Everything Wrong with The Secret Life of Pets 2 in BARK BARK BARK Minutes

[@RyMacG4]

Kid: “Where do babies come from?” Parent: “You meet a paperboy who crashed into a taxi.”

[@Miranda.Powers]

Hahaha! And last I was told they were made in a factory, customizable, and delivered by a stork!

[@memelord2419]

I thought they came from a company the you pick up at the hospital

[@hmdragon1638]

and the resulting payments for the very minor damages leads to them declaring bankruptcy.

[@kceflef]

then you screw him

[@LordTylerBluGunderson]

Wiltz111 does stuffz And burn him to his CORE!!! -Ronan The Accuser

[@mrdufresne05]

They said, "Who cares, it was a kid's movie, meaning you can throw anything entertaining at them with no intelligence." That this movie.

[@camostrike4395]

the most entertaining part of this is the end credits with all the pets

[@TRAYVONN_]

"lets just milk this movie since nobody wants to watch it anyways and we've spent alot of money making it"

[@professionalballsinspector2006]

No sh*t, Sherlock

[@originalindigodingo]

"3 separate TV episodes, a good animation studio, and an established franchise" also applies to Despicable Me 3.

[@Igorcastrochucre]

I dunno, other than the tacked on unicorn plot, the narrative kept focused on Gru and Dru.

[@ravenpaw5068]

On more like and you got 69 likes

[@thematopato5296]

It’s almost like they were made by the same studio

[@biggles1852]

I think i counted 5 plots in DM3

[@originalindigodingo]

@@biggles1852 thereabouts. Feels like 3 a plots from episodes, and 2 b plots.

[@milopop0006]

Secret Life of Pets: Toy Story with animals Secret Life of Pets 2: Had 3 ideas for a movie, couldn't decide and just put them all together.

[@sky-sx5gt]

lol true

[@deltanoctis]

Literally

[@deltanoctis]

They could easily have made this a show.

[@neptune8168]

@@deltanoctis _hell no_

[@muhammadfawwazabhinaya3131]

The Secret Life Of Pets 2: Remy accidentally go through portal and turn into a dog

[@lukeburky8344]

Interesting note here: the whole cow scene was done by Matthew Innman, better known as The Oatmeal

[@BoringTDgameplay]

O A T M E A L

[@BoringTDgameplay]

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[@CR1MSONACE]

@@BoringTDgameplay NO OATMEAL

[@wyattschwertlech8172]

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[@wyattschwertlech8172]

Um i but typed that

[@SweetChickenSir]

Oddly enough, "Prepare to get plowed" was the name of my failed fieldhand service.

[@ravenpaw5068]

B Simp you are truely first

[@myzxfnm6894]

HOW IS 3 HOURS AGO IT JUST UPLOADED

[@AzjaVhera]

It was just uploaded 5 minutes ago how did you comment 3 hours ago

[@purpleapple4052]

@@myzxfnm6894 Patrons get to watch the video earlier

[@rohuntuli5067]

B Simp, here at 666 likes

[@grimwriter9889]

"...like three episodes of a Secret Life of Pets cartoon stitched together." Watching this with my kids, I had this exact thought. But 2 sins you missed: 1) On Snowball's B.S. journey, they never come back for the damn big wheel. His little girl is going to cry. 2) Max busts through the plate glass window of a fricking train. Should have been a "he survives this" sin.

[@tabithabolling5153]

What about the tiger going to live with the crazy cat lady, when in all reality it would have all them eaten in a matter of days

[@FergyB20]

There is a sin trope for tiger shenanigans

[@LordTylerBluGunderson]

Korean Krisp Cotton’s adorable imo

[@Second_Splitter]

I don’t get how glass in animated movies is both very strong (When needed) and weak (When needed for the plot.). You know, now that I think of it, the whole monkey thingy knocking Max off was the most unneeded piece of plot. It was probably to make more dramatic.

[@LordTylerBluGunderson]

@Swifto That’s actually a damn good point, how tf did Max smash through glass that easily without bleeding/getting a concussion?!

