Everything Wrong With The Meg In 16 Minutes Or Less

The Meg is fine. It's fine. It's totally fine. It's a movie with a shark the size of a submarine. Some people love that sh*t. Others do not. Regardless... like all movies... The Meg has sins. So we counted them.
Next week: Singing sins and horror sins.
Remember, no movie is without sin! Which movie's sins should we expose next?!
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[@ewanbaxter8235]

"Shut up Meg!" - Peter Griffin

[@5olll]

or..... Apollo if u know what i mean....

[@astridpinehaven3862]

LeoValdez_59 haha yeeeeeess

[@inesschw05]

THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD

[@Mr.Deleterious]

@@5olll um no

[@thraxironhide1674]

@@Mr.Deleterious trials of apollo

[@richardlew3667]

A prehistoric shark that never seen the light of day doesn't go blind from direct sunlight?

[@kizen1632]

wait that's fuckin true what the fuck movie

[@CrosgroveExotics]

Read the fucking book.

[@lmaoidkwtf]

I've never seen the sun and look at me, I'm doing fine locked up in my room...alone with no friends I'm somehow not blind

[@POW-du3st]

@Ellya Mossa its a really big animal tho

[@shezza3454]

@@POW-du3st yeah but it will still die the same way though , it would take a while longer due to its size but it's internal organs are still constructed the same as most sea animals. Give the fucker a few minutes or more then it's dead.

[@calummacdonald6115]

For someone who's been drinking heavily for 5 years, Jonas is in surprisingly great shape

[@riggs20]

Yep! There’s a missed sin right there!

[@Li01018]

Come on movie dn't give me hope

[@iam_sherlocked8421]

and he was able to stop drinking just like that

[@Iv0ryG9]

Jokes on you, he drinks cola

[@suchanhachan]

Because movie. In real life that much booze fucks you up, but in action movies it's just man juice...

[@bigawesomewatermelon9511]

Absolutely tragic that Suyin could not find a babysitter for when she had to go hunt a giant shark.

[@MattLamPiano]

When the Chinese actress said “did you understand a word of that”, she actually said “his accent is so weird”

[@SeikoSnow]

Lmaooooo

[@aldenwang1813]

Im chinese and i can confirm that lmao

[@onewayturtles]

I didn't hear a damn thing about an egg OR candle.

[@jackosmond8341]

I came to the comments to say the same thing lol

[@rileyfreeman5872]

I'm not Chinese and I can confirm that also.

[@wardog77]

biggest sin was the shark itself. Damn thing changed sizes so much I began to wonder if that was its secret super power.

[@dannybeads3672]

There were 2 though... and one was smaller, right? They killed and caught the first one and then the second bigger one ate it off the boat they were on...

[@_Mozarrk]

@@dannybeads3672 they all changed sizes

[@kayden232ou]

Didn't feel like a "huge" shark either so that was annoying as hell

[@wardog77]

@@dannybeads3672 yes there was two but the one they caught was far to small for the "yeah! we got the SOB!" the actors all gave it. Most, if not all, of them had been up close and personal with the big one prior to that scene.

[@unknownincognito2425]

@@dannybeads3672 actually people got butthurt on how the bigger meg got near on the beach when that part of the beach is like 12 ft(not calculated)

[@dante-oz3rf]

As a Subnautica expert, His melee fight after losing his seamoth is pretty realistic.

[@escaped_cephalopod]

Yep, the immediate feeling of “OH SHIT IM GONNA DIE”

[@thisisutubnottwitterwhyhandles]

15:21 Suyin just killed(or at the very least caused severe and irreparable blunt force trauma to) a great hammerhead, a species on the verge of extinction, has never fatally wounded a human, and it's entire genus has only had 17 unprovoked attacks on humans since 1580. The real message here is Suyin is a dick, and that hammerhead was probably just going to give Jason Statham a hug.

[@justsaying6341]

fuck sharks. they can all go extinct

[@crackedoak1391]

True

[@Bitcharp]

1580?! That's some streak!

[@xander4670]

I had thought that it was just heading towards the Meg and not towards Jonas and if it was it probably would’ve gone around him

[@thisisutubnottwitterwhyhandles]

He's a massive fan, and wanted an autograph.

[@PureM_]

So is no one gonna say that how would a shark that was supposed to be extinct over 2 million years ago didn’t loose it eyesight as soon as it went anywhere near the surface because of the extreme light difference

[@TheDrKnives]

The book did but this movie is essentially rule of cool over science. And Im kinda okay with that.

[@coolaidgrapegrapeisthebest4087]

nerd

[@cjwrench07]

ThePrince Karma you are also forgetting the 2million years of evolution it went through during that time, to adapt to a totally different environment. It’s not like regular sharks which haven’t changed much in that time, because their environment hasn’t changed. The Megalodon went from a surface-subsurface Predator, to a bottom of the ocean predator, with its insanely different pressures, minimal light sources, and food to eat. Then add that even animals like sharks get “the bends” when suddenly surfacing from +300ft depth. Not to mention the plus-15,000ft fast ascension(staying in the warm water pocket all the way) the 2 Megs supposedly survived unscathed riding straight up.

[@cjwrench07]

Thor Odinson evolution is good science. If you don’t think it’s good science, either you don’t know enough about it, or more likely; you have a problem with that settled science contradicting your religion’s dogma. Hell, we’ve even been able to watch a single celled organism, evolve, right on camera, into a brand new multi-celled organism.

