Everything Wrong With Zombieland In Nut Up Or Shut Up Minutes

[@nisa202]

I never thought the rules were in any order of importance.. I just assumed he made them in the order he encountered them.

[@alexiaroberts1012]

He did

[@polarzero4593]

Finally! Someone understands

[@MetasActReon]

Exactly

[@rageknightsmith2067]

Rule #1 still doesn't make sense, being fat doesn't necessarily mean you're out of shape.

[@MetasActReon]

@@rageknightsmith2067 Rule #1 is about Cardio, which is about fitness, not body fat. So, yeah, Colombus just explained it badly.

[@glarynth]

"Any regrets?" "Maybe Garfield." was worth at least one sin off.

[@tamashiigames2989]

completely agree and wonder why it didnt at least make it into the video

[@Andrew-jh6nm]

The whole scene is gold. The "ughh that's still tender" is hilarious

[@corbin87445]

If you watched the most recent movie it should get 100 sins off

[@kybeeismaelmiguelmacairan4449]

Though +1 sin for Little Rock when she nods in response to that but she had no idea who Bill Murray is.

[@supremehare9893]

Garfield was my favorite movie growing up. Right up there with finding nemo. To hear bill say he regretted it made me laugh sooo hard the first time i watched zombieland.

[@NotAllCatsAreNice]

Emma stone having perfect makeup in the Apocalypse is a sin.

[@emmav9024]

honestly mad facts and even if she somehow just kept it on for two fucking months her skin would be a nightmare under all that

[@Sixxdee9]

Can you imagine how bad they must have smelled because they couldn’t shower? 🤢

[@bhavinb.artstation]

Dude no kiddin in the second sequel she looks like a fking woman who's husband just left her becos she's not great at all she literally looks like a I don't meant to be rude but she looks like a widow a sad widow who has a cat on her stray chair swinging day and night and never smile 😭 it was so hard to see

[@denmanfite3156]

Emma Stone is NEVER a sin.

[@NotAllCatsAreNice]

@@denmanfite3156 the trashy makeup is

[@themimsy]

5:31 "You ever see a grocery store when a catastrophe happens?" This line did not age well... yeye corna time

[@nickschuman4652]

Deviant I fucking know I was just about to comment this 😂

[@idratherbeoutdoors3085]

What are you talking about? It was dead on! In a catastrophe, heck, before it pretty much, stores get wiped clean. It shoulda been low on supplies or empty.

[@zaferoph]

It did actually.

[@grav3y_boat]

corna lmao

[@evelinag.4758]

i’m in the middle of a zombie movie spree just in case... you know :/

[@champgreen9985]

The rules don’t have a particular order, this is Columbus coming up with rules as he thinks them. That’s the order....his thought process

[@envious3258]

Same with laws not being made in order of "which one is most important". Wish Jeremy would have just said his usual "Here's 10 sins for every other rule reference" instead of forcing us to constantly listen to his whiny bitching.

[@byronbistro1698]

This is cinemasins bro, u expect logic and actual comedy? Wrong place aye

[@champgreen9985]

Envious yeah is that them padding the sin count? I think they’re padding the sin count

[@tirakaninama9876]

They've gotten lazy with what they consider a "sin", nitpicking perfectly logical choices by ignoring the clear logic and acting like it makes no sense. This channel used to be smart and funny, now it just feels lazy and repetitive and extremely dumbed down. They need to get back to their roots before people start getting bored of their repetitive complaints that make no logical sense and don't even make you laugh.

[@champgreen9985]

NimByAnyOtherName see that’s the thing sometimes they try to give real criticism and imo they can’t have it both ways

[@Batgirl219]

It’s almost like they established in the movie that Columbus writes rules as he thinks of them and doesn’t organize them from most important to least important.

[@dressed2thee9s]

Exactly. It's in chronological order

[@PsychoticWolfie]

It's also almost like they stated in the movie that Columbus had irritable bowel syndrome and that's literally part of his character. Don't understand the sin about mentioning poop twice. Considering his IBS it should be even higher. I'm to sin 41 so far and only like 6 so far have actually been movie sins. 41 wasn't even the sin, he literally opened the door with the inside push bar so he could prop it open to get out. Um what??

[@nelliesilvers1210]

Yeah.. they're just adding sins that aren't even there. Trying to get the list sounding good, I guess. It didn't help🤨

[@ItsMeStrider]

You guys are gonna LOVE the birdman channel

[@samgidget]

Strider Zero yea the bird man is great

[@Fuzzy_Barbarian]

As a teenager in 2009, a sin would be Emma Stone isn't my girlfriend in that scene.

[@zjoee]

Both my wife and I would leave each other for Emma Stone and not feel bad about it haha.

[@AdamasutojrAJR]

@@zjoee super bruh moment

[@Xannyphantom905]

A sin is that Tallahassee didn't shoot the shit outta her for robbery

[@dummymummy5]

I was waiting for him to say that 😂😂

[@B1azedDonut]

He's PC now...