[@neflufv6392]

This movie was a bunch of plots drawn out with no resolutions to anything. Entertaining enough to the kids I guess...

[@KhanMann66]

Remember when kids movie were actually good, like Disney 90's good?

[@kylegathright]

@@KhanMann66 Yeah, last year and the year before that and so on.

[@nothingtomynamex]

Nefluf V yeah but they could also be entertained with something good

[@KhanMann66]

@@kylegathright I barley even remember any good kids movie from the past few years that isn't a sequel. Maybe Kubo but that got overshadowed by Dory.

[@gingerbreadmatt2783]

That is illumination in a nutshell

[@mrshadrack8554]

Wait they changed the voice actor for Max? Literally didn’t even notice.

[@Jeremiah17935]

Ikr

[@SteveCarras]

His voice was "Me too 'd

[@muhamadfawwazabhinaya9291]

Max's voice actor is Remy's voice actor

[@kinetic5216]

Max’s voice actor is Jesse‘s voice actor!

[@muhammadfawwazabhinaya3131]

@@SteveCarras it's Patton Oswalt AKA Remy

[@Darth_K_K]

the only thing I have to say is that snowball used to be a magician's rabbit, so he probably knows where the circus is

[@user-mh9dx7nz2r]

Did this circus have that magician?

[@xloisx4603]

@@user-mh9dx7nz2r it has nothing to do with this one. If you listened closely in the first movie, snowball mentioned something about being a magician’s rabbit used for tricks until he was abandoned.

[@SnorlaxWhisperer]

6th like hardee harhar

[@quinceyclouds3208]

Video title: “Everything wrong with ___ “ KZbin: yeah but don’t you wanna buy it?

[@LordTylerBluGunderson]

Might as well

[@shaftshaft]

1/4 of the time I like the movie and the EWW

[@Second_Splitter]

To give a shi**y review to throw it out of the algorithms he** yes I will be doing that.

[@adeleaslan8182]

Oml SAME

[@johnb5082]

Or rent. I love how it shows that

[@kingartuur7789]

sometimes: watching cinemacins to not watch the movie sometime: watching the movie first, be a little cinemasins myself and then watch his youtube video to compare

[@oaktadopbok665]

I can't watch any movie now without cinemasinsing the whole thing. "Stop saying ding" is what my wife tells me.

[@FrenkTheJoy]

Sinemacins?

[@riversgoingnowhere1659]

Banjo peppers...umm it is cinemasins...

[@CatfactsPW]

Lol same

[@musicadictor]

honestly. yes.

[@hntrl8880]

Comcast: *appears* CinemaSins: "Who dares disturb my slumber?"

[@carlenewoodward293]

Comcast: "me."

[@LordTylerBluGunderson]

Comcast: *Chuckles, I’m in danger*

[@SanguiniCore]

7:21 Also, the tiger could be going to a zoo or someone's home. How do they know it was also going to be treated miserably? The senders could just be evil, not the receivers.

[@jommisalami]

the grandma running over the villain was the best part of the entire movie

[@AnikMonette]

There was some good jokes at least: the cow dissing the dogs was funny, the granma driving a pimp out ride got a laugh out of me, Max saying he hates kids but have a soft spot for Liam's was sweet, etc. but otherwise it was directionless and forgettable...

[@pizzatime7433]

I honestly forgot this movie even existed that's how forgettable this movie is

[@TEKKENKING23]

I think a lot of us forgot this movie existed.

[@EEVictory13]

I don’t have that luxury. My five year old loves this show

[@ps5056]

I didn't even know this movie existed.

[@michaelstar9125]

That, or you have dementia

[@kikinekoxd]

When it announced itself I imediately forgot the next month in existed

[@Forriedude]

Is it sad that every time my wife and I take the kids to a movie, all I can think about is how much I'm going to enjoy the EWW?

[@bowens9211]

Cringeworthy comment just begging for likes lol

[@sonic23233]

Not really

[@dlobelow760]

Your marriage sounds lovely

[@bowens9211]

@@dlobelow760 You kids actually believe in anything lol

[@hylianchriss]

@@bowens9211 How is it cringeworthy in the slightest? He said kids movies are boring and EWW are fun.

