The Decemberists - "The Mariner's Revenge Song"

[@oshahott2532]

The two women making up one character is honestly an awesome touch.

[@DCGMatthew1]

They've always done it like that live...

[@shemesh9687]

The actual woman, and the memory of her, but a shadow

[@steeveewuzzheer1992]

I didn’t expect that from this version. Gave me a good chill

[@DaVeganZombie]

It does a nice job in playing out the shrill, weak dying words, but the sound of his sweet healthy mother at the same time. He knows he heard it in the latter... but he can so clearly put those same words to her loving voice. It’s beautiful~

[@oshahott2532]

@@DaVeganZombie Exactly! It gives it a mystic and unreal, yet grounded in reality feel to it.

[@vocalvortexstudios2058]

"Guys how are we gonna make whale-eating-a-ship noises?" 'Don' worry mate, have the ladies scream and ill just knock some shit off the mantle'

[@funk3nst3in]

dishonored 1 speedrun thank you very much

[@andrewcarlson3486]

GENIUS

[@ayla4314]

Bhahaha omg I didn't notice the first time😂😂 that brought me so much joy👍

[@edwardTisk-ix8nj]

Just another evening, below deck. 😂

[@carmenronyak1321]

Elephant eats coconuts,dry

[@ekejess]

notice the drummer shaking the tambourine in his mouth whilst also drumming during the whale attack? That's talent. Mouth tambourine.

[@DontKnowNoSnakes]

I hadn't noticed that before! HAHA. Cheers.

[@tysonroser4835]

"What instrument do you play?" "Mouth tambourine."

[@zenthepoet.]

@@tysonroser4835 "No Euphemism "

[@literalcode]

Absolute madlad.

[@teancrumpets5685]

I professionally play the mouth-tamberine

[@bxzidffbxzidff]

The last minute of the song is such a perfect ending. The chorus without the lyrics letting us know what is happening in the story without saying it, growing more and more frantic as the mariner finally lets years of hate and bitterness come to the surface by enacting his revenge

[@martinmegazor]

Wow yeah that's a nice interpretation of the last bit :)

[@viniciusgmachado1204]

You mean EXACTING his revenge…

[@wafflecopper]

@@viniciusgmachado1204 you are correct but also who fucking cares, it's a youtube comment, not a peer reviewed essay

[@adamferrell505]

That's the part where ya dance

[@escapemechanic]

This is a 300 page novel in a short tune. My brain fills in the gaps and it is just an amazing story..The masterful musicians...damn, My 30th? time watching?

[@synthwolfe8906]

Whats the novel name, if possible? Or is it yet to be written?

[@grimreactor9579]

@@synthwolfe8906 there is no novel it is just his brain making a story out of the song

[@TheRealSkeletor]

It's called a ballad. Now you know what to search for. Go forth, and rejoice, for there is an entire genre waiting for you to discover it.

[@DaVeganZombie]

The ending is what I can best describe as “audioviolence.” He is *killing* this man in a a furious frenzy. And this outro does every point in expressing it.

[@television1088]

Yeah but for what. Fucking his mother and leaving? Tale as old as time.

[@RivkahSong]

The way he almost chews his words creates such an interesting sound and accent that it creates nearly half the lure and enjoyment of this song, for me. The evocative and descriptive lyrics is the other half. :)

[@Duskgusting]

Rivkah Song agreed

[@redhen6323]

His accent suits the story perfectly!

[@johnschauder]

Yeah but I’d rather not see his molars when he sings. It’s weird and gross

[@egemenozcelik7494]

@@johnschauder how is it weird and gross? also I dunno just put the music on tab or scroll down ? lul

[@thesuprisedbitch4077]

@@johnschauder lmao

[@badthingshappen4879]

I love how much they're clearly enjoying performing this... all the grins to each other, especially with the cacaphony when the whale appears and the drummer knocks the stuff off the mantlepiece. I've listened to this song about 40 times over the last week.

[@josephcorridon9314]

This is hands down the best example of storytelling in a song I know. If any one knows of any better please tell me.

[@eddymac1123]

+Joseph Corridon The Raconteurs - Carolina Drama is on par

[@nritsch]

Possibly "Light Tunnels" or "Jimmy Iovine" by Macklemore. Both are rather shocking real stories. "A Little Piece of Heaven" is another totally creepy fantasy story, but great. Eminem's "Stan" and "Bad Guy" are classics, even if you dislike Eminem. "Dance With The Devil" by Immortal Technique is a really famous story. "March to the Sea" is a very different kind of storytelling, but it's also great.