[@itsmesameee4081]

Its a movie

[@the_2nd_fool674]

You forgot to point out: How TF did the Meg not stick out of the water when he was in shallow water....

[@hermanmelvelleiii2212]

Whales of similar size can head into shallow water. Look up "guy paddleboarding with whales in australia" and you'll see what I mean....

[@the_2nd_fool674]

@@hermanmelvelleiii2212 huh... I never knew that🤔 thanks for the info

[@tammyforbes2101]

The borrow and wallow their way into the sand and sneaks up as a means of attack. Crazy those huge animals can actually half hide themselves in shallow waster it’s crazy.

[@Venerable_Banana]

@@hermanmelvelleiii2212 But the meg went straight up to the beach and not beach himself.

[@hermanmelvelleiii2212]

@@Venerable_Banana The water was still deep enough for it to swim in.

[@ashburystreet]

(Spoilers!) Having read the actual book series this is partly based on, it's hilarious how some of the ridiculous ideas Jeremy mentioned actually happened there. Like yes, in the books, Jonas actually does swim down into its mouth and spend a scene in the shark's stomach. Depending on the edition, he either blows it up by igniting some chemical it ingested, or he carves through its body and cuts out its heart using a fossilized meg tooth!

[@SteampunkHorse]

That's metal

[@fkrkf]

I love this series! Read it as teenager on a visit to san Francisco. So fucking wild. To bad the author went off the deep end. Think like qanon but instead of racism they were super into aliens.

[@DonnaBrooks]

Interesting, esp. since the character's name is Jonas. It's an obvious reference to the story of Jonah, who was swallowed by a great fish in the Bible. (People say he was swallowed by a whale, but the Bible doesn't say that and whales are mammals, not fish.) Jonah was in the fish's stomach for 3 days and then the fish vomited him up near the shore. BTW, the Bible also doesn't say that the fruit that Adam & Eve ate was an apple. It's another case of some bit of misinformation that just gets passed along to children who grow up thinking they know the story while no one actually READS the story! [Edited to correct some typos.]

[@donjuan9746]

@@DonnaBrooks I mean technically speaking I don't think they were making distinctions between fish and whales at the time the bible was written.

[@DonnaBrooks]

@@donjuan9746 Over 2,000 years passed between the time the story of Jonah was actually written to the time of the KJV or even Tyndale's translation, the 2 most influential English translations, so it's more accurate to say that the TRANSLATORS didn't know that whales were mammals. But I'm pretty sure the Hebrew Bible has always used a term meaning, "great fish." I may be wrong, but I don't think that confusion ever existed in Jewish tellings of the story. However, I grew up listening to Christian Sunday School, sermons, & radio & TV preachers, & reading Christian devotionals & Bible studies, and I was born in 1961, so things may have changed as scholarship has improved & awareness of the error penetrated Christian & secular culture. IDK what Jewish kids have been taught over the course of time.

[@lenabeans]

Isn't the Meg one of the "bottom of the ocean nightmare creatures"? Like, it only lives/lived in such depths that coming to the surface or even explorable waters would kill it because of the pressure change? Even if the Meg somehow survived the blinding lights and insane pressure changes, it would be too weak & out of it's element to do much damage, no? Just food for thought

[@JRocka114]

The most underated comment in this whole thread.

[@Jabber-ig3iw]

@@JRocka114 not really.

[@Jabber-ig3iw]

You know the thing about fish, is they are adapted to live in water, so pressure doesn’t affect them the way it affects humans, even Whales who have to surface to breathe dive to insane depths. As for ‘blinding’ lights, people need to learn how eyes work🙄🙄

[@balloon6528]

nah megalodons preferred shallower water and places near shores because of the warmer temperatures.

[@thekinginyellowmessiahofha6308]

Dude, take a deep sea fish and bring it to the surface and it fucking dies. A big shark isn’t gonna fare much better. Also yes, the hypersensitive eyes of a deep sea fish would freak out in the sun.

[@danielmartin9057]

Best line of the movie: “haven’t you watched shark week” -rainn wilson

[@nottavegan7311]

No doubt

[@theweirdchannel4890]

Oh, that's definitely a dwight saying

[@arigarland2111]

True

[@x3j742]

I thought you said Shrek week🤣

[@wedoreviews3522]

No doubt!

[@rifatbobos]

"We caught THE Shark!" THE Shark : *"Haha NO"*

[@AnubisTheLycan]

Lol "Well yes, but actually no."

[@mdredheadguy1979]

Now THAT would have been awesome!

[@mrcrackerjacks5788]

666 likes

[@markchapman7771]

Meg: Uno reverse card

[@MaccyCheeze506]

The meg: *Chuckles*

[@zacharyfrierson6972]

“At least the Meg is nice enough to pop its fin up so you know exactly where it was”. Except that’s a thing that all sharks do. And it has an actual purpose. It basically helps them figure out which direction they need to go in to look for prey by using scent particles in the air which are dragged down under the water in air bubbles by their dorsal fin.

[@fatzothefatbearroblox6678]

Ok nerd

[@skid613]

@@fatzothefatbearroblox6678 how about u go find some maidens

[@SteampunkHorse]

@@fatzothefatbearroblox6678 No bitches?