[@RomaroBrandon]

117th Sin: If Snowball gets his own film, and it turns out to be a prequel, than you would have to compare him to Puss In Boots from Shrek, seeing how he became popular enough to have his own standalone prequel.

[@kittfln8168]

Dont forget his TV series as well

[@LordTylerBluGunderson]

I legitimately want a Secret Life of Pets streaming show

[@vitorhenriquefarias8916]

and don't forget the minions

[@LordTylerBluGunderson]

@Vitor Henrique Farias I really don’t want to see more minions

[@vitorhenriquefarias8916]

@@LordTylerBluGunderson trust me no one wants to except boomers and facebook moms

[@GreenBaldrick]

So, making a villian in a movie have a stereotypical Russian accent in the year of 2019 is NOT a sin?

[@itsamiamia]

Maybe he didn't notice it since it's a cliche but thanks for pointing it out since I'm trying to notice these kinds of things

[@zeprhix399]

He's Romanian he has a ROMANIAN accent this comment is a sin ding!

[@AlbertBoris]

He looks way too much like Drac from Hotel Transylvania

[@faustaseporaityte4870]

He looks very stereotypical Russian. All I can say is Russia doesn't THIS kind of accent.

[@mojolytical2980]

@@AlbertBoris and the monkey is from barbie 💀💀

[@bethanyf641]

I can’t believe you didn’t add a sin for the fact the the tiger could have easily killed circus man.

[@gamingwithderrick6834]

True

[@TheVinespeaker]

Like how the fuck is the circus man STILL ALIVE, ITS A TIGER, HE SHOULD BE DEAD

[@sltrskid]

i would much rather watch that than this movie

[@kirbyfazendoummoonwalk9214]

@@TheVinespeaker he got run over twice and still survived

[@alphabloodpaw3233]

Fuck that what odes he expect the dogs to do if the tiger actually gets out does he want dogs to fight a tiger

[@neflufv6392]

Rooster never went anywhere, he was depressed the other dogs were leaving again and that’s it. That’s the end. The old lonely pupper dies sad and alone

[@teamdog8406]

But he's Max's tritagonist, he's *SUPPOSED* to help him at the end! BTW he's still alive. He might appear in the third film.

[@neflufv6392]

Jaden P um he might still be alive but it wasn’t happy. And if you haven’t seen the rest of the comments we don’t WANT a third movie

[@LordTylerBluGunderson]

Jaden P I hope there’s a third film

[@LordTylerBluGunderson]

aquari macaroonie Why not?

[@patriotslover1014]

@@LordTylerBluGunderson Because the first two were, and I say this respectfully, crap.

[@actually_paid]

How the hell does the little girl know Snowball's name? He didn't have a name tag or a collar in the last movie. That was like, a whole thing with him.

[@cintronproductions9430]

Maybe she named him like that cuz he's white and fluffy without knowing that's actually his name. Or maybe he spelled it out to her in building blocks. Nah, that would just terrify her and her parents would call an exorcist. XD

[@actually_paid]

Honestly, that would have made the movie about 100x better.

[@LadyOnikara]

Yeah, what else would you call a white, furry bunny? I would name him Ted.

[@rosaliepegalis4345]

It’s better than Snowy. Or Elsa

[@jul3sjpeg]

Let’s be real. Nobody asked for this movie.

[@purpleapple4052]

Corporate greed asked

[@marcoferreira3832]

Even "nobody" didn't ask for this movie

[@fallenwolf3368]

Yet you received it anyways! when will people understand that they have no say so any longer?

[@KhanMann66]

The truth hurts.

[@SparkschuItai]

intense toaster Yes.

[@arcanonn]

I have anxiety and am watching this while eating an apple. “UNLIMITED POWER!!!”

[@tattoo78ish]

Found out a few years ago that secret life of pets means SLOP for short. So it means the animators want kids to call their films slop secretly +9 sins

[@TimilehinOlaokun]

The real sin is that a part two of this movie was made.

[@spiral8315]

Character: *breathes* Jeremy: So you have chosen...death.