[@tomb613]

Check out the Decemberists album "Hazards of Love" and their epic "the Tain" both great stories told in song.

[@splatttt]

Empire of the Clouds by Iron Maiden is a pretty great historical fiction song. It’s 18 minutes long though lol.

[@russbuck1000]

Daniel Kahn's "Edward the Young" and Fairport Convention's "Matty Groves" would be my suggestions, but this is awesome too

[@remyhoppe7624]

funny story about this song: when I was about 5 or so, my dad was super into the Decemberists and would play a lot of their music almost all the time. This song was a favorite of my sister and me and we would sing the female part all the time, dancing around. We never got the lyrics right, which was probably for the best in hindsight. Then my dad realized how well we know inappropriate music (dark and violent, as well as some songs about sex and drugs) and I didn't hear this song again until a few months ago. Now, it's almost always stuck in my head and I love it!

[@IzallyW]

I had almost that exact experience!!! It's been stuck in my head constantly lately too.

[@Nompo]

As a hack musician, it fills me with great awe that they can perform this master piece of a song live with no flaw. Though I'm sure if I were a stellar musician, I would still be thoroughly impressed.

[@HutchinsonSkater]

+Maai Boodle so you not a musician

[@Nompo]

Is that a question or a statement?

[@HutchinsonSkater]

you said your a hack musician so does that meen your not a musician

[@Nompo]

That means I'm a musician lacking in confidence.

[@HutchinsonSkater]

oh

[@teresachardy]

This song is a masterpiece.

[@annabellemurdock4440]

It is rather good. They all look so young

[@coolsceegaming6178]

This feels like what a vengeful bard in dungeons and dragons would sing during a battle with his enemy that he’s been hunting.

[@pouncelygrin6699]

yep I agree

[@heinz-berndeggenstein6452]

Epic. Loving it. And the only song I know where instruments include "stuff falling from a mantlepiece"

[@theslysilverfox268]

ikr

[@doot3050]

Amazing right

[@FilthyCasualty]

I Don't Get The Joke I loved it when Tchaikovsky dropped a cannon from a mantle piece.

[@dansawyer4332]

@@FilthyCasualty You don't get the joke? Did you watch the video? There's a part in it where the dude at the back literally knocks a bunch of shit off the mantlepiece.

[@FilthyCasualty]

@@dansawyer4332 I think I was replying to someone and that was their name.

[@gardensnail6702]

Mr percussion in the back looks like he's having the time of his life and I love it

[@RRR66620]

The bassist is having a grand time as well!

[@anonunknown933]

6:28 We percussionists do this a lot more often than most people think and a lot more often than what most directors would ever like

[@rowanash5378]

Though the singer's voice is slightly shaky, intentionally or otherwise, it makes this much more creepy and thus amazing.

[@ashleynoel7927]

Colin has a super unique and pretty cool voice, it makes for some really dope vocals.

[@arcasyard5305]

It's a singing style or technique, i think?

[@ashleynoel7927]

@@arcasyard5305 Most likely, cuz he doesn't sound like that talking, but he does in all their songs.

[@ashleynoel7927]

@Bob Bobbertson Mmm, I personally disagree, I think (at least for me) it improves the feel of the song. I feel like the added diversity in vocal styles makes sure that music doesn't get tired, and its kinda fun hearing different singing styles. Of course thats just my opinion.

[@chrismyles2481]

Not gonna lie... thought maybe he was doing a Colonial Australian accent to start with... maybe New English? Dunno..... fricken awesome though: perfectly suited to this tune and it's intent.

[@amandabell7322]

I literally can't get enough of this song, where has it been hiding? I've listened to it every day several times a day for weeks now since I finally discovered it. SO GOOD!

