes On. The animation of the latter isn't the worst I've seen, but the sounds and the voices are just NOT coordinated. Plus, a lot of the characters look like they came from older animated films.

[@luki6363]

I had no idea this movie existed....

[@KaBArtStudioStLeonard]

I tried watching this movie, and I got bored right away.

[@ColoredMud]

Same, I didn't even finish it XD

[@myman8336]

I actually loved it.. 🤔 It had a really nice take on the Tarzan story.. Only cons are the CGI and the befriending every animal and shit, but I'll let that one slide because the ending was satisfying af..

[@kininlil9181]

"My wife just informed me that this is a good movie now" that's some golden sin right there

[@easeintopeace]

I lost it at the "CGI butterfly of hopefulness! Lmfao!!!

[@WolfSilver117]

why did you skip the deformed hand scene, sin for you.

[@jonbaxter2254]

What happens in the scene?

[@schwartzy65]

Jon Baxter watch the movie...

[@courtneythompson6179]

WolfSilver117 I don't remember that at all

[@bsgrjsbrsqdbarj3900]

Courtney Thompson did you even watch the movie?

[@Nick-mp1zh]

Right at the start with the kids. He shows them how walking like an ape for most of his life affected the bone structure and shit

[@tomaszlosinski875]

I don't know why but I think he's going to do bee movie next.

[@Detroit_Dawg]

Why? That movie is very old

[@Keldos310]

+Nysguy2003 Because 'haha memes'.

[@moeabdallah8690]

Tomasz Losinski He is not. Read the description he always gives clues as to what movies are coming next week. The clue is "Two space themed videos."

[@mariosonic4ever]

Nysguy2003 He's done plenty of 'very old' movies already.

[@Detroit_Dawg]

mariosonic4ever I know that, but he usually does more current movies. Plus Bee movie is so random of a movie to think he will do anytime soon, if ever.

[@PeterPeli]

The main SIN is that the secrets of the jungle were given to a non-African who becomes "King" of the inhabitants.

[@coralineparmentierworldpianist]

African chief : "How do you know my name?" Jeremy Scott : "How do you know Englich?" I LAUGHED SO HARD

[@manidk9891]

This channel is an addiction.

[@josephopoku194]

I'm telling u

[@rpfcreates4476]

This is the exact type of movie I don’t go see, I just watch the sins video loll

[@PigquackGaming]

Tarzan has superhuman powers because of the superpowers he got the night before from not dying from the infected bites and ants on his shoulder

[@JohnDoe-sw5rj]

I guess we should call him... Ant Man??

[@firefliesburntheworld]

I don't care if people didn't like this, I loved this film.

[@GurrGamer]

When the tribe leader said "These are what you came for." I immediately sang the song that scene. 14:29 , I'm not the only one, YUS!

[@crimson2knight]

Cinemasins saving me hours of my time by summarizing bad movies so I don't have to watch them. Thank you

[@SomethingInterestingYT]

When I dont care about a movie I just watch one one these to pretend that I watched it.

[@liamholmes9169]

one of my favourite movies ever. really looks deadly and quite out of this world awesomely.

[@SKer-l6c]

God damn Djimon was far too good for this film

[@shoegum7362]

They told Christoph Waltz to act exactly like the character he did in Django Unchained.

[@Niborino9409]

11:22 Tarzan's ape-mother Kala. I suppose the movie contains stuff that is hard to know unless you've read the books. That dude killed her with a poisoned arrow, Tarzan killed him in return. That's why the Chief is after him. In the books the warrior was just a random dude from the tribe and nothing came of it afterwards apart from Tarzan wanting to kill every warrior he came across and viewing them as evil.

[@chrismoore1372]

Suicide Squad sounds good. Also, DO "CLUE", PLEASE.

[@lilicorrea8515]

Chris Moore yes! i second that! please do "Clue"!!!!

[@grahamburdick]

Chris Moore Yes!

[@jorgearnoldson3107]

Chris Moore With all three endings?

[@TheMrzippie]

Now I actually quite enjoyed this movie when I saw it in cinemas

[@darksev.6468]

Same here, although I hated some of the changes they did.