[@instantnoodles6023]

Lol

[@krizwatcher]

2:23 - Trust me, as an uncle of a 7-going-on-8-year-old, my mouth dropped open at this one. And all I could think to myself was, "50 sins only? Geez, Jeremy was being KIND." (EDIT - reeeeaaally not up to date on my nephew's birthdays...shame on me :-( )

[@TheCumberCoIlective]

I know. I was like why the hell is he not in a stroller or at least on a leash. Seriously he likes to pretend to be a dog so he'd probably love being on a leash

[@6Six6Six6Bruh]

TheCumberCoIlective ladies and gentleman (and all in between), underage pet play

[@thesauceman2529]

*Gasp* How DARE YOU! JESUS, SMITE THIS SINNER! Also I’m not even religious.

[@SanguiniCore]

*Considered alternate names:* Secret Life Of Pets 2: Chuck Forgets To Wear A Condom. Secret Life Of Pets 2: Planet Of The Baby Apes. Secret Life Of Pets 2: The Movie No One Wanted. Secret Life Of Pets, Now With More Unnecessary Characters That Aren't Likeable. Secret Life Of Pets 2: Katie Marries Some Fatty. Secret Life Of Pets 2: Home On The Range. Secret Life Of Pets But Without Anything Interesting.

[@LordTylerBluGunderson]

Is it bad that I actually wanted a Pets 2?🤷‍♂️

[@WaterMeLoan64]

YES. YES IT IS.

[@LordTylerBluGunderson]

Water Me Loan 64 Okay?

[@LordTylerBluGunderson]

David Davis Dude shut up

[@ButterPecan37]

Home on the Range is already a Wild West movie about cows

[@lordroy88]

This was better than the first movie. That wasn’t a compliment.

[@LordTylerBluGunderson]

It’s funny because Pets 2’s actually better than the first one

[@Kazuk.i]

@@LordTylerBluGunderson That WAS a compliment.

[@LordTylerBluGunderson]

Seto Kaiba DID YOU SERIOUSLY NOT READ THE COMMENT?!

[@Kazuk.i]

@@LordTylerBluGunderson Im confused.. It doesnt even matter though.

[@LordTylerBluGunderson]

Seto Kaiba He said Pets 2 was better in a horrible way

[@CancerGaming56]

When I watched it, was all the Goddamn side quests. Example, we don't learn much about the main vilain and what turned him into being a vilain. And it all got rushed together in the end.

[@brickcowboy9994]

All you're really told about the villain is "He's a bad guy."

[@LordTylerBluGunderson]

BrickNinja 99 Because he whips a tiger? He threatened to shoot the entire animal gang? Overworked his employees even though their circus company is failing? Abused his own wolves and threatened to turn them into coats or rugs? Yeah, he really is a saint

[@CancerGaming56]

​@@LordTylerBluGunderson Did you not understand that I meant why he is a vilain (so like some backstory) not what makes him a villain.

[@LordTylerBluGunderson]

YeetusД Feetus He probably a rough childhood that involved something with tigers

[@CancerGaming56]

@@LordTylerBluGunderson Or maybe his hat is cursed

[@tahliagreen2595]

I've been so influenced by this channel that EVERYTIME I see a cliche I say 'cliche'😂😂

[@alexandrajones4518]

Being so influenced by somebody that you start mimicking them cliche. *DING*

[@melissamarie7930]

Cinemasins last week “recent action and recent scary” Cinemasins this week: *posts the recent action....posts secret life of pets 2”

[@sitcomedys3e22]

14:01 why does chloe have to wear a cat hat? she’s already a cat, right?

[@professionaltaxevader2699]

Extra laughs im guessing

[@lhandicapeerecyclable8174]

I was looking all around the comments to see if I was the only one who saw this detail... I feel much better, thanks !

[@tammiepage6489]

I don’t know if you were joking or not but no she Is a dog that’s why even in the movie if you’ve never seen it she asses the cat which I’ve got her name train her how to be a cat because she’s really a dog she is at a fancy Ass dog song

[@coyotix]

This is one of those movies where if you remove the one line of dialogue that reminds us this is a sequel, you can forget it's a sequel. In this case, the line is when Gidget said "Mommy's gotta go save daddy! ..again." The line without context is a sin of its own.