[@chair7261]

Amanda Bell Incase you didn’t know, there is an animated version incase you want to see how the story went

[@PrederNationteam74]

Listen to the chosen one. It's about Anakin and it's very good

[@projectnoel]

This song is a true masterpiece

[@prestongarvey7876]

Careful, this is a great song, but if you overplay it you may tire of it which would make it harder to enjoy

[@pouncelygrin6699]

@@prestongarvey7876 that's true

[@MilylovesGod]

Lyrics: We are two mariners Our ship's sole survivors In this belly of a whale It's ribs our ceiling beams It's guts our carpeting I guess we have some time to kill You may not remember me I was a child of three And you, a lad of eighteen But, I remember you And I will relate to you How our histories interweave At the time you were A rake and a roustabout Spending all your money On the whores and hounds Oh oh You had a charming air All cheap and debonair My widowed mother found so sweet And so she took you in Her sheets still warm with him Now filled with filth and foul disease As time wore on you proved A debt-ridden drunken mess Leaving my mother A poor consumptive wretch Oh oh And then you disappeared Your gambling arrears The only thing you left behind And then the magistrate Reclaimed our small estate And my poor mother lost her mind Then, one day in spring My dear sweet mother died But, before she did I took her hand as she, dying, cried Oh oh Find him, bind him Tie him to a pole and break His fingers to splinters Drag him to a hole until he Wakes up naked Clawing at the ceiling Of his grave It took me fifteen years To swallow all my tears Among the urchins in the street Until a priory Took pity and hired me To keep their vestry nice and neat But, never once in the employ Of these holy men Did I ever, once turn my mind From the thought of revenge Oh oh One night I overheard The prior exchanging words With a penitent whaler from the sea The captain of his ship Who matched you toe to tip Was known for wanton cruelty The following day, I shipped to sea With a privateer And in the whistle of the wind I could almost hear Oh oh Find him, bind him Tie him to a pole and break His fingers to splinters Drag him to a hole until he Wakes up naked Clawing at the ceiling Of his grave There is one thing I must say to you As you sail across the sea Always, your mother will watch over you As you avenge this wicked deed And then, that fateful night We had you in our sight After twenty months at sea Your starboard flank abeam I was getting my muskets clean When came this rumbling from beneath The ocean shook The sky went black and the captain quailed And before us grew The angry jaws of a giant whale Oh oh Oh Don't know how I survived The crew all was chewed alive I must have slipped between his teeth But, oh! What providence What divine intelligence That you should survive as well as me It gives my heart great joy To see your eyes fill with fear To lean in close and I will whisper The last words you'll hear Oh oh

[@ballisticus1]

It's more fun to watch what KZbin's captioning thinks they're singing

[@kingcatfish3188]

@@ballisticus1 god... they are pretty far off, arnt they? lol assuming it's not missing the lyrics entirely.

[@prestongarvey7876]

Timothy Wattigny “Ice sheets a warm inhale now filled with filth and bowel disease” 1:21

[@pouncelygrin6699]

XD

[@KingBobXVI]

"I guess we have some time to kill." Heh.

[@SatiricSatyr]

This is the song that first made me love them.

[@joshualowery951]

Satiric Satyr mine too

[@prestongarvey7876]

For me it was sons and daughters

[@danielcropp8553]

so there's people out there who start watching this masterful song and performance, and then say, "8 minutes and 24 seconds?!! too long." and do you know what we say to these people? that's right, nothing. because we're too busy pressing "replay".

[@ldcmcfly]

Same with Bohemiam rhapsody

[@coolsceegaming6178]

If it’s a good song, it’s worth listening for 8 minutes, if everything was to be short, then nothing would be good.

[@Dan-jh8zi]

I fucking love this song I don’t care about the length, the song is fun so it doesn’t bother me

[@possiblespartan]

"If you think 8 minutes is long, I pity your wife."

[@vixivian1154]

Woah I didn't realize it's that long until I read your comment! I've listened to it three times, feels short. xD

[@hollow.boness]

they're all havin a grand old time performing it and i think that just makes it that much better

[@gekidosama]

This is the best version of this song. These folks are geniuses.

[@masterofhippos1395]

Well it is their song

[@hughtierneytierney3585]

The fiddler is a talented lady. It's an interesting fiddle part she plays and I'm assuming it's of her own devising. Harmony singing too!

[@MoiraRussell]

At 5:09 you can see one of the cameramen filming them through the window, which I love for some reason.

[@ElevenBird]

i LOVE the way that the decemberists tell stories in their songs

[@Orioninthstars]

I love it to this is my favorite song by them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@willmolinar]

A fantastic, haunting song.

[@edwardt4283]

This is not a band. This is a gift from God.