[@GreenWingSpino]

I saw the movie in an outside under the stars movie theatre in the Hill Country

[@aliceyasuna1884]

I have seen this movie more than is healthy, thank you, HBO! My compliments to your wife! 😁👍🏾

[@rakellidin3802]

Is the Jane actor the same as the one who played Harley Quinn?

[@rakellidin3802]

rubenbogher oh..

[@yudhabagaskara98]

yea

[@missx5472]

What am i doing With ny life Yes. Her name is Margot Robbie. She was Leonardo DiCaprio's wife in The Wolf of Wall Street.

[@sugafreesiena6213]

I think I'm the only one who knows her as Anne

[@metazoxan2]

Wow really? Poor girl she keeps managing to get into movies with famous characters but somehow keeps getting signed on to the ones that flop hard. I mean audiences are giving it at least a 6/10 but that's not great and critics are trashing it which doesn't help.

[@wolfsheepicornlayixing]

"The super-African guy" 😂😂

[@bealatorre9657]

Today's the 4th year of CinemaSins! Congrats!!

[@ronburgendy8394]

the stages of finding out about this movie: 1. what, there was a tarzan live action movie? 2. waltz, sam jackson, margot robbie and hounsou are in it?? 3. oh, thats some bad cgi 4. wow, that looks boring 5. not interested, thank you

[@davidbrick1260]

I just saw the entire movie through this comment. Thank you.

[@LittleLightIsaOnce]

Aaand 15 years later Tarzan dies from dead Ant infections 😂

[@Josef_1186]

Hold them off while I open this door!

[@jakerboss3534]

CinemaSins should do Rudolph or another Christmas special. They haven't even done Home Alone or Elf. I think what would be neat is if they do something like "Everything Wrong With Christmas Specials, Part 1 (How the Grinch Stole Christmas, A Charlie Brown Christmas, Frosty the Snowman). That would be awesome

[@pabloocariz6725]

Look, you are correct in all the sins. And in that most of the movie didn't make a lick of sense. And, what frustrates me the most (that you didn't include), that David Yates is apparently alergic to establishing shots. But I found this movie to be very fun. I've seen it twice already and bought the blue-ray. Its fun, and I enjoyed it.

[@murciadoxial8056]

thats good, i watched it and i had to stop paying attention to it if i wanted to stay in the theater, the gorilla beating the shit out of tarzan almost made me walk right out of the theater

[@pabloocariz6725]

Murcia doxial I can see that. Its not the best movie ever, by any means. I just thought it was a fun popcorn movie, the best popcorn flick we got this summer at least. Something I didn't like about the video is how he didn't point out the allergy Yates apparently has to establishing shots. There was something like 2 in this movie, same with Fantastic Beasts. Its a problem I really have with Yates as a director.

[@murciadoxial8056]

Grant Mcroberts yes, thats why i almost got out of the theater, the gorilla punches tarzan several times... AND HE SURVIVES! WHAT THE FUCK?!!!

[@murciadoxial8056]

Grant Mcroberts if a gorilla punches you once, like that, you die, is not that hard to understand, or maybe it is for peanut brained idiots like yourself

[@legoinsomniac]

I'll stick with the Disney one thanks.

[@maurolourencohaha]

I. Th. This one was raised by what ? The fuck ?

[@Makexmexsammich]

This is one of those movies where if you read the book it makes alot more sense. Unfortunately because the book was first published in 1912 the chances of anyone picking it up and reading it were probably very slim around the time this movie came out. I only happened to read it 1-2 years beforehand myself and I only read because there was nothing else to do.

[@swetzel227]

Do the bee movie PLEASE DO THE BEE MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Winthertainment]

Get out.

[@LiaManila]

Every Time it says bees it speeds up

[@SomeGuy-cn5vm]

The Bee Movie but every time there's a sin it speeds up

[@-ava-5391]

YES

[@muibehn]

DO THE BEE MOVIE!!!

[@alejandrosalvidres5053]

I actually liked this movie, I had no high hopes for the movie but it was better than I thought. Plus I find this movie more enjoyable than the cartoon version

[@jaymoon2377]

I don't watch movies anymore. I just kinda sit down and binge Cinema Sins videos, whether I've already seen the movie or not

[@mattbeltran5966]

I'm surprised that he didn't say roll credits when Margot Robbie was telling Sam jackson that they were singing the legend of tarzan