[@gunguywow]

It hurt me that Jeremy didn't realize that the rule number was literally just based on what number of rules there was, they aren't based on tiers of like the best rule and what not

[@lolipedofin]

And the complaint about "Check the Backseat" It was obviously his newest rule, added after the broohaha in the beginning of the movie.

[@Astroman10]

Let's not forget that SOME time passed since Rule 2: Double Tap and Rule 3: Beware of Bathrooms. Jesse Eisenberg even says "Before long, zombies began to get clever!" I don't think he meant minutes or hours. There was nothing else important to make a rule before he came up with the bathroom one!? Did he pull a Forrest Grump: Training Day Edition and just run around double tapping zombies with no need for a place to rest, food to eat, water to drink, or other people to survive with and save the human race? Come on people! I haven't even seen this movie and I can see through this poor amount. If you are going to nitpick a sin at least have a coherent argument. The line I quoted is even in this video like 10 seconds before Jeremy sins the seatbelt rule! Easy fix, make it Rule 6 (or 5 - not sure when Travel Light comes into play) when we see Jesse Eisenburg apply it. Thus giving the context of how Jesse came up with that rule in the first place! Especially since Jesse isn't in any of the scenes where he first presents the rules! (

[@louisssmithjr7454]

he is just doing what he doing

[@tabletopvids]

I can’t tell if he loves this movie or completely hates it

[@kieranstark7213]

Read the description. It proves he’s a true fan of it, like the rest of us!

[@dogeramsey9154]

He hates every movie...he just hates some less than others 😂

[@jodee_strong8588]

tabletopvids just hates movies that aren’t realistic

[@MrSasunaru101]

Why not both

[@piggyblitz4404]

Loves it, this is just his job he has to act up

[@riverafter9500]

It’s just wrong that you didn’t take a sin off when Bill regrets Garfield. Just wrong.

[@handsomest1]

Riverafter SHUT YO SOFT ASS UP NERD

[@jaykluvsya1425]

AND WHAT ABOUT IT

[@samuelvoegelin7249]

Agree

[@devarajakhilmatta320]

@D M I dont get it, what do you mean by it is written for CS people, (sorry, for my lack of knowledge in the things you are discussing)

[@jdogburke]

Bill Murray would be great at Cinema Sins

[@thejadedeagle6729]

"Do you have any regrets?" "Garfield maybe..." No sin off for that?

[@WestAllen403]

That deserved like 15 sins off

[@jaredfranco10]

"Woody blocked his woody." lmao

[@madeadjudge5187]

I just went down to find your comment and upvote it XD

[@legendsneverdye8949]

I guess I wasn't the only one lol-ing

[@laurawieleba9552]

The rules aren’t in order of importance they are just in chronological order.

[@bendystrawz2832]

I was thinking the same thing. When he pulls out the rule book, he has them all in a list, presumably just in the order he added them to the list. "Cardio" would have been the first, closely followed by "double tap" and "seat belts."

[@imbi9580]

Right!!!! For a cinema sin giver, they really forget that?

[@nervousplayer8292]

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[@thefoolishgmodcube2644]

In that case, they should be steps, not rules

[@nico-v113]

thefoolishgmodcube he was just adding them on the fly. Being steps would mean a general format where the order matters. For the rules the order does not matter.

[@DasKame]

"Have u one Regret?" "Garfield maybe?" TEN SINS OFF

[@jacobrickayzen2744]

DasKame could you explain that to me please?

[@jackofalltrades6718]

@@jacobrickayzen2744 Bill Murray voiced Garfield in the live action movies. Everybody agrees that they weren't that great. Unless you are Jacksfilms... kzbin.info/www/bejne/nIq4iamoe51oq7M kzbin.info/www/bejne/fJzMgmlte9msmas

[@BLUEBEATLE001]

Jack OfAllTrades bill myrray hates them but did the sequel because of his contract and money of course

[@jacobrickayzen2744]

DJ ROCKWELL GAMING thanks everyone!

[@nobody5674]

666 likes

[@catbert2412]

the worlds come to an end but everywhere they go seems to have electricity

[@Prospitfox]

“The plague of the 21st century” lmao look how well that aged

[@doctorvladandhisbluejaysd2802]

This comment just gave me testicular cancer, no joke

[@raulcasarez2150]

Dude and the video is from 2 years ago! Literally right before covid spread how ironic.

[@ignoranceandcrisps]

Jeremy: "American houses are built too close together!" Everyone in the UK: "Ha. Ha. Ha ha ha, ha haaa haaaaaaa, ha haaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaa. Ha."

[@justanotherglorpsdaymornin5097]

I mean those houses are propper fully detatched. I thought my parents were really well of but we lived in a semi down in Kent.