[@Mouldytone]

I love all of The Decemberists` songs but this performance is utterly sublime! Colin Meloy is an extraordinary lyricist and this clip showcases the brilliant musicians who support his wonderful songs. The Decemberists give me strength when I`m feeling weak and they show me joy at the times when I start to think that joy has deserted me.

[@NikolaZimmer]

I can't help but imagine the last scene going this way: "The last words you'll ever hear: My name is Inigo Montoya; you killed my mother, prepare to die."

[@vacuumgaze5277]

Fate/Shadow Dice i always expected him to say his mothers last words

[@harveybower9899]

The last scene is the singer singing this song

[@stroof-is-tired]

I picture it as him slowly and savagely muttering his mother's last words as he slowly stabs and rips the man's flesh

[@danielthemaniel7461]

Leah Smith Damn... definately an R rating...

[@deep-fried-sugar9276]

Yus nice reference XD

[@vineethrao30]

Your average mother: "Do not let the shadows of the past darken the rope of your future. All you need is to make sure that you forgive it and let go of those things. There are times when we tend to cling onto our past without realizing the fact that it is stopping us to walk ahead." Mariner's mother: "Find him, bind him Tie him to a pole and break His fingers to splinters Drag him to a hole Until he wakes up naked Clawing at the ceiling of his grave"

[@FumblsTheSniper]

One of those songs you love but cant show anyone........

[@roeyzfaigmanimiranda2038]

I get that feeling....

[@lukeism2]

Why?, post it on Facebook

[@megamike2016]

Just play it on St Patricks Day and tell people it's an Irish song.

[@stephanhart1802]

Why not?

[@9MoonWolf]

This is nothing compared to showing someone a song from Andrew Jackson Jihad's album "People Who Can Eat People Are The Luckiest People In The World"

[@WereDictionary]

This is even more haunting than the studio version.

[@blakebolton4127]

Recently just found this song but it has me so intrigued. The instruments, the story telling, the two women at the same time, the stops, the style of singing, I’m completely captivated.

[@Sanraycus1]

Colin Meloy is such a good writer, and in the back of my wildwood books I saw that he was in a band, so I looked it up, clicked on this, and it's so _AMAZING!_

[@oliver297]

I just went to their show in Seattle and they sang this. It was awesome!

[@nnagflar]

This song. THIS SONG! This came up many times in Pandora when I was in college. This got me through many classes, and when I tried to find it recently, I realized I had no idea what the name was. I finally found it three years later! I will be listening to this on repeat for the next couple of days. Prepare your servers, youtube...

[@isetta4083]

"O what providence, What Divine Intelligence, Said you should survive as well as me?" Fucking chills everytime

[@zacharyliles8657]

Same

[@c.lstrife]

Mariner: you took everything from me! Captain: I don't even know who you are!

[@WGBHMusic]

The Decemberists are fantastic. Another excellent Portland band. We recently filmed Typhoon live at Brighton Music Hall in Boston. Amazing show.

[@tastycake5954]

This sounds like a Dungeon and Dragons character backstory

[@thesquigglespin]

It does.

[@nritsch]

Well, I now have a new Tempest cleric. He even worked in a priory.

[@hmcmahon7127]

Bro I heard this song and immediately thought of making a oath of vengeance paladin with a similar backstory

[@Strangeaeons397]

I made a rogue swashbuckler lurker (from unearthed arcana) warlock multiclass, instead of a whale he was swallowed by a kraken who shared its powers with him

[@0average_enjoyer044]

argonaut keene

[@Lemmywinks1989]

One of my new favorites! Right up there with Carolina drama from the raconteurs

[@ashleydonahue7507]

me too!

[@catherinehudson8858]

love Carolina Drama

[@erichebert8821]

I've honestly listened to this song at least 10 times in the last day. Can't get enough

[@Spiderjerusalem009]

Man, This song was sucha huge part of my teenage. I had it downloaded from limewire and used to practice singing it by playing it on repeat on my nokia N 3310. Such a different treasure i forgot I ever possessed. Damn! Thank you decemberists!

[@LikeGodzzila]

This would be an amazing movie

[@CutleryDuck]

LikeGodzzila It was an amazing book.

[@kirfnuffle]

Cutlery Duck It was a book??

[@KyleOfCanada]

+LikeGodzzila Not that it's exactly the same, but you might enjoy the movie about Moby Dick coming out soon. I think it's a prequel about how Captain Ahab lost his leg.

[@griffinh.966]

Look up mariners revenge and there's an animated version.