[@sweatyfreddy7151]

@@fatzothefatbearroblox6678 you have roblox in your username. This means you are automatically wrong no matter what you say

[@themarinefan]

@@fatzothefatbearroblox6678 ok roblox guy, you totally have a stake in calling someone a nerd.

[@Necromancer0225]

I read somewhere that the blobfish only looks like that because it's taken out of the high pressure deep sea, so my question is: would change in pressure affect the megalodons in any way at all?

[@hoverfishgod8802]

Yes

[@Devilcakes]

Yes, completely.

[@Necromancer0225]

Thanks guys

[@shimsy41]

I mean it's a movie but no, not necessarily. Sperm whales dive almost 10,000 feet down and they don't change. Since Megs actually lived waaaaay closer to the surface of the water, no it wouldn't change

[@m1germsy784]

​@shimsy41 But the meg has been down there for god knows how long. It would have adapted to the insane pressure changes. So it would most likely experience some sort of body changes when exposed to lighter pressures.

[@rainboweclipse777]

"How about we remake Jaws but with predictable moments, well known actors and a bigger shark?" -"Sold."

[@Pontificate]

Rainbow Eclipse did you watch jaws?

[@RationallySassy]

I agree. I wish they had gone with the plot of the book series because they amp up and add other cool creatures and plot points. The more prehistoric sea creatures I can watch = more fun, aha

[@linxsgameing979]

这是英语大声笑吗？

[@carolusrex4008]

Rainbow Eclipse “and ruin a good classic in the process!” “Yes that’s the best idea I’ve ever heard!”

[@HyperVegitoDBZ]

@@huggywuggy2675 they didn't make a good megalodon movie after the Meg as well

[@danielpage3767]

At 6:27 you said, "Is there no radar?", when you meant sonar. Sinning your Sin. Sinception.

[@notaneboy]

*ding*

[@ktmus2009]

Everything wrong with; everything wrong with meg

[@bokunorainbow58]

also 1.3 billion really isn't what you'd call expensive when it comes to submarines

[@aaaaaa-gq3dv]

Also, why would they have a sonar or a radar in the first place? That "sin" made no sense.

[@bokunorainbow58]

@@aaaaaa-gq3dv any large vessel that might have vision hindered should have some form of sonar. Even surface transit in high traffic areas is pretty stressful on submarines.

[@NoxBVansyn]

This movie should've gotten 1 sin off for Stathoms singing "Just keep swimming," while swimming away from the meg.

[@sarahbell8886]

I love this movie . I know it's stupid, and that's why I love it . Sometimes, it's nice to just go along with it, lol

[@DirectorsChoice]

SAME 😂😂

[@hushpuppy2]

"Black comic relief guy" should be a cliché by this point.

[@_XR40_]

It was a cliche in the 1950s....

[@hushpuppy2]

@@_XR40_ well he hasn't used it yet

[@_XR40_]

@@hushpuppy2 Probably afraid of "racism" accusations, but look into old movies with Bob Hope, Jack Benny, etc...

[@hushpuppy2]

@@_XR40_ true, he is a liberal

[@hushpuppy2]

@Ndinku N'Jadaka true

[@stuckinquarantine4582]

“We caught the shark!” The Meg: *Well yes, but actually no*

[@KAT-hs3xh]

Actually, it said Oh no, anyway.....

[@joystickthesentientpc7787]

666 likes.

[@alvexok5523]

@@joystickthesentientpc7787 not anymore

[@alvexok5523]

Shut up The Meg

[@jeremymcclary3901]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👆🤟✌🤙🖤🖤💋🖤🖤🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!!!! (POWNED IT!!!!)

[@derekrockstoysw7837]

Fun fact: the Megalodon shark species were coastal-roaming animals. The entire point of the movie is “we found the last Megalodon living inside of the deepest parts of the ocean”. The real-life facts pretty much disprove the entire point of the movie. These people would’ve known about the Megalodon being alive still like several years, if not decades, ago.

[@BioWorkAgency]

It also would die in the deep due to starvation.

[@KunaTuna]

I actually kinda love the submarine scene, it shows the shark silhouette when it blows up, and they never mention it. Its only for the audience!

[@SteampunkHorse]

Ooo, is it shown in this video?

[@StarsTwer]

You missed a sin: If the meg means like SUPER HUGE how did the shark swim in shallow water when it's that huge?

[@op4801]

When megladons were alive, they actually hunted and lived in shallowish water

[@shamarab4632]

But what's considered super huge?

[@metoo6247]

Because it was written in the script that's why. Duuuuhh!

[@lightgreen3479]

well 1,6 million years ago, megalodons actually preferred shallow waters as they are warmer

[@hib7295]

@Forsaken Pumpkin ok but I don't remember anyone asking

[@symmetrykidkun8]

Boy, I love how every action filled, creature flick these days feels the need to have a love-interest plot line...totally what I want to see in my shark moves.

[@onerandomperson1089]

SARtistic96 I think that it is just every movie or series now.

[@rebekahpalmer2375]

I enjoy the love interest plots if they're good, so many aren't though. In movies especially since you don't get enough screen time with them together for it to be believable.

[@thecloaker7962]

Yeah like the shitstorm that was Transformers:The Last Knight's human plot. I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE HUMANS, BLOW SOME SH*T UP WITH GIANT ALIEN ROBOTS FFS!