[@The_Evening_Sun]

@@justanotherglorpsdaymornin5097 well it's clear that the people of cinema sins don't understand proper urban development if they're asking for houses to be more spread out. That's just spoiled

[@noahspeak147]

Come to India 😂

[@jakhawkins4330]

@@The_Evening_Sun Nothing spoiled about it.

[@brianstraight9308]

Humorous, but as he points out in the sin, there's GOBS of space in America and no reason for homes to be built so close together. Space isn't quite as available in Europe.

[@wyomingresident6121]

Missed sin: "I hear there are no zombies there" Who did you hear that from? There is like no one around

[@darkangelprincess101]

The news before everything shut down?

[@codyjames1054]

@@darkangelprincess101 which further brings up the plot hole of no one else being there.

[@Batchall_Accepted]

They missed a bunch of really big sins in this. Like shit that bugged me even on my my first watch Guess he was too busy nitpicking dumb shit to pad the runtime like the last 2 videos

[@DatBlueVQ]

3:41 So zombie blood doesn't get into his eyes or mouth while he's chainsawing through them which would result him getting infected...

[@the1onlyteagro]

How about how everyone in every zombie movie/show screams with a wide open mouth when bludgeoning zombies.

[@ashesofjames]

All the ‘sins’ regarding the out of order rules, honestly, he made them up as he went along with zombie apocalypse experiences so it makes sense. Also, Bill Murray and the other two were stoned. There are no bad ideas when you’re high. Lol

[@psych0tic870]

Really... no sin for Tallahassee wasting all their bullets when he found those guns

[@TheOfficialRamVenkatakrishnan]

hes slipping

[@SusanPDavis]

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[@JohnWTolbert]

@@youareallbots7536 "small fee"? He's gonna need at least 10k to bribe the guards on the way to the secret entrance to the bank.

[@Domura]

You want to get real into it, he's blowing the ammo of an HK MP7, which isn't exactly a common gun in the US and even more egregiously, uses a proprietary caliber that you're sure as fuck not going to find in public markets. Fact is that most are in military supply, so the fact they've got one in their hands at all is a pretty big deal but dumb hick's going to waste ammo. Actually mad.

[@ruggedlemmings9163]

A few fun facts about this movie: -It was originally conceived as a tv series. -When it was shot down enough that the creators decided to try and turn it into a movie, it was planned to be a Left4Dead movie (which it essentially is in all but name). -Bill Murray was actually a last-minute addition to the cast. They had planned to do some kind of celebrity cameo, but everyone kept turning them down. Finally Woody offered to give Bill a call because - as pointed out in the video - they worked together in movies like Kingpin. Bill said that he'd be happy to do it but his schedule wasn't clear. But at the last minute Bill just happened to be in town where they were shooting and they were able to get the Bill Murray scenes shot in a few days. -Most of Bill's lines were improvised, including the "Do you have any regrets?" "Maybe Garfield..." line.

[@jakhawkins4330]

That tidbit about Bill Murray makes me happy

[@pewterschmidt23lord99]

I heard they wanted Sylkvester Stallone dont know what happened there

[@xIG0RAWRx]

Wasn’t cabin in the woods also a L4D movie (well supposed to be)

[@SCP--oz6oz]

@@xIG0RAWRxno, it just had l4d snpcs cameo

[@emiluvb]

You forgot how Tallahassee somehow ALWAYS finds a can of paint and paintbrush when he needs to switch cars, conveniently a good color for the car they find. If it’s black he has white, if it’s white, he has black. (Information slightly from the new movie but it’s a thing in this one too)

[@benmcginley135]

"The fact that these guys just happen upon this perfectly functional big truck, along with its big guns, with NO interference from anyone, zombie or human alike is a bullshit taco wrapped in a kissmyballs shell and topped with slightly tangy fuckyou sauce." GOLD.

[@krazus2036]

Bonus sin round: one sin for every time they wasted a perfectly good bullet for stupid reasons.

[@sahil5185]

ikr! tallahasee wasted so much ammo

[@studentmer_01marco93]

Watch wow such gaming. He said that thou

[@RonnieBarzel]

Do you want Sinny to break again?

[@thegrudge8863]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gGnPeYKAlpiYsMk total counts

[@TheAttacker732]

@@sahil5185 The only ammo he truly wasted was the 4.6mm for the MP7 from the Hummer. Even having a magazine worth of ammo for it is dubious at best, next to nobody uses it in this *hemisphere*. And there's effectively no civilian interest in the round. Hell, even finding a true MP7 would be absurdly unlikely, unless civilian ownership restrictions were lifted quite early in the ordeal. *And even then*, it's a mediocre choice over any number of 9mm & .45 ACP smgs. Almost everything else they used is stockpiled in civilian hands by the billions & tens of billions. Particularly 12 Gauge & .22LR, you'll be hard-pressed to not find supplies of those for decades to come. It's entirely reasonable to assume that the majority of gun-owning households have a few boxes of each, at the very least.