[@xDPx-zh7vr]

you could listen to this a billion times and it would only get better each time. every musician perfectly in tune with their instrument and playing brilliantly together. all while following Colin's amazing story telling lyrics. such an intelligent band on every level. and the ending building to a frenzied crescendo. perfection.

[@herringtonoso4064]

My friends and I back in 2012-2013 were in a metal/punk band and our lead guitarist played us this song and I swear that is the moment where my appreciation for music as a whole started. Of course I always loved metal, but from then on I started to branch out and now my music taste almost a decade later is so astronomically different and vast.

[@spacefifo6407]

Wonderful tale of revenge and irony. It's providence they meet but the Captains fate was already set and the son could have lived his life. Instead the son and mother died with the Captain.

[@stumblestutter]

At least he got to make his fate hurt more

[@aliciabatistalopes5670]

Instead of growing up with today's music, I grew up listening to this! I was 8 years old asking my dad to play this 24/7! 😄😆

[@douglaspike3137]

Having grown up in rural Minnesota the hymn of june brings tears to my eyes... I love this band !! 😸😸

[@Ara_Arasaka]

I can’t believe I’ve listened to this song since this video was only 1y old. lol

[@phlyers13]

Revenge is a dish best served wet

[@TheAlienne]

This is an absolute masterpiece. I'm seeing these guys live in a few weeks and I will be happy forever if they play this song!

[@spencerboock8554]

Saw them at Summerfest, and they did, and it was an amazing performance

[@leftybass5860]

My fingertips started bleeding just watching that guy play bass.

[@canofsnarf3108]

he also plays German bow what a legend

[@Massenstein]

Find him, bind him, make him play bass like that guy

[@FiendEnder]

As a violin player with really strong fingers, it's not as hard as it seems. But yeah, after a while it can hurt like hell.

[@lizzykayOT7]

As I listen to the Mariner's Revenge Song now that I'm older, I find it really hilarious that the protagonist deifies his mother so wonderfully. A widow who kept an 18 year old boy toy not long after the passing of her husband. Peak comedy. Lol. This lad out here swearing the bitterest revenge over a scandal.

[@wilsontaylor424]

Dwight Schrute has an incredible voice!

[@saritajoshi1737]

Haha they play the decemberist song don't they on the show?..the dwight shrute family after their aunt passes away and thr whole family is there.

[@DestroManiak]

I guess we have some time to *kill*

[@andrewharrier]

DestroManiak never noticed that before so cool!

[@loublue5131]

Iconic foreshadowing

[@griffinh.966]

Foreshadowing.

[@dominospizz4033]

They shouldve said krill. The pun is more powerful than the foreshadowing

[@kyreof]

Torzilla whydoyouneedalastname Not true, the song is meant to be poetic not funny.

[@felanguicle]

Here's a couple that are similar in style: The Cat Empire - The Wine Song Cosmo Jarvis - Gay Pirates

[@RRR66620]

Know any more of these?

[@dreamingloom]

This song has put a spell on me! It's a masterpiece and so enchanting! One of the most delicacies for my ears, for my soul... Colin, you must have an exceptional mind! Thanks for the throbs you give me...

[@RaceOplasmaz]

The amount the 12 string guitar adds to this is amazing.

[@vladimirkoultyguine4229]

great song and interpretation! 6:29 is perfect, adds such a terrific chaotic point to the situation described

[@AngelineL.]

My friends think it's really creepy but I think it's amazing

[@MP-ux1dn]

The two aren't mutually exclusive

[@natemurray5215]

Same

[@pawelpap9]

Creepy? You need new friends😏

[@calebsherman886]

I need friends

[@raggedymuffinz]

They think this is creepy? I'd love to hear their reaction to "A Cautionary Song" then!

[@Lyletrent]

Music, Voice, Words, = Goosebumps

[@CrowJoestar]

God this song slaps so hard, where the hell was it all my life?

[@RobinSchenk1]

Wow! I've loved this song from first time hearing it like 10 years ago, never knew about this live version. It blew my mind! That final accelerando is a Mariner's headbanging masterpiece

[@nmcoda]

This transcends anything a music video could ever do. What a fantastic song!!!!! I cannot get enough of it!!