[@ceetakeemdown]

I request everything wrong with Space Jam

[@Miranda.Powers]

What!? You don't think it's possible to be pulled into a golf hole into toon town?😄😄🦖

[@CadeKuzniaSaxinet]

No. You DEMAND it.

[@Ancano]

The kids movie includes the song I believe I can Fly, by R Kelly, who is now facing oh so many charges of very bad things. *DING*

[@dontmindme5879]

I mean there is a pitch meeting n honest trailer so sooner or later he has too lol

[@captainskipper5082]

Nothing

[@bsperoz]

1:40 I actually missed the first fee minutes of the film and THIS is where I came in. I found myself asking "How did she meet the husband?" and now I know: He crashed while googly eyeing her on a bike.

[@Phaota]

"the first fee minutes"? Going to assume you meant "few".

[@SecretAgentNein]

Phaota Yeah, seems like a safe assumption. Most people would make it without the need to comment on it.

[@LordTylerBluGunderson]

Phaota That reminds me of the terrible comment section in the official trailer

[@eternalreign2313]

Yeah Katie is so hot from behind. Love how her 2 pole legs go all the way up to her pole torso. No idea how she isn't always tipping over with that huge head.

[@cintronproductions9430]

Chuck only existed just so Liam could exist. Like, does he even do anything?

[@JNSStudios]

Bruh why is that vine of the kid and dog dancing in the credits of this movie

[@Saurav.0k]

Maybe all the actors sent their videos for the credits

[@shibatinha2361]

Its a meme/joke that was really popular some time ago in Brazil, i was surprised its in this movie (Sorry about any mistakes english isn't my first language)

[@musicwiggle22]

There's a post credit scene that has snowball (Kevin Hart) singing panda

[@avery6267]

If I’m being honest when I saw this with my family I fell asleep 30 mins in.

[@macaulaywoken7598]

Him shouting RUN!!. Has to be the funniest thing. I've ever heard. 12:37

[@thewigglestunes9092]

When the credits are the best part of a movie, you know it's a bad movie

[@LordTylerBluGunderson]

The movie is not that bad

[@berengustav7714]

@@LordTylerBluGunderson Everyone is entitled to an opinion 🙂 And yours is wrong.

[@LordTylerBluGunderson]

Beren OfNumenor Ok, 🅱️oomer

[@berengustav7714]

@@LordTylerBluGunderson Lol 🤣

[@bowens9211]

@@LordTylerBluGunderson that's not an insult lol

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

Everything wrong with Home on the Range

[@ilikecurry2345]

Yeah, what he's saying! Who wouldn't want to see Jeremy go into a hysterical fit over three cows and a horse bickering and complaining and making booby jokes!?

[@jodipearson567]

Man I shouldn't but I love that film. Its so awful, but the whole premise of it just cracks me up

[@rum_coke_17]

I’m just gonna be honest I actually like this movie a lot more than I thought I would, because the creators found a way to connect three otherwise ridiculous plot lines together and make it into one movie

[@CallMeMrStopmotion]

3:52 Damn even Jeremy forgot about G-Force.

[@bluetoad7003]

Movie character: Does nothing Cinemasins: That’s racist

[@WaterMeLoan64]

Reading *Ding*

[@LordTylerBluGunderson]

He survives this *Ding*

[@sandwhich6453]

That's cinemaist *Ding*

[@coola1383]

Cliche *ding*

[@Fact_core]

Not possible *ding*

[@Traumatias0]

Everything Wrong With: Snakes On A Plane

[@arbormeow]

Cinemasins releases this, and my only reaction is "wait, there's two of them?"

[@tigerlep9]

8:27 it's funny because i leave my window open in the rain XD

[@biliminsrlar5752]

1:36 *And that,kids,is how you get pregnant.*

[@nerdtalk1246]

I saw this movie after recently losing my dog. I thought it was long enough and I was okay and I was taking my little brother to see it. I went through the whole movie. Than the kid said "My dog" and I saw all the home made videos and I started thinking of my baby and I couldnt hold back the tears

[@Alex-K94]

Sin #1... A SEQUEL The end!