[@MegaSoulHero]

Brought to you by Zombieland: Double Tap. In theaters this Friday.

[@hainguyn948]

How tf can u get 12 ago ?

[@MegaSoulHero]

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[@hainguyn948]

@@MegaSoulHero oh ok

[@pizzatime7433]

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[@rauljimenez230]

dragonball slayer326 i accept your apology 😂

[@zippedmouthgaming5637]

The best part about Amber Heard's portrayal in this movie is that all they had to do was take her mask off.

[@elizabethescalante7866]

The "Hold my twinkie" bit is so freaking funny!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SwaggyG_2102]

"Nut up or shut up minutes" *That's a funny way of saying 16 minutes* Edit: Also, do *House (1977)*

[@lochofmceo]

I don't get it?

[@567turtle]

@@lochofmceo In the movie woody harlesons characters catch phrase

[@nocturnalwolf8714]

It's actually 17 minutes but close enough lol. (◠‿・)

[@randalgraves6979]

He doesn’t count the outtakes

[@nocturnalwolf8714]

@@randalgraves6979 Fair enough.

[@J.D....]

The reason the rules are numbered the way they are is not because of importance, but rather in the order Columbus figured out their usefulness.

[@nathannishimuta9932]

I actually had this same conversation with my friends last night after we watched it, and we came to the conclusion that the majority of people would hesitate out of morality.

[@notabolchevik]

This reviewer is quite dumb... also criticized Robocop, how dares he?

[@miss_daaé]

he's not a reviewer he's just an asshole

[@antoniomitchell4386]

I mean obvious right. I swear watching these Sin videos is almost frustrating at this point.

[@ThunderBird80085]

@@miss_daaé that's why people think this is funny but I honestly can't watch these any more.

[@ashleybang49]

"It's amazing how quickly things can go from bad to total shit-storm" So it's basically the start of 2020

[@mypraystation8566]

"Zombieland nut or shut up" would make a nice name for the third

[@MaCabaret]

Nut or shut up was the last thing my college girlfriend said to me

[@noahwaite8927]

"Hell, people in the south clean the selves if a inch of snow is predicted" Damn I felt that one

[@MrRolyat98]

I live in Virginia. This is absolute truth. Except maybe in the Appalachian mountains.

[@spencerbennett3719]

*Shelves num nuts

[@chivalryalive]

Noah Waite -- I grew up in Michigan.... Hold my beer! :-D

[@claytonfair3038]

He’s totally right lmao

[@talamicastroud7151]

@@spencerbennett3719 -- *numb 😑

[@FamilyMadeFilms]

I love when Woody asks Bill Murray "do you think you'll pull through?" and he slowly turns to look at Columbus and says "no"

[@priscillajimenez27]

🤷‍♀️

[@CamTheKid]

Yeah that was one of favorite parts of the movie.

[@tombocai]

"you ever see a grocery store when a catastrophe happens?" 2021: yes, it lacks toilet paper and baker's yeast

[@mhrist]

the gas station trick is one of the most famous confidence tricks in history..

[@zentazym1]

“Do you have any regrets?” “...Garfield.”

[@RonnieBarzel]

Surprised that didn’t get a sin removed.

[@thechangamire3495]

Ever heard of r/ImSorryJon?

[@MrRolyat98]

Don’t know why the movie got so much hate. It’s a kids’ movie for God’s sake. How good did people expect it to be?

[@XenoSpyro]

@@MrRolyat98 You can make a kids movie and still make a good movie. Making a movie intended for kids isn't an excuse to create garbage.

[@angeladavis3056]

@@XenoSpyro it's not trash, it's just a good movie that was accidentally thrown in the garbage because most people grew out of zombie movies by this time

[@classiclogic1693]

7:27 Impressed you didnt sin the fact that they wasted SOOOOOO much ammo

[@zeobide]

I was 10,000,000,000% looking for that

[@ChonkyCats]

True!

[@inkmaster5480]

Plus the real sin isn't that the door was shut, it was that the hands were still gripping the wheel.

[@mpthorvonericksen]

That upset me when I first watched the movie

[@Nekorene_chan]

I mean doesn't matter right since they have *unlimited* ammo XD

[@MultiJebusChrist]

LMAO at Jeremy's clown rant four and a half minutes in! I feel you, man.

[@galleryofrogues]

MultiJebusChrist Did you know Jesse Eisenberg is apparently a huge Ween fan??

[@MonoCrowbo]

Jeremy: "American houses are built too close together!" Me Who lives In Britain: "I'll wait for my apology.."

[@theomnihero8221]

"Wholly unnecessary sequel." I now know zombies won't be eating you.