[@levianneu10]

Lesson for today! Colin Meloy- lead singer wrote a book called WILDWOOD. And it is truly a new classic for the 21st Century. He brang his great ideas used in his songs, into this amazing book. Trenton Lee Stewart and Lemony Snicket- popular authors reviewed his book and came up with amazing comments. I recommend you to read this book if you have a love for his band. This book is amazing and once you step in, you won't wanna go out. Keep it up Colin!

[@KitsuKatsuSushi]

Love this song! Only just heard it...how can the last comment be from 3 years ago! Such talent.

[@canofsnarf3108]

we seem to be in the same boat

[@KitsuKatsuSushi]

@@canofsnarf3108 I sea what you did there!

[@canofsnarf3108]

Wp

[@Jestir66]

I completely agree. The story is amazing, the style of the song draws you into how dark the story is and how dark our story teller is. With the up beat-ness of the song it shows you he enjoys every minute of being in the whale. The ending is fantastic, imagining how he kills the guy with just music. I demand more of these types of songs.

[@TlMEL0RD]

Using the words: "WE had you in our sights." is such a good touch.

[@kamalmanzukie]

this is from the series 'burn to shine', where they have a curator of the local music scene to pick a bunch of bands to play a house show before it is burned down for firefighter training

[@thatdudedavid6117]

That's dope

[@codasinger5298]

I know it's probably a stylistic choice, and it sounds great, but if my choir teacher saw me moving my mouth in that way and pronouncing things that way while singing I would get beaten over the head with the sheet music 3:18

[@rucaslicks5183]

He’s singing with an accent.

[@TheKingsPride]

Coda Singer same here, I still have trouble with solo singing because all style was trashed out of my voice after years of choral singing

[@teancrumpets5685]

I think it’s A cause he’s playing the role of a coastal folk singer B because it’s supposed to resemble a shanty but with more mouth tamberine

[@IllustriousCrocoduck]

Shame on that teacher. Taking the art out of the art.

[@ryanbolson23]

Noumenus, agreed. There are art forms, but not all art forms from such rigid frames. Music is a great way to express oneself, and if a person is truly having a great time developing in their way, why stop them?

[@SunshineThruSpring23]

It's weird how I fall in love with music these days(: Well, since I'm obsessed with the Hunger Games, I listened to their song for the album and FELL IN LOVE

[@BlutoBlutarskyIT]

I didn't know that Dwight Schrute started a folk band. That is cool.

[@SeventeeneNBJ]

haa

[@MP-ux1dn]

Dwight sings a Decemberists song with his family in one of the last episodes

[@Mydevineself]

this entire post is amazing and yes i freaked out when i heard them playing the decemberists on the office :)

[@ashleyjvarela]

Matthew Pope sons and daughters

[@puzzlepetticoats7112]

BEETS

[@nimonsoname6486]

I have been listening to this song on and off for about 5-6 years and I’ve finally finally understood. It’s and absolute MASTERPIECE!!

[@heiteposten]

One of my favorite songs. Amazing.

[@Russia1815]

So, yeah. I'm running a Pirate DND campaign and I used this song as the basis for one of my longer Quest lines. The party Were placed in a Prison in Novistar(The capital of my world) and were down on their luck when they met a half elf by the name of Arthur Callaghan(Yes that is a Reference to Red Dead Redemption 2, but he was based nothing on Arthur.)The boy was in with the Guards and eventually he managed to get the PC's out of Jail by Bribing them. He had heard of The Pc's and wanted to ask them for passage on their Ship "The Primrose" to a little known settlement Known as the Kingdom of Stronghold. They accepted, On the condition that he help about the Ship when they needed a Extra pair of hands, And since we had a Paladin of Sune, and A Cleric of Uuta aboard they agreed to take him for free, with only that stipulation. He had proven a capable Deckhand, however he had a strange habit of looking out into the sea while the Wind whistled about them... It seemed to be strangely hypnotic for the boy. Eventually one night The Pc's would awake to Arthur manning the Helm, Not unusual, however he had a very stern look upon his face. They seemed to be bearing down upon a ship, Their Ram poised to smash the ship the splinters. Our Wizard stopped him, Using Mage hand to Yank the Wheel from his grasp, however.... We did hit something. Going Nearly 16 Knots(18 Mph) We Smacked hard into a Whale the likes of which no one had ever seen. It was Gargantuan, Letting out a massive moan it turned and Bit the ship we were chasing in twain, before turning... And Forcing the Primrose into the same fate. The Pc's alive, as was Arthur. The group was in a uproar, screaming at one another until something caught their attention. A man coughing loudly in the corner of the Whales belly. The man looked to be in his late thirties, Scars running all along his face, But Arthur Knew.... Our Cleric Ran to heal the Man, However Arthur Shouted out, telling him to stop. Long Story Short Arthur begged the Pc's to, at least let him explain himself, and Why he intended to Murder this Man. They Agreed. The Music Began. It started as a Lonely Guitar, One Arthur Always carried with him, Vibrating softly in the Belly of the Whale, But Eventually.... Other Instruments Joined in, And even his Mother's Ghost made a Guest appearance. The Dilemma was up to the Players. Allow this man his Revenge? Or Stop him, and try to talk him out of this Killing. Sorry, it got so Wordy. Just wanted to tell this Awesome Story.