[@dgagamingaesir]

@@rebekahpalmer2375 as long as the love is parental, or between a couple that has been married for a long time, fine. But love at first sight? f off.

[@pedinhuh16]

Once you start to notice, every dumb action flick nowadays follows a very basic formula which yes, includes a romantic plot.

[@CLUMSY101]

If you paid attention to the shark's size,, it changed from time to time depends on plot

[@___play.boy___4180]

The Samuel L Jackson scene is my favorite water disaster movie scene. I've also noticed that these deep see disaster movies seem to have a theme of having a benefactor that doesn't really understand what's going on yet still has some arbitrary reason to visit a research facility or whatever just in time for this disastrous event to take place lol.

[@Libbysfaves101]

Actually here’s another sin: when the poison finally kicks in for the baby meg it closes its eyes before dying. No shark closes its eyes when it dies and when doing ANY kind of shark dive, you are NOT supposed to be lowered THAT low. That’s the same problem I had with 47 meters down.

[@420mralucard]

@@latencylegend7762 They have eyelids but can't close them. Some sharks have a nictitating membrane to cover their eyes.

[@1337Figaro]

@@latencylegend7762 Sorry for being that person but whales and dolphins are not fish, they're marine mammals. A dolphin is closer to a human genetically than a fish. And they do have eyelids but fish do not.

[@Currentlyprocrastinating37]

They were only lowered 5 meters down before the thing broke in 47 meters.

[@loonahater]

mr t this is a video about sins, this comment is mentioning a sin….. i think you clicked on the wrong video

[@glitchyunknown5259]

@@mrt445 Have you seen this guys channel before? He sins movies for little to no reason, whether or not you care about that detail.

[@lonestar6709]

_"We killed the Shark!!! I think I'll go for a swim."_ Did no-one watch Jaws?!

[@minecraftrblxmore27]

I did

[@minecraftrblxmore27]

And lone star is a dumb idiot

[@maximus_prime77]

SCP 173 the fuck

[@turbosoggyofficial6849]

The movie is based off jaws

[@aybss8871]

Did Clef or Bright give you internet or did you just breach containment

[@scout9593]

I would pay a hundred dollars to see this movie but ten minutes in, when the Meg shows up, it just gets completely steamrolled by the navy.

[@DergGamin]

I think I may know why the meg attacked the boy in the bubble. For 1, it had more centralized and concentrated vibrations, instead of the independent paddling of the individual people, and some sharks do use the electrical pulses to track their prey in the deep water, so maybe the static electricity hinted the meg

[@cooperrush6474]

That moment when the second meg sprung up out of nowhere and ate that dude was genuinely one of the most predictable plot twists in movie history.

[@Didi_Meow_AND_theMEWS]

Pretty sure it was also on the trailer

[@ellybyeres7969]

Especially since there was an hour left of the movie when the first megalodon was killed

[@darkmasteroverlord372]

@@ellybyeres7969 The Meg (Plus An Hour of some Guys on a Boat Totally Doing Nothing and There Definitely Isn't a Second Shark and This is way too big of a Title)

[@chastitymarks2185]

The whole movie was soo predictable, it was like "Jaws" and "The Deep Blue Sea" had a baby, the only thing I didn't predict was that there wasn't a third shark. I really thought that they would show another shark during the credits just so they could do a sequel.

[@emileea5478]

Cooper Rush oof

[@sigil5772]

Heller: "The puncture just missed her liver" where "just missed" means "on the opposite side of her body"

[@rathmiron]

That nearly broke my brain. I had to go back and check that i wasn't crazy because I couldn't believe they made such an error.

[@smash70]

Thought the same thing watching the movie, so came here to check and they hadn't mentioned that.

[@docsmitty4]

Maybe they accidentally mirrored that shot like bad streamers do at times.

[@lsomi73]

Maybe she is an alcoholic. With large liver.

[@ainzulgone492]

The liver is quite large and stretches across a huge portion of your abdomen, so it's not totally unfeasible to say this. Not like this saves the movie in any way

[@rogueraven2531]

Yorkies are actually pretty good swimmers and can tread (still) water for up to 20-30 minuets at a time depending on their age and fitness level so it’s possible for the dog to have lived. Possible, but not likely.

[@scottrogers9723]

The sin of spending money on research without knowing the end game happens enough in real life that it shouldn't be counted as a sin lol

[@jorgecabassa4291]

"and now... he's bypassing ALL THE FREE FOOD to attack the boy in the bubble" This part had me in tears jajajajaja

[@jorgecabassa4291]

13:50

[@AlexParry95]

@@jorgecabassa4291 I mean, the guy's an asshole. If I were the shark I'd be going after him too.

[@vincenthammons6705]

the fact it went that close to shallow water was odd to me and sharks don't attack people like that or hunt them for that matter but its fun to watch giant shark movies at least for me

[@missseaweed2462]

The shark needs its bubble tea.

[@TheMorbiusGamingYT]

Jajajajajajajaja

[@corbingross919]

The dog survived because he was the goodest boy

[@kevk9306]

No that wasn't a dog just an oversized rat

[@burakoshimazaki]

Boomer will live.

[@flappycat_2127]

Wasn’t the dog a girl?

[@michaelpomales8021]

This is a Shark movie not a John Wick Movie

[@kizen1632]

the dog only survived because they need that glorious shot of jonas staring at it when he was rescued, and also THE PLOT DEMANDS IT!!!!!!!!!!