[@scottmantooth8785]

new SJW zombies go all vegan...and become self loathing emo pacifists that write really bad poetry that makes absolutely no sense...but still desire their participation trophies

[@theomnihero8221]

@@scottmantooth8785 I am guessing that you are trying to make a movie based on that because that was oddly specific. It better be good because I am a zombie enthusiast and if I think it's shit then you failed the zombie community.The idea does intrigue me, but it doesn't seem like it will go anywhere. So here is a "you tried" ribbon.

[@Shepherd-of5td]

TheOmniHero so u could say u gave him a participation trophy

[@theomnihero8221]

@@Shepherd-of5td Na. I am just being generous.

[@seandewell9319]

@@Shepherd-of5td If he wasn't so self-loathing I bet he'd be ecstatic.

[@plasticlizard022]

The list isn’t ordered by importance but is listed chronologically by when he decided to add a rule - probably from experiencing those things in that exact order.

[@labittie]

Thank you!

[@adamterrell-payne4523]

Exactly. He wasn't the most ready person for the zombie apocalypse, hence not even knowing it was happening. Thats the main joke of the movie.

[@danny5357]

The bit about clowns made me laugh so damn hard it fucked up my blood pressure, my vision went black and I almost fell off the couch. Never change, whoever wrote that line.

[@DoofusDomainCleric]

A well stocked grocery store in the apocalypse? *2020 looks conspicuously*

[@hollowice999]

“Wholly unnecessary sequel” How dare you

[@kieranstark7213]

Except it’s not even out until this Friday. So soon, it will not be too early to judge how Zombieland: Double Tap’ll be made.

[@m.A.A.dGanja420]

@Michael Moloney I think he's just pre-judging this sequel compared to other comedy sequels that have come out that were terrible cash grabs. Hangover 2 comes to mind. I doubt Doubletap will be as good as the first, so why make it?

[@kevk9306]

Most sequels suck so we'll see

[@AmerZAC]

@@m.A.A.dGanja420 because "not as good as the first" might still be "pretty damn great", and "pretty damn great" is usually enough to make some profit.

[@pinhead4632]

You missed it in, the grocery store scene when he’s beating the shit out of zombies he passes twinkies and does nothing about it

[@AlienWacker]

Now I gotta go back and look...

[@MurderCount]

*Ding

[@Amarianee]

And the handful behind the closed door in the Hostess truck...but he didn't show the close up of the scene that shows it.

[@MajinLordVegeta]

Back when Cinemasins was good, they would have caught that and sinned it, but now its just 20 minutes videos of, well IDK what to call it anymore. its not what it used to be. sadly.

[@GAURAV_RANA_]

@@MajinLordVegeta sad indeed. Now it's a stupid rant.

[@poywesonson2945]

“There’s GOBS of land in America” Native Americans: Hmmmmm

[@aftertaste05]

Did you also notice how it was a Native American gift shop they destroyed for no reason?

[@ericgoodman3510]

"In the south, mfers clean them out if there's an inch of snow predicted" Describes Atlanta perfectly.

[@bsgfan1]

You should see how we react in Texas. Schools and roads get closed down.

[@Dark_Angel07]

You should see Alabama. There won't be any bread or milk in grocery stores for miles.

[@supernova582]

Meanwhile in the north states Civilization continues normally with 20 feet of snow

[@smokingterd53]

@@supernova582 Its because the south doesn't get snow, they get mainly ice. The roads are very unsafe to drive on so everything closes and such

[@thelikebutton4405]

Louisiana all the way!! 😂😂

[@Gabstrology]

The statement about cleaning out a grocery store because of one inch of snow in the South is very accurate.

[@ks6001]

i mean to be fair the snow -> slush -> black ice transition happens before you even manage to get your ass out of bed, and ice is a hell of a lot harder to drive on than a drier snow

[@milesisokay]

4:17 Jeremy has strong feelings about the fear of clowns

[@RamMan2016]

some welding hoods, "helmets/masks", have a grind setting to where you can see out like a normal facemask/grinding shield.

[@evster7flick]

A Cadillac breaking down that quickly is actually the most likely event that takes place here

[@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823]

I saw their sedan (STX, is it called?) next to a Challenger. I had no idea the Caddy woukd look like a Pinto next to it, lol.

[@angel06xpr25]

I've gone all this time without knowing this movie had a post-credits scene. WTF.

[@noahwilliams5950]

It's more of an outtake

[@aryandivyanshu8324]

Angel06 xPR Give me the fkn timestamp right now please

[@Kokopelli711]

Same

[@shadava]

Yeah I had no idea either

[@jenicdarling9690]

I know. They should show or do something at the end of movies now so we all know

[@eshmanassingh2649]

When there is a zombie apocalypse, people usually losse contact with the world. So how the heck did Columbus knew who killed zombies in a fancy way?!?