[@josh___something]

10/10 would DnD again.

[@FiendEnder]

That's actually an awesome D&D plot. Nice!

[@araccoonstolemyradiator]

people have already mentioned this but I love the play on words of the "time to kill" line showing he wasn't just telling a story and actually planned out this song to foreshadow it's ending, and of course the alternate reading of "we have some time, to kill" where he's using that time to kill his dad. amazing

[@IuliaBlaga]

it wasn't his dad really as he was already born then his mom took the bad guy in

[@bastianglass11]

Not a dad. Temporary stepdad more like

[@stacywalsh4248]

Still listening..❤️🎶

[@JosephJMcAllister]

Worth it... So worth it!

[@marisatwigg]

Seriously so glad I found this band. Great lyrics and instrumental composition.

[@NutellaYen]

Really what is with all the hate on this video?? If you don't like the song then don't listen to it

[@PrettyRagdoll]

It's easier for people to talk trash than admit they're just discovering a band that's been around for over a decade

[@ashman4809]

No matter how many times this song comes up (this times 3 times in a row) I can't skip it. I can still see myself taking out the details within the revenge chorus. That's probably something I shouldn't say out loud.

[@ishouldfindagoodname2416]

7:41 My new favorite thing is watching him stomp his foot.

[@pussinboots9983]

I never thought that was part of the music.

[@Mr_Cognito]

This dude has the perfect voice for this song 10/10

[@shawndelamorte777]

I've been thinking of covering this song. This performance makes me think better. So amazing!!!!

[@CirnoFrost99]

DAMM this song is perfect for "over the garden wall" guys

[@marlonmerz9850]

I FOUND SOMEONE ELSE

[@natashapham2122]

I think the part at the end, just after he sings, "so lean in close as i whisper the last words you'll hear," is my favorite; not only because of the implications the narrator is making; but also because they all just play AS FAST as they can and it's a lot of fun to watch honorable mention: the drummer knocking the stuff off of the shelf as everyone just kinda screams, its just chaos and I'm LIVING for it

[@nosearchythisok]

what an incredible song

[@moiraevara9494]

i love their voices and this song is so deep and hits a lot of chords for me i cant stop hitting repeat

[@Kamahamahax10]

I have never felt the emotion revenge, but this song is my definition!!

[@skeletonpretzelhead5567]

My English teacher had us listen and analyze this song as an assignment, now I can’t stop listening to it 😂

[@vurtualboy]

It's kind of cool when you have the ability to "manipulate" the crowd with your music. The way how you're into the story, and almost part of it as with this song. The fact that they don't have to sing the chorus again at the end, because you already know it, and feel it. It's a awesome feeling.

[@tedshaw5959]

Duh?

[@TheMillerMilitia]

Fucking amazing. Been listening to this for years.

[@kirbycooper9496]

I love how the ending part is pretty extended, to imply that hes really taking his time in his revenge

[@vilmavega2689]

Omgfg the last min pure ecstasy!!!

[@lenahorton4767]

The lead singer reminds me of Patrick Stump in terms of his facial expressions. haha!

[@michaelkitto758]

Imagine being eaten by a whale and that not even being the worst part of your day

[@fearsomestm00c0w]

I just cracked up so hard when the dude knocked all the shit off the shelf.

[@jeffjones6271]

How is this not the best thing on KZbin ever. Such a masterpiece. Bravo.

[@PeteB764]

Is it not? I think it is!

[@BuddhaL0rd]

I stumbled across this artist whilst reading The Police novel by Jo Nesbo as the band were mentioned in it. So glad I did, love it!