[@CruiseBro16]

13:05 Anyone else remember pippin from jaws, like you know he was fetching a stick

[@spamfam8402]

The Meg had a lot of good chomps on Jonas’s submarine and couldn’t break the glass, but 1 kick from Jonas while underwater easily did the job. Amazing

[@maggiehill250]

Anyone: Did you see (insert random movie/show title)? Me: *watches half of a cinema sins video on said title* Me: “Yeah”

[@mickepersson7733]

yea done that with every marvel movie since the first avengers

[@IrelandeElle3]

Maggie Hill lmfao me. Ain't got money for movies at all. Poorer than shit so these are my movies... but better

[@thatonequietkid2453]

I also do the same with horror movies and FoundFlix

[@bloodbathbeyond987]

this is literally the only way my ADHD ass can watch movies anymore lmao

[@arielleaarons838]

omg same

[@cgron34]

I will never see Rainn Wilson as anybody besides Dwight Schrute

[@wren2624]

Chris DaBomb lmao

[@zerotodalabandoned292]

Chris DaBomb THANK YOU that’s the only reason I bought this movie XD to see rainn Wilson

[@tylerhiggins3522]

You need to watch Super then.

[@beloraptors948]

I’ll never see him as anyone but Wade Johnson

[@pickle_dyl776]

Same bruh 😂 LMAOO

[@BadV00d00z]

Hey look a well built sub, it even survives getting beat on by a meg.

[@francis7336]

"you drink too much" - "you only say this bc i have a beer in my hand" - "you always have a beer in your hand. you know why?" - "bc i drink too much?" Dude was walking around with a bottle of alcohol yet the screenwriters decided to keep this dialogue. You know, just in case the last idiot hadn't caught on yet.

[@ItsJJOLO]

_Everything wrong with 2018 KZbin rewind in 16 minutes or less._

[@kyra8105]

JJOLO xx “30 seconds or less” “Pretty much everything”

[@eliac]

You would need more than a day to point out every individual thing wrong with KZbin rewind. But you can also just sum it up by saying. EVERYTHING IS A SIN IN KZbin REWIND 2018

[@mike-fr2vf]

Add a sin for every single second in that accursed rewind.

[@Necktwisterz]

It would take a lot longer then just 16 minutes lol

[@snail2426]

*Everything is wrong with KZbin Rewind. Period.

[@nightmarefiles1]

I have an ex girlfriend named Meg and this could go for her also.

[@wrxhex]

Nightmare Files shut up Meg

[@elliottrusso1203]

Same lmao

[@DYLANJJK94]

Family Giy sjoulda killed her off long ago....

[@taylasworld4034]

Lol

[@beverlyarcher3744]

Did she act like a Meg?

[@milkmandan8086]

“hahahaha this movie is so dumb” 😂

[@meldalaskauskaite4695]

I love his cruel and funny criticism and it feels like he's always angry 😂

[@celinadejong4918]

Let’s be honest, the Meg is a different size every fcking scene😂😂. Edit: OMG 500 likes, thank you so much

[@2sadmwamdskmws]

Tru

[@welove__darius]

was those baby meg because the meg is way bigger then that

[@gundonkey]

Nice spelling

[@2sadmwamdskmws]

@@welove__darius i promised with myself that its a great white

[@pheniox_uwu8745]

Because of distance honey,distance NOW GO TO BED DAVID

[@mikesteelheart]

Jason Statham drinks beer all day but still manages to have 6-pack abs...

[@Onarbeon]

mikesteelheart even thor couldnt do that

[@ahrress9346]

Thor wishes he was Jason Statham

[@Restrictted]

It's just this here. If you ain't afraid of Chuck Norris, then the beer belly is scared of you.

[@ShirahShah]

@@ahrress9346 was just about to say that..

[@alexandergapour1253]

Alcohol doesn't make you gain weight

[@petep5207]

The biggest plot fail is asking us to believe a divorced man would rescue his ex-wife from the bottom of the sea.

[@hoby7230]

This time , we really need to say "SHUT UP MEG". ....😂😂

[@kerimalpkarahan5211]

Anyone else watch cinemasins if they didn’t watch the movie

[@benx101cool5]

kerimalp karahan yep, I never saw Ferdinand, but I saw cinemasins of it

[@rainydaymoths1631]

kerimalp karahan lol me

[@64CSAR]

Yawsss it’s like my “just making sure I actually wanna watch this movie” probe

[@eqs1782]

Yes

[@claraashdown2176]

Yes

[@annaz8672]

The woman in the beginning actually said "His accent is so weird" and I am chinese and I couldn't understand a word that guy was saying.

[@Bluefur-eg9gd]

Are you sure because chinese is confusing af.

[@Bluefur-eg9gd]

Are you sure because chinese is confusing af.

[@Bluefur-eg9gd]

@@user-ga5fne3h I'm chinese and there are many variations of chinese.

[@Sophie-ni8qm]

@@Bluefur-eg9gd bruh a language being confusing will not seem confusing to people who it is native to

[@lizzyelisabeth6797]

Thank you for clearing that up, I always thought it was a bit odd

[@soldatsnek195]

6:30 you get a sin for asking if the have radar, it would take sonar

[@Some_Guy6]

How to stop the Meg = Let Peter Griffin yell : SHUT UP MEG! at it and fart on it's nose.