[@lokisqueen4854]

4:11 Sam Winchester nodding in agreement

[@hfhxgdytfyguyghfyfhrbt6gxc749]

Are we not going to talk about how Tallahassee killed all the zombies swarming the prize booth with only six magazines including the two that were already loaded in his handguns?

[@extremistgarchomp4950]

I just assumed he had more ammo somewhere else but kept the magazines there for the quick reload they showed him doing.

[@hfhxgdytfyguyghfyfhrbt6gxc749]

@@extremistgarchomp4950 possibly.

[@danegay4327]

I mean... six magazines fully loaded at 7 rounds per mag for those 1911's equals 42 rounds total... sooo if he one shotted each of the zombies he could still get a whole mess of them domed. We should do a head count to see if the numbers match up!

[@nathanjoseph5449]

Dane Gay the DEADMEAT channel counted 20 something zombies

[@danegay4327]

@@nathanjoseph5449 perfect! So he has plenty of bullets for all!

[@alexeifiore8573]

Something I've always found to be particularly sinful is the fact that when Wichita and Little Rock are tricking the guys and pretending that Little Rock is infected, I've always thought how horribly things could've gone? Like Tallahassee is literally about to shoot her with a loaded gun and Wichita waits a little too long imo to say 'wait!' Like what if Tallahassee decided to just get it over quickly and killed Little Rock??

[@ksoundkaiju9256]

Alexei Fiore I wouldn't play around with my sibling's life like that period just murder some bastards and take their shit, all crime is practically legal now since society has crumbled to shit

[@codeylee8494]

Exactly

[@wcoleman99]

What's bad I live in Arkansas. There's enough little towns in this state they couldve used that's way more insulting then the state capitol

[@alexeifiore8573]

Jak Stone oh, sorry if someone had commented it before. It’s just a thought I’ve always had when I’ve watched this movie

[@Esco2332]

U missed guy that gets eaten by zombie while on the toilet is the same guy that Wichita hustles at the gas station !!! 🤯

[@gm2407]

bites to be him.

[@legendsneverdye8949]

Just gonna say kudos for the "Woody blocked his woody". Don't know why but found this weirdly funny

[@SanguineRoku]

It's funny how you missed that the rules were written in the chronological order the situations were encountered.

[@jtf5223]

Oh my fucking god this! Most of the sins were him not understanding this.

[@danielbush2637]

The rules are in chronological order. “Ding”

[@thevrana]

IKR I was ready to ignore his bitching for the first few times,but sheeeeesh

[@justinspear2566]

THANK YOU

[@MrBassem95]

Its really stupid for them to be labeled as rule number 1 2 and 3 then. They could have given those rules random numbers but they are given sequentially

[@spacespz5947]

@@MrBassem95 What? no. Lets give thar rule a random number, lets say 88. So now I have a huge gap that I cant fill, and that rule number 1, well now I got something more important, I will call it rule 0.99

[@MrBassem95]

@Alex Meggoe Yeah so he thought of cardio before he thought of double tap and he thought of seat belts before don't be a hero? It makes no sense

[@HeyRonni]

The fact that you know the south clears grocery shelves in anticipation of a storm and DONT know that southerners speak almost entirely in euphemisms (including 'taking the browns to the superbowl') is astounding.

[@lenthisgoldstein9553]

so far I'd say this one is the BEST of the Cinema Sins series! Loved the Untouchables reference classic!

[@waynewilliams7106]

One of my favorite lines of all time: "Do you wanna see how hard I can punch?"

[@HAL-vm3wn]

I quote that as often as i can whenever somebody is annoying me Unfortunately nobody laughs at it for two minutes straight like i did when Woody said it

[@dememeitized8048]

Everything wrong with zombie land Everyone: it's empty

[@vincentpemberton3749]

"These are really big guns." *Proceeds to shoot two guns with full clips into the air* This is 50 sins in my opinion! In a Zombie Apocalypse, what a god damn waste of ammo! Also, an air horn in the middle of a THEME PARK attracts all the zombies. But two uzi's firing into the air in a silent area - Nada.

[@henrywalke9129]

You're telling me in a whole grocery store, fully stalked, there isn't one twinkie?

[@realmercnasty]

CinemaSins: Why is he wearing a welding mask, seems stupid and only for a cool visual. Also CinemaSins: Killing zombies like that, he's bound to get zombie blood in one of his orifices. One or the other, guys.

[@infinitesentient3545]

How are these things REMOTELY related?! A welding helmet? You think that is eye protection in a zombie apocalypse!!? YOU CAN'T SEE ANYTHING except bright flashes....ya know because it's a welding helmet! The ONLY thing that would be good for is if you don't want to watch yourself get eaten alive. I'm going to assume you're not stupid but what you posted was really FUCKING STUPID!!! Go to Lowes or Home Depot or something and try on a welding mask or goggles...tell us what you can see....