[@shivanijoshi9252]

You guys didn't show Kevin Heart rapping Panda at the end!! it was my favourite part of the movie!!!

[@matheuslcfc242]

i remember while watching this movie with my aunt ,uncle and younger cousin , i said i was going to the bathroom but what i actually did was leave the theatre and go home

[@Miranda.Powers]

Did you ask for your money back?

[@bowens9211]

Boring comment just begging for likes lol

[@matheuslcfc242]

@@Miranda.Powers where i live you cant do that

[@Miranda.Powers]

@@matheuslcfc242 really? That's bogus. If you walked out they should. 😒 I don't go to the movies theater anymore. I wait for Netflix or Prime.

[@matheuslcfc242]

@@Miranda.Powers I live in Brazil and its not a custom there

[@Youngleobrat]

Nobody’s gonna talk about how that cow is from home with the range

[@vizthex]

Why is Harrison Ford in this movie? Did his smuggling business fail? Did he lose his archaeology degree? Did aliens abduct him from his cowboy gang? Why is he here...? You know what, why is ANYBODY in this movie?

[@thematopato5296]

I was thinking to myself yesterday “when will cinemasins do this video?” There it is

[@Im_Jakon]

Cinema sins: sees one millisecond of credits, “FFFFFUUUUUUUUUU*********KKKKKKK”.

[@xXxKAMIKAZExXx]

10:37 It’s like the dog actually said “who the f**k cares?”

[@jds7665]

"prepare to get plowed" doesn't remind me of snow

[@neonbunnies9596]

Sin 175: Circus cannons are actually spring-loaded, so the monkey being on fire is wrong Sin 176 and 177: Monkey hits our beloved hero on a train. The luck alone would be like a sin

[@lostlegend2197]

Please do Everything Wrong With Steven Universe: The Movie

[@Fictionboy16]

After seeing the Ocean Gem video on TVSins, I can tell that Jeremy is REALLY FAR FROM READY to sin the Steven Universe movie.

[@productivestruggle9489]

TOO MANY SONGS

[@MrHatman26]

If he does that, then he could also do the Regular Show movie. (It's a good movie, but it'd be fun to see it be sinned)

[@jonathanpaura2885]

@@seutarsilecar616 in like 10 hours or so

[@peachykeen53]

Seutar Silecar Although to be fair, most of those things have been explained now. Despite this, though, I’d love to see TV Sins review the movie :o

[@StoopidMonkeysMomma]

I'm surprised, he totally missed the chance for an apple joke when the sheep was eating them off a tree also it totally sounded like the sheep said "There's assholes in this tree" so it was a chance at a double joke lol

[@bloggerblogg5878]

2:28 she can use that child "leash thing'' similar like the dogs... exist since James Bond movies in the 70s. It gonna be more safer for the kid. Am I an a-hole now?

[@blank3076]

no u eat apples to do that

[@bloggerblogg5878]

@@blank3076 I don't like apples! :D

[@blank3076]

U are not an a-hole then good day

[@chevybraun4656]

At 14:02 a CAT WAS WERING A CAT DISGUISE

[@LordTylerBluGunderson]

Probably never wanted to be affiliated with those peculiar type of cats

[@redeyesdrgn]

I bet he's called the Secret life of pets/minions movie.

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

The Girl from Ipanema? Great song. Shouldn’t sin that

[@Maximus456355]

Can’t wait for you to sin Rise of Skywalker when you can because there were a lot of problems in that film Obviously, I know you can’t sin it right now but I’m looking forward to it

[@MidnightFox2189]

Ben dies + infintie sins

[@lilmissknowitall5775]

@@MidnightFox2189 I don't think he is. after all, nobody's ever really gone

[@touremuhammad5983]

Yeah that movie sucked ass man!! 😝😝😝👎

[@thefilmwatcher1302]

Cannot wait for that one.