[@ash6333]

Everything wrong with the meg *shows the whole movie*

[@graythesimp1628]

I actually think it’s good

[@timmyt2697]

Thor Odinson no you are wrong

[@alanwatts8239]

No, you're all wrong. Stop arguing over petty s***, it's just a fkn movie.

[@theo9706]

It’s not very good but at least it’s entertaining

[@sailor7388]

ItsThe Dream it’s good because it’s bad

[@UnrealEntGaming]

They're going to milk a sequel regardless

[@farfromirrational948]

It's really sad that people are so stupid and starving for escapes from life that 90% of movies being crap is just expected. It's like films are rated based on what's in theaters instead of overall value, and people are going to go to the movies wether there's anything good or not so the majority of the industry is just making movies because they know they'll make money....knowing it will suck.

[@Lark88]

I hope so, this was a masterpiece XD I can imagine sitting with my grandchildren watching The Meg part 10: The Meggenning: Electric Boogaloo II.

[@Uzarran]

Hopefully the shark has lasers for it.

[@timewarpdrive77]

rhino milk in fact

[@54blewis]

Not if I cut the cables to the elevator the producers are using...!!

[@harryguidotti3815]

I completely agree with the whole failing another language and looking foolish thing. Personally, the joke has never landed for me.

[@SteampunkHorse]

Memento mori.

[@fredashay]

I'd add a sin at 5:21 for not having the Perimeter Defense Module installed on her Seamoth, especially since they all know the Meg and other leviathans are lurking around...

[@gayfrog8642]

Sin for shared trauma leading to the two characters wanting to bang. "Oh you know how I was almost eaten whole by a giant shark? Well you were almost eaten by the same shark! So I love you!"

[@CinnabarCereal]

That's just about every love story ever at this point.

[@Gigglegal320]

Insert "still a better love story than Twilight" meme hahaha

[@mypal1990]

*Chris: shut up Meg!*

[@j.h2968]

Beat me to it

[@Sparkle5fanboy]

I Think CinemaSins should be sinned for not including that joke

[@kaijucifer3544]

I think you all should be sinned for saying this tired excuse of a joke that was overused in the first week of the trailer for this movie. Besides, the novel pre dates Family Guy anyhow.

[@balazsvilaga8040]

great response :)

[@steviemaster]

the first thing i had in my head when i herad the filmtitle

[@Mark_o_Helm]

1:41 I'm pretty sure when Jonas split the subs, the bigger one experienced air decompression, followed by structural and mechanical failure and then it exploded. He triggered the explosion. 5:02 How can she make it to this depth with a ship with a glas globe cockpit, when the ship she is trying to rescue relays on cameras and screens and only has very tiny windows?

[@myleswelnetz6700]

The fact that it was attracted to splashing, and the scene where it devoured that humpback whale calf might’ve been the only two things they got right.

[@zephyr1249]

You missed one. When Lori is stabbed by the screwdriver, it pierces her left side. Later, Heller says the screwdriver just barely missed her liver. But... the liver is on the right side of the body. And she got stabbed in the left. So I think whatever school gave Heller his medical degree should take it back

[@rohanpotdar908]

Simple explanation-the filmmakers just left out the fact that she has situs inversitus.

[@nisha___3805]

Also how did the shark manage to get so close to the shore . Surely it's not as deep

[@sparkymahoney4343]

Not necessarily. There's plenty of places where the drop off is really steep really close to shore.

[@nisha___3805]

@@sparkymahoney4343 true but think about it . It's a megalodon it needs super deep water. Even if the water drooped down its wouldn't be deep enough

[@izukatz]

@@nisha___3805 exactly. I mean can't this thing be twice the size as whales??

[@shivampatel8312]

Lol I thought bout that too but then this is a movie

[@supereststinger]

that is... a very good point DING

[@violetadams4428]

Hey its the Marine Biology student again. The Meg being in the same area as a whale is one of few logical things about this fun but admittedly sinful movie. Megalodon ate whales as evidences by their teeth being found lodged in whale fossils. So the fact that it was hunting a whale, makes perfect sense. And like great whites today they dive at their pray from below. So here is your third Marine Biology sin. DING!

[@everlenaoliver6912]

5:58 I'm good with a little fan service. 😏😏😏

[@homefront1999]

14:08 The shark is way to close to the beach, At that point, it'd be beaching itself. Especially a Shark that size.

[@senllysamuel2733]

Isaiah Belter ikr

[@user-rx1up7jz2g]

That’s what I thoughttt

[@aeliushollows4856]

sharks can get up to 2 ft of water

[@sharketeer1569]

Aelius Hollows I was literally just about to say that

[@aeliushollows4856]

@@sharketeer1569 cool?

[@zixout4363]

“Shut up Meg”

[@johncarlofernandez2698]

Heeheeheeheeheeheeheehee

[@gildarmesh3809]

*blows raspberry*

[@benabramowitz18]

“Oh my God, it’s Big Jaws!”

[@thegreatgoldfilms6311]

*HALP MEH UNDERSTAND*

[@appleappington7346]

Is that a trials of Apollo reference?

[@violetadams4428]

Hey Jeremy, Marine Biology student here. When tracking things under water, sonar is used. Not radar. And water pressure causes your body to compress/implode but not combust. As combustion involves fire and heat sources. So this is two sins for you DING!