[@realmercnasty]

@@infinitesentient3545 it's not about the practicality of wearing a welding mask, it's about having something on your face to keep from getting infected after smashing a face with a blunt weapon, haha. (Or chainsaws in this instance) If the one he was wearing allowed just enough visibility to kill a zombie, then it serves its purpose. I'm sure you're a blast at parties.

[@infinitesentient3545]

@@realmercnasty Sure you go ahead and try to rationalize this asinine comment....YOU CAN'T FUCKING SEE OUT OF A WELDING HELMET!! And yes, yes I am pretty goddamn fun to have around! I don't party with dumbasses, it saves everybody a lot of grief!

[@blakedurston]

Infinite Sentient what about “why is the top of that toilet so pristinely white?” Like bruh are u serious.

[@infinitesentient3545]

@Alex Meggoe Whatever you say there, knower of shit you don't fucking know! You need to get back to work, those dicks aren't going to suck themselves! Bye Falecia

[@crm1301]

Cinema sins: “no movie is without sins.” Also cinema sins: *has never done Eighth Grade, Lady Bird, or Elf* *edit:* Yeah, I compared Elf to Lady Bird and Eighth Grade. Come at me. *edit 2:* he did elf!!

[@noahphillips7618]

Or Spaceballs, or No Country For Old Men, or any of the Monty Python films.

[@igota100inscience9]

Or endgame

[@elenathepatriot]

Or Godfather

[@neilbean488]

Or any Kubrick movie.

[@mihawk508]

Adding elf to that list is... kind of out of place

[@ebtsoby]

1:28 I've literally never seen two houses with that much space between them in my life, I never even had a garden during my childhood

[@humananonymous7927]

Me: watches cinemasins Also me : might have more then 3 lamps in their room *sweats nervously*

[@TAOBIAF]

Jeremy: *chastises Tallahassee for wearing face protection in the form of a welding mask* Jeremy 4 minutes later: "hE's GoiNG tO GeT bLoOD iN HiS oRiFicEs"

[@darkmessiah-minecraft9272]

YOU CANT SEE OUT OF A WIELDING MASK mate havent ye used 1 in school ?

[@barrylyndon5552]

@@darkmessiah-minecraft9272 Well he flips it up, maybe he just grabbed it so that he can pull it down when he's right next to a zombie and carve at it carefree then take it off again once the zombie is mincemeat

[@envrnmntlsm]

dark messiah-minecraft you definitely can see out of a welding mask

[@donovan1345]

@@envrnmntlsm Ummm, not every welding mask can be seen out of. They have to have the "blackout" feature. While, yes, I can easily tell it has that feature, The screen doesn't go right next to your eyes so he wouldn't have been able to see anything in his peripheral vision. Why would anyone wear a mask that you can't see your peripheral vision?

[@TheMoose126]

@@envrnmntlsm maybe out of an Auto Darkening helmet. Old school ones need the lens flipped up or down

[@charlessaint7926]

Little Rock, "So, do you have any regrets? Bill F*cking Murray, "Garfield, maybe."

[@claysoggyfries]

He's not lying

[@protoman1214]

Skateboarding is not always faster than running...unless there is a hill. Take that sin back

[@danwatkins3044]

The real reason why Twinkies almost got toasted was unions

[@daniellevaughn4598]

I don't think Jeremy likes the order in which Zuckerberg placed his rules.

[@jordangarcia465]

Seems like sin count padding to me, bro. *Munches on a chip*

[@wondliii9046]

The welding mask is so he doesnt get guts sprayed into his mouth and eyes while he is chainsawing zombies

[@josiahbahuaud2294]

You've clearly never worn one, as you wouldn't see shit with it on.

[@jarink1]

@@josiahbahuaud2294 Especially at night.

[@testing4037]

@@josiahbahuaud2294 there are two types, there's one you can see with and becomes black when you're exposed to strong light (I'm not an English speaker)

[@Tactical_Arborist_1776]

@@testing4037 and that's definitely not an auto-darkening welding helmet. Looks like the old school style with the flip up visor on the front. And the whole helmet flips up to if preferred

[@niteshaid5591]

I was just about to comment this lol

[@k3nzxc584]

I find it funny Jeremy makes fun of the houses being "Next" to each other, when over here in the UK the houses are built completely attached in a row for the most part. Sin for you being so privileged!

[@dropkickmurphy4114]

Ever see NCIS? Gibbs' rules were in no particular order and are still awesome.

[@jakedousie8482]

The rules are in order of when he had an experience that made him make that rule.....

[@justincarawan-carawanco.pu1639]

12:28 "Any regrets?" "I dunno. Garfield, maybe?"

[@dixiecronin7791]

This feels a little more real in 2020... just a different type of apocalypse

[@jasper2739]

5:25 Bro predicted the coronavirus toilet paper and pasta shortage lol

[@l30nitu56]

The rule order isn’t BS it’s in the order of when he discovered them. Edit:Thanks for the likes.