[@Naxtor72]

Literally everything that happens in that movie is a Deus Ex Machina, and the character deaths which where the most emotional parts, are ruined because everyone is revived except for the actor that died IRL and Kylo Ren who got killed like 3 times throughout the movie

[@PastelN01r]

"Martin Scorsese's granddaughter" Possibly a smarter line than whatever Illumination will have

[@mech3384]

Now most of yall think the title is weird. But hold on a second. Bark has 4 letters in its word. It is used 3 times. Multiply 4x3 for 12. Add 4 for the Letters to make 16. The barks are said in capital letters like BARK. So the capital letter add 1 extra. 16+1=17. Good job cinemasins. You did well

[@deshawnedwards6412]

Everything Wrong With Steven Universe: The Movie.

[@jahfadyer4764]

No way he’s gonna do that

[@IRZ0327]

But Steven universe is life

[@awesomefeeling38983]

I could see him sinning that, considering that he sinned a few SU episodes on TVSins.

[@Fictionboy16]

After seeing the Ocean Gem video on TVSins, I can tell that Jeremy is REALLY FAR FROM READY to sin the Steven Universe movie.

[@lesliea.1019]

theres already a couple of videos like that

[@mathidexgd6124]

7:00 BEST SIN EVER!!!!

[@shawnnoyes2776]

Watched this with my kids... 6 and 4, of course they loved it. The "Bruce Almighty Moon" issue occurred to me... I was going to send you a message saying you need to update the sin, because it was seriously out done! Also, Louis CK was doing a spectacular Patton Oswalt impression, because I have thought he was the Max since I saw the first movie... Also, who in your group has kids (you know the excuse/reason for you having to endure these terrible movies)? Keep up the good work gentlemen! -Shawn

[@yellostarr]

2:26 kid is clearly heading to the area 51 raid

[@memowl3663]

the kid in green nareto running?

[@yellostarr]

@@memowl3663 yes, and its "Naruto"

[@LordTylerBluGunderson]

*Naruto running intensifies*

[@zzac7433]

I agree with you about the whole wolves in the park thing, but the Daisy being on the scooter is reasonable, if you ask me. Now how she got on the scooter while it was moving now that's a sin.

[@MrLopez2004-t9x]

I'm looking forward to seeing Everything Wrong With Maleficent: Mistress of Evil and The Angry Birds Movie 2 soon. Hopefully by next week.

[@tikvahlanz6335]

I was just looking for this yesterday! I actually really liked this movie. I thought it was a lot better than the first one. It was a fun kids movie. I can’t believe no sins for that Panda mid credits bit.

[@alexanderknott9039]

The members of the family in this movie are Liam, Chuck, and Katie. Their initials are L, C, and K. LCK Louis C. K. [insert X-Files theme here]

[@carsenstrange]

I love it how you just cut movies up to the core and pick out everything

[@pazzn1177]

the worst thing is when you realize that the "climax" of this movie is point for point identical to dark phoenix train and all

[@justincarawan-carawanco.pu1639]

5:08 I can verify that. I have just two cats, and there is cat hair everywhere! You can't get rid of it! It makes my house looks like I haven't dusted in weeks. And my room, where the litter box is, litter dust everywhere! Side note: Do not believe the lies of the "low-dust" labels. "Don't you believe it!" - Tom Cat (Tom and Jerry) What I'm getting at is, her apartment should look like a multi-color cotton ball!

[@Neversad95]

I remember when I saw the trailer for the first movie and thought "This could be a fun movie". And now here we are. 2 bad movies that have more famous actors in it than they deserve.

[@berengustav7714]

*cough Patrick Stewart cough*

[@HBKnowItAll]

Neversad what’s the other bad movie.

[@mellyflori6856]

Are we not gonna sin how the wolves probably would have tracked daisy’s scent to pops’s apartment, torn the apartment Limb from limb until they found hu, and then just taken hu back to the circus, no daisy chase needed?

[@josepho3366]

“Does PETA not exist in this universe?” Bold of you to assume that they would actually do anything about it.

[@Violetstorm2024]

Hu felt comfortable enough at Pop’s place to go crazy whereas at Max’s apartment felt more daunting because he’s smart.