[@pbwc781]

16:28 Segal's best movie. He's not in it for 98% of it. Best Vin Diesel movie? Any movie where he plays Groot

[@jchen8902]

1:23 Actually, as a Chinese person, i can tell you that the Chinese language is super subjective. Not only did he say nonsense, but he also said it with the wrong intonation. In Mandarin, many words sound the same so you have to rely on the context to decipher what is being said. Like the word jiàn can mean more than 10 things, and though it sounds the same the writing of the word itself is not the same depending on the meaning. Not to mention that many Chinese words are two words plus and only mean something when put together. So he was saying one word with the wrong intonation and the wrong meaning. He's basically saying "Yo byud sme good clem." Do you understand that? Yeah, me neither. P.S. also, the actress didn't say "did you understand a word of that?" She said "his (speaking) is so strange". Which kinda has the same meaning but not really.

[@Furnus105]

@Jade Lin Lee Chen this is exactly what i was thinking too

[@luzillejamia9155]

Thank you for commenting this I was trying to explain it to my friend HAHAHHA

[@rasberryiceify]

It frustrates me when a film with that much budget can’t even translate a sentence properly. “His speaking is so strange” makes much more sense

[@LadyLoin]

I've noticed that the English language also has a lot of that, that one word can mean many different things. I'm not comparing it in any way to Mandarin, I've heard that Mandarin is a very difficult language to learn. But I just noticed that the English language has a lot of words with different meanings. My first language is Swedish and yes we have strange things in our language as well haha, but I feel like we have more "words" than English does, poor explanation but hopefully you get what I mean. There's one example haha, "mean"..."You get what I mean"..."You are so mean!". Same word, two different meanings :)

[@envix133]

Thank you for informing me kn that, because you know what that means... DING...+10 sins.

[@InhaledOxygen]

*Marine Biologists are typing*

[@-ari6837]

*woah! Adam, relax bud*

[@Chazzyfield]

All these years later, and this movie continues to be a guilty pleasure of mine. Now, the sequel, on the other hand... 😰

[@SerFondue]

Lmfao the Jason Bourne bit was hilarious

[@srikrishanuramadhenu996]

No one gonna mention how he escapes the water by holding on to the turbines? That’s dangerous

[@prisonmike6886]

He literally came face to face with a prehistoric killer shark

[@kbyrnenc]

I'd like this but it is at 169 likes.

[@vl4eva]

Right?

[@RecruitedAndrew]

i mean he was getting attacked by a fucking 70 foot shark

[@kayla_yt9584]

@@RecruitedAndrew 60 foot to correct u

[@babycumback1829]

Honestly, after "That's racist" I think "Kids" is my favorite sin.

[@raccoonofmotivation20]

Thats ageist

[@FlapjackRevenge]

Mine is "the Prometheus school of running away from things"

[@calebproductions1264]

Remember back in the good old days when kids were smart and wouldn’t act like dipshits?

[@ShlomoMetzenbaum]

So you like recycled humour and no attempt to add any originality. Pretty much explains most of the fans of this stupid channel lol. Only like 4 of these were actual movie scenes. Go search Th3Birdman and watch some of his videos, you'll understand how lame Jeremy is. @@FlapjackRevenge

[@FlapjackRevenge]

@@ShlomoMetzenbaum who hurt you

[@Shadowgod1000]

You also miss the sin that such creatures couldn't really exist at that death just due to how the pressure would affect, there are sharks that although not that deep because it's deeper than the lowest point that we know of, are in similarly deep water, and they are pretty flat.

[@francookie9353]

Exactly. And even if it was adapted to exist at that extreme depth (which only very few small vertebrates are), then rising to the top would have some kind of effect on its anatomy. Like, it would fall apart or something.

[@Shadowgod1000]

@@francookie9353 I mean I'm not sure if it would actually fall apart, but if it's body could survive that level of pressure, then I doubt a needle of any strength could really puncture it. The pressure at the bottom of the Mariana trench is 16,000 lb per square inch, which means the next skin and eyeballs would have to be able to survive probably closer to 17 or 18,000 lb per square inch, and as much as I like Jason Statham, I'm pretty sure he's not strong enough to stab an eyeball that can survive that much power.

[@bennyboyjnr9845]

14:38 The vessels were fitted with magnetic hook launchers as demonstrated earlier. In a previous scene, we see them duct taping explosives to these launchers.

[@tarynwallace6155]

Missed line...."Shut up Meg" why wasn't that EVER SAID!!!???

[@RikoJAmado]

That should have been the Final punishment!

[@alvexok5523]

@@RikoJAmado Jeremy should've said "Shut up The Meg" at a moment when he finally got tired of all the sins of this movie

[@cassiehigginson6842]

I didn't even think about that

[@acemarvel1564]

Pop culture reference jokes are stupid to be honest

[@_Cleveland_]

Because people can be brainless sometimes.

[@SonicGlitchmaster1]

“We’re gonna f**k later” coffee. I’m in tears

[@Throwaway-sh8wg]

@@tannerholmes1587 u ok bruh?

[@Michelle_Perry]

Loved this! ❤ I want a sin for the other Jaws reference - naming the dog Pippin! 😂 -_-

[@zombiehaiku7527]

Great "Johnny Dangerous" quote... "You shouldn't hang me on a hook, Johnny. My father hung me on a hook once. Once!"