[@tournesol99]

Except rule number 2 (the double tap) was the one he used first (chronologically).

[@radioaktiveschildmaid7411]

That's right. I hope he would leef the rules alone, because the order IS important. In this way we can asume how his live looked befor the movie started.

[@radioaktiveschildmaid7411]

@@tournesol99 He could saw it, OR heard it from a soldiers, who tried to save the civilians.

[@tournesol99]

@@radioaktiveschildmaid7411 He used the double tap on 406, before he new about zombies. Ergo, the list is not exclusively in order of when Columbus, it is just arbitrary.

[@radioaktiveschildmaid7411]

@@tournesol99 oh, sorry. Have to wacht my movies again :)

[@alumpycow6694]

Been a fan forever, thought I’d never see the day zombie lands on the chopping board.

[@zetast0rm]

eventually they come for us all

[@rodericklep2858]

@Ronnie yes it is you basturd

[@brettbaratheon9776]

Block, chopping block

[@bluelandyaandgreenlandya1788]

@Ronnie don't be a buzz kill cause i LOVE puns and clever wording

[@alumpycow6694]

TheBigMan_andTheFatMan I do as well, really glad zombie land had a rule number 2.

[@scarffoxandfriends9401]

I can confirm that even in Northern Kansas the stores get sucked dry if even a half a inch of snow is predicted

[@stormgenesis]

Cinemasins : "its a hard knock life for us" Me : *upvotes*

[@BlizzWaveEdits]

Finally he does a movie I actually care about

[@canwehit1kvidswithoutanysu153]

Shrek?!

[@SebasTian58323]

I think the rules are in the order he came up with them

[@sebastianchantre3152]

I think i've seen this movie about 5-6 times AND I DIDNT KNOW THERE WAS A POST CREDIT SCENE!

[@giannadimou]

"You ever see a grocery store when a catastrophe happens?" me in 2020: ...yep

[@Giovanni-ny4hw]

“I guess i answered my own questions” He’s understanding guys

[@intoxicary]

Cinema sins would be great at cinema sins! DING

[@AJ24773]

never even knew there was an end credits scene...

[@Scootaskyeee]

Wait what????

[@Scootaskyeee]

And I. MISSED IT?????????

[@keyman6689]

That's cuz you don't stay for the credits! Unless my bladder is bursting, I always stay thru the credits. I listen to the music, look for people with my name, etc. I always like to know how the movie ends, whether with a scene, an audio Easter egg or just a great musical finish. I know I'm a rare breed cuz I'm never fighting people to get out!

[@AirQuotes]

@@keyman6689 I always stay too but only because I'm lazy

[@Dubblelights]

As someone who works in a movie theatre, that's annoying.

[@mega289]

Did I hear CinemaSins make a Hunger Games reference? In 2019? Hunger Games isn't dead yet?? You just made my day.

[@aaeve5676]

Rule no.1:Be a valedictorian in the Prometheus school of running away from things.

[@landonechols8924]

Everything wrong with Cinemasins “Making a everything wrong with video on a movie because of an upcoming sequel cliche.”

[@FulcanMal]

That's sort of like saying a movie having a trailer is a cliche. It's just something that works.

[@PremiumCheeses]

I mean if they hadn't done the prequel before, what better time than before a sequel comes out?

[@thierpetersen7907]

shots fired.

[@vocalvortexstudios2058]

@@PremiumCheeses im like, a solid 99.9% sure you dont refer to the original film as a prequel

[@PremiumCheeses]

Vocal Vortex Studios He does the same thing for remakes and sequels. you get the point

[@brycevo]

In *Nut Up Or Shut Up* Minutes. Yeah. That's perfect

[@rogerheard3150]

Bill Murray didn't get a 21 gun salute he got a 16 gun salute

[@Vayank123]

I know I am talking about the sequel here, but I already have like 10 sins with regard to Flagstaff and Albuquerque (the new Tallahassee and Columbus zombieland survivalists). Why did they survive for so long with so many rules at their disposal, and think it was a good idea to fight these T-800s without the other survivor's help? They were reckless and turned into T-800s themselves.

[@audriux96]

missed sin: holding two chainsaws where his hands cant reach the throttles

[@Tactical_Arborist_1776]

Those are top handle arborist saws. The throttle is on the top handle. I've been a certified arborist for 16 years, he definitely could have worked both saws at once the way he is holding them. My only complaint is they look to be Echo saws, which are crap saws. Should of got two Stihl Ms201T's. 👍

[@aviheste3380]

@@Tactical_Arborist_1776 nerd lol you made my night

[@sosaminaj]

@@aviheste3380 imagine calling someone a nerd when u have a fnaf pfp in 2019

[@Anvilshock]

@@Tactical_Arborist_1776 But evidently your 16 years as a certified arborist didn't teach you that you should HAVE got the correct word there.

[@itisfreak]

lmfao