[@Tak-z7d5k]

Secret Life of Pets? Trash. 1955 Lady and the Tramp? Way better. Now, let me explain why. Lady and the Tramp's got classic Disney animation, a timeless love story, and some of the best dog characters ever. Secret Life of Pets? Tryna be funny and cute, but it's just forgettable nonsense. So, yeah, 1955 Lady and the Tramp > Secret Life of Pets any day

[@arandomperson1706]

9:23 Why is a CAT in puppy school!?

[@TyBrezzy11]

PLEASE DO “THE INTRUDER” with Michael Ealy and Megan Good

[@papibasic4730]

Why didn’t you mention the cat being high asf in a kids movie?

[@jdh9122]

Time to get plowed is a very, very, heavy innuendo for a kids movie

[@IRMOVIEGUY]

Sin 87: When Gidget whispers, she sounds like as if she was voiced by E.G. Daily or Jessica DiCicoco.

[@jonusaguilar8156]

Since I hated the first one, I’m using this to “watch” the movie.

[@bowens9211]

You kids are that scared to use money lol.

[@jonusaguilar8156]

Bowens92 no, I just don’t see a point in spending money on something that doesn’t interest me enough old man.

[@omarsalem1219]

@@bowens9211 why should we spend money on a shitty kids movie?

[@dlobelow760]

@@bowens9211 we're that scared to use money? Where the fuck have you been in, a hole? Niggas like us don't waste money on shit kids films

[@bowens9211]

@@jonusaguilar8156 Lol you kids are scared to use money lol.

[@honibearss]

this movie was so strange, it just seemed like a short series instead of a real movie

[@sorrybarley7509]

ethan I’ve mentioned this to my family, but they don’t seem to understand. It feels very rushed, like they had three movie ideas that they couldn’t make long enough so they just combined them together. Then again, they also thought this would be a great pick for the family movie of the month instead of Toy Story 4, so why so I even bother?

[@honibearss]

The Hylian Wizard i totally agree, ive never watched a movie like this. it was surrealistic and very strange that there just wasn’t a dominate, superior plot line happening

[@waterlemonandfriends]

I think it was actually supposed to be a tv show originally, it’s a combination of the 3 episodes they made

[@honibearss]

WaterlemonTheArtist oh then that makes a lot of sense, if thats the case, it still seems like a strange decision to have it be in theaters

[@honibearss]

WaterlemonTheArtist just curious, where did u find that info bc i cant seem to find anything that confirms that it was actually supposed to be a series, just that everyone thinks it was like a series

[@AlaskanWildChild]

You want Kevin Hart to be funny in a movie? Go see Jumanji: The Next Level.

[@M_Riolu]

Let’s add an extra sin for how Liam was able to stand when telling Max “I love you.” But Max still helps him stand and walk even though he’s already done it before

[@emilymg1]

8:02 I'm literally so happy Jeremey knows this :D

[@rmannayr2129]

This was More of Mini Movies than a Full Length Movie!

[@Hlp99]

7:23 “Adding another 25 cents”

[@faithdarkness9079]

In the first movie she used a dog walker while she was at work to come and get the dogs lol. But the funny thing is that they have kid leaches so she could have had one on her son to make sure he didn't get too far. I have children and when they are that young they can bolt at a moment's notice so you have to take a hand or have them on a leash.

[@Noobwitha_Hat]

Me: likes movie Cinemasins: lemme tell you why not

[@Saurav.0k]

Exactly. I loved both of the movies and then i watched cinemasins

[@slytherindork8459]

11:51 This was the funniest moment between both movies

[@Tak-z7d5k]

Secret Life of Pets? Trash. 1955 Lady and the Tramp? Way better. Now, let me explain why. Lady and the Tramp's got classic Disney animation, a timeless love story, and some of the best dog characters ever. Secret Life of Pets? Tryna be funny and cute, but it's just forgettable nonsense. So, yeah, 1955 Lady and the Tramp > Secret Life of Pets any day.

[@paulbennett2284]

I snorted when the “missionary position” gag came up!