[@jacobkleinert486]

If there was a species of shark that’s lived in pitch black darkness for millions of years wouldn’t It devolve eyes since it had no use for them? Also lets say it just evolved the ability to have great vision in darkness, then wouldn’t the sunlight irritate it and keep it from going near the surface? I mean seeing sunlight (and a lot of it) after that long living in darkness would probably bug the shark a little bit don’t you think.

[@LeolaGlamour]

jacob kleinert I didn’t get how it could live in a higher surface anyways, even with the temperature change that was only going up, once it got up wouldn’t it be uncomfortable?

[@SpaceMonkeyBoi]

What if the shark was a waman? They can't hit a waman because You must respect waman

[@abderian9271]

Danielle Wasn’t the temperature at the bottom really hot? That might be a possible explanation.

[@GeorgeRoot3]

All of this is exactly why the books are so much better. While it is difficult to apply logic to something like a meg, the books at least try to make sense.

[@pilotlist6276]

@@LeolaGlamour also the fact the intense pressure change would probably drive the shark away

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Friend: Is he bald? Me: Yes Friend: Is he usually an untouchable badass in movies? Me: Yes Friend: So Dwayne Johnson? Me: Well yes, but actually no. It's Jason Statham, same guy, different parents. Friend: That's a fact.

[@HeyItsHexcal]

I see you EVERYWHERE!

[@burninggrapes9815]

Is there any video you haven't commented on?

[@chicken595]

I love this guy

[@jaredgooding7748]

@@TorusLotus if all I had to do was wear a tutu to get millions 👀🧐 you'll see me in said tutu

[@vezzarn]

COOL STORY

[@playkawaii2104]

The JOY i got from hearing him say costa rica at 0:52

[@j4v4x]

You had me at "copterbation" and then you threw in "all your base are belong to us" I've learned not to eat food while watching CinemaSins. Choking hazard. 😂😂

[@joshuaadelberg1782]

Are we just not going to sin the fact that a shark that size would literally suffocate if it went into shallow water like it did during the beach scene?

[@maefromnitw4091]

Are we not going to sin the fact that a shark that size would literally break that glass a lot quicker than the movie depicted it to?

[@monistermat2093]

Are we just not going to sin that the shark mouth change sizes every scene

[@goldybays8654]

@@monistermat2093 YES

[@baricade47]

Gills aren't like lungs so, it wouldn't...

[@bunghole47]

Joshua Adelberg ...despite the fact the Megalodon not only lived but thrived in shallow water environments during the time it lived?

[@bobthebigorangeballoond1575]

“So, all of these boats have been eaten by a giant shark so what do we do?” “Let’s go in a boat.” .__. ._____. ._____________.

[@nobueshimizutani266]

BobTheBigOrangeBalloon :D

[@thefreddyshow9144]

Because f**k logic

[@amanibob1416]

T'was that, or the Kraken, power of friendship and/or love, assembly-ing the Avengers, the Eagles, or the Prometheus school of... Ps: At least they didn't end it with an Bay'splosion... Wait!

[@Bailey_Dreamfoot]

this movie simultaneously felt like it took 10 minutes and 4 fucking hours.

[@steelas481]

7:14 LMAO got me with that one nice work.

[@devinwarf9615]

You missed a massive sin. Around 1/4 to 1/3 the way down to the bottom of the ocean there is no light. It becomes pitch black. Yet there is ambionic light at the floor. It's better lighted than avatar's pandora at night.

[@devinwarf9615]

@@flashedstreet5138 true dat

[@dawson1787]

Why are you so smart omg

[@DannyBlack]

Flashes on the Streets yes for that sin!

[@davidhenry1622]

Ha!

[@hiyoise]

DawsonBeep Gaming thats basic knowledge buddy..

[@JPOsborne905]

There is a Megalodon in that water right now. Rainn Wilson: *Shut up Jim! Don't try to trick me!*

[@RozekillDeadFlower]

MICHAEL!

[@owenhesdon9276]

Natasha Thomas oh that’s funny.........Michael!

[@elisabetrouge]

This movie had the best "Car won't start in a horror movie cliche" imo.

[@Cba409]

Your sin: missiles dont work underwater. Torpedos do.

[@nickpetta5724]

It looks like Dwight finally got that raise since he is now a billionaire lol

[@davidbennett1357]

He's now the assistant TO the CEO of a fortune five hundred company......

[@stevejohns74]

He hasn't told you his salary yet...eighty THOUSAND dollars a year.

[@zooniba]

Zxzi r/whoosh

[@thatsmadcrazy8953]

@@zooniba ????? I even deleted my comment since no one is old enough to get the joke I made ;-;

[@rock3tcatU233]

Knock knock...

[@EllieBergeron92]

7:36 For some reason, "it's already proven agressive towards boats" is the funniest line I've ever heard.

[@daedalus_20v]

Whenever there's a big monster in a movie, and it comes down to a 1v1 final showdown "big monster vs. protagonist" scene, it is an absolute CERTAINTY there will be a gratuitous-eyeball-stab shot. I don't know why it's always written like a sudden target of opportunity that presents itself in the heat of the moment. Eyeball Stab is like move #1 in the monster fighting playbook.

[@toddphillips7817]

I’m not a marine biologist but if I was a big ass shark I wouldn’t go after 1 person